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>le female john cena
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>>1201254
I love her
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But john cena has skills and is fun to watch.
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Can anyone explain me whats her gimmick? Hugs something?
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>>1201259
Child trapped in an adult body with retard strength
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>>1201261
So john cena?
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>>1201259
Her gimmick is booty
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>>1201263
Yes, but without the passive aggressiveness and seething when somebody beats him
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>>1201276
sounds good, should i start watching her matches?
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>>1201287
yes.
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>>1201287
sure, she's a decent wrestler. most of her appeal comes from her gimmick and bubblyness though
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Why does her shirt say "I'M A NIGGER"?
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>>1201305
she's a mutt
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>>1201305

glad im not the only one that saw this
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>>1201305
Vince wants the /pol/ audience :^)
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>>1201305
It says I'm a Hugger
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>>1201313
I'm a Nogger*
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>>1201257
>>1201292
>>1201313
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>>1201325
Did they use the hubble telescope to take that picture of you
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>tfw I'll never hug Bayley
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>>1201325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs
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>>1201258
I think you got that backwards doc
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>>1201305
Because she is.
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>>1201708
she's never going to have sex with you fatty fuck
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>>1201718
Never said that retard
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>>1201708
has watch and is fun to skills?
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If you don't love Bayley you need to start thinking about how you're going to break the news to your poor parents that you are a colossal faggot.
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>>1201731

To an autistic fat fuck dribbling Doritos while wanking himself silly over depictions of female wrestlers, the subtleties of conversation are difficult to understand.

That anon can read between the characters your FATINGERS are mashing and tell you desperately crave Bayley's butterface.
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>>1201810

>DATS ONE BONY ASS

It appears her back never ends.
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>>1201325
Holy fuck,I feel bad for the person sitting behind him. Spend your hard earned money for tickets near the front only to get your view blocked and deal with the greasy smell emanating from that mass of Oreo cream and salmon flesh. It should be illegal to be that morbidly obese.
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>>1201313
They clearly and purposefully made the font so it would look like "nigger", don't be dense.
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She needs to be part of New Day 2bh
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>>1201810
She has an amazing ass and a sorta-catchy entrance, but beyond that shes just fucking boring.
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>>1201811
Look your a real intellectual aren't you especially when your first line of attack is ad hominem maybe come up with an intelligent reply before you post
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>>1201259
As another anon alludes to she was something of a big kid in a woman's body but her character has grown to be more of a girl-next-door deal. She's not the prettiest or smartest, but she is endearing and charming. She has two years worth of character development behind her which lead to her championship run.

What I'm trying to say is [spoiler]I miss my mom [/spoiler]
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>>1201923
>ad hominem

You've vaguely heard that phrase used, but do not have any idea as to its meaning.

No shit, because eating tonnes of FAT, as found in Doritos, restricts blood flow to the brain making one mentally dull.

Come back and engage me in discourse after six months of cardio and clean eating, FATTY FATTY BOOM BOOM.
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>>1201947
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>>1201961

NEVER FORGET:

Overconsumption of salt, as found abundantly in Doritos, causes bloating and water retention leading to weight gain.

Season that bait with lemon and herbs instead, big boy.
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>>1202004
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>>1201923
*you're
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>>1201837
check your privilege
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>>1202022

NEVER FORGET:

Poor blood flow from overindulging in saturated fat, as found copiously in Doritos, leads to a dick floppier than any earthworm, Rotunda.
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>>1202036
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>>1202036
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>>1202043

You win.

I'll always lose to someone who to 'go all out' must lift his sixty inch gut and prop it up on his tabletop to bust a nut over Bayley.

Well played, sir. You have consumed enough calories, as dramatically found in Doritos, to best me.
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>>1202054
The butthurt is at maximum capacity
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>>1201254
Oh no
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>>1201273
Did someone say... booty?
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>>1202061

YOU WIN, YOU WIN!

My ass can't take the butthurt any more from the Scooter Bound, and hurtling his way to the store to purchase another wanton dose of Doritos, King of BANTZ.
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>>1202086
Don't you have to be unfunny somewhere else
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>>1201325
Biggest eye sore when they were in the CFE arena tapings.
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She's solid in the ring (match of the year last year), she genuinely can sell her kayfabe passion for wrestling (no championships le come and go XD), she's incredibly lovable and her ass is superhuman.

She's what WWE wants people to think John Cena is.
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>>1202031
It's a fucking disease, if you get that fat you should be eradicated so you don't spread your bad habits
>yes I know it's a joke, I'm just stating what I believe for no reason
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>>1201254
Looks like her shirt says "I'm a nigger" in the thumbnail
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>>1201325
Did he have to buy three tickets to cover all the seats he's taking up?
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Are her tits real? If so, they are not given enough credit.
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>>1202264
Her body is the only 10/10 in WWE desu
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>>1202277
Naomi,Nattie and Lana have better bodies than Bayley. Alicia pre breast reduction was fucking perfect.
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>>1202283
I see you have an aversion to youthful women. To each his own.
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>>1202277
If they are fake though, that's a few points off for me.
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>>1202086
LEL
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>>1201254
Overrated mic "skills" and a pouty face you just want to punch
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>>1202264
They're real and they are underrated
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I like Bayley ok, but I think the main WWE audience could turn against her quickly. She would be just as good a heel with her gimmick.
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>>1202277
Naomi's body is way better
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>>1202333
Lol. Look what happened to Bo Dallas
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>>1202432
Her body is rock hard and her ass is stupid.
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>>1202912
Low test cuck
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>>1201254
I want to hug her so bad guys. She's so talented and beautiful and a joy to watch
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>>1202432
>>1202283
>liking niggers
KILL
YOUR
SELF
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>>1202924
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>>1202924
Black women are hot. I will race mix and there is nothing you can do.
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>>1202930
>i like womens """wrestling"""
>my waifu is a nigger who looks like a man
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>>1202932
18+
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She is nothing like John Cena. Shitty wrestler, shitty talker, shitty gimmick.

I love how deluded her fans are. That's the best part. She's going to sink harder than Emma did in the main roster, and their tears will be delicious.
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>>1202924
>>1202935
>>1202941
>hurr durr niggers
back to your shithole aka r9k with flags
>>>/pol/
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>>1202967
>i want to fuck a man
Have sex
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>>1202971
>I post frequently on an image board about sweaty dudes and women
PLEASE HAVE SEX
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>>1202971
Seek sunlight
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>>1202998
>>1203000
I cant tell the difference between this
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>>1203013
and this
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>be me
>Work for Electronics Store based in the local Mall.
>One day a qt Daisy Ridley lookalike walks into store.
>Smiles then walks up to me
>Taps me on the shoulder with 9/10 smile.
>"Excuse me..."
>I turn to her flexing my chiseled jaw.
>Mirinthejawline.png
>She reads my nametag
>"Anon, could you please help me with my tablet?"
>I nearly Ejaculate at the fact she said my first name but quickly remember that I'm alpha.
>"Sure." I say in a raspy voice.
>She hands me tablet, and stands close to me.
> I'm on the verge of Busting a nut.
> "So Anon, my tablet..." explaining the issue.
> Fast forward about 10 minutes.
>Finish running the tablet through various diagnostics.
> "It appears your Tablet is faulty. Seems like a factory issue Ma'am."
>" Oh my god Anon what do I do?! All my work is on there and I have no SD card.
> "Well I can arrange a replacement by next week, or you can get an SD card now and we can transfer some files."
> "No, Anon I need it today! And I barely have enough time as it is."
>Getting annoyed but still decide to give her a good deal.
>Suddenly remember buddy of mine who makes top notch potato salad.
>"Maybe I know a guy who can get this fixed up today."
> "Really?"
> "Could you give me his contact details?"
> "Sure, first of all his phone number is (redacted) and address (redacted) AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA"
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>>1203013
I like some black chicks desu but this is plain unattractive. Nobody's face should be proportioned like that.
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>>1203013
>>1203017
> being functionally blind
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>>1203037
>You
>alpha
Lol
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>>1203013
Dumb virginposter
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>>1203013
Her ass makes up for that nightmare enduring face
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>>1203071
>>1203100
>wanting to fuck a tranny ape
>>>/lgbt/
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>>1203127
Have sex
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>>1202924

>This autism

Wew /b/turds not welcome
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The current diva cocksucking has made me leave wrestling for a good while
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>>1201254
Her """"""""finisher"""""""" is fucking stupid
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>>1203150
Good, fuck off and die. You won't be missed.
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>>1203159
Why? It's a suplex where she hugs them. Perfect.
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>>1203389
But it literally isn't a suplex you fucking retard
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>>1203389
It's a belly-to-belly you fucking autists
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>>1203392
>The wrestler wraps their arms around the opponent in a waistlock or a bodylock position and flips them over by violently bridging their own body so the opponent lands on their back. This can be done either overhead or to the side.
From Wikipedia.
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>>1203400
>using wikipedia as a source
Graduate high school
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>>1203406
Better source than your opinion. Show me a definition of suplex which it doesn't fit.
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>>1203400
>Literally from the same site
Finishing moves
As Bayley
Bayley-to-Belly Suplex / Hug-plex (Belly-to-belly suplex, sometimes from the second rope)
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>>1203392
>the absolute state of /wwe/ retards
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>>1203406
>implying anybody would vandalize the definition of suplex on wikipedia but only to change it slightly rather to something silly just to misinform retards like you
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I think that anon was thinking suplexes have to involve throwing an opponent over your head while taking a back bump yourself, which is an easy mistake to make, but not integral to the definition. Another example of a suplex where you throw your opponent to the side and take a front bump yourself is the butterfly suplex.
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Reply if you would let bayley and Naomi give you double assjob in their ring wear.
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>>1203680
YES YES YES
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>>1203680
the other nigger was hotter
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>>1203696
my asshole is spread and i am BEGGING you to have sex
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>Bayley
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>>1203708
>look mom I posted it again
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>>1203730
kys
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>>1203752
>look mom I posted this again too

18+ board kiddo
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>>1203767
Stop talking to your mum, you loser
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>>1203775

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>>1203782
Pls
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>Bayley hasn't moved to the main roster yet
>They're giving the old and fucking busted Natty the push instead of the young Bayley, Sasha, Becky for the Women's title
>There STILL isn't a Bayley Club shirt which would basically print money

Someone tell WWE to hire me
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>>1203833
>There STILL isn't a Bayley Club shirt
Yeah i wish they would make this so i can spot fedora lords easier
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>>1203833
This is almost certainly Nattie's last ever period of relevancy. She deserves it. She's only four years older than Becky too.

Sasha will win the title at Summerslam and hold it until Wrestlemania 33 and drop it to Bayley. Trust me, in two years you'll be begging for somebody other than those two+Charlotte in the title picture.
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>>1201325
I love the fact that this is becoming a meme
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>>1201254
>>1201259
>>1201273
She's the most talented wrestler working for the company currently.
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>>1203696
I'm on my hands and knees, spreading my buttcheeks, begging you, please.. have sex.
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>>1203910
god damn which is worse

>kys
or
>have sex

asp is literally worse than x
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>>1203918
go back to lebbit reddy tit fagot
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>>1203909
please acquire taste and have sex
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>>1203923
do you even english?
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>>1203680
I'd swap Naomi for JoJo
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>>1202924
> Disagreeing with someone else's opinion, and expecting them to change.

Yeah because that's why we all come here for.
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Reminder that based Bayley can and will defeat the WWE WHC
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>>1204787
lol that fat chick in the background putting hair hand up when she slams him
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Would you cum in Bayley?
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>>1205102
Most definitely
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>>1204787
when was this?
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>>1205164
11th of November 2015
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>>1205102
Yes then I will knock her up and have a better chance at marrying her.
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