SMACKDOWN LIVE THREAD #3

>>1883887
hi

1st for Ellsworth

>every black wrestler ever is billed as a 'great leatherette'

so dull

where my /miz/ bros at

>>1883719
I don't even eat breakfast, I wake up and eat lunch.
>>1883887
It's number 2 you stupid idiot.

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Based JBL working Otunga hard as fuck

>The silence after JBL says he wants to be Women's Champion

is the Styles Ellsworth match the main event?

>#3

lmao kys my man

>>1883907

Here , fapping for Alexa

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I'm so glad the divas are finally getting more airtime

BASED JBL

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>>1883887
nth for bliss

WWE actually having a PPV in BritBongistan?

Why do this?

>tfw Otunga
>tfw Naomi will never bone me

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>tfw Blissfu wont blow you a kiss with her butthole

Why live

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>tfw no low key degenerate gf

>>1883908
I always false flag for the A show to make us look more popular so we can drink Rawtist tears.

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>>1883907
I'm here too /miz/ lad

>>1883921
It's just a snackdown, pay attention

>>1883907
still here famapamalam

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>>1883907

My favorite part of smackdown is not seeing Sasha banks and Charlotte rematch for the 127th fucking time...

I want to lick Naomi's fat thicc chocolate nigress ass.

You kids know this is all fake right?

The only sad thing about watching this live is that I can't skip the womens botches

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>>1883887
Regroup! All boards report!

/asp/ here!

>>1883921

they've been asking for one so they want to see if it can work

>>1883907
Miz is /ourguy/

AJ has pretty eyes Tbh Senpai, no homo

JBL wants to be women's champ.

So far we got comfy bray with coffins and Kane spooking everyone,AJ bringing up 2000 WCW,and bliss getting the jobber entrance
Good or bad?

>>1883924
my gf has tons of tattoos, works a shitty job, smokes cigs and spends poorly. They fuck real good but you're better off w a good gril.

>>1883932
he was either going to be a serial killer or a world champion wrestler

>>1883936
So is your parents love

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>>1883935
>tfw Naomi is married

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>>1883938
/asp/ also reporting in

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>>1883938

/co/ reporting

>>1883934
Amen

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Why does Smackdown have all the hot divas? Honestly there's like no competition between them and the Raw horses.

>>1883936
What do you watch on your spare time?

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>>1883936

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Lads... My girlfriend shoved a finger up my ass, and... I enjoyed it...
Am I gay?

>>1883941
>back to being a jobber
>tagging with the fucking Spirit Squad

State of the Miz and all 8 of his fans.

>>1883955
me and your moms sex tape

>>1883957
Very

>>1883957
Yes

>>1883954
Because Smackdown is actually good.

>>1883938
/roid/ and /asp/ here, brother

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>>1883938
/vg/ here

>>1883957
Yes, faggot

>>1883958
based miz has more fans than raw

>>1883957
Not at all
You're good.

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>>1883954
reminder her movie will be finished filming soon and we'll go back to our weekly

FROM CONCORD CALIFORNIA

>raw so desperate for ratings they have to advertise on the A show

kek

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>>1883936
Stop impersonating him.

>>1883946
Has been alright, legitimately got surprised by Kane in the casket, made me laugh after it. Bit boring though, hopefully Miz the rest liven the place up.

>>1883950
>to one of the fucking Uso's

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>>1883938
/sp/ TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>1883957
No, prostate stimulation feels good and is perfectly heterosexual.

>>1883957
You think that's good, ask her for a good pegging.

And no, of course not.

So what's ellsworth's finishing move?

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>>1883957
Super gay

>>1883938
/RWBYg/ @ /co/ here

>>1883957
Nothing gay about a little anal stimmy my man

>>1883957
playing w the ass can be fun once in a while, but going deep in...idk anon. it's a slippery slope. got a freak of a gril tho

>>1883979

Jawbreaker

That was pretty good

naomi has new ring gear every week lol

>>1883957
Dude, I started shaving my ass and taint about two months ago since my fwb loves giving me rimjobs. Recently she's started slipping the tip of her finger and wiggling it around a little. Feels fucking amazing tbpqhwy

>>1883979
The burning hammer

Can I have a black and a white waifu or am I limited to just one?

This match has gone in a little (lot) too long, lads. I guess they're only having one women's match this week because becketty is injured?
First segment was fun but this match definitely should have been like five minutes shorter.

They should have left Bliss in NXT, she needs a lot of work.

>>1883979
Diamond Head

>tfw want to make a grill cheese sandwich, but my microwave isn't working

>>1883979
Sweet chin music.

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>>1883991

hottie defeats glownigger, hell yeah

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>Give bliss the jobber entrance
>Beats glow nigger

What did they mean by this?

>>1883994
Polygamy a shit and you should be ashamed

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>>1883957
Yes you are gay now so you might as well tell her to get a strap-on because that's where you're headed

It always starts with a finger

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>>1883994
Yes, but you may only have one.

>>1883970
>t. Rawtist

>>1883994
You can have an asian one if you pay $9.99

>>1883999
Ask your mom's husband to make it for you

BURIED

>>1883999
have you tried writing a 5 word essay about it due by next year

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>>1883957
Yes, you massive faggot.

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>>1883973
>that file name
It's COLOMBIA FAGGOT
C O L O M B I A
NOT COLUMBIA YOU INBREED FAT THUNDERCUNT FAGGOT

BLISS!!!!

>>1883994
you need to pick one my man

Anyone else see Bliss fixing her hair while she was getting pinned?

Bliss wins and her top was coming undone. How does Smackdown keep winning???

>>1884003
They're trying to work us?

>Rene and Alexa together

Too much boner

>>1884003
/asp/ is a bon-racist board. Stop using that word. Go back to /pol/

>Naomi carries the fuck out of Rato
>Bliss literally landed one kick and hair pull of the ropes and her finisher and wins


Bliss is a step above Carmella in talent. The girl can not wrestle.

>>1883999
>grilled cheese
>microwave
sick fuck

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>glownig btfo

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Renee + Alexa

>>1884013
would ya happen to have the coloured version of this image friend

>>1884003
They know Bliss's entrance is shit, and that Naomi's is great.

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>>1884014
heh

>>1884014
>expecting anything from that autistic newfag who read the archives like an autist

10/10 promo tbdesu

It looks like Renee could beat the shit out of Alexa.

JBL IS HEATED

>>1883997
>>1884022
But I enjoy looking at Bliss' nice ass.

>>1883999
I'm gonna make one here as soon as I finish my essay "what one word describes you?"

6
MAN
TAG
PLAYA

wow alexa is an actual midget

>renee towering over her

That fucking Heath shirt gets me every time

JBL has been quite good recently

Who here ready to /facefacts/

POLL: WILL HAWKINS ACTUALLY DEBUT

IT'S TIME TO

FACE
A
C
T
S

Face fats raw

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>Curt Hawkins

>>1884036
I hope you wrote "AWESOME"

OH BABY

ITS CURT HAWKINS TIME

>>1884043
Maybe?

>>1884043
Yes

FACE THE FACTS!
A
C
E

T
H
E

F
A
C
T
S
!

FACE THE FUCKING
A
C
T
S

FACE
A
C
T
S

>>1884043
No, but he will appear NEXT WEEK ON SMACKDOWN LIVE

>>1884040
>meanwhile on RAM
>Seth FREAKIN Rollins shirts

IS /ASP/ READY TO FACE THE FACTS?

who /heretoshowtheworld/?

>>1884043
He'll just light a match then walk away

>>1884041
He's good when he gets heated up and started shouting incoherently

>>1884026
Sadly I do not comrade. I lost it a while back and this is all I have left.

BASED HAWKINS
A
S
E
D

H
A
W
K
I
N
S

sad ayy lmao ;_;

>>1884061
This. Heated JBL is better than hahaILoveitMaggle JBL

>>1884065
i saw it.
RIP ayy

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>>1884021

>>1883957

No

It's only gay if balls touch

Holy shit that mouse got BTFO

>>1884065
cheer up fagit. get cozy with smackdown

>>1884071
He went straight to heaven.

Burger king guys bliss me off.

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Bros, I'm trying to lose weight because for my height I'm 100 pounds overweight and it's so hard because I'm watching my favorite wrestling show and all commercials are about greasy sandwiches, pizzas, sodas, Burger King, and I'm literally about to go to Pizza Hut and buy a large pizza and 2 litters of Mountain Dew to eat it by myself in my basement like the fat piece of shit I am. Any thoughts? How do I control myself, I literally have my car keys in my hands. Help?

I honestly can't tell which is worse. Smackdown or Raw. Jesus Christ Vince has lost it

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>>1883938
/ylilauta/ here

>>1884075
Eat the car keys

>>1884075
BASED KOJIMA

FACE FACTS

>changed his theme
Boo

:D

:D

Reviewbro didn't like the bacon king and that's all I need to know.

I forgot smiley black man existed.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

HOLY SHIT GOAT HAWKINS

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CURT HAWKINS IS HERE

:D

Jerigoat should be on smackdown

topkek, this entrance

IT'S HAPPENING!

:D

:D

the cringe oh god

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>chuck norris gimmick
>2016

FACE THE FACTS YOU FAT FUCKS

:DDD

NO POP

Dat camera

is smile man a real jobber now??? also this gimmick is awful

Did Smackdown borrow the RAW writers

11/10 entrance

Apollo LOOOOOoosseeee

▄ ▒█▀▀▄
░ ▒█░▒█
▀ ▒█▄▄▀

>Apollo Lose

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BRING BACK THE EDGE HEADS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

goddamn it. Smackdown is really the silly show.

>>1884075
Chew gum and snack on healthy shit. it's hard but whatever fat fuck so is lyfe. literally only buy good shit and you're good

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
FACE
A
C
T
S

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Curt hawkins looking a slave owner pointing that baton at apollo lol.
>get that thing out my face man!

Based Hawkins confirmed to be a jobber

>>1884056
Haha, called it

MALE EVA MARIE CONFIRMED

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Holy shit
It really is the Eva Marie gimmick

Literally Eva's gimmick.

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>Apollo Crews finally comes back
>just to cement Curt Hawkins as Smackdown's Eva Marie

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Thank God it's over

Wow. Fuck Apollo Crews.

>looking into the camera
>Apollo Lose
>just leaves

I love Curt Hawkins.

Based Hawkins.

jesus christ that was fucking terrible, he might as well not show his face again.

So this guy is just Eva Marie?

▒█▀▀▄ ▄
▒█░▒█ ░
▒█▄▄▀ ▀

jesus christ can we just throw Hawkins and Corbin in a box and mail them to Raw already?

Also Carmella.

>>1884075
EAT SLOWLY wait for your body to process and you won't be hungry anymore. Won't eat as much.

>>1884078
Says the weeaboo loving faggot.
Hey faggot, your waifu...
...Is not real.

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>Curt Hawkins

>>1884116
I wanted to like the Hawkins thing but that was pretty shit

>>1884123
>Smackdown's Eva Marie
You mean... Eva Marie?

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>that retarded walk Hawkins did

kek what the fuck

>Cuckmella

DELET

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>>1884120
>>1884121
>>1884122
>>1884123

BASED FUCKING FACTS MAN

>2 hour show
>2 divas matches anyway

Goddamn give it a rest.

Fuck me if I have to hear the shit spewed from this guys mouth for the next 3-6 months. He is making a great heel and its not the good type., the shitty type.

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>apollo crews not fighting
my wife is furious

I want to suck Carmella's cock so bad.

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Carmella looks like a fucking orange.

>more divas

make it stop

>>1884135
I love this show

>chuck Norris memes from 2003

What is the point of this guy

I unironically enjoyed that Curt Hawkins segment

Thank you sweet god for sparing us from seeing Kurt Hawkins.

>>1884123

I thought Eva Marie was Smackdown's Eva Marie.

That was the dumbest thing this week, pro wrestling wise.

I-i kinda liked it.

>Carmella
>on the mic

Why are they pushing her so damn hard? Carmella is probably the worst female on the main roster.

Carmella looking like a trap version of donald trump.

Muh dick brehs

>RAW has Braun and Nia, who just squash their opponents and leave within 1-2 minutes

>Smackdown has Curt and Eva, who just back out of their matches due to shenanigans.

The only inter gender match I wanna watch is curt hawkins against eva marie. Who can leave the ring/no show the hardest.

THAT'S A LOT OF FOOD FOR FOUR BUCKS

>Apollo LOSE

Holy shit BTFO

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fact man working the smarks

>>1884151
This, the over the top shit had me giggling. Him pointing that stick at Apollo like a fucking slave owner had me dying, and walking out was the cherry on top.

>>1884075


instead of pizza, just make a dozen hardboiled eggs, snack on those when you get hungry.

extra credit if you throw out the yolks.

>>1884150
In all honesty, I wonder if middle or high schoolers have heard these jokes before?

>>1884139
caught that too had a kek.

CARMELLA FACE REMINDS ME OF WHEN BEATLE JUICE WAS PULLING ON WYNONA RYDER FACE JUSR MONSTEROUS

>>1884156
>Carmella is probably the worst female on the main roster.

Summer is pretty shit man

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>>1884129
>>1884132
Jesus Christmind.

Waitaminute, you people actually make fun of Raw while defending this shit? I don't understand.

>>1884167
>just make a dozen hardboiled eggs

you monster.

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>>1884161
Memba when popeyes had big pieces of chicken?

My favorite part of smackdown every week is Carmella getting the biggest non reaction in WWE history

>>1884174
>SEETHING

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WHEN THE FUCK IS SMACKDOWN GOING TO BE HANDGIVEN A PRIMETIME EMMY?

>>1884174
Hawkins is based fuckboi

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>>1884075
I failed, I guess I'll be a 400+ pounds forever

>>1884168
Freshman in college here, can confirm that I've heard them

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>>1884178
I sure do. Those were good times.

>>1884174
You saw the undercard
That's our Titus v mark
The IC and AJ are the highlights along with the Wyatts sometimes

More than pink.. Shes black... idiots

>>1884174
They're Smackdownies, they're not capable of critical thought

Does smackdown not have crowd mics?

Remember when Bayley and Carmella were best friends?

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Hey Carmella got a little cheer!!

>>1884180
>>1884182
On average they're equally shitty you turds. And so far Raw is winning this week because Goldberg.

You can literally hear the crickets

>>1884192
She didn't tho

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>>1884183
Oh fugg is that dominos?

>>1884189
S E E T H I N G

carmella has a dick right?

>>1884174
This is a particularly weak episode.
It's still not nearly as bad as RAM.

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>>1884183
Good. I hope fatties like you eat yourselves to death.

She attacked Nikki Bella six thousand times never drew a dime

>>1884189
18+

>>1884195
Yes she did I literally heard it.

I said cheer, not pop mind you.

>>1884199
I bet she can work a strap on

>>1884196
>33%
CHARGE IT ALREADY!

>>1884199
A feminine one you dumbass

WWE... Against bullying... Cuts promos of people bullying backstage.. JUST

How was the first hour? what i miss?

please tell me this has been better than raw was last night

I find Carmella atrractive

>>1884199
That would be so fucking hot

Literally have a boner right now

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CARMELLA WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT THE

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>tfw when thikki didn't do her ass shake entrance

THIRSTY KARDASHIAN WANNABE

upvote if u think Nikki is T H I C C asf
:^)

SAY IT TO MY FACE

>>1884183
That grilled cheese stuffed crust sucks.

>Nikki lost the jorts
Darn, I liked those.

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>>1884181

give it another few years

>>1884210

me too ;-;

OH SHIT

CENA CALLED OUT

>>1884209

A decent match with Randy Boreton and Braaaaaaay LMAO.

>>1884205
>>1884199
Guys, please stop I don't need to fap to Futa again.

>Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

>>1884212
lmao


>carmella wearing some baggy jeans

what she mean by that?

BASED NIKKI

>>1884209
Orton vs. Harper and bray brought out a spooky casket. Alexa vs. Naomi. Hawkins debuted

NIKKI BTFO

>>1884204
Except she fucking didn't
Wanna fight?
Wanna SAY IT TO MY FACE?

>>1884216
uboted my vrend n"")

Nikki Bella and Pentagon Jr. have the same gimmick

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BMJ BTFO

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>>1884206
Make me.

>>1884209
Bray being comfy as fuck
Kane spooks
AJ mentioning 2000 WCW

>>1884183
Not the end of the world. Just masturbate a lot tonight. Like the whole night.

This is cringe. I bet Nikki thought this was a good way to advertise Total Bellas.

>>1884232
Sleeping with John Cena?

>chokeslam taxes sign

redpilled smackdown fans

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DO NOT INVOKE THE NAME OF BMJ IN VAIN CARMELLA!

OH SHIT SHE CALLED US OUT!

>>1884232
>Nikki Bella and Pentagon Jr. have the same gimmick

What?

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>>1884212
F
U
C
K

plus no bully thikki ;_;

SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO SMARKS BTFO

STOP BULLYING HER ASSHOLES

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NIKKI EXPOSING THE SMARKS

This feud went from meh to intolerable.

/ASP/ BTFO

This divas segment > horseface and charles segment

>>1884247
I'd bully her asshole.

I'M A WOMYN OKAY

>>1884235

Sounds like I fucked up

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>internet bullies
>Total Bellas

A FEUD TO PROMOTE TOTAL BELLAS

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

NIKKIS YUUUUUUGE TITS

I am now convinced this feud is just an extended Total Bellas commercial.

Carmella is extremely cute omg

B O O O O O
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>>1884232

>>1884232
Wait...
What?

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>>1884230
YOU DONT WANNA RASSLE WITH ME SON MY DAD BOUGHT ME WWE2K17

PRAISE KEK

>tfw john is an inspiration to all autists to stop making excuses and lift in order to get a gf

>>1884243
Cero Miedo

>>1884239
This too

JOHN BTFO

>tfw u will never be john cena

kill me senpai

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>this whole feud has been one giant plug-in for Total Bellas
Holy shit.

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>>1884232
no fear?

my god please end this promo

>BMJ BURIED

CENA CONFIRMED BROKE UP WITH NIKKI TO FUCK THE REAL THICKIE AGAIN

What is this segment man. Fuckin RAW tier

>>1884243
>Fearless
>Cero Miedo (Zero Fear in spanish)

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Carmella is right, Nikki is a fucking gold digger

John Cena doesn't wear the pants in the relationship, he wears the jorts.

>Emasculating BMJ
Fucking leave this ho already John, she's damaging.

>>1884232
Pentagon pulls it off better.

>Tfw BMJ comes out and bitchslaps Nikkie telling her to make him a sandwich
Would 10/10 mark out for John "woman beater" Cena heel turn.

BMJ can do so much better than this yappy spic

More like Assless amirite

I unironically went to take a piss and this is still going on.

WTF?

SASHA AND CHARLOTTE BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

RAWTISTS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>this shit is still going

>>1884276
She ain't messing with no broke niggas

wtf I love Carmella now

>NOT A BOSS
>NOT A QUEEN
BOTCHA AND CHARLES BTFO

>>1884272
This.

Also rate the first half of SD

2/10 for me so far. Literally Raw tier.

I need that shirt

>his fucking shirt

Kek

CAPICHE

Is this for real lol

wtf Carmella and Nikki actually cut a decent promo

Would cop an Ellsworth shirt.

>>1884292
It has just been boring, compared to RAM's unwatchable.
3 or 4/10

FUCK ITALY

FUCK BOSTON

cringe

>>1884292

Yeah its been pretty shite. This is what happens when you have a lack of talent.

I need this shirt in my life

Fabulous promo by the princess <3

Who the fuck is this chinless wonder?

ive not watched for 2/3 weeks

Based Ellsworth with his based shirt

Ellsworth is a GREAT promo

JAMES just cut a killer promo better than all of them

BASED JAMES CUTTING A BETTER PROMO THAN THE WHOLE RAW ROSTER

Ellsgod has spoken

>ellsworth a better promo than the entire Raw roster other than JeriGOD and Owens
>probably getting 250$ per appearance
>hotel/travel isn't included

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>>1884301
buy my shit brah

>>1884308
started as a jobber for BRRRRAAAUUUNNNN, then meme'd his way to smackdown

WAS HE CRYING?

JAMES CAN SPEAK!?!?!

holy shit that promo, im literally tearing up

>>1884313
It really does make you think.

Ellsworth actually cut a promo with more emotion than most of the roster. The state of the company.

>>1884292
yeah, it's been pretty bland
>Kane didn't vanish, leaving Orton all alone to get gaslamped some more (alternatively have Rowan show up this time where Kane was standing. Doesn't have to exert himself, just look menacing)
>Bliss got closure with Naomi but we still have nothing for her to do for the next three weeks
>Curt Hawkins dindu nuffin
>this promo

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>Ellsworth actually worth his chins weight in promo ability

welp I guess I'm buying that shirt then

>That "give me cock" look from Renee
I ship it