Championship Debut Edition
Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brKJeHNPfoY
Highlights: https://youtu.be/mY5DHiQ1NYg?t=25m56s
Previous Thread: >>1744634
First for Nia Jax
Reminder that she took the title to bed with her.
>>1752346
Still weird to see her with a title
>>1752346
That belt looks too big for her waist
They should have really given the title to Nikki Bella or Carmella and should have built up potato jobber's title win for something bigger like Mania
>>1752406
Where should Emma and Asuka go? Raw or SDL?
Post more awkward pics like this
>>1752409
Smackdown for both.
>>1752409
Smackdown for Asuka at least, Raw already has more 'names' than Smackdown does
>>1752416
>make becky get screwed out of the title
>Carmella gets monster heat level
>fans go crazily behind Becky in support
>Massive win at Mania, instead of an opening contest win at a "Smackdown extended" event
How is that shit?
>>1752409
They would be completely wasted on Raw. Having the three best women on one brand would make me erect. Horsetties would not stand a chance at competeing with SD's girls then.
>>1752409
Emma should be paired with Billie Kay and Peyton for a "Shitposting Stable" gimmick on Raw. They should be Australian shitposters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmOsP7CAF9Y
>>1752426
Carmella is fucking shit. Having her hold the title for 7 months would be an absolute disaster. Becky has waited long enough, not everything has to be at Wrestlemania. Fans are already as behind her as they'll get
>>1752409
SDL. I want Emma to defeat Becky at Mania for the title. Asuka can arrive shortly after and then you have months worth of great shit there
>Emma vs Becky
>Emma vs Asuka
>Asuka vs Becky
On Raw Emma and Asuka would just job to Sasha and Bayley for the rest of their days
>>1752406
>Nikki
"nope"
>>1752437
Billie Kay behaves like an uptight cunt, can't believe they're building Becky Lynch up only to job to her
>>1752409
Asuka is probably never leaving NXT. If she does then definitely Smackdown. I will be salty as fuck if I don't get to see her and Becky feud at least once. They're trying to book all the women on SDL more or less equal though so I don't know if Asuka would be as powerful as she is on NXT
Emma should be Smackdown also. It makes more sense to have her go after Becky since they never finished the feud
>>1752481
Asuka will probably get toned down a bit. By that I mean she's not going to be no selling and squashing people anymore. I'd like to think she'll still be the clear top dog though, just with more competitive matches.
Part of me wants to see her destroy Becky to immediately get established as a big deal (by this point I'm assuming a win over Becky will actually mean something due to a hopefully long title reign). Then again you can't have her be too strong because of how few women there are
>>1752406
>new era
>new belt
>LOL PUT IT ON NIKKI
Fuck off m8, that would be some backwards shit.
>>1752498
I'd rather see them kept apart for a good while. A properly booked Becky is the single most believable opponent Asuka will ever have in WWE. She's bigger, stronger and has the technical skill that every other woman lacks. Nia had the size but couldn't compete with Asuka's relentless use of submission holds and reversals. Becky would do much better in that regard, so I'd like it to be a match that they slowly build to.
>>1752527
This is the right way. I get the temptation to have the most beloved woman get brutally beaten right away. It would definitely make Asuka look good but then you've blown your load on that match already. IMO from a wrestling standpoint Asuka vs Becky is the peak of this generation of women, it's not going to get better than these two. I want it to be saved and treated like a big deal within their division
>>1752558
I dunno man, Asuka coming in and cleaning house then Becky having to chase the belt again might be good. She's a natural underdog after all, so when she starts to decline as champ change it up.
>>1752558
I agree but come on, Asuka is 35 and Becky is 29. They'll probably going to focus more on younger women in the coming years. This is likely just a 'thanks for your hard work' reign for Becky. I don't see her being treated like the top girl and *the* person to beat. They'll give the Asuka rub to Bliss or some shit.
Based bookies
Beckys got her sideplates lads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vHeGFOil2E
https://twitter.com/WWECommunity/status/775717083485208576
prob better than the stone cold podcast
>>1752757
Who cares
>>1752786
>Jeff in tears
>>1752789
Who?
>>1752757
Neat
>>1752558
So ugly
>>1752757
Wish they woulda went with the Bad Lass gears instead of the Starbecks logo but still, neat!
>>1752757
Man it's cool to finally have main roster champions I can care about and really get behind.
>>1752849
U sound like a virgin
>>1752844
>Starbecks
Kek
>>1752757
Can't wait to see her wear it tonight
>>1752757
even in the logo she looks autism
>>1752757
If they ever let Naomi have a pitty run will she have watermellon plates?
>>1752863
>"her"
>>1752456
Where has this "Billie Kay is getting pushed" meme even came from? All she's done on NXT is job to that new girl.
>>1752406
Hi Cena.
First five minutes of her panel Sunday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjMRjKMRLfg
I was never really a big fan of Becky, and looks-wise she is no Alexa Bliss, but lets not kid ourseleves, Becky is a hot bitch, and her particular form of autism is endearing. Even though she talks like a deaf person, she is still been pretty cool and a cutie ad the champion. Better she be champion than Nikki Ceanswhore
>>1752913
I hope theres full audio of it soon like there was with the last one
>>1752930
Nikki Bella is a way better wrestler than Becketty
>>1752874
It's one autist trying to force it
Reminder that Becky is fucking champion
>>1752426
Because it's fucking stupid. If you wait too long to pull the trigger on the most over talent in the ring and hold it off for months on end, that heat will eventually die down and by Mania time there'd be no point because nobody would care. Fuck that slow-burn horseshit.
>>1752866
T. Actual autistic fag who wants to play edgy
Based my girl Bex. I always knew she'd do it.
>>1752985
Bex Champ=Best Champ
>>1752985
Looks like a tranny
>>1752930
>Becky
>hot bitch
Try again
>>1752985
She's dropping it tonight. Look for her dad in attendance. Murphy is backstage.
So they're going to force her to give the old feminist speech tonight right? The other three have all done it
>>1753040
I'll be changing the channel if they do
>>1753003
Her side plates should just be her arms and shoulders
>>1753040
shes not as hardcore feminist as the rest of them are so I doubt it
https://www.wwe.com/videos/becky-lynch-is-photographed-as-smackdown-womens-champion-wwe-com-exclusive-sept-13-2016
It looks so good on her
>>1753061
>implying she has a choice
>>1753077
I'm so paranoid she's dropping it within a month
>>1753101
>month
>not week
kek
>>1753101
She is holding it until Wrestlemania
>>1753117
>>1752986
Slow burn always sounds good in theory, and it wouldve been really cool to see her get that moment at Wrestlemania, but were just too far out from then. Another 6-7 months of her chasing wouldve been brutal, unless you took her off TV for a good chunk of that time, which also would be bad.
>>1753117
Nah she will lose it by November. This won't be a long reign
>>1753160
This
>>1753077
youtube link, fuck their website https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAPhiSWTcLA&feature=youtu.be&a
>>1753105
shut up you cunt
So much salt in these comments. Fuck you'd swear Eve Marie got her hands on the belt.
Face it, you've probably got the best in the roster at the moment in time holding the belt (Nattie aside). Deal with it
>>1753160
There is literally no one else with enough momentum to justify a title switch. Lets see
Bella: no one cares
Naomi: an entrance, other than that no
Carmella: r fuckin 'avin a laugh? no
Nattie: Her repeated losses at title matches mean the wwe basically see her as enhancement talent and mother hen, no belt for you
>>1753621
its just the same one person that hates her arguing with himself
>>1753595
Becky should be spending more time with her children, I hope Luke can take care of then while she is working so much.
>>1753639
It's still funny that the brand split has actually weakened the women's division even further than it already was.
>>1752930
>and looks-wise she is no Alexa Bliss
a blonde midget? this is what you find attractive?
ok mate
>>1753664
someone needs to put food on the table
>>1753621
Becky > Natalya easily
>>1753650
Exactly right. The few anons that are dumb enough to fall for the bait quickly learn.
>>1753664
She has kids?
>>1753639
Are you implying WWE cares about whether shit makes sense? Nikki will win it the moment she's done burying Carmella.
>>1753708
Its Heaths new shirt
>>1753708
Her boyfriend does. She's a cuckadoodledoo
>>1752859
>>1753725
Excellent
>>1753717
Literally nothing wrong with helping your partner raise their children.
>>1753742
if anything his baby momma got cucked.
>>1753822
Sexy becky
THAT SHOULD BE ALEXAS BELT WHAT THE ACTUAL LITERAL FUCK, WHY DID THEY GIVE THE BELT TO BECKY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALEXA A CUTE ALEXA BEST WRESTLER AND ALEXA MOST TALENTED WWWWWWEEEEE WHAT THE FUCK GIVE HER THE BELT PLEEEASSSSSSEEEE
>>1753822
So fat
>>1753822
best shoulders in the company
>>1753822
best pits in the biz
>>1753988
>>1754099
>ywn lick her shoulders just for a prank
>>1754099
Didgusting
>>1754031
I want to drill a hole in them and fuck until I cum
>>1754099
>people find this thing attractive
>>1754099
I wish they sold plushies of becks' arms and pits
>>1754284
theyre leaving money on the table by not making pillows molded to be like Beckys arm/shoulder/armpit area
Why does this ugly bitch have a general? Is it just a couple of potatonig masturbators keeping it alive all the time? She sucks so bad.
>>1752834
queer
>>1753969
they did it just so you'd have an excuse to use your caps lock
>>1754524
the better question is, why are you flame posting? not getting any attention irl?
Becky Balboa in Philly tonight lads, so excited.
Do you guys think she took that belt home and got naked and rubbed it up all over her body?
>>1754610
She did say in her backstage interview that she was gonna take it to bed with her. So yes.
>>1753742
This is the worst thing I have ever read online
Fatal 5 way Number 1 contenders match tonight, so no wrestling for Bex tonight then :/. Hopefully she's on Talking Smack or something.
>>1754666
Champions shouldn't wrestle on free TV aynway
>>1754652
those fucking fake lips
>>1754666
>Nikki couldn't even let Becky hold the title for more than a month before deciding it's shovel time
Wew. Enjoy this while it lasts
>>1754700
It'd be awesome if it went back to that
>>1754666
Naomi, Bliss, Carmella or Natalya winning = Becky retains
Nikki winning = it's ogre
>>1754700
Can't do that in today's wrestling
>tfw watching this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xis0utkw1p8
>and this is bex now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWCt_EBNTTg
I'm so glad we won't have to suffer through the treatment bex was getting pre-brand split again.
>>1755119
She's so fucking depressed at that betrayal, fucking kill yourself, Natty.
>>1753969
rude
>beckys promo
>>1755156
it was very heartbreaking. very sad. I'm just glad we won't be see the bex suffering as badly no more.
>>1755842
Too bad she's a hardcore babyface, because I'd love to have seen Natalya get her comeuppance in a more satisfying wayt hen some random win at SD or whatever it was.
>>1755871
yeah. A punished bex heel turn storyline would have been cool.
>>1755776
So ugly
>>1755903
I was expecting the betrayals to make her snap, but her heart is too strong, she's pretty much too good for this world.
Bex/Bliss title feud, this is gonna be so good
>>1755998
Not that I care, but what happened to Nikki's push?
/bex/ sucks.
Our wrestlefu will win the title.
Just you wait
t. /spiteful/
>>1756011
I kinda think theyre just testing out whether her neck will hold up before they throw her into something major
>ywn be lovingly clutched to Bex's chest
why live
>>1755842
Until October 8th
>>1755998
Yeah, looking forward to seeing Bliss break up her own pins!
>>1756011
She has to bury Carmella first to get back into the swing of things. Once that's done she'll ready the shovel for Becky
How does it feel knowing /bliss/ will win?
>>1755998
Bliss is shit in the ring tho
>>1756156
Is /bliss/ even a thing? I mean, what the fuck do you even talk about? kek
>>1756164
She's alright. I've only seen one match but she had nice stiff punches which is more than any other woman can say.
>>1756198
Nataly's spinning lariat is the worst executed move I've seen in Wrestling for a while.
>>1756164
she cant sell or take anyones offense for shit, but I really like her. and not just because she makes me hard as fuck
>>1756172
they fap
Just like Becky's title, this thread now belongs to Bliss
>>1752346
The belt looks better than the RAW one desu. red and white looks like a jam tart.
>COME AT ME BROOOOOOS
literally got up and changed the channel. alexa was the only good thing about that match. a 5'1 qt that never botches, she should be the real champion.
>>1757559
>>1757565
>>1757540
Just like the last aborted attempt from Eva fags to take over the board
>>1757582
>>1757582
Except Alexa is actually talented and pretty.
>>1757584
Are you the dunce who broke up a pin off your opponent at the match in Backlash?
>>1757590
Becky is disgusting
>>1752406
As much as I hate to admit it, yes. But not Nikki.
I guess...Natalya. She's a neutral party that putting it on won't damage any long-term plans, and having her as the first champion is not the end of the world.
>>1757598
I came buckets
>>1757598
>>1757631
Gross
>>1757694
Where are those tits normally?
>>1757825
>not knowing about push-up bras
18+
touch a titty
>>1757694
wew lad her shoulders are almost charlotte tier now
>>1757540
>womanlet even thinking she can compete with Becky
so much fucking salt in this thread now that she won a title AND B-liss is going to do the job at No Mercy lmao
>>1758445
DELETE THIS
ALEXA WILL WIN
>>1758445
Reminder that Becky will make her tap in under 8 minutes
>>1758332
Don't be so sure that she's retaining. This is WWE and she is Becky Lynch.
What did he mean by this?
>>1758479
real recognize real
Both sides of this argument convinced me life is no longer worth living since I will never see Becky Lynch and Alexa Bliss lez out, they're both so adorable and feisty
>>1758482
DID THEY?
Beckys gonna make so many short jokes
>>1758514
Not in 2016, that would be sexist and body shaming
>>1758534
eh, Sasha gets away with calling Dana Miss Piggy all the time, height shaming is probably fine.
Imagine how far shes gonna get Bexplexed across the ring
>>1758514
>turning becky into the generic le condescending asshole babyface
Please no
Bex gonna be detained for this tweet.
>>1758766
>WWE has come to terms on the release of Rebecca Quin (Becky Lynch) as of Wednesday, Sep. 14. We wish Rebecca all the best in her future endeavors.
>>1758766
You just know that someone, somewhere, is legitimately offended by this
>>1758766
such a dumb whore. Where will you be when Alexa is BTFO's Becketty?
>>1758894
>Where will you be when Alexa is BTFO's Becketty?
Asleep, because the only place that could happen is in a nightmare.
>>1758894
>Alexa is Blows the fuck outs of Becketty
Do you even English?
>>1758766
Becky confirmed for IRA.
>>1758766
How many complaints do we have to make before the deaf downie gets arrested?
>>1758470
this, WWE is out to make the becks' fans suffer as much as possible.
Becky seemed to get really pissed off after grabbing Carmellas ass
>>1758894
>those love handles
>dat tummy
MY DICK IS GOING TO EXPLODE
>>1759111
Waste of trips Tyrone.
>>1758470
becky needs to drop the belt to Naomi. alexa is to green
>>1759080
She doesnt have enough of it and Becky wasn't having fuckin any of that
>>1759120
She may be green but she's better than Naomi
>>1759141
naomi is thiccer and has a better entrance tho
>>1759120
>a whore Harambe dindu gibsmedat
>deserving the belt more than a LITERAL GODDESS
Fuck off, tyrone dont you have some fat ehite woman to fuck
>>1759147
>not being down with the thiccness
gain height
>>1759146
Yes she is thicc as fuck and gives me a boner but the belt is only for good wrasslers. She is Titus Oneil tier.
>>1759155
>good wrasslers
Then everybody but Becky is disqualified from holding it I guess. 434 days here we come
>>1759165
and then she'll lose it the rock
>>1759165
>my waifu is the only good wrassler
Have sex.
>>1759165
I'm ready for this
Why are the Irish so dominant in the WWE?
>>1759180
Vince MICKman.
>>1759170
Damn the other boards are right when they say the "have sex" meme is not catchy
>>1759185
>>1759180
Because of the ancient order of hibernians controlling the world from the shadows.
>>1759170
I don't have waifus, project onto somebody else. She's simply the best
>>1759170
>he thinks any of the other ''''''''''''''''''''wrestlers'''''''''''''' in smackdown's division are good
>I don't have waifus, project onto somebody else. She's simply the best
>>1759180
We're a charming people
Becky talks like ""she"" has a mouth full of dick
>>1759325
You would know. I'm sure you're very experienced with being in that situation
>>1759337
Yes ya mum is always has mine in her mouth
Bex finally gonna get her well earned and well deserved championship shagging
>>1759397
how big do you think the belts dick is
>>1759397
Feel free to come out of the closet anytime
>>1759397
Lose weight
>>1759397
>following his waifu's boyfriend's snapchat
>>1759402
5.5 inches. That's more than enough
>>1759185
to be honest the have sex doesn't really inspire any banter or any clever meme. so yeah it's definitely overrated. there's nothing about it that you can really create from it to make it fun
>>1759571
The fact that most people have had sex makes it even shittier
>>1759582
Yeah, hahahaha thats what makes the meme so shit, iv definitrly put my penis in a vagina, as has almost everyone else
>>1759594
>such a virgin he can't even comprehend the fact that other people aren't
Jesus. There's still time you know
Bex just loves that belt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruZQPHWxz1g&feature=youtu.be
>>1760247
>ywn have an opportunity to smell Becky's pussy juices on that belt
Why even go on living?
>>1760247
Waited all day for this interview
>>1760273
U should've been lifting weights or having sex during that time ya fucking loser
>>1760358
>SEETHING
>>1760361
Yes ya r
>>1760247
Never in my life have I seen somebody so excited about winning a fake championship. It's cute
>>1760380
it's the true championship. smackdown is the superior show so it has the superior title
>>1760358
I fucked last night you dirty fenian
Is it autism?
Becky sounds like a deaf tranny.
>>1760380
It's called acting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruZQPHWxz1g
she's so cute
>>1760380
it´s what the championship represents famalam
she's like an autism kid that got the present she wanted so much and needs to show everyone what it can do.
2 cute
>>1760506
>""she""
>>1760563
>you will never hang with bex as she excitedly talks nonstop about her championship and you just smile and nod
Reminder that she is simply looking after the title until.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JFqy5QnOZQ
>>1760563
I feel so bad for your parents
>>1760563
>>1760576
bukkake roll
>>1760563
When she told the story about the 8 year old and her prying the belt from his hands and the story just went nowhere, that's what finally convinced me she has autism.
I love her so much lads
>>1760563
Wow she has seriously been hitting the weights and getting a clue. She looks huge compared to most of the other women
>>1760596
Didn't she had a head injury a long time ago?
Because she might legit be a little bit "off".
>>1760606
10 years ago this month
>>1760573
If there's anyone worthy of beating Becky it's the best in the world
>>1760573
Can't wait. It's going to be a great match one day.
>>1760596
She's definitely autistic. But it's cute harmless autism
>>1760573
Asuka isn't going to be on the main roster.
Spoiler: Neither will Itami or Nakamura.
>>1760614
> best in the world
> got outshone by dana brooke at her first ppv
> made bayboon look like shit because she can only wrestle her own shitty monkey style
Take the sliteyed weeb glasses off and leave the basement for once you chortling cunt
>>1760627
I agree on Asuka and Itami, but Nakamura will be for sure, WWE would be too crazy to waste him.
>>1760636
They're probably paying him too much to waste him
>>1760606
She damaged her 8th cranial nerve and suffered dizziness, headaches, buzzing in her ear etc. It wasn't the 'you're retarded now' type of head injury, it wasn't any of the real important bits of the brain. Seems to have healed now anyway
>>1760627
Will the absolute state of the women's division, she will be. It's paper thin
>>1760640
She forgets to kick out at 2 and thinks pretending to be a more cringey and autistic lita is entertaining, the head injury fucked her up
Add that to the fact she is irish who all only have 3/4s the cognitive power of the superior anglo anyway, and you are left with a deaf downie with mashed potato for brains
>>1760635
>SEETHING
>>1760635
Huh?
>>1760506
>my precioussss
I am so hopelessly in love with her that I want to fucking die.
happier times
new Becky interviews
http://www.skysports.com/wwe/news/14203/10577944/wwe-becky-lynch-air-hostess-to-smackdown-womens-champion
http://www.newstalk.com/From-Baldoyle-to-the-big-time:-Becky-Lynch-on-life-in-the-WWE
>>1759285
t. /blissful+spiteful/
>>1752346
Why does Rovert keep making these threads?
>>1762305
This is the most insulting thing I've been called in /Bex/ yet
>>1762317
Lose weight
>>1762266
Nakamura and Asuka don't need to speak english, just give them a manager like paul heyman
>>1762266
>Shinsuke is really bad at English
Literally better at it than Roman
http://pastebin.com/PZekzdV7
someone actually wrote a fic
>>1759172
And again with the arm length gloves <3
>>1759397
Where's his belt?
>>1763362
What the hell
>>1763362
Becketty fans are cancer
>>1763362
What the fuck
>>1763362
The fucking state of becketty fags
Pure unadulterated cancer
>>1763652
it's supposed to be a "hell girl" cross.
I thought it was /spiteful/ meets /a/, but it's actually becyfag autism.
Championship Photoshoot Lads
STEROID CITY *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
>>1764215
stay worked
>>1764209
She's a jacked 'white' girl, deal with it
>>1764246
based becky working asp
>>1764243
That belt is way too wide for a woman
>>1764258
But becketty is not a woman
>>1764231
Why doesn't she show more skin
REEEEEEEE
>>1764259
This is just beyond pathetic now JeF-f
>>1764260
Bex likes to leave some mystery
>>1764260
>"she"
>>1764267
I need her bellybutton in my life every week
>>1764271
>>1764281
>That Bellybutton
>That Shoulder
Nice work anon
>>1764286
happy to help
>>1764283
you're pathetic. is insulting becky the only thing you do all day?
>>1764305
I can guarantee she's a fantastic cuddler
>>1764326
Cringe
>>1764326
do you think Beckys a big spoon or a little spoon type of gal
>>1764260
Low self esteem
>>1764361
And very ugly
>>1764337
Well she loves little guys so I'm thinking big spoon. I wouldn't mind that not one bit, with her powerful muscular arms wrapped around my fat belly and her head resting on my shoulder I would not even want to fall asleep, just live forever in that moment
>>1764447
>ywn feel Beckys breath on your neck as she sleeps
why continue living
>>1764467
I kind of want to die tbch
>>1764281
Based Becky working the Blissfags