1st for Enzo is a faggot
BASED MICK
Based Deanmark
Nth for JERIGOAT
1st for neckbeards being triggered by women
SHILL THE NETWORK HARDER MICK!!
smackucks on litera lsuicide watch
their show will open with 20 mintes of yes chants instead kek
Dubs for angle return
This opening is great
Raw keeps blowing the fuck out of Smackdown lmao
#CheapPop
FIRST FOR FOLEY PLUGS
WHAT IS HE WEARING
i've had this entire promo muted. has anything good happened?
IF YOU DON'T SUPPORT #BLM
YOU'RE A RACIST AND A BIGOT.
>MICK SHILL
Get off of my TV you bag o' bones.
This is an amazing intro
This is literally the most painful segment of the year.
Jericho had a few good lines, but holy fuck did everyone else shit it up beyond repair.
Foley looks like a bum who broke out of an institution
>has to shill Holey Foley when there is suppose to be a fucking wrestling storyline going on.
What's up with Sasha's voice? Is she partially deaf or something?
FOLEY SHILL
KNEW IT WAS COMING
but where's the cheap pop?
>Foley shilling his own show while shilling le diversity tag match playa
Fucking garbage
>Mixed tag team match
Enzo is awful. His promos are just random insults and catchphrases.
MIXED TAG MATCHES
MEN VS WOMAN
MOMS EVERYWHERE OUTRAGED
>mixed tag team match
This would mean something if Vince would let a chick take a shot from a man
Omg they are doing it the madmen!
>this womens segment literally got cucked by jericho and enzo
they are just watching
>state of women's wrestling
and jerigoat destroyed enzo, kinda sad
>the state of raw
>BEATING WOMEN
BASED NEW ERA
What the fuck is even going on?
>>1546885
>Mix team match
wew
>Man can't fight woman
>""""""mixed"""""""
Well, Jericho is tapping to a Banks Statement to push the NEW ERA OF WRESTLING.
Pretty obvious
>YFW BOTCHA PINS JERIGOAT BECAUSE OF MUH WOMYN
>>1546687
Wizard desu
>mfw Cass comes out and beats the shit out of Botcha and Enzo
>literally 20 minutes in
I hope wwe realizes that will all these rawtists commuting suicide, their ratings will continue to suffer.
TAG TEAM PLAYAS
Damn they doin intergender matches again, we seriously might be goin back to TV-14 soon
Foley is a fucking faggot
>This opening is great
Would you cum inside Noelle Foley?
>JERICHO HITS A CODEBREAKER ON MANKS
>>1546966
>very obvious prediction
>wizard
HAHAHAAH HOLY FUCK
>BOTCHZO AND BOTCHA BANKS ON THE SAME TEAM
HAS THERE EVER BEEN A MORE BOTCH FILLED TAG TEAM HOLY SHIT
everything they do is gonna be a botch, i cannot wait
Please god don't let Jericho get pinned by a woman
Do you think Jericho and Charlotte are diddling?
JeriGOAT will code break Sasha.
I love this New Era
The absolute fucking state of Raw
>>1546976
No, I don't want an autistic kid
>>1546976
I'm not trying to get clown aids nigga
>20 minute opening promo
>>1546979
Would mark
that was a smackdown-tier promo
my god, who writes that shit? cringefest
>>1546976
Only if Mick watches in the closet.
>WOMEN WRESTLING MEN
THEY'RE ACTUALLY DOING IT THE ABSOLUTE MAD MEN
>>1546995
10 minutes shorter than usual
what's the point of a mixed tag match? The second it's man on woman the man would win 1000/1000 times
>this year's Wrestlemania, Chris Jericho faced and defeated AJ Styles, after coming to the WWE WHITE HOT from the Royal Rumble and losing to him.
>The same AJ Styles who would then headline back-to-back PPV title matches and is now in a Fan-Favorite feud with John Cena
>Chris Jericho is now having to tag team with Charlotte to job to Enzo/Sasha Banks
>>1546976
>wanting to be in the same place the entire locker room has been
no thanks
>>1546976
Only if frank the clown was watching
Did Mick lose weight?
So the women can wrestle the men or do they have to tag put?
>>1546980
charlotte is fine when she's not on mic for more than 5 seconds or when she's not being booked like nikki bella
I missed the opening what happened?
jericho will codebreaker botcha banks and pin her
>>1546985
We knew it was gonna happen once Enzo came out
https://discord.gg/Wc8Gx
https://discord.gg/Wc8Gx
https://discord.gg/Wc8Gx
https://discord.gg/Wc8Gx
>>1546976
yes multiple times in one go.
>>1546955
>Post so stupid he had to type it out twice
>>1546985
chyna beat him for the intercontinental title
>>1547006
>>1547022
>Chyna
>Woman
>>1547022
that was Jeff Jarrett
>>1547014
go back to toronto
>>1547014
YOU WONT GET ANOTHER ONE SANDNIGGER
Oh Dahnaldddd...
>>1547014
The wall was built
Time to go home
>>1546967
do you really live in Moscow? How do you survive? We had to go there once for football and it was the worst college town I've been to.
>>1547014
go back to Argentina you fuck you aren't white.
>>1547006
Rock is half black
Post yfw Sasha eats a Codebreaker.
>>1547025
yeah I suppose I walked into that one
>>1546976
No I don't want a child or STD
>>1547009
no he's just wearing leopard print
Based JeriGOAT and Enzo saved that segment desu
It dragged on far too long but it had decent things here and there
>>1547022
No she didn't, she pinned Jarrett and Trish
>>1547010
Men vs men women vs women
going to be the strict women vs women, men vs men?
What wasn't PG btw?
>>1547014
Go back to france
>>1546976
As long as she keeps her mouth closed yeah. Awful voice.
>mfw they expect us to believe that Chris Jericho can't break out of the Bank Statement
Also does Enzo even do anything besides the Rocket Launcher?
>>1547009
Eating better and DDP Yoga. He says he is at his lightest weight since the late 80s.
>>1547007
Topest of keks.
>>1547053
>Also does Enzo even do anything besides the Rocket Launcher?
Botches.
>mfw a yuropoop was staying up late into the night to watch a show made for american children, near me
BASED FATASS with tie.
>>1546976
>not cuming in girls
>>1546932
AND IF YOURE NOT DOWN WITH THAT
raw is killing it. the wcw style announce table and guests is awesome....
>>1547004
Depends on the woman, and depends on the man.
FOR INSTANCE
Chyna would break Enzo Amore in half, kayfabe. In reality she was a wimp, but she looked tough as fuck.
>>1547053
Breaks his neck
>>1547049
They were making lots of dick jokes at each other. But they always do this stuff, only new idiots think this is anything new.
Not a return of TV-14 or anything. That was mild compared to what I grew up with.
Europoors actually stay up till 5am to watch this?
BASED FATASS SAVE THIS SEGMENT
>jerigoat getting a feel of charlie's ass
kek
Damn, Sasha looks so much better in dark colors. She should only wear black, honestly.
LITERALLY JUST GOT HOME AFTER FINALLY FINDING A MCDONALDS THAT SOLD GARLIC FRIES!
WHAT THE HELL DID I MISS? ENZO & SASHA, WTF?!?!
Thank god Kevin is here for some reason to save this show.
People must be drunk on the Sasha and Enzo kool aid to think that was a good opening segment.
Someone make kevin owens fuck off already and stop bullying byron. Hes just doing his job.
>>1547055
Damn she got cake
>>1546982
>very obvious homosexual
>you
>>1547064
Easy E did this shit to RAW 15 years ago
>Jericho tags in Charlotte
>Ref automatically makes Sasha replace Enzo
I thought this was suppose to be a mixed tag match?
>>1547075
what ass?
Fucking hell... Enzo is so shit outside his mic skills.
RAW's beating Smackdown in terms of booking.
>>1547055
Sweet jesus i wanna rape her
Sasha's such a cutie patootie
>>1547077
What the fuck are garlic fries?
BASED FATASS IS LITERALLY SAVING THIS RAW
>Jerishill flat out spanking Charlotte
DID THEY?
>>1547086
Pretty sure that's always been the rule. It's mixed but it''s gender for gender.
The delegates, damnit!
>>1547086
That has been the rules for years you stupid idiot
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME MICHAEL COLE?
>>1547086
Is the first mixed tag you've ever seen?
Is Jericho putting his dick in Ric Flair's spawn?
SASHA ALMOST KILLING HERSELF
AGAIN
>>1547089
how the fuck is this good booking
God this match sucks, thank god KO is on commentary
>>1547076
>>1547094
Charlie is a confirmed roastie, so probably.
Was that a horse dance Sasha did?
Botcha, please stop doing dives
>Do you think you're a good commentator or an idiot?
BASED FATASS
>FatasS LITERALLY SAVING THE RAW
lol
>>1547017
is this the squaredcircle discord?
>>1547086
is this the first mixed tag you've ever watched you literal neckbeard?
So does this mean Jeriko is confirmed now?
Also, advert already? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>SASHA NEARLY NECKING HERSELF AGAIN
>COMMERCIAL ALREADY
Why
It was liek 5 minutes...
>>1547102
yeah, why does she keep almost dying? what a stupid idiot
>intergender match
>men fight the men
>women fight the women
Wow, how original!
>>1547116
look at the state of that
give owens a feud where he can bully someone
>>1547108
That was before the PG era.
>>1547124
>Thinking Vince wants to piss off the moms with women taking men's bumps
>>1547078
He already said he's there because Sasha and Enzo suck
>>1547096
No, did not see HHH and Trish vs Rock and Lita? HHH pedigree'd Lita and Trish got Rock bottom'd
>>1547076
>being this gay
>>1547124
>Smackdownie this triggered that they only have BECKEH BALBOA xD and other NXT jobbers
>>1547103
>putting two of your best mic workers in the first segment alongside your major women's division competitors, allowing them to interact outside a match in something that isn't a trainwreck
That is pretty damn good booking if you ask me, plus matches like this are fun. People love Enzo so they are automatically invested and no-one works a crowd better than Jeridad.
>>1547124
We'll probably get Sasha submitting Jericho too
>>1547076
>>1547108
How many years ago was that? They changed it because men beating up women isn't PG and is quite problematic.
Why isn't corey talking
>>1547098
They usually announce this "rule" in the venue, but not on tv. A tag means both teams have to switch out.
>tfw this is the literal opening match for the """flagship""" show
Smackdown has won
>>1547124
the shitstorm if a guy hit a girl, even in kayfabe, isn't worth it for wwe
>>1547106
DELETE THIS
>>1547139
Because Kevin is to badass
>>1547139
he's letting KO talk because he's not JBL
>>1547137
lmao
>>1547141
did you not see how shit smackdown was last week?
On the real this is a fucking sloppy match
Sasha can't suicide dive worth a fuck
>>1547139
so 4 people aren't talking at once
jbl doesn't give a shit in comparison
Raw confirmed for B show
>>1547103
Are you kidding?
Enzo/Sasha v Jericho/Charlotte with KO on guest commentary is creative (for WWE standards) and stacked.
>>1547142
JeriGOAT is working himself into a shoot
>>1547106
KEK
E
K
>>1547138
>>1547128
lame
>>1547146
Forget your trip carter?
Sasha got a nose like this bitch
>>1547124
Yeah should have started off with a jobber royale like smackdown last week xD
>>1547134
>Rawtist caring about """"""""""""""""""""""""women wrestlers""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>1547135
>something that isn't a trainwreck
Lol.
>Owens/Enzo feud
What? When?
>>1547156
That's not how the WWE ever do things apart from when it was Chyna.
goddamn it, it's past 830 and this shit is still on?
>>1547170
Gotta fill those 3 hours :))
>>1547165
Have sex.
Please.
This is embarrassing.
>>1547167
The crowd lapped it up m8, just because you are a contrarian faggot doesn't change anything.
>>1547139
>letting some fat neckbeard talk over you
Graves confirmed beta
>>1547170
Had like 5 ads already
>>1547170
>RAW needs to waste time with bullshit like this
>>1547168
Owens is the only actual heel so he's feuding with every face by default
BASED FATASS
https://discord.gg/Wc8Gx
https://discord.gg/Wc8Gx
https://discord.gg/Wc8Gx
https://discord.gg/Wc8Gx
https://discord.gg/Wc8Gx
https://discord.gg/Wc8Gx
https://discord.gg/Wc8Gx
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Goddamn. Enzo isn't selling for shit
>>1547168
kevin would have to carry him so hard in the ring
can brock interfere and suplex these cunts
Based KO on the mic get fucked Byran no one likes you
Can Owens just eat Byron or the other one and take their spot on the commentary table for good?
>>1547082
and?
>>1547183
hes from nxt. they dont teach that there
>Watching Charlotte's ass bounce on the apron
WEBM THAT PLEASE
>>1547182
have sex
>womens """""wrestling"""""
Sasha on the ropes is more annoying then fucking Cena in tag matches
SASHA BURIED
holy shit Charlotte is getting fat
KO BTFO THE WOMYN
>>1547194
Charlotte's what??
FINALLY
am I going to have to wait til 10 for based Brock?
>>1547160
Watching Shane Douglas pile drive Francine was so wild back in the day
ko is literally the best commentator in the company
>NICE STRONG CHAMPION
THE STATE OF WOMEN'S WRESTLING
HAHAHAHAH
>mixed tag team
>men can never attack women
Why even bother?
>>1547180
This, it's a harem anime but with a fatass heel and faces instead of clueless animu waifus
BABYGIRL DANA
Fat Owens Fat is so annoying on commentary.
I wish he would shut up with that awful canadian accent.
>LOL SHADAPP BYRON
>>1547173
For the love of god. I'm begging you, bleeding on the floor, for you to gain height.
Also it's getting late, better put your wife's son to bed soon.
BIG CASS LOOKIN STRONK
THAT SINGLES RUN IS COMING SENPAI
I want to unload every drop of my semn into Dana Brooke
Jesus, Cass is fucking gigantic
>>1547206
>and that's the end
Sweet and simple Bryan needs to take notes
>How you doin?
MADMAN
Wow Dana must be gettin insecure about her big belly, now she's wearing a one piece bathing suit
>clueless ref
Ko lmao, thats the dangerous one you should probably get out of the ring
>>1547205
ecw rocks
and kek the ref forgot who was champ
state of sasha
>ref takes the belt to Charlotte
top kek, nice production values rawtists
>>1547212
hola Byron
JOIN THE REAL /ASP/ DISCORD
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>ref goes in to give the belt to Charlotte
>the ref trying to give the belt to Charlotte
HAHA
>>1547215
me too m8
Good job ref.
THE FUCKING REFEREE WAS GOING TO GIVE THE TITLE TO CHARLOTTE LMAO
kevin is trying to own the mic like a Let's Player
he's great, yeah, but it's definitely detracting (in b4 lol womens match)
Dat ref botch tryna give Charlotte the belt lol
Anyone just see the ref try to give the belt to Charlotte?
>>1547216
And it's impossible for you to be educated in it.
>REF BOTCHING WITH THE BELT
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF RAW HAHAHAHAHA
>Based KO killing commantary
Seriously raw keep him on the mic
jesus that fucking ref
lmao, nice one ref
>>1547219
I want to kiss Dana's belly
>ref
back to nxt with him
Did they?
LITTLE TWERP MEMEZO BTFO
CASS BASED
I wish they just had a Brock bury the whole roster night. Interfere in all the matches just F5ing everyone. That would be a great RAW.
Ref
e
f
REF GETTING FIRED FOR THAT
>Ref was handing the title to Charlotte
HAHAHAHA WHAT?
THATS THE MOST EMBARRASSING BOTCH I HAVE EVER SEEN IN A LONG TIME.
>>1547220
made me laugh out loud... bet he is getting an ass chewing backstage... too good!!
That ref is gonna get fired
>exclusive interview
>Finn on the mic
Worry
well thats the shit part over lads, only gets better now. gotta give time to the c- players right?
unlike smackdown which is shit all the way through
>>1547252
this
would remind me of when Austin made run ins and stunnered jeff jarrett and shit
>>1547248
Charlotte sat in the corner with Ziggler and watched
>>1547192
...a/s/l?
That ref is getting fired
>>1547261
>implying they won't have a jobber diva segment
>>1547252
they already did that with Kane
How can you mess up that badly?
Your job is literally just counting 1 to 3 and giving the belt back to the rightful owners.
How can you be so bad at your job?
>>1547248
Its happening Right now
>>1547248
Fucking based Jeridad
Why the fuck is RAW suddenly so well written, did they really change it to the NXT lead writer? Putting the women in total isolation was fucking retarded.
>>1547048
>cutie Finn excitedly dancing on the apron
>>1547248
When you're as alpha as Jerigoat you fuck everything so yes
>>1547252
Kane already did that
shit I missed it. WEBM of the ref botch?
dana is THICC lads
https://discord.gg/Wc8Gx
https://discord.gg/Wc8Gx
https://discord.gg/Wc8Gx
https://discord.gg/Wc8Gx
YOU WERE STOPPED AND DROPPED BY THE WALLS OF JERICHOOOO
NOW YOU KNOOOW
>botcha BTFO by JeriGOAT, charlotte, and the ref
good episode so far
did they?
>>1547252
It would get a ton of buzz and awesome to watch.
any casual flipping through the channels would stop to watch that shit
Cringe tracker:
>Becun
>Clueless ref
>hey guys lets make the most annoying commercial in the world to get people to not smoke
>>1547272
>this train wreck
>well written
I'm in the pews, tears in my eyes, begging God to help you lose weight
>>1547283
me in the back
>wwe will spin the ref-botch by claiming the ref went rogue and taunted charlotte with the belt, dangling it infront of her, declaring fvouritism for sasha
>new angle, same ref screws charlotte in her rematch at summerslam, the women's montreal screwjob
>sasha heel turn
>>1547272
>Why the fuck is RAW suddenly so well written
Cause it's the better show
Based Nikki Bella coming back!
>team botch
>literal girl """wrestlers"""
>needs a fat fuck and a middle aged man to save it
>that ref
>the municipality of raw
>the sound of thousands of rawtists committing sudoku
what the fuck is this shit?
>literally on cloud 9
>literally
BRAAAUUUNNN!!
god why
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN
>>1547280
i aint clicking that shit nigga
Great, another cuck being fed to BIG MAN
Braun Strowman vs Sami Zayn
I like stawmans theme
>>1547283
Rusev way too alpha for that nonsense.
More based jobbers!!
Who's the jobber of the week for Brawn
>the bellas
who cares
>Raw feeding Sami to Braun
40 minutes of whatever the fuck that was. Nowe fucking Braun Stroman.
>>1547272
no roman
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOAR
>one (1) thousand dollarydoos
>its a fucking botch match
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNN
>jobber does it for the money
kek
Is that jobber Adam Page?
>Why? I NEED MY MONEY
Bahahhaha
>another Squash match
>>1547290
Are you genuinely mentally retarded?
>1k to job to braun
This could of been me I live in atl
BASED 1K EVAN
braun strowman is a fucking joke and a ryback rip off that doesnt do anything cool with the jobbers
what a fuckin joke. just bring back ryback
>another squash match
fuck this strawman nigga. hes wack as shit. this isnt good tv
>that response
Im actually laughing very loudly
Braun reminds me of Mike Knox
>ANOTHER LOCAL JOBBER BURIAL
>1000 DOLLARS
>5000 DOLLARS
>>1547298
grow some balls pussy
>winning an athlete award for fake sports you haven't even been in the ring for in a year
>literal jobbers
This is odd
This guy is not no chin mcgee though
>"I get $1000"
Haha I like that, interviewing jobbers before hand is a pretty good move on WWE's part.
our boy strowman
SIGN ME UP SEMPAI
BECAUSE I GET A THOUSAND DOLLARS
KEK
>this interviewing the jobbers before Strowman gimmick
>>1547325
>tfw based Big Guy will never come back and bury this retard
Le resverse chokeslam
>>1547328
Idk i think he looks pretty fucking rad
>>1547317
Fucking A, this confirms they have a new writing team, the writing is funny and makes sense.
is that bobby roode?
post yfw when Roderick Strong comes to WWE becomes the next jobber for Brawn
>>1547330
Eh, actually liked mike knoxs theme song.
MIZARK
They should have one jobber beat Strowman randomly after a few weeks and that is Braun's storyline
Thank you based jobber for saving RAW.
SEXUAL CHOCOLATE
>>1547388
>Henry going to Brazil
RIP HENRY
>mark henry loses to rusev again
BASED RUSEV SAVING RAW
Mark Henry is gonna be feuding with the Zika Virus
>when you still have to insert Pokemon GO in a segment to be relevant in pop culture
>>1547283
Lana watched in the corner
>>1547337
>teen choice awards
Who cares
>>1547321
>SmackCucks on suicide watch
>>1547225
Fuck off shill.
>>1547551
What does that even mean?
I was just saying that you seem to have gotten things exactly the wrong way around. It doesn't make sense to say it is better written because it is the better show, it's the better show because it's better written.
>>1547176
>isn't a trainwreck
Lol