This afternoon /asp/ - Alternative Sports & Wrestling and /mlp/ - Pony will go one on one to try to advance to the semifinals and eventually the finals of 4chan Summer Cup.
Will the W/asp/s kick the Horsefuckers shit in or will the Horsefuckers weasel their way into the finals?
Fuck the captcha!
Match begins in 2:30. Match times may vary depending on previous matches.
Were only a few matches from the final. We got this /asp/.
Also when will Bobby Rooooooooo make his cup debut?
>>1628223
230 what? Pacific? GMT?
>>1628273
Eastern.
18:30 UTC
You guys better win this
BMJ won't allow us to lose to ponyfaggots
the opponents are really into this cup famm
Let's go /mlp/!
We have to beat these ponyfuckers.
We have to really be into this and dominate /mlp/
>>1628348
Brother Nero will turn /mlp/ into his.
Obsolete mule.
>>1628350
Brother Nero has been stepping up lately. He's been behind most of the points in this cup while BMJ closes the lead and the game with his shots.
>>1628362
He has the seven divines, Skarsguard and Vanguard one on his side.
How can we lose?
>>1628368
Ponyfuckers take this shit seriously, if we want to win, we have to step it up a bit.
>>1628371
Hopefully Groudon steps it up during this match. This is the farthest we've gone in an Elite Cup.
/v/ vs /e/ match is beginning right now.
Remember to take a shower, hit the weights, and get a clue before the match.
>>1628399
Wise words to finally follow by.
>/v/ get's Hull Cogan
Why.
Gamergate?
>>1628474
Hogan went over Gawker; /v/'s archnemesis.
the /asp/ logo should be changed after tonight, tbqh. it's mainly WWE now anyway
WE'RE UP NEXT
ITS TIME
I dont know what this shit it but i hope we beat the shit out of /mlp/
>>1628493
Dude last night the /m/an/ game was hype. Fuckin monkey vs robot
PREPARE THE GLUE FACTORY
>>1628495
that's the spirit!
HOLY SHIT IT'S TIME! KILL THE HORSEFUCKERS!
Match theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXhgoK3A_c0
>>1628502
FOR MASSACRE!
We better come out to glorious domination.
I'M FREAKING OUT!
LET US DELETE THE HORSEFUCKERS OF MAGIC FRIENDSHIP
>RED CENA
IT'S ON
If we win, we defeat bronies and we get ourselves over.
If we lose, we get cucked.
You guys better win. t. /m/
>>1628522
Based Fatass is Red also. Our goalie defend will be GLORIOUS!
BMJ IS CHANNELING ALL THE MOMENTUM OF THE PEOPLE HE BURIED
>>>/mlp/28219159
Say hi to the horsefuckers?
>Talking shit about Vinny Mac
rude
Good luck /asp/. Hoping for a fun match regardless of the outcome.
Hope you guys win.
CHRIS WILL PUT THE HORSES INTO THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE
We are kicking out at two. R...right guys?
>>1628532
Fuckin' deankek
>>>/mlp/28219308
>>1628543
we will be noselling their offense
>>1628543
Please!
>>1628543
We'll give them the A.A. And put them in the STF in the middle if the ring.
Enjoy the HYP machine
this is so gay. those faggots even yell memes out loud.
Take these horsefuckers to the glue factory
Time for horsefuckers to get buried
But whos side is she on?!
>>1628567
What's up Based Carter?
Ready to bury these horsefuckers?
What shit is this anthem?
>>1628570
Carter squad finna squash these lil dweebs
>>1628576
We glorious as shit
GLORIOUS
FUCK
Are you kidding me
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>NOT EVEN ONE MINUTE IN
>
RRRRIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD!
GOOD FUCKING JOB GUYS
CENA SAVE US
What the fuck
PICK UP THE SLACK
/mulp/ here either team that wins this match I am okay with. /asp/ is my back up if /mlp/ chokes
Don't worry, Cena is just making sure he has odds to overcome.
>>1628593
Hi 2Cold!
>>1628599
Kek
>Choke lesnar
GOOOOOD
Based BMJ
yes
YES
BIG
MATCH
JOHN
BMJ WITH THE AA
BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDOUUUUUUUUUGGHHHHHHH!
BASED
Aint no way u breaking me kid
>>1628593
So we're going to Benuldies
And you're gone for three days
Bullshit
Fucking Choking Owens.
whyyyyyyyyyyy
Fucking hell
WHAT THE FUCK
Fuck this shit
THE ODDS KEEP STACKING
We need a better goalkeeper
why does he keep getting raped?
>>1628636
We're just like portugal
Impossible to defend.
>>1628639
Because HE'S FAT
The fuck was that
Where the fuck is multiple attackers?
WHAT THE FUCK
STOP THIS MATCH
>missing that easy save
jesus christ
/sp/ here. Fucking kill yourselves.
>unironically letting rape score a hat-trick
absolute state of /asp/
WILL SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH
>>1628648
Goalkeeper is trash
We need a replacement
>this goalie
>>1628652
>unironically not getting out of groups
>>1628656
> we
THIS ISN'T FAIR
They got the three count face it we are ded
>not changing the goalkeeper
>>1628662
>are the crystal johns
>>1628661
>unironically not having 2 (TWO) stars
>let alone 1 (ONE)
Banter aside, please fucking win this match.
>>1628666
thanks satan
Whats the score
>>1628673
ded
The goal was to continue the streak we're the Undertaker, titles just don't matter to us.
Mission successful in my opinion.
>>1628673
6 - 1 for /mlp/
>>1628652
>unironically together forever
oh shit, here comes best dad!
>not replacing the goalie
>>1628652
/vp/ here. At least they managed to qualify
This match is a tale of two goalkeepers
>>1628692
And man, Based Fatass is sucking
Why is the goalkeeper fingering his own ass
Who's this memer with the accent that keeps referencing Benoit? He's not our manager is he?
>>1628697
no our manager is groudon
>>1628697
tenko
BROTHER NERO!!
I KNEW YOU'D SCORE
HOPE
BASED
KEEP IT UP
THANK YOU BROTHER NERO
BROTHER NERO
I'D KNEW YOU'D SCORE
A DILAPIDATED GOAL!
D E L E T E
>>1628697
no its just some autistic german
>>1628697
He's cringeworthy as fuck
NOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THANK YOU LEAR AND BORIS FOR RIGGING
BOOOOOOO
oh well
we did well bros we can be proud of this performance
good shit again, groudon you kept our streak alive
RIP /asp/ ;__;7
You fought well
And that's all she wrote. You'll always be the shit little brother, /asp/.
t. /sp/
>>1628717
WE WILL AVENGE YOU /m/
>>1628719
he wass alright the first few minutes
but his benoit obsession is pretty obnoxious
Did we got buried?
You played well /asp/. That match was killing me. It could've easily gone your way if it weren't for Derpy I think. Good luck in Winter!
That's it start removing Based Fatass from the team
He sucks
>>1628729
At least we are still in the Elites unlike you guys.
>>1628730
meant to everyone
/mlp/ here, that was a good game.
See you in winter and at least you have Summer Slam this evening.
>>1628736
gg ponyfags
>>1628731
He completely failed to explain what the Brother Nero meme was, just slowly explaining the least interesting or funny parts of it
He sounds literally autistic.
SACK THE FATASS!
>>1628748
This
gg /asp/
That was really intense last couple minutes. GG /asp/
SACK THE FAT FUCK!
We had a good shot but CM phil cucked it up at the end
>>1628678
Lol really?
Good
Fuck woofc
Remove Based Fatass
we gotta make a gameplan months in advance to win this shit
>>1628755
Nah, it ended 2-3.
>>1628756
THIS! SACK THE FATASS! HE WAS TOO FAT TO CATCH THE BALL EVEN AFTER BEING RED!
gg /asp/
REMOVE FATASS and demote CM Phil
Who are you rooting now?
Rooting for /m/ and /v/.
>>1628771
/o/ and /m/
>>1628775
I forgot about /o/.
/o/, /m/, and /v/.
>>1628771
/o/
i wanna here runnin in the 90s 10 times
How did we lose?
Will we ever win a major tournament?
I'm going to make the /o/ vs pics now.
>>1628783
I prefer Daytona desu
Definitely rooting for /o/ though
>>1628787
we lost cause based fatass was a red so we put him in goal
/mlp/ here. You guys had a good run in the cup and played well and left it all out there. Good game you guys. It was great to compete with you guys.
>>1628810
have sex
>>1628798
The local arcade in my shitty hometown had a daytona booth RIGHT next to the air hockey, which we used to spend all our money on, so that fucking song on repeat is the soundtrack of my adolescence.
/o/'s year.
>>1628810
Take a shower, hit the weights, and get a clue, because we're winning the 2017 winter cup.
It's /o/'s year BABAY!
>>1628810
What did he mean by this?
>>1628810
Trip back on steve
>>1628830
Barneyfag! How's it hanging?
Up for a match against Carter?
>>1628830
Bless you Barneyfag. Now get rid of Carter while you're on it.
>>1628817
Alright, we'll see you there.
Nobody /adv/ here?
Got your Shins
>post yfw the finals is /o/ vs /m/
>>1628862
Not anymore.
>>1628880
Not just yet. It can happen.
Fucking horsefuckers. Rooting for /o/ to win the whole thing now
Damn, this match is a close one
>>1628897
It really is.
>>1628219
I was hitting the weights and getting a clue just to come back to have big draw /asp/ drop the match to ponyfags
>tfw
Char redeems himself
CHAR FUCKING REDEEMS HIMSELF
/m/ and /asp/ are my two boards. This day couldn't have been more nerve-wrecking.
WE WERE FUCKING ROBBED! FUCKING LEAAAAR! HE RIGGED THE GAME FOR THE HORSEFUCKERS FAVOR!
>>1628998
/mlp/ its the bigger draw, we eat the pin for the sake of the company
Here we g/o/
>>1629038
HYPE!
IT'S /O/'S YEAR BABAY!
>It's finally /o/'s year
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
If /o/ wins, Eurobeat wins
>>1629073
Are you implying this is a bad thing?
Jesus, that earrape
>>1629073
I pity the dead who does not know such joys.
DAGUMI
IT'S TIME FOR PANIC!
i hate both boards alike but /mlp/ its quite funny, gotta go with them
>>1629156
have sex ponyfag
>>1629156
Kill yourself horsefucker.
>>1629156
/o/'s going to drive you to the glue factory
Hoping for a /m/iracle
/mlp/ blenders look amazing, can we just rip off the 2k16 faces and put them on /asp/ players?
>>1629263
/m/ vs /o/ is happening!
>>1629288
That fucking shot for /m/!
Hah, ponies get fucked.
this fucking game holy fuck
>>1629358
I'm scared!
Fucking hell, what meme magic is /mlp/ running on?
>>1629475
RIGGING
>>1629386
/o/ please fucking win for God's sake
SACK THE WHOLE MANAGEMENT IF /MLP/ WINS!
/v/ or /m/, /asp/?
>>1629589
/v/ memes are stronger
>>1629589
/m/, fuck /v/
>>1629589
/m/ for 3rd place
/m/ failed to destroy mlp
Go /v/!
I don't give a shit about them but every time /mlp/ wins I fucking laugh cause I know there'll be tears of autistic rage.
Holy shit it feels good not to be a mad 12 year old.
/v/ has Hogan
Not sure if that's a good thing
>>1629689
have sex
>Official /v/ vs /m/ Third Place match results:
>>>/v/ - 3
>>>/m/ - 4
Who gives a shit! /mlp/ should have been in this match! Matter in fact they should have BEEN ELIMINATED IN THE QUARTERFINALS! FUCK THIS CUP! FUCK LEAR AND BORIS! RIGGERS! WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE FINALS!
IT'S FUCKING TIME!
IT'S /O/'S YEAR BABAY!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I really want /o/ to win, but /mlp/'s meme magic is too much
>>1629984
No, don't say that. Believe in /o/. This is their year. Fuck ponies.
>>1630006
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
HOLY FUCK!
/o/ WIN THIS PLEASE!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
W/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/
>/o/'s conditions
It's over
>>1630036
SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
I believe in the power of eurobeat
>>1630124
>not super eurobeat
FUCKING HORSEFUCKERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IT'S /o/s YEAR
>>1630143
You have converted me
>>1630209
Welcome to enlightenment.
This game is killing me
>>1630302
I'm already dead.
>>1630302
WAKE ME UP INSIDE!
Not like this
Time to die.
Welp, horsefuckers win. Thanks for playing.
Official /o/ vs /mlp/ finals match results:
>>>/o/ - 2
>>>/mlp/ - 5
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S ORGE! /mlp/ WON! I'M CRYING! FUCK THIS CUP! I'M DONE!
No one is happy about this.
Fuck the horsefuckers.