What the actual fuck is this?

Greatest heel of the last decade.

Stay worked anon

>>1353417
>letting drug attics book their own angles

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I kept going "wtf" through that whole video. TNA is truly fucked up.

>>1353417
/asp/s new god.

When pro wrestling turned into art.

>>1353417
It's wrestlekino, but you fucking plebs wouldn't understand that.

>>1353438
get your /tv/ memery the fuck out of here and kill yourself you manlet nerd

Postmodernism

Big Money Matt.

It's like they watched 90 second of Lucha Underground and thought "Yeah we can do that" despite having no money and no talent.

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>>1353417
A fat man doing skinny cosplay

>smarky markys eat this up when lucha underground does it
>TNA does it and its LOLTNA epic fail!!!
Smarkypoos, defend this

If I can get more Adventures of Big Money Matt and Brother Nero segments, I'll watch Impact every Tuesday.

END THIS

>>1353486
>tries to imply TNA is good by implying Lucha Underground is good
Casual McPlebberson, we got Casual McPlebberson here!

>>1353441
You make an interesting point.

Isn't this /tv/ related? It's kinda what that board is into. Does the fact that they're wrestlers justify spamming the wrestling board?

>>1353417
A GLORIOUS WISEAU-ESQUE TRAINWRECK.

>>1353417
I might watch TNA now, this is actually great stuff. Not even meming. It's more interesting than most WWE bullshit.

>>1353501
shut up kirk

>>1353501
It in no way justifies anything. In a perfect 4chan we would have a pro wrestling board specifically to cater to the people. But since the mods and admin don't seem to understand the difference between professional wrestling(sports entertainment) and alternative sports like martial arts and skateboarding, we are stuck with this shit board.

>>1353417

first good thing TNA has done in years

>>1353529
I might watch TNA now, this is actually great stuff. Not even meming. It's more interesting than most WWE bullshit.

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seriously

>>1353545
last time i checked wwe was a kids show

why are you surprised/mad

>>1353519

You samefag this shit every single fucking thread. Stop it.

>>1353486
This is true with anything that happens in TNA. It's just usually Stamford Wives who do it and not Meme Underground fags.

>>1353432
>>drug attics

You know, I was going to be snarky about the wrong word being used, but it dawned on me that I really wouldn't be surprised if the Hardy's had an attic filled with recreational pharmaceuticals.

>>1353483
>tfw you just realize this stupid motherfucker used this movie as inspiration for the dyed streak in his hair but did it in the mirror so it's on the wrong fucking side

>>1353545
i have to switch channels whenever these faggots are on. so fucking embarrassing

>>1353519
Just sell Dixie

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Why can't anyone in TNA operate a camera

I mean seriously

They give you a fucking instruction booklet

>>1353848
cheap carnie workers
camera being on is good enough
Honestly if my bosses worked out of a run down basement to save costs I wouldn't bother worrying about doing "quality" shots

BRUTHA KNEE ROW

>>1353417
This is literally the best thing TNA have done in a while

True kino

IS that actually his house cause he's doin pretty well if so

I really can't tell if this is complete shit or actually reasonably good. Like its not amazing or anything but the fact its so stupid it makes it interesting.

Good work by TNA but it won't last and shouldnt.

>>1353417
Meth Hardy

>>1354109
Yes, it is. But it's build on his father's land.

when and how it started

>>1353417
I might watch TNA now, this is actually great stuff. Not even meming. It's more interesting than most WWE bullshit.

>>1353417
a work of art you pleb

>>1353417

JUST Hardy

I do wanna watch their match now tho even though I don't watch TNA so I suppose it worked. When is it anyway? Sunday?

>>1354323
just read about it on lordsofpain and shitpost on /asp/ like a normal person

>>1354323
Sunday next week

>>1353649
He did look in a mirror.
He just doesn't understand that images are reversed in mirrors.

>>1354338
>>1353649
Never mind. Read your post wrong.

>>1353417
Sad

His accent is godly

I TOLD YOU

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JERIGOAT APPROVES

>>1353417
What is this meme?

Is it on utube

>>1354716
inb4 gets fired

>>1354716
Based Jericho.

>>1354716
It should feel awesome to be so over and important for the company that you can do whatever you want.

BASED JERIGOAT

https://twitter.com/Wale/status/738985396558663681

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>>1354716
>mfw this is real

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>>1353417

SIGN THE CONTRACT

>WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?

>>1354716
Is he allowed to tweet about TNA? Jericho doesn't give a fuck.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSmj28cCz88

TNA just uploaded this

I don't even know what to think right now

>>1355267

>TNA confirmed as most entertaining wrasslin fed today.

>>1355267
What is TNA doing?

>>1355267
If they'd do shit like this I'd actually watch it

>>1355277
Its called entertainment

>>1355267
We have to go deeper

>>1355267
Holy shit

>>1355267
>>1355303
This is fucking meta-genius at work

>>1355267
When the fuck did tna become so based?

>>1355267
This is too awesome for TNA.

How long until they found a way to fuck it up?

>>1355356
Two hours ago

>>1355371
June 4th, 2016 11:10am PST

anybody else going to watch their shitty ppv now?

>>1355391
I'll torrent it. Maybe.

>>1353417
The only thing in wrestling worth talking about, apparently

>>1355267
I am glad that TNA exists and does not drug test. I will download their next ppv

>>1355391
is it tonight?

>>1355267
smdh, I agree with josh, also i see EC3 shares his HGH with josh.

>>1355391
Torrent it, if torrents exist for TNA.

I have no idea where to watch it live.

>>1353417
Anyone got the vid so I can see Fat Hardy struggle to roll out the ring
Can't believe they kept that in, are retakes really that expensive?

>>1355425
doesn't wootube stream them?

>>1355267
God bless them desu

>>1355517
yes, and usually tna is uploaded to pirate bay

>>1355267
ayy lmao

>>1355267
I hope more wrestlers do more parodies of this. This is fucking brilliant! Imagine the members of the New Day doing this.

>>1355433
I am sure the 20 man film crew was filming this to 2 inch tape so retakes are expensive. It's not like these guys used a drone and a digital consumer camera to film this epic of giant magnitude of size.

>>1355267
Have TNA become self aware? What the fuck is going on. I don't understand anything anymore.

I should watch TNA again. Remember when this happened?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRAdWcfpM_Y

4:00

>>1355909
Remember when James Storm literally murdered Mickie James?

>>1355924
i stopped watching when HH showed up

and i dont get whatever shitty channel their on now

>all this attention makes the WWE take notice
>Hardys get to come home
>WWE rehashes this with higher production value
>Hardy Boys HOF bound

>>1355909
theyre just standing around with shitty acting while some stock strip club music plays and the crowd is silent and this goes on for over a minute

my god

>>1355931
do they allow cocaine in the wwe again

>>1355929
Probably the most unintentionally hilarious thing they've done, besides Matt going crazy I guess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r8fKdwyuKA

Why does he call him Brother Nero?

>>1356022
It's Jeffs middle name and they have to reinvent themselves constantly because nobody cares about them anymore.

>>1356052
and jeff hardy is known for being drugged out of his mind at the worst possible time

>>1356052
Jeff could walk into WWE anytime he'd want and blow the roof off the place.

>>1356078
>anytime he'd want
not really up to him

im pretty sure he got let go because he chose drugs over a good paycheck

>>1353526
> Everything on 4chan must cater to my fetish of semi nude grown men hugging each other
Go to >>>/tv/ with this wrassle shit.

>>1356089
Jeff has been clean for like 5 years.

>>1355284
have you never seen EC3 before? When him and Spud were together this was practically there modus operandi.

>>1355267
EC3 being based as hell

>>1355267
Literally meme the fued

>>1355267
This is just too based. Blessed be EC3, Eli Drake, Tyrus and Spud.

>>1353417
BROTHER NERO

>>1355267
EC3 should make this his new gimic.

>>1356022
>>1356052
>nero

That's one proper Christian name right there

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>>1353417
toecutter?

(MATT HARDY exits mansion)
MATT: I have invited all of you, the world, as well as Brother Nero, to my humble abode because this day must be documented. When I sign the contract for Slammiversary, it marks the inception of Brother Nero in days and tonight, on Impact Wrestling you will witness Brother Nero's personal armageddon
-END SCENE-


(JEFF HARDY rides a dirtbike across a lawn with a face design in the grass, around a lake, around his own symbol, onto a road before pulling into the gates of MATT's mansion)
-END SCENE-

(JEFF HARDY rides through a forest on his dirtbike to the front door of MATT's mansion as REBY is exiting with her son MAXEL)
JEFF: Look Reby I know this is a trap
REBY:Just listen! I don't care what happens to you but whatever the hell it is, I'm not sticking around
JEFF: Oh so you leave
REBY: You expect me to stick around, Matt's lost his mind, I can't talk to him, Spud can't talk to him, my job's done. Done with you, I'm done with Matt, I'm done with all of this. Done!
Just I can't
JEFF: Well I'll talk to him, go. Go!
(REBY enters car and drives away, JEFF approaches mansion doors)
JEFF: Matt!
(Cut to MATT playing a piano as JEFF enters his chambers)

MATT: Brother Nero...I knew you'd come...you want me to sign this contract SO BADLY. But this is about making you see the truth. I and me ALONE am solely responsible for all the success of the Hardys. It built this house, it built your home! The toys that your little girls play with, it was paid for with my BRILLIANCE. People love you, because you're a risk taker, because you're a
daredevil. Slammiversary will be your last appearance EVER
JEFF: I'm crazy Matt but you're insane right now, I've earned everything I got, my little girls play with toys that I paid for. Sign the contract, what are you afraid of
(MATT stands up)
MATT: I am not afraid of anything, but this is not the appropriate place to handle this. We must go to the sanctuary of our genesis. This must all end where it all began. Follow me
(MATT exits. JEFF shakes his head and follows him. MATT crosses through his backyard to a warehouse as a gardener is tending the bushes)
GARDENER: Is everything alright Mr. Hardy?
MATT: Yes
(MATT enters the warehouse. JEFF follows, glances at the gardener, and enters the warehouse and looks at MATT standing in a wrestling ring)

MATT: Welcome! This is the ring in which it all began in and in the ring in which it all ends in
(JEFF approaches the ring and MATT falls to the ground and rolls out of the ring as JEFF approaches the curtain to a coffee table which JEFF is at the opposite end of)
JEFF: Ready to go sign it now?
MATT: You want to fight Brother Nero? Fine
(MATT takes a pen from the table and signs the contract he has with him)
MATT: You will get one at Slammiversary
JEFF: Why we gotta wait till Slammiversary, Big Money Matt? You and your sarcastic ass, let's do it right now, let's do something, let's end it where it began. Innit that what you said? Innit what
you said Matt!
MATT: It is, it is!
JEFF: Then go!
(MATT rolls into the ring. REBY enters into the warehouse with MAXEL)
MATT: Whether it's Slammiversary, or here, your end will come at my hands
JEFF: It doesn't matter Matt, we don't need a crowd
REBY: Jeff, Jeff!
(REBY throws MAXEL to JEFF. JEFF looks at MAXEL and sees that it is a fake baby)
JEFF: What the hell is wrong with you?
(MATT smashes JEFF in the back of the head with a glass bottle)
REBY: Haha
(MATT steps outside the ropes onto the curtain after brushing glass fragments off his hands and grabs JEFF)
MATT: I told you! I told you it would end! I told you!
(MATT jumps and slams JEFF down onto the table in slow motion, breaking the entire table surface off the base. MATT stands up as the table covers JEFF)
MATT: It's over...Brother Nero is over! Done
(Camera pans to JEFF's legs. Screen cuts to black)
-END FILM-

>>1363432
>>1363435
>>1363443
Literally kino.