MONDAY NIGHT RAW GAMETHREAD #2

So whats going on Raw right now?

>tfw squadless

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Oh shit I can go to Raw and Smackdown in December for 30 dollars

>>1830787
>retains at TNA's wrestlemania
>loses title on free TV episode
LOLTNA

>>1830790
Literally fucking nothing

first for holographic houndstooth tights.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11359669

Vote niggers

>>1830796
Back in 2010 (i think) 3 of us paid 60 each for front row tv side at smackdown. What a terrible show.

I don't get why they go out of their way to make Cruiser weight not feel like part of RAW and instead a dedicated pissbreak

Is that long hair dude there again?

how did they change the ropes so fast?

Jeff Jarrett

First brand split
Smackdown dominated

Second brand split
Smackdown is dominating

Why cant RAW win?

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>>1830797
>can't beat Sandow
>beats Lashley
>FOR FREE

>>1830808
Its tape over the ropes

YEEEEEEAAHH BOYYYYY

KENDRICK
KENDRICK
KENDRICK

>It wasn't even a title match


Lmao this is a joke

>>1830808
They're color-fluid.

>>1830808
also...
>THAT MAT

>>1830810
Shitty writers

>cruiserweight match
>0 flips

>just a bunch of submissions

holy fuck just end this shit. embarassing.

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Yessssss!!! He did it

PINOYS BTFO

Champ BERRIED

50/50 booking

Welcome to raw kid

>>1830816
Oh wait, they did change it to non-title
I retract my yeah boy>>1830815

>Champ taps out on raw

okay

haha yes die pinoy die

>Seth pre taped promo

Ffs this is shite
I swear he could do some other shit

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>>1830812
I mean, he didn't LOSE to Sadnow either, but even then, this is fucking weird.

>>1830807
Front and center

>>1830797
Tyler Black and Kevin Steen are fueding over the WWE title and you're reading TNA spoilers baka.

NO MERCY COMMERCIAL BETTER THAN RAW

we just came back from a commercial..

Wrestlers always lose in their hometown. How new are ya kids.

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>it's only been a half an hour

>>1830832
why would that matter?

>>1830828
Tjp just looks like the guy you'll look back on and go, "oh yeah that guy". The guy really doesn't have much in terms of presence

Wait it was non title?

>stay tuned for a taped interview with seth

a million viewers are tuning over to football right now

>>1830821
Seriously this like what the fuck I'm not watching real wrasslin

>>1830833
Remember when they made Chris Sabin champion?

>make subpar food
>muh vagina

Nice champ ya got there. He taps out to a very powerful side-headlock

Fucking manlets. No heavyweight would tap out to a move like that, not since like the 1960s, but this little fuck's little stack of dimes neck can't handle it so he has to tap.

>>1830845
it was non title phamilia

>>1830828
This whole idea of "submissions are 100% worthless, only PUSSIES ever tap out" should have stayed in the 90s trailer parks. Submissions should be dangerous and make one guy look strong, not make the other look weak. Getting punched until you can't get up makes you look weak too but trailer trash doesn't see that.

>>1830832
he can't do live promos to save his life

>>1830843
You're not gonna add anything important to these threads as usual I see.

>>1830856
literal fag

>>1830821
>Cruiserweight is flips
>Dean malenko was a master of flip
Found the pleb

>>1830848
I just remember that it happened, and that's it. I don't know who he defended against, or who beat him for the title.

>>1830848
Oh yeah, that happened.

>>1830855
what? seth had improved immensely on the stick. maybe for aw shucks face promos

Taped interviews are so shit.
Someone send help, RAW is on life support

Is Raw dead? Seems like no one watches this shit anymore.

>>1830852
>Rematch clause not used
This is not the best plan for the man with a plan

>>1830851
>He thinks wrestling is real
90% of holds dont hurt at all.

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>>1830856
Il y a des gens qui apprécie mes pics, Bubba...

>>1830860
Dean Malenko claims to be a master of a lot of things that he isn't. Let's count them

NUMBER ONE: FLIPS

Seth's just complaining about his own title reign

>>1830870
Which ones might hurt?

>>1830868
Raw is the optional companion show to smackdown

>>1830870
rest holds from randy are powerful

>>1830865
thats what happens when your top 2 pushed guys cant promo at all

>the entire roman and seth build was a bunch of taped promos

>>1830868
Wrestling will be dead in a few years

IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME

TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS

I don't understand this Rollins angle. he was HHHand picked

>>1830868
Yep, smackdown is beating raw by miles

>>1830875
Massa lock

Is seths gimmick that he's a hypocrite? because that's what im getting from this interview

oh my god this segment just won't end

>>1830881
3 month memory dammit ahchooooooo

Here live. People looked so bored during this segment. Fuck taped shit

>>1830884
Yeah he's a hypocrite smark just like his fans

>>1830884
Classic WWE face then?

Let's just get some TNA spoilers in here. This Raw is getting boring already.

>Madison Rayne is doing commentary for Xplosion with Josh Matthews

>Jade beat Laurel Van Ness on Xplosion

>Lashley's next feud is Aron Rex

>Every champion came out and put over why their division is the most important

>Billy said every champion will defend their title tonight, except DJ Z, because Team X Gold (?) is next

>DJ Z, Mandrews, and Braxton Sutter beat Marshe Rockett, Trevor Lee, and Andrew Everett

>Cody put over TNA and said he has a shot at the TNA title

>Mike "the kike" Bennett and Maria interrupted Cody & Brandi's promo, ended up in a brawl with Bennett and Maria running away

>Cody came back out and said before his title match he wants to face Bennett next week

>Gail Kim beat Sienna. Sienna, Maria, and Laurel beat down Gail post match. Allie didn't join in. Maria's rematch is a No DQ match.

>Aron Rex defeats Baron Dax in the 2nd round via submission in a Grand title match. Rounds were back to 3 minutes.

>Lashley gets to pick his opponent for his title defense, it has to be EC3, Eddie Edwards, or Moose

>Lashley picks Eddie Edwards claiming it will be the easiest match

>Eddie Edwards defeats Lashley to win the TNA World Title

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>tfw Michael Cole is your own friend

>>1830881
Yeah are they trying to make him like a renegade "tweener" face?

>>1830880
>Bayley takes on Dana Brooke in a bra and panties match

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>tfw I literally just watch this show for Seth
>that's what I get

>>1830875
The only ones I know hurt for sure are the Cross-Face and the Lion Tamer.

>>1830888
How did they react to The Man With A Plan?

>>1830891
Or just go to the TnA thread

>>1830896
he's injured so not much they can do really

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There's literally no build to this face turn

He's just randomly nicer while also saying the literal same things he did when he was heel. They didn't even change the lines

BIG BANTZ BRYAN AND BIG PRANKS CENA
GOAT SHOW

>>1830888
Nice trips.
How is it there??? Keep us posted

>>1830891
>>Lashley's next feud is Aron Rex
>>Cody put over TNA and said he has a shot at the TNA title
>>Eddie Edwards defeats Lashley to win the TNA World Title

fuck this company what the fuck.

>>1830875
The sharpshooter looks painful, specially when the one putting it on you starts shaking their head up and down really fast.

That sitdown interview was boring as shit

and another commercial

goddamn

>>1830901
He can't be that bad off? Surely healed by now or enough to do some little run in attack or some bollocks

Squash match incoming. It's a guy

Just passing by. What's happening so far?

>>1830888
Post pic of people's hand under their ass

>>1830911
C'mon don't you wanna know that amazon delivers fashion?

>>1830903
Raw has monkeys writing their shows

Why is Smackdown run like a real wrestling show and Raw is run like nobody knows what's going on?

>>1830915
It's been 100% boring so far

Roman and cruiserweights and whatever, who cares

>>1830914
but does he like BSM?

>>1830898
Good/loud reaction with men. Perkins got a reaction with kids.

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>Roman has what is basically the main championship of RAW
>Smackdown is still beating RAW by miles

I GUESS YOU BASED BIG DOG WASN'T SUCH HOT SHIT AFTER ALL

>>1830918
Pretty much

>>1830915
Roman being based and nothing else.

My boy Braun here to save the show

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>>1830919
They're just pretending to be retarded to give Smackdown a chance haha

We still got this, just need to help your shit show out with ratins

>>1830919
Raw is the show they have to make

Smack is the show they want to make

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>VP debate at the same time as SD Live
>Pres debate 2 at the same time as No Mercy

ADAM COLE

MORE SQUASH MATCHES

THE STATE OF RAW

>>1830915
Brian Kendrick beat TJ Perkins in a non-title match

Roman Reigns opened the show with a promo. Lana interrupted and the crowd chanted "Thank you, Lana"

Rusev came out and brawled with Reigns. The latter got kicked over a safety wall, and Rusev took the US title, walked up the ramp and posed with it.

Reigns came from behind him and hit a superman punch.

We're getting Reigns vs Rusev at the PPV in Hell in a Cell

ay man you know what fuck this shit

>>1830926
See>>1830924

>they are actually doing a jobber match again

Jesus can they fucking stop this?

finally the main event

Jesus christ this is boring. What's the main event?

BRRRRRAAAAUNNNN

What if he beats braun

What's Chris Hero doing out here?

>>1830927
Eater of Vanilla Midgets, Slayer of Manlets, Destroyer of Jobbers

>>1830906
It's pretty comfy desu

>>1830851
>anon says confidently as he shovels a handful of Doritos into his mouth, his chin damp with Mountain Dew

This guy takes his jobber role a bit too seriously

>>1830943
Too skinny to be Hero

>>1830891
The booking to get here is weird, but hey, Edwards is cool

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ADAM COLE, BABY!

>>1830920
Any good developments with the championship? Did Gentleman Jack appear?
>>1830926
Eh, okay.
>>1830933
Thanks senpai.

>flab silver

adam cole gained height

Ellsworth when?

>>1830891
Laurel Van Ness needs to get more into the gimmick and challenge knockouts to Evening Gown matches or have shill brands in the backstage segments.

CHASE FUCKING SILVER

>>1830930
That's a good thing, got something else to have on

>>1830930
>All of that yet Smackdown is still beating Raw

I'm here just for Kutcher and Jericho, when will this be?

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The state of this wrestler.

Why don't we get the reverse chokeslam anymore?

>Adam Cole left ROH for this shit

EAT IT YEAAAAAHHHHHH!

>>1830963
It's dumb

>>1830930
Well No Mercy will be on the network regardless

>>1830962
Is that fucking real?

The flow of that squash match sucked. Only half decent part tonight was based big dog.

>>1830962
w-what the fuck?

>>1830962
The Fuck is this

>>1830962

Holy god, what the fuck is that?

>>1830962
What a fucking idiot

>>1830962
JUST

BASED BRAUN BASED BRAUN BASED BRAUN BASED BRAUN BASED BRAUN BASED BRAUN BASED BRAUN BASED BRAUN BASED BRAUN BASED BRAUN BASED BRAUN BASED BRAUN BASED BRAUN BASED BRAUN BASED BRAUN BASED BRAUN BASED BRAUN BASED BRAUN BASED BRAUN BASED BRAUN BASED BRAUN BASED BRAUN BASED BRAUN BASED BRAUN BASED BRAUN BASED BRAUN BASED BRAUN BASED BRAUN BASED BRAUN BASED BRAUN

Braun to cancel 2016 confirmed

CHASE SILVER VS JAMES ELLSWORTH
WRESTLEMANIA FOR UNIVERSAL TITLE
MAKE THIS HAPPENY

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>>1830962

>>1830977
Been nice knowing you guys

is this whole squash match junk leading to something?

only virgins hate braun

>>1830962
The- FUCK????

Why doesnt he tell Foley?

>>1830962
You had me there, but that isn't Shaymoose. It looks like him though.

>>1830962

Absolutely disgusting

>there might not be a next week

Holy shit guys, is he going to end TIME ITSELF?

STROWMAN VS LESNAR

Braun sounds pretty old school on the mic. I like it.

RAW is legit more boring then modern ROH. Smackdown is the opposite, it's as good as Lucha Underground.

Well, at least Braun is getting better at establishing his top moves. No more of that retarded reverse chokeslam crap any more.

He showed some more charisma in the ring with the taunting but that post-match promo was just 80's cheesy style. Sounds like what One Man Gang would say (before he turned black and became Akeem)

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Bitch main even? Fuck that

>Sasha's hairline

DAT FOREHEAD

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>>1830962

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>Women's wrestling main event

>>1830977
Bout fucking time

>Girls match the main event

>>1830962
Kek, Sheamoose confirmed for woman

>Main event is women
KeK

I just got here lads, what happened so far?

holy balding

>>1830962
what the fuck is this

WHO IS BRAUNS LEGITIMATE OPPONENT THO?

Original match incoming

So the main event is a match we have seen about 10 times over the last 4-6 months.

I hope everyone turns off their TV's and the ratings plummet.

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>Strowman decent on the mic

somebody help

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>>1830962

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Women's champion match is the main event? Looks like I'm getting to bed early.

>>1830989

Lesnar is too old and weak to suplex someone like Brawn Strongman

>>1831001
Sweet. Now I can turn the show off early.

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>"WOMENS WRESTLING" main event

Smackdown Wins Again

>>1830988
ZA WARUDO

>>1831008
Lesnar obviously

>>1830997
Every time.

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>yfw Strowman opponent next week is BEEG

It's the current year, women can main event raw. Get over it.

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>>1830989
>the nuclear heat if Braun is the one to pin Bork

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>>1830986
The madman did it! Check his twitter.

>>1830962
Is her our guy?

Legit though, Sheamus is legit the most over guy in my friend group, they stopped watching once he was dropped from the main event scene.

>>1831008
The big dog

>>1830962
not "FELLA"

Her weave so look so damn cheap

Bailey looks like Ferris Bueller

>>1831008

Big Show probably haven't seen him in a while

Or Kane

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>dat forehead
>dat chin

So like how they said they will have LBGT characters is Bayley the mentally challenged character?

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>>1831023

Sasha looks even balder than before.

>>1831012
he was trying a little too hard IMO, but it's good to hear him talk

>>1830962
Sheamus went to special effects artist. Pic is from his twitter

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Watching MNF. Has RAM been good?

>>1831017
He already did it ya retard

>>1830962
explain

>womens wrestling
>only 1 joshi in the company

>>1831026
Wow, why not just tattoo it?

Anyone else suddenly want to fap to sasha?

>>1831043
No. But you will love the main event

>>1831028
kek yeah, build him with 2 billion squash matches and let him get buried by reigns in his first real match, would fit raw though

That fucking promo was as bad as porno dialogue.

Jesus that Sasha/Bayley shit was absolute cringe. Raw has lost this week and maybe the rest of the month.

BAD BOYS FOR LIFE

>>1831043
No

There's a hell of a main event coming, though

>>1831037
She is right, Faggot.

>>1831043
Women main event happening

>>1831043
i can't say it has

>>1831012
>tfw Strowman misses his best bud Bray
Just give him to Smack, they can be a GOAT tag team

CHARLOTTE VS SASHA FOR THE 20TH TIME

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>>1831023

>>1831026
It actually is real

What the fuck

>>1831024
This

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>>1831043
>raw
>good

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>>1831050
Shes cute

>>1831044

Yea but it ain't gonna be no Suplex Shitty

>>1831024

They can, doesn't me they should

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>botcha and charlotte main event

HAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

HOW DO RAWTISTS KEEP FROM KILLING THEMSELVES

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>>1831026
Why?

>>1831043
No the same Charlotte Vs Sasha match in the main event so dont bother changing channel

So what, we get like regular commercials AND WWE ones too? Yipee, just what I love, more commercials.

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>WOMENS WILL MAIN EVENT WM 35

>>1831040
nah it was good pham

>>1831025
I would mark out a bit

>>1831026
Special effects

>>1831026
It's just special effects
Movie makeup

Really well done though

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who in the FUCK chrisly here?

>People booing the Rumble location

Kek

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Steph and her Current Year agenda is making raw more unwatchable than ever

>royal rumble in SA

Should I go, /asp/? Will it be good?

>>1831026
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE WHY YOU DUMBASS?!

>>1831005
Making Ambrose's hairline look good.

How is raw so far? Should i switch from Walker Texas Ranger?

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kek

>>1831069
So he can give big show 5 suplexes and 2 F5s but not a man that weighs 120 pounds less?

Have sex

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>>1831070
Women are good wrestlers get over it.

KEVIN LOWENS

>>1831091
Nah

ROMAN VS RUSEV

BATTLE OF THE BIG GUYS

>>1831084
Class not Ass

>>1831026
Looks cool

>San Diego

0 pop for the champ

get the belt off this fat fuck now

>>1831070
>2016
>Men haven't been castrated en masse.

It's like you enjoy oppressing women.

FAT GUY IN LIT-TLE SUIT

>>1831091
No it's as bad if not worse than its been.

Roman Reigns main event or Women's main event which is worse?

>>1831089
What in the fuck was going through his head??? The madman...

>>1831047
>>1831073
>>1831089
>>1831065
WORKED

>>1831082
>>1831083
>>1831092
not worked

>>1831094

Charlotte isn't only pushed because she's Ric's daughter

>>1831092
Thank god it wasn't real.

>>1831070

That's actually the perfect time for it. The 3rd hour always loses people and no in going to watch it if the game is close in the 2nd half.

Keep the good stuff for the 8-9:30 range.

LITERALLY 0 POP OR HEAT HOLY SHIT

PATHETIC
Y2J CHANTS AND NO CHANTS FOR THE CHAMP

>Owens and Jericho
Oh look, the only 2 guys I like on RAW

This is when you have Mick 'women wrestling fan, not a weirdo at all Foley as your GM. Holy shit rawtists, how do you sleep at night?

>jericho literally has a new gimmick every other week

How can one man be so based? Why does the rest of the roster have such a hard time with this?

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>>1831051
>>1831057
>>1831060
>>1831067
>>1831075
Cheers brehs. I'll stick to watching Eli get bullied then.

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>KO dressing in a sharp suit

>Jericho still dressing like a complete homo

Who else honestly forgot KO was even champ

RAW Theme song has kind of grown on me desu


YOU WANT MORE
YOU'LL GET NOTHING FROM ME


>Captcha is literally "Cole STOP"

>>1831093

Sorry I underestimated your boyfriend. But seriously he'll probably shit his diseases guts everywhere trying to chain suplexes with Strowman.

>>1830962
it's fake, but it's real
it's a real fake thing
check his twitter

>>1831105
Intergender mix tag team match with Roman, Shasha, Bailey vs Dana, Charlotte, and Rusev

>>1830772
Ohhhj
Muh Dick!!!!!!!

>>1831112
They put Jericho with the next "main guy" all the time

>>1831117
You're on the List

>>1831108
Exactly. Go ahead Sasha, do some wrestling moves.

>>1831103
Thank god, Jerigoat gonna betray that fatman

These two are fucking great, the only reason I watch RAM.

>>1831112
There chanting Y2K jackass. You know, KO and Y2J together

>>1831116
DAMN!

>>1831118
>KO
literal who

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>Y2J getting a bigger pop than fatass

BUT ENEMIES!!!!

>Y2J segment

Okay watching Raw again

>>1831116
Oh my

>>1831116
HOT DAMN!

>>1831136
See>>1831133

El basado culo gordo y cristian jericho

>THIS FAT FUCK ''''CHAMP'''' GETTING KEKED BY JERICHO

wow fucking take the belt off this no drawing fat fuck and put it on jericho

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>suplex city chants

>"Stupid idiot" is more over than most of the roster

>tfw no JeriKO tag title reign

>>1831146

>this guy

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It makes no sense for KO to not want to do this

>MUH PRIZEFIGHTER

>the power of friendship

>jericho shoot telling the crowd to shut up

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>>1831026
lel

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>>1831148

>>1831151
>>1831151
New

>>1831151
>>1831151
New

>>1831151
>>1831151
New

>>1831151
>>1831151
New

>>1831144
*jericó

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am I the only one that thinks this is cringe

>>1831155
I'd fuck it

>>1831148
huh

Y2J Y2J Y2J Y2J

The biggest pop for the NEW DAY in your face

>>1831155
>ywn have trailer park bitches throw themselves at you

>>1831085
They're in LA. SA is their eternal rival.