NXT Presents... NXT TakeOver: Dallas Thread #3

Is that a fucking chainsaw

HES GOT A CHAINSAW BAI GOD

\o/
\o/

BAH GAWD

WHATS DEAN-O'S CHAINSAW DOING IN THE NXT ZONE???

WOW SO EDGY
A CHAINSAW WITHOUT BLADES

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awoooo

he stole Dean Ambrose chainsaw

>Finn with a chainsaw

Dean Ambrose run in confirmed!!!!!!!!

ROOOOOOOOOO

NOT PG

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Wait, when does Necalli uses a chainsaw?

GET IN THE RING, FAGGOT

ITS A TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE MAGGLE

>>1122405
>>1123337
gay anon streams

>Chainsaw

Ambrose is spinning in his grave.

WHAT A LUNATIC

\o/

>Cucks thinking that's Dean's chainsaw
>Not a reference to Texas Chainsaw massacre and his boy Kenny Omega

BASED.

Dean just got btfo
Sami btfo
Bayley btfo
10/10 night

Finn confirmed for winning. No way every title will change hands.

>le scary ski hat demon

Fucking gay.

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Absolutely cringe.

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I hope this corny cuck gets muscle bustered

Fuck this

How come the chainsaw isn't moving, is it cause of his demon magic?

WreslteMania is going to suck isn't it...

>Bullet club hand sign
IT'S HAPPENING !!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe looking at Balor all unimpressed and shit.

BASED SAMOAN DOING IT RIGHT

It's so fucking obvious. Finn Balor will Be Conor McGregor and get tapped oub by Joe who will be Diaz

>>1124524
Literally who???

>>1124536
Removed the chain

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LAST FOR BEATO

> London - Jack the Ripper
> Texas - Chainsaw Massacre
I get it!

I don't watch NXT, but this guy's entrance alone would make him over as fuck in WWE.

BASED JOE IS THE SAMOAN WE NEED

Based

Fucking

Joe

>Joe corpsing

>>1124550
Dean Ambrose

HE GOT A CHAINSICKLE

>>1124524
And a nice reference to AJ Styles, his successor in the bullet club

Haven't watch Wrestling in a while but is that Drake Younger in a ref outfit?!

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I want Joe-senpai to win

>>1124552
Demon Magic sounded better

>Coming out as Leatherface because Texas
>Not the bigger Texan murderer: George W Bush

One job.

>>1124569
Yep

>>1124569
yes

Joe's facial expressions are always spot on

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>First Taker on W30
>Now Bayley
See you guys on the other side

>When you realize two samoans will win championships this weekend.

>>1124552
How could he remove the chain while the chainsaw is on though, is it cause of his demon magic?

>>1124569
yep, he retired and refs now

Dimming the lights like the UFC does, copying the Holm vs Tate finish... Why are WWE such pathetic cucks?

>Indominus Rex

C O L O R

Joe's fucking busted already

LETS GO BALOR!

BLOOD

BUSTED WIDE OPEN, SENPAI

ALREADY CUT

WOAH

JOE'S FACE IS FUCKING OPEN YO

THAT'S A LOT OF BLOOD

>chainsaw with no teeth
jesus WWE, have a little self respect

>>1124580
Hope you're not a Becky fan either senpai

>>1124575
>>1124576
>>1124585
good for him, at least he stays in the Biz and doesn't have to bump anymore

JOE ALREADY BUSTED OPEN WHAT THE FUCK HAHA

>>1124583
worked

>JOE BLEEDING ALREADY

RIP SECURITY LEL

WE HAVE BLOOD

BASED JOE

BASED

SAMOA

JOE

MY DICK

OH FUCK ALREADY BUSTED OPEN

Damn already bleeding

RED = GREEN
RED = GREEN
RED = GREEN
RED = GREEN
RED = GREEN
RED = GREEN

What happened to Joe? Holy shit

>>1124586
They're going to copy the McGregor vs Diaz fight right now. Look, Samoa Joe is already bleeding like Diaz

BULLET CLUB CONFIRMED FOR HELPING DEAN VS BROCK

>1 minute into NXT Takeover Dallas and Chill and he starts bleeding everywhere
w0w
b0ss

Shit I looked away and Harry's leaking blood. What happened?

BAH GAWD THAT SECURITY GUARD HAS A FAMILY

BASED JOE

BROCK VS JOE WHEN?

>>1124586
> UFC invented the concept of... dimming lights

lol Joe killed a staff member by throwing Finn into him

>Joe bleeding
>Spots outside the ring
Did I fainted for ten minutes or something? Why this so early?

WAHT BUMP BUSTED OPEN JOE?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

I THOUGHT BLADING WAS ILLEGAL

>wiping away the blood
Fuck off trips

WELL,

JOE CONFIRMED FIGHTING FACE VS BULLETCLUB NOW.

That security guard got BTFO

COLOUR
O
L
O
U
R

JOE IS A FUCKING BEAST. VINCE BACKED THE WRONG SAMOAN

SAMOA JOE IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE WRESTLER RIGHT NOW

How the hell is Jow bleeding already? When?

>booing the official
kek

fuck you Drake

stop trying to wipe it

STIFF

WTF THATS NOT A BLOOD CAPSULE

>nakamura and sami worked these guys into a shoot fight

How the fuck did he get cut that badly

>Joe is now doing Stockholm slaps
HOLY SHIT THIS IS SUCH A UFC RIP OFF

I love Joe

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Holy crap Joe, you okay?

>>1124626
Joe is a fucking veteran, he knows how to mix it up and make every match different and matter.

Shoot match inbound

FUCK OFF VINCE AND TRIPS

STOP TRYING TO PG THIS MAIN EVENT

Fuck you though the other match was hard style

JUST BLEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDD

>>1124643
What an ironic turn of events that DRAKE YOUNGER would be cleaning up someone's blood (without using his tongue).

Did Joe just turned babyface?

>>1124633
>Joe vs HHH for the World Heavyweight Championship

Goddamnit I'm hard.

> M U T A S C A L E

>Cutting to the crowd to clean up the cut

>>1124647
That's what i'm asking too.

LET THEM FIGHT

>barricade buckles at the joint
come on

>Joe is sacrificing his right eye to put on a great match

THANK YOU BASED JOE

>>1124654
> Trying to PG something that's on at - at least midnight in the US

this is some pussy shit

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Joe is bleeding from his right eye/right eye area.

Finn and Joe didn't want to get shown up by Zayn/Nakamura, hence a shoot match

HOLY SHIT!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PUNISHED JOE

So what did he cut? Can't really see.

>>1124652
Good, cause it's working for me.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

>PG sucks
based crowd

This is Finn's fault. Just remember.

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>>1124582

>I wanted Samoa, but she wouldn't give me no moa

> Hurrr, let's stop the momentum of this match to wipe a speck of blood off Joe's face

God Damn, that just elevates the hype.

THIS COLOR DOE

>PG SUCKS

Okay maybe this crowd isn't so bad

VINCE YOU FUCKER

JOE VS LESNAR WHEN?

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>PG SUCKS

FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE

Fuck Vince. This shit isn't even on Tv.

LOL cant stop the bleeding, eat a dick vince

PG SUCK
G

S
U
C
K

MAIN EVENT RUINED

How does a man that big kick so high?
Joe is BASED

>let him fight!!
>goes on to get daniel bryand
>omg whyyy??? :(
This is why you dumb fucks

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>PG SUCKS
>PG SUCKS
>PG SUCKS
Based crowd

A PG Sucks chant has broken out. You hear that Vinny Mac? No? You deaf? Ok.

So what caused the cut? I can't figure out what happened.

lol PG Sucks .

Bloodthirsty mandrama fans.

Finn has the best over the top rope dive in the business.

X SIGN, ITS OVER

Joe is killing it holy shit he's amazing

Here Comes The Hepatitis

THIS KILLS THE MEMENTUM

Joe is a fucking legend

More blood is just going to come, they can't keep stopping the match for it.

LET HIM BLEED FFS VINCE

LET THEM FIGHT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This is ruining the match flow

Let's be honest, this event is on the WWE Network so they can do whatever they want right?

JOE'S NUCLEAAAAR

>FUCK PG

X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN X SIGN

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>BASED JOE IS FACE

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10 minutes in photoshop later
Also current reaction to main event

>>1124713
For reals, and to think he wasted away in TNA for a while

Ref just told Finn something

>>1124707
Finn attacked him with the chainsaw

>FUCK PG
>FUCK PG

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>FUCK PG

>>1124722
Yes, but you know, Joe could fuck up his eye.

just give joe a fucking turban holy shit
>fuck pg
Good thing Izzy left lmao

>>1124707

Balor hit him with the chainsaw.

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Its 2016, why does WWE allow their talent to dress up in blackface. Fucking racist

>crowd in full rebellion mode

This match could have topped Nakamura and Zayn if it didnt have the stoppages

FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG

This should be your cue Vince.

>FUCK PG
FUCK PG

>FUCK PG

I love this crowd so much

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>FUCK PG

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>all these posters getting worked this hard

Joe was the one who came up with this idea.

PG PROGRAMMING, GENTLEMEN

>these retarded smarks think its about muh pg
So fucking stupid

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>FUCK PG

THIS CROWD!

THEY'RE CHANTING LETS GO SHEAMUS

FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG FUCK PG

WHY IS SAMOA JOE STILL HOLED UP IN DEVELOPMENTAL?????????????????????

>>1124727
Based Oscar

Ok, Vince forgive Joe for almost kill Tyson Kidd, a little blood is nothing

FUCK PG!!

Put a fucking plaster on the cut christ almighty

>Fuck PG
Based Dallas

>>1124721
It's adding to it, I don't think this was a work, but if it was it'd be a fucking awesome one. It's given the match a whole, surreal unique feel to it.

>>1124752
fuck off hunter

>>1124603
This doesn't answer my question. How does he do it? Can anybody remove it while the chainsaw is on? My neighbor is a cunt and does landscaping at like 7 in the morning. Do i need to sell my soul to gain finn's otherwordly teleportation powers?

>inb4 they black out the broadcast due to blood

>>1124752
It is retard.

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>THE JOESKI BOOT

WOO WOO WOO

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FUCK PG

Apparently they butted heads and that caused the cut

GUYS

GUYS

GUYS

WE CAN HAVE SHINSUKE NAKAMURA VS JOE

MY BODY IS READY

(for stoppages to clean up blood)

Considering this is the WWE Network, it's not like the network demands no blood, this probably Steph crying about it, according to some of the tweets. Apparently she didn't like Joe shoving the ref out the way.

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>People think this is a work

Ref's don't give the X sign as a work, they are legit trying to clean him up.

They should just tape his entire eye like an eyepatch

>>1124744
The stoppages only added to it, Star Platinum.

>F U C K P G
>LET JOE BLEED
this crowd is cool

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>mfw JR, Nash and X-pac are probably chanting fuck PG with the crowd

FUCK OFF DRAKE JESUS LET THEM WORK ITS FUCKING MIDNIGHT

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>LET JOE BLEED

>BULLET CLUB WHEN?

I am so high and this is just so surreal

ref just told them to speed up finish

>LET THEM BLEED

Why are Texans such savages?

>>1124750
> Joe came up with the idea of cutting his eye
I think if it was a blade job, Joe would cut his eye.

these docs seriously need to fuck off

LET JOE BLEED LET JOE BLEED LET JOE BLEED LET JOE BLEED LET JOE BLEED LET JOE BLEED LET JOE BLEED LET JOE BLEED LET JOE BLEED LET JOE BLEED LET JOE BLEED LET JOE BLEED LET JOE BLEED LET JOE BLEED LET JOE BLEED LET JOE BLEED LET JOE BLEED LET JOE BLEED LET JOE BLEED LET JOE BLEED LET JOE BLEED LET JOE BLEED LET JOE BLEED LET JOE BLEED LET JOE BLEED LET JOE BLEED LET JOE BLEED LET JOE BLEED LET JOE BLEED LET JOE BLEED LET JOE BLEED LET JOE BLEED LET JOE BLEED LET JOE BLEED LET JOE BLEED LET JOE BLEED LET JOE BLEED LET JOE BLEED LET JOE BLEED LET JOE BLEED LET JOE BLEED

>RUINING A 5 STAR MATCH CAUSE "OH NO MUH BLOOD"

WTF CAN YOU IMAGINE IF THIS HAPPENED IN BRET VS AUSTIN?

GET YOUR FINGER OUT VINCE I KNOW YOURE BACKSTAGE

>>1124766
No retard, its about making sure his eye doesn't get permanently damaged.

>>1124772
Get worked mark

>>1124777
LET JOE BLEED

>>1124770
After Bullet Club, Sami leaving NXT, I think this is going to be the Main Event on the next Take Over

>Drake Younger is dying inside

>Let Joe Bleed
What is this, Philly?

>>1124791
This desu

Finn's little makeup on his neck looks like a cheeky rat's tail.

Which makes him look better.

>>1124791
>cut above the eye
>eye permanently damaged
that's not how it works

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Joe can literally go blind you fucktards.

He's cut right in his socket

>Joe noding his head at let them bleed
At least i hope that was the case, that would be pretty fucking based

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Vince and haitch must be panicking backstage

>LET JOE BLEED chants
>he nods his head
JOEY SAMOEY BASED AS FUCK

>>1124789
WORKED
O
R
K
E
D

BULLET CLUB IS DEBUTING I KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE BULLET CLUB IS DEBUTING I KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE BULLET CLUB IS DEBUTING I KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE BULLET CLUB IS DEBUTING I KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE BULLET CLUB IS DEBUTING I KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE BULLET CLUB IS DEBUTING I KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE BULLET CLUB IS DEBUTING I KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE BULLET CLUB IS DEBUTING I KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE BULLET CLUB IS DEBUTING I KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE BULLET CLUB IS DEBUTING I KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE BULLET CLUB IS DEBUTING I KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE BULLET CLUB IS DEBUTING I KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE

>>1124771
Can I have proof for those tweets?

>>1124791
He has a cut above his eye. That doesn't "permanently damage" his eye idiot.

>>1124785
It's Texas man.

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This PPV is officially shit

Y/N

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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>>1124814
n

>>1124814
No. Every match has been good.

>>1124805
Vince could not give less of a fuck, he's probably scrambling to find a way to get Roman over

Am i getting worked or was that Karl Anderson in the crowd?

WWE MEDICAL STAFF GETTING MORE HEAT THAN THE LEAGUE OF NATIONS

>>1124771
Link the tweets.

What if blackface Finn was bleeding from his eye. Prob wouldn't notice it.

Solution: black up

>>1124814
n

>>1124817
>Every match

You have some low fucking standards.

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>>1124814

>>1124810
https://twitter.com/solomonster/status/716113501941407745

Samoa Joe is literally a legend

DAILY REMINDER THAT SAMOA JOE WAS LITERALLY DOING NOTHING IN TNA WHILE THEY WERE PUSHING KEN ANDERSON.

>>1124814
N

>>1124814
You kidding? This is awesome just because it's different and actually a great match between the stoppages.

inb4 Finn wins out of nowhere

Joe is so fucking based.

MUSCLE BUSTER!!!

>>1124821

This would make for an interesting stable.

>>1124826
>stop liking what i don't like!
Cry more

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>>1124818
>hmmm, maybe we should cut Roman's eye on sunday

>>1124839
That Diva's match was a literal copy and paste from a UFC fight you fucking shiteater

CHOKE HIM OUT JOE

CHOKE HIM OUT JOE

CHOKE HIM OUT JOE

CHOKE HIM OUT JOE

CHOKE HIM OUT JOE

>Kicking from the KiddBuster

Joe is fucking based as fuck.

Joe's not even bleeding anymore

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>Europoors stayed up pass 5AM too watch a childrens show

>>1124840
> Goes to burst capsule near eye
> Actually damages eye

>>1124839
To be fair the Corbin match was pretty much garbage.

The rest all great though.

These stoppages actually helped the match. It's like if Asuka vs Bayley had them that match would've worked better.

>>1124828
thanks

>>1124802
Where do you think that blood is flowing you stupid fat fuck?
God smarks are so dumb, nakamura worked his match with a bloody face, they dont even mute the fuck pg chants, but they think they're cleaning up joe because they dont want blood on the network at midnight.
18+

I hope his eye is OK

>musclebuster buried

Joe ain't winning this one.

>>1124840
Fucking saved

There are like 5 Karl Andersons on the hardcam kek

>>1124840
Im like 75% sure they'll do this, they will make this exact segment, with Roman trying to still fighting.

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>Le lankley irishman kicks out of the move that almost killed Tyson Kidd

Bravo creative

>>1124814
Good besides Bailey vs Asuka and Aries v Corbin.

>>1124840
Byron will pass him another blood pack. Ramen will then lick his lips and give an awkward expression to the camera and spear Haitch and pin him to resounding boos.

>Still doing that UK thing of counting +1

THE DEMON AS AWOKEN

>>1124841
So?

OH COME ON!!!!

>>1124851
>getting blood in your eye permanently damages your eye

FINN WINS LOL

FINN WON AHHHH. MY SWEEP IS DEAD

>>1124846
you're staying in on a Friday night to watch a childrens show

> Time to copy London some more
Dallas, the land of the original.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ENDING

>BALOR LITERALLY ROMAN REIGNS
FUCKING KEK

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HE
CANT
KEEP
GETTING
AWAY
WITH
IT

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

SAMOANS ON SUICIDE WATCH

AND STILL

JOE GOT ROBBED PISS OFF

JOE GOT ROBBED PISS OFF

JOE GOT ROBBED PISS OFF

JOE GOT ROBBED PISS OFF

JOE GOT ROBBED PISS OFF

AWFUL AS FUCK FINISH

WHAT THE FUCK

GREATEST NXT CHAMP

THAT FINISH

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Wow.

What a shitty match

Hahahahahahaha

>>1124870
It is probably the same people. 30% of the crowd will be Brits, mate.

DOING THE BRET HART VS PIPER FINISH

DOING THE AUSTIN VS BRET FINISH

Shit ending

>that ending
PREPARE FOR SHITPOST

>NO BULLET CLUB
FUCK

>>1124834
called it

HAHAHAHHA YES KEEP THIS VANILLA MIDGET IN NXT FOREVER AND BRING UP BASED FAT JOE

>>1124848
Not him, but i gotta agree. I don't think it was so bad but it was obviously the weakest of them all. They just looked so out of sync with each other. It's too bad. Baron actaully improved a shit ton.more than fucking roman that's for sure.

Fuck that ending. Give Joe the damn title.

PREDICTIONS BTFO

>>1124814
No you weeb

Match would have been cooler if they were both covered in blood

>>1124727
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>1124848
Oh yeah I totally forgot about that one. I've liked everything else though

BRET HART VS RODDY PIPER ENDING

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FINN WENT BERSERK

BAD ENDING. FUCK THAT SHIT

Finn seems shit. Literally no charisma besides his stupid as fuck entrance.

Always have loved Joe. He was way better this match.

Did Finn just REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

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>That ending
What? Is Joe going to RAW Monday?

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>Britbongs stayed up till 5am to watch this shit xD

>>1124889
WWE doctors ruined that match, there's no other way to slice it

JOE FOR MAIN ROSTER

FINN SHIT HIS PANTS

Did they just do a double turn?

Reminder: Wrestlemania isn't going to be any better

>>1124894
Agreed, but the match really didn't work. AA was the veteran, so that's really on him. Corbin still needs to be carried through a match to pace it properly.

The ending wasn't bad, it just wasn't as HYPE and hardcore as the match was up to that point so it felt flat as fuck.

Copy and paste endings of UFC and other WWE matches: The PPV

Nakameme and Gable had the only good matches

ME was shit
Diva's was shit
Corbin match was shit

This PPV was overall shit.

Way to go NXMeme.

Literally defend this shit NXMemetards

Got a clean sweep with my predictions. Hell yes.

>Triple H's pet finny keeps on winny
hehehehehehehe

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DID FINN SHIT HIMSELF?

Guess no call up for Finn

I feel I could literally see Finn's anus in that replay still

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We have 4 clean sweepers!

> Buttsalad
> joyvision
> whitejack
> Captain

>>1124918
Taker vs Shane will blow this whole shitfest out of the water.
Only one good match tonight.

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mfw that bullshit ending

>I made a fake network account for that

GIVE SAMOA JOE HIS PUSH DAMMIT

>>1124921
(you)

They make this so Bullet Club on Wrestlemania doesnt look so predictable.

Joe will get another chance, he will be the best NXT champion, Im sure

>>1124914
THANK YOU

Thought i was the only won who saw that

>>1124921

Zayn vs Nakamura was one of the best matches I've seen in years

Who /rewindingthenetworktowatchNakamurasentrance/ here?

>>1124909
>>1124913
I've been saying this.
Roman is turning heel and starting a Samoan faction including himself, Usos, and Samoa Joe

>>1124893
THIS

>>1124927
Asssweats anon, asssweats

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>>1124927
jej

Literal B- player.

>>1124940

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

>>1124930
How does one participate in this? Autismskype?

>>1124932
>implying taker doesn't die in the ring

The replay of half of this will be in black and white and silent

lets be honest folks that would have been a lot better if joe didn't get cut early

>>1124943
>MUH WEE COUSIN JOE

>>1124943
THE SAMOAN MAFIA STRIKES AGAIN

>>1124927
Looks like blood desu senpai

>>1124921

Lose weight

>>1124921
+(You)

Joe is in Balor Club

>>1124943
The Cardio Crew

>>1124948
What?

The prediction thread that gets made the day before PPVs. The next one is going to be tomorrow for WrestleMania.

>tfw nakamura/zayn is the best match of the entire weekend

/asp/tards....?

>>1124930
Dallas screwjob. Joe was supposed to win.

Is Balor really over because of his ridiculous demon shit?

>>1124956
>desu senpai
Kys weeaboo and go back to /a/

>>1124953

>implying the cut isn't what made the match hype

Piss off Vince. The refs and doctors interfering ruined the whole vibe for it.

>It's a picture of Sting

Still gets me

>>1124962
Best match of the year m8.

>THATS NOT STING THATS A PICTURE OF STING

still kek everytime

> Still no more Ride Alongs
> But we get weekly E&C cringe show

FUCKING PEDO CENA

Haitch must be pretty happy with how that all went.

Barring some complete fucking miracle, there's no way Wrestlemania can beat Takeover.

TIME FOR SOME RATING LADS

TAG TEAM MATCH: 7/10
CORBIN VS ARIES: 5/10
SHINSUKE VS SAMI: 9.5/10
BAILEY VS ASUKA: 6.5/10
BAILOR VS JOE: 7.5/10


IF YOU DISAGREE YOU LITERALLY EAT SHIT

>>1124964
>Joe was supposed to win.
Joe didn't kick out, you mark.

>>1124943

Samoan swat team revival, perhaps?

>>1124966
saying t b h without spaces changes to desu by default on asp. that's why everyone says tbqh

>>1124977
Calm down Kurt, when are you coming back tho?

>>1124966
t. newfag

>>1124969

>thats not ishii/shibata though.

>Was too busy shitposting to fully enjoy Nakameme vs. Zayn

Was a good match 2bh. Best match of the year so far in what has been an abysmal 3 months.

I swear to God if I have to keep hearing Mick Foley say "I burnt my scotum..." again.

This shit isn't even a little bit funny.

It's April 2 and this Google+ bullshit still isn't gone.

>>1124976
WM will have good matches even if the build was shit. In-Ring action really is the least of WWE's problems right now.

>>1124977
AA VS RV: 6/10
CORBIN VS ARIES: 4.5/10
SHINSUKE VS SAMI: 8.5/10
BAYLEY VS ASUKA: 7/10
BALOR VS JOE: 6.5/10

>>1124968
What are we gonna do for pictures of sting now??!

>>1124995
Bayley v. Asuka is 6 at best

>Watching that Nakamura entrance again

The epileptic fit was worth it tbqh.

>>1124993
still the 1st elsewhere m8

>>1124977
You basically got it right:

>TAG TEAM MATCH: 7/10
>CORBIN VS ARIES: 4/10
>SHINSUKE VS SAMI: 9.5/10
>BAILEY VS ASUKA: 6.5/10
>BAILOR VS JOE: 7/10

>>1124977
Bayley vs asuka was more entertaining than the ME imo

>>1124977

>Tag match
5/10
>Corbin vs. Aries
3/10
>Swagsuke vs. zzzzayn
9/10
>Bailey vs. Asscar
6/10
>Balor vs. Joe
7/10
(could have been a 9 without all the bs)

Overall PPV was a 7/10. Going to rewatch the Nakameme match tomorrow.