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NXT Presents... NXT TakeOver: Dallas 2016-04-02 01:00:01 Post No. 1122349
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NXT Presents... NXT TakeOver: Dallas 2016-04-02 01:00:01 Post No. 1122349
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-OFFICIAL NXT TAKEOVER THREAD-
Keep all discussion here throughout the show. There's no need to make another until image limit has been reached.
Current Champions:
> NXT Champion: Finn Bálor
> NXT Women's Champion: Bayley
> NXT Tag Team Champions: The Revival
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GMT timezone reporting in
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>Staying up till 3am for this
Please be good
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Anon who lives paycheck to paycheck reporting in.
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>>1122359
I know man, had to fucking take a power nap in order for this.
I'm going to post the predictions at around half past.
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>>1122363
Running on coffee and alcohol here
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How good will Renee Young look on the preshow?
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>>1122349
Who's here?
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MFW THE ONLY GOOD PPV HAS TRIPFAGS TURNED OFF
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>>1122379
at least half the thread wont be complaining about trip fags tonight
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>>1122359
PT here, comfy as fuck. Order my pizza some wings and a 3lt coke.
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>sami zzzzayn
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>>1122385
This, those faggots are more annoying than the actual tripfags.
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Roddy tells the stories like a fucking pro
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>tfw that moment Jimmy Snuka and Roddy were in the Royal Rumble together and the whole ring just sat there and watched 2 old fucks duke it out
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Is this weird circle image layout here for good or just Asian Moot having a good April Fools?
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>>1122412
It's a tribute to moot being hired by Google to revitalize Google+
So we look like an android google+ for the day
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>>1122359
>stays up past 4 am to watch children's mandrama
Top kek
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>>1122412
Who knows?
I miss Roddy, brehs.
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>>1122412
get fooled till midnight pacific time
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>>1122416
>watching children's mandrama
Top kek
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How many women you think Mean Gene fucked back in the day
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>>1122412
place this to adblock and rejoice
http://s.4cdn.org/css/md2016.*.css
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>>1122359
same dude one black coffee down and i presume many more to go
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>How about we do this again
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>>1122422
>losing sleep over a kids show
Wew lad kek
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WHO /bannedfromwooo/ here
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>>1122437
You have to be a really awful poster to get banned from that literal cesspool
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>>1122437
how does one get banned from /wooo/
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>>1122433
don't worry lad i'm not losing any sleep
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Oy
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>>1122451
So why are you complaining?
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>>1122359
Got my tea to keep me awake lad.
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>>1122457
i'm not lad
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Will there be a match on the pre-show
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>>1122453
jelly desu
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>Renee Young & Lita
MUH DICK
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>>1122453
great seats man, enjoy.
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Hall of fame ass thread tomorrow?
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>Lita
go away old hag
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BASED FUCKING MAURO
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Based Mauro
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>>1122453
Nice. Always feel the floor seats aren't worth it, sure you're closer to the ring, but there's always a fat fuck sat in front of you.
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>No Enzo n Cass
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dem nips
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WE MAURO RANALLO NOW
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holy fuck she's a qt.
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>people from Mexico
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>pronouncing shinsky correctly
thank u new girl
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Dem nips
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>Cathy Kelley
She's no Devin Taylor
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Nice nipples yellow dress girl
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Someone's other than the Revival have gotta drop a belt. Whoever that is is goin' to the main roster. Callin' it.
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>Bulletproof Balor Club
I see what you did there WWE t-shirt department, how do you guys sleep at night.
GO REVIVAL GO, YOU'RE THE ONE TRUE JOBBER TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS.
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Is JJ a first black WWE champion candidate?
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Mauro is so fucking based. They need to put him on ppv duty like immediately. Fire Byron Saxton and put Mauro on. Keep Maggle just so JBL has someone to bully.
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Man Lita sure has lost it
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>>1122513
Crack is a hell of a drug
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>>1122511
>first black WWE champion
Ron Simmons says hi.
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Christopher Daniels when?
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>>1122513
you would too if someone told you that you were not as good as beth phoenix
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Here we go, 60 people. Not as many as other PPVs but we've had a worse turnout...
Good luck all.
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>>1122511
he's taller than Apollo right?
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>>1122511
The Rock counts. Booker T was a candidate and Crews is a lock if he learns to mic and storytell in the ring.
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>>1122507
Finn borelor
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>mfw Baron Corbin rock bottoms himself
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>no tripfags
finally
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>DANIEL BARON
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>>1122507
Finn and Bayley are dropping
Them and Enzo+Cass will debut night after mania
Screenshot this
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>>1122516
>wcw
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DANIEL BARON
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>Daniel Byron
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>>1122516
you know what the wwe championship is, dawg?
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>>1122511
The Rock is.
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Dean Mark here
AMA
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Damn Lita still looks good
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>>1122521
That deanetty pick (me) is going all the way
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Its a shame Corbins hairline is Ambrose tier and mangled teeth, he could really be something if he wasn't ugly to the point it could probably be a gimmick.
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>>1122521
Aries/Drifter/Nakamura/American Alpha/Asuka/Samoa Joe
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>>1122540
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What's a worse band, Halestorm or Alestorm
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>>1122349
Do people use acestream for Takeover? IDNTV might brake.
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Post Bayleys ass
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>>1122548
>baron losing to some indie darling man let
Wew lad
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ready for this to be better then Wrestlemania?
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>every little girl in the crowd
probably just that Bayley mark
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>>1122552
got ya senpai
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>>1122550
Halestorm is pretty k breh
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have we turned on Bailey yet?
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>>1122546
>tfw similar hairline to them both
They should form a stable. Any other wrestlers with similar hairlines that could join?
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>>1122453
How much does those sits cost? Im from Latin America, so I probably never going to watch a live event
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>>1122554
I sure am big Johnny.
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>>1122555
>double double trips
>Eugene as a member of the Wyatt family
Where do I sign famalam?
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>>1122560
>we
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>>1122560
We?
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kek
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>>1122560
Why would she, she's [spoiler]nice.[/spoiler]
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Pretty good video package
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>>1122521
>the two people who said sami zayn
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>friend keeps calling her As-oo-ka
>I explain it's Ass-ka
>"I thought everyone on TV was saying it wrong"
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>you will never get an Arse-kicking from Ass-car
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So will this be the last nxt event to be on the same weekend as wrestlemania?
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>>1122563
You can always go to a house show, which have less wasted time than RAW. Stick your country in and take a look.
http://www.wwe.com/events
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>>1122570
You have to go back wootist
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I love Mauro, great voice
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>>1122562
Hogan, Taker, HBK, Cesaro even though his head is shaved. Could be a pretty based stable.
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Mauro is reddit incarnate
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mauro is so based
push mauro
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NAKAMURA SWAG
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>>1122586
would you rather a 4chan commentator?
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>>1122555
>dubs dubs trips
Izzy confirmed for having her heart crushed.
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WHO /swag/ HERE
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>they literally used swag to describe nakameme
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So everyone that drops a belt tonight is going to Raw on Monday right
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>SWAGSUKE~!
i love you mauro
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>all these casuals who don't know Mauro is a famous boxing commentator
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who else is expecting zaynes skull to fly into the crowd?
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They're spoiling Nakamura's entrance music with that promo package
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Fuck, it's his entrance theme in the background isn't it?
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>NEW JAPAN PRO WRESTLING
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Based Mauro name dropping NJPW
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Asian Shawn Michaels vs Skinny Seth Rogen
Who ya got?
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>>1122596
>the mechanics
>going on RAW
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What happened to that other Jap they had come in for one match?
>The Total Package
Luger is there?
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Am I the only one who loves these match cards?
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> Do you have this information in your brain?
What?
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>>1122586
Have sex
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>>1122612
Liger is an old man
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Lita is lost
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Holy Mauro is really Good.
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>>1122617
>SHI
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I really hope Mauro is calling the match but I doubt it ( ._.)
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BASED mauro hyping shinsuke up.
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>>1122617
> SHI
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>>1122617
Why do they have the flag of Chile back there? Don't they know it's Texas?
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Man, what I've heard is absolutely true. Mauro is a god at hyping up a match.
>>1122617
They're pretty good.
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it starts in 10 bings right?
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>>1122599
no just a torn rotator cuff 3 minutes into the match
SKA STILL SUCKS.
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Who /asuka/ here?
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>>1122609
Shinsuke Nakamura >>>> Shawn Michaels
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>>1122626
just a quick screenshot fampai
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Damn, Lita needs to lay off of the spray tan.
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>>1122633
I miss flags
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balor club is coming
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WELCOME
TO
MY
HOUSE
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Who /comfy/ here?
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Post best butt on NXT.
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Do we even know The Rock's role at WrestleMania?
>>1122643
> Not based pale ginger
Why even redhead...
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>>1122648
KEEPING FLO RIDA STRONG
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>>1122651
Who else /BayleyBooty/ here
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>im the heart and soul of nxt hurr hurr
How full of himself is this fucking terrorist?
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>>1122651
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>Vegetarian pizza
what a waste of a pizza
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My stream isn't fucking working!
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>pizza party
>hawaiian, vegetarian
Fuck you bitches, that is one shitty pizza party
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Is that a chocolate statue?
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Asking MOD for based sticky thread.
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>>1122415
>for the day
tripspergs BTFO this is gonna be here for a while
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I want to taste Renee's feet
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>>1122655
REPORTING SIR!
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>Wrestlemania
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>HAWAIN VEGETARIAN
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Do you think Bayley farts in front of Finn?
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>>1122658
That ass is pure Bliss.
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>>1122639
How the hell am I supposed to pick between Bayley and Asuka?
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>Dusty tribute
It's raining... it's just rain. I'm not crying...
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>renee
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When did Cody cameback?
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They encased Dusty Rhodes' dead body in bronze?
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>>1122675
He's just a common man...
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So where are they going to settle Dusty's statue? WWE headquarters?
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Dean Mark here give me some (you) love
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>>1122679
Vince didn't want to pay to have him buried again.
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>>1122666
>Finley Dick
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>>1122679
I was thinking the same thing
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>>1122659
>not liking a margherita pizza
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>>1122651
https://twitter.com/BayleysAss
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How many legos do you think are in Finn's stomach?
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Anybody want to add me on Miitomo :^)
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>>1122684
kek
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>dusty
Why give us feels when we're meant to be getting hyped?
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>>1122668
>>1122655
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>>1122671
Probably has her shit all over his dick after he ass fucks her.
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>>1122674
Uh, it's pretty simple. You pick Asuka.
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>>1122682
Triple H is going to use it as a couch
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>>1122679
It's what he would have wanted.
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There is a timer for this.
This is my first Takeover Senpai.
Wish Me Luck
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>>1122693
HOW
IS
THIS
ASS
EVEN
REAL
HOW DOES IT EVEN JIGGLE LIKE THAT
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>>1122685
>walking around backstage without shoes
Filthy.
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>>1122674
Asuka is best girl so that should clue you in
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>>1122671
hot
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Asuka is an ugly Jap pig
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>>1122690
How do I add friends?
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>>1122674
You pick Asuka for the match tonight, and Bayley for the match she'll have on Raw next Monday.
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The Network is suckin a lotta dong tonight boys
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>mfw cena comes out and helps roman
>mfw cena turns heels
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Autism reporting in
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>tfw most hyped ive been for a wwe card in a while
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>>1122359
GMT+1 reporting in
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>>1122700
fat you virgin
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>>1122682
probably that warehouse in CT where they keep everything between Wrestlemania and Summerslam Fan Axcess
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>>1122700
Please have sex
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>>1122653
Come out and get his catchphrases in, mention the improbably high attendance, he can't wrestle because of Baywatch insurance so he will probably have someone else do the fighting but probably not Ronda.
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>>1122706
> Meredith Burgess
Go to bed Micky.
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>>1122708
I haven't had a problem with them lagging yet, it's just that they chose really shitty filters for all their NXT Takeover promos and shit
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Muscle Buster is Banned right????
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>tfw this is gonna be more enjoyable than mania
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>>1122651
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>>1122710
I'd marry bex desu
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>>1122711
Probably SummerSlam last year was the last time for me.
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>>1122708
Mine has been working perfectly fine tonight, unusually so. Hasn't even started the freeze/rebuffer bullshit yet or drop down to super low resolution or anything.
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>>1122720
No it wont...
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>>1122721
tfw the source is no where to be found on the internet in download form
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>>1122699
the best thing WWE produces.
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>>1122720
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>buy network
>its laggy as fuck
th-thanks vince
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>>1122693
She is a dirty whore in bed right? With a ass like that she most takes big dicks
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>>1122699
OI SENPAI
what you think of ep1?
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Introducing my freind to wrestling with this event. Have to walk her through everything
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>brits staying up until 5am to watch a childrens show
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>>1122720
You'll have sex one day....
Im
Rooting
For
You
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>>1122721
Every fucking time
This is the best webm ever made.
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>tfw chinese takeout and NXT
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>>1122708
I have it on TV, so unless there's a flash snowstorm, I'm not missing anything
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>>1122719
why would it be
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>>1122730
>streaming for free
>no lag at all
eat shit idiot
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MAMMA MIA
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Can we all agree that Finn Balor is the worst NXT champion of all time?
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>>1122720
This is a fairly crappy Takeover card.
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MAMMA MIA
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This Mauro guy is cracking me up. Shame he's stuck on the B show
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>>1122733
>her
Be prepared for 505050 questions per minute
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>MAMMA MIA
BASED
A
S
E
D
MAURO
A
U
R
O
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>>1122740
I got Filipino food from a place near by. Munching on some lumpia right now.
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GET
E
T
HYPE
Y
P
E
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>>1122732
hated the artwork, really hope they improve it. if possible.
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EUROPOORS ARE STAYING UP TILL 5AM TO WATCH THIS GARBAGE
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HYPE
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>>1122726
I literally posted a link to the download on mega months ago. Check the archives.
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H Y P E
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imagine being under that table just sucking on her toes
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>>1122740
lose weight
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Why do they bother shilling the network on a network exclusive pre-game?
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>>1122733
Tell her to shut up and just watch it. Optionally, shove your cock in her mouth while you watch.
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H Y P
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IT BEGINS
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Apollo Crew WW@?
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HERE WE GO!
>>1122756
> Europe is one time zone
American education at it's finist.
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How long will this be lads? I'm ditching my friends to watch.
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>>1122745
>Bo
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>>1122760
Kys
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>Work at 9am
>Staying up till 5am for this
Whats with the weird as fuck start time? NXT/Raw is normally 1am.
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>>1122770
2 hours
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>>1122756
6 AM here
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Is the Texas Tornado in the HoF?
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>>1122753
>munching
god I bet you are so cringe to be around
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>>1122746
and this is arguably the worst Mania card.
The only feuds that make any sense are the Divas and Dean vs Brock and even those two are pushing it.
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EL GENERICO ES MUY BUENO STRONGSTYLE
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>>1122762
Maybe they think they can guilt the illegal streamers.
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>Refused to go to a dance party cause I remembered NXMeme was tonight instead of tomorrow
Truly I'm HHH's cuck
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THE BIG D
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>>1122762
The pre show is on YouTube
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>>1122773
The arena was probably used for a wrestlemania conference
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its coming
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>>1122766
I STAY HYPE
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>>1122773
>staying up till 5am for children's tv
have sex
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God, the singer of that song is almost as bad as the prick from Avenged.
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>>1122745
Please get laid
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>>1122773
They are running it in Texas and decided to run it at night, since it's a Friday. If they ran it at the normal time, people would have had to leave work early or take the day off.
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TIME FOR BASED GABLE
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G A B L E
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GAAAAAAAAAAAABLE GABLE GABLE
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Thank God this isn't in full fail
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>All these dummies who think Big Match Bayley is losing
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THE GENERICS ARE WINNING IT LEL
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>We are live in the hort of texas
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Good god what the fuck are they wearing
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Based Team Angle
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wtf why does 4chan look like this
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> We /aa/ now!
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Oooh Gable these guys were good last I watched
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>generic CAW are tag champs
wew
>>
state of your bowtie corey
>>
Who ready willing and Gable here?
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>That cuck in Carmella shirt
Lmao
>>
They should've made this a Texas Tornado Tag Team match
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WE GO HARD
ALL DAY ALL NIGHT
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WE GO HAAARD
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>>1122794
Your predictions anon...title change or no?
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Tom and Corey a cute :3
>>
WE
GO
H A R D
>>
Ready to mark out for Alpha
>>
ITS TOM ITS TOM ITS TOM ITS TOM ITS TOM ITS TOM ITS TOM ITS TOM ITS TOM ITS TOM ITS TOM ITS TOM ITS TOM ITS TOM ITS TOM ITS TOM ITS TOM ITS TOM ITS TOM ITS TOM ITS TOM
>>
>>1122804
Because you touch yourself
>>
>>1122793
>people would have had to leave work early or take the day off.
Did it not occur to them that they could fill the arena with the shitload of smarks that have traveled to Dallas for Mania?
>>
The Revival are like the mini versions of the Enforcers. They're so tiny
>>
First match, AA is going over
>I know this to be true
>>
Literally who the team
>>
SAY YEAHHHH
>>
>>1122798
There is literally nothing left for her on NXT. She's losing, getting her rematch then going to raw.
>>
Apollo Crews vs. Elias Samson was originally advertised for tonight's WWE NXT "Takeover: Dallas" event but it took place as a pre-show dark match. Crews picked up the win.
Another match that took place tonight before Takeover hit the air saw Manny Andrade, the former La Sombra, defeat Christopher Girard, the former Biff Busick.
>>
These guys look like the CAW wrestlers I make to play online with
>>
>>1122799
BUT WHICH TEAM IS THE GENERIC?!?
>>
no mauro on commentary
>>
based Tom Phillips.
>>
LIVE STREAM @@@ http://ankhstream (dawtt) com/#bonglord
>>
>LITERAL vanilla midgets
wow.... nxmeme is realll meame...
>>
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>>1122814
>lottie gay
>>
post asuka
>>
>Sign TMDK
>Implying we won't get American Betas vs Australian Alpha soon
BASED
>>
>american alpha
>tye dillinger
>apollo crews
They all have the same theme just slightly remixed
>>
YEAH
>>
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>Corey Graves has to watch his peers live out his dream and pass him by in life as he's stuck talking them up from afar, just watching...
>>
USA chants, why
>>
>>1122829
Tom and Corey are the best duo
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>>1122829
>>
GA-BLE, clap clap GA-BLE
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>>1122798
>Little Bayley
>beating the Dark Empress
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>>1122823
They might be literally who the team, but I actually like them. I actually like their "We're oldschool" gimmick.
>>
>Dallas crowd can't even get a chant going.
>>
WHERE IS BASED MAURO
>>
>>1122825
so just like Sasha Banks? how predictable
>>
>>1122701
this.... lol
I hope it was just a planned stunt just to please Vince's fetishes... If she was actually walking around barefoot I'd fire that bitch.
>>
>>
YOU SUCK
>>
Is this Chad Gable? The Ready Willing and Gable guy? He looks so different
>>
>>1122842
Doesn't even compare to based TakeOver London.
>>
How much time until Gable wins Royal Rumble or MiTB?
>>
This is a shit venue, why is it so dark
>>
>Americucks trying to sing "Gable" to the tune of "No Limit"
Lol. Just stick to your handegg chants.
>>
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>>1122840
>corey graves
>michael cole 2
>>
>>1122839
Because we're the best
>>
>>1122798
It's the mythic food chain, man. Monster trumps man, a hero trumps a monster, and man trumps a hero. Bayley isn't a hero yet; she can't topple a monster.
>>
>stream totally perfect for pre show
>gets choppy when wrestling starts
Kill me
>>
>>1122733
She is fucking marking for a face slap
>>
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>tfw don't have to use the 4chan google + format because I'm mobileposting
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>>1122852
He get that swagger brah
>>
>>1122844
I'd like their mimic if they were 5 inches taller and 50 pounds heavier
>>
>>1122843
Bayley losing would suggest shes ready to be called up soon.
She is not.
>>
>they can't even manage the Gable/Jordan chant and barely get a Gable curt Angle chant going
Actual English superior to English Texans confirmed.
>>
>>1122849
It's normal for her. I can't remember where but I know it's been mentioned in interviews.
>>
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>>1122379
Indeed
>>
>>1122843
Bayley is bigger than Asuka
Asuka is like 5'1
>>
>It's a "Full house but still turn the house lights down so it looks like there's 300 people there" episode
Why do they do this?
>>
STREEM WHER
>>
>>1122867
She is. Raw after summer slam. Screen cap this
>>
>>1122825
You literally don't understand WWE booking. Asuka wins then what? Goes back to feuding with Emma? Bayley and Asuka are gonna have at least 3 matches. Bayley retains tonight, Asuka wins the next one, then retains the final one in which Bayley will debut around summerslam to challenge Sasha.
Literally screencap this. I know how HHH's booking works.
>>
>>1122758
I did, archives only go as far back as the sunny porno before it breaks.
>>
Is Gable a legit olympian or am I being worked
>>
anyone else hear sexual chocolate when they chant lets go dawson
>>
>>1122864
Who based /clover/ here?
>>
LIVE STREAM AT http://ankhstream (dawt) com/#bonglord
>>
>>1122866
>literally openly admitting to being a size queen
Wew lad.
>>
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>April 2 in any location that matters
>this Aprils Fools shit is still going
>>
>>1122871
That's just weird honestly... It could be a fun job but have some respect.
>>
>>1122880
legit
>>
>go to wooo because asp is ded as fuck and /wwe/ is ded
>they are literally circlejerking and giving reacharounds to a fucking bot
holy fuck i cant do it
>>
J O R D A N
>>
>>1122849
She doesn't like wearing shoes. She's said this before.
>>
>>1122889
The fuck?
>>
BASED REF CALLING OUT THE ILLEGAL TAG
>>
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>>1122875
>>
Jason Jordan confirmed first black WWE champ.
>>
>>1122874
It's either that or RAW creative has to admit how popular NXT is.
>>
GA-BLE, clap clap, GA-BLE
>>
>>1122889
wut
>>
>>1122875
read the thread
>>
LIVE STREAM AT
http://ankhstream (DAWT) com/#bonglord
>>
>>1122897
> The Rock
>>
>>1122894
I know it is fucking pathetic.
>>
>>1122878
Paul stop spoiling the event
>>
>>1122881
they were saying "Which ones Dawson"
>>
>>1122893
It's to make her look smaller compared to the talent. Its pretty normal.
>>
LMAO THAT WAS pretty FUNNY
>>
THAT SUPLEX SAVE
BASED
>>
>THIS PLACE IS ON FIRE
>crowd is ded
kek
>>
>>1122903
>mixed
>>
THIS FUCKING MATCH LADS
DOUBLE GERMANS
>>
BASED CROWD
>>
>tfw thought they were going to do the Steiner Bros between the legs taunt
>>
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>>1122889
>i browse /woo/
>>
USA USA USA
>>
FUUUCK, dat clothesline
>>
LIVE
STREAM
AT
http://ankhstream (DAWTT) com/#bonglord
>>
>>1122910
nigga you deaf?
>>
i marked the fuck out for that sequence
>>
IF Jason Jordan has even 1/5th the charisma Kurt Angle had he'd be great.
>>
Ha! Jordan running round like Steiner
>>
this match is so fucking boring, the crowd is dead as fuck
nxt is the 'future' of WWE? lmfao
>>
Superior Synchonization
>>
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>THE WAY THEY TRIED TO HUG EACH OTHER BEFORE GETTING SUPLEXED
>>
>>1122911
You do how many black people have rapey, white slave master blood in them right?
>>
>>1122907
She could just wear flats if that was the case, Renee is a foot fag.
>>
Is anyone even watching this snorefest of a match?
>>
>Revival's shill new WM Star gear
I mean I get it, but wouldn't it make sense for them to parody an older Mania logo?
>>
THE LIVE
STREAM
IS AT
http://ankhstream (PERIOD) com/#bonglord
>>
>Son of Angle?
>>
>>1122929
(You)
>>
>>1122927
we wuz kings
>>
>>1122903
Obama is white too
>>
>NXT is over with the crowds!
hahahahahhahahahahahhaha
THIS CROWD IS SO FUCKING DEAD HOLY SHIT
understandable though when your fucking wrestlers look like default CAWs lmao
>>
>>1122934
Save the Gable.
>>
save the gable is p gud
>>
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>this match
>>
>Save The Gable
Kek
>>
>this desperate autist pretending the crowd is dead
Have sex
>>
>>1122878
Right. Whereas they're ready for Finn to go up. I think he's going to get his rematch in a triple threat with someone. They want Joe to have the belt, but he'll be called up too soon to have him hold it for too long. Corbin would make sense to win it next, but I think they'll go with a face and give it to Crews or if he's back in time, Hideo Itami.
>>
THAT DOUBLE DDT
>>
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz is this match over yet???? these guys have no fucking personality, even the crowd is bored to tears
>>
>>1122938
why are you trying so hard? it's clearly not
have a (you) so (you) go away
>>
Hate these crowds always trying to get themselves over.
>>
BOTCH
>>
THAT FUCKING BOTCH
>THE CITY OF NXT
>>
>>1122873
Bayley's a stick figure, Asuka has meat.
>>
BOTCH-A-MANIA
>>
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>1122938
This was a terrible pick to start the show.
I mean, i understand getting the boring shit out of the way first, but it was probably better to make this a bathroom break match and start the show off hot.
>>
B O T C H A M A N I A
>>
YOU FUCKED UP
>>
WHAT A FUCKING BOTCH LMAO
>>
YOU FUCKED UP
>>
PWG as fuck
>>
LIVE
STREAM BOYS
http://ankhstream (DAWT) com/#bonglord
>>
NXT is overrated as fuck im literally falling asleep
>>
What a based "Submission Maneuver"*
*Trademark Micheal Cole
>>
>>1122932
Thank you.
>>
BOOOTCH
>>
EL BOTCHO!!!!
>>
> YOU FUCKED UP
Anyone else find this chant cuntish?
>>
B O T C H A M A N I A
>>
>>1122931
it's freebird inspired, they said that at the start of the match.
>>
DUDE MEMES LMAO
>>
>CAW Templates 1 and 2 vs CAW Templates 3 and 4
This is the best you got NXT?
>those continuous failed attempts at starting crowd chants
ded PPV
>>
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a s u k a
>>
WHAT WAS THE BOTCH?
>>
BOTCHAMANIA
>>
>Botchamania
Listen to all those virgins!
>>
>Botchamania
Fucking kek
>>
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>the tag team cancer extends to the developmentals
where the fuck are enzo and cass
>>
>these crowds
smarky as fuck
>>
Dat technique from Dawson
>>
>>1122969
Yes. It's the most obnoxious shit.
>>
indie smark crowds are fucking pathetic
>a-are we over reddit?
>>
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I miss Fullsail.
>>
This crowd chanting their dank memes
>>
THAT JJ HOT TAG
>>
That crowd is 90% reddit
>>
>to retain the titles
This fucking PPV is such garbage
>>
>>1122975
the fucked up their finisher and the wrong guy tried to make the pin.
>>
>>1122985
I miss London.
>>
this jason jordon kid is good but the rest suck
>>
Based Corey BTFO that faggot Philips
>>
>>1122974
b e l l y f a t
>>
FUUUUUUUUCK, datsave!!!
>>
>>1122991
Hell, Brooklyn was pretty good as well
>>
>>1122985
They do the exact same thing. London was the only good crowd NXT have ever had.
>>
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Fuck this reddit crowd
Give us back the British
>>
>These few Eurocucks in the crowd trying to get their chants over but Americans can't cheer anything more than simple chants
Lmao
>>
JJ literally the next Kurt Angle
>>
holy hell what a fucking travesty of a match lmfao
>nxmeme
>>
> Dallas tries desperatly to imitate TakeOver London
At least TRY to be original.
>>
>BOOOOOOORING chants
HAHAHAHAHHA NXT BTFO
>>
Those fuckers are overdoing it with the cheating. It's taking away from the match.
>>
ITT: pussies getting triggered by a crowd
>>
THIS FUCKING MATCH
5/5 IF THEY DIDNT HAVE THAT BOTCH
GOD DAMN
>>
THIS STREAM
IS FUCKING
LIVE
http://ankhstream (Dawt) com/#bonglord
>>
>>1123000
Off to bed with you lad.
>>
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This match is fucking horrid.
>>
>>1123006
Seriously
>>
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>mfw watching these stupid roided up Chad wageslaves fake fight each other for peanuts
>>
Crowd is finally alive after being dead since the start.
>>
>>1123000
USA USA USA USA!!!
>>
>>1123003
To be fair there are probably a lot of the WM crowd there who travel and alot of them are foreigners.
>>
Why are some people even mad at the crowd? They haven't done anything except be into the match increasingly as its gone on.
>>
BOOOOOORING
>BOOOOOORING
BOOOOOORING
>BOOOOOORING
BOOOOOORING
>BOOOOOORING
BOOOOOORING
>>
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what the fuck am i watching
>>
dash and dawson cheated like 30 times already LMAO
Based as fuck
>>
>rollup and grab tights: the match
so innovative
>>
SPEAR!!
NEW CHAMPS!!!
>>
all dese rollups and counters
>>
THESE FUCKING BOTCHES LMAO. WHAT THE FUCK?
>>
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oh my god this was fucking terrible i need to throw up
>>
I heard you like rollups
>>
>>1123016
They're anti smarks that have to shit on absolutely everything. They're literally making stuff up in their posts.
>>
>>1122997
That's true. Brooklyn was based.
>>
HOLY SHIT
ITS KANE
>>
COME WATCH THIS
SHIT FUCKING LIVE
http://ankhstream (Dawt) com/#bonglord
>>
Fucking clinic by Gable
>>
GAAAAAAAAAAABLE GAAAAAAAAAAABLE GAAAAAAAAAAABLE GAAAAAAAAAAABLE GAAAAAAAAAAABLE GAAAAAAAAAAABLE GAAAAAAAAAAABLE GAAAAAAAAAAABLE GAAAAAAAAAAABLE GAAAAAAAAAAABLE GAAAAAAAAAAABLE GAAAAAAAAAAABLE GAAAAAAAAAAABLE GAAAAAAAAAAABLE GAAAAAAAAAAABLE GAAAAAAAAAAABLE GAAAAAAAAAAABLE GAAAAAAAAAAABLE GAAAAAAAAAAABLE GAAAAAAAAAAABLE GAAAAAAAAAAABLE GAAAAAAAAAAABLE GAAAAAAAAAAABLE GAAAAAAAAAAABLE GAAAAAAAAAAABLE GAAAAAAAAAAABLE GAAAAAAAAAAABLE GAAAAAAAAAAABLE GAAAAAAAAAAABLE GAAAAAAAAAAABLE
>>
well shit
>>
You guys are overreacting on a whole nother level this matches not even that boring you know you've seen worse this is better than most Smackdown matches
>>
p fuckin sick m8s
>>
>Jordon is literally crying
PUSH THIS MAN
>>
People think these CAWs are the next Kurt Angle?
>>
4/5 DESU
>>
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>NXT
>>
>The city of Enzo n Cass
>>
Based, great opening match really worked the crowd
>>
Dash confirmed as weak link in this match
>>
5* Match
This is wrestling goddamnit!!
>>
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That was pretty fun, fuck the shitposter making stuff up
>>
CRYBABIES
>>
MIGHT OF MISSED ONE MATCH
DON'T MISS ANOTHER
NOW LIVE @
http://ankhstream (Dawt) com/#bonglord
>>
READY
WILLING
GABLE
>>
GOOD match
>>
>>1123016
>botchamania
>>
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50/60 remain.
>>
>>1123022
don't give the end of Wrestlemania away.
>>
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>>1122995
>>
>>1123030
Yes. 1 for 1 in predictions.
>>
http://original.livestream.com/badgamesalldaylong
free stream
>>
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>>1123034
>HEY! AT LEAST THIS SHIT ISN'T DIARRHEA! !!!!
>>
JORDON
LITERALLY
CRYING
>>
Aww, that's cute. They let JR in the building
>>
IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI
>>
KOTA IBUSHI SIGHTING
>>
that was dogshit
why are all of NXT's wrestlers so fucking boring?
dead crowd doesn't help
>>
What a match son
>>
>>1123047
kys
>>
OH SHIT JR
>>
BASED Kota
He's gonna give that yellow dick to Sasha.
>>
>That fat guy in the Carmella shirt crying.....
JIM ROSS JIM ROSS JIM ROSS
JIM ROSS LADS JIM ROSS
>>
JR
>>
The black person should just stop crying like a bitch
>>
KANE CONFIRMED FOR SWERVING THE SHANE TAKER MATCH
>>
BAH GAWD!
>>
Good 'ol JR!
>>
JIM ROSS WTF? JIM ROSS WTF? JIM ROSS WTF? JIM ROSS WTF? JIM ROSS WTF? JIM ROSS WTF? JIM ROSS WTF? JIM ROSS WTF? JIM ROSS WTF? JIM ROSS WTF? JIM ROSS WTF? JIM ROSS WTF? JIM ROSS WTF? JIM ROSS WTF? JIM ROSS WTF? JIM ROSS WTF? JIM ROSS WTF?
KOTA? WTFF
>>
BASED IBUSHI
>>
>>1123043
You need to lose weight if you think that's the pinnacle of a good match.
No wonder the product sucks so much.
>>
Ibushi confirmed for winning the Cruiserweight tournament
>>
>>1123059
Ibushi confirmed for crusierweight tournament!
>>
>JR
>IBUSHI
FUCKING BASED
>>
That was a great tag match. Fuck the people who tried to shit on that match for no reason. It was great. Well it had that one fuck up. But everything else was fucking great.
>>
>FUNAKI DOESNT GET A NAME CARD
LMFAO FUCK WWE !!!
>>
>>1123061
get sunlight
>>
Whats Kota Ibushi doing in the NXT zone?
>>
we need a new thread
>>
>>1123018
She may be chubby here and I kind of hate bumchins but I still want to shag her rotten
>>
KOTA IBUSHI CONFIRMED FOR THE FUCKING CRUISERWEIGHT TOURNAMENT HSDIUAHFIOUAHOIUADLFLSLISFHGOKSAFGSDFGSDGDFG
>>
>kota and JR
bah gawd
>>
>>1123037
You think your b8 is good?
>>
Fuck I just barely saw Nakamura break Sami's neck with the Bomaye, how far behind the stream am I guys?
>>
>>1123068
Nice name
>>
Are people memeing and fooling in this thread or...?
Thought it was good match and people loved it.
>>
>ibushi
Is it going to be like Kana and they'll announce he's signed tomorrow
Based njpw is kill
>>
>WWE NXT coming to the Download festival in DURRBEE
It's DAHBEE you daft cunts.
>>
How long till Gable or Jordan win Royal Rumble or MiTB?
>>
>>1123068
>Ramon Gaines
You aint foollin no one, Roman
>>
>>1123096
They're memeing. It's like two sad autists.
>>
>>1123051
>10 people unironically thought The Memeival would retain
>>
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>Bunch of hype around NXT
>Decide to check it out for the first time tonight
>tfw All the wrestlers look like CAW video games characters and the matches are boring as fuck
You guys do realize this is just shitty developmental wrestling right?
>>
>>1123087
No we don't.
> Kung Fu Naki hanging with all the Japs
>>
>>1122521
1 for 1 so far!
>>
Great match. That ending was hype as shit. Kickout after kickout got a little tiresome, but they pulled it out.
>>
>Dem KANA strikes
Yessss
>>
Asuka a QT
>>
>>1123096
It was, people are just shitposting because they can't handle NXT having a more solid card than WM
>>
>Bay Leno
Fucking ugly cunt
>>
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>there are people who unironically thought that match was good
>there are people who are unironically deluding themselves into thinking the crowd wasn't bored to tears
i want r/squaredcircle to leave
>>
>>1123086
same thing Kanna was doing at Takeover Brooklyn..getting ready to sign with WWE
>>
damn no NXT in Vegas for Money in the Bank.
>>
yfw every title changes hands tonight
>>
samefag shitting on that match and crowd please die a painful deathaa
>>
SETH PETRUZELLI SIGHTING
WHO /teamfilthy/ HERE?
>>
BASED BARON CLUB W W @
>>
I don't know diddly shit about Austin Aries
Is he good?
>>
IT'S LIVE BOYS
COME ON DOWN
http://ankhstream (Dawt) com/#bonglord
>>
Is JR on good terms with the WWE again?
>>
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>>1123115
>>
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Does Aries still do his crucifix driver?
>>
>tfw ywn work out with asuka ;__;
>>
>>1123103
2/10 made me respond
>>
>Seth Petruzelli
Oh, that's the guy that shit on Kimbo
Neat
>>
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>>1123109
You don't even believe the shit you're saying. Go to sleep.
>>
>people LIKED that match
IS REDDIT RAIDING US?
>>
This has been the shittiest show I have watched this month and I watched Impact
>>
>>1123111
Its april fools lad, they're just trying to pull a fast one on us
>>
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>BASED IBUSHI
BASED IBUSHI
>BASED IBUSHI
BASED IBUSHI
>BASED IBUSHI
BASED IBUSHI
>BASED IBUSHI
BASED IBUSHI
>BASED IBUSHI
BASED IBUSHI
>>
>>1123120
'BIG BREAKFAST' BANTER CORBIN
>>
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Who here /kennyomega/?
>>
>>1123121
I saw him live at a NXT house show
He was pretty decent, and his tights were sparkly
>>
Love D&D as heels. Really old school dirty.
Revival is a shit name though.
>>
>Kana
You can just tell who's new here.
Also:
BASED BARON
>>
WATCH THIS SHIT
AT
http://ankhstream (Dawt) com/#bonglord
>>
>>1123121
He literally didn't try at all in his last TNA match and had the match of the night.
He's pretty dank, just dont go on his twitter since he's unsufferable and a massive fedora.
>>
CORBIN CORBIN CORBIN CORBIN CORBIN CORBIN CORBIN CORBIN CORBIN CORBIN CORBIN CORBIN CORBIN CORBIN CORBIN CORBIN CORBIN CORBIN CORBIN CORBIN CORBIN CORBIN CORBIN CORBIN CORBIN CORBIN CORBIN CORBIN CORBIN CORBIN CORBIN CORBIN CORBIN CORBIN CORBIN CORBIN
>>
Please god, don't let Ibushi go to NXT
Probably going to be the first person announced for the cruiserweight tournament but not be a permanant nxt wrestler
>>
>>1123115
Makes sense for at least 3/6 matches since the current champs are all getting called up
>>
>>1123121
Yeah, he's a great talker in the ring like Owens
>>
EDGY AS FUCK
>>
REIGNS DONE RIGHT COMING
>>
This is really shitty
>>
I only watch the PPV’s, who is Austin Aries and is he good
>>
THIS IS BORING
CLAP-CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
THIS IS BORING
CLAP-CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
THIS IS BORING
CLAP-CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
THIS IS BORING
CLAP-CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
THIS IS BORING
CLAP-CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
THIS IS BORING
CLAP-CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
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Baron Corbin is Roman Reigns done correctly y/n?
>>
Why do they still insist to make Corbin have long hair despite the fact that the top of his head is bare as fuck?
>>
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TO THAT GUY THAT WANTED THE ASUKA/KANA GRAVURE VIDS
I FOUND THE LINKS
http://pastebin.com/DEKNCt4h
http://pastebin.com/DEKNCt4h
http://pastebin.com/DEKNCt4h
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>>1123129
Name one match at WM you're actually looking forward to.
>>
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>>1123117
>>1123127
Triggered?
>>
>>1123130
>people liked something that i didn't like
>they must be wrong
>>
>>1123136
>Overrated as fuck
>>
>>1123103
>the matches are all boring
>only saw one match so far
>>
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/CorbinClub/ W W @ ?
>>
Oh shit Final Boss Baron Corbin
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>>1123136
Fuck yeah, Cleaner 4 Life.
>>
That jacket
BASED AS FUCK
>>
>>1123155
You are a god amongst men, thanks lad.
>>
PUT CORBIN IN THE MAINROSTER NOW
>>
Baron is a great heel and Scott Hall approved
>>
why should i give a shit about Austin Aries?
>>
MATCH IS STARTING
GET
THE
FUCK
IN
HERE
http://ankhstream (Dawt) com/#bonglord
>>
>>1123156
Shane jumping off Jerry World's jumbotron thing confirmed lad
>>
The state of your jacket mate
>>
Nice jacket, rubber coyote skulls and everything.
>>
Corbin confirmed for sneaking into HHH's closet
>>
>>1123155
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>
that's a pretty sweet vest on Baron.
>>
Is this even Corbin's final form?
>>
>>1123103
A lot of it is that its not booked like its run by a 70 year old Alzheimers patient. The wresting is pretty good yes, but also they actually know how to book finishes that are not HBK Sweet Chin Musiced some guy and HHH grabs the pin for main event shit.
>>
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>>1123136
>that vid he uploaded onto youtube where it looks like he's jacking off
>>
that jacket
>>
BASED BARON CORBIN
THIS IS WHAT A WRESTLER LOOKS LIKE
>>
SO
FUCKING
BORING
>>
Corbin's music is pretty garbage desu
>>
>>1123153
Pretty much, Corbin has improved massively this year though and reigns is at his ceiling (not a bad thing)
>>
GUITAR RIFFS
>>
TIME FOR MANLETS TO GET
FUCKING
BURIED
>>
fuck i love corbin
>>
>>1123176
Jesus just piss off will you.
>>
>>
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NXT IN A NUTSHELL:
>muh woomens wrestling
>muh indy vanilla midgets
>muh Japanese wrestlers
>>
>>1123184
No Corbin's final form would be beating up Daniel Bryan or Zack Sabre Jr
>>
> TNA getting gutted of all it's best talent
BTFO.
>>
The best manlet who ever lived.
>>
AHAHAHAHAHAH HE'S A FUCKING MANLET HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
>>
Such generic music all over the place
>>
Corbin still has the best entrance music. Top 10 ever, really. This isn't sarcasm, shit just sounds fucking great.
>>
Damn that's a tiny man
>>
>Cut to crowd
>They look bored as fuck
>>
I literally know nothing about this guy.
Who would you compare him too?
>>
>>1123186
link pls
>>
>>1123163
Right here Mr. President
>>
>Baron Corbin chants
WHAT THE FUCK
HE'S OVER LADS.
>>
I'm a huge Baron Corbin mark if I were to be completely honest.
>>
Aries confirmed manlet.
>>
>Corbin chants
For real?
>>
WTF? My dubya dubya E network hasn't dropped out once since this started? Did they upgrade their servers or some shit?
>>
>people chanting for Corbin
HE'S OVER
>>
>>1123163
Here senpai, glad to see you back.
>>
>>1123212
This.
This show needs Vince's booking and Roman Reigns to wake them up
>>
MY BARON CORBIN IS OVER AS FUCK
>>
>>1123217
Everyone is over on nxmeme haha they'd cheer for a stick of shit
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>>1123155
based fucking anon
>>
>>1123156
Shane vs Taker
Brock vs Ambrose
>>
>>1123201
>implying based ZSJ won't push shit shit in and pass him on his way to the main roster
>>
>>1123220
He's the best Homegrown talent they have had in years.
>>
kek how tall is this guy he looks like a literal midget in there
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>>1123200
Wow are you kidding me? Are you serious? Are you not voting for Bernie? You support corporations?
>>
>>1123155
(You) are the man
>>
Was that a botch
>>
>That dude cosplaying as Nakamura in the crowd
Hahahaha
>>
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MANLET PRIDE
WORLD WIDE
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>>1123221
they must have hired a server farm for WM free weekend or something because mine hasn't fucked itself either yet
>>
BASED MANLET WILL GO OVER
>>
>>1123221
NXT, none of the Cena marks are watching.
>>
>>1123235
Corbin is legit 6 ft 6 inches
>>
WHY POST IN THIS THREAD WHEN
YOU CAN JOIN A STREAM
http://ankhstream (Dawt) com/#bonglord
>>
Thank you based Tom for calling it the "Rolling Elbow" and not "Roaring Elbow."
>>
>>1123236
Fuck off /pol/
>>
>>1123233
I would LOVE to be there when Triple H introduces ZSJ to Vince.
>>
I love moves that hit the ropes, they look cool as fuck
>>
List of /wwe/ approved wrestlers:
Rusev
Luke Harper
Heel Jericho
Baron Corbin
There. That's the end of it. Everyone else sucks or is a huge meme.
>>
Baron Corbin, more like Barren Scalp
>>
> YFW Reigns makes his WrestleMania entrance and walks past a sign that says "Roman is STILL a wank phesant".
>>
>>1123234
I'm just glad it's catching on senpai.
>>
>>1123253
>5'9"
A LITERAL MIDGET
>>
BASED CORBIN WORKING THE NECKBEARDS
FUCKING LEL
>>
>>1123255
I don't like Corbin
>>
>>1123255
You forgot BEEG
>>
is corbin balding
>>
>>1123255
Throw in Crossfit Jesus and it's correct
>>
>>1123264
Yeah, he has a hairline like Taker
>>
Baron Corbin has a tiny face
>>
Why isn't this a squash match? Baron should have won in 10 seconds.
>>
GET
IN
HERE
http://ankhstream (Dawt) com/#bonglord
>>
>>1123255
Have sex. Rusev is an overrated fatass
>>
>>1123257
>Hulks illegitimate black son
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>>1123250
I'm sorry Carl
>>
>I BEAT LITTLE KIDS
LMAO
>>
>>1123256
Kek :D
>>
This is so fucking boring
>>
>>1123111
I want /sp/ to leave.
>>
>>1123264
Yes. He's going for the Devin Townsend look.
>>
>>1123256
8/10
>>
>>1123252
ZSJ has the benefit of not being under six foot.
>>
COME ON MANLET
>>
>the STATE of Baron Corbins hair
>>
who's going to drop first the WWE Network or Corbin's hairline.
>>
Hey Baron my man how you want your haircut pham?
JUST DEANETTY MY SCALP UP
>>
Is it me or are all these TNA guys losing height before they arrive here?
>>
>>1123255
Only Harper and Rusev desu senpai.
>>
>>1123283
He's dying in there
>>
>RING THE BELL
>>
>>1123263
meme
>>
>>1123285
My new mixtape.
>>
Is AA acually this short? Or its just because Corbin its huge? Its Corbin taller than Orton?
>>
>SIT DOWN PIG BOY
HOLY SHIT WHY IS HE SO BASED
>>
WATCH ARIES GET BODIED
http://ankhstream (Dawt) com/#bonglord
>>
First time watching outlaw wrestling. This Cordonbleu guy seems like what Khali should have been.
>>
>>1123297
Aries is 5'9
>>
>What type of NXT show do you want
>JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP FAMPAI
THIS IS SO FUCKING BORING
>>
>all these obese Texans
Dallas finally exposed
>>
>>1123297
In here live Manlet Aries confirmed
>>
>>1123298
Corbin is going to get real ass heat on the main roster. I kind of hope he debuts during the post Wrestlemania Raw.
>>
>>1123297
they don't call them vanilla midgets for nothing
>>
>>1123297
Corbin is 6'7, really YUGE
>>
>>1123297
Corbin is 6'8", so he's taller than everybody in WWE except BEEG, Kane, and Taker.
>>
>>1123298
>I will never be in the crowd at NXT to outbanter Corbin
Literally make him cry from making fun of his hairline desu.
>>
>>1123297
I think Corbin is about the same. I found it hilarious when Batista returns and Evolution comes back only for Orton to be bigger than Bastisa in every way.
>>
>>1123297
He's pretty average height in reality, Corbin is huge
>>
new thread?
>>
Corbin is like a weird retarded Orton...who somehow makes it work.
>>
>>1123306
All euros fuccboi
>>
>>1123304
Fuck off, Brenda.
>>
>>1123314
>PIG BOY DETECTED
>>
I like that Deep 6 move
>>
>>1123317
Nope, don't need it yet.
>>
New thread?
>>
>DEEP SEX ON THE FLOOR
>>
>>1123317
Nxt isn't worthy of more than one thread
>>
>These Euros all doing the ICW/Progress counting one ahead of the ref thing
ONE FALL!
>>
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>eurocucks stayed up for this 2 shit matches
>>
What's the image limit? 100?
>>
GET IN HERE
PIG
BOYS
http://ankhstream (Dawt) com/#bonglord
>>
>>1123327
Just stop. We don't need 9 threads when this one is not even two thirds image bump yet.
>>
Baron Corbin and my beautiful Ryback should tag team and crush the midgets.
>>
>>1123329
>obsessed with sex, sees and hears it everywhere
Virgin
>>
What the fuck was that shit? And people pretend that NXT is better?
>>
>>1123322
I'm a skinny fuccboi black Briton desu.
>>
>>1123313
Almost forgot about Braun Stroman but they are both billed at the same height so I'm not sure who's taller.
>>
>>1123335
150.
>>
You think the dude in the crowd with his own Jericho light up jacket wears it on dates?
>>
Corbin REALLY needs to get hair trasplants or just shave his head.
He's not RVD. It looks so bad.
>>
Boo this Manlet
>>
Welp. Fuck. I thought it would go 5 minutes longer.
>>
>>1123334
> But guys, I REALLY wanna make the new thread
>>
>>1123366
>dates
>>
>deep sex
>no hairlines
>vanilla midgets everywhere
i don't think this semen slurping division is for me guys
>>
Corbin seemed way more over throughout the match.
>>
>>1123367
He really needs a mask, weird looking beard, and im sure that if he shaves it he will have a weird looking babyface. He is certainly getting better though.
>>
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35 of 60 remain.
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>>1123378
shut up dolores. go back to the kitchen
>>
> Sami Zayn vs. Shi
I'm ready.
>>
YAAAAAAAAAAS NAKAMURA!!!!!
>>
Baron: 18 years of age or more, has had sex, not a manlet
AA: outlaw babby, virgin, tiny baby man
>>
>>1123404
I mean even a stubbly beard would be helpful at this point. He looks like a balding 15 year old
>>
My body is ready for this. I wish they'd let Mauro call it though.
>>
Oh, great. It's Sami Gayn.
>>
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>>1123409
>people actually thought baron "just fuck my gimmick up" corbin would win in an established name's debut
>>
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my body is ready
>>
Y'all ready for strong style.
>>
>>1123378
Wow, that's crazy. In this part of the world gravity doesn't work that way
>>
SO FUCKING HYPE
>>
SWAGSUKE IS GONNA KILL IT
>>
>>1123436
It was a roll up. Oh well Aries is boring AF.
>>
Scott Hall looks fucking incredibly ripped. Good for him.
Thenk mr ddp
>>
my nigger swagsuke I can't wait
>>
did Scott Hall clean up his act?
>>
Is WM gonna 4 hours again?
>>
>>1123480
THANKS TO DDP YOGA
>>
>>1123480
DDP Yoga
>>
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>I hope El Generico wins tonight and goes on to take Kevin Steen's title at 'mania
>>
Who is this gay gook?
>>
>tfw wwe wont give him a sweet red couch
>>
Oh look Sami zayn is against a anime villain
>>
>>1123539
>OH YOU DIDN"T KNOW?
>>
>yes chant
CRINGY AS FUCK
>>
I WANT TO SEE DALTON CASTLE FIGHT NAKAMURA SO FUCKING MUCH
>>
fucking swag on overload, I hope he stays in NXT because they will fuck him up so bad on the main roster
>>
>>1123590
His character won't work on WWE. It's the same reason that Tyler Breeze doesn't work.
>>
>>1123596
Tyler Breeze didnt have a following before WWE though
>>
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>Meltzer will give this more than 4 stars
>>
>>1123607
Yeah, but the generic Raw audience doesn't watch anything but WWE. They wouldn't know either
>>
I expected more from the king of strongstyle.
>>
I wish they'd book Nakamura more like Kyo from Dir en grey.
>>
>>1123630
it's his debut, he cant show everything in his first match
>>
>>1123621
I want to give her four shots in her mouth
>>
match of the night
>>
>>1123789
night isnt over anon
>>
>>1123436
>Manlet roll up
>>
>WWE still trying to incorporate legit MMA moves
they should stop this
>>
Please be good.
>>
>>1123158
Dumb shitposter
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