UFC

It's fake. But it also shouldn't be discussed on our board. Let the "sports" fags have their one shitty thread on /sp/ so we don't have to deal with dumb marks all day.

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>>1626513
this

Didn't know I was on the wrong board. Legitimately apologize, Mandrama lords.

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>There are people who actually believe UFC isn't scripted

>mandrama fags absolutely FURIOUS

>>1626513
Modern day UFC fans remind me of wrestling back in the 80's when people believed in kayfabe

That's what it feels like now where /heem/fags won't admit it's scripted

>biggest fight ever

Kek

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>>1626526
>th-this three part series w-wasn't planned at all

>>1626529
Their third fight will break record buys if it happens (it will)

Dana White knows what he's doing

He's making money

he most likely wrote the scores at the end also.

>>1626532
There is zero proof of it and it will always be that way

>>1626539
That's because you can't leak info through Dana White

The man will end your life in terms of finances

>>1626539
Anyone with a brian can tell this shit was scripted

I honestly feel sorry for top bill UFC fighters. They have to beat eachother's ass and still lay down where as WWE is relatively safe and still gets paid well. They're pretty fucking dumb desu.

>>1626502

>as wrestling fans

You mean as manchildren who watch fake men pretending to fight in tight underwear

>>1626560
>You mean as manchildren who watch fake men pretending to fight in tight underwear

You're talking about people who post in /heem/ right?

>>1626546

There is yet to be a death in the octagon, can the same be said for WWF?

>>1626563
Well, wrestling has accidentally killed people before

>>1626560
Be honest fag, 99% of UFC watchers don't fight themselves, they're just more fatasses looking for a spectacle. At least wrestling fans admit to it.

>>1626560
>Manchildren who watch fake men pretending to fight in tight underwear?
Which group are we talking about?

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>Your average /heem/ poster

>>1626560
Let's be honest, the shorts UFC fighters wear are tighter than even Bayley's tights or any superstar's tights. It's actually a little homosexual.

>>1626582
Don't forget they wipe their blood on each other and give each other hepatitis

>>1626563
The death you're thinking of wasn't even a death related to wrestling. He fell on his entrance into the ring.

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>>1626581

>Your average /asp/ie poster

>>1626589
Rey Mysterio killed someone in ring.

>>1626595
>Getting a picture with Big Match John

Fucking based tbqh

>>1626596
Sounds familiar. Where was it and when?

>>1626589

I was actually referring to the one that happened during a match with rey mysterio in Mexico. A guy died in the ring and the people around didnt even give him any first aid, they let him lie there lifeless cause "the show must go on."

>>1626597
The bump he took himself killed him

That was proven false that it was Rey's fault

>>1626595
That kid had sex later that night. Something the average /heem/ poster has yet to accomplish

>>1626596
yea in an outlel mexican promotion

>>1626602
meant >>1626596

>>1626601
Pretty fucked up but it didn't happen in a WWE ring which you were implying it did.

>Guy dies in an outlaw wrestling promotion
>Outlaw wrestling = WWE

Nah

>>1626502
The amount of hard shots to the face each man took tonight without going down has me questioning the veracity of the fight. They're not wearing boxing gloves. Some punches which should have had enough power to put a man on the ground did not.

>>1626604

Yeah mandrama fans get diddled a lot

>>1626610

>who is chris benoit
>mandrama is much safer says the tripcuck

>>1626648
Nowadays it is considering most head bumps are banned

>>1626648
>a wrestling match killed him

Oh wait....

>>1626648
chris benoit didn't die in a ring
way to move the goal posts

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>>1626648
>Benoit
>Dying in the ring

>>1626653
>>1626654
>>1626658
>>1626661

>mandrama is much safer than MMA
>Their """wrestlers"""" are allowed to roid at will so they can look big and tough for manchildren to jerk off to at the expense of their own health

>>1626532
it wasn't planned by anybody other than Nate Diaz.

>>1626672
You've moved the goalposts so far you've changed the topic

Good lord my man

>>1626672
I understand why you call it the WWF now, because you haven't been up to date on it since the 90s.

>>1626672
>Got BTFO after changing the goalposts
>Changes goalposts again

>>1626679
>>1626679

>s-s-stop moving goal posts
>trying to argue that wwe is much safer when the athletes suffer more mortality rates than the average mma athlete

>>1626681

>you haven't been up to date on it since the 90s.

Yeah I haven't been 10 in a long time.

>>1626672
MMAnlets roid just as bad. Don't be naive.

>>1626689
Don't you have a "totally not rigged fight" to jerk off about on /sp/

Also

>mma fighters
>Not on the juice

HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>1626690

Name ones who have died from roiding like mandrama wrestlers do. I'll wait.

>>1626696
You don't die from roiding you fucking dumb mark

>>1626689
I could have sworn you were 10 by your height. Sorry, my mistake.

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>>1626701
BAW GOD THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY

>>1626693

I never said mma fighters weren't on the juice, I was challenging the notion of "wwe being relatively safe" Pretty sure I saw an article of hoards of people suing wwe for undiagnosed concussions

>Muh safe-space

This board used to be the place to discuss actual sports, not your homo-erotic oily men dance theater.

>>1626705
Oh you're a karate kiddy or a toygun fag.

Sorry we "invaded" your little clubhouse

>>1626701

>Crumbling down this hard

At least you tried little guy, I'm not the one stuck watching a kid's show.

>>1626711
>MMA
>Not a kid's show

I hear obese 16 olds love tap out because of their shirt size variation.

>>1626708

>invaded

More like got kicked out for soiling wherever cesspool you came from.

>>1626711
We may watch a kid's show but at least we're not denying it's fake like you are mate.

UFC fans are simply retarded because they refuse to believe that there sport isn't anything but """"real"""""

>>1626718
You sound awfully haughty for posting on a dead board.

Have you ever I don't know, ventured outside this graveyard called a board?

>>1626720

There's nothing fake about getting punched in the face. I know you want the world to empathize with why you still watch 300 lbs roided gorillas like triple H fake hit each other, but it's just not gonna happen.

>>1626727
There's also nothing fake about getting tossed on your neck by a 300 pound man also but I guess all the broken necks, legs, and bones in general are just "apart of the program" according to you.

Fuck me if a wrestler is out for months because their spine got fractured, but it's okay though, according to people like it's all planned by them right?


This is how stupid you sound by the way defending UFC.

>>1626725

Better a dead board, than one overrun by autistic wwe fans who think posting the same thread over and over and discussing women's farts is funny.

>State of your lives

And you want people to actually respect you when you're even worse than /mlp/

All these wwe fans saying ufc is so obviously scripted.

You guys are dipshit losers, """"wrestling"""" is such garbage, only time I saw wrestling on guy smashed another man's hand with a hammer, it's a total scam.

If youre going to be into something so faggy, at least watch real Olympic style wrestling and not a bunch of 40 year olds in costumes breaking chairs on each other.

>>1626736
Hello manchild from /sp/, glad you can join us as you are, what we call, a dumb fucking mark.

>>1626732

>Oh wow that guy just body slammed that other guy it's totally real now everyone in the world should watch it!!1!!

>>1626733
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH WHY DON'T I H-HAVE A S-S-SAFE SPACE W-WHERE I WON'T BE M-MADE F-F-F-FUN OF FOR BELIEVING UFC ISN'T PREDETERMINED?

>>1626733
>Look at me I posted on a dead board and it got taken over by more active discussion oh no :((

Nah m8, you just sound like a pretentious cunt.

>>1626739
Man, you are dumb as you are dense. It's honestly astounding.

But I guess that's what goes to love UFC, you have to honestly retarded to enjoy it.

/sp/ are total faggot marks in general. Every single "sport" they discuss everyone doors and the "winners" are whoever can pay the most at any given moment. It's just as meaningless as wrestling. /asp/isles can look at a UFC "fight" for ten seconds and tell it's fixed.

I have never seen bigger marks in my life than MMA fags. They're all manlets who got bullied and think training and listening to Joe Rogan will help. kys and get the fuck off our board you goddamn idiots.

>>1626741

don't you have a fart thread to make you low life tripfag?

>>1626752
>GUYS IT'S TOTALLY NOT RIGGED! LOOK AT HOW CONNOR FOUGHT HE CLEARLY WON I MEAN COME ON

>>1626745
>you have to honestly retarded to enjoy it

this an insult coming from the guy who watches oily men pretend to hit each other and people who can't even act correctly try and insult each other?

oh my feelings are just hurt. watching a kid's show full of dweeb wrestlers.

>>1626758
Nobody oils themselves anymore

Jesus christ you're picking out insults from the 1980's you're so out of touch. You should maybe read a newspaper because you seem to be stuck a few decades back in time.

>>1626742

>more active discussion

>is he a draw xD
>how do her farts smell like xD

I guess you need an IQ of 50 to "get" mandrama past the age of 12. You're yet to even logically argue your points, just devolve to name-calling cause I guess that's what children do.

>>1626752
*doses

But my point still stands.

>>1626563
not too long ago a dude from mcgregors camp beat a guy so bad they rushed him to the hospital where he died

>>1626761
>Get called a pretentious cunt
>Reponds like someone who is pretentious

It's not namecalling if it's true. How's the weather up on your high horse though. I bet your anger has been building up because of your "precious imageboard".

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>MY PRECIOUS IMAGEBOARD DISCUSSION IS IN VAIN

OH MY GOD

I THOUGHT PEOPLE WHO COMPLAINED ABOUT QUALITY DISCUSSION WERE A MYTH BUT THIS TAKES THE CAKE

>this thread.

Is /asp/ a contamination board?

>>1626767

>Pretentious because mandrama weenies came and ruined the board with their inherent autism

Are you incapable of discussing your children's show without being retarded? Is that the image you want to project?

>>1626771

It's the designated autism board because no grown adult past the age of 12 can like mandrama and be of sound mind.

>>1626771
We have an entire board to ourselves because wrestling has many points of discussion.

Dumbass MMArks are relegated to one thread on a board full of other dumb marks because their fixed product is still so fucking boring.

>>1626774
Yeah, we "ruined" the board. Right, because 4chan is known for its deep in-depth discussion of topics that surely challenges the idea of thought and moves the mind in ways that are truly incomprehensible.

Here, I just posted like you and your "super duper high IQ" quality of posting.

Maybe you should loosen up and not be so haughty, then maybe you'd realize this whole board is about escapism with hobbies but I guess not considering you still insist on trying to convince me about stuff I've known since I was 11.

Can the same be said about airsoft kiddies and them knowing their guns are toys?

i bet this anti-wwe guy posts on reddit

he sounds like a neckbeard bringing shit like "IQ" into the mix

>>1626781

>immediately projects and thinks anyone who doesnt like mandrama is an airsoft kid

I can't imagine being as daft as you are.

>Le 4chan isn't le serious business lol fart noises xD

Mandrama children are 13 year olds who are still stuck in their /b/ phase. Okay kid I finally get your point now.

>Just cause his kid's show is fake then everything is fake

>>1626778
>GUYS LETS CIRCLEJERK ABOUT BASED CONNOR OH MAN HE CALLED THIS GUY A CUNT THE OTHER DAY OH MY GOD BASED CONNOR

/heem/ is the epitome of one-dimensional

I know we meme about outlaws here, but it's still another dimension to wrestling in its self and etc.

I don't know what they get on about in there and how they have a new thread every number of hours. Must be just a giant shitposting circlejerk

>>1626789
Listen mate, I'm just gonna be upfront, you're a pretentious cunt.

That's really all there is to it, you're an uptight cunt who loves to shit on others fun.

And I bet you're so far up your own arse you're gonna respond to this post to get the last word in because that's what you are, Mr. I'm Superior.

So go about shitting on others fun as you do, because nothing will ever give you joy in life than knowing you win internet arguments while being proud you post on a dead imageboard.

>>1626778
>wrestling has many points of discussion

which diva farts are you fixated on today fatso?

>>1626797
no u

>>1626797
>you're an uptight cunt who loves to shit on others fun.

You can like your children's mandrama all you like cause you're still mentally 12, but not everyone is obligated to "get" it.

>Le get le worst word in

What happened to not being so serious? I'm proud that I outgrew children's mandrama. You should try doing the same. Do you still wear diapers too? Leave the kid stuff behind yeah?

>>1626801
>he actually responded

wew

>>1626802

>p-please no bully okay? stop replying to me REEEEE delete this ;_;

>>1626798
Nah dummy. Wrestling is basically a television show mixed with a performance art mixed with industry talk. So there's a lot to talk about even if we mostly like Reigns, Nash, etc here.

Meanwhile MMAnlets still think it's real so they treat it like a """sport""" with """analysis""" from fatasses who have never thrown a punch in their lives.

>>1626805
>from fatasses who have never thrown a punch in their lives.

Why are you discussing mandrama autists? You like to watch people fake punch each other huh?

>>1626814
>this autist is still going at it

it never ends truly

>>1626816

>Please stop responding to me okay?
>W-w-why are you still responding

Are you going to cry to your mommy? I bullied you online and told you your soap opera was fake and gay?

>>1626822
im not the other guy captain autism

but yeah you're autistic

>>1626814
We know it's fake. We like to be entertained and see a good show.

MMAnlet fatasses still think it's a real """sport""" and are marks.

>>1626824

>IP count hasn't changed
>Im not the other guy

>>1626829

>We like to be entertained and see a good show

Oh so it's dance ballet theater then?

>Entertained by roided gorillas humping each other in their speedos

To each their own

the MMAnlet in this thread getting worked is fucking hilarious tbqh

this is new levels that deancuck could never achieve

>>1626814
You do know boxers have admitted to fixed fights before right? Even PRIDE fighters have come out and said fights were fixed.

the mandrama autists in this thread so used to seeing fake mandrama their brains think reality is now fake

seriously sad

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>>1626835
>roided gorillas humping each other in their speedos
are we still talking about WWE?

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>>1626841
>LITERALLY getting worked by /asp/

im in tears lads

>>1626849

So this is the power of mandrama autism?

>>1626853
this is the power of you getting worked into a shoot brother

>>1626841
>>1626839
Are you going to keep ignoring reality too?

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>>1626846
>We like to be entertained and see a good show.

What did the mandrama autist mean by this?

UFCucks and MMAnlets are absolutely pathetic.

>>1626859
I've never seen so many people call others delusional while being delusional themselves in my life

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>>1626859

What did you mean by this?

>MMAnlet gets worked into a shoot
>realizes he got worked
>proceeds to shitpost because he is literally SEETHING

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>>1626857
>I-It's not homo bro

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>>1626870

>We like to be entertained and see a good show.

So confirmed >>>/lgbt/ then huh?

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>>1626873
I didn't write that reply you're quoting retard

>>>/r/faggotry

>>1626864
>>1626857
>>1626873
What is your point with this? It's funny and funny to watch. Who cares? Enjoy your fake fighting for turbo-manlets karate training to beat up their bullies.

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>>1626880

>We like to be entertained and see a good show.

Wew. RIP mandrama autists. I just "buried" you and your homo-erotic literal arse kissing """entertainment"""" as you like to say.

>Mfw a mandrama sperg expected to be taken seriously near me

Laughing stock of the world. Next to /mlp/

>>1626888
>calling us mlp

this is honestly /b/tier insulting

>not realizing this is bretcuck

lmao at all of you, him posting HBGay pictures should have confirmed this

>>1626889

shouldnt you be kissing another man's arse for your entertainment?

>>1626891
>bretcuck defends MMA

This is a whole new level of pathetic for bretcuck

>>1626895
he hates this board now m8, just comes here to work everyone.

>>1626897
only person bretcuck works is himself

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>We like to be entertained and see a good show.

Really makes you think

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>>1626888
still didn't write that reply you're quoting
but go on and keep sperging out

>>1626889

Yeah you're right. The pony fags at least have jobs to funnel into their hobby. Mandrama spergs sit in their greasy rooms all day fantasizing about Hulk Hogan's big oily muscles.

>>1626907
>The pony fags at least have jobs
kek

>>1626901
he's been working you lot for awhile if you keep replying

carter would have outed himself by now

>>1626912
he works himself into thinking he's worked anybody with his babby tier shitposting

Defend this MMAfags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkN8V2Xogsw

>>1626527
What do you know about the eighties you're like 12

>>1626589
If you're gonna have a trip involving Bayley you gotta post pictures of her ass with every post

It's the law

>>1626648
>kimbo slice isn't dead, he's just in hiding
>booto guylain? that happened in outlaw mma
>amateurs dying from injuries? doesn't count!

>>1626804
i can imagine you just seething at your keyboard, really really fucking mad that some people watch wrestling

>>1626797
>SEETHING

https://zooqle.com/ufc-202-ppv-diaz-vs-mcgregor-720p-hdtv-x264-fmn-tjet-vcp31.html

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>>1626689
You got worked AND btfo, mark.
Take a shower, hit the weights, ect.

>>1626733
>getting worked
>THIS fucking hard

Go get some sleep, mark.

Every sport is scripted. Do people genuinely believe that a company/league would ignore the oppourtunity to make well over double the revenue just to be legit? Seriously, you have to be a fucking moron to think that any sport is legit.

But with UFC, the fans really are retarded. They act like the kids who thought wrestling was real back in the day. It was obvious they were going to make a trilogy after the hype train of the first one. The booking of it was iffy though. I guess Diaz didn't want to put the manlet over vi KO/sub so a "majority" win would suffice.

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>wrestling fans

>>1626502

>scripted promos for months leading into the fight
>50/50 booking
>trilogy match coming

yeah it's literally wwe tier.

>>1627800
that guy seriously needs to get laid

>>1627826
Even Rogan was talking about whether it would actually be better for nate to lose (financially) and lets be honest.. It is, he might pull in another 10 mill in the third fight.

>>1626502
This script is pretty similar to Rock vs Cena 3 match series

>>1626502
they don't strike as hard as they could

Plus during the totally real unscripted manly fight mcgregor turned his back and slowly walked away, anyone not retarded would have just ran up and hit him in the back of his head as hard as possible

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>>1626502
4 tkos a in an event, calls it scripted. Early stoppage should be the norm if we want to have knees to the head of a downed opponent allowed.
So many casual here that never trained.
What's worse, you made it to /sp/.
Go get a life.

McCuckregor will steal the BROKEN gimmick next, I'm calling it

>children's mandrama is fake therefore everything else is fake

Wew

>never post on /asp/
>never post on /sp/
>last night I went to my brother's house because he was throwing a party to watch the fight
>get there
>everyone is super excited about it
>I'm neutral towards all of it
>"No, anon, you see it's not just the fight, its all the stuff leading up to the fight, like all the trash talking and stuff"
>They give me examples of these ufc fighters basically acting unprofessional as fuck
>"Oh so you like it because of the drama and the reality-tv part of it?"
>half the room "YES"
>Other half of the room "NO, well yeah but not like that..."

>le about to sit man vs. running away dude

I almost remembered why I don't watch UFC anymore

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Wasnt phil suposed to fight at ufc 202 did i miss it?
Or did he delay it again

>>1629293

>Lying on the internet to impress your fellow neckbeards

>>1629293
>Creating imaginary friends and situations just to impress other autists on a wrestling board

>>1630284
he's fighting at 203 like planned.

I'm both an mma and prowrestling fan, and I will always be. But seriously, wrestling fans like most of the autistic guys on this board are what give wrestling fans such bad reputation. When I tell people I'm a WWE fan people look at me like a manchild, and that have never been the case with MMA. Deal with it, 90% of the people think that way. No, the UFC is not fake, yes, they use sometimes scripted shit to hype the events, but if you seriously believe the fights are fake or scripted, then you're literally a fucking retard. But of course, the delusional fags will keep throwing shit at the UFC on the internet, because their fucking autism won't let them deal with reality. Sad shit.

>>1632603
I honestly wouldn't have a problem with wwe being on this board if the posters were like you

>inb4 gain height, get a clue, seething, or any other memes