Tongues Out Edition
Theme/Highlights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waHUy81jKls&list=WL&index=6
Bex on Talking Smack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_Q2iLsJAmc
Previous Thread: >>1806266
oh yeah i'd tongue her out, you get me?
>becky general
>0 posts
as expected
>>1827962
Best best best Becky
>>1827957
yes mate
>>1827944
I'd Lynch her Becks, if you know what I am talking about.
>Playing GTA V
>'The Fernando show' comes on the radio
>Laugh
The name is ruined for me
>>1827962
She has the most interesting physique among the women of the WWE. Not only on the basis of being sexy, but it's just fun to watch. It fits in with her character. It's cartoony.
I don't know exactly what I'm trying to say, but it makes her stand out. Eva Marie and Asuka are the only other two that pull it off.
Becky Balboa got them boulder shoulders. Looks damn good on her.
>>1827994
The fuck is Fernando?
>>1828220
Are you implying I'm gay for thinking Becky is hot? Dude, it's not like I'm saying I want to fuck Chyna or Nicole Bass. Let's get some perspective.
>>1828220
Follow your own advice
>>1828226
Becky looks like and sounds like a man
>>1828446
that's because of her dick
>>1828096
seen like 2 other woman wrasslers with this hair style this month
must be something in the air
>>1828515
>mum i posted the meme again!
>>1828459
I wish
Post her singing
>>1828553
'no'
>>1828472
It's a ncie hairstyle
>>1828568
Worst one ive ever seen
Jewberg's blows that shit out of the water
>>1828446
Have sex.
>>1828553
https://vid.me/E74H
The guy who made this does a lot of drugs
>>1827994
Fernando was on San Andreas as well. He was quite amusing.
>>1828225
I dont remember who Fernando is in GTA, but in real life Fernando is a dude with multiple twitter accounts who thinks Becky is his girlfriend. Hes either like 10 years old or hes deranged.
>>1828225
This based motherfucker
>>1829530
I thought carter and carter jr. btfoed you
Superior waifu coming through
>>1829617
Nah, that was BeckyLynchWaifuGuy.
>>1829690
>having a waifu that's almost 40
>>1832300
milfu
>>1829690
>ywn go on a train ride with Asuka
if anyone wants to see Becky talk about how another woman is hot, here you go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iRekFbdREI
>>1832704
Becky has yellow fever
>>1832704
live sex celebration with the asian wife after no mercy pls
>>1829690
Pls no waifu wars between the best girls
>>1833195
BeckyLynchWaifuGuy spotted
>>1829690
Terrible taste in both women and wrestling. Sure you gain smark creds at the expense of sterile NXT shows
>>1833224
Huh?
>>1833195
>>1833722
Did they?
>>1833751
'Yes'
>>1833722
CUTE!
>>1833224
I don't even know if he watched WWE. All he knew was that she was his waifu.
>>1829690
Weird to see her without make-up. She looks good though.
> yet another botch from that sloppy piece of shit ronald mcpotato
Poor fucking nattie
Enough is enough
When is vince going to bury this deaf famine-nigger and send her back to the bingo halls?
>>1834663
What are you even talking about?
>>1834683
I'm assuming hes talking about Natties teeth being knocked out, though unless I missed something I dont think we know whos fault it was.
Wizard World just loves Bex apparently https://twitter.com/WizardWorld/status/783402712775876608
>>1834719
We all fucking know whose fault it is BLWG
Thats why she is rotting on the B show. B+ecketty is a danger to the actual real talent like nA+ttie and sashA+ and needs to be stopped
>>1834843
autism
but also cute
>>1834852
>sasha is an A+
get a clue
>>1834911
> get a clue
Neowooaspie leave
>>1834843
pits
>>1834928
SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING MAN WTF
>oh anon your so funny....and cute
>>1834934
you're*
now let me lick your pits
>>1834843
>you will never see this view in person
>>1832487
oldfu/barrenfu.
>there are people here right here now that think becky will beat the queen of /asp/ and wwe/nxt Alexa Bliss
yikes - .-
>>1834998
why go on living
Lets hope our girl does more than get clobbered tonight lads
i know you probably hear this everyday but i'm your biggest fan
Bex and Nikki vs Bliss and Carmella after the commercial break here
Bliss looked strong on the go home show so Beckys retaining
>>1835752
stop bumping your shit thread
>>1835881
no
>>1835120
My fuckin dick
Beckys been pretty quiet on social media the past few days, besides the usual house show stuff. Wonder why she didn't even say anything about the raw main event.
>>1836600
how do u get these? WWE site doesnt allow right-clicking
>>1836751
One of the Becky fansites tweets out whenever they manage to get em. I used to know how to get pics directly off dot com but theyve changed their layout so many god damn times I dont remember.
>>1836738
I kindaaaa think Becky and Sasha don't like each other too much. Sasha didnt congratulate Becky after she won the belt, Becky doesnt congratulate Sasha now, etc.
>>1836763
post the ones from when My Precious Blissfu pinned and BTFO'd Becketty yet AGAIN
>>1836767
I refuse. I'll give you this though.
>>1836770
do you at least have some of My Precious Blissfu vs Nikkety? Post Blissfu pinning Becketty and I promise to post some slutty Becketty pics
>>1836763
They are good friends but her best friend is Charlotte.
>>1836774
Well fine if you insist.
>>1836777
she never really seems to interact with Sasha all that much, which has led me to believe this. And you'd think that the top face woman on one brand that came up through developmental with the top face woman on the other would give each other a shout out every once in awhile.
>>1828015
>tfw not even one(1) hat-guy image response to my post
/asp/ is slippin' ya'll
>>1836781
>he actually believed I saved slutty Becketty pics
>>1836800
god damnit.
>>1836804
Fine, ill keep my word, only because I feel some pity for her. Let it never be said that Blissfags dont pay their debts
>>1836814
Old
Crack-whore era becketty is even more disgusting than usual
>>1835031
>being barren is bad
>>1836593
inb4 nikki betrays becky after no mercy and becky is totally surprised by this
>>1836791
the board is dying
>>1836800
>they will never take turns humiliating and spitting on me, kicking my balls and using me as their footstool
>>1836896
This will happen
>>1828015
>>1836906
nah theyre probably saving that more towards the Rumble
>>1836919
>>1836906
>>1836896
>becketty mattering after No Mercy
>ever
She will lose at two consecutive ppvs to My Precious Blissfu, then she will fuck off and go get fat and smoke crack again and released. She will be a footnote in My Precious Blissfu's history book. Becketty will be remembered as the transitional champ utterly BTFO'd by the goat. In this metaphor, Blissfu is Hogan and Becketty is Iron Sheik
>>1836940
Cringe
>>1836940
>>1836940
>this is your average blissfag
Embarrassing. Even ironically posting like this is sad
>>1833224
No that's bexbro
>>1836945
>>1836969
>>1836956
>the LITERAL STATE of Beckettyfags
My Precious Blissfu is 3-0 lifetime against Becketty. Might as well call her Big Match Blissfu! The reason she has "looked so strong" is nit because theyre setting her up to lose, its because they want to establish how literally dominant she is. In this metaphor, Blissfu is Batista and Becketty is Haitch around WM 21
>>1836993
Whatever. Rubbing your face in it on Sunday will be fun.
>>1836993
Capped;)
>>1836902
have sex
>>1836993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcYBe5MxUMM
>>1828858
He was on every 3D gen game I'm pretty sure he was atleast
Bex had fun in Vegas it seems.
>>1838463
>Becky will never headlock you
>>1838463
>Going to a Casino that's Detroit themed and in downtown Vegas
Kek She really is low class trash.
>>1838242
Sasha and Bayley get ugly Christmas sweaters, Becky gets a blanket.
>>1838588
I've been watching this for like 5 minutes, what a delight she is.
heres Becky talking about mental attitudes and such https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZaOr898IEA
>>1838566
Bex betrayed yet again https://www.instagram.com/p/BLM7JTAhr0a/
>>1839873
hot
>>1838545
Oh tell me Sasha's has a reindeer on it
>>1839409
BTFO
>>1839873
i want to doggystyle her
>>1840089
if only. They barely ugly'd it up at all.
In related news, Bex also has a belt buckle. http://shop.wwe.com/becky-lynch-100%25-bad-lass-belt-buckle/W11990.html?dwvar_W11990_color=No%20Color#prefn1=superstar&prefv1=Becky+Lynch&start=3
>>1840089
Kek
>>1839833
tongue my arse, lass
>>1827962
Best outfit.
>>1837754
State of the tits.
>>1841184
>>1827962
Muh dick
Charlie called Bex her Sting http://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2016/10/05/wwe-week-wrestling-charlotte-edge-interview
>>1840841
>ywn pick up a sleepy Bex at the airport, drive her home, carry her up to bed, and tuck her in
I want to die.
Daily reminder that it's only a matter of time before Billie and Peypey come up to bury Becky.
>>1841729
>>1841375
I suppose it is appropriate. Real Life Charlotte seems quite nice though. She really values her friends.
Will YOUR GIRL destroy /spiteful/ this sunday?
>>1842244
heres a preview
>>1833722
Amazing teeth considering the line of work they're in
>>1834852
>We all know
Link?
Sounds like you're just twisting events to fit your predetermined logic.
>>1833722
>The face Becky makes when you stick your finger up her ass
>>1836763
I kinda think that Sasha had sour grapes after she had to give up her own belt due to injury and Becky had all the female spotlight for once for her win.
Sasha seems a bit moody in general anyway, what with her tirade about fans approaching her in airports and whatnot. If you dont want fans, dont do something that will expose you to millions, including crackpots and sperglords.
Becky knows all this wrestling stuff could end tomorrow so she's enjoying herself while she can.
>>1842381
yeah, if they have heat I have no doubt its Sashas fault just based on how she seems as a person.
Sorta related but I noticed on Monday (and shes probably been doing this forever and I just noticed it but whatever) that Sasha, the top face on her roster, kept saying that she was 'born to be a champion' which is the exact opposite of what Becky, the top face on her roster, has been saying these past few weeks. Maybe this is just indicative of the fact that Sasha is a shit face and Raw sucks and nothing more but I just found it a tiny bit interesting.
>>1842397
Sasha is shit in general except to suck up to smarks and even then she hates them whenever they get close to her
>>1842398
She fell into the same trap that AJ did, branding yourself as a 'nerd' seems like a bad strategy if youre a woman who doesnt want to have anything to do with actual nerds.
>>1842381
>thinking bothering people in airports is fine
Never been on one o' them fancy flyin' machines, huh yokel?
>tfw becky balboa will never tell you top o' the morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZqpThEm5AU
>>1842498
I can't understand anything she's saying, but that's part of why I love her.
>>1842497
>yokel
Not an argument
No matter what fanbase, it will have fans who will overstep boundaries. Don't show that you as the celebrity hate it, she chose fame and this type of thing comes with it. Her being approached at the time when she's tired will probably be the mildest negative experience she can have with a fan.
>>1842516
That's a yes.
>>1842521
I'm pretty certain you've never had people approach you when you want to be left alone, since it means you'll have to go outside.
>>1827944
>Becky
>Bayley
>Natalya
>Paige
>Emma
>Sara Del Ray
>Nikki Cross
>Peyton
>Ember Moon
>Skyler Moon
>Beth Phoenix
>etc., etc.
How many NXT women were sniped from SHIMMER? When will it end?
>>1842534
People have been calling SHIMMER a WWE farm since at least 2012 m8
>>1842542
[spoiler]i want to be farmed from shimmer[/spoiler]
>>1842369
That's exactly what he's doing. Nobody knows who caused it for sure and I'm betting it wasn't Becky with her shitty strikes that miss by a mile
>>1842498
God and I thought Vince was bad with stereotypes
>>1842534
>tfw portia perez is ded so she'll never be women's champ
>>1843416
It really is bullshit that WWE would probably hire someone like her now that she's dead
Reminder Becky Lynch gets name dropped as the best
Skip to 10:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQyNYaFOvHE
>>1842534
It's probably the best place to get young women wrestlers outside of making their own of course.
/bex/ and /bliss/ need to agree some kind of wager for this Sunday's match.
>>1843732
Kys cocksucker
>>1843732
>the biggest general on /asp/ acknowledging some flavour of the month general that will be dead after no mercy
>>1843732
>waifu wars
gtfo
>>1843732
/spiteful/ like barely exists at this point. Which is a bummer, i like the diva generals.
Based Cool Hands
>>1841375
>>1834852
>rawtist
>hates based becky
Please have sex
>>1844034
I unironically like this.
>>1844017
she looks happy. i can't remember the last time i ever felt genuine happiness. i hate living as me, for one day it would be cool to be someone else just to see whats like to have people around who want to talk to you and do things with you. i hope i die in my sleep
>>1844094
Have you ever been to a strip club?
>>1844094
Becky wouldnt want you to be sad mate.
new Bex merch
>>1844187
>>1844193
>>1844187
woah actually pretty cool
>>1844353
the only woman that has more merch than her is Sasha, which is pretty cool.
what the heck is this crap? did they used to be friends? why do they hate each other now? i think they should stop fighting and be friends and beat the crap out of carmella and and nikki the crimson chin bella.
>>1844034
Could work
>>1844017
>cuck trying his hardest to get even an inch on her
feel for him
>>1844195
>100% bad lass
That's going to be used for the bad kids, you'll find a lump of potato inside
>>1845102
Oh, he's had several inches on (and in) her already.
>>1844887
Maybe Bex can show her the light after she beats her tomorrow.
Also im pretty sure they ride together IRL.
>>1845299
>>1845412
Mmmmm
>>1845451
rumors are that Beckys injured and out for tomorrow
>>1846267
she's fine
>>1846267
Becky never gets injured
>>1846295
idk how she wouldve gotten injured to the point where she'd be out, she seemed to wrestle just fine on tuesday, she posted a bunch about her crossfit workout on wednesday so im assuming she didnt hurt herself doing that.
>>1846267
>chases title for 2 years
>injured immediately and vacates
KEK. Daniel Bryan has taught her his ways
>>1846267
She was fine training like 2 days ago
>>1846267
>some literal whos on Twitter
>"reports"
>not one can actually provide a source
>>1846337
Injured her shoulder training yesterday. Out for the month
>>1846366
>yfw she will be back for Survivor Series
>yfw WWE strip her of the title anyway
>yfw they never trust her brittle ass with a title again
Becky fans destroyed. It's all over
>>1846267
So she can't compete? what will they do then for tomorrow?
>>1846366
source?
>>1846385
this is the extent of what the dude that 'reported' it has said so far, no specifics yet.
I kinda thought it mightve been some type of family emergency thing but she just showed off some her new merch on Instagram, so I'm guessing its not that then.
>>1846394
I'll wait for an official confirmation. I hope they don't strip the title.
>>1846394
Super trustworthy dirtsheet dude. She's fucking done, based bliss is champ
>>1846403
Ideally, if shes hurt but wont be out for that long, they could do a thing where they try to go through with the match but Bliss just beats her down and gets disqualified for failing to stop before the ref counts to 5 or something like that.
>>1846336
She's following in the footsteps of her gay man crush, Finn.
Could mean nothing but someone in her Instagram comments says they saw her last night in downtown Nashville. So not even at the performance center to evaluate the apparent injury? If she did get injured it would have had to have happened within the last 2 days.
>>1846478
Hm. So she was in LA on wednesday, flew home on thursday according to her instagram story thing, probably went straight to Nashville due to the hurricane and everything, and (presumably) flew out to Portland this morning for a house show. Dude reported this at like 1 PM Portland time, so I doubt that she wouldve reported to the arena by then to be evaluated.
>falling for the crossfit meme
She deserved it. Based Sef won't stop until he's killed both brands.
>>1846510
It's legit. Ryan Satin has sources. His sheet broke the news about Orton last month among other things.
>>1846510
not necessarily, I mean I dont know how injury evaluation and shit actually works within WWE, she couldve been evaluated/hurt herself somewhere in there.
>>1846510
Just gonna have to wait and see I guess.
https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/784882659323281408
>>1846545
Becky must be dying inside.
>>1846545
Good. Now she is spared the "lasskicking" she was gonna get from My Precious Blissfu. Ive said all along, Becketty should just get on her knees and hand the title to Blissfu and beg her to pin her
>>1846545
BTFO
>>1846545
>Seth
>Balor
>Sasha
>Becky
Kek may as well just get rid of titles, none of these indy midgets can stay healthy
I'm legitimately bummed right now, guys.
>>1846595
she was jobbing anyway
These people need roid muscles again.
>>1846603
Becky is roided to the gills which is why her muscles are made of tissue. Memefit doesn't help
oh no its apparently her neck http://squaredcirclesirens.com/smackdown-womens-champion-becky-lynch-injured/
>>1846616
Career over, based
fuck off
>>1846738
>CRYING
>>1846616
Shame. Her push was fun while it lasted.
>>1846616
Man this is awful. She worked so hard to get to where she is and now this.
What's the state of Fernando?
fuck
>>1846835
hard to say, so far hes just used his default message with 'i hope your ok'. I'm too deflated to go back and look for it.
>>1846835
>>1846869
he still has faith she'll pull through tomorrow though
>>1846616
I caused it >>1818890#
>>1846985
I meant here >>1818930 #. Blissfu YAAAAS
>>1846988
>>1846985
Beckettyfags on suicide watch!!
no Becky on the house show tonight :/
>>1847080
I dont know how a male fan could be there and not start fapping to Bliss
>>1847080
lads why is alexa such a qt
>>1847080
>all those white girls trying so desperately hard to have ass with their tiny shots
RIP
http://comicbook.com/popculturenow/2016/10/09/wwe-s-becky-lynch-suffers-career-altering-injury/
>>1847497
BASED
>>1847129
Because I like black women with huge asses.
>at a non live show once
>ask becky lynch for autograph after show
>she ignores me
fuck this bitch
>>1847497
Jesus Christ that headline
>>1847531
BASED BECKY BTFOING NU-MALES
Bex update: "an undisclosed health issue that is not serious" https://streamable.com/7325
>>1847811
Bet she got a boob job
>>1847497
FFFFFF
RIP
I'm most concerned about her mental state. Last time she got injured she quit for 10 years.
>>1848171
Or not 10 years, you know what I meant
It means nothing, since they arent gonna tell us anything ahead of time, but WWE is still promoting the match on twitter https://twitter.com/WWE/status/785155396629659650.
>>1848255
They're probably gonna play the ''-gets attacked before the match even starts'' card and announce injury next tuesday.
That day will suck.
>>1848267
probably. I hope they do something more imaginative than just having her get jumped though. Like have her almost get run down by Bliss but she jumps out of the way and 'hurts' her ankle or something
Becky is going to squash Alexa tonight lads. Match will be less than 5 minutes. Count on it.
>>1848171
that's because she had brain damage. she'll cry for a day and get over it since this is minor
Update from PWInsider, copied from there since their website is shit
"For those of you who have written us asking about the different reports floating around that WWE Smackdown Women's champion Becky Lynch is not cleared to compete at tonight's WWE No Mercy pay-per-view, I can confirm those reports to be legitimate.
WWE sources, speaking under condition of anonymity, have told PWInsider.com that a health issue is keeping Lynch from taking bumps. There is no physical injury and she is not been suspended, but WWE officials have made the decision that she cannot take bumps until the health issue has cleared.
Lynch is at tonight's pay-per-view, so she may make an appearance or WWE may run an angle, but she will not be competing tonight."
the "there is no physical injury" bit is weird. Is it a concussion then?
>There is no physical injury and she is not been suspended, but WWE officials have made the decision that she cannot take bumps until the health issue has cleared.
scared.
>>1848493
If she was pregnant they wouldn't let her work the previous weeks at all.
>>1848493
Is she going to give birth to a Lego?
>>1848493
I feel like if she was pregnant it wouldnt be worded like it was a 'health issue'.
Apparently they've known about this issue for weeks, if she was pregnant they wouldn't have her get beatdown and all that stuff.
>>1848514
or had Bliss jump directly onto her stomach on Smackdown
>>1848515
Also that
>>1848493
Someone monitor Fernando's twitter in case this is it.
>>1848476
the brain damage is back
Becky isn't backstage
https://www.instagram.com/p/BLWhPtbgmo9/?taken-by=thaiboxer73&hl=en
>>1848652
>doesn't even get to give a cringe speech before she's stripped of the title
kek. they'll find her corpse hanging from a tree tomorrow
scs is sticking to neck injury and casey is pretty good when it comes to the women
>>1848652
thats weird. Why wouldnt they fly her out for this?
>yfw shes pregnant
>>1848767
Pre taped something at smackdown I guess
>>1848784
I guess. this whole things weird, I cant wait to get actual information.
If they take the title off Becky then consider her push over. That is a sign of faith in her as a top face being lost.
If it's not an injury, could it be some kind of infection or communicable?
>>1848852
they took it off sasha for an injury
Alexa/Becky is now happening on November 8th in Scotland.
also they said it was "due to a medical condition unrelated to any in ring activity" which...weird.
>>1849295
probably bad food poisoning or some shit
>>1848931
this
they took it off sasha and she got it back, so people shouldn't panic and think becky won't get it back as well
another thing about that are people bitching about how with sasha got it stripped but not becky; let's face it, we all knew sasha would win the belt back, with that said shouldn't getting to witness sasha "earn" the belt back be something sasha fans want to see? shouldn't they be happy to see her wrestling in more matches? And this is coming from a Bexfag, and not a Sashafag; but shouldn't you want to watch your favorite girl wrestle more? which is why i would think Sashafags would want to see her earning it back
>>1848931
they're not taking it off of becky tonight
>>1849435
I think it might be because Sashas thing was handled so weirdly. Like they immediately took the belt from her, said she was hurt, rushed Bayley up as a stop-gap, then she came back like 2 weeks later. Now with Becky nobody knows what the hells going on.
I'm glad shes only gonna be gone a month and that its apparently not that serious, but this is just kinda odd
>>1849295
preggers and needs an abortion
>>1849663
that's a fair point, we are like a deer in headlights with becky but knew sasha's reasoning's.
>Becky is keeping the title
>Gets to defeat Bliss on the first ever televised show from Scotland
BASED SMACKDOWN BOOKERS
>>1849891
kek that filename.
>>1849774
It'd be nice if Becky, like, said something here. I get that shes entitled to her privacy and everything and doesnt *have* to tell us what her medical issue is but still, this is a tiny bit disconcerting
>>1849891
Becky retaining is pretty much certain, right? If she wasn't a long term champion they would have just stripped her of the title tonight.
>>1850086
Of course, she is going to be in the title scene 95% of the time anyway on SD
>>1850086
I would think. Plus the match is happening near her homeland.
>>1849997
agree, honestly thought it was a wellness violation when it was announced the match is on the 1st but that isn't 30 days; I tend to expect the worst now with everything since all the wellness busts
>>1850244
Don't count on it. They'll phase her and Natalya out as soon as the NXT rookies have some experience
>>1848503
Abortion didn't take obviously
>>1849295
Implants?
>>1849295
She's cutting her dick off finally.
>>1849295
Botched abortion or breast implants
Bex Update
>>1850601
That is a really short thumb
>>1850601
inb4 there are ''complications'' and she's out until March
>>1850601
She's going into surgery with that much make-up on??
>>1850750
I guess. Maybe it was an emergency thing? Hopefully we learn more soon.
take this with a grain of salt
>According to WWE Doctor Chris Amann, news has surfaced about the health issues concerning WWE Smackdown's Women Champion, Becky Lynch.
>Amann reports that Becky Lynch has fallen critically ill from food poisoning which is negatively effecting her respiratory system, causing irregular breathing patterns and shortness of breath.
>Lynch is taking the necessary precautions to make sure she can make her return to a WWE ring, however she will be in a significant amount of pain and will need a minimum of 2 weeks of recovery time before being cleared by medical officials.
>US Department of Health estimates that foodborne diseases cause approximately 76 million illnesses, 325,000 hospitalizations, and 5,000 deaths in the United States each year. Known pathogens account for an estimated 14 million illnesses, 60,000 hospitalizations, and 1,800 deaths.
>>1851637
this sounds legitimate enough, but source?
>>1851986
hm. you'd think they wouldve just said that on the show. Thats a believable write up though.
>>1852008
my thoughts exactly