/wwe/ General #2039

First for /neet/

>tripfag starting the thread
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THE CLOUDS WERE BLACK BUT I REFUSE TO RUN

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>>1200200

delete this

Look the nigger is doing it again! Can't wait for your new trip to be banned

>>1200194
becky

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whats the point of these generals now that you basically have your own board?

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>>1200225
what's the point of posting you gook cartoons for betas here if you have like 13 containment boards?

>no one posting in here because everyone has carters millionth trip filtered
Great thread

>>1200318
Kys

>>1200228

don't act like wrestling fans are any less autistic than anime cucks, faggot

>>1200365
Nobody said they were. But I don't see wrestling fans spamming their autistic shit all over /a/.

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>>1200369
>i use /a/

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>>1200371
>I use /asp/

>>1200380
>comes to a board to make fun of people
>uses the board himself
Please go back to jerking it to kawaii cartoon schoolgirls you faggot

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maria

>>1200387
Not the greatest photo but a solid 9 nevertheless.

CM Phil is a fucking retard.

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What's his appeal?

>>1200387

Would eat that booty like a bag of groceries

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>When you tell Bliss you're not into pegging

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>>1200387
God damn it, Phil is a fucking geek

>>1200365
Let's see, i got inspired by wrestling to change my life and hit the gym.
Animecucks buy a fucking pillow and mastyrbate to it.

>>1200404
B T F O
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>>1200397
You need to stop eating suicide luchadwarf

>>1200402
>>1200387
Top class as a side chick, but she's insufferable to talk to

>>1200418
Hey Phil

>>1200418
AY PHIL! I PAID FOR YOUR HOUSE!

>>1200402
>all this jealousy

This is the real reason neckbeards here shit on Punk, he fucked they're waifu

>>1200404
True, Wrestling and UFC made me eat more healthy foods and vitamins to get rid of my bitch tits because I envied their look.
and sugary drinks are no longer in my house.

>>1200427
Same here , i used to be a 235 lb fatfuck now im 178 lb , no more sugar, no sweets , no junk food and hard train everyday, i feel more alive than ever.

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Holy crap its happening already.

>>1200490
He never stood a chance

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I miss her lads.

>>1200545
Same. Her spear was decent.

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>>1200565
not the only thing that was decent

>>1200263
Sasha is ugly but id still fuck thee

>>1200733
Please have sex

>>1200490
>>1200497
context?

Who are /asp/'s top 5 current female wrestlers?

>>1200783
Becky
Asuka
Nattie
Emma
Charotte

>>1200783
Asuka
Emma
Becky
Sasha
Bayley

>>1200747
Are you offering?

>>1200796
If you're at least 6'4'' then yes

>>1200776
Sasha's bf got Nakamura on Facetime for her. Sasha's got a thing for Asian guys & Nakamura's her favorite of all of them. A rookie move by her dumb idiot boyfriend, tbqh.

>>1200783
>>1200789

Haven't watched since Trish was Women's Champ all of 2005.

Is Paige any good, or has she already had her run? She seems decent in-ring and would probably take a dick for a cigarette, but it seems there's a lot of sinister dank maymays about her.

>>1200797
Im 6' 3" shit im sorry

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>>1200802

>Keenan
>6'3"

Wide, maybe, you lifeless flamboyant faggot.

>>1200783
Sasha
Bex
Asuka
Bayley
Bliss

>>1200807
Would you like me to post scientific photographic evidence of my height you lil manlet nerd?

>>1200800
Paige is mediocre and has been for years. She hasn't held a title since 2014 and has since been reduced to an advertisement for total divas. Both her title runs were hot garbage, also. It's all about three horsewomen now.

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>>1200799
It's funny because Cuckaze basically looks like a bargain basement Nakamura and Sasha hero worships Nak. Dumb seamstress is gonna be cucked by the end of the month.

>>1200812

Gotcha'.

I dig Asuka, too. She looks like she's doing well in NXT?

I almost feel bad for her, actually. Watched that clip on YouTube of her 'signing' getting 'interrupted'. It was literally just this poor Japanese woman standing awkwardly in the ring while all this forced-as-fuck diva reality TV shit started happening around her.

Wonder if it shits her off. Surely she'd just be like, "Fuck, just let me go in and wrestle, I don't want to have this angle about stealing Summer Rae's bra or some shit."

>>1200810
Yes please.

>>1200823
You're about to get owened idiot

>>1200819
Asuka is brilliant. She would be the face of the division if she were white and a decade younger.

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>>1200828
Nope not with charlotte around

>>1200821
>there's three now
charlotte is /wwe/'s girl huh

>>1200829
Charlotte's almost past her sell by date m8

>>1200832
the new one is also dean mark, since his other charlotte trip got banned yesterday

>>1200837
Dean Mark is a misogynist that detests women's wrestling

>>1200845
But he likes shitposting and dislikes the original charlotte fag.

>>1200821
>>1200829
Jericho looked so much better with long hair

wooooo

>>1200878
>30 years old
She can't compete with SashA+'s youth

What's been your favourite match from this week?

What's been your favourite promo/segment from this week?

>>1200881
I guess she can compete with her botches then.

>>1200883
Sami vs AJ (Not even an indy fan)

Promo, none really. Was happy for Bray but RIP

>>1200883
Sami vs AJ

Miz and his wife desu. They both actually manage to make me mad which is rare in modern wrestling

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>>1200881
Sasha is poopoo

>>1200896
Oh yeah the Miz segment was alright but fucking Maryse.

Shes hot AF but her voice, god damn.

>>1200883
>What's been your favourite match from this week?

Rey Mysterio/Puma/Azteca vs. Cage/Zero/Taya with Daga vs. Texano a close 2nd.

>What's been your favourite promo/segment from this week?

The God/Ric/Dr. Phil segment was hilarious.

>>1200883
Sami vs AJ

The segment with the Flairs and Phil. It was pretty damn funny which is a rare thing in WWE these days.

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>>1200904
>outlaw wrestling

>>1200913
Sami vs aj was boring you smark faggot

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Charlottefag 2 of 30 reporting in. Hoping Alexa Bliss turns face soon cause she's boring as shit as a heel. Anyway wondering if Sasha will be kept off tv again next week.

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>>1200393
weird looking torso

>>1200939
Why do you always write "2 of 30 reporting in" when it's only you and no one else?

>>1200934
Kys you fat beta waifu fag

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>>1200946
Quit projecting

>>1200939
Did they?

>>1200949
It's all cold hard fact, big guy

>>1200944

There were a lot of us at one point but now there's like 4 (not counting the trips). I guess I'm just used to it. I'm really curious what happened to 1 of 30. I hope he's okay.

>>1200969
>there were a lot of us

lmao

>>1200969
I'm still here bro

>>1200972
Ok i lied its just me samefagging

>>1200977
No it wasn't

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>>1200969
im still here. Never left

>there are currently 10 (TEN) non wrestling threads up
All that moderation sure paid off, huh?

>>1200979
>>1200979
Do you actually like charlie or are you being ironic? I can never tell with this place

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>>1200983
>charlie
Very mature

>>1200981
It's funny because after they told us to wait till page 8 to start a new general, a fuckton of shitposting wrestling threads appeared in their place.

I mean, I'd be perfectly fine with just a general and a new one after they hit the bump limit without the need to wait till page 8.

>>1200986
Girls can be called charlie you dip

>Rusev gets tired of Sheamus/ADR going on a short losing streak
>reks the shit out of both of them
>leaves
>kills Kalisto for the US Title
>Sheamus and Del Rio remain as a cemented tag team to fill in the division with two former world champs (kayfabe credible contenders giving a shit about the pennybelts makes them seem more important)

Good idea or bad idea?

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>>1200994
Like the ting tings said.
"Thats not my name"
Is what Charlotte would say

>>1200999
Good idea

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Man Zack Ryder is so buried, he rock bottom Corbin and still lost!

>>1201002
If she dislikes it so much she can sick muh dick and I'll stop

>>1200999
>Rusev getting a belt
10/10

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Who /Jade/ here?

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>>1201013
No one on planet earth wants to "sick" your dick

>>1201017
i'll make that bitch gag on it bro

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>>1200999
I see nothing wrong with that idea really. Rusev is the most entertaining part of that faction anyway.

>tfw you will never go out drinking with The Lads

>>1200200
>kys

>>>/reddit/

>>1201019
Can you invite me?

>somebody is so triggered by charlotte friend that he has saved dozens of charlotte's pictures to his hard drive to imitate him

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>>1201016
>outlaw wrestling
>outlaw diva wrestling

>>1201022
Of course, but you have to take a few farts to the face

>>1201020
>Sheamus drinking a tall pint of guiness

>subjecting himself to that filthy tar-water for the sake of kayfabe

Respect the dedication.

>>1201020
haha i bet there was a FAHT that day maggle!

never let you guard down around an areshman!

>>1201026
Honestly that whole group seems like top lads outside of wrestling, too. Ride Along with Woi Barra and Sheamus was likely the best so far released, top bants and all.

Shame they're mostly just jobbers right now. I still don't really get the point of bringing Del Rio back only to put him in a stable where he puts others over.

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>>1201025
"No"

>>1200999
I think it would be better if Del Rio and Sheamus try turn on him but he reks them. Make Ruru look strong

>>1201033
And you call yourself a fan. Disgraceful.

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>>1201034
Rusev beating two former World Champs in a handicap match?

I want that. MAKE RUSEV LOOK STRONG

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>>1201037
Dont call me names you piece of shit

>>1201043
Faggot

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>tfw you will never be stretched by Stu Hart

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>>1201045
Leave me alone

>>1201050
just keep posting charlotte, bitch boy

>>1201050
Those hips dont lie

because they dont exist lmao

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Mean Dean Lunatic Fringe Ambrose

>>1201031
It was likely on-the-fly booking to make Roman look strong.
>we need to assemble some jobbers, but they need to be remotely credible, so Roman looks good running through all four of them at once

>what about that guy we just brought back, put over Cena and gave the US Title?

>I SEE NOTHING WRONG WITH BALEE THAT

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>tfw ADR brings over Melissa Santos to be his personal ring annoucer
>"From San Luis POTOSI... Alberto Deeeeeeeeeeel Rio"

All I want is for Del Rio to channel El Patron.

>>1201081
Literally who?

>>1201081
I wish they didn't strip him off Ricardo Rodriguez and the limousine

ALBERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>1201081
This would actually be great.
She's a based as fuck ring announcer and she has dem THIGHS.

>>1201087
HHH disliked Ricardo.

Ricardo said Haitch would always make fun if his body shape/weight

>>1201091
Why is Haitch such an asshole

>>1201026
Guinness is great

>>1201103
Big nosed faggot is pissed he has to brown nose Vince 24/7.

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>>1201108
Yeah if you have zero taste buds

>>1200883
Roman and Bray vs LoN.

Brayy was killing it as a babyface and he surprisingly has good chemistry with Roman as a rival.

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>bray turns full on face
>goes against vince and the authority to bring Shane on full on
>succeeds
>now a face stable
>Harper makes his return
>confused why his bretheren are now face
>Bray vs. Harper for control of the Wyatt Family
>Solid match, Harper loses
>Harper goes on a solo run
>Bray keeps doing his thing
>no more authority
>more based Harper

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Roman Empire lads

>>1201170
he needs to fill up that tat.

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>>1201173
What did he mean by this?

>>1201180
steph looked proper hot in that gear.

>>1201180

cant get over unless you bang steph.

based rr

>>1201031
>I still don't really get the point of bringing Del Rio back only to put him in a stable where he puts others over
He's the only one who can bring in the Mexicans. They weren't even selling half the seats in their Mexican tours when Del Rio would sell out the same venue with AAA

>>1201185
I wonder how long your name will eventually get

At a houseshow in Amsterdam right now, Strowman and Rowan came out without music and without Bray, feels bad man.

>>1201249
punch braun

>>1201249
>without music

they didn't have that one rowan/harper theme on hand?

>>1201253
You remember what Braun did to a fan the last time they attacked him, right...?
[insertspoilers]H-He told security...![/insertspoilers]

>>1201249
>>1201249
JUST

>>1200883

Sami/AJ

Enzo and Cass on Smackdown. Enzo is so good on the mic.

>>1201264
Big bruan would've fuck that fans shit up if it was the 80s or early 90s

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>>1201249
Also Swagger came out with the Dutch flag so everyone was behind and fully chanted 'we the people' with him

>>1201270
Enzo's promo on Smackdown, though.
>The Ascension.... There's a million and one things I could think to say about you, but the absolute worst thing that I could think of to say...is that you're The Ascension, and that's that, y'know? How you doin'...

Why do wrasslers use terminology like worker,rib,rub,jobber,

>>1201282
Don't know why I made that picture upside down though

>>1201282
based oil painting anon

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>>1201180
>Haitch in the background

>>1201283

Yeah I was loling. He delivered it perfectly too.

>>1201288
Because they used to be carnies and carnies used to use codewords all the time.

>>1201282
Crisp picture friend

>>1201282
>jack swagger over

Jesus Christ just push him

Ehoa that smackdown was awesome. That ADR styles match was great. Jericho is in god mode too. Kekd multiple times during the main event. I also like deanetty now that jericho is carrying him he was funny on commentary but only because he was talking about Jericho JEriGOAT

Sami zayn also got 0 pop again kek

>>1201384
This website is for people aged 18 years or older.

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aight, i know you guys are miserable memesters and overall shitt posters, but can we like, get Chuck Taylor into the Cruiserweight tournament?

>>1201384
Please sober up before posting

>>1201394
I'm 43

>>1201406
*54 sorry

>>1201400
+1 UPVOAT xDDD

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>>1201426
cool

>>1201430
+2 UPVOAT! !1!!! Xdddd

>>1201026
Hes from dublin, he has to drink that swill when there are superior stouts out there like murphy's. It has nothing to do with wrestling and everything to do with dublin.

is keenan, Dean mark, Suicide luchador, breeze mark, and carter autistic?

>>1201450
They're tripfags, draw your own conclusion

>Haitch replacing Brayylmao on european tour

BASED TRIPLE HHH

>>1201450
They are literally the same person so yes

>>1201492
>no selling Roman match.

Based indeed.

on a scale of raw after mania to full sail how autistic will the britbong raw crowd be

>>1201513
You misspelled good and very.

>inb4 Balor debut

>>1201492
>BASED TRIPLE HHH

Who is this HHHHHHHHH you are talking about?

HHH's Great-great-great-great-grandfather?

>>1201519
my friends call me quad

How many of you guys actually know why heels are called heels?

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>>1201400
>outlaw wrestling

>>1201524
>look at me i googled why heels are called heels i sure am smart
sick dude, your post sure did engage me

>>1201524
Not me bro. mind educating me? (Not being a dick)

>>1201529
>>1201530
You internet insiders make me laugh.

Leave the wrestling discussion to the real wrestlers.

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>>1201532
>Leave the wrestling discussion to the real wrestlers.

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>>1201532
I was being genuine but if you wanna be a dick go ahead.

>Leave the wrestling discussion to the real wrestlers
Ok thats enough for me.

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>>1201532
>Leave the wrestling discussion to the real wrestlers.

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>>1201532
>Leave the wrestling discussion to the real wrestlers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaZk9-2x4vI

Is RVD spamming the best new /wwe/ meme?

>>1201555
where is jinder mahal?

>>1201555
I'm not even going to hate. God bless em.

But I did lose my shit when I saw Ambrose come out.

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>>1201569
>God bless em.

>>1201555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU

>>1201513

They're probably get muted and the edits will be smakdown-tier as it won't be live. Only bad thing about Bong RAWs

>>1201555
Marking to Abhinab.

>>1201492
FUCK, IN AMSTERDAM BRAY GOT REPLACED WITH SHEAMUS, LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE IN EUROPE GOT TO SEE BRAY OR GETS TO SEE HHH

>>1201588
Kevin owens is great

Roman reigns is a shit fake wrestler

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> its a womens """"""""""""""""""""wrestling""""""""""""""""""""" match...

>>1201601
Sheamus is a top lad though.

>>1201605
Better than a 20 min Authority promo.

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> its a Horselette promo
You'd think her Dad would teach her how to cut one. Old faggot is probably too busy getting drunk and hitting on the women at catering.

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> its a Dolph Ziggler match

>>1201609
She has improved, but she can't handle the crowd whatsoever. Any remote deviation from the script and she's done for.
Also, what's up with her random changes in tone? That's not even something experience irons out, that's just something that she outright should never do and has no excuse to.

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> its a cheer the heel, boo the faces type crowd.

>>1201612
He had a good match agaisnt Haitch.

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>>1201614
Well she is a former drug addict and part horse. Maybe loud noises confuse/distract her easily

>>1201612
kys smelly poopy black man

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>>1201621
Im not black mr.poo in the loo

>>1201618
True

>>1201618
of course he did, triple GOAT is the proverbial ring general

>>1201040
Did they?

>>1201624
carter your stupid poop black man who never gets laid xD

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Fucking hell I've been drinking since 1pm and feel like absolute shit :/

>>1201628
Im not Carter, would you like me to post scientific photographic evidence to prove this?

>>1201040
Cool picture, do you mind if I save it friend?

>>1201629
Post what your drinking with time stamp.
I have 200 bux on you being underage boy

>>1201555
I'm a Zakir mark now

>>1201631
carter you are stupid ass black monkey xD

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is this true /wwe?

>Zack on Smackdown: I will get that IC Title back one day, but in the meantime, I look forward to seeing you lose to the current Number One Contender, Cesaro.

Holy fuck what a cuck.

What are the chances that Dean Mark is Flairfag?

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>>1201633
Currently going through a 24 pack of Carling

>>1201639
yes

>>1201649
0%, Dean Mark is actually cool

>>1201651
Lets see your hand nigger

>>1201651
carter your life is a poopy

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>>1201657
K here

>>1201658
Im not fucking carter bud

>>1201664
Pussy ass faggot

>>1201664
carter you pussy ass nigger faggot.

kys general butt nakked

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>tfw there are 7 threads on /asp/ right now with fedoras as the OP image
>/wwe/ will defend this behaviour

>>1201671
kys /asp/ie

>>1201671
>tfw aspies will defend their dead generals and claims it's /wwe/ fault

>>1201675
savage

>>1201675
>they thought that deleting the generals would keep their threads up
>it only made it worse

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>there will NEVER EVER be a British WWE champion

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>>1201681
Oliver Grey was out last hope.
>actual pretty good wrestler
>handsome as fuck
>good size
>well-built
>literally had royal blood which could work with a gimmick

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im from a country thats shaped like poo, but its still better than being a mentally unstable, wannabe black like Carter

Can /wwe/ reccomend a movie for me to watch.

Anything like?
> No Country For Old Men
> You're Next
> Creep
> Blair Witch Project
> True Detective
> Nightcrawler

Something with dark gritty theme thanks.

>>1201758

no country

>>1201758
Batman v Superman

>>1201760
Seen that, was bretty good

>>1201758
Nightcrawler

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>>1201437

>>1201758
kys black boi

>>1201763
>>1201759
I ALREADY SAW DOES ONES YA FUCKING IDIOTS

I know your anger, I know your dreams.

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>>1201758

>>1201776
Fack off

>>1201772
watch nigerian nollywood and connect with you people

Thoughts on RVD?

>>1201795
DUDE

>>1201772
YOU STUPID IDIOT

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>mfw Tyler Breeze hasn't won a single match, including house shows, this entire year

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Why do they call them smarks -- smart marks -- when they're so fucking stupid?

>>1201816
>doesn't understand basic 50/50 "You lose, I win, you win, I lose, we both lose!" WWE booking he's been watching for years
>thinks AJ is meant to have a chance against how great Samoan Ogrelord anyway

Holy fuck how stupid.
Based Jericho though.

>>1201816
based jericho

Who /YaOnlyLivOnce/ here?

Whi /neet/ here?

>>1201816
LeL

Based jerigoat

>>1200194

>Keenan

Now who in the world is this austist?

>>1201848
right here fampai

>>1201816

Based Jerigoat. Vince doesn't need to pander to these idiots 2bh. Push Roman to the moon, they clearly haven't a single clue about the business.

>>1201848
>>1201853

>Caught replying to himself with the same trip, trying to start an argument with himself

Did someone tombstone you on solid concrete?

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>>1201860
He's a brain dead moron, just report and ignore.

>>1201808
There's literally nothing wrong with being a jobber.

>>1201851
I am Keenan. Do u have problem?

Name a time and place right fucking now and we'll settle this, no holds barred bitch boy.

>>1201816
>>1201824

wat

Smarks be fags, but Jericho/AJ/Reigns is fucking shit booking with matches that have no significance.

>Not having the understanding to realize the Samoan Spearchucker is being put with smark fav. AJ to give the former a 'good match' in the hope of getting him over by proxy. It's why they had Bryan match up with him last year.

>>1201865

It's that autist with multiple trips isn't he? How embarrassing that you can't even switch between your own trips correctly

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>>1201856
Yeah I'm starting to see the right. I was an anti-Roman smark, but these people don't understand booking at all.

I don't understand how people can claim to understand wrestling yet work themselves into shoots like this.

Tried hanging me self and my mum walked in and said to go outside and do it because "my fat ass is gunna break something if i do it in here" :'(

>>1201875
*see the light. Sorry for my Japanese accent.

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>>1201870

>The state of this post

>>1201870
>this entire post

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>>1201875

>#podcastexperts

>Mfw people unironically follow wrestling channels and podcasts hosted by non-wrestlers
>Listening to wrestling podcasts ever unless it's SCSA

>>1201885
I have one really good reason why his suspension isn't a work.
Because black people don't work.
;^)

>>1201873
yup its him.

>>1201885
Jericho has had good ones, it's dependent on guests though.

>that episode where Xavier and Cody argue about their high school rivalry

>>1201895

I used to listen to Jericho's podcast when it was still new, but his voice became too annoying for me and I didn't like how hard he was trying to seem "hip" I liked the one he did with Batista the most.

>>1201885

You're missing out on Kevin Sullivan's. It's the best by far for insight.

SCSA's can be too company approved fr my tastes. Cornette's and Konnan's can be good, but often go off track. Ross' would be up there with Sullivan's if it wasn't for all the sponsor gimmedats.

The rest are shit, especially The King of Shill Jericho's one.

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>>1201879
I hope it's true, but you're probably too big of a pussy to go through with it, or you wanted to be caught.

>>1201824
>defending 50/50 booking

>>1201903
Are you implying Jerichos not a cool dad?

>>1201920

>There needs to be a clear winner in every single feud

18+ my man. Only fat smarks who listen to fellow fat smark podcast wank over such horrible foresight. If Jericho lost at mania again to a newcomer, he'd lose all his credibility.

>>1201889
18+

>>1201936
>If Jericho lost at mania again to a newcomer, he'd lose all his credibility.
He put over fandago and lost no credibility

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One of these days DDP will enter a rumble/battle royal and win

>>1201920
I wasn't

>>1201949

>Put over Fandango

Yes and that totally went nowhere cause Fandango is even lower than the low-card, and in hindsight now he looks like a chump with that on his record.

>>1201936

No, there needs to be meaning in every single fued.

The 50/50 booking, meaningless matches and insignificant fueds are why millions have tuned ut of wrestling.

WWE should count themselves lucky that they still have a comic book nerd style audience to milk who value 'great matches' and 'workrate' uber alles, but have no idea as to what either mean.

>>1201960
And yet Jericho lost no credibility.

Try thinking your posts through next time.

And in case you didn't realize it, most of Jericho's tweets that aren't shilling his podcast are a work

Does Roman want none?

>>1201972
They don't want no ratings that's for sure

>>1201978
YEP

>>1201965

Piss off la' "50/50 booking" as smarks like to whine about has always existed and it's meant to either keep the feud going, or grant closure/credibility to the person who wins the final match

>>1201966

Yeah he lost no credibility cause at the time Bray was a credible opponent and he had already beaten him once already.

>Most of his tweets are a work

"no" I dont think he's fuming but smarks pretending they know more about a business than the veteran who has been doing it for longer than they have been alive is comical.

I remember these same smarks were upset Randy beat Jasethy at mania last year, not knowing that by Orton beating him it sets up a future storyline where the former is now the no.1 contender, severe lack of foresight.

Im about to sperg the fuck out

>>1201990
>Piss off la' "50/50 booking" as smarks like to whine about has always existed and it's meant to either keep the feud going, or grant closure/credibility to the person who wins the final match

You don't understand what '50/50 booking' is. I also suspect you do not understand what 'booking' is.

>smarkz in 2016. dumba dan da marks

>>1201999

>This entire post

You literally said nothing of importance other than, "ME know more you stupid" If I don't know what 50/50 booking is then why don't you go ahead and explain it Dave. Whenever I'm on the woo stream and someone wins I see a bunch of neckbeards spamming >50/50 booking in annoyance parroting whichever non-wrestler podcaster they listen to. But go ahead.

>>1201978
>says jasethy fag

2.4 RECORD LOW

>>1202002

wat

Dean Mark you want the next thread?

>>1202029
Please have sex

>>1201816
C'MON BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1202029
>Implying you can pick up nxt fatties

>>1201875
>I'd love to see Jericho face someone like Brock Lesnar right now
>I'll whip his dopey ass
here comes another locker room story

>>1202029
>Anti-Smarks getting worked by NXT
18+ kiddo

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>>1201816
holy kek BTFO

>>1200194
who's this manlet?

>>1202124
AJ Styles in the indies

>>1202143
Next Thread

>>1202151
"No"

>>1202124
El Generico, ironically, Sami Zayn's less generic persona.

>tyler breeze lost twice in live event

LOOK EVERYONE

IT'S

JOBBER

>>1202240
Tyler lost his last 55 consecutive matches, though.

>>1201639
i was at a party and a dude broke a glass bottle by throwing it at a rock and i was drunk and expected stone cold's theme to play

>>1202246
Fuck off normie

>>1201020
>Rusev drinks Kirin light

Wut

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Ready for a fun fact /wwe/?

The last PPV main event that didn't feature a Shield member or Brock Lesnar was Extreme Rules 2014, where Daniel Bryan vs Kane went on last.

This even includes Survivor Series 2014 as Seth was the last man on Team Authority, as well as the last two Royal Rumbles as Roman won in 2015 and Dean was the last man eliminated this year.

So why did WCW fans throw trash in the ring all the time?

Also how good was WCW during it's 18 month dominance?

>>1201614
She does it to annoy you. You'er getting worked.

>>1201848
>>1201853

tekpop

>>1202315
cheap beer + southern hicks + lax security

bryan alvarez just called me a geek what should i do

>>1202287
Shieldettys should stop appearing so oftem, ratings are plummeting thanks to them.

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New OSW tonight lads

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WWE announced that Adam Rose and Konnor have been suspended for 60 days for violating the WWE Wellness Policy. This is the second Wellness Policy violation for both men.

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>>1202937
>Adam Rose

He's completely natty though.

>Getting suspended for wellness policy violation when you look like a hungry skelly

>>1202664
Best wrestling videos by far

>>1202664

Go promote your awful podcast on reddit

>>1203222
>implying OSW is a reddit-tier podcast

You realise SJWs hate OSW, right?

>>1203492


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