MAN WITH A PLAN
What's TJ Perkins' twitch channel again
Just hand TBK the title
>>1855532
and a hour and a half to go still..
>Twink cruiser weight banter
fucking mexicans need to go
am I supposed to know who these cruiserweight faggots are?
Stop with the fucking game speak bullshit you cunt.
I didn't even bother watching tonight, anything cool happen?
Fuck this pinoy faggot
I hope Raw creative dies in a fire
>it's only an hour and a half into raw.
Why does this show pass by so slowly?
>The state of Raw
more greasy jack sparrow
BASED KENDRICK
He should start hanging out with Braun
What's his plan tonight?
>>1855532
>2 years
N64
Did they?
>hit the pause button
>you're outta lives
BECAUSE HE"S A GAMER!! HURRRR
>crowd shot of them watching the tron
every fucking week
N64 NAMEDROP FOR THE MILLENIALS!!!
Jobber nigger beats other jobber nigger
At least the one I liked won
>TJ Memkins
Ewwwwww
>>1855561
Job
>>1855549
Nah senpai we gud right here
>Not dabbing on him after you punched him
come on its 2016
>>1855555
Kek wills it
The fuck is this promo. Brian Kendrick looks twice your age man, was he fucking you or something?
>Faces bullying Heels
WHAT?
Lol i didnt expect that one
Kendrick heel run going downnnnhill.
YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT, MAAN
>>1855555
Chek'd
*chuckles*
You 'member when my N64 broke on our roadtrip and you went out a bought me a new one???
*chuckles*
Yeah, I remember
DOES ANYONE ELSE LIKE VIDEO GAEMS
STOP.... PLEASE... FOR THE LOVE OF GOD...
NO MORE VIDYA REFERENCES.
I FUCKING BEG OF YOU.
VIDEO GAMES!!!!!
>Manlet division wrestling
Does anyone actually like this?
based cruiserweights
>>1855567
https://twitter.com/DSpenceCantLose/status/785655849595375616
>>1855545
>>1855555
Praise kek
JUST WANNA PLAY VIDEO GAMES ALL THE TIME AND EVERY DAY
>>1855580
They're five years apart kek
just have TBK vs Sin Cara until they can't walk anymore
Now they're appealing to obese /v/irgins
What happened to this business?
How do you break a N64
>>1855588
They're getting desperate
Throwing shit at the wall to see if anything sticks
>>1855561
Crashing this show. With no survivors!
Put the belt on Kendrick he is the only respectable cruiserweight besides Cedric Alexander.
>/v/'s boy BJ Perky is champ
J U S T
Raw was a mistake
>>1855555
Holy shit, raw creative is gonna die a miserable death
>>1855594
RIP
>>1855588
as a 5'7 womeme i think shorter guys are perfect
5'8 and shorter- is best height for men
FUCKING VIDYA
/cwc/ should have been its on brand, it was something fresh and new like NXT 2014.
>>1855555
that's a lotta food for four bucks
Kendrick should've been champ. Fuck that memelord TJP.
>ibushi worked the WWE and now we're stuck with a /v/irgin pinoy MANLET
What's happening?
RAM has so much filler
but if you took all the filler out and compared it to SD, SD would still be better
>>1855599
Why you kill it's family right in front of it's face, anon
>>1855599
Was thinking the same thing
>>1855612
THAT'S A LOTTA NUTS
based oakland have 4 fucking wins
>OAKLAND RAIDERS
Lel
>>1855555
KEK
WILLS
IT
>>1855607
Manlet detected. You cant trick me cuck
MY BOY
>>1855555
quints god have listened you
fuck that million dollar belt
BRAUN GOATMAN
DOUBLE THE JOBBERS
>oakland raiders forced to watch all this shit from the front row
they deserve it
TYBC
>GIVE ME A CHALLENGE
>2 JOBBERS INSTEAD OF 1
AHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAH
>>1855555
RIP
They should've signed Johnny Knockout.
Shamus really let himself go during the commercial break
Holy shit what the fuck is this team
another fucking stroman jobber match
they've been doing this since the fucking brand split
AHAHAHAH
WARRIORS BTFO
..........
>>1855614
Ibushi became the anime and fighting Kaijus and Tigers
>nigga tyler breeze and sheamus
holy shit these jobbers!!!! I need to know them!!
Why is he hadicapping against jobbers?
Joe time is NOW
i want to die why am i watching this shit
>>1855643
kek
>>1855637
Tyler Breeze nigga
He just gave a better promo than 75% of the roster.
is that blonde JTG
>literally copying Ryback with the 2 on 1 jobber matches
>but way more fucking boring
>state of WWE
What the hell is Raw even trying at this point?
It's over. Not even Based Kendrick can save this division and they're just dragging him down with them. Made to look weak against a zero-personality jobber who makes fucking video game references in his "promos." Sweet Jesus Christ.
He deserved better.
Based Braun and jobbers trying to save this RAW
Oakland Raiders were probably expecting The Rock, Hogan and Austin but instead they got womens """wrestling""", cruiserweights and a fat manlet neckbeard champion.
>SPLAT brothers
I REALLY WANT THIS TV SHOW TO END
i can never tell if they are getting strowman over or the quirky local jobbers with these matches
>Tfw a jobber on RAW main evented on Smackdown
CRUISERWEIGHTS NOT NECCESARY
MY BOY BRAUN DOES IT ALLS
>>1855640
>>1855644
Damn, they DO look like they're from The Warriors.
That's not a legal pin if he doesn't have a hand on the guy whose shoulders are down....
I was kinda hoping this Braun against jobbers thing was over..
>>1855647
Because you want to give them the ratings they're striving for. Me too. I can't help it. /asp/, you got to help me, man.
THAT FUCKING DROPKICK
OUR BOY STROWMAN CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMP WHEN
>GIVE ME A REAL OPPONENT RIGHT NOW
>next week
ok
>>1855659
splash brothers
its named after the golden state warriors since theyre in oakland
Anybody else want more of The Splash Jobbers?
did he just do a hogan impression?
>>1855614
they shouldn't have let him watch raw. He is now the top wrestling merc in recent memory
WEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ITS THE BIG SHOWWWWWWWWWW
>>1855651
but for real though that wasn't bad
So we're at what, 4 squash matches now? 3 in a row, right?
>>1855665
Pretty sure the ref wasn't gunna challenge him on that pin after what he just did...
He's not too bad on the mic.
Braun vs an entire sped class next week
WHAT THE FLYING FUCK DOES MAKING A WRESTLER FIGHT JOBBERS FOR 5 WEEKS EVEN ACCOMPLISH???
NO ONE FUCKING THINKS JOBBERS ARE THERE TO WIN. NOT EVEN THE FUCKING KIDS THINK THE JOBBERS WILL WIN. IT DOESN'T MAKE STRAWMAN LOOK DOMINANT. IT MAKES HIM LOOK LIKE A RETARD WHO CANT PUT ON A SHOW.
FUCK IDIOTS.
>>1855659
You can by turning off your stream/television
Braun vs Byron when?
>they cut the ADR part from the 2k17 ad
wew
>Alberto Dorito removed from the ad
>Paige still there
Is there hope for her, lads?
>today's show sponsored by our own video game we've been promoting for half the year
i want this to end
>>1855687
half hour ago he wasnt.
>>1855677
Well show said the only reason he's only doing house shows is because they had no story plans for him. I guess this is a lame chance for him to return.
Leave Braun to me
roman wants the fuq
>>1855684
t. indiecuck
Roman has a thing for high hairlines.
Roman fucked Sasha didn't he?
BIG DOG'D
BASED BIG DOGG
Based big dog getting all the bitches wet
Yeesh they muted the boos real hard
Did they?
GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK WHAT ARE THEY EVEN TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH WITH THESE SQUASH MATCHES? IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE HIM LOOK STRONG. STUPID FUCKING SHOW AND THEIR STUPID MATCHES. I CAN UNDERSTAND IF THE WRESTLER IS JUST STARTING BUT THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAS BEEN DOING THESE MATCHES FOR MONTHS NOW. THESE MATCHES ARE SO UNBELIEVABLY SHIT I DON'T EVEN LOOK FORWARD TO RAW ANYMORE. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SAMI ZZZZZZZZZZZZZAYN IS FUCKING BORING, BO DALLAS HAS A SHIT GIMMICK. NEVILLE IS A GOAT AND SHOULD BE ON SMACKDOWN. THE WOMEN ARE ALL SHIT ON THE MIC EXCEPT CHARLOTTE. THIS RAW ROSTER IS PURE DOG SHIT.
>>1855699
Because he's best friends with Dean
that chick in the kfc commercial has nice thighs
>A man interacts with a woman
>HE MUST'VE SLEPT WITH HER
Pathetic. You guys are the reason wrestling fans get so much hate.
>>1855691
>lame chance
Remember when Erick Rowan was on his singles push but lost to Show in a "stairs" match?
>>1855688
Where is Paige?
>>1855698
What happened to the hoe gimmick?
>>1855710
>you guys are the reason that
kill yourself
>>1855712
2nd strike
>>1855710
I think it's people trying to be ironically autistic.
>roman fucked sasha
literally impossible sasha has yellow fever
>>1855684
It depends how they're trying to build whoever is doing the squashing. In Brawn's case he's a monster who demolishes people and has finally gotten tired of it. He's about to go on a rampage.
>>1855710
Remember, you're interacting with people who literally haven't left their houses in the past year ITT.
>>1855711
>remember
>anything with big show beside the shit incident with Eddie
Nope.
>>1855636
BIG
wow sasha was wet for roman
Will Paige ever wrestle in WWE again at this rate?
Is Finn winning the Raw Royal Rumble?
>royal rumble facts
this is the final straw, that actually made me stop watching
OH MY GOD WHY THE HELL IS BRAUN STRAWMAN STILL FIGHTING NAMELESS RETARDS EVERY WEEK? WE FUCKING GET IT. HE'S BIG AND STRONG. PUT HIM IN A MATCH WHERE THE OTHER PERSON IS ALLOWED TO FIGHT BACK. THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID. AND THEN THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO PUT ON A WOMANS MATCH WITH A JOBBER TOO.
I'M FUCKING DONE WITH THIS SHIT.
>>1855723
I can't forget that match cause of how awful it was and how he pretty much buried Erick Rowan to forever a jobber
Shit are we talking about road to wrestlemania already?
>Sasha appears
>Cheers
>Roman appears
>BOOOOO!!!!
>>1855728
no it didn't
>>1855594
You literal nugger i just laughed too much at this
>Deez nuts
>DEEZ NUTS
>>1855733
what did they mean by this?
>>1855728
they do this literally every year
newfag
>>1855726
No, anon. I'm afraid she lost her way.
>making this big out of a deal for the royal rumble already
I'm marking out desu
>>1855724
SWEATY
>>1855683
>Underestimating the potency of 'tard strength
>[CURRENT YEAR]
>>1855740
i know they do and it's a terrible video package every time
I don't know about any of you but I absolutely love the numbers promo
One of my favorite things about the Rumble
why are they hyping RR in OCTOBER
>>1855743
SMARKS
>>1855743
CLAWS
YOU STILL EVEN HAVENT HAD SURVIVOR SERIES AND YOURE HYPING THE RUMBLE?
How will the RR even work with the brand split? Whoever wins, which title will they go for? Does Raw get RR and SD get MitB?
>>1855748
Tickets about to go on sale
What's Charlotte's gimmick?
>Alamodome
heres no way they will sell that thing out, it' got like 70.000 seats
>>1855748
because the alamo dome seats 70,000
Sad that Survivor Series isn't a big deal anymore
>>1855619
Literally fell asleep watching this shit this past weekend, I'm too old for that shit
>>1855684
Didn't they already try this same playbook with Ryback?
>>1855740
Yeah. But in their defense, they should shovel this shit up our throats like a month before the Rumble instead of wasting more fucking time in this 3 hour squash/diva/squash diva fest with this shit
>>1855754
Having a mole on her chin
>>1855754
woo
>>1855752
They're having a Raw rumble and a Smackdown one.
>>1855751
Royal Rumble is the best match in WWE history. I't's better than wrestlemania.
>yfw Tye debuts as entrant 10
>>1855752
>Whoever wins, which title will they go for?
What the fuck do you think?
Charlotte is probably the only woman that should be allowed to be champion
The rest of the women are vanilla womanlets
>>1855754
WHOOOOOO!!!!!
>>1855757
Went from a big 4 PPV to a C PPV last year when they didn't even have a survivor series match.
Charlotte's body is disgusting
did rusev shave himself a chin landing strip
>>1855765
lol no, they all meet and the winner chooses what championship he goes after.
>>1855772
This
>Rusev still doing Ronaldo's celebration as his entrance
Roman Banks.
>>1855765
That is so fucking gay.
The 4 shared PPV's will never have any crossover?
>>1855767
Gee I don't know fuckwad, there's the WWE championship and there's the Universal Championship.
>>1855752
Fifteen from both and hopefully they can go for either.
I also hope the MitB is one for the whole company instead of one for both
wow I legit thought this was the main event. 3 hours is too fucking much man
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1855779
that's not actually what they are doing anon
>>1855772
Based Charlotte working this retard
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why is Charlotte teaming with Russev if she also dropkicked him out of the ring for disrespecting women?
>>1855755
They didn't even sell it out in 1997 right?
>>1855782
Another hour+
Kill me.
sasha looking on point tonight those creamy coffee legs and thighs i wanna lick the dandruff under her bangs
>>1855771
They had 2. But they were both just last minute bookings. One for the pre-show and one for a piss break.
>dem boos
>>1855782
Nope
JeriGOAT and Jasethy are the main
>>1855780
Oh for fuck sake.
If a Raw cunt wins, they go for the uni champ, if a Smack cunt wins they go for WWE.
You act like they haven't done this brand split shit for years before this.
Will Rusev just beat the fuck outta Sasha and claim her title and convert it to the Bulgarian Championship?
>>1855772
Begging you to have sex
>>1855780
I guess they'll fight for the main title and if smackdown loses it they'll make a new smackdown belt? idk
You're now Roman Reigns. You are walking down to the ring and you hear something come from the crowd. What is it?
>>1855792
That's what made it a C PPV
I hope Roman superman punches charlotte's ugly mug
>ywn massage Sasha's scalp
Why in the hell isn't Lana wrestling with her RuRu instead of Charlotte?
How quickly she forgets what happens when she lets other bitches get too close to her Bulgarian teddy bear.
>>1855784
Why did they make TLC and HIAC branded?
Those 2 should at least be shared.
>>1855800
cheers
Reminder that wootists are the ones who make the sasha threads
Lol rusev was like get out bitch
>>1855800
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I want to see Roman and Rusev simultaneously superman punch and superkick someone
>you will never use Sasha's forehead as a table for your drink
>>1855806
They should just stop having a TLC PPV.
WOW WAT AN INCREDIBLE SPOT THE DUMB BITCH TAGGED HERSELF IN, FORCED ROMAN TO TAG SASHA IN, THEN THE DUMB FRIDGE TAGGED HERSELF BACK OUT FORCING SASHA TO TAG ROMAN BACK IN
INCREDIBLE
>>1855800
"We dont care for the manner in which your character is being handled!"
Back to only the main 4 PPVs when?
Anyone else see the Shockmaster on the entrance side?
>>1855815
But what about the spot monkeys?
>>1855806
they don't have the prestige as the big four, so they do not get dual-branded
There's like 4 chants going on at the same time.
Ruru is gonna hate fuck Charlotte.
They should do a spot where Roman and Charlotte both do their spears.
>>1855816
Seek female companionship.
>>1855821
MiTB
>>1855825
Roman is that fucking over
If Sasha jumps or is thrown off the cell I'll never say a bad thing about women's """""""wrestling""""""""" again
>>1855820
I spotted him long before you.
>>1855821
They can have TLC matches randomly throughout the year like before. Plus, MITB.
>>1855831
>we want sasha
>roman in the ring
>''WE WANT SASHA''
>Lana is more over than anyone in the match
THE STATE OF RAW
Rusev chaneling that 2014 CM Punk look
what's the point of the interfender tag team match if no one is allowed to hit the other gender? it's just 2 singles matches
>>1855837
It was we want Lana you retard.
>>1855812
Charlotte literally looks like a tranny though
I mean seriously, what the fuck is up with the vest. Does Ramen have like a disgusting dad body or something?! He looks diesel as fuck, you'd think showing more of his physique might help him get over more.
No Bruce Jenner, f.am, just wondering.
Why does roman get booed one week then gets cheered another?
>>1855833
I imagine one of the two of them will do something crazy like that, it being the first women's match in a cage and all
>>1855844
Cause you touch yourself to lot of tranny porn huh?
Seek a shower
Im getting weird vibe that Roman is fucking Sasha.
Sasha even looks a lot like his wife.
>>1855845
nah he looks okay shirtless, I think they're just trying to keep that shield shine on him, which faded a long time ago
If people didn't care about Roman they would stay quiet like for 90% of the roster. They boo him with passion, that's a reaction. Wrestling is all about getting the crowd to react, be it with pops or boos.
Stop getting worked, nüsmarks. Roman is over as fuck.
>>1855837
Open your ears you obese smark.
>>1855837
>Soul in the ring
>"WE WANT MAKA"
>>1855845
He has a better body than you do I guarantee
I really really hate Sasha.
Like, I like womens wrestling, and mark out for most of them, but Sasha makes me so damn angry.
>Pizza hut mocking conspiracy theorists, not realizing the Venn Diagram overlap between them and the IWC must be staggering
Yeah, that'll put butts in seats.
>>1855858
Based sasha+ working this obese smark
>>1855849
Cruiserweights can do it.
>>1855845
He's half Samoan and is constantly battling a layer of flub.
Even with the vest you can see his weight flucuate over time. Its not drastic, but enough to not look as good as he/Vince wants him to.
When its in control he sometimes rips it off but his fat struggle is real.
>>1855773
they start at 25$
>>1855845
The vest holds it all in
>>1855857
I'm just some dude, he's a professional athlete, no fucking shit.
>We want Sasha chants
God smarks are fucking cancer. Literally killing the company
come on i wanna see roman and rusev hit some women
>>1855856
>Mike in the ring
>''WE WANT SULLY''
>>1855844
Lord forgive me for the tumblr in file name...
>>1855851
That's because you're a permavirgin faggot
>>1855864
>battling a layer of flub
Clueless
SOOPERMAN PUNCH!
sasha is looking hot tonight but I think that's just cause shes with roman tonight
>>1855878
Based Big Dog
>>1855851
>Doing """shipping""" on any male-female pairing ever
Tumblr landwhales do the same thing too. Guess there really isn't that much difference between you two demographics
>>1855878
>Posts a pic from 4 years ago.
Btw where the fuck are his pecs? Lmao
>>1855878
>>1855878
He let himself go
That spear was pretty cool
>>1855878
Exactly. Bitches would cream their jeans if Ramen unleashed the kraken like this.
>>1855891
No Pecs Boreman
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
good ending
I bet people would like roman a lot more if he smiled like that every week
HOLY FUCK DAT SPEAR
ROMAN IS GOAT
>>1855868
i'm buying presales tomorrow. should be able to get decent/mid level seats for like $60 or so i would think
>>1855874
>Whoruhi in the ring
>WE WANT THE LITTLE SISTER
>>1855888
Got a current pic of him fatso? You're just mad that the big dog is in better shape than you.
>>1855891
Samoans can't into torsos
damn roman is GREAT
>>1855900
Vince pls
>fatass Reddit neckbeards chanting we want Sasha
>the state of raw
>>1855820
Has George Lucas ever said anything on it?
>>1855905
[tumblr shipping intensifies]
>>1855878
>Rusev not killing everyone in the match like Austin
One job, fuck intergender matches
I wont take wymins wrestling seriously until one of them is powerbombed into thumbtacks
>>1855895
Right here sweetie
/LGBT/ represent!
BASED BIG DOG has the GOAT spear
>>1855914
I won't take you seriously until you have sex
>>1855915
You have autism don't you?
What has happened I haven't watched
Based best friends
>>1855915
[GAY COMMUNITY INTENSIFIES]
>>1855905
t. Permavirgin
>>1855910
I don't see why he should, he is just botched like the other storm troopers..
>>1855878
Did you even read it faggot. He looks fucking great 80-90% of the time, but he flairs up. You can literally see it if you look close week to week over a long period of time.
If you think he looks like that all the time and Vince doesn't have it exposed as much as possible you're the one thats fucking clueless.
>>1855980
You're autistic