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>>1883375
Will James Ellsworth be the greatest draw of all time?
Anything planned for tonight other than the big title match?
>>1883382
Bet his nipple game is insane-o
Okay, I don't watch wrestling that much. Who the fuck is this Ellsworth guy?
>>1883375
Carter is back to opening the threads!
>yfw you see this
>>1883385
Wyatt Family reunion for the 24th time.
>>1883385
divashit
will sm/a/ckdown btfo raw again this week?
Goldberg should've returned on SD and jackhammered James on the ramp
stop linking your discord shit fucking faget
>>1883397
>implying I'm Carter
That would mean I would have the energy to shit in other threads. I'm lazy as fuck.
>>1883395
>Not knowing about Big Dick James in 2016
How would you book the Wyatts so that they didn't end up being shit eating jobbers?
>>1883415
Let them win matches
>>1883395
Started off as a jobber
Crowd loved him (for not having a chin i guess?)
Has a tittle match today
James Ellsworth is cancer and so is anyone memeing him.
>>1883375
All boards report for the more superior brand.
/asp/ here!
>>1883430
Just cancerous fans being cancer.
>our memes got him air time XD
>>1883430
There is one thing James did right
He showed how fucking good AJ actually was
No chin botched a styles clash and AJ saved him by somehow reacting in mid air
>>1883430
Found the rawtist
Get ready for RECORD LOWS AGAIN this week when the Cubs/Dodgers game BTFO Cuckdown
>>1883446
>baseball
>drawing
Pick one
>>1883395
He's a jobber who became a meme because he has no chin and /asp/ loves memes
>>1883430
He's not cancer yet. Any appearances after tonight will be
>>1883375
livestream anyone?
Ellsworth > Goldberg
>>1883439
/tv/ reporting in
>>1883439
/pol/ here
I've never watched Chrisley Knows Best.
Why is the place just called "The Juice Bar"?
>>1883455
Blue Jays already won.
>>1883446
>american """"""""""football""""""""""
>>1883439
>>1883462
>>1883464
All the shittiest boards together. How cute.
I do hope there's no Ellsworth tonight. You gotta save him for unexpected moments and not meme him to death like Blue Pants. Fuck Blue Pants btw.
>>1883480
He has a title match.
>>1883480
He's got a title match. Where you been bro
I wish I could watch Big Draw Jimmy take on the chump tonight. But I'm visiting my grandma in the hospital. Go get him Jimmy!
>>1883480
>Blue Pants
She hasn't appeared on NXT since last year's Takeover Brooklyn.
Although you're right she was memed to hard.
Based Slyno
>>1883548
Based hype bros
>>1883430
>Hating Big Job James
Literally more over than most of the roster
Oh shit Hawkins is finally appearing tonight!
>>1883562
>FACE
>THE
>FACTS
The state of smackdown, lads
>Carmella
Oh shit Hawkins appeared!
>>1883567
I saw this same photo 1 hour ago retard
>the state of Lita's face
WTF happened? Did she have some work done?
3 minutes.. Oh Boy!
It's time fot the A show
ELLSBERG
ELLSBERG
ELLSBERG
A+ players for the A+ show.
Is Chrisley /ourguy/?
based team SMACK will btfo rawtists
LET THE SUPERIOR SHOW COMMENCE
>>1883583
>negative net worth
>has had sex
>has a clue
yes
>>1883582
and the NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
>>1883583
Yep. Based Chrisley moved from Mondays to Tuesdays just so he could be paired with the A show.
Jesus watching that Styles Clash again
That Recap got me hyped as fuck
NO CHIN
>>1883591
AJ is actually the most talented wrestler on the roster
Somehow saving no chin from that botch was amazing
>Starting with James
Smack wins again
>>1883409
of course it is
OUR GUY HAS MERCH!!!
wow wwe is actually a fucking joke now
gillberg won a fucking jobber title, not the fucking WWE title.
>Chinderella
ELLSWORTH 3:16 SAYS ANY MAN HAS A FIGHTING CHANCE
>Chinderella Story
JAMES MORE OVER THAN THE WHOLE RAW ROSTER
>Chinderella
>>1883597
Correction "Our Savior"
>>1883602
How can RAM even compete?
>>1883439
/co/ + /RWBYg/ here.
Based Mauro is a beast
>>1883409
Yes
>>1883603
Mauro is fucking based
>mfw that shirt's actually on the wwe shop website
Holy shit based smackdown.
Honestly one of the best shirt designs in the entire store.
>2 weeks ago
it was last week
WHAT HAPPENED TO KANE?
>RAW ALREADY BTFO
The internet made James a star kek
GUYS WHERE IS KANE?
>Orton getting bigger pop than goldberg
>Chinderella
>BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO KANE?
SNEK
>>1883617
Yeah but WHERE'S KANE?
>>1883439
/ck/ here
hows it going dudes
>>1883611
Is there anything /SMACK/ cant do?
>randy orton opening promo
>>1883611
I hope they tell people it's for sale. That's one shilling I wouldn't mind. Guy deserves it, assuming he makes a bit of a royalty on it.
Do we have a livestream? I live in a shithole where this doesn't air until next spring.
>James Ellsworth is cancer and so is anyone memeing him.
>Kane is still missing
wew
>>1883630
gb2 leddit
Woah Randy, I like this spooky shit but this feud is nowhere near that hot
Calm down
>>1883439
/magog/ here
RIP BRAY
http://shop.wwe.com/james-ellsworth-authentic-t-shirt/W12527.html
>>1883629
http://wiziwig.ru/boxing/watch-1003324-wwe-smackdown
try this
randy just sounds kinda bored
Member Taker?
Spooky
bray looks comfy as fuck
thsi hilarious fat fuck is supposed to be intimidating LMAO
>yfw when old school kane joins the wyatts
Snow White has changed
Bray Wyatt is the next Undertaker
Smack opens with randall vs HarpGOAT. Smack wins
HARPGOAT
HARPGOAT
>>1883645
>tfw he will never get his GOAT mask back
>>1883634
gb2 /woo/
>snek and harper
already better than all of raw save for Goldberg,Ruru and big dog
harpgoat with his own theme
its getting spoopy
They're using the Raw set:
Hahahahahah what was that Bray it looked gay af
>Luke Harper coming out to his own theme
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH
ITS HARPGOAT TIME
>Raw promo goes to 16 minutes, commercial then match
>Smackdown promo goes 8 minutes, then match, then commercial
Feels good
That looks legit comfy as fuck.
>ywn own a comfy casket while a cult of sheep-mask wearing bearded Louisiana swamp men keep you safe
>still hasn't shaved his head
fucking harper you moron. switching the channel. can't stand his huge bald spot
THE REAL BIG DOG
>Bray doing more top tier promos
>Selling his character that hard even though he never wins
>Luke being a legit monster
If this is pulled off correctly the Wyatts may return to being based
>luke harper dressed like Karnak
Why didn't smackdown get goldberg?
HOLY SHIT THE HARPGOAT'S ENTRANCE THEME IS BACK! IT'S HAPPENING!
>harper singles match
already won the week, well played blue brand
>>1883642
I MEMBER
YEAHHHHHHH
>>1883663
it just makes him look even more fucked up you dip. that's the point.
>>1883662
At least they fucking finally had the idea that a cult leader gimmick should actually have a cult.
>>1883647
Honestly, it's looking like that and Bo might end up being the next Kane.
>>1883667
cause no one watches smackdown
orton might be the most boring amazing wrestler of all time
Ty based trucker hobo swamp rapist
>>1883677
>SEETHING
Harper isn't doing the job is he?
>>1883677
Why do they give the audience fireflies in jars for Bray's entrance?
CATCHING FLIES
LIKE A CAAAAAAAAAAAAT
you gotta see this in person to believe it
CASKET MATCH WHEN
>>1883679
He's fantastic on the odd occasion when he can be arsed to care.
lmao, my nigga bray lookin COMFY asf famm
>>1883668
Its not as spooky without all the eyes on the titantron
Why are they handing out lights for a heel?
This whole thing is so fucking stupid.
>>1883685
IN HIS MAW
nice of bray to just bury himself this time
>>1883685
IN HIS MOUF
I REMEMBER UNDERTAKER TOO GUYS
comfiest entrance
So, during commercials they just stare at each other in the ring?
>Comfy bray
Not sure if this is a good thing or not
>tfw no comfy af casket bed
why even live
>No splitscreen commercial
Dammit, I need my fix!
>>1883647
Yup you're right
>>1883679
He's the very definition of vanilla. If he didn't have his meme finisher (and his dad) then he'd be nothing.
Randy vs Bray casket match at survivor series?
fuck all i have are tickets to takeover
>>1883677
Seething so hard
Based
I want it
>>1883689
He's so fluid, and moves like his snap powerslam are perfect looking everytime. He just has to give a shit about stuff.
>>1883702
You don't live. At least not if you want that casket bed.
>>1883640
Unclosable ads sadly, and all other streams I've found are lying or have the same problem
As someone who watched heavily then took a break. I found myself getting tired of Bray about 4 months ago. After my break I love him again.
I'm sure most of you are still sick of his schtick. Has he won anything yet?
smackdown has somehow made me give even less of a shit about bray wyatt than ever before. why a fucking feud with orton and not a title shot. why did ziggler get a fucking title shot.
>>1883667
because Lesnar is a RAW superstar
>>1883677
Hey yuropoors, I gotta question for you all.
Why the fuck do you guys eat beans for breaksfast?
bray has great tattoos for his character
Memba Undertaker?
>>1883677
/smack/ is about giving newer guys a chance not rehashing old shit like Oldberg.
>>1883713
Bray could be cool if he actually wins shit
Things like the casket entrance would make people mark so hard if the Wyatts hadn't gotten buried
>>1883719
proper english breakfast is best way to start a day
>>1883714
because wwe is allergic to heel vs heel
they love asshole face vs coward heel though
>>1883700
Are you legit retarded?
>casket
>Anybody else but taker
Fuck this company
Any stream for a current at work bro, lads?
>>1883725
dean is a heel?
>bray's presence alone gives harper more strength
>giving the wyatts more sheep-masked cultists
Smackdown gets it
>>1883713
Nope.
3 years in the company and hasn't held a single title. The guy should be the top heel in the company.
>>1883723
>buried
>casket
It writes itself.
>>1883719
I only eat beans with breakfast if I'm having a full Irish, lovely stuff.
>impromptu cactus match
How is smack so based?
>>1883719
I don't.
>>1883712
sorry
>>1883724
Is the best***
>>1883722
yeah, I'm glad they're pushing young talents like Orton
>INB4 BRAY VS ORTON CASKET MATCH
>>1883720
Bray has perfect everything for his character.
You can tell just how much work he put into it all, from the mannerisms to the moveset.
Shame that the one guy who actually puts in work is nothing but a jobber
Do we agree Harper is better than Bray?
WHERE'S KANE?
BEARDED BACKWOODS BRAWLERS
>>1883721
I memba, he got old :(
Luke needs to sort that bald patch out.
>>1883745
lol you asked
>>1883717
>hasn't beaten raw in the ratings once despite raw doing 6 record low ratings
such bait
THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE
>>1883745
RIGHT THERE!
What possible other attire would Harper look decent in?
THE DEMON KANE
IT'S KANE
LE D3M0N KANE
IT'S KANE
Even Kane is based in based /smack/
THAT'S
THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE
OMG ITS KANE!
Damn I didn't see that coming tbqh senpai
THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE!
ACTUALLY KANE?!
THERE IS KANE
That's gotta be Kane!!!
ITS- ITS KANE!
BAH GAWD THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE
>>1883744
At wrestling yes.
Bray is superior in everything else......and it's not even close.
>Kane involved in a major storyline
lol B show confirmed
THE MAN KNOWN AS KANE
>>1883744
Harper's job in the Wyatt family is to put on amazing matches with whoever Bray's feuding with.
Harper's matches with Cena were the only good thing about that feud
>He's under the ring!
this is wcw 2000 except even worse and not entertaining
Wad da fug :D :D :D
>>1883743
he's feuding with Randy Orton and had a Mania match with taker. While he could be bigger...he's no small potatoes
HOLY SHIT HOW CAN RAWTISTS EVEN FUNCTION?
>>1883770
Rawtists keep seething
>>1883770
Remember The Authority faggot?
>>1883770
No homo but BMAJ's hair looks immaculate tonight
>>1883774
>seething rawtist identified
BMAJ
>>1883774
Shoo shoo rawtist from wew
Who /P1/ here?
>>1883782
Was just about to say this anon.
>>1883785
>pretending to be bretcuck
pathetic redditor. go back
>AJ on TV
Looks like smack already won. Pack it up boys
Whos the qt?
BMAJ
>>1883782
He's trying to become jesus
>WCW
>Arquette
WE META AS FUCK NOW
>>1883753
He used to wrestle in different pants on the indies
>>1883728
I posted this but some people had problems with it
>AJ burying a company he worked for
kek
>It's a make fun of WCW episode
RUSSO ON SUICIDE WATCH
>PEOPLE STILL TALK ABOUT ARQUETTE BRO
>>1883791
AJ Styles
>>1883786
BEEG
MATCH
AJ
>WCW
>AJ mocking James
Is this the only thing that will get him heat?
HOLY SHIT RUSSO BTFO
WCW FOREVER BTFO
>>1883791
AJ Styles
AJ has no chill, topkek
Dem blue eyes
>David Arquette
Ha. Other than that, this promo is fucking shit, and I love AJ.
>>1883791
AJ Styles
>>1883791
Not Charly, fuck Raw for taking her away from the best show
>wwe actually knows it's as shit as wcw 2000 and even acknowledges it
wow. this is something else.
why did the board split when the brand split
Is it because neither side wants to admit there side isn't a draw or what?
Based AJ name dropping David Arquettefucking kek
WCW BTFO
WCW BTFO
HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER?
>>1883791
Andrea DeMarco
>>1883799
It's pretty easy to be spooky when you don't talk though. Bray has to cut promos for him.
>SmackDown
>""""""""""A""""""" show
AJ's delivery was hilariously melodramatic in that promo. Liked it desu
Well that was a bit rambling
WCW BTFO
C
W
B
T
F
O
where's kalisto
6 MAN TAG PLAYA
>having a manlet with a mom haircut as your champion
>>1883799
Luke should take the IC title off Ziggler and have an actual reign with it
BASED BLISS
REMOVE NIGGER
>>1883821
Not a bad point
Spirit Squad CONFIRMED
HOW WILL RAW EVEN COMPETE?
WHO /MIZCREW/ HERE
The end of that AJ promo was awkward as fuck
>>1883829
>having a fastass as your champion
BMAJ and ellsworth are main eventing?
How do you defeat a man who has no chin
>>1883821
Luke can talk, but Bray is way better
>>1883834
I'm only interested in having my balls stepped on by Maryse wearing her thigh high boots desu
SD will keep beating Raw as long as Kenny keeps appearing.
>>1883834
I'm right here famapam
>naomi vs bliss
god bless you smackdown booker whoever you are
>>1883839
Bray is always the same promo though
>A jobber main events your B show
How do Smackdownies defend this bunk?
>>1883819
Thanks famm
What do alexa bliss farts smell like?
>>1883850
Nigger dick
>>1883850
ohio
>>1883836
I don't think Kevin Owens is very fast
i was gone for the first 25 mins. what did i miss boys?
>>1883847
Ellsworth is still more over than most of RAW's roster. Also DBry and Deanetty.
>>1883847
>women are main eventing Raw's ppv
>>1883847
That jobber is more over than anything on raw
>>1883847
SmackDown is a pretty shitty show, holy shit, this is worse than Raw
>jobber entrance for Bliss
Hahahahahahahaha.
>>1883855
Bump, I missed it too
BLISS!
>Bliss gets the jobber entrance
>>1883855
Dean hooked up Ellsworth with a shirt with his face on it, and Kane came out of a coffin to help Orton when Bray and Luke attacked him, and BMAJ swore he'd kill Dean if he interfered
>Bliss in the Freddie Kruger BAMF outfit
>jobber entrance
Hold me lads ;_;
Kruger Bliss
>Bliss in her Krueger gear
>Jobber entrance
well fuq she lost her hot look, she is average now.. time to move on boys.
>bliss getting the jobber entrance
lmao, ratto is DONE.
BLISS AS KRUGER
BASED
>>1883847
>Raw sends a 49 year old man to his literal death
Inexcusable Rawtists
>Freddie Kruger cosplay
Kek, Mahroh almost called Naomi a nigress
>>1883855
kane popped out of a casket, wrestled around w Bray. then wyatts vanished
FEEL THE GLOW WHITEBOIS
>>1883847
>women main even Raw ppvs
I like Naomi a lot very underrated in the ring. Plus her ass and titties look awesome in her entrance.
Naomi is more over than Seth Rollins
Bliss' abs look a little tighter tonight. Glad the road schedule hasn't made her a fattie.
Why is Naomi suddenly into hard-style?
>>1883859
>>1883847
Guys.. what if Ellsworth wins?
Do yiu think that uso fucks her in black light?
>>1883850
Hnnnnggg
>those kicks
s m h
>>1883883
2bh, I'd be pretty disappointed and probably not watch Smackdown for a while.
>>1883884
Only way to see her black ass in the dark
>>1883850
pls be in lisbon
That was nice.
>>1883883
only way I can see it is if they rehash the HHH/Y2J fast count thing and return the belt immediately
Bliss look like a little girl
Otunga needs to shut the fuck up
Even the women are better on Smack Down
>All 3 of the Rawtists are SEETHING nonstop.
Pretty pathetic tbqh familia.
>>1883896
and?
>>1883883
Endless jokes by those on RAWs side even though it's worse in every way
Death of smackdown
AJ is now a joke
>>1883896
And.....
Naomi carrying the fuck out of Bliss. People really need to start seeing that Naomi has improved a lot in the ring.
>>1883883
Then AJ should go back to Japan
BASED JBL CALLING OUT FANBOYS MAURO AND OTUNGA
>this fucking match
Muh dick
why aren't they doing the splitscreen commercial thing this week? That shit was cash last week.
>>1883906
SHE'S AMAAAAYYYAAAYAAAA-ZING
>>1883896
and...?
>>1883896
Y..?
>>1883925
Because NBCUniversal keeps yelling at Vinny that he can't do that
>>1883925
Maybe it's too expensive? Or maybe they were testing it out for ppvs
>>1883925
That shit also cost a buttload of money
>>1883940
Poor Big Money Vinny. Why won't they stop bullying him? :(
>>1883925
Nobody would look at the ads.