Mojo is the guy who tears his ACL in a freak hype accident
boypussy > girlpussy
A summary until now pls
Why can't ascension get over bros
>yfw Bliss spray paints the title belt after squashing Bex
Why is Viktor so damn good?
PLS ASCENSION WIN
bruh
ascension should be utilised better
ALL BOARD REPORT!
/asp/ here!
Windians in action!
>Push Ascension
>Dissolve Hype Bros
>Push Zack
pls
>>1904097
Randy with the SWERVE
Based Bliss workin the Becketty marks with NWO style paint
>Ascension is decent again
WHAT A FUCKING TIME TO BE ALIVE
B W O
L O R
I R D
S L E
S D R
>>1904098
Blame booking.
>>1904093
This desu
>>1904097
>SNEK RKOs Kane
>Bliss is the newest member of the NWO
Thats pretty much it
Who /blissworldorder/ here?
>tfw no degenerate gf
member they intended ascension to be a stable of vampires?
P O U N C E
O
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C
E
>>1904111
Shouldn't you be the Former Ryder Club Treasurer?
>yfw when your brand's top tag team is the Trashcension
>>1904097
no dq match between brayyy lmao and Kane, harper came out, they beat up Kane, orton came out, RKO'd Kane, just stared at wyatt and let kane get pinned
aj style interviewed backstage about his match with Dean
bliss confronts becky in the ring about no showing their match, calls her a coward, ddts her and then paints a yellow stripe on her shirt
that was a lot better than I thought it would be
NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1904124
Shoo shoo rawtist
>>1904124
At least fucking try, rawcuck
>>1904075
mojo is actually getting kinda over lol
>>1904120
>no source
>>1904124
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
no, rawtist
Based Hype Bros.
>>1904124
>you
they're not even top 3 you delusional rawtist
fucking kek
Ez win ez life
>>1904100
trained in the dungeon
god fucking damnit they lost again
>>1904111
This.. somehow is so fitting!
>>1904131
They're in Wisconsin, of course he's over
>>1904120
Who is she?
>>1904121
they should have picked a more spookey stable name then
Forever job
>>1904125
>Forgetting Dean rejecting based Ellsworth and not letting him be ringside at his match vs AJ
Being an Ascension mark is suffering
>>1904123
woo woo woo, you KNOW it
>>1904124
Shoo Shoo Rawtist. You know fine who the top team is.
ascension will never be over
Not gonna lie. I kinda wanna see the acension get the Uso's treatment. They fucking need it bad. Same goes the Vaudvillians. I fucking love the hype bros tag special.
>after the chin got another win
Kek
>Halloween RAW
How bad will it be lads?
H Y P E
Y
P
E
Ascension ;_;
>Not calling next RAW Halloween Havoc
What a waste
>>1904093
Amen
>halloween RAW
Defend this
>>1904153
I won't even bother to tune it to find out desu
>Called us underdogs they say
>Cubs will beat us they say
>>1904160
Wew
make the entire roster wear costumes
>>1904153
I'll skip next week too I guess
>>1904153
Bad.
>>1904153
it depends on what the name of the gimmick Halloween main event match is
>>1904153
Gonna be bad as soon as the Sasha Banks Memorial begins
>>1904161
Smackdown gets it next year.
>>1904151
that's what i like about smackdown. it's been proven a land of opportunity for wwe wrestlers where they have an chance to get noticed and over.
>>1904163
no one cares about your dying sport.
pls leave
>>1904153
Remember the 4th of july?
>>1904163
You're welcome for Miller
>>1904169
You just fucking KNOW that they're gonna pull out ANOTHER stupid "Trick or Street" fight.
>>1904153
That all depends on how much fun they try to have with it.
Everyone should wear costumes
How come Smackdown is so much better than RAM? Who the fuck is writing the storylines for RAM? Literal retards?
>>1904163
GO INDIANS!
>Becky/Bliss segment got more hype than Goldberg/ Lesnar
really sparks up the synapses in my brain
>>1904148
I got to give it to you. You got dedication broski.
who /v/pol/tv/soc/ master race here?
>>1904163
Game's not over yet, but I am liking the score
>>1904163
Cm cuck probably committed suicide
>TFW living in Chicago and it's quiet as fuck outside
>>1904174
18+
>>1904163
>A little over 1 inning played in the first game
>>1904153
The thought of it airing scares me.
>>1904184
gross
Post yfw No Dimes Dean pins AJ clean
>Looks like we were going to see a chokeslam and RKO
That doesn't even make sense
>>1904113
That show sucks
come on Randy, say it
FOLLOW
THE BUZZARDS
>Smack didn't get the Halloween ep
>no Bliss cosplaying as something sexually deviant
life is suffering
what the fuck
HOLY SHIT RANDY IS IN THE FAMILY!
WHAT THE FUCK
>can't beat em
>>>>>>>>>>>>Bray
OH SHIT ORTON'S IN THE FAMILY
SNEKK
WHAT!?!?!!?
SNEK WYATT
>>1904163
Wait for the 8th inning and then come back please. early innings mean nothing.
oshit
OH FUCK
SNEK WYATT
BASED FUCKING SMACKDOWN DOES IT AGAIN WE RANDY WYATT NOW
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?
>Ellsworth on TS
He is going to interfere causing Dean to win isn't he?
RANDY IS SISTER ABIGAIL
Randy? Randy!? RANDY!?
Bray would be a fool to let a snake into his flock
Based snek is going to work the Wyatts from within
>>1904153
>Be Halloween RAW
>Reminiscing about the good ol days
>Divas dressing up like sluts shaking their ass
>"...I wanna be like Eddie"
>Huh? Oh well, we can have the girls prance around the ring bobbing for apples in costume skirts
>"I'm a legit boss" "Eddies a part of you now"
>The fuck? Stop. Mick is that you?
>"The women are going to MAKE HISTORY"
>FUCKKKKK
>>1904203
Welcome to the family, son
Randalls promo better than anything on Ram
KANE ON TALKING SMACK
this should be good
BASED SNEK
FUCK I MISSED THE SNAKE PROMO
when are they gonna kill this Jobber storyline for christs sake its boring and makes the belt look like a joke
The snek has betrayed us
CATCHING FLIES
>Natalya thinks RAW is competition
/smackbros
Can you explain the RAM meme to me? Tell me about Ram, why does it wear a mask?
>wtf is RAM?
Sheep Randy
>S-shane c-can I call you back
>Every time Randy grows a Beard he turns Heel
Pottery.
>kane and dbry reuniting on talking smack
based A show
>>1904225
Will dbry bring up team hell no?
I'll keep faith that Randy isn't going to do an immediate double turn on Wyatts.
>Kane
>Slater
>Rhyno
>Ellworth
Funniest shit ever, what a god damn graphic
>randy joining the wyatts
I likely wont happen but I'm getting hyped
>>1904229
>rawtist is THIS bitter we have actual entertainment and he gets Brony niggers
>>1904235
Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask.
T H I C C I
H
I
C
C
I
here comes the plastic Beaner Twin
>>1904235
it's the way the new logo looks; the w looks like an m
>>1904235
The W in the raw logo looks like an upside down M
>Hell No reunion on Talking Smack
So women are going to be captains?
fuck, and I thought SD would stray from the women agenda
poor natty ;_;
>Natty is almost as tall as Manlet Bryan
wew
goodbye Nattie
>Nattie won't be on the SD team
>Carmella and Eva Marie both probably will
Wew lad.
Why hasn't Nattie left WWE yet? She has been treated like shit pretty much her entire career.
>Nikki still has visible core muscles
>but she's getting fatter by the week
Wait how?
>>1904190
>>1904252
it's a women vs women match, dummy
>>1904235
the retarded logo has an M instead of a W
>>1904229
If you like boring and dull, go watch raw.
YOU CAN LOOK BUT.....
>>1904257
THICC
H
I
C
C
>>1904241
of course he will, like when D Bry joined for all of 2 weeks
>>1904252
Why do you hate women?
>>1904117
>Not Rude World Order
>>1904229
>Rawtist doesn't understand storyline development
No wonder
>>1904252
Of the woman Survivor Series match, dunce
If most people looked at Nikki and guessed what her job is they'd assume "Pornstar"
>>1904257
Cena having daily fancy dinners
>>1904252
Wow you are so fucking retarded
I want to go and live in Saudi Arabia
Does anyone here have any travel tips? How do they treat irreligious foreigners like me?
>>1904256
>Comparing Carmella with shit Eva Marie
>>1904257
putting on fat in the right places
>>1904244
I much prefer smack down, and it was great before this chinless wonder showed up.
>>1904272
They'll hang you.
>>1904268
2 SS matches, 1 for men and 1 for women?
Thats fucking stupid.
>>1904252
Have sex
>>1904272
Enjoy getting stoned to death
Why does nikki get to be captain? Shes terrible.
Also can they make the outcome more predictable?
>>1904278
3 theres a tag one as well
weather tight mike is a solid name
>>1904272
Just follow their laws and you'll be good. Good luck with that though.
>>1904272
>no alcohol
>boi pucci is illegal
>>1904153
It will be a typical awful RAW but there will be one dumb skit where someone dresses like a pumpkin or some shit.
>tfw the cat lady is going to lose
>>1904278
Actually....there's a tag team one too.
>>1904283
What if Cahmella costs Nikki the match?
>>1904273
dont you dare bad mouth our goddess miss eva marie
>>1904278
3
5 on 5 mens
5 on 5 womens
10 on 10 tag teams
I was hoping the tag one would be a table match, but then I realized TLC is the next ppv
Carmella costing Nikki the match when?
DAMN RANDY, HOW MANY GROUPS HAVE YOU BEEN IN?
Thicci and natty = top fap
>doesnt list achievements
>list that she's a daughter
NATTY BTFO
Try as she might, she'll never be Iskra-tier
>>1904282
That's great, I love weed
>>1904300
hhhnng
>>1904273
Carmella is probably worst than Eva Marie in the ring.
What a beautiful ass
>>1904294
>our
Eva is shit and looks like a tranny as much as becky.
Matter of fact bra and trannies match book it NOW!
>>1904297
so far? 3
>Nicki's spats slowly sliding down
fucking kill me
I FUCKING ASKED LAST THREAD IF ORTON WAS WYATT NOW... and not one of you fuckers cared to reply.. and look at where we are now.. I knew it i knew it I KNEW IT!
>>1904308
2/10 ass is too thick
>>1904313
you did it bud, i'm proud of you
>>1904308
OH MY!
>>1904313
Would you like a medal for that?
>>1904314
hi ireland
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Carmella interfers and nikki still wins. Calling it.
>>1904174
>fake manhump
>not dying
COME ON YOU GUYS
>this will never be a WWE diva
Based JBL bringing the bantz to Foley
NATTY IS CUTE
CUTE
>I loooooove Nikki Bella
Okay, this is hot
jbl on fire
Get naked already
Mississippi State Bulldogs 4 life!
>>1904313
Next time green text and add a flashy pic
>>1904321
Seems most likely
But... girls can't love girls.
CuCK FOLEY BTFO
>>1904324
She can throw my javelin anytime she wants.
What would /asp/ unironically do if their dad walked in on them jerking off or watching anime
>>1904324
>Zarya
>Poland
Zarya is from Russia
Need to see Orton promo I was shitting and clogged the toilet
>>1904322
>defending a tripfag
wow this board really has gone to shit
>>1904336
Already happened to me four times, not really a big deal
>>1904336
What dad?
>>1904336
Wonder why he drove 3 hours to my house without telling me
>>1904324
>tfw no qt olympian gf
>>1904336
I would freak the fuck out seeing as he's been dead for a while now.
>>1904336
Finish on him
>>1904339
have sex
fucking really
>>1904336
Cum as i stare into his eyes
That was a pretty neat spot desu
This is kind of good
>>1904324
she could crush my head like a melon
i would enjoy that
>>1904336
>2016
>still living with mommy and daddy
Theres your first problem.
>better submission finisher than Cena
kek
oh great
it's carmella everyone
That was quite a nice transition
>>1904336
>jerking off
he would look at me funny for a few seconds then make a comment making fun of me
>watching anime
he couldn't give two fucks
>Nikki using the STF
Are you fucking serious?!
better than john lol
BIG MATCH NIKKI
>>1904340
>four times
>>1904355
Fucking this. Locked it in like a champ
>mfw Nikki's STF looks better than Johns
Better than cena's version
Who is Carmella blowing backstage she is beyond trash.
Carmella's complete and total lack of an ass
lmao
>>1904336
Stare
Slowly put it back in my pants
Keep looking at my screen while he's still looking at me
>tfw nikki bella's stf is better than john cena's
No ass carmella
If you fuck someone you get their moveset? neat
>>1904369
Big Cass
>>1904360
>Doing it EVEN BETTER THAN JAHN
Why is Smackdab so good guys?
>>1904336
>Jerking it
Jump back. Put dick away etc.
>Watching anime
Nothing, why be ashamed of shit you like?
>>1904369
Big Cass
>>1904358
Too bad she's a junkie now. Definitely lost that ass.
>>1904349
LOOK IN MY EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
BMJ slapping Carmelo around the ring when?
Christ these microphones are fucking terrible
>>1904365
>mfw Fox and the Bellas were the only faction that stayed friends
>one retired and the other two are on different shows
>mfw Naomi is not a suitable black BFF for Nikki
Dean looks better with a full beard
>>1904384
DIRTY FEETS
>>1904384
>iFunny
Have sex
>>1904384
>El Patron smacks this ass everyday
I'm jealous as fuck
Based Le wacky man
>>1904379
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME
>>1904384
Why won't WWE bring her back!?
I'm strangely happy that the Spirit Squad is sticking around.
>tfw no cat lady on Team Smack
>Leaving the Hart off the team for Survivor Series in Canada
absolutely brutal.
>>1904384
post moar paige feets
TIME FOR BASED MIZ SQUAD
Maryse looking like a sexy Catholic school teacher
>>1904384
>ifunny
>>1904379
what am I supposed to be seeing
kenny dykstra is jacked
>>1904394
she belongs to the cartel now, perro
How is the interviewer so fucking small
Just tuned in, what did I miss?
IS based Ellsworth on tonight?
>>1904381
WHAT DO YOU SEE
>>1904363
It happen over the course of five years, so it's not as bad as it sounds
>>1904388
>not wanting Paige's dirty feet
are you gay?
>>1904408
He was in the opening segment and will be on Talking Smack
>>1904408
He's on Talking Smack with Kane.
>Dean had a pink ribbon on his wifebeater
>Maryse playing to my "modest" fetish tonight
Why is Spirit Squad not dressed as paparazzi?
>>1904409
My first lost in UFC
>>1904408
He's turning heel tonight
>>1904407
So when you fuck her in the full nelson position it's not awkward
>>1904406
>belongs to the cartel now
>>1904398
Cute heels
You see Kendrick, I'm like Smackdown vs Raw 2007 and you're like WWE 2K17, I'm just better than you
>>1904427
I haven't seen pics of her in a while
>>1904431
why is he allowed to talk?
>>1904431
No Mercy and HCTP would like a word with you
>Maryse's look
I think Sky Sports has shit its pants
The Miz/Spirit Squad pairing is so fucking ridiculous but it's so great
based miz
>>1904437
Not gonna lie, both Miz AND Maryse look great. What a fucking great couple
>tfw a throwback jobber cheerleader has more muscle than half the current top roster
>>1904436
nice
MUH DICK MARYSE
>>1904432
She looks like she's 100 lbs and on hard drugs
>Maryse
unf
>>1904440
the member berries have been fun so far, but I'd like to see them ditch the cheerleader stuff and get a gimmick shift more becoming of a Miz henchman
>>1904430
HHNNNGGG
BIG SHOOT MIZ WORKING THE CROWD BETTER THAN HEYMAN LAST NIGHT
no pop
>>1904436
>That foot
they watch on in whore?
MARYSE IS CUTE. CUTE!
>>1904408
Randy's in the Wyatt Family
>>1904441
>I'm a nigger
Everytime
MARYSE IS SOOOOOOOOO FINE
>>1904431
God he is so cute. If I was a woman I would be love to be browned by him.
SLYNO
L
Y
N
O
GOAT TAG TEAM
>>1904452
Worst goth ever
New thread?
>>1904441
This shit is why people rip the piss out of me for watching wrestling
>>1904431
That flip has the worst entrance I have seen in wrestling
"I got kids" lol if i got that shirt even though i dont have em would i get looked at weird
So is JBL ever going to recognize Slater as his nephew.
damn miz
You kids realize this is all fake right?
Who would have thought the biggest star coming out of the Nexus still employed by 2016 would be heath slater
>>1904475
God, no
Did Heath just imply that Miz put Maryse in front of them because he wants to be cucked?
>that look of disgust on Maryse
Muh DICK!
>>1904153
can't be worse than yesterday
>>1904478
Well, Daniel is still around
>>1904431
>'07
>Better
Kek.
>>1904477
Thanks for the reminder Columbia.
>>1904481
He would know
Please give the Squad the belts
>>1904470
have sex
>>1904477
No it's not
>>1904477
It's still real to me dammit
DOLPH BTFO
>there was a time when people thought Kenny would be breakout star of the Spirit Squad
>>1904487
Sexclueweightsshower
>>1904477
no fucking way
>>1904477
I just don't believe you
Kek, Heath got worked by the Shitting stars
>mfw Slyno loses the Tag Titles tonight
>>1904477
[citation needed]
>>1904434
This
How does raw compete???
>>1904477
Its real to me damnit!
i am a huge fan of this heath slater and rhyno v spirit squad feud
it allows american alpha and the usos to feud, too.
who will be the next tag team champs on smackdown? when will heath slater and rhyno drop the belts? it is inevitable that they feud too
>>1904477
HOLY FUGG
>>1904124
Le new gay
Hahahahahaha so funny a trombone
>>1904477
>implying
>>1904477
Its not. the talking unicorn said so
>>1904508
they go to extreme lengths to cope with the depression that comes with the 3 hours of torture
>>1904513
Vaudevillains
>>1904124
Better than nigger bronies
>>1904256
she'll defect to RAM
>>1904572
>Going from the best show to the shit show
No way man.
>>1904235
Ram and Rem.