/wwe/ General #2033

kewin owens rules
rycuck sucks

It's rather early lad.

I really wish Kane could go to his old mask. Even to the uncovered mouth version. It's miles ahead of this crap he wears now.

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>>1185826
TRIPFAGS LEAVE

Or else..

>>1185826
>"We've got that extra hour on TV on RAW. I don't think that helps us sometimes because it's too much talk and there's too much bulls--t and the matches that should have more time don't get enough time. It's like a lot of matches that I've had lately [have] been six minutes. Okay, well, I've got a minute of entrance, the other guy has a minute of entrance, [so] you've got four minutes [left]. You can't tell a story in under four minutes. You can't. It's impossible. And the matches that people think are so great are the matches that usually have two segments [or] three segments because we give you time to get emotionally invested. I think that's one thing we make a mistake of because we're too concerned about people channel flipping because there's so much going on, so they keep RAW so fast paced. I think we hurt our product a little bit sometimes by not giving people matches they can get emotionally invested in."
Based Beeg btfoing Vince yet again

>>1185840
He's 100% right.

After the Austin podcast I really started to like Beeg a lot more 2bh

>>1185840
Another baby segment incoming for Beeg.

This time he poops.

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kkevin Owens is fat

>>1185835
I wish Kane and Undertaker would just leave.

>>1185826

YOURE SAWFT SLOPPY

THEY CALLIN ME PAPI

>no trips in sight
>half of the posts including the op are still shitposting cancer
Cool
>>1185840
Anyone else notice Big Show has shown up way less since the podcast? They're gonna job him out to yet another celebrity next year too, I don't know why he doesn't just retire

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TNA is moving their corporate offices into their shop tna warehouse.

lmao you cant make this up

>>1185887

Turn your trip on you moron.

>>1185890
I dont believe you lmao

>>1185887
He gets a beeg million a year. He gets paid more than the 3 shields. I think only Trips geta more money tham him.

What is/was your go to finisher for your CAW?
I always go for the death driver

>>1185887
because he makes lots and lots of money

>>1185898
Roman is estimated to be getting $2.1 million a year, Seth even more than that. Meme Dean is easily the lowest earning shield member too, of course

>>1185899
Piledriver

>>1185899
Widow's Peak or the Bridging Straightjacket Suplex

>>1185902

>Seth even more than that

[citation needed]

And no way Roman makes 2 million a year you're delusional with those numbers.

>>1185906
forbes money list

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>PWInsider.com reports that TNA is reportedly moving their headquarters to a Tennessee warehouse, the same one used for ShopTNA.com operations.

>Currently they are based at the Cummins Station in Nashville, Tennessee. The move is set to happen in early May and has been planned for a while.

>>1185890
>>1185897

im not lying.

sescoops.com/tna-wrestling-moves-corporate-headquarters-into-shoptna-com-warehouse/

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>>1185909
so they won't be here anymore?

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>>1185912
nope

why do wwe superstars get paid so little relative to other athletes? it's a billion dollar company

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Stop bullying TNA assholes

Or else.....

>>1185913
did balor get yelled at for this?

Anyone else like to superkick the crosswalk button?

>>1185917
Nope

I think he even won the NXT title after that, lel

Young bucks are awesome

>>1185914
Gotta pay both of Steph's salaries somehow

>>1185914
Vince McMahon is greedy

>>1185916
don't hurt baeley

>>1185916
POPE, WHAT'S BAY LEE DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?!

>>1185921
what is the gimmick of the young bucks?

Dubya recording Smackdown near me tomorrow, but most of the roster wont be there since theyre starting the euro tour.

i dont think its worth if KO, styles, and memebrose are the only ones worth going for.

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>>1185918

>>1185916
>TNA
>assholes
>posts picture of Bayley

I like where this is going

>>1185914
Because they have no union

>>1185917
Trips high fived him, probably.

>>1185930
>implying you even have enough money to go you useless oxygen stealing overweight neet

>>1185927
Cocky face/heel depending on how they're booked

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Total Divas is booked better than RAW and Wrestlemania.

>concise story recaps
>enticing previews of next week
>definable characters with traits
>continuity beyond four weeks
>perfect blend of humor and drama
>acting that legitimately blends the line between shoot and kayfabe
>John Cena is loved every time he's on screen

>>1185927
Immature Egotistical spot monkeys, there is no-one who works crowds better in the indies right now than them.

>>1185930
>tfw no becky on smackdown this week
end me

>>1185941
That shows for women you fucking weird faggot.

>>1185941
This. Best thing coming out of WWE right now.

>>1185917
nah, apparently he asked Haitch if he could post it

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>>1185946
>This. Best thing coming out of WWE right now.

>>1185927
cocky wrestlers

>>1185941
Imagine a wrestling promotion run by E! network. It could rival WWE

>>1185890
it's legit
>>1185909

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>>1185927
cocky pricks

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>>1185949
>i dislike reddit

>>1185949
>>1185957
>he pulled a dean mark or he's working us

>thread is alright
>one tripfag shows up and shitposts
Why are you doing this you fat fuck?

>>1185959
it's dean mark himself

>>1185937

not everyone is like you, so dont project your image on others.

>>1185960
>he still attempts to do anything besides shitpost in the general

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>>1185958
>I enjoy going on a hugbox site where everyone has the same opinion and if you trigger anyone u get banned or downvoted into hiding

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>>1185960
>he hopes for wrestling discussion in this general

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This is my favorite Finn moment.

>>1185962
>dean mark
Literally who?

>>1185969
I feel bad for TNA.

Should've built stars and never hire people loke hogan, nash, or even giving the belt to kurt

LOOK IN MY EYEEEEs

>>1185969
why can't he be even a fraction as entertaining as this in the ring

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>>1185945
And wrestling is for kids. It doesn't matter.

>>1185965
>a tripfag is posting the "leddit is bad" may may again

sorry you got banned and downvoted into oblivion. it must have been very embarrassing for you :^)

>>1185975
V A N I L L A

M I D G E T

>>1185969
God damn, if only he wasn't full vanilla when it comes to being in the ring

>>1185974
some cuck who used to be on tv

>>1185974
What's MMA star Phil Brooks doing in the impact Zone?

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DAS RIGHT LADS

THE WRESTLEMANIA MATCH MEANT LITERALLY NOTHING

>>1185981
>>1185975
Was he entertaining in NJPW?

>>1185977
No it isnt

>>1185978
Kek Ive never posted on reddit in my life.
I just lurk for porn and SquaredCircle . Just from lurking there i can tell its more cancerous than this place.

>>1185985
why?

His booking sucks

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>>1185985
how u want your storyline senpai

Marry one kill one fuck one

NATALYA
CHARLOTTE
TAMINA

>>1185965
>has a tripcode
>dislikes reddit
hmm

>>1185989
because it means no goddamn triple zzz

>>1185991
marry nattie
fuck charlotte
kill tamina

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>>1185990

>>1185985

who gives a fuck.

as long as we dont have more nxt call ups

>>1185991
>Marry Charlotte
>Fuck Natalya
>Kill Tamina

>>1185991
Marry Charlie so she can peg me fkr the rest of my life
Fuck Nat
Kill Samoa

>>1185917
He probably got a pay rise for it.

>>1185969
Poor Matt. He had a hard life

>>1185996
AAAAAAY WE WANT SUM BAYLEY

get ready anon

>>1185985

>yfw Shane books Apollo Crews in the main event

>>1185996
> not wanting more callups

Why?

>>1185975
Because he's face. He would probably be a lot more interesting once he eventually goes heel.

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>>1186002
>yfw Shane books Apollo Crews to fuck his wife in the main event

>>1186001
Man they're going to ruin every divas segment until they get her aren't they? Poor girls don't know what to do when the crowd does that shit, Charlotte looked like she was going to cry.

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>>1185988
>kek I've never been there!
>ive lurked there

Why doesnt Shane just kill Vince?

>>1186001
>>1186004

do you really want them to be stuck in mid card hell or jobbing 3 months from now with no storyline?

actually, almost everyone is already at that point. fuck it

>>1186012
It's illegal

>>1186011
Learn how to fucking read you underage spastic
I said ive never POSTED there. Goddamn you people are autistic.

>>1186015
Nothing is illegal when you're rich

>>1186009
It's only when Charlotte speaks because everybody hates her and is bootyblasted she won

Why dont the wrestlers fight backstage???
Do the good guys and bad guys have different locker rooms?

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>Be Dolph after Survivor Series 2014
>Realises him being the lone survivor was a once off
>No push coming
>Switch to long tights
>2015
>Start using super kicks more often
>Grows his hair
>2016
>Stops dyeing his hair
>Ties it up during matches
>Use Shawn Michaels-esque boot and tights designs
>Start "tuning up the band"

Guy has mentally checked out and he's just trolling to see if Vinnie or Trips care enough to tell him stop it. Doubt they ever will. Can't blame him.

>mfw Dolph starts using the diving elbow

>>1186013
>Bayley
>jobbing
never going to happen. she's a socal girl wif da retard strenf

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>>1186025

>>1186025
do they want some?

>>1185930
Makes me remember an smackdown held in my country but there was no Orton, Kane and Taker (My favs).

Got to see Beeg face The GOAT though so it was worth it.

>>1186023
Beautiful example of what happens eventually when WWE refuse to pull the trigger on somebody. People stop caring. The fans, the wrestler, everyone.

>>1186029
NOPE

>>1186032
I only liked him when Vicki was managing him

when is WWE gonna cut down the roster again? there's some people that just waste space there

Charlotte is one of the best heels in the company.

Wait. Don't fedora.jpg me just yet, hear me out.

Limited moveset, everyone loves hating her, mark heat for beating other divas, waifuists heat for beating their waifus, smark heat for backstage politicked push.

Still fun to watch and fun to hate.

>>1186038
They are saving them for a new brandsplit

>>1186039
You just described female Miz

>>1186022
They always fight backstage, retard

>>1186039
Shes not a good, heel people just hate her because shes boring and predictable
Notice how when she won at Mania there was no reaction, people were just like "wut?"
>le 10 min meaningless promos with her nasally yelling
>le dad interferes every match
Its boring bud. Just facd it, your waifu a shit.

>>1186038
kick out new day
Roman
The Miz
Big Show
Kane
Darren Young
Titus
Cody Rhodes

Basically everyone who isn't a independent star. WWE can't make wrestlers for shit. They need more independent stars in the wwe

>>1186046
Yeah but

>>1186048
>Cody Rhodes

no give him smoke and mirrors back and have him call people ugly again

>>1186048
new day and the miz are good you fucking neckbeard

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>carter has another new trip and another new personality
This negro is worse than Mick Foley

>>1186047
Get worked

>>1186047
there was no reaction because they were shocked and deflated that le b0ss didn't win. marks got worked HARD

>>1186055
Don't acknowledge him and he'll go away

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Post your favourite Dolph moments.

The Alberto/Dolph double turn from 2013 was a thing of beauty.

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>>1186048
>he doesn't appreciate The Miz

>>1186060
the time dx shoved him into a box and mailed him away

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>>1185985

>>1186048
>outlaw wrestling

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>>1186060

>>1186056
How so? Shes boring and poo poo in the ring. No once cares about her. If her dad wasnt Flair shed be flipping burgers at Mcdonalds or sucking dick in a tranny porno.

>>1186057
"No"

>>1186054
>he watches a good wrestling show and some kid shit.
>he's a neckbeard xD

Kys wwe sheep

>>1186052
Nah he's fucking trash.
We can pay Okada or Tanahashi that money

>>1186071
>poo poo
hey i remember you

>>1186045
Except for the part where she can wrestle.

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>>1186060
Dolph Ziggler is a boring faggot.

>>1186072
>Japanese Orton and Cena
>good

COME ON BAYBAY

>>1186071
>Mark living up to his trip
pottery

git
w
o
r
k
e
d

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>>1186060

>>1186078
YOU STUPID IDIOT

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Wanna see Joe do this to Balor and kill his "demon" gimmick. I like Balor as a worker, but this whole side gimmick thing is going nowhere.

>>1186073
;^)

>>1186079
Wow you should be a detective or something.

>>1186077
They could have better matches in their sleep than Orton vs. Cena ever have.

>>1186077
Better than Roman.


>>1186068
I SAID IT AGAIN MOM XDD

>>1186061
Agree he sucks. Ryder shouldn't have lost the belt

>>1186088
>outlaw wrestling

>>1186078
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1186084
YOU'RE A STUPID MAN

>>1186075
women can't wrestle you fucking feminist cunt REEEEE

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>>1186088
>Ryder shouldn't have lost the belt

>>1186089
kys WWE sheep piece of shit.

/woo/ was right about you manchilds

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>>1186059
He's been on this board for years, he's never going away my friend.

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>>1186090
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1186085
Is Senor Joe going to debut soon I wanna see him get a few squash matches and just destroy Breeze

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>>1186097

>>1186101
> just destroy Breeze

Why? Their match in NXT was really good.

>>1186097
>outlaw wreslting

>>1186101
I get the feeling he's going to be one of the NXT4Life pack, with Aries. Doubt either of them will make the step up. No matter how much I'd love to see Joe on the main roster.

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>>1186097
>/woo/ was right about you manchilds

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1186104
He's WWE's official jobber now.

I will also accept 1 vs 4 against the social outcasts though

>>1186103
Same filename and same pic as used by Dean Mark.

Fuck off, Carter

>>1186101
Fuck that fat manlet samoan pussy. He is a fucking pussy

U N I T Y

WHAT IT SPELL HUH

>>1186114
I want to touch Sasha Banks

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SAMOA JOE IS S FAT

MANLET NERD WHO GOT SMACKED

AND SMACKED AND PUNKED BY KEVIN NASH

AND HE DUD NOTHING KEK

HE GOT SMACKED LIKE A BITCH BACKSTAGE

BY KEVIN NASH AND DID NOTHING KEK KEK KEK

>>1186117
>>1186109
>>1186100
>>1186090
>>1186084
>>1186078
>>1186091
Jerichoposting never gets old

>>1186060

None. He comes out, i tune out.

Ziggler has always been a boring faggot.

Now that he has mentally checked out, it gives me more of a reason to not give a fuck.

>>1186001
Bayley isn't coming up until after Summerslam

>>1186121
Jerichoposting is top tier, though I'd put Haitchposting above it

>>1186115
gay

>>1186125
your wifes at home

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Whose dick would you rather suck: Paige, Charlotte or Sasha's?

>>1186128
what's she doing?

don't know

>>1186125
fuck off chris

>>1186131
YOU GOTTA BE SUPERKEK

>>1186133
How did you know my name you stupid idiot

>>1186130
sasha probably

>>1186128
>>1186131
where does this come from?

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Hey guys, anybody know where I can find Vince McMahon? I hear he's got a BIG push lined up for me!

>>1186138
based trips trying to reach these tough enough kids

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#PushBreeze

>>1186138
reddit

>>1186138
That one tough enough video with Haitch talking to a group of people

>your ball is hanging out

>>1186139
REMOVE
SAMOA

>>1186130
>le Paige has a dick meme
somebody post that hi-res pic of her hairy crotch, ty

>>1186139
>>1186144
xD /woo/ here too

How to get a push in WWE
>Be Samoan

>>1186145
she has a hella bulge, its a wee peepee

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>>1186149
Kek this, also Did they?

>>1186149
>not knowing about paige's puffy hairy pussy

shiggy diggy

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Did they?

>>1186152
>BAKA on the shirt
kek

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>>1186145

>>1186155
>tfw billy herrington never made it to wwe

>that time punk, ryder and the goat celebrated in the ring together
i miss my vanilla midgets. we will never have feel good moments like this again

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>tfw the product is so boring you have to entertain yourself by shitposting in a nicaraguan carbon based painting board

at least the indies and japs are still rolling along

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>>1186158
>2688x4032

>>1186155
more

>>1186152
>>1186156

They admit wrestling behind their parents back when they were kids. Imagine them rubbing against each othet as they slowly developped into their teen years.

You bet your ass they did.

C'MON RIDE THE TRAIN

AND RIDE IT

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>>1186165
YOU

>>1186168
KNOW

>>1186170

IT

>>1186160
>tfw we'll never see Van Darkholme vs Mark Wolff for the Boss of This Gym title

>>1186168
>>1186170
>>1186171
WOO WOO WOO

>>1185899
Tiger Bomb/Driver are my thing rn

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>>1186161
>ryder a vanilla midget

The Rock called him a tall sunnuvabitch at some point.

>>1186183
fuck off beato

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hey big guys, you taking the bumps tough?

>>1186183
And then Randy Savage interferes, ties Shane to a pole and fucks Steph right in front of her brother

>>1186190
Wifes at home
What she doing?

>>1186190
NUT

>>1186192
DON'T

>>1186207
KNOW

>>1186222
>>1186183
Moar?

>>1185985
God Shane is so boring

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING TO YOU RIGHT NOW

>>1186190
What's haitch's best match?

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>>1186183
>>1186222

>>1186268
>implying vince wouldn't be salivating reading this shit

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>>1186268
>>1186277
THIS
You do realize Vince wanted to do a fucking incest angle on tv with Stephanie right?

Reminder that based Jericho berried AJ Stayols

>>1186155

Why are you calling people gay when you have that saved on your hard drive?

>>1186060

When he won Survivor Series in 2014.

How are they going to make Roman look strong tonight, lads?

>>1186285
REKT
>>1186155

>>1186290

Idk go ask reddit

>>1186290
he'll have a live sex celebration with charlotte and make perfect babies

>>1186290
Oh shit forgot raw was on tonight, brb going to liquor store

>>1186222

Which boards have you been surfing for your autism to be this full blown? /b/ has to be one of them, is /vp/ in there too?

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>>1186293
Horse/Samoan babies?

>>1186290

>How are they going to make the WWE champ look strong guise? xD
>CM Punk taught me xD

>>1186298
R3KT
>>1186290

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How's everyone feeling? You sore?

>>1186298


CM PUNK CM PUNK
XD awesome crowd

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Hey you, autistic man looking at the screen, take a bump.

Btw one of your hotpockets is hanging out your mouth. Just thought you should know.

>>1186298
holy fuck BTFO

>>1186045
Miz doesnt get heat for beating people.

Miz has getoffmytv heat rather than real heat.

>>1186305
What is my wife doing?

>>1186308

Taking a baby bump

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>>1186290
>try to reintroduce new womens title
>roman reigns comes out
>announcers say maybe he's going to congratulate them
>roman reigns charges at them and starts to beat up all the women
>picks up mic
>aww c'mon. i'm not a bad guy.. i'm not a good guy.. i'm THE guy xD

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It's not PC to hit women in the ring anymore.

>>1186314
You realize Stephanie just took a move in the ring at Mania, right?

>>1186314
I think it's still okay to beat up midgets on tv. I'm surprised they're not being exploited as much in the wwe.

>SHANE IN CONTROL OF RAW AGAIN TONIGHT

What a fucking joke this company is.

>>1186311
ayy lmao

>>1186318

Maybe I should have said it's not PC to *intentionally* hit women. That spear was by "accident", same thing happened with Daniel Bryan at WM 30. It's the only time Stephanie is allowed to take bumps from male wrestlers she has emasculated.

Have you guys noticed how irrelevant they are making the other titles for Roman?

>U.S Champ loses on RAW and no news on Ryback and Kalisto's feud
>IC champ is the fucking Miz of all people
>Tag team division is so stale you forget there are even champions

>>1186330

Have you guys noticed how paranoid smarks are in regards to Roman?

>Other titles being lesser booked is Roman's fault
>Implying they always haven't trash

>>1186330
>IC champ is the fucking Miz of all people
Why are you nigger smarks so stupid?
Vince is giving Zack Ryder sympathy, and he's going to win at payback

>>1186322
I don't even know what the fuck is going on at this point.

Those Wrestlemania matches that are supposedly important have no real meaning in the end. Ryder wins his title? Lol he loses it on monday. Jericho goes over AJ CLEAN? Lmao AJ gets a title shot at Ramen on RAW. Shane loses the match for control of RAW? Gets control of RAW for two weeks straight.

WHAT THE FUCK

>>1186333
US title was stronk as fuck on Rusev and then on Cena.

>>1186333
IC was given to Dean and KO who are higher on the card than Ryder and Miz

>>1186335
>still believing this

>>1186340
>still being a mark

Smarks has become the new marks

>>1186340
>>1186337

And the correlation with Roman comes in where exactly or do you piss babies just want more things to pin on him?

>>1186336
BUT THE CROWD IS HAVING FUN MAGGLE

>>1186345
The fact that WWE is going to desperate measures to protect him.

>>1186337
us title was fucking nothing when it was on rusev

>>1186345
Did you miss S.S. WHC tourny's build up and fallout?
They made Roman beat both the US and IC champion clean like 3 times before and after becoming WHC.

Gotta make Ramen look stronk.

>>1186347

Or the fact that you're a dumb smark who thinks Roman is responsible for the writing. Your consipiracy theory makes no sense and I have a feeling you're just trolling for cheap laughs.

The US title was booked strong cause Cena had it, not cause Roman wasn't champ you imbecile.

>>1186349
Had a feud with Cena and entered WM on a fucking tank.

And this year the US title match was on pre-show

>>1186351
>the whc shouldnt be stronger than the midcard belt holders

holy fuck kill yourself you retarded 'smark'

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Hello 4chan /asp/, do you want to join team Jarrett?
just follow these simple steps and get your own personalized Jeff Jarrett 2x4.
http://www.globalforcegold.com/

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>>1186351
>the whc shouldnt be stronger than the midcard belt holders

Anyone else think Roman is responsible for global warming?

Gotta make Ramen look strong

Anyone else think Roman was Jesus?

Gotta make him look strong

> frash from /qa/

Something needs to be done though because WWE™ is a corporation with an army of people who aspire to become writers for the television program, and are directed by WWE in Hartford to Astroturf online as a means of 'developing a resume' so to speak. This is an open practice of theirs, and I'm not saying it is necessarily bad, but I am saying that it is the reason why all web forums end up with WWE only (or wrestling only) forums. The volume of posts/threads generated by these marketers dwarfs any actual discussion because they are not normal fans, they are semiprofessional writers/interns being used by a corporation for the purposes of marketing.

So now because they have noticed that 4chan /asp/ exists , a board that could be used for discovering cool sports you've never heard of before and fostering discussion within communities which DO NOT have a home elsewhere online, are drowned out by astroturfed discussion of a fake television program that has LITERALLY THOUSANDS of other web forums dedicated to its discussion .

For this reason I think something should be done or at least the moderation policy should change. Does 4chan admins want these marketers making threads for free and shitting up the board when they could be buying ads to alert WWE fans who browse 4chan to the location of WWE threads? Which in my opinion --->

I think they should make threads related to RAW/SmackDown/PPVs weekly as they air in>>>/tv/and they can use those threads to discuss the matches.

I assure you the majority of the posts in /asp/ related to individual wrestlers are most likely being posted by the wrestlers or their agents themselves!! Again, to say nothing of the army of people on WWE marketing's dole.

> I assure you the majority of the posts in /asp/ related to individual wrestlers are most likely being posted by the wrestlers or their agents themselves!! Again, to say nothing of the army of people on WWE marketing's dole.

Kek
Is it true /wwe/?

>>1186353
>Cena lost it at Hell in a Cell
>Roman stops feuding with Wyatts are Hell in a Cell

>Latin No heat and Kalisto have a shitty run with the title
>Roman enters the ME spotlight

>>1186360
Thanks! Great idea Jeff!

>>1186376
I can tell you went to your community college's writing center to get help on revising and editing your post

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>>1186381
Lets make GFG something great together!

>>1186376
>I assure you the majority of the posts in /asp/ related to individual wrestlers are most likely being posted by the wrestlers or their agents themselves!!
If only that were true.

>>1186378

You must have better things to do with your time than being a mandrama conspiracy theorist surely.

>>1186389
Would be based 2bh

>>1186378
get help. cena lost because he was going away for 2 months

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>TNA moving their headquaters to their merch offices

>>1185899
Jackknife Powerbomb ALL DAY

WWE does a storyline with someone being a "hitman" and being the cause of the injuries since Seth.

Who is the hitman?

>>1186406

Sting

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What's this move called?

>>1186406
>Who is the hitman?
18+

>>1186406
RANDY ORTON

>>1186414
>Randy Orton took himself out

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How shit will Raw be tonight?

>>1186417
>what is selling

>>1186419
Must be dedicated to do it for months.

>>1186411
Making a Murderer

>>1186418
Meh. I'm guessing maybe one or two debuts again.
It's in LA, which usually has an alright crowd.

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ROMAN EMPIRE LADS

>>1186423
>what is being a veteran leading by exampel

>>1186411
Just fuck my brain up senpai

Never watched NJPW. Why is Nakamura so homoerotic?

>>1186411
The Move that got me the Coach of NXT gig

>>1186430
cause he couldnt get over without it

>>1186406
Reigns

>>1186406
Stardust

>>1186411
HOMICIDAL

SUICIDAL

>>1186406
Wyatts would make sense

>>1186060
That time Swagger gave him a little headache and the faggot had to give up his world title.

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>>1186406

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>>1186406
The one and only

>>1186418
Isnt dr phil on?

Im just looking forward to smackdown this week 2bh

>>1186441
JACK ONE TWO

>>1186418
it will be good, roman reigns will spear dr. phil IM THE GUY then have sex with stephanie mcmahon backstage when she comes onto him asking him to spear her repeatedly as shane watches on the titantron and haitch gets cucked

>>1186455
>Isnt dr phil on?
Oh god, I completely forgot about that.

Awkward Vince vs Shane, Dr Phil segment in the second hour. Calling it.

It's going to be awful.

>>1186007
Cuck storylines sell

>>1186455

FUCCCKKKKK I forgot about dr phil

reeeeee

>Two wrestlers hate each other
>Time for their match
>First thing they do is lock up and try and get a quick pin

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>>1186493
>quick pin

This shit pisses me off every single time. Match is not even 1 minute in and you've seen two pin attempts already. What's the point? No one is gonna believe they'll get pinned and usually the kick out happens at 1, or not even at 1.

What's the fucking point of it?

>>1186493
there's sort of a way to get around the lock up part of that equation, if it's booked that if it were just to evolve into a fight one would obviously lose, so they need to use their wrestling ability to overcome someones physical advantages.

But that kind of booking generally doesn't happen these days.

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The NXT Five. People were really hype for these guys near the end of 2014, let's see where they are now shall we?

>Kevin Owens
Solid upper-midcard guy

>Finn Balor
NXT Champion but pretty boring

>Neville
JUST

>Sami Zayn
On his way to becoming a solid upper-midcard guy

Hideo Itami
JUST

>>1186194
>>1186194
>>1186194

new thread :^)

aka fuck slag fag

>>1186510

No

>>1186504
just goes to show, Owens and Zayn already were like, all around great wrestlers.

Neville just did flips.

Balor just uhh, was a guy.

Itami was JUST.

I WISH YOU DIED IN THE WOMB

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>>1186504
Nev will get his push soon. They're just going for the slow burn with him.
Right?
Right?!?

Just a reminder that the womens triple threat at wrestlemania was all around more entertaining and fun to watch than the Brock/Amrbose Streeet fight and the Main event COMBINED

>>1186542
thats because Brock vs Ambrose was PG, and the main event was going to be shit from the start it was announced.

>>1186542
It would be hard to find anything less entertaining than that shitty Brock vs Deano match 2bh

>>1186542
Please have sex

>tfw finally getting a freind to watch wrestling with
feels fucking good man

>>1186629
Your right hand is not a friend.

>>1186639
oh :(

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>it's a guest star episode

oh boy..

>>1185826
Oh hey

Where we discussing the show tonight lads? Don't want to mingle with /asp/ subhumans tbqh