How do you fellow /asp/ bros react when a normie asks you "You

I mean, it sort of is.

So is CSI and all of that other trite you watch.

I don't talk to normies

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>>1826348
Why don't wrestlers look like real men anymore?

>Letting people know you watch wrestling

It's like you want to be mocked.

>>1826357
i say this wxactly

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>giving a shit what people think

>>1826348
"... duh?"

>Yeah, and?

You know nobody thinks it isn't, right?

>>1826348

I grab them and then do a F5 on them and ask "does that feel fake?"

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>>1826348
>Getting worked by normies

I just reply with "so is God".

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>>1826348

>>1826348
I say that most entertainment on TV is

Like this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zrX9Ca7LSyQ

>>1826348
"You know Game of Thrones is fake, right?"

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>>1826457

>>1826348
"That's funny I'm pretty sure I just watched it happen last night."

"You're mom's fake."

curl up into the fetal position

>>1826528
This

or

>>1826471
This

But it really doesn't come up anymore, I haven't shaved or cut my hair for two years so I look like a dangerous homeless guy

>>1826348
>talking to normies

>>1826348
So I can't like fiction?

>>1826348
"Just like tv shows and Movies."

>>1826405
Why can't I see the image? Wtf where do I get gold

>>1826581
this

I just say "yeah, no shit"

then refer to >>1826581

You kids know this is fake right?

>>1826348
"And Game of Thrones is real?"
It's a TELEVISION SHOW
FOR ENTERTAINMENT

>>1826646
no it isn't dummy

>>1826348
>Yeah, so is Game Of Thrones

say its real

>>1826561
same bruh

thank god i live in seattle, visited my sister in D.C. a few months back and it felt like everyone was watching me

Most of the time I just let out a long sign, shake my head, and turn up the volume.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMSOEBGR3yE

No ones said that since like middle school.

>>1826371
Apparently smarks care what people think, unfortunately.

I just say "yeah I know". I don't have the time to explain it to them and even if I did they wouldn't get it and call me a fag. It's better just to say you know it's fake but like it anyway

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>You know wrestling is fake , right?
Everyone does, but that's the appeal.

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>>1826348
I tell them to hold on, pull out my iPad, access my image folder, then show them
>pic related
then I nod smugly, hop on my Segway, and drive away tipping my trilby

Deny it and say the nfl and ufc is fake and gay

>>1826348
"MORE REAL THAN ANY OTHER TV SHOW, WWE RAW FEATURES LIVE DEFYING STUNS PERFORMED IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE OF THOUSNADS EVERY WEEK, PEOPLE WHO FEEL THE NEED TO TELL ME WRESTLING ISN'T REAL CLEARLY DON'T WATCH WRESTLING, BECAUSE THE SHOW FEATURES UNDEAD WIZARD, LEPRECHAUNS, AN EVIL GROUP OF MALE CHEERLEADERS, THIS SHOW DOES NOT PRETEND TO BE AN ATHLETIC COMPEITION, INSTEAD IT'S A TV SHOW, ABOUT A WRESTLING SHOW. IT HAS MORE IN COMMON WITH GAME OF THRONES THAN IT DOES UFC."

>>1826348

>normies

First of all >>>/r9k/ you deplorable dummy

Secondly, I don't watch wrestling nearly enough for anyone to ask me about it

Thirdly, if someone did tell me it was fake I wouldn't care cause I know it is, and knowing this isn't offensive in any way. It is quite literally a circus show.

So is your life

Then i snap his neck with a ddt

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>>1826348
>Yeah there's nothing else on at this time, it's good background noise
Legit said that the other day, which is true with the shit WWE is feeding us at the moment.

>>1833237
>only /r9k/ uses normie
Kill yourself you f/a/ggot. Go back to your /a/utism board triggered by everything under the sun.

>duhbuh so is le game of thrones
Is Game of Thrones meant to be mimicking actual combat sports?
Wrestling fans display an alarming lack of self-awareness.

>>1833860
It's meant to be mimicking actual dragons

>>1833860
>Is Game of Thrones meant to be mimicking actual combat sports?

You tell me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekegQVj0GDw

>>1826348
So is GoT, Dexter, HIMYM, Breaking Bad and CSI. The fuck is your point?

>>1833991
>HIMYM
>2016

topical

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>>1826363
They do

I used to show them videos of mick foley matches, like you know, that king of the death match japan stuff or the classic King of the ring thing in 1998.

Then I tell them that's all about a story, and that there is indeed fake stuff here and there but the dudes put their life on the job all the same and that's all about fun.

And usually, I would get people into wrestling like that, but nowadays I don't give a fuck, the product is so fucking bad I just can't defend it, the best thing I can say is "Smackdown isn't a waste of time, maybe you should watch it", kinda sad desu

>>1834090
And your proof is a picture of a pair of faggots and Cesaro?

>>1834168
>getting worked by such obvious bait

Suck it, nerd.

>>1826348
>you know shakespeare is fake, right?

>>1826348
"Lose weight"

>>1826457
*tips*

>letting people know you watch wrestling in the first place

but if it comes up, i usually just say almost everything else on tv is "fake" too.

people literally marking out for shows like game of thrones or walking dead are no different.

at least if you're an adult who watches wrestling, you can always attribute it to the whole nostalgia thing when you were a kid.

>>1826348
Vehemently insist that it's real and argue with them

>>1826492
Was it a work?

>>1826348
>implying I go outside

>>1836566
kek. this

"nah it's not fake. do you think getting slammed or jumping off the ropes doesn't hurt?"

"No, they just know how to land so it doesn't hurt."

Crack open two beers, smash those fuckers together over my head, guzzle both of them at the same time (because I'm that much of a hardass), introduce the other person to both of my middle fingers, give them a Stone Cold Stunner, ask them if that was fake, and then tell them that's the bottom line.