Ayy
At least I know you're the real Pedro
Eva is fucking disgusting looking.
>>1582888
begging you to have sex
>>1582888
Have sex
>>1582888
Have sex ya virgin twerp
>>1582888
>t. Nia Jax
>>1582891
What are you talking about? Everyone knows that Bliss is way hotter. I would also gag and rape Becky.
>>1582851
You think 4 gamethreads is enough?
>>1582888
lmao nigga u gay
>>1582910
>Becketty fag
no surprise, change your trip back to BeckyLynchWaifuGuy
>>1582914
We need nore tbch, Smackdown deserves it
>>1582851
QUEEN
>>1582910
>40 year old NEET
>>1582921
I also like Naomi. I wanna rape her butt and make uso watch
reply to this thread if you hate chads like randy orton
>>1582938
This
What's going on? Is there a war going on or are these all made by the samefag? I wanna support Deanchad but I'm confused.
Why is everyone insluting me? I just wanna worshio Naomi's ass and Becky's thighs and fuck the everloving shit out of Molly Holly and masturbate to Gadget Hackwrench in the stall of a girls daycare.
>>1582954
This is my thread and spergs are tryna start a war nigga
>>1582947
Have sex for the love of god. And I'm begging you, on the floor pleading, for you to lose weight and gain height
Why is there 3 threads?
STOP THE FUCKING SPAM!!!
>>1582964
>phil
>>1582971
autism
>>1582961
>>1582944
>Samefagging this badly
At least try to make an effort and take off your trip
>>1582984
huh?
>>1582971
Because the janitors are sleeping, or in our case probably jacking off to cheese pizza
Fuck it, IM staying here, at least this is not made by Carter or false Carter
>>1582988
>huh?
Can't fool me Pedro
>>1582981
kek phil btfo
Hey guys im gonna write a wwe themed creepypasta, what should it be about and have any ideas about some of the details?
>>1582997
what u mean?
>>1582944
18+
>>1583000
Shut up, faggot. And don't think we don't know you're a RAWtist. We told you you're not welcome here.
>>1583000
>writing a creepypasta
Have sex. Lose weight. Gain height
>>1583000
Obligatory Chris Benoit
>Del Rio
Can he just leave already? He's the most boring fuck in this company
>>1582921
Becketty fag is too much of a beta to rape anyone. He'd rather cuddle or some gay shit
>>1583000
Pagie's haunted house of snu snu
Is it just me or is Orton taking every opportunity to no sell for dorito?
>>1583000
make a wrestling creepypasta in the 3rd world country
>>1583017
Honestly he's been seeming down and tired lately like he's not accepting of the fact he came back to job to Lesnar.
>>1583000
>Benoit
>Owen hart was goin to expose some crazy WWE secret so they killed him
>>1582961
>>1582984
HE DELETED IT HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
RAW LIVE GAMETHREAD #1
You guys are all autists
>>1582888
gain the height
Cherry Poppins edge ucates you
>>1583012
You are queer
>>1583027
Post dick
I hope you retards learn that this is a slow ass board and you can afford to let a thread hit the reply limit before you start a new thread
fuck randy orton he's a fucknig chad who got everything handed to him
https://twitter.com/RealPaigeWWE/status/763172351840178176
>>1583036
Later while im fapping to eva marie pics
>>1583000
The chilling story of how /smack/ had had sex, got a clue and gained height
Back to /raw/ mark
this isn't even a bad match between orton and del rio desu
>>1583001
How pathetic is your life, that you dedicate so much time to shitposting
>the state of smackdown
MIGRATE HERE
>>1582849
>>1582849
>>1582849
>>1582849
>>1582849
>>1582849
>>1582849
>>1582849
>>1582849
First team watching this in english since Brand split.
Otunga its awful, JBL shit as always, Mauro cant do this alone.
How do you manage to watch this with this commentary team?
>>1583040
It's over. This thread won the thread wars. Probably because of lack of namefagging.
>>1583047
huh?
>>1583041
You should have lost weight in high school, maybe then you would have had sex and not be so salty towards chads that are taller than you
All of you fags are fucking cancer.
>yfw you realize this will be the best match of the show even with borton's shit snaps and no selling
>>1583000
wat?
>>1583041
Like Stephanie McMahon kek
>>1583045
Promise? You're a man of your word after all
>>1583051
Otunga is pretty bad i'll give you that
he sounds geekier every week
RKO
I like this, honestly. Keep Del Rio a little stronger than otherwise and build him as a decent heel, which Smackdown is lacking.
>>1583066
>Your Thread 22 Replies
>This Thread 78 Replies
Atleast try
>>1583068
>________ is popular right now guys! Please associate our stale sub par show with it!¡!¡!¡
>>1583070
Post pics, Carter
>>1583068
At least with otunga, you can tell it's him talking. Saxton just sounds like a white guy.
goore
>the utter state of smackdown
>>1583070
So you're a skinnyfat closeted homo who's only been lifting for 2 months?
>>1582851
Whenever Otunga says anything, it sounds the the emotionless, generic drivel that you hear on wrestling video games.
>>1583080
what are you fucking gay?
We have the most useless mods of 4chan. FUCKING BAN THIS SPAMMERS
Who here /glorious/ ?
>>1583073
SD has Wyatt & AJ Styles. They have the best heels in the company apart from Rollins
>>1583089
Yes. Now fucking post body pics and prove you're /fit/ and 6'4
Where is he?
>>1583084
>rawtist falseflagging
>would rather see Sasha horseface Banks over Eva Marie's tits
>>1583073
Still he has no chance, he wont resign, he will leave soon
AJ its the only top heel on Smack
RHYNOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1583085
Nah, i've been lifting for 2years and i'm pretty big now, I post on /fit/ with the same trip.
>above ground pool
wtf i hate heath slade now
I'm here
>Rhyno no taking the fall for his fellow wrestler
Who is this man dressed as Rhyno? Far too calm, not enough gores
>>1583095
how tall are ya?
>>1583099
Good, he can take Paige with him. They're both fucking boring.
Del Rio was only good when he had Ricardo or whatever his name was as his promoter
>>1583101
>I post on /fit/
Ok, that explains your autism. Did you figure out the sticky is a troll yet or are you still new?
>>1583109
6'6 ya fucking manlet. Now post pics
>>1583111
what u mean?
>>1583111
>the sticky is a troll
no it's not
>>1583109
6'7.5"
>>1583114
>Not even being 7'0
Manlets, when will they learn?
how does Rhyno have time to wrestle?
Help i'm going in circles
>>1583114
timestamp your height , and i will give you pics of my abs.
I'm here.
>>1583122
Abe Lincoln found the time
>touring with WWE while running for state office
>>1583127
Wanna bet
youre telling me smackdown has based slater, eva marie, BMJ and is ONLY 2 hours? rawtists BTFO
>above ground swimming pools
>>1583121
>Not being 500 feet tall and from the paleolithic era
miz has a nice fucking car....
>>1583122
He'll leave after SS
>>1583124
former /roidgeneral/bro here. Pls stop
>>1583124
I don't want you abs you fucking homo. I want your height I asked first, now prove you're /fit/ 6'4. Otherwise you're just a fat 4'11 turbo manlet
>>1583141
rented
>>1583122
why wouldn't he? He's running as a republican in a muslim district he doesn't have to pretend to campaign he's going to get maybe 30% of the vote, MAYBE
>Scooby Doo shit
kill me now
Based Scooby Heel Turn
Based Miz
>>1583132
Alpha af desu
>>1583145
i don't roid, what ya mean?
>>1583110
18+
>>1583141
Holy shit get worked faggot
BASED SCOOBY IS A HIGH KEY SAVAGE
>locked inside the car
Scooby doo vs the bunny. Book it Vince. Take my money
>THAT NAMECARD
>>1583150
have sex
Rhyno is going to win for the people of Dearborn, Michigan
Former ECW World and TV Champion
>>1583151
If you don't posts pics of dicks with timestamp by the end of smackdown. You leave /asp/ forever
>>1583147
timestamp ya height on driver's licence and i will.
Thoughts on my theory as to why Smackdown is boring?
>>1583116
SUCKIN A DICK YEAH
ONE MAN BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
THUNDER THIGHS RHYNO
Rhyno has the shortest arms in the wrestling business
SLATER IS GOAT
SLATER IS GOAT
SLATER IS GOAT
SLATER IS GOAT
SLATER IS GOAT
I know Heath is a jobber, but I'll be damned if he loses to a fuckin thumb
>Free Agant shirt
KEK Best Jobber in the history of WWE
>>1583175
u first manlet
my god this show is fucking boring
raw dropped the ball this week and this is somehow worse. fuck wwe.
FEED ME- I mean GORE!!!
>>1583169
This is amazing
>>1583180
Cannot unsee
>Heath with a bigger pop than Dean
BASED SLATER
Reminder Rhyno is getting a huge push as a Senate Rep and possibly WWE Champion
>his IQ is lower then his shoe size
LEL
>5'10"
no wonder Rhyno became a jobber when he was on Raw
>>1583185
I don't have anything to prove to ya, stop bothering me little guy.
>>1583176
I have a theory on why you struggle making friends
It's a little known condition called autism
>>1583194
KEK
HEYYYYYYYYYYY
>>1583196
What's that? Can't hear you from all the way down there
HEATH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1583180
No he just has the widest body. Makes them look short.
ECW chants
>>1583207
huh?
Fuck this shit. Get this fat useless thumb out of here.
Push Slater to the IC/US title. Enough of this jobbing bullshit, he's actually talented and over.
NOOOOO HIS 18 KIDS
SLATER BTFO
Even without Styles and Cena this SD has been pretty good so far.
>All these incest jokes
NOT PG
>what is he gonna say to his cousin.. his wife
cheeky
>>1583215
Speak up lil guy still can't hear ya
>>1583213
ECW were the proto-smarks
>>1583223
What hapened i was washing my car
>>1583222
be serious, this SD is worse than ALLTIMELOW RAW
>>1583228
wat u mean?
>a fucking nigger jew on the middle east
>ben hurrr
>>1583234
I mean you're a manlet
>inb4 i'm 6'4
you've been exposed lil guy
>>1583233
>Rawtist falseflagging
>>1583231
You didn't miss anything
Why are they still doing this Wyatt / family gimmick. They've been trying for like 3 years now. It still sucks and it's still not over (except the pop when the lights go off because yay they get to use the lights!)
is an horse an athlete?
>look at channels to see what else is on
>MadTV is back
wtf
>>1583238
huh?
>>1583247
Where? What channel senpai?
>>1583245
yes
t. peyton manning
>>1583239
I'm not. This SD is shit.
>>1583245
Yes
>>1583248
I understand it's hard to hear me when I'm all the way up here and you;re down there. Don't worry lil guy I'll stop picking on you now
why THE FUCK is this thread so slow?
>>1583251
CW
it's probably worse than this
>Sin Cara defeated Jinder Mahal on superstars
What the fuck was the point of rehiring him lol
Skip cash, use interac flash
>>1583245
yes
>>1583244
Bray Wyatt is a good swamp cult leader, he keeps his followers
>>1583258
Youre in the wrong place
https://discord.gg/6cGjC
>>1583268
>that fucking virus
reported to the NSA
OH BOY MORE WIMMINS
HEATH GOAT
>2 womens segments
state of smackdown
F-A-G-G-O-T
GET EVA BACK OUT PLEASE
DIRTY DISGUSTING TRASH BAG HOE
>>1583268
is this virus?
Another cringe promo. please stop stop stop please
How do I gain height?
Carmella
>infinite piss breaks
>7 KIDS
Cringe
>Carmella
Time to fap
Post carmellas
dear lord
is she trying to be john cena? cringe
>2 (two) divas shit in a 2 hr show
Carmella is really cringeworthy.
>Carmella
god please no
no stop
no carmells please stop the enzo gimmick
this is so bad
no no stop
close your mouth
oh god thank you Nattie.
>Female Memezo
The more they have her talk, the more they shouldn't have separated her from Enzo & Cass
Natalya is fat
Carmella sounds autistic, but she's cute
How is Carmella on the main roster? I mean even by Divas standards, holy shit it's bad.
>Eva
>Carmella
>Renee
>Becky
Tbqh /smack/ has hotter Divas
>>1583284
Get a trip
>>1583261
oh wow
Does anyone else tough it was Rhyno who tried to attack Carmella?
>>1583291
Smackdownies will defend this
JBL called her Kamala
KEK
based moonwalking guido whore
> those Dr Seuss rhymes
What's worse: Roman vs Roman or Liv Morgan vs Carmella?
>>1583293
This
>JBL calling Carmella Kamala
smackucks seething
2 (TWO) women's wrestling segments
>>1583300
Eva, Alexa, Charly
Dubs confirm
Michael Jack-who?
>>1583298
Another genius decision by Triple H
>>1583296
this.
>>1583295
Why? She provided nothing for them. They're better off without her.
Your mistake (and WWE's) is caring about Carmella.
>>1583099
He is going to fuck himself.
He left LU with them holding their own dicks.
He may piss off VKM.
Then he'll only have Dixie and Mexican leagues to work with.
>>1583265
>dat forehead
ONE OF THE CAMREAS HAS FUCKING VASEILINE ON IT
AHAHAHAHAH STATE OF THIS FUCKIN SHOW
>>1583300
>Becky
Swap her out for Naomi and you have a point
>Natalia will never smother you with her thighs
Why live?
>>1583313
>TFW your only good segment had Boreman Lames
>Carmella's yells
can they fire natayla?
she sounds like a fucking transvestite
>Carmella
>Alexa bliss
Bryan loves trashy whores
UH HEY NICE SHOW YOU HAVE HERE SMAKEKS
BUHLEE DAT
Holy shit that scream.
>>1583319
It would've kept those three together, and kept less segments off the air like the one that just happened. Don't care much though, guess they need more female jobbers with "personality"
BASED NATTIE USING ENZOS LINES
this isn't porn mom I swear!
>>1583328
You've been hitting up some good lookin trans
>>1583304
Raw is 80/20 ground beef
Smackdown is 93/7
I mean they're both ground beef still
>>1583327
You know she's a freak in the sack. Would love to dp her with big cass
Carmella is gonna give me an Ear infection.
Oooohhh ohhhh ohhhh ohhhh ohhhh ooooohhhhh ohhhhhh. Now we know how carmella screams when she fucks
>those moans
>>1583328
She is the best fucking female wrestler on SD. They need her to make the other divas look decent in the ring. Basically she is there to job to other divas.
>Becky and Nattie best divas on SD
>both do nothing but lose
Why does Carmella sound like she's getting fucked in the ass?
>>1583328
She's the only one that saves us from listening to Carmella's cringe entrance promo.
Why would we want her fired?
Anyone else fapping to the cadence of Carmella's screams?
>>1583327
I was thinking the same thing
FINAL CONSOLIDATED THREAD
>>15831980
>>15831980.
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>>15831980
>>15831980.
That match puts that likes of Harley Race, Arn Anderson and Dory Funk to shame
Truly we live in the greatest era of wrestling
>>1583337
Why do you think leaner ground beef is better? We don't grind 90% lean at the restaurant I work at for anything, shit would taste like nothing and have a terrible texture and dry out horribly
>>1583351
ebin
>>1583351
destroyed
>>1583337
What's with your analogy, my dude?
>>1583346
I really hope they start getting the wins they deserve
>>1583349
are you me
>Only half a roster
>still better than RAW
https://www.instagram.com/p/BIlQOv4jHw_/?taken-by=natbynature
Would
FINAL CONSOLIDATED THREAD
>>1583198
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>>1583344
What did he mean by this?
>>1583351
hahahahahahaha based mods
FINAL THREAD
>>1583198
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BASED PHELPS
>>1583346
Haha no. Natty is so overrated because muh Hart dungeon
Yeah she knows done submission holds, so what? She is awkward in the ring, bad on the mic, has no charisma, has a shit moveset, cannot lead a match, and could stand to lose about 30lbs
Nikki and Char can wrestle rings around her
>>1583326
>Boreman Lames
Wow how long did it take you to think of that one fatty?
>>1583371
>>1583344
you forgot to turn your trip off.
>>1583381
Fucking African fag didn't even medal
>>1583351
Wtf i love mods now
>>1583379
see
>>1583198
>>15831980
mods didn't do SHIT it was a mistype bitch tits
>>1583344
>>1583371
Ummm... What?
>>1583383
>Nikki
You're an idiot and a moron
>>1583351
KEK
>>1583351
FUCKING REKT
>>1583344
>>1583371
Oh my god, just kill yourself already Carter
>>1583390
MODS DIDN'T DO SHIT IT WAS A MISTYPE
FINAL THREAD
>>1583198
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You didn't need to delete both of them
>>1583405
nice photoshop ya fucking nerd.
>>1583399
>>1583400
KEK YOURSELF THREAD STILL HERE BITCH CHECK THE TIME IT WAS MADE
>>1583198
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>>1583371
>Too stupid to turn his trip off
You've gone senile fatty
BASED CORBIN KILLING MANLETS
>>1583414
you tried
>>1583410
KYS Carter
>>1583460
Fuck you retard.
>>1583460
Is he gonna dial up the edgy meter like Austin wanted him to?
>>1583394
Nikki is actually pretty good