If you don't love Bayley you need to start thinking about how you're going to break the news to your poor parents that you are a colossal faggot.
To an autistic fat fuck dribbling Doritos while wanking himself silly over depictions of female wrestlers, the subtleties of conversation are difficult to understand.
That anon can read between the characters your FATINGERS are mashing and tell you desperately crave Bayley's butterface.
Holy fuck,I feel bad for the person sitting behind him. Spend your hard earned money for tickets near the front only to get your view blocked and deal with the greasy smell emanating from that mass of Oreo cream and salmon flesh. It should be illegal to be that morbidly obese.
As another anon alludes to she was something of a big kid in a woman's body but her character has grown to be more of a girl-next-door deal. She's not the prettiest or smartest, but she is endearing and charming. She has two years worth of character development behind her which lead to her championship run.
What I'm trying to say is [spoiler]I miss my mom [/spoiler]
You've vaguely heard that phrase used, but do not have any idea as to its meaning.
No shit, because eating tonnes of FAT, as found in Doritos, restricts blood flow to the brain making one mentally dull.
Come back and engage me in discourse after six months of cardio and clean eating, FATTY FATTY BOOM BOOM.
Overconsumption of salt, as found abundantly in Doritos, causes bloating and water retention leading to weight gain.
Season that bait with lemon and herbs instead, big boy.
I'll always lose to someone who to 'go all out' must lift his sixty inch gut and prop it up on his tabletop to bust a nut over Bayley.
Well played, sir. You have consumed enough calories, as dramatically found in Doritos, to best me.
She's solid in the ring (match of the year last year), she genuinely can sell her kayfabe passion for wrestling (no championships le come and go XD), she's incredibly lovable and her ass is superhuman.
She's what WWE wants people to think John Cena is.
>i like womens """wrestling"""
>my waifu is a nigger who looks like a man
She is nothing like John Cena. Shitty wrestler, shitty talker, shitty gimmick.
I love how deluded her fans are. That's the best part. She's going to sink harder than Emma did in the main roster, and their tears will be delicious.
>I post frequently on an image board about sweaty dudes and women
PLEASE HAVE SEX
>Work for Electronics Store based in the local Mall.
>One day a qt Daisy Ridley lookalike walks into store.
>Smiles then walks up to me
>Taps me on the shoulder with 9/10 smile.
>I turn to her flexing my chiseled jaw.
>She reads my nametag
>"Anon, could you please help me with my tablet?"
>I nearly Ejaculate at the fact she said my first name but quickly remember that I'm alpha.
>"Sure." I say in a raspy voice.
>She hands me tablet, and stands close to me.
> I'm on the verge of Busting a nut.
> "So Anon, my tablet..." explaining the issue.
> Fast forward about 10 minutes.
>Finish running the tablet through various diagnostics.
> "It appears your Tablet is faulty. Seems like a factory issue Ma'am."
>" Oh my god Anon what do I do?! All my work is on there and I have no SD card.
> "Well I can arrange a replacement by next week, or you can get an SD card now and we can transfer some files."
> "No, Anon I need it today! And I barely have enough time as it is."
>Getting annoyed but still decide to give her a good deal.
>Suddenly remember buddy of mine who makes top notch potato salad.
>"Maybe I know a guy who can get this fixed up today."
> "Could you give me his contact details?"
> "Sure, first of all his phone number is (redacted) and address (redacted) AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA"
>The wrestler wraps their arms around the opponent in a waistlock or a bodylock position and flips them over by violently bridging their own body so the opponent lands on their back. This can be done either overhead or to the side.
I think that anon was thinking suplexes have to involve throwing an opponent over your head while taking a back bump yourself, which is an easy mistake to make, but not integral to the definition. Another example of a suplex where you throw your opponent to the side and take a front bump yourself is the butterfly suplex.
Reply if you would let bayley and Naomi give you double assjob in their ring wear.
>Bayley hasn't moved to the main roster yet
>They're giving the old and fucking busted Natty the push instead of the young Bayley, Sasha, Becky for the Women's title
>There STILL isn't a Bayley Club shirt which would basically print money
Someone tell WWE to hire me
This is almost certainly Nattie's last ever period of relevancy. She deserves it. She's only four years older than Becky too.
Sasha will win the title at Summerslam and hold it until Wrestlemania 33 and drop it to Bayley. Trust me, in two years you'll be begging for somebody other than those two+Charlotte in the title picture.
Reminder that based Bayley can and will defeat the WWE WHC