INAUGURAL CHAMP EDITION
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Highlights: https://twitter.com/WWE/status/775131542473420800
Previous Thread: >>1719270
>her hair is still wishing troll orange instead of something like blue or purple
Whoaaaooo Oh
Down those pints of Guiness yer fecking ejits
I want to hold her while she cries of happiness.
>>1744691
I wanna hug her so bad
I think Becky legit cried her eyes out.
As happy as I am that Bex won, I'm kinda bummed she didn't really get to do more in the match. And that her gear wasn't cooler.
>>1744793
Hey I think she did 3 or 4 Bexploders in a row (although JBL called them Bexplex's for some reason...) even though her Straight Fire sequence was interrupted AGAIN, that was pretty awesome, not often you see a Wrestler seal the deal by just going ham with their signature like that.
It's a huge deal for that her submission holdi s so bleh though, not really that hype.
pits of a champion, lads
>>1744653
hmmm
>>1744634
https://youtu.be/OWCt_EBNTTg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWCt_EBNTTg
she's so CUTE
>>1745011
I've never been happier for someone I dont know before.
>>1745011
>the championship is coming to bed with her
>I never will
why fucking live
This thread is horrible
>>1745011
>Guy walks out evelvator
>She pauses and looks at him
>"Hello!... Women's champion.. :3"
>That legitimate excitement just after
She's too damn cute. Never felt happier for any women's title win before.
>>1745011
>taking to bed
L-lewd...
>>1745011
>""""she""""
>>1745202
Talks like a fucking retard
>>1745202
CUTE.
>>1745226
piss off mate, you lost
Super hype that Bex got to be the first to hold it, but I'm fully prepared for Nikki Cena to take it on Tuesday night.
I hope they view a long first reign as a way to legitimize the new belt though.
>>1745258
>WWE repeating 2 days with Nikki as Orton
Holy shit will that go badly.
>>1745272
Well the event WAS called Backlash...
I don't care what you all say, she is a good looking woman. Dumpy, Irish ass but beautiful face.
everyone congratulated her but Sasha. Hmmmmmm.
>>1745376
Sasha's just salty she's the only Horsewoman (no pun intended) to have not only been injured, but had to have vacate the title due to injury.
>>1745243
Nasty man shoulders
>didn't fucking cry like a little bitch
Instantly best Horsewoman.
>>1745393
They are beautiful.
I want her to beat me up.
>>1745426
Thats because ""shes"" a he
>>1745388
>vacate the title
She dropped it back to Charlotte you nong
Becky has some endearing autism.
Becky is extremely ugly
>>1745426
She sorta did like immediately after the match but then in both her interviews I don't think it actually sunk in for her yet.
Even if she had, and I admit that I'm biased, but I'm more ok with her crying than the other 3. She's had such a long road and had to overcome so many obstacles to get to where she is, I think she's earned the right to cry a little bit
>>1745494
God you sound like such a fucking beta
>>1745500
t. omega posing as an alpha on the internet while his tendies cook
>>1745506
t. beta projecting
>>1745272
Smackdown won't follow Raw with Finn Balor and the Universal Championship. Granted, that was vacated due to injury, but surely he was going to hold it for at least four months.
Is she equal to Charlotte? Or is her title the B-title?
>>1745542
It's the B title by virtue of being new, but she's better than Charlotte.
DESU unless RAW gets its shit together this will be the A title in 12 months. The depth of the womens division on the red team is sad compared to the blue.
>>1745542
Becketty will always be a B player
>>1745542
Its probably the B-Title but its not like Charlottes is that much above it. Its what, like 6 months older?
>>1745547
That's what happens when you focus your entire division on Ric Flair, Jay Leno and an injured horse while ignoring the rest of the women
>>1745554
Charlotte's is a renamed Divas belt, so it's got years of "history" behind it.
>>1745558
Exactly m8. I could have imagined them splitting the good workers on one show and the models on the other, but the way they stacked Smackdown's roster was amazing. If Asuka doesn't go to RAW to carry the show they're fucked.
>>1745564
it doesnt share the lineage though does it?
>>1745572
Yes/No
>>1745593
Didn't they unify the Women's and Divas Championships at some point (2012/13?)
>>1745601
Shut up
>>1745601
It wasn't the RAW Women's Title before the brand split bro. Like I said, they revised it.
Between Wrestlemania and Botcha Banks winning they counted Charlotte's reign as combined time holding the Divas and Women's Division belts.
>>1745600
They did, but it's not like the divas belt absorbed the women's belts history when they did it
>>1745616
The WWE championship is every world champ belt from every territory the WWE bought out, which is why Flair is a 16 time champ - they're counting his time in the NWA.
>>1745620
They don't say Flair was a 16 time WWE champ though, they say he's a 16 time world champ
I legit teared up a little desu.
>>1745745
inb4 salty Blissmarks and RAWtists mocking Bexbros for getting behind good TV.
>>1745745
Looks like a tranny
Delighted for her. What a moment.
>>1745011
She's just too cute.
>>1744634
Reminder that she's dropping it on Smackdown
>>1745426
She did cry, she just didn't go on a shitty ''wimmins wreslin:)'' speech like the other three would
Reckon they're going to restart the Natalya feud and that'll be the title match for No Mercy.
I'm OK with that.
>>1745897
I don't follow the girls that much, why does she dress like this? Is there some gimmick reason or she just dresses like a cosplayer and that's it?
>>1746067
Well her gimmick is 'le quirky grill' but she's either really committed to kayfabe or she actually is a goofy adorkable mess.
>>1744875
Oh fuck yes!!!!!
>>1746067
She's legitimately autistic
Ya'll know she's dropping it to Eva in 8 days right?
>>1745011
Aw I'm happy for her
>>1746121
Yeah, remember when Reigns won the title right back after returning from his suspension?
>>1745011
autism
>>1746142
Yeah this. I say she's keeping the belt until the New Year at least.
Eva's likely going to be fed to Nikki when she comes back and Nikki's done with Carmella, she's doing a film very soon too so probably won't appear for a while.
They kept Becky and Nikki apart last night so I think that's going to be the big clash eventually.
>>1746142
Reigns is not becketty. This week will be the only gold she ever holds in her worthless career
>>1745011
Cute as fuck
>>1745011
>giggling and spilling spaghetti at the end
I wanna hug her so bad
>the absolute buttdevastation of sasha marks
>based becky is champ
>banks is getting dropped for bayley
>>1746171
>Jeff so fuming he can't even follow a basic analogy
Your tears are most delicious.
>>1745437
Imagine being this butthurt,
Your life must be really bad m8.
>>1745011
How could anybody hate this loveable qt
>>1746398
I imagine it's like post-purchase rationalization, when what you've bought into is the hype around Sasha Banks.
>>1746181
THANK YOU BASED VINCE
>>1744634
That title belt is so stiff lol see when she put it on her shoulder?
How many of these moves did we see last night?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fs38zXd0XMU
very glad to see that she actually won the belt last night and this wasnt just something that I dreamed
>>1746506
She didn't do anything except the suplexes, disarmer and springboard kick thing. She's so fucking watered down now, there's none of the technical wrestling she was known for on the indies left.
>>1746612
Unironically kill yourself
>>1746612
She did 3 Bexplexes in a row, can't remember on who because everyone who isn't Nikki or Becky is fucking forgettable but they were rekt to fuck afterwards.
>>1746615
No u
>>1746612
yeah I didnt like that at all. Bliss and Naomi got some nice spots in, don't know why they didnt let Becky :/. Maybe it was to make us doubt that she'd actually get it done this time?
>>1746622
Man there is no flexibility in that thing at all. It's like a cardboard cutout
>>1746633
>>1746647
SHE WON THE CHAMPIONSHIP AND YOU KEKS STILL COMPLAIN 18+ AND BENOIT YOURSELVES, HERE IS A GIF OF SASHA LANDING ON HEAD TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT THIS THREAD
>>1746663
New leather is like that. You need to break it in before it will bend properly.
t. worked in a shoe store for too fucking long
>>1746683
Hope we see that again in the near future.
>>1746683
more ded sasha
>>1746858
I can only get so hard, man.
>>1746858
I LOVE IT MAGGLE
>>1747241
Did they?
Bex still in disbelief
>>1747311
Looks like a legit retard
>>1747311
If you didn't tweet a congratulatory message to her on Twitter after the match then gtfo out this thread
>>1747318
her mentions were amazing last night, soooo many people happy for her.
>>1747325
Just imagine being part of that, and being a reason she felt good that day. A very slight way of giving back, feels good.
>>1747331
I wonder what that feelings like, to have thousands of people say stuff like that to you.
>>1744967
Go back to your barn, Sasha.
>>1747325
Natalya even tweeted a 'cobgrats' message to her, completely shattering kayfabe, but whatever.
Why does the reigning, defending, inaugural Women's Champion of Smackdown irrationally trigger people like bretcuck?
>>1747341
Man shoulders
>>1747353
Don't be jealous because a woman got dem boulder shoulders and you don't, brah
>>1747353
t. beta
>>1747318
>using twitter
normies out
>>1747352
It's not even bretcuck, it's the anally devastated deancuck and it is him for 99% of anti becky posts
Why have so many Horse/Tranny/Bliss fags invaded the thread?
>>1747352
They hate seeing a woman be happy.
>>1747377
How new r u. Carter has been spamming for well over a month
>>1747352
She reminds them that they're miserable failures
>>1747377
It's a pathetic attempt to "run out" Becky fans that has been failing miserably since day one. Most of us don't give a single shit and ignore the shitposting with no issues. It's better to just laugh at them
I wonder how hard these two tribbed last night
>>1747500
But they both have dicks...
>>1747524
How hard did they frottage then...
>>1747500
No one sees Becky that way, she's too cute so they just snuggle her and kiss her on the forehead.
>>1747500
Becky would rather trib Charlotte
>>1747563
Stop projecting, virgin. These two FUCK
>>1747580
After plying her with Guiness.
>>1747580
Disgusting
>>1747574
How intense was the triple trib sesh last night? Which lass achieved the highest number of orglassems?
>>1747524
I'd suck Beckys dick dry I don't give a fuck
>>1744634
Who's ready for five minutes of cringey
>YOU DESERVE IT
chants on Tuesday
>>1747580
That look in her eyes...
>>1747591
Becky really looks like a man here
>>1747607
YOU
>>1747591
Watch out for Charlotte limping tonight
>>1747625
ARE
>>1747607
I honestly believe there is rug muching going on
>>1747634
BASED
You kids do realize Becketty is just a transitional champ for Eva right?
>>1747607
I've said it before I'll say it again, Bex looks at everyone like she's deeply in love with them. It may possibly be a gypsy thing.
>>1747679
She just loves life.
>>1747671
You do realize that Eva's push was to feed her to Becky?
>>1747698
Doesn't matter. After seeing how over Becky was last night they're going to get Eva to beat her asap for heat
>>1747731
Reigns already has God tier heat. He doesn't need elevated. Eva does and will be
>>1747711
she was literally the only female cheered....
Also Eva is going to get stinkfaced by Rikishi as punishment.
I know insiders.
>>1747740
I honestly cannot think of anything more pathetic than a waifufuck for Eva Manjaw.
>>1747698
Kek in ya dreams
>>1747757
You're in a thread dedicated to it
Post bikini bottom.
>>1747778
Good work. You almost hit quads, too.
>>1747679
Natalya is giving Becky the sex eyes tho
>>1747764
Stay cucked Jeff
>>1747757
A waifufuck for Becky "Man shoulders" Lynch
>>1747786
kys Jeff
>>1747801
Huh?
>>1747796
Just 'cause they're bigger than yours doesn't mean they're manly
>>1747823
It's a lavender marriage
>>1747823
Becky has needs Cool Hands just can't fill
>>1747816
>in denial
>>1747834
Well, at least you've finally admitted it.
Why are becketty fans so easily triggered?
>bump thread 50-100 times
>5-10 people call you a retard
Ebin troll, right guise!!!!!!!
Ebin xD!!!!!!!!!!
O they mad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>1747858
fuck off Cuckter
>>1747844
Its 2EZ
>>1747823
Because Natalya is hotter than him
>>1747844
It's (You) replying to yourself the majority of the time
Natalya's forehead vein gives me an erection
>>1747906
The 'Hart Dungeon' always did sound like a sex dungeon to me.
>>1747917
Why are todays WWE divas so ugly
>>1747917
How hard is she roiding
workin on dem boulder shoulders
>>1748179
Why does she have a vagina on her shoulder
>>1748179
Mmmm
>>1747919
And she was the ONLY woman
>>1748179
It's like she was created in a lab to fulfill my armpit and shoulder fetish
>>1748209
I genuinely had no real thoughts on these parts of a womans body until Bex, so she has awoken that in me
a-am I the only one who doesn't like Becky?
>cheesy forced babyface gimmick
>made even worse with the forced Irish shit - 'le CELTIC invasion, le IRISH LASS KICKER, le 'red' hair, le green attire'...it's cringeworthy
>ok in ring but many others are way better
>generally unaesthetic - her outfits are shit and her dyed hair is a serious fucking eyesore
>horrible accent and voice
>>1748245
well at least you gave actual reasons. I dont agree with a single one of them, but I can understand how her whole thing can be a bit much for some.
>>1748221
Lol it's a top tier fetish m8. Brittany Daniel cause mine, I can still remember the exact scene of the movie that did it to me.
>>1748245
She is hated by the majority of this board
>>1748245
>forced Irish shit
She is actually irish...
>>1748272
Samefags aren't other people, bankscuck
78% of people voted /bex/ as favourite woman wrestler on the official poll
>>1748277
Yeah, but there's more to foreign people than just their nationality. To make that her entire gimmick is just lazy and pure shit. This isn't the 80s any more.
>>1748298
it's barely even part of her gimmick, she isn't a dancing leprechaun or anything
the only time they mention irish is irish lasskicker
>>1748282
78% of that was one guy using aeroplane mode
>>1748309
Thats dumb though. Tacking Irish onto it is dumb.
I dont have any more insight other than its dumb
>>1748282
>on the official poll
lmao
>>1748318
>getting triggered by the most minor thing
>>1748245
>cheesy forced babyface gimmick
>ok in ring but many others are way better
Dogshit opinions. The rest is reasonable
Bex found a baby
>>1748407
Maybe she's already got one of her brewing after her post Backlash Win celebration.
>>1744908
itd be a good heel colour
if anyone wants to get in a bidding war with (probably) some Indian dude, http://auction.wwe.com/iSynApp/auctionDisplay.action?auctionId=1334592
>>1744634
that's a nice looking belt
leagues better than raw's hemorrhoid belt
>>1748407
Anon pls
Thats obviously her with her MMAutist boyfriend
>>1747772
>>1747772
>>1748407
>it's a nip
Asuka confirmed for her first feud
>>1748245
The stupid long dyed hair does suck. I just wish that one or two of the girls had short hair. When two of them do that dual punching thing it looks like ass because all you can see is a bunch of hair flying around. I'm not saying they should all get dyke cuts but SOMEBODY needs to get a fucking haircut.
>>1748614
It's okay, Asuka has shortish hair
>>1748614
A lot of that hair is fake too because they're all wearing extensions
>>1748627
Honestly it's not that bad if they have it in some kind of style. Bayley's sidetail is part of her character, and Alexa's dual pigtails make her look like a brat and actually show her face.
If Paige ever comes back she should be the first to rock a sidecut.
>>1748722
Have sex
>>1748614
>The stupid long dyed hair does suck. I just wish that one or two of the girls had short hair.
Redheads are S tier you fucking faggot.
>>1748736
Natural redheads, not shit dye
>>1748736
Redheads>Carrotheads
blonde bex when?
>>1748795
She's had scarlet hair quite a few times.
>>1748803
>>1748803
Too generic for someone like her
>>1748803
She would look so much better with Blonde hair and Black ring gear. Pair her with AJ Styles and The Usos as Smackdown's version of The Club
>>1748828
by 'better' you just mean 'hotter' right? Because that sounds generic as hell
>>1748942
Swerved from the WWE Network
>>1748942
I think they're from SWERVED. She did a thing with Mark Henry.
>>1748963
It's funny. Some of the episodes are pretty cringey and stupid but there are a few real gems.
>>1748963
She's also in one with Breeze. Her parts in both pretty short but it's still Bex content.
>>1748803
Very ugly
Any gifs of the Matrix escape?
>Becketty aka cringe incarnate finally isn't the deanetty
>>1744634
bitch is a fucking retard
>>1749095
Why did you put Television in air quotes?
>>1749099
he probably just learned it in school today, at least he tried.
>>1749099
because it's not on television i assume
>>1749099
Swerved is only available on the WWE Network for $9.99 a month!
>>1749106
Stone Cold Podcast is awesome, can't wait for the Becky episode!
>>1749110
Irish people are charming, I'm sure it would be a great episode.
>>1749110
Is 'at a work or a shoot? She gone be on there? It'd be the cutest interview in WORLD history
>>1749112
Can't be worse than the fucking Ambrose episode.
>>1749117
I thought it was cute when Paige went on and admitted she was in love with Austin when she was younger.
>>1749117
they havent said when the next one is gonna be or whos on it, you just got worked son
>>1749119
No, it couldn't be. Becky wouldn't give him a bunch of shitty attitude and boring answers.
brunette bex when?
>>1749126
Paige interview was very cringy to me bc he is married and you knew she would fuck him afterwards if he asked
>>1749130
Damn I hate getting worked
>>1749134
Never. The orange is a distinct trademark look and WWE is all about branding.
I can't wait to see her go natural colored when she retires, Trish is fucking 11/10 these days as a brunette.
>>1749141
the only things I remember about Paiges interview were A) her tits were all over the place and B) her pre-WWE life seemed fucking mental
>>1749110
I don't think Austin will be able to handle the becks' autisms desu.
>>1749154
He was married to an English chick, he'll do fine.
>>1749133
And cut a better promo.
"I'll smash that knee of yours Austin, I know it's bad, I'll hit it so hard you'll need a new knee, that knee isn't safe when I get in the ring, I see that brace on your knee"
>>1749150
>>1749141
I liked it because Austin kept his composure when Paige let loose her fangirl feelings, asking an interesting question in how it was interesting itself that a bald redkeck anti hero even resonated with a young girl.
>Tfw we have to wait until tomorrow to see her with it again
>>1749171
is she having a seizure here
>>1749171
Can't waitto seeh er thank the crowd once more, everyone literally in complete adoration of her.
>>1744899
WEW
E
W
>>1745745
>I legit teared up a little desu.
So did I since I never thought she was going to win.
I figured they would bury her for at least a few more months so that once she won the belt it would make it even more emotional to her character.
>>1749171
>tfw Raw won't use Summer ever.
kinda sad desu.
>>1744634
>no /bex/ on the subject fireld
ONE JOB /bex/FAG
>>1749164
I forgot Austin's response but that sounds about right, he is a really good interviewer.
Paige's personality just reminds me of Miley Cyrus and I hate her almost instantly when she talks
>>1749190
Maybe she should have a less attractive face if she wants to work RAW.
>>1749191
Oh fuck I didn't even realize. God damnit. I'm ashamed
>>1749194
#NoseJobCity!
Note: I think Dana's nosejob was a great career move
>>1749164
That was so terrible. Dean is pathetic.
>>1749199
Well, the camera cut to Austin like halfway through that promo and he was very unimpressed.
>>1749203
I only listened to it, I didn't (want to) watch. I saw some screencaps and Austin looks ridiculous in some
>>1749197
Nose job? Which one? She's had quite a bit of work done, even since she started nxt.
>>1749208
Ah you should, Austin's reactions to stuff is sometimes worthy of being an actual reaction image.
>>1749190
You'd think they'd make her a manager at least. Why even bother paying her if you won't use her at all
>>1749208
he was besides himself honestly like "this fucking pleb cant even fucking cut a promo and im supposed to make him look good maybe if i push him i will get something out of him" and he didnt ambrose looked like a pleb in front of stone cold and the world.
>>1749216
House shows, she does media and PR.
>>1749217
Austin as an interviewer really does try to get to the core of a person, which is funny because Dean really wasn't giving him anything.
I'd love to see Austin even try to understand her, and do you think he'll find her puns amusing?
>>1749224
There's a lot of little kids defending Dean, saying he was some kind of drug addict and couldn't talk about his past.
How many fucking drug addicts has Austin interviewed? 15+? How many were demure or scared or unable to talk about their past?
Dean is a spoiled little brat who probably did a line of coke in his life, or his ''rough childhood'' was getting dumped and he got depressed for 3 years over it. He had nothing to say, he wasn't hiding anything except his complete lack of a personality or a life.
Austin has talked about his drug use without being explicit, and whats more, anybody who has done drugs knows how to talk about it with others who have. Dean is a suburban brat and probably a bully in school or something with zero friends.
>>1749253
She's not hard to understand at all.
>>1749258
Didn't Austin probe him for being seemingly unhyped about being told he was to be then ext WWE Champ?
>>1749208
https://youtu.be/rIOlGTgMlcI
watch this, you'll get the gist of how the interview went.
It was quite embarrassing.
>>1749272
No, he was probing him for being unhyped about getting a call from WWE. Which, fair play, I think is just Dean downplaying his own excitement because he was in the middle of a story but Austin had already made his decision on Dean's real laziness and wouldn't let it slide.
>>1749283
did anyone get the feeling stone cold might have walked off and told him to go fuck himself?
CHAMP
>>1750375
Holy shit, Kayfabe has well and truly gone to shit in this day and age.
>>1750421
What? Why? They're both faces.
>>1750421
They tagged on a house show tonight
>>1750439
It's not Naomi's fault she was born black.
>>1750473
Im talking about the goblin orange haired goblin next to Thiccomi
>>1750433
>Naomi and Becky tag team
God is good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAjN-_FDMLA
>"Stop smoilin"
Should kick her lass up and down that ring desu
>>1745202
>>1751033
Boy, you best not be comparing anyone to this goddess
>>1750578
>we not divas anymore we woman's wrestlers.
man fuck sasha
Becky is fucking retarded
>>1748544
ayy buyfags
Old Bex and Finn Balor.
>>1751621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4EifZmHy3w
Bex using the submission move
Bex with /raw/'s GM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L5TVX390RA
>>1748948
Heh, should call it BLACKED
>>1749119
That offends me.
>>1750375
>Naomi has been on the main roster over 3 years
>never won a title
Why did people think Becky had it worst again?
>>1751849
Becky was a 7-year pro who had a potentially career-ending injury before Naomi even started training
>>1751849
Because Becky is good and Naomi sucks.
>>1751849
Naomi is shit and no one cares about her. Becky is probably the most popular diva at the moment. Naomi is at the bottom with Taminia Snooker
>>1751924
Nuh uh, Noami had like 12 angry blacks on twitter rallying for her
>>1751924
>Becky is probably the most popular diva at the moment
'no'
Sasha = Bayley > Nikki > Becky