SMACKDOWN LIVE! OFFICIAL GAMETHREAD #3

>AJ not calling himself "The Ace that beat the Face and now runs the place because he's BASED"

CENATION BTFO

AJ's kinda hot for a dad

tbqh

Cena kiddies btfo

>SEETHING

Awwww fuck, it's Ziggler.

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Even the new tag titles look better than this trash.

JAMIE NOBLE CONFIRMED SMACKLAD

Lmao Dolph jelly of based AJ

>>1652234
>nuWWE only gets reaction from canned lines repeated ad nauseam

sigh

JAMIE NOBLE SPOTTED

Fuck off Dolph!
Styles should be fighting for the title.

>>1652234
BEAT

>jamie noble sig

>Heel promo
>Getting cheered and clapped for

Nice going, WWE.

STYLES AND ZIGGLER CONFIRMED RUINING SMACKDOWN

JELLY AS FUCK DOLPH

>Daniel Bryan looking directly at the camera

Ziggler salty as fuck

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AJ better not lose

>setting up AJ vs Dolph and AJ's future title shot

state of billy kidman

Heel AJ is pretty good on the mic nowdays
whenever I heard him in tna he really sucked

GODDAMN FCKING ZIGGLER GO AWAY JESUS CHRIST NO ONE LIKES YOU

wtf? how the fuck was ziggler "close" to winning the title?

Ziggler a shitcuck, based AJ going to carry his spastic ass like a champ tho.

>>1652273
AJ is a sexy rebel badass

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>yfw ziggler missed his cue and that's why AJ had to adlib

Why is Ziggler butthurt at AJanetty?

THE STAKES ARE HIGH

aj vs dolph for number one contender

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BRAY WYATT?

FUCK DBRY! TRIPLE THREAT WITH BRAY WOULD BE GLORIOUS

>aj if you win you are added to the match
>dolph if you win, you and aj are added to the match

what

Oh goddammit, fuck off with this triple threat bullshit

So AJ gets a shot win or lose?

>>1652280
this is not cinematography dude

>dolph jobber
>winning

>AJ gets a shot win or lose

The fuck

>>1652287
He has improved on the mic during this heel run by like a factor of 100. It's crazy.

Ziggler wins tonight so he can eat the pin at Backlash

Screencap this

>>1652305
Yes it is asshle

Hawkins is going to be the new Shockmaster

>this pacing and card

holy shit smackdown is without a doubt the better show

This is the show that Smackdown should've been since it went live. This is probably the best Smackdown in years

Is AJ the next cm Phil?

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>yfw Billy Kidman and Jamie Noble are together on WWE Television in the current year of 2016

oh look Curt Hawkins is a meme

This show is stupid good

NIKKI OVER AS FUCK

>>1652296
because ziggler is sour he lost at SS and AJ was waving his dick around because he #BeatUpJohnCena

good job bryan

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>taking facts from Tyson Kidd

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titty bella on next.

Why the hell is WWE giving Chuck Norris Jokes on Hawkins?

wtf is this mattiitude facts 2.0?

>Daniel Bryan on the mic

Is curt Hawkins the new chuck Norris meme?

I'm "sad" that Eva isn't there but, at least we got Nikki.

>curt hawkins coming soon

JUST

>>1652302
Cause Dolph already lost to Dean Ambrose and AJ is the default number #1 contender because he beat up John Cena. WWE Booking.

>>1652302
It was worded funny, but the gist is AJ you deserve it and have already won the opportunity.

But if you don't beat Ziggler it becomes a triple threat.

Wait, so AJ gets into the match either way?

This booking is beyond stupid.

>>1652273
No clue why they are pushing Styles as a heel. Fans want to cheer him.

>fans want to boo Roman
>keep pushing him as a face

Why don't they actually trying listening to fan reaction on how to push a guy?!

who the fuck is curt hawkins?

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>DBry just like "fuck it senpai you get a title shot anyway because you're so GOAT"

REAL
RECOGNIZES
REAL

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>curt hawkins

>>1652309
>>1652302
>>1652304
I mean he did just beat John Cena clean

>>1652312
this

>>1652331
Mattitude and Broken matt wil always be best Matt's.

Is anyone actually excited for Hawkins? I was for Shelton but Hawkins did literally nothing before he left

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>it's an AJ Styles has a carry another no draw can't work to a good match episode

>>1652296
AJ hurt his fee fees

>>1652302
AJ deserves to get one on one but Dolph also deserves a shot so in order to get things fair for AJ he will be on the tittle picture regardless.

Pretty based to be honest.

>>1652338

Daniel Bryan botches talking once again.

>>1652340
AJ is more entertaining as a heel, WWE's problem is they don't know how to write or book babyfaces at all

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Based Nikki

>>1652317
How will Rawtists ever recover?

that rotisere chicken sandwich at subway is good but i ordered pizzahut oh well

Was Hawkins last minute sign to replace Shelton?

This show is so fucking superior to Raw it's ridiculous

>>1652329
I take it she is beating Carmella.

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>>1652342

Are they really going to have Aj beat Cena then fucking lose to that faggot ziggler?

>>1652339
why wouldn't aj get in the title match? he neat john cena. this match tonight is about dolph trying to get a second chance

>>1652359
What the fuck
Do I need to watch Total Divas

>>1652359
>you will never clean up John Cena's cum out of Thickki's gaping asshole

>>1652359
wew

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"Slater, heard you needed a partner"

>>1652340

What other big heel does Smackdown have?

When curt Hawkins goes swimming he doesn't get wet. Water just wants to be around him

see

>>1652336

>>1652367
>bootleg edge

>>1652359
wtf did she have a strap on?

>>1652342
He used to be one of Edge's goons along with Zack Ryder, most notably during the Undertaker vs. Edge feud in 2008.

It was a weird stable of Edge, Chavo Guererro, Zack Ryder, Curt Hawkins and some other guy

>>1652372
No ya dingus its going the be a 3way. Its a fucking ppv.

>AJ is added to e March regardless of the result

Is this what Smackdown syndromers call "booking"

>>1652355

That's not how it was worded, it felt like AJ vs. Dolph was the #1 contender match and AJ wasn't already in the match.

>Pretty based

No it's stupid.

Curt Hawkins just got married I think.

It was either that or Ryback and him were at the same wedding

>>1652338
>>1652355
Ok, that's much better

>>1652364
What happened to Shelton?

>>1652367
>Le edgy heads

>>1652320
>meme Hawkins

Stop being mean to Hawkins guys, /smack/ knows what it's doing.

>>1652382
Bray?

>>1652385
new women's title and tag team title revealed

AJ vs Ziggler set up

Becky beat Alexa Bliss

Usos beat Jobsencion in a tag team tournament

>>1652400
needs surgery

The crowd is dead for Shitmella

>>1652340
He was feuding with Cena so he had to be a heel. Also Smackdown doesn't really have any top heels aside from the Miz

Whyyyyyy

>>1652406
He said big.

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>>1652404
Sure they do

>>1652312
they obviously wouldnt care about protecting styes if they had him lose to fucking ziggler

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HEATH, ESCUCHE THAT YOU NEED A TAG TEAM PARTNER ESE

If there was a 1-10 Ho rating, where would Carmella be in the ho scale?

Kek zero reaction for Carmella

Womans match

Dead quiet

Fucking kek

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LITERALLY FUCKING WHO?

>>1652407

thanks

THE WIGGRESS IS BACK

fucking hell, carmella is shit

>they stopped giving carmella a mic

Thank god.

>Tranny Enzo

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>>1652400
Injured shoulder, iirc

>Carmella time

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Did Carmella forget how to wrestle since getting called up? I remember thinking she was pretty good down in NXT

get your shit together bitch

So Brie is gone?

>post yfw Hawkins comes out and is immediately interrupted and beat down by the real surprise return

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>Nikki

>>1652416
exactly what I envisioned

>>1652359
Jesus christ, what episode is this?

Snack/pee break after Nikki butt cheeks

Carmella is a dirty disgusting filthy trash bag hoe wannabe skank scumsucking whore

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>Thicci

>>1652394
He beat John Cena clean as a whistle while the odds were against John Cena. That more than makes AJ qualified to get a title shot.

Nikki is so fucking hot what the fuck

>>1652416

A E S T H E T I C

>>1652412
Nikki is the only woman on SD! that is over.

She has her work cut out for her to try and get some of the NXMeme girls over

>>1652406

True but unless you are planning on giving him the belt you can't put him in there.

He needs to win a feud badly, especially now if he's getting new attire and no family.

>>1652432
Yes. Taking care of Bryan

Why does Nikki oil her tits so much?

Nikky is the worst Bella.

>>1652432
She's trying to get impregnated by Bryan

>>1652400
Same injury Finn just suffered. Shelton will be out until like February. If WWE even keeps him.

CARMELLA HEEL TURN

Why didn't we get Bayley? Raw already has Sasha and Charlie.

>>1652431

>he thinks being protected in NXT translates to the main roster

>>1652447
>>1652416
JUST

Camellia heel turn already?

WTF I love shitmella now!!!

I wonder if Nikki likes it up the butt.

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DOUBLE TURN

>Carmella enters without a mic
good

>interview while in ring

DOUBLE TURN

Based Thikki

>>1652431
>I remember thinking she was pretty good down in NXT

She really wasn't.

>having to turn carmella heel because they fucked up the booking during summerslam

>>1652396
I thought it was pretty clear: if AJ wins he faces Ambrose, if he loses the match is a Triple Threat.

>>1652418
I LIEEEEEED

I CAN'T BE YER PARTNER HOLMS

I'M DED

Based Carmella

>>1652419
She is more worse than over 9000 HoHo Loons.

Heel Carmella?

>>1652447

its so blue

Carmella looks like one of those meth addicts.

HEEL CARMELLA?

....still won't work

>It's a "smackdown women's match doesn't actually start" episode

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>>1652455
same thing happened with Paige

>>1652416
It almost looks like they just took every current belt except for the tag titles and rolled them into one.

>carmella trun

and the crowd goes mild

>>1652469
AND IN HEEELLLLLL!

>Carmella heel turn

Thank god. Get rid of being a cheap Enzo knockoff.

>>1652448
It's John Juice

summerslam
>nikki on heel team
>carmella on face team

smackdown
>nikki face
>carmella heel

what

ps. carmella is shit

DOUBLE TURN
O
U
B
L
E

TURN

>Carmella is a heel

I love her now :3

Hottest chick in the ring

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3rd women's """""""""""""""wrestling""""""""""""""" segment in the first 45 minutes.

>smackfags will STILL defend this

>>1652466
At least she's getting a reaction now somewhat.

Why is there no tag team division for women...?

>Nikki returned on the heel team
>Carmella turns heel by attacking Nikki who was a heel last night
>Carmella wasn't even over to begin with
WHO IS BOOKING THIS SHIT

Did this motherfucker just copare Nikki Bella to motherfucking Lazarus?

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>>1652469
VIVA LA RAZA

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MISS ME YET?

>>1652419

Guidette gimmick, automatic 10.

honestly

that's pretty smart that they turned carmella desu

NO MATCH AGAIN KEK

>>1652489
Reminder
>>1652262

O NO NIKKI GRABBED HER NECK, SHE MIGHT BE REAL LIFE INJURED.

hehe only real fans would notice this

>>1652497
idk

>When itty bitties have titty envy

Based Staten Island Queen

>Carmella beating down the Great Khali
How do they expect us to take this seriously?

>>1652468

That stipulation makes no sense. Why doesn't AJ just lie down and get pinned so he guarantees his title shot.

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>>1652489
>storytelling

>>1652481
Orton please go

>>1652489
The difference is I can jerk off to Carmella and Nikki without feeling like I just committed bestiality

>>1652489
>Jealous he doesn't have Thicki on his roster.

>>1652431
She wasn't good in NXT but, the divas on NXT get to rehearse their matches so they seem better than they are. When they get to the main roster almost every match has a few botches in it.

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>>1652499
It is funny how quickly they realized she's a lame face

>I actually thought they were serious about making the shows equal this time
>me

>>1652262
THIS. FUCKING THIS.

>>1652483
>>1652480
>>1652472
Wait. That was a heel turn?
I thought she was heel already?

Crowd must be confused like me.

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>>1652497
maybe a little tbhfam

>>1652478
Cocaine and being a lazy cunt happened to Paige.

>>1652507
why would he want a triple threat vs one on one idiot?

>>1652507
Because triple threats are harder to win.

>>1652506

>Great Khali meme

I miss /wwe/ 2bh

>>1652497
Please come back, based Red Queen.

>>1652507
idiot

>>1652493
Cause there's literally only 6 women on each brand. Why the fuck would you want 6 women to fight for 2 title over and over again?

> Carmella protecting the womens division from the dumb bimbo
Wtf I love Carmella now

>>1652497
hi natalie

>>1652507
Because he's in the match either way but a singles match is easier for him. This isn't complex, you moron, stop overthinking it

>>1652489

And yet they don't add up half of the time Raw spent on that fucking awful Charlotte/Dana/Bayley segment on Raw last night.

>>1652518
I don't know, wasn't Bella with the heel team yesterday?

>Renee young will never wipe her leather boots on your face

das it, time to kms

At least they turned her heel because no one was liking her.

BASED SMACKDOWN TURNING CARMELLA HEEL

female enzo gimmick wasnt working/was stale

>>1652489
Literally more memorable than anything on Raw last night.

>>1652507
because then it wouldnt be a 1v1 match

>>1652511
gain height

>Orton coming out live
>In a wheelchair

>Handicap parking pass on car rearview

>hospital socks

>special medicine to make him a big strong boy

Really makes you think

>>1652497
Yes

>needing more than one official to hold back a 100 pound woman

>>1652507
He wouldn't have to get pinned to lose you stupid idiot

>>1652522

They're actuall

>>1652515
I mean yeah

they realized there was no face heat behind her, so they realized they had a good opportunity with Nicki to get some heel heat behind her

I'm impressed

>>1652485
She wasn't supposed to debut on SummerSlam but since Eva Marie got suspended they used that opportunity since the Bellas were heels before they left. Total Divas made her a babyface tho

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>>1652489
at least we have a better looking title

>>1652497
No.
I mean you literally didn't do shit.

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>TFW you get to watch the evolution of jobbers every week

>>1652507
Aj was already on the picture.

The whole thing was about giving Dolph a second chance but not at the expense of AJ deserved tittle shot.

Triple Threat makes it harder for AJ to win.

Why bother with Randy coming out? Sell the beatdown, this is just going to feel sort of wasteful

KO would have been a great fit for smackdown

>>1652507
STUPID IDIOT

>>1652510
RKO'd

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Literally perfect woman

I still cannot possibly understand what made them think putting Bayley on Raw was a remotely good idea

>>1652550
Titles*

>>1652499
>>1652515

Because she was basically female Enzo. Atleast now they can try something different.

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THE STATE OF RAM

>>1652515
She is basically Enzo with a vagina. Lame to give her the same fucking character.

>>1652507
Are you retarded?

CRUCIAL POLL
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>>1652558
She is so fucking sexy

>>1652558
TRANNY
R
A
N
N
Y

reminder that Carmella is the Smackdown Sasha

OLYMPICS BTFO!

>>1652454
Because the brands aren't treated equally.

>>1652530
>Because he's in the match either way

That's not what you just said you literal idiot.

> if AJ wins he faces Ambrose, if he loses the match is a Triple Threat.

And that's now how it was worded by the botch machine that is Daniel Bryan.

It should have been, "Hey AJ you get a title shot, but if you lose to Dolph it becomes a triple threat"

Instead it was worded "Hey AJ you get to wrestle Dolph, if you win you get into the match, if you lose you still get to be into the match but it's a triple threat"

My gripe is with how Bryan worded it you muppets.

>>1652558
>that face
might be tranny desu

>>1652558
>>
please have sex

>>1652570
Please shut the fuck up.

>>1652565
>She is basically Enzo with a vagina.

Enzo is actually good on the mic though. Carmella can't do shit.

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>>1652569
you say that like it's a bad thing

>>1652559
They need to have the meme match of her and banks again

>>1652559
Mick foley is a bit of a cuck

>>1652570
A diminutive horse-faced tranny that botches all the time?

>>1652570
>botch machine

She sure is.

>>1652576

Would devour her cock if so.

>>1652558
I feel like Carmella has a tiny cute penis.

>>1652566

I'm not your mother.

I HAVE STAPLES IN MY HEAD

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>bragging about how people would rather tweet while they watch your show instead of focusing on it

WWE cucking themselves yet again

>>1652558
>woman

>>1652569
Thats not Becky

>>1652551
have sex

>Censoring those forearm shots
I lol'd

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>>1652580
It is, it's completely degenerate.

>>1652575
You are so stupid that I'm shocked you can even type

This new production is so fucking cool

>>1652588
>And they call you "Big" Cass

>Gets fucked
>Still mocks Brock

Is Orton a shoot absolute madman?

God that new set makes Randy's entrance look great.

IN MY VEINS

>>1652527
Uh... why should there be 12 belts for men but barely 2 for women?

>No selling the whole match
>Still mocking Brock

kek

>orton wearing pants
RED ALERT

randy face turn incoming

How can I take Randy serious after SUmmerslam?

How WWE?

>>1652569
Aubrey Kate.

>>1652588

Take it to >>>/lgbt/ you demented child.

I HAVE STAPLES IN MY HEAD, THE COUNSEL ME THEY UNDERSTAND

>>1652578
that wasn't a compliment

>>1652575
You are shoot retarded

>>1652602
Randy is based as fuck

>>1652609
To have sympathy for him as a babyface.

>>1652608
He's already a face

>>1652591
>you can't tweet during commercials

Get a clue

Bray incoming

look at the company boy wearing the tapout shirt

Randy orton is chris benoit's favorite wrestler in hell

>>1652569
>>1652576
>>1652588
>>1652592
>>1652594
Please have sex I implore you all

>>1652599
>>1652616

How am I stupid when you're the one incapable of admitting the match was set up ass backwards?

Go swine dive off a bridge retard.

>>1652428
>That pic
[spoiler]http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=52206143[/spoiler]
Now fuck off, iM@Stard.

GOAT intro / song / titantron / pose

>>1652613

And the blood just started pourinnnnn, didnt know what was happninnnnn

>ADJUSTS HOODIE

>>1652589
Have sex
Gain height
Seek employment
Lose weight
Hit the weights
Get a clue

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>>1652582

>>1652609
The same way you take seriously everyone that has been beaten to a pulp by Brock.

He looks more generic with that hoodie.

>>1652591

Considering in 3 weeks they're going to be getting BTFO in ratings they have to do the self suck stuff while they still can.

Credit where credit's due, the women's division has improved these past couple of years.

While back, I remember a match with Alicia Fox against some other broad and it mainly consisted of both of them rolling around on the floor and wildly shrieking.

This current batch of broads still have ways to go but now the urge to have a bathroom break is not as strong when a women's match is son.

Progress.

>>1652605
its whats best for business

>>1652622
thanks for ruining it :(

>5 minute entrance

>>1652633

Your mother birthed a retard (you)

>>1652447
SMACKDOWN TURNED PENNY INTO QUARTERS

>>1652625
Not our fault we don't like cock in our bums Carter.

RANDY VS BROCK DA RE MAAAAYOOTCH

90% chance Cena hits the ring here and we end up with Cena/Orton part 5000 at backlash

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>>1652621
>commercials during a pay-per-view
you first friend

>>1652626
>swine dive

What did he mean by this?

>>1652595
Go home Eva's announcer.

You deserved it! You deserved it!
You deserved it! You deserved it!

>>1652638
hey stop posting positive comments about women's wrestling this is /asp/ what the fuck is wrong with you

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>>1652447
wut

>>1652646
Wrong

DEH

BASED BRAAAAYYYY LMAO

>>1652622
Told you

>>1652649
>>1652649
NEW

>>1652649
>>1652649
NEW

>>1652649
>>1652649
NEW

>>1652649
>>1652649
NEW

>>1652622
well that was quick

>>1652648

I mean you should find a bridge and jump off.

>>1652507
This is exactly how smart 90% of you on /asp/ really are.

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Ah god not fedora leader again

>>1652622
kys

>>1652646
OR BRAY.

THIS WORKS A LOT BETTER.

>>1652622

SPOT ON M8, OI R8 8/8

>>1652647
did you not watch the ppv?

DEH!

>>1652622
FUCKING HELL!

haha time for Bray feud

>>1652647
>there isn't downtime between matches

Hit the weights

Randy about to get his win back

based le spooky florida mane

>>1652655
BLACKED
L
A
C
K
E
D

>>1652447
looks kinda like the diva's belt

HAHA TIME TO FEED BRAY TO SOMEONE ELSE

RANDY VS BRAY Nice

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>smarks booing lesnar now becuase of the jericho work

>>1652644
Carmella would be the one getting the dick.

>>1652641
The man is lucky to be standing with how much his brain is much

>>1652622
Fucking Wizard!

>>1652638

It's certainly better. I just hate how they act like it's something that's so grand and important.

They need to do what the UFC does, treat their fight as any other, it just happens to have two women.

CATCHING FLIIIIES

>blandy boreton in the ring
>le wild epic spoopy fedora man appears

It's like they want people to change the channel.

Why is Bray such a cuck always getting Brock's leftovers

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>>1652637
I know for sure I'm only here until handegg starts

So is DEAN feuding with no one atm then?

Are they ever going to figure out what to do with Bray? He's just bouncing from mini-feud to mini-feud with no anchor.

That's one slick set to be honest

>>1652662
Not the same guy. Just curious as to what a "swine dive" is. Never heard of pigs diving.

>>1652683
After surgery yeah. Then she'd be putting hers in you.

Can someone tell me why I find Bray so fucking cringy

>>1652687
how much is it?

>>1652682
Who dis

>>1652713
Cause you're a 13 year old

>>1652642
Sick burn bro, don't thinkI'll ever be able to recover

>>1652695
>Taker
>roman
>randy
I never noticed until now

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HAHA, TIME FOR ANOTHER BRAY FEUD THAT GOES FUCKING NOWHERE

>>1652722

You seem awfully triggered to keep replying.

>>1652700
He's about to fued with AJ and potentially continue the Ziggler stuff.

>>1652720
Sorry I'm not into a Charles Manson doppelganger. He legit says a spoopy paragraph tips he fedora then gets injured

DOLPH LOSES BUT THEN SLATER ASKS HIM TO TAG TEAM WITH HIM

>>1652725
They need to shove a title on him so something finally makes sense for him

>>1652766
You take wrestling too seriously

>>1652786
Meh I'm just got back into it last year and I've always seen him and was never that impressed he has good moments tho