MONDAY NIGHT RAW GAMETHREAD #1

HANGING OUT

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JUST

Peoplè actually watch Raw still?

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lmao@ this dead show

>"""women's""" """wrestling""" is the main event
Predict the 3rd hour viewers drop.

It's ogre. Rawtists lost. 24 hours until the real show.

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I'm here live, lots of areas still empty. Haha darn those concession lines.

Also a bunch of smarks started to chant for ufc superstar Phil Brooks

Another guest host? How pathetic can rawtists be?

zzzzz

>Jerry Lawler says don't watch RAW tonight, you will suffer
Well you heard him

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>>1830467
JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST

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>It's cancer awareness month

It's gonna be one of those raws

>ashton cuckter
literally who

>>1830478
every raw is one of those raws

what the is this gay shit thats on before raw? lol

>>1830478
CM Punk Was Right!

>>1830452
DOWN THE STREET

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>>1830467
>couldn't even sell out Los Angeles

>washed up guest hosts from ten year old sitcom
>Rawtists will defend this

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How many times will we see Foley and Steph tonight?

Womens Title match is the main event

>>1830448
they have the komen pink rope shit. god i hope they have record low ratings

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>>1830491
fuck

>>1830491

It's like they want record lows

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>>1830467
B-B-B-BUT WE ARE THE A SHOW

>>1830467
dude can you get the fans to boo Komen. scream it's a scam. are you anywhere near the cameras for the mics to pick you up?

Saturday, is gonna be a good day... Always is.

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>reminder wwe has to give tickets away to raw because no one wants to watch it

Feels good to be a /smack/lad

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>Susan G Komen month
>Ashton Kutcher and friend are here

wew lads

>>1827475
>>1827475
>>1827475
>>1827475

>>1830502
Fuck off

>>1830501
This

>>1830502
fuck off beato kys

>>1830502
"No"

>>1830485
THE SAME OLD MEMES

If it starts with Foley or DivashitI will turn off

>>1830501
>the absolute state of this fucking show

welp
here I am again

>womens main eventing raw

and I'm out

>Hollywood

into the liberal cuckhold trash this raw goes

>""""""""""""women's wrestling""""""""""""
>Main event

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

RECORD LOW RATINGS INCOMING

>tfw your life is so boring and uneventful that you watch Raw despite it being so shit and never enjoying it

who else knows this feel?

BIG
DOG

MAKE RAW GREAT AGAIN

BOOMAN REIGNS

>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Every week

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>dem boos

>>1830501
Monday Night Football starts in a half hour to save you.

BIG DAWG

HUGE POP FOR THE BIG DOG HOLY FUCK

https://youtu.be/q1Vb1qsrtFI
BASED BIG DOG

https://youtu.be/q1Vb1qsrtFI
BASED BIG DOG

https://youtu.be/q1Vb1qsrtFI
BASED BIG DOG

https://youtu.be/q1Vb1qsrtFI
BASED BIG DOG

https://youtu.be/q1Vb1qsrtFI
BASED BIG DOG

>>1830478
TIME FOR SUSAN COLEMAN BROTHER

>>1830519
right here senpai

>'''''women's wrestling''''' is the main event
>Have to draw attention to the show with two has beens
>Your top face looks like a bitch boy
>Your top heel isn't even a heel and is in the midcard making Rusev look like shit

How fucking bad can this show be?

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Who here /turningthisoffforfootballsoon/?

Just here to see the trainwreck, if it's too shit I will switch to Giants vs Vikings

Smackdown wins

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>you will never "eject" Lana

>>1830519

im more of a masochist with a okay life

Women in the last match (I refuse to call it a manin event)
Roman out first
Susan G Conmen
Ashton Kutchner and friend

It's all over

>>1830519
I usually have it on in background while I do work, almost like a radio. I'll look over if something seems good (rare).

I'm not even bothering this week though. The Komen and Ashton Kutcher shit is too much. I think I've only missed two or three others this year.

>LISTEN TO THE REACTION FOR ROMAN REIGNS

lol

>>1830534
>>1830536
Same. I'm a Giants fan so I'll go to /sp/ in a few minutes.

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>5 seconds in
>boooooooooo

>>1830537
Again

this dude is over as fuck wtf

MUH SAMOA

>>1830491
It's not like this is the first time a women's title match has been a main event.

>>1830519
This kind of. I have a 10 month old daughter and a puppy so we can't really go anywhere at night and this shitty show beats whatever stupid shit my wife would pick, so that's why I watch it. Pretty sad

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>>1830533
>>Your top face looks like a bitch boy

Steen est pas mal une grosse pute poilu, Bubba...

>>1830536
SWITCH!

>MUH FAMILY

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who /unironicallywatchingthisshitjusttoseethechamp/ here?

>>1830492
Susan G. Komen just capitalizes on people's struggles, and only a small percentage (15-20%) of their donations actually go to breast cancer research.

>basically, fuck that bitch.

muh dick

so is ramen gonna fuck her or what

The Samoan Mafia must be dealt with

>>1830543
I wish we could hear graves' real thoughts

Jesus Christ dat Lana

Big Dog is based.

The fatass smarks booing him are ruining WWE.

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Pack it up Rawtist. You've already lost.

>roman lana live sex >roman lana live sex >roman lana live sex >roman lana live sex >roman lana live sex >roman lana live sex >roman lana live sex >roman lana live sex >roman lana live sex >roman lana live sex >roman lana live sex >roman lana live sex >roman lana live sex >roman lana live sex >roman lana live sex >roman lana live sex >roman lana live sex >roman lana live sex >roman lana live sex

I love how they always cut his promos 3 minutes in. It's almost like they have no faith in him being on his own.

oh he's actually cutting a promo this week..

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>Lana

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Who /booty/ here?

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>"SASHA BANKS VS CHARLOTTE FOR THE WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP!? I CAN'T WAIT!!!"

DAMN LANA

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Lana's ass

>thank you Lana
kek

>>1830563
But literally everyone boos him

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Vince is literally going to cuck Rusev on live TV isn't he

This feud is awful just no one cares.

SHUT TUP!

thiccc

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D'autres Québécois(ou au pire Frenchies)

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DAT LANA

THANK YOU LANA Chants

She more over than RuRu

Holy fuck Lana always bring out the tits and ass for Roman, Rusev is getting cucked

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>thank you lana
>lets go lana

Lana's heels are cute! CUTE!

>implying Rusev doesn't get mad pussy

SOMEBODY CALL RAY

>Let's cuck the guy who worked the hardest to get our 'face' over.

Two terrible talkers to open Raw

>Slut shaming Lana

I thought Roman was a babyface

>>1830575
No, kids cheer him.

As usual, the obese faggots try to be edgy and boo whoever children actually like.

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>>1830569

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>zooms out when Lana turns
>cuts away when Lana gets in the ring
Kevin why

>>1830585
>Footfag
>Rawtist

makes sense

I want roman to shut up

I bet this meme crowd will go crazy for the womens main event trash

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>>1830448
Never forget Discord Kid

When is the last time that a former champion won a rematch?

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>>1830568
>Watch the start of Raw
>Roman comes out
>Change to MNF
>Commerical
>Change back to Raw
>Just in time to see Lana half way down the ramp
Jesus Christ Lana is god damn hot.

>>1830590
Ur fat

>>1830576
He already had Rock say that he fucked Lana

Vince is still mad about their engagement

BASED BIG DOG

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Based Big Dog working the obese smarks

>Lana legit going in on Roman blowing his mic skills out

Holy fucking yum I love Lana

Roman plows Lana's pussy backstage

>>1830590
This is the main reason people boo him. He gets pushed as a babyface but he only knows how to act like a heel.

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>STUPID BOY
>STUPID BOY
>STUPID BOY
>STUPID BOY

>women as the main event

This show cannot be serious

SHE HAS A POINT YOU KNOW

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>reddit sign saying raw is better than smackdown
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>1830601
>SEETHING

>>1830594
Kevin hates us.

Wedding cake.

YOU GO TO HELL

Nice face you got there RAW

I'm no fan of Roman Reigns but these consistent boos are getting annoying as fuck.

Looks like Roman's back to talking about people's balls

wtf is going on i'm so high.

U GO TO HELL

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Stupid Boy!

>>1830592
I've been to multiple raws. He literally gets bood by everyone including children. Only Hajeeds in the WWE facebook unironically like him.

>>1830611
she's doing better than 100% of the devas currently.

>>1830580
Salut,ça va?

I can sense the ratings dropping by the minute

>>1830622
DUDE

how many gallons of roman's cum has lana drunk

Is it me, or is Roman looking a little pudgy around the midsection lately?


>Roman somehow the face here
>Lana making legit points about Roman being a dick to her and Rusev

>>1830602
I still don't understand this. Why? Weren't their characters a couple before they actually got married? What's the problem?

remember that time lana was fucking ziggler and lost her accent for a month

Rusev is a joke

>>1830624
>went to Raws and sat with his obese Reddit friends
>thinks that represents everyone who watches the show

Get a clue.

>the show opening with roman and rusev fighting again

>YUGO TO HEEHHHLLL
She's so damn cute.

Oh shit. Roman and Rusev are making me interested in the US title again.

>>1830630
Samoan genetics

Is there a way to just watch the 20 minutes of JeriKO? Raw is awful except for those two.

BASED RUSEV

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>>1830568

>roman and rusev are still fighting

bruh rusev fuck off nigga you lost 3 times

>it's a Roman opens the show with long promo episode


I'm out. couldn't even make through 10 minutes of this garbage. fuck this company

Based Ruru

>>1830566
At this point is almost a running gag

>>1830625
Who? I'm talking about Charles and sasha skanks

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Why does Reignman still have the fucking vest.

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>mfw an yuropoop was awake in the middle of the night watching a show intended for american children

BASED PAPA RURU

>>1830631
Because real life got in the way of Vince's NTR storyline that was also meant to make Lana the face of the women's division

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>mfw reading the TNA spoilers

Based RuRu over as fuck

>>1830634
>Protecting this hard

I have never been to reddit, don't have obese reddit friends, and weight 150 lbs soaking wet. Hit the showers.

>>1830624
Women and children like Reigns and thats all that matters. Vince could give but a mere thought about you smark neckbeards because you'll throw money at him irrerardgless.

Lana is an example of life's inequality. It's hard to accept but you must accept it.

Kek. Nice spot desu nee

Why did I know that was going to happen?

Rusev ending the segment on top with heel beatdown heat?

Naw, Roman don't go out like that.

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>>1830626
Tres bien Kevin, tu viens d'ou?

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neverending feud incoming. fuck this shit

>>1830647
He's fat

Also this feud is nowhere near hot enough to warrant Hell in a Cell

roman has a twin :o

This is so terrible
The writing is awful

I don't know why I bother anymore.


BASED BIG DOG

>keep Roman strong lol

>>1830655
>le smark neckbeard meme
>irrerardgless

18+

HECK IN A KEK

RAGE IN A CAGE

BASED BIG DOG

>>1830653
>150 soaking wet
>protecting

Hit the weights

>>1830666
PG in a cell

Is Rusev the only guy that can get Roman over?

Roman is over on /asp/. wewtists need to stop bitching and leave.

I'm already bored of this crap

HELENA SELL IS COMING UP LADS

>>1830650
Why would that get in the way, though? He can't just ignore that? If two wrestlers are friends in real life, are their characters not allowed to ever fued? This just seems like a retarded thing to get mad about.

>IM JUST HAPPY TO BE HERE :D
:D
:D
:D

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>vanilla midgets video package

>>1830667
CAGE

IN

A

CAGE

Lol, the only good thing on Raw in weeks is BASED BIG DOG

POO IN A LOO

>>1830659
Je viens du Brésil, mais j'ai habité en france pour un année

wrestling is so fucking gay holy shit

why am i watching this

>>1830670
I'm 5'8" so that's actually average. Seek sunlight.

>>1830667
CAGE ALL MY CAGE I AM CAGE STILL A CAGE IN A CAGE

Based Raw opening with Roman so I don't need to sit through 3 hours of crap. Thank you Vince. Switching the channel now just in time for the game

>>1830675
Her body?

>>1830673
You say that yet most people here hate Roman

That's THE Brian Kendrick to you, Cole.

>>1830680
IM A MACHINE!!!

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>>1830653
>and weight 150 lbs soaking wet

Roman vs Rusev is actually a pretty good fued, two brutes beating the shit out of each other.

THE Brian Cuckdrick

Oh, here comes a commercial break so they can put up the pretty purple cruiserweight ropes.

>tfw people shit on TJP
>tfw your initials are also TJP

LEAVE ME ALONE.

>>1830690
>>>/wew/

>>1830686
t. manlet

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>>1830691
He should take his job though

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A HELL IN A CELL

How bad was Shawn back in the day?

>>1830676
I think a part of it was also that the story was broken by TMZ.

KO and Zayn are best friends in real life but TMZ doesn't show them going a Six Flags together.

WHY IS ROMAN SO BASED?

damn Vikings crowd hot as fuck

>>1830686
Why would you expose yourself as a manlet like that.

>>1830701
Nice meme. Now why dont you go take a shower?

SAVE_US_TBK

Friendly reminder, if you don't like BASED BIG DOG you're not welcome here

Def Jam:Suplex City when?

>>1830711
>expose
>be anonymous

Get a clue

>>1830689
Wew, didn't actually expect anyone to get it. This place is so shit these days and the product is even worse

I honestly don't understand why I bother anymore. Suppose it's just habit now

>>1830690
Speak for yourself, /wew/cuck. This is a Roman fan exclusive board. Roman hating subhumans are NOT welcome here and will be the first to go on the Day of the Rope

DESPITE ROMAN REIGNS RUSEV WILL STILL GET KEKED IN A CAGE

>ADR still in the game commercial

>>1830702
>>1830711
>>1830712

How does one gain height?

>>1830686
im 5'11

>>1830720
Roman Reigns sucks and if you don't agree, you're probably underage and shouldn't be posting in this website.

Big Dog is based. Smark fatasses hate him because he is an attractive, successful person. This is why they like out of shape midgets like Daniel Cryan and Cuck Man Phil, they need self-inserts.

>>1830727
SEETHING

>>1830720
>Roman fan board
>Most threads here make fun of or hate on Roman

Whatever you say m8

>>1830724
By getting a clue

holy fuck this cancerous theem song and entrance

im gonna blow my brains out

this entrance is so fucking gay

Here comes Sui-I mean Manak......sorry I mean "TJ Perkins"

Why is this fan dabbing on the entrance ramp?

tj twink

Fuck this pinoy faggot

hey its Kid Rock

It's just Brian Kendrick now?

>all the Manlets are from commiefornia

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>>1830730
Last chance to get out, /wew/cuck. It won't be pretty if you don't get out

>>1830722
>ADR still in the game

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Absolument parfaite...

>people thought the manlet division would save Raw

LETS GO KENDRICK

>>1830728
Who the fuck is big dog? I'm out of date on my wrassle lingo.

holy fuck this fag is a fucking pinoy? I hate him even more now

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NEVER FORGET

>Le dabbing videogame manlet

DAB ON EM

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>He keeps dabbing

Who can stop him?

>>1830729
Point proven

Let's go KENDRICK

those holographic houndstooth tights.

>Nakamura has to go through NXT
>literally who crusierweight doesn't

>>1830743
>No actual response

I think you need to go back to watching PBS Kids

Punished Kendrick is the best character in WWE today

>a manlet match that'll be 80% submission moves

zzzzzzZZZZZzzzZZ

HE JUST DABBED ON HIM COLE

>>1830760
If Gookamura isnt in NXT then how will they sell shows?

>>1830750
Kek, what a fagoo. But to be fair, TJP was a whiny twink during his tenure

>>1830760
He was brought in to be a touring draw

That turnbuckle spot was kinda cool

>>1830743
Stfu Carter ya fat ass

>Manlet fingers so girly they get stuck

KFC or popeyes?

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>>1830750
>the city of cuck mathews

>>1830760
>nakameme going straight to the main roster

You do realize how much of a fucking disaster that wouldve been right?

what do you think of the new stage? Its pretty massive.

>>1830765
Austin Aries, The Revival, Asuka.

this pinoy fag needs to hit the weights

>>1830760
Nakamura had to move his family halfway across the world. The adjustment has been hard because his wife and kids don't speak English.

He's not going to come up to the main roster until they've had time to adjust, main roster means more time on the road while NXT is more stable for him at the moment.

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>>1830750
What a faggot

>>1830773
Popeyes if you have the choice, nigger

>>1830779
His wife speaks english

>>1830773
Popeyes has good everything, KFC just has good sandwiches.

>LASHLEY LOST THE TNA TITLE TO EDDIE EDWARDS

it's ogre, he's coming to WWE

>>1830772
>>1830772
NEW

>>1830772
>>1830772
NEW

>>1830772
>>1830772
NEW

>>1830772
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NEW

>>1830772
>>1830772
NEW

>>1830764

Compared to their usual time line of latching onto things long after they've left pop culture Dabbing in WWE is cutting edge stuff

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>>1830749
Embrace the pinoy

>>1830769
Pretty stupid Kendrick is the one to take him off though

>lmao my opponent is immobilised let me help him out

How tf are the ropes purple?

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If singles, Based Kendrick takes the title off this shitter at the next PPV.

>>1830779
are you nakameme neighbor or something ya fag

>>1830787
lol no fucking way

Champ buried

twink boi taps loloolol

>>1830773
You'll save money and calories if you make it yourself you fat fuck

why is this still alive?

>>1835433
Why did you bump it you retarded?