Smackdown! Live Thread #2 - Bliss from the Past Edition

>Evil Witch Alexa
eeerrruuuugggghhhhhh my boner

Why is /Smack/ so much better lads?

>what you want, you know that I've got

Oh...what did she mean by this?

Based Nattie

First for the Cubs world champions

NATTY IS SO FUCKING HOT NATTY PLEASE BE MY MOMMY FUCK

>Nattie is now team mommy
I can deal with this

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all boards report!
/RWBYg/ @ /co/ here

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All boards respond!

/asp/ here!

Give the Indians your support!

Let it ride boys

anyone screencap that AJ graphic?

Completely dead crowd

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>>1927459

>tfw you will never be that little negro boy

Smackdeadcrowd

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Smackdown so good I rather watch Bliss than Ramen.

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Where do I put money on Nattie injuring someone so she gets to be on the Survivor Series team?

>>1927478
Thicc mommy pls bully me

>>1927475
Ain't happening m8

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>>1927480
>>1927479
/pol/ and /vp/ reporting in

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>Natty won't ever smother you with her tits and tighs while Alexa rides you like a demon

>>1927470
Is it really though?

I feel like it's wildly mediocre and we just enjoy it for the fact that it's not as cucked as RAW

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>>1927475

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>natties pur

>>1927480
Go Indians

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why won't they let alexa wrestle barefoot?

>>1927476
>>1927476
>>1927476
>>1927476
>>1927476

THIS. MILF NATTY is GOAT

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Carmella improved her mic skills.

Mfw

Crowd's dead.

>>1927470

Actual writing
Competent booking
Promos that don't suck
No Steph
No Folley
No GM constantly in the way
Only 2 hours so its bearable


Its also just really fun to watch. I leave most smackdowns with a smile on my face while I leave most Raws bored as fuck

>>1927497
>this false flagging rawtist
SAD!

>>1927502
Ugly toes

>>1927506
no more fake accent and enzo catchphrases

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>>1927480
/vp/ here, go Cubs

>>1927506
>Carmella
>improve
What show are you watching?

>>1927506
Even /smack/'s weakest woman is improving. How can /raw/ recover!

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>Nattie's outfits just keep getting sluttier and sluttier

>soon she'll be wrestling in nothing but boots

>>1927459
>me on the left

WE WUZ HACKERZ N SHIT

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>>1927495
based primarina
have some more lad

>>1927509
not sure what you watching, crowd been good so far all show

>>1927522

Wrong board nigger

dead crowd.

>>1927525
It's just a seething Rawtist

>>1927502
ugly stubby toes

>>1927518
Boots and mesh all over

>>1927510
>No GM constantly in the way
This so fucking much, look at the last segment, Shane listened and found a good middle ground with his superstars, not emasculating everyone who dares talk to him.

>spirit squad is a thing in 2016

>>1927525
>SD usually has fairly active crowds
>hour shorter with much more intelligent booking through the show

Really
makes
you
think

Carmella and Alexa actually just had a great promo. Why are Sasha and Bayley so shit?

>>1927534
I know right
What a time to be alive

Damn, crowd is dead.

>>1927489
Doubtful, she is a pretty safe worker.

>the spirit squad

Will these two fucks off?!

>>1927480
/trash/ here, wondering if anyone here lives in Manchester.

>>1927495
/pol/ please leave

>>1927516
Did you not just see her above-average-for-Carmella promo?

>>1927538
Hi Mick "my wife loves you" Foley

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>>1927543
/pol/ is everywhere though friend

>>1927543
It's too late nigga

>>1927536
Charlotte is too, I'll never understand why they cut her so much slack

dead crowd

>>1927544
That was a good promo wtf?

Are American Alpha jobbers now?

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/asp/ vs /fit/

>>1927544
My mind usually blanks out when women are on the screen

>>1927548
>Charlotte
>Shit

18+

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>>1927480
Here

Can't really get into this with the crowd so dead. Oh well. Looking forward to next Raw.

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>>1927480
/a/ here with some ping pong

Spirit Squad still got it

>>1927549
for once, your'e right

>>1927553
Which is which? :^)

>>1927555
>>>lgbt

They kinda dropped the ball with AA since being drafted to smackdown

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Where are my /vp/oreons at?

>>1927557
>still using mobile with all the intrusive adds

A Ram commercial. Why is smack so humble?

Why is ram shilling on my Smackdown?

>>1927557
>/vg/
>Twice

Fucking why

olDBERRRRG OLLLDDBBBEEEEERRG

>>1927558
>There are people on the planet whose brains are programmed to think like this
I hope we can get you the help you need.

>>1927565
They were suppose to win the tag belts but Slater got white hot.

>>1927459
>dem thighs

>>1927563
SS = /fit/
AA = /asp/

>playing tawtist promos on the A-Show

Fuck off.

>>1927565
Not really, Slyno just got hot. If they pushed them through that it would have bit them hard.

>>1927565

They really did. Hope fully they give them the win at Survivor Series

>THEY SKIPPED OVER THE BOTCH

That Jackhammer was pretty shit tvh

>>1927565
I can see the Usos winning the belts at the Rumble then AA wins at Mania

Do we have mods that we can get in here or something

>>1927575
This

So last two twos are Usos or VV/Breezango

>>1927581
so was the spear, his match with Lesnar is going to be a shambles

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>>1927480

/sp/ reporting

>>1927578

Noshitwhatdidyouexpect.gif

>>1927586
Why?

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>>1927565
It's been 3 months. If they won the belts right away it would feel too forced- plus based Rhyno is over as fuck.

I did question yesterday if Hayman could wrestle, but after that spear, I guess not.

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>>1927567
dont bully the chicker

>>1927586
>/asp/
>mods
I'm afraid I've got some bad news

>>1927594
>>1927599
So we're stuck with the dead crowd guys?
This is more annoying than when fucking Carter literally were shitposting

>>1927556
Charlotte is shit on the mic m80. To be fair though most of the roster is as well so it's not surprising.

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>>1927586
>/asp/
>mods

>>1927590
Nah the spear was alright considering what he was working with

>>1927573
Yeah Slater being over as fuck kinda killed AA's momentum. They'll get their push at some point. It'd be stupid not to

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>>1927567

what up

>>1927602
>implying that Deancuck isn't the one doing this

>>1927602
Just report his comments.
Every single one

>>1927602
Dunno, seems like a Cuckter thing to do.

Are those facts true? No wsy wrestling is THAT popular

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Based Miz getting a hot crowd reaction like no one else can.

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>>1927613
Nice one.

>>1927613
How hasn't there been a CM Phil one?

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>Maryse
>MIZ

Who's hotter?

Attendance is looking higher than usual.

>>1927602
>caring about like 20 replies at most in a thread of 300 posts
>not ignoring them and not giving a shit

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crowd woke

>>1927616
It was about Mania so I believe it. Even haters tend to tune in.

>>1927619
No one asked.

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>Maryse crossing her legs

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>>1927567
it's not halloween, but fuck it!

>>1927626
How strange.

Look at these guys. They are just having a good time. Why is SMACK so based?

SHITS FIRED

>>1927627
Your moms like a doorknob, everyone's had a turn

>>1927613
Is there a Bray Wyatt one?

>muting the crowd

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>>1927631
Speaking of Miz.

>>1927629
She took her sweet ass time doing it too. SHE KNOWS WHAT SHES DOING

Fans today pop for:
a small nerdy hipster
a fat guy who looks like any dude you see at a bar

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>inb4 Ziggler makes Team SD and Miz doesn't

Smackdown is so good I only take a piss during commercials

Raw I just leave whenever

Those are some nice heels Maryse is wearing

crowd isn't dead. your life is dead.

>>1927635
I hope

>>1927495
>>1927523
>posting popplio everstone tier mon

inb4 headbangers

Ten on ten?

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>HIT EM WITH THE HEIN
anyone catch it?

Miz is the best

If it's 5 teams wouldn't that make it a 20 man tag?

>>1927647
What is it's gender ratio?

>Corbin
>no pop

Well Baron's the only one who can counter Braun

>>1927644
don't feed the rawtist, its just the reaction they want just to say you are seething

They just gave away the result of tonight's main event

BASED MIZ WORKING THE CROWD HARD

>HYPE BROS

HE AIN'T HYPE

>No titles will be defended at Survivor Series

Well I aint watching that shit then

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>MIZ ON FIRE TONIGHT

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>>1927647
worked by big cutes primarina

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Hot crowd tonight. Where are they at?

Miz is quality

>Team RAW

nice botch

>>1927656
Yeah it's 10v10

>>1927659
You aint even watching, you are probably spending the next 2 minutes clicking on store fronts

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OH FUCK NOOOOO WHY?!

>Corbin
Jesus Christ.
>no Ziggler
Yeah let's just not put the guy who carried the entire 2014 SS match on the team.

>>1927666
>Hype shits

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>Wasting a pick on Corby

>>1927663

Not really. He could get it on the next smack exclusive ppv

Legit forgot that Miz isn't the IC champion anymore

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>orton
>corbin
>wyatt
>ambrose
>bmaj
>no miz, ziggler or cena (obviously)
>also no ellsworth

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If I were a heel I'd say "1-2-3 eyes on me"

>Team RAW

>team raw

>>1927675

KEK

TEam raw?

>>1927663
Tonight is a #1 contender match

AJ is still champ even if he loses

>>1927675
kek

>>1927675
ha

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>>1927647
Based Primarina workin' the Pokemarks

>>1927675
FUCKING KEKE WHAT?? WHEN IS THE 7th GAME?

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>Miz seething so hard he botches on the mic

>OBWIVERATED

>>1927675
JUST

>>1927673
sounds like it will be a clusterfuck 2bh

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>>1927675

cubs grand slam

Miz killing again tonight

HOLY FUCK DBRY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!!!!!

>Manlet rage

HNGG Maryse

>>1927698
Well there's three SS matches and a Brock vs Goldberg match

It's kinda a clusterfuck by default

Hot crowd

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>TOTAL BELLAS

>BRYAN BTFO

Miz just earned himself a match tonight! One on One with DA UNDATAKAH! Playa

DOLPH ZAGGLER

Miz got cucked.

>u-u can't wrestle
Daniel Bryan destroyed

>DOLPH ZAGGLER

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>Dolph Zag

Big Baron Corbin about to kill this HBillyGunnK rip-off

Rawtists spamming dead crowd when not even Goldberg cant get pops like Dolf fucking Ziggly

>tfw almost forgot Ziggler has a entrance move for his belt where he spins it around
>tfw he almost never gets to do it

I could listen to a Miz heel promo all day. Dude is fucking great on the stick.

>inb4 Apollo Crews

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>>1927675

Jesus Christ!

>>1927725
Could be Kalisto he's back

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>>1927675
>Cleveland choking so hard right now

>>1927724
maryse is great on the dick

Ziggler is the worst part of Smack Down. The worst part of WWE actually, I would rather to watch a 10 hour RAM special than watching Ziggler wrestling or cutting a promo

>>1927725
you are sick for suggesting something like that...that could happen

Really hope Miz and Zigzag can tear the house down at SS. Otherwise there's zero kayfabe sense in leaving Dolph out of the series match.

Damn this crowd is hot.

>cuckculture loves mafia
Figures

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>>1927675

they might pull a warriors collapse

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>mfw the World Series

FACE THE FACTS
A
C
E

T
H
E

F
A
C
T
S

>ctrl + f "dead"
>28 results
Its just tragic

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>>1927737
you mean this dead crow?

can you imagine being so desperate for (you)s

>>1927734
shit taste tbqfhwyfamalamadingdong.

>>1927755

>>1927754
that sounds incredibly possible

>>1927756
Who will be the 5th loser on RAM?

Can't wait for Big Bantz Bryan to talk about RAM Talk

WILL HE

FACE FACTS

deadcrowd anon pls stop

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>curt hawkins

>>1927760
>>1927764
>>1927767
good use of 4chan pass

Is this.

Is Curt Hawkins winning the title

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BASED HAWKINS

LITERAL CRICKETS

/FACE FACTS/

Big Facts Hawkins

>american alpha and dean ambrozzzzzzze
Is this it lads? Is this going to be the first bad talking smack?

>>1927777
Nice Kevin Nash

>>1927777
F A C E
A
C
T
S

Does literally one person in the world like Curt Hawkins and want him on the screen right now?

How many minutes will this Hawkins debut last? Im thinking under 3.

>>1927755

>audible keking in the crowd

>>1927777
QUADS!

>That guy nodding his head and clapping for Atlantic City

Is this an empty arena match?

BTFO

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One (1) Superkick

LITERALLY 6 FEET UNDER

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>weeks of a match debut to job to a jobber

>spend all those weeks with vignettes
Buried in debut(?)

Fist fuck?

why did i just buy tickets to this shit next month

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Hawkins BURIED worse than Ryder

ONE (1) SUPERKICK
ONE (1) SUPERKICK
ONE (1) SUPERKICK
ONE (1) SUPERKICK
ONE (1) SUPERKICK

HE BEAT DANIEL BRYAN'S RECORD
HE BEAT DANIEL BRYAN'S RECORD
HE BEAT DANIEL BRYAN'S RECORD
HE BEAT DANIEL BRYAN'S RECORD
HE BEAT DANIEL BRYAN'S RECORD

welp

wow, they are really cutting out the wrestling nowadays

LOL BURIED BEFORE HE STARTED

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>Letting us avoid seeing Kurt hawkins for too long

Based smack

WHAT A DEBUT

>>1927789
>minutes

HOLY SHIT! FUCKING BERRIED!

Who gives a shit about Curt Hawkins?

>>1927789
Jesus christ it was over before I could finish the capcha

god dolph is terrible

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one kick

This crowd is going bananas

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I fucking hate this board

>>1927815
nobody, really. Same goes for Zig tho

...
...
...
C-crowd.

>>1927825
literally one guy who paid to shitpost

>>1927777
nice big sexys

>zigcuck thinks hes hbk, triple h, and billy gunn

holy fuck this fag

>Dolph Ziggler open challenge
HOLY SHIT!

ONE KICK MAN

Holy shit he just copied Triple H!

How long until he starts doing the buttfuck pumphandle slame?

>>1927825
Fuck off frog

>>1927825
You can leave anytime, nancy boy

Crowd not alive.

Why does Maryse always dress either like a PVC model or a dominatrix?

E L L I S
L
L
I
S

SMACKDOWNIES PUTTING ONE OF THEIR TITLES AGAINST US HOW RETARDED CAN THEY BE

EASY RAWCHADS

>ellis

LMAO Dean BTFO trollop

Welp, that interviewer is going back to NXT

WHAT IS JAMES ELLIS DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?

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>ziggler just challenged RAW
WTF I love Ziggler now!

>James Elliss

>>1927839
RAWTIST PLS

Ellsworth literally invisible to women

the crowd is dead

Crowd ded but idea of a cross brand open challenge is interesting

>James Ellis

ELLIS?

they're taking a page from cena

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>james ellis

I want to see Roman accept the challenge so much.

James Ellis KEK

NO CHIN MUSIC BTFO

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>Deano correcting this dumb bitch

This gathering of people, it is without life.

Dean let me sick your dick

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>james ellis

>>1927842
under
rated
post

Crowd's dead

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>>1927842
Every time

>>1927837
why are you complaining, faggot?

Is this guy retarded? The motherfucking GM told him he couldn't be out there.

Headbangers back!

>The Headbangers

WTF, that was unexpected

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HEADBANGERS HYPE

>>1927649
FUCKING KEK

>https://www.google.pt/search?q=james+ellis&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjo382R9IjQAhVCExoKHYFHBucQ_AUICCgB&biw=1440&bih=770

Kek this bitch be watching some gay porn

JAMES CONFIRMED CHICKEN

>this crowd
ded show

Oh shit are VV actually winning next week?

Headbangers pls

Damn no pop headbangers. Crowd is dead.

These commercials are dead

>>1927865
>Is this guy retarded?
he has an offspring tattoo

crowd is dead desu

This congregation of humans, it has deceased.

Headbangers out of fucking nowhere good job >>1927649 on calling that

>>1927879
Kek

I am dead please send help

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>>1927871
HA HA. Just fire her and use Renee more.

>>1927839
because it's a title that anyone would want, unlike your universal ''''''''''''''''''''championship''''''''''''''''''''''

>>1927885
It's been advertised for a while anon.

why did i buy tickets to this shit next month?

Can't get hype with crowd this dead.

Dolph and Roman should just straight up trade titles

Dead thread

Quoth the Raven "Nevermore."

Is your tuesday night wrestling program crowded? MOAR LIKE CROWD DEAD

Is it safe to assume the missing guy in Raw's survivor series team is gonna be [Redacted]?

>>1927864
Im just wondering if she dominates Miz in the bedroom

>>1927894
THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD STAY HYPE

Crowd is dead right now

>>1927903

>>1927903

>>1927903

next thread

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>Head fucker are back? How old are they?

>>1927892
If so i'm an idiot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p44bc2CSAI

Wew, who did Hawkins piss off so soon? Or did they just bail on his character already?

Who knew, Chuck Norris jokes that were played out 5 years ago don't fly on [CURRENT YEAR] Raw. Color me fucking shocked.

So are they doing a Daniel Bryan storyline with Orton now?

>>1927756
>baron front and center
kek first one to eat the pin

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Post yfw the headbangers are just used as jobbers