/wwe/ general #2076 - smashmouth edition

I want to motorboat Dana Brookes ass while she farts

Do people like dean or is it a meme? He's not a great wrestler by any means and his mic skills are nonexistent.

Ask deanetty fans what his best match was and they'll tell you one where he ALMOST won.

This guy would be lucky to be a midcarder in the attitude era.

He just does stuff

Ramen is going to beat Seth at money in the bank and I will be just as sad as I was at the end of extreme rules.

If I kill myself, blame Vince McMahon

>>1325716

I've been saying his matches are all the same shit for a year. I like him on the mic but he probably has less moves than ramen

Are they slowly bringing blood back?

Those thumb tacks were unexpected to me, I know it wasn't blading but must have hurt like hell. It was just something I didnt expect to see. I guess its really not PG era anymore.

>>1325734
No they're not bringing it back.
They even showed the replay of it in grayscale.

>>1325716
Ambrose is legitimately great when he's allowed to shine.

>Ask deanetty fans what his best match was and they'll tell you one where he ALMOST won.

Oh, so you're a fucking mark.

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did they?

>>1325784
considering how she is his daughter im going to say no

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What's gonna happen to the vacuum cleaner that's been used to pipe in crowd noise now that Smackdown is going live on July 19th?

who /mildlyinterested/ in how they will handle this brand split thing here?

>>1325796
kek

Does anyone actually believe this brand split will work?

Tbh I don't think they have the creative competence. RAW has been unwatchable for years and Smackdown has been irrelevant. Just can't see creative suddenly putting effort into booking anything other than make island nigger look stronk.

>>1325802
well less wrestlers means more time for the creative team to put into each individual wrestler since it's confirmed that they will have different creative teams

>>1325802
I wouldn't be surprised if they call up a couple of NXT guys or a few of the Cruiserwait tourney to fill the SD roster.

Hell, they might even go crazy and actually use some of the current guys they have like Zack Ryder, but that seems like a long shot.

Based based based this Brand split means we're going to see Team Smackdown vs Team Raw at Survivor Series based based based

>>1325791
They'll probably keep it around. I cant imagine that Smackdown would change that much honestly...will probably be the same shitshow RAW recap its been, just now it's live. First episode will be great with alot of fun matches and probably top guys from RAW then second night will be midcarders and jobbers.

>>1325791
>>1325796
>>1325801
>WELL YOU SEE, VACUUM CLEANER
>YOU MIGHT SUCK
>BUT NOT AS MUCH AS YOUR MOMMA
>BREEP BREEP BALEE DAT

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>mfw you retards think the brand split will be anything other than another massive fuck up

>>1325841
>implying it can get any worse than the current product

>>1325845
>Vince couldn't possibly make it any worse, could he?

FAMOUS
LAST
WORDS

>>1325772
I've only come back to watching wwe since Wrestlemania and in the entire time I've watch (Only two months admittedly), he hasn't had a single good match or delivered a single good promo.

>>1325788
>what is salty milk?

>>1325853
Newfag pls go

>>1325716
When he's allowed to be a more serious promo-cutter, his mic skills are tippytop some of the best in the fed.
And he's also a pretty damn good mat-based dude.
But he's a nigh comedy-character booked to brawl.
Basically one of the worst booked guys on the roster speaking to his actual strengths and talents.

Now that Aj hasnt won a single feud or match that matters how long before he is jobbing to mid carders? He will probably only be on smackdown soon then go the way of R Truth. What a waste of him but he is no longer a threat to anyone. Even if the brought up Finn for a feud what gives you any inkling he would stand a chance. When he loses he will be 0-4 in the WWE and will be buried. The pop he used to get will be gone because he just comes out to lose.

>>1325853
>2 months

holy shit fuck off

>>1325866
>0-4

Who taught you math?

>>1325866
>main evented the last PPV
>main evented Raw
>people are already complaining about his burial and revving up the R-Truth comparisons

I don't even blame Vince for shitting on smarks so regularly. I bet the pure hilarity is the only thing keeping him alive.

>>1325875

Cena is GOING OVER Roman at Summerslam you dweeb

>>1325873
I said will be you shit head.
>>1325877
>implying smarks arent the ones who drive hype of anything WWE
Just becuae you main event doesnt mean youre not getting fucked. The Wyatts are center stage to a lot of things but they arent even taken seriously anymore because OH SHIT THEY NEVER WIN ANYTHING.

>>1325900
Authority is not given to you to deny the return of the King, Steward! Denethor

>>1325900

Yes.

Reigns is gonna beat Rollins twice and then be even more hated, making Cena the 100% face going over Reigns.

>>1325716
Currently he's fucking awful but it's mainly down to his booking, although he can be quite sloppy in the ring on times.

They're marketing him as some "crazy hardcore lunatic" which is a gimmick that, in this era of WWE, is cringeworthy as fuck for anyone who isn't a child, because a hardcore gimmick just does not work when you're not allowed to do anything hardcore. The tacks from extreme rules were a pleasant surprise for anyone who was still awake at the end of that dogshit snorefest.

His gimmick is being 'crazy', when in reality all he can do with that in this era is be 'whacky', and so naturally he's turned into a comedy act.

They don't need him to be hardcore if they want him to be crazy, make him for of an unhinged sadist like he was in the early days of the Shield, and make him wrestle technically rather than his god-awful brawler wrestling style he currently has, and he'd be great, just as he was back then. The match he had with Trips at Roadblock where he wrestled like this was awesome, and with the different attitude he'd be able to cut good promos like he used to.

He's currently shit, I agree, but people like him because either they know what he can be and are hoping he returns to that, or they like his whacko looney tunes character for whatever reason.

>>1325912
>Just becuae you main event doesnt mean youre not getting fucked.

Sorry, not smarks. "Marks".

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>>1325716
When they let Dean be serious, he's great.

But he just came off of a feud based on talk shows.

He was also given a brawler moveset despite his technical chops. He worked Punk a shitton in late 2013 and it's like watching a different guy.

>>1326034
Even without his current physique to gauge it, you can tell he's much bigger here. He looks like a damn-near burly motherfucker in that vest.
Seriously, appearance is a factor of this dude's problem, right now. Pack on some mass and get some hair, because lunatics don't shave their fucking chests.

>>1326034
Didn't Punk say Ambrose was his favourite person to wrestle or was that someone else?

Well if the brand split actually takes place

>the product may get better with it
>if it doesn't we'll see some hilarious shit and WWE going even further down

It's a win/win situation lads

>>1325716
In jobber-tier his mic skills are God-tier, mid card hood, and Main event pretty average

>split the brand
>but fire a whole bunch of people first

>smackdown going live

Now we can have gamethreads

Finn Balor is going to be the face of Smackdown soon

Post Dixie Carter's face when she hears about Smackdown moving to Tuesdays.

>>1326082
Punk said BMJ no one has said Ambrose that's been in the wwe.

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>>1326158

Next WWE game is going to be called Raw vs Smackdown vs NXT

>>1326158
i want to fuck her dust bunny pussy tbch

>>1326167
i hope they go back to when the game was fun and not "Realism". Which dumb autist wanted the game to be boring?

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The madman!

>>1326180
i pray it doesn't come out autistic.

>>1326157
So more boring by than ever?

>>1326190
kys, stupid, cunt, bitch nigger.

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>>1326194
>SEETHING

>>1326211
Not really.

>smackdown live on tuesdays

gonna be weird having two straight days of wwe programming lads

Who's had the best cleavage in wrestling history?

I think Elizabeth, or Madusa.

>>1326227
prime Sherry desu

>Smackdown live
>brand split

I can't say I'm excited. I can't even make it through 3 hours of Raw. Why would I want to watch 2 hours of smackdown?

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Phil is fighting "soon"

>>1326190
How the actual fuck can Smackdown get any more boring? Half the show is raw recaps. The other half is either rematches from raw or setting up a match for raw.

>>1326252
> unironically named mickey
> types like a 13 year old girl
I hope punk beats his arse

>>1326265
Yawn

>>1326272
kek

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>>1326161
Punk loved based Seth
But he was instrumental in bringing in Ambrose because he could work the mic. Don't have any sources.

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https://twitter.com/TripleH/status/735561431400251392

>>1326401
>Baby Metal plays Auska and Nakamura to the ring

>>1326401
I miss Lance Storm even if he was the most boring wrestler.

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>>1326401

>>1326414
>Baby metal is in the Bullet Club

Anyone else watching Swerved?

You just know Vince made them do this incest prank

>>1325717
What a concept

the only way the brand split would be interesting, if they didnt draft all the guys from the current WWE main roster, but had like, hidden NXT talent they could draft aswell.

like, lets just get 3-6 guys no one has seen before from the developmental to the main roster.

you fired a bunch of people and now you gonna split?

>>1326477
>like, lets just get 3-6 guys no one has seen before from the developmental to the main roster

Everybody has seen most of them though, none of the NXT people who actually get screentime are unknown and those who aren't on screen aren't ready.

>>1326420
i thought the young bucks and omega called themselves the elite, baby metal makes more sense.

Top kek janny just deleted my thread saying that "if KO just lifted weights he'd be seen as a threat"

Starting to smell like reddit/woo up in here

Whats /wwe/ up to on this beautiful evening?

Im chillaxing barbecuing some chicken and drinking some ice cold beer.

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>>1326675
And blasting sum Audioslave

>>1325716
No one likes dean unironically. He is actually terrible.

>>1326695
I like him....

>>1326699
I said unironically

>>1326675
Playing overwatch.

Can't believe of all the things I could have gotten a "hey we caught you pirating, don't do that" email from my ISP for, I got one for ER.

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>>1326733
They caught you pirating ER?

>>1326733
Thats what you get little shit.

>>1326733
>2016
>not paying for music and movies
Fuck u ya fucking worthless bankrupt dweeb

Arent't you a neet tho? >>1326757

>>1326778
Yeah so what

>>1326792
What are you going to do with our basic income neetbux we're supposed to be getting in Ontario sometime this year?

>>1326792
You don't pay for your stuff. Your mom does

I am neet.

How do i qualify for neetbuxes?

>>1326798
What the fuck? I never heard about this? How do I get it? Is there a site u can link me to so i can apply?

>>1326799
Nah i sell shit on ebay and buy shit if u know what i mean

>>1326804
How do you have so much shit to sell.

Didn't you use to play guitar?

>>1326802
Everybody gets it famalam even people with actual incomes like me

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/03/13/ontario-will-test-idea-of-a-guaranteed-minimum-income-to-ease-poverty_n_9451076.html

>>1326808
I live in the states though..

>>1326813
move 2 ontario and collect neetbux

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>>1326798
>basic income program might actually happen before I finish my degree and start working
based retarded socialist government

>>1326814
Nigga, why do you think im a neet in the first place?

Im dumb as fuck.

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>>1326807
Sold everythin famalam. All my guitars and amps im fooked.

>>1326808
>guaranteed income
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

>>1326816
more or less my thoughts on it as well

I'm going to milk it til it inevitably collapses and move on to the next province

>>1326816
>>1326819
>>1326823
Basic income is going to turn Ontario's economy into Zimbabwe's. The inflation will shoot up (as if it wasn't already high) and that guaranteed 1000$/month wont mean shit. Then, because the Ontarian government is run by idiots, they'll raise it to 2000$ and it'll go on and on.

>>1326808
Nigga i just read article and it said they only gunna test it out in a small community this fall. Y u lie to me?

>>1326831
Who cares nigga its free money

Based based based 420blaze it fuck a bitch nigga nigga based based bassed

>>1326831
Nah its a replacement for existing failing social welfare programs the monetary supply isn't going to be drastically increased.

It's not shooting a money cannon at a ghetto and expecting them to become middle class its a trial alternative to decades of doomed programs.

>>1326831
It's not going to trigger Zimbabwe-tier hyperinflation. The Ontario government is far too stable for that to even come close to happening.

It may cause a very small amount of inflation, but I doubt it will even do that.

I mean, break down the numbers, considering $1000/month/person.
Everyone on welfare gets an extra $400/month, because minimum benefits are about $600/month.
Everyone on disability gets the exact same amount, more or less.
Anyone who decides to quit even a minimum wage job to live off basic income is going to have a smaller amount of spending money than if they worked.

The net change of money in the economy of 400 times the number of current welfare recipients minus the losses of everyone who doesn't work. It's going to be small, if it's even a positive number.

>>1326844
As long as I have enough for beer/cigs than im good

>>1326839
Social welfare is failing because it exists.
Wanna reform your system? Here's how you do it.
If you have an actual medical invalidity (as in actual disability, no phony autism shit), sure, you get a check, it'll be bigger too.
If you are work able, if you wanna sign in to get welfare, you have to sign up to a work agency. If they call you, you have to take the job or you get your welfare cut. "There's no jobs available" is some bullshit reason to get on welfare. I signed up to a work agency once because I couldn't get a job through just sending resumes (had a few interviews, but nothing came up) and they found me a night shift job in a warehouse the same week. I was paid weekly and the job was fairly easy too.

If you're too lazy to work, you're too lazy to get welfare, you fucking leech.

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>>1326866
Stay buttblasted ya fucking dweeb ;^)

>>1325716
Drop the crazy a notch, make him paranoid a lil, just shows up and smashes the fuck outta people, drop the retarded facial expressions, make his talking more to the point instead of rambling, make his style more smash mouth and bam, Stone Cold Steve Austin 2.0

Guys stop everything.
Babymetal is singing for NXT

>>1326920
Huh?

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Would it kill Baron Corbin to do a few sit-ups, holy shit.

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>>1326952
Why did you change ur trips?

>>1326952
Everyone report this fat spic for ban evasion

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Fried fish and chicken

>>1326994
Is that kevin owens?

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>>1327014

>>1327016
>>1327014
New comic when?

>>1327017
really

this is what you report for spam and not carter and all his troll posts

>>1327014
>>1327016
>>1327022
Kek

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>watching AJ vs Steen in this week raw
>nasty knee neck breaker to aj
>owens, the heel in this match loudly asks aj "HEY YOU OK?" "KICK OUT"
>BASED FATASS

but it will be in you talk too much segment in botchamania

>>1327022
>>1327016
>>1327014
New comic when?

>>1327030
:')

>>1327032
When is the next comic, you stupid nigger?

>>1327034
-u- one day

>>1327014
>>1327016
>>1327022
I liek the part where he go mad face

Hehe

>>1327038
thanks (;

>>1326973
He got banned for admitting he's only 17.

>>1327040
Can u give sneak peek for next one?

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>>1327043
sure

Dolph ziggler at the cavs game and he just got on the mic and started a let's go cavs chant oh god can we go back to /sp/ please

>>1326921
https://twitter.com/TripleH/status/735561431400251392

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What's next for AJ?
>inb4 feuding with Brayy lmao

>>1327045
Kek

>>1327050
Sure he did dumb fuck

>>1327055
Who the fuck are these weeb shitters?

Seriously, fuck triple h. After vince dies this company is going to go to shits

https://youtu.be/0TgfvpzSeXY?t=1m40s

Opinions on Batista, pre-meme?

>>1327126
it makes sense. Notice how he made himself main event against roman reigns?

>>1327126
lets hear one of your mama jokes

>>1325716

A literal autist is his biggest fan on here, so that should tell you all you need to know.

>>1327215
kek

>>1327219
you have to be pretty retarded to not get that dean mark intentionally created the greater anti-dean sentiment

>>1327227
The one time they made Triple H the man, Smackdown started beating Raw in ratings.

>>1327029
>Steen

>>1326349
I'm so happy that Seth is finally back.

So how long until gamethreads, /wwe/ and /asp/ in general are shitted up with brand wars faggotry?

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will they just wait to draft these guys to the main roster and ignore any potential balor club storylines?

I only keep abreast of pro wrestling via /asp/ shitposting and using the Wrestling Observer to keep track of MMA news these days, and I must say that hearing about a new brand split is an interesting idea and that I'll probably be checking out Smackdown for a couple of weeks.

>>1327525
july 11th is draft day apparently

>>1327568
How shit do you think this place will become after that date? Will it be as bad as consolefags or marvel/dc fags, or will everyone still not give a shit?

>>1327611
#teamsmackdown

Im sticking with Mauro

>>1327611
I have a feeling this will mostly come down to the distribution of shield members

they're easily the biggest memes here

>>1327611
I'll follow wherever Nakamura/Joe end up

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I just want London & Kendrick to come back and challenge the New Day. They're about to break their record for longest title reign and I know London & Kendrick can still go.

does this mean we get no way jose on tv

>>1326226
Three with NXT.

>>1327098
Nothing. Vince got what he wanted.

>>1327785
>>1327799
Isn't it already like that with Main Event? Not that anyone watches it, but if they wanted to I mean.

>>1327112
The highest charting group in Japan in 50 years.
Yes they chart higher than AKB48

>>1327807
Probably just a recoloured version of WWEWHC, just like they did for womens title
Nothing, still goes on, it's a fucking developmental
Maybe, who knows
If they're booked good (kek) then why not

>>1325808
>he thinks the problem is that creative doesn't have enough time

4chan was kill?

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Camp WWE should have been set in High School. It would open up a lot more options for better storylines while also not hearing annoying children voices.

>>1327896
This, highschool cliques could have been the main focus, like hhhs kliq ,taker could have his goth clique or whatever. Manlets like neville couldve been geeks that got bullied.

>>1327907
>his goth clique
18+

>>1326742
We should get a full medical stable. Just imagine the possibilities

>>1327918
The possibilities of what?

Just watched NXT legally:

>More Ausfags. Great.
>Has Izzy lost weight
>How are Bayley's promos getting worse?
>"womanlets"
>How long till Full Sail turns on No Way?
>Nia Jax is fuelling my giantess fetish
>Also, where's Eva Marie?
>Carmella and Alexa now join the list of women that have surpassed Paige
>"If you step this close to me again I'm gonna drop you where you stand!"

Boring episode apart from the end of the 1st match and the main. Not really hyped for Takeover since its obvious that they're setting up for Brooklyn

>>1327974
>>Carmella and Alexa now join the list of women that have surpassed Paige

Carmella? Last I saw her she was dreadful

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>>1327965

>>1327977
She has gotten pretty good in the last two months or so

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Let's settle this once for all.

Is he a man?

>>1328009
LMAO

RIP SASHA SKANKS FANS

>>1328012
>Implying it wont be normal autistic Finn

Gotta keep the Demon strong

>Reigns will be the face of Raw while Cena will be the face of Smackdown

how do you want your Raw ratings senpai?

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>tfw New Zealand gets a NJPW show and Australia doesn't

>>1327967
Just imagine them

>>1328043
doesnt seem very japanese

Is there anything finer than Scott Steiner?

>>1328167
Please kill yourself ya fucking dweeb

>>1327657
It will be hilarious once the injury bug hits them again.

Seth and Roman are never on the same roster at the same time ever since they split.

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>brand split comes
>the woman """""""""wrestlers""""""""" go to raw
>the hot skanky managers go to smackdown with BMJ and bullet club

>>1328197
Ladder Match for the vacant title?

Well it's not like they could put it on anybone worse...

Y is general so slow?

>>1328207
why didnt she have that ass when in wwe

>>1328207
https://streamable.com/bdhu

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>>1328263
That smile Maria does is adorbs

>>1328207
>>1328267
i bet her farts would smell lovely

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>>1328267

>>1328282
i'd let her ride my broomstick if u catch my drift

>>1328300
>>>>>>>>>>reddit

>brand split
>live smackdown
I really dont want to have to watch smackdown now, fuck you wwe.

>>1328447
This
I wouldn't mind if it was on Thursdays or Fridays. But watching it the day after RAW is weird.

Also, Bragging Rights RAW v SD when

>>1328447
if you feel like you have to watch an entertainment show then maybe you shouldn't watch...

>>1328458
Yeah thats part of the problem, at least smackdown wont be 3 hours.
Of course they can't make it any other day of the week because that would fuck up their whole schedule.
>>1328459
>...
finish your thoughts faggot

>>1328461
>>1328467
>getting triggered this hard
what a bunch of cucks...

>someone here actually goes to reddit
o i'm laffin.

https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/4dv1ln/asp_discusses_apollo_crews/

>>1328507
Most people go on reddit, they're just too afraid to admit it

>Give SD an underground Indy feel
>make it more about the wrestling

>Hunter runs Raw
>Shane runs SD

>draft picks are a shoot from both guys

>>1328516
kys reddit kike

>>1328516
Speak for yourself senpai. This board is pure undiluted cancer but I would still come here over Reddit every single time.

At least you can have an opinion here. Reddit is a giant hivemind. Just a bunch of jackoffs sitting in an echo chamber of whining.

If Kevin Owens dropped some weight, would /asp/'s opinion of him change?

That seems to be the one big complaint people have.

>>1328009
This is the cringiest shit i've seen

>>1328571
He'd lose his charm tbvh

>>1325877
even league of jobber members got to main event

>>1328167
my heart melted

>>1328571
if he lost weight he'd be a short guy with a neckbeard

He needs to be a fatass or he's a not even a midcarder

>>1325716
shitposting aside, Dean Ambrose has a lot of potential. he's shown that when he's been given a chance, but it's clear that Vinny and Creative are neutering him.

that said, they pay him a shitton of money to compensate for that.

>>1328705
Kek

>>1328705
>>1328708
>>1328711
stop talking to yourself online and get a job Carter

>>1328711
"Yes"

>>1328731
Kek

>>1328752
>meme grips
This is an 18+ website

>>1328752
bruh its so fucking humid where I am in Toronto

It's sunny but everything is soaked outside

>>1328752
>meme grips

O i'm laffin

>>1328752
> carter listens to meme dips
> carter wants to tell us because he unironically thinks its cool

>>1327016

Stop posting your fucking shitty "comics" & KYS

>>1328784
>Calvin harris
>bad
spot the asocial

>>1328752
>meme grips
>on top of that their worst album
R u havin a laugh?

> its yet another boring canacunts discuss the weather thread
I hope your igloos melt and drown all of you french fassies
Especially carter. We all know niggers cant swim

>>1328752
>>1328752
>Meme grips

Did you actually buy this shit?

>>1328758
>>1328776
>>1328795
>>1328809
samefagging this hard.

>>1328838
Nice damage controll Carter. Defending your shitty meme music makes you a bigger man in my eyes

>>1328834
>i knew it
im not the person you were talking to.
>meme music
>says Harris is bad
kek

>>1328843
Turn on the lights fat ass

>>1328834
Dont ever kek at me again you fucking ape

Carter
We should shit up Le Epic Comic GuyXDs shitty thread together

I hate that chortling attention seeking cunt even more than i hate you

>>1328850
Calvin Harris is shitty meme music

>>1328843
Gonna get some airport sushi because im going to italy in the next few hours

>>1328862
>normie

>>>/r9k/ little nigger

>>1328862
>normie
Go back to >>>/r9k/ you autist

>>1328862
>>1328864
>harris is bad
>normie
not my fault you are asocial carter

>>1328874
Stfu manlet nerd

>>1328868
> calvin harris is good
Do you like the rihanna song or the beyonce song the best you 12 year old girl?

>>1328882
>r9ker upset about being a manlet nerd, because he cant get laid

I hope you die of sickle cells nigger

>>1328893
>manlet nerd upsrt that he's from r9k

Kys dweeb

>>1328904
>>1328893
Lose weight and take a shower smelly nigger, and get a job ugly neet

>>1328909
I'm 6'5" and play football for a top tier university. You're probably 5'6" manlet

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> having an argument with yourself
Fucking hell

Fuck this, im going to shit up the other threads
goodbye /wwe/

>>1328921
>manlet nerd seething this hard trying to prove he's not a little guy.

When will they learn?

>>1325716
He's better than Rollins or Roman desu

>>1328878
>>1328882
>samefagging this hard
>let me tell you about what you listen to
Have sex carter

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>mfw the midget abomination called carter claims he's 6'4 when he's actually 5'4
>mfw he will reply calling me manlet even when im taller than him
>mfw he will NEVER post a pic to prove he isn't a midget
>mfw he will NEVER have sex

Has Black Reign and R-Truth ever team up when they were in TNA

>>1328936
Bruh
Calvin harris is a teeny bopper fraggle

You may aswell listen to one direction

>>1328948
No but i would like you to kill yourself

When Enzo returned why did he go and pick up a microphone from the edge of the stage? Commentary said he dropped it but he was nowhere near that area.

He also dropped the mic at Payback. Are they making it a gimmick?

>>1328952
It was so he can run more for everyone to look how active he is

that's how I understand it at least

>>1328947
And that's (You)r opinion, CH is great, just because is popular doesn't makes it garbage

>>1328948
Yeah , post a pic of you with timestamp and lets see how tall are you.
If you don't you are literally 5'4

>>1328976
I dont like Meme grips , sorry carter
Also
>>1328963

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>>1328999
>Calls CH girly underage music
>MEME GRIPS
every fucking time

>>1329005
He also likes Tool
>the state of Carter

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>>1329011
>You literally have a vagina
How would you know? You have never seen one

>>1329019
BTFO

>>1329019
rekt

>Carter is so much of an asocial loser he doesn't know Calvin Harris is literally blasted in every club
Ayyy

>>1329019
Fucking rekt

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>>1329040
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>1329040
>Yes and so is beyonce, justin bieber, miley cyrus drake etc.
Holy shit what kind of clubs you go to carter?

>>1329051
>1 min of difference between his post and mine
>screenshot
>"p-photoshop"
Stay buttdestroyed carter , you got BTFO multiple times

>>1329054
So you are so insecure about one music to project your fears onto it? Wew carter, you truly belong to r9k
>meme grips
kek

>>1329073
Everyone with a social life listens to Calvin Harris.
>Meme Grips
>>>/r9k/

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>>1329085
>literally SEETHING and projecting
Seems like i BTFO carter to oblivion

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>>1329097
Seems like you are projecting what happened to you and Meem Grips

>>1329102
> some faggot on /wwe/ unironically likes and defends Calvin Harris
> he also thinks this weak bants>>1329019 equals BTFO

What has happened to this shithole lads?

John Cena should turn heal by revealing he wasn't visiting all those sick kids to grant their wishes but rather he has been the angel of death the whole time and he was simply there to reap their souls for their time was up and his time (to collect their souls) was now and they couldn't see him when he came to collect the souls because that is when he was in his specter form. Wrestler is just his earthly cover.

>carter seething so hard he's talking to himself right now

Kekeekekekke

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This is a photo of Kaitlyn.
What the fuck happened?

bump :^)

what's wrong with staying in a thread after some arbitrary number of posts guys?

>>1331086
I really don't get it though

what's so scary about the number 300? what's so appealing about filling a new thread quickly just so you can leave it again?

Will JR ever go bananas again?

>>>/wsg/1102271

>bumping a dead thread so that we can't make a new one

>>1331421
maybe if you weren't autistic you'd just talk about what you want here

>>1331425
>>bumping a dead thread so that we can't make a new one

>>1331430
this is 310, but why the shit does the bump limit matter so much to everyone?

ayy lmao

based janitor

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Post /wwe/ reaction gifs

>>1332166
its only the cuckshed when its over 300 posts but not on page 8 yet

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>>1332153

>>1332180
not cucked for another 17 posts family

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durr me heel i dont care about anything xD

>>1332185
>mfw mauro said he was a big fan of slipknot at extreme rules

based mod tbqh

10

stop trolling the janitor you stupid fuck

>>1332217
kys cuckter

MODS

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>>1332234
0?

IT'S THE MILLENNIUM COUNTDOWN KING

THAT THING'S BEEN TICKING FOR MONTHS

desu we should just scrap the general

we have a whole board for ourselves I think it's time to leave the cuckshed and drive out the MMAutists and HEMAsexuals for good

>>1332286
Yeah that would really piss off FFJ

>>1332422
Who is FFJ?

>>1332286
this, the general is a piece of cancerous shit and all it does is fuel carter's autism

>>1332440
Kek

>>1332439
Why doesn't Carter trip anymore?

Basedmods

>no new general in 3 days
kek enjoy your shed faggots, based mods

Haha

hehe

>>1332700
>>1332712
How much do mods/jannys get paid

>>1332824
$0.00

>>1332830
So they do it for free? O_o

>>1332848
yeah:o

Why do you all faggots talk about a brand split? Not only it would suck, there is no sign that it will happen, shut up about it already you retards.

reminder for fat fuck janny/pedo mod to kill himself

>>1332978
>there is no sign that it will happen
m8 did you just emerge from the hole under your rock? brand split has been confirmed

>>1332978
Smackdown will air live every Tuesdays with a distinct roster starting July 18th

>>1332982
>>1332983
it's not yet confired by WWE only memezer and dirtshits

>>1332982
>>1332983
Oh ok, fuck, the brand split is the worst, it's gonna suck massive cocks having to wait a full week to see the wrestlers I like.
I hope they drop it

>>1332987
>http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/wwe-smackdown-live-usa-1201782569/

>>1332987
https://www.wwe.com/videos/smackdown-goes-live-its-new-night-beginning-july-19 here you go, autismo.

>>1332995
>>1332996
Relax, I was just doing a troll

>>1333001
>i was only pretending to be retarded

>>1328015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NOzIVWefgo

>>1333010
your the fucking retard

if you dont reply to this post you will officially be known as biggest retard in /wwe/ history

>>1333888
>>1333888
>>1333888
>>1333888
New thread

>>1333473
No

So Big Show, Mark Henry, Kane and Triple H have all been missing since wrestlemania. Are they retiring? Also what happened to the Wyatts?

I was in Vegas at the airport today and saw Paige and Del Rio. Spotted Paige's chin from a mile away thinking this random girl looked a lot like Paige only to notice Del Rio right behind her. Boy is he a manlet.

>>1334560
Kane, Beeg and Mark are old and being phased out. Triple H is taking his yearly sabbatical

Tom Phillips is the man.