/wwe/ general #2009 - Based Cena edition

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1st for Charlotte

>tfw Cena doesn't want a kid because all of the make a wish crap he did
>he just doesn't want his kid to have the possibility of cancer
>he doesn't want to see another kid die
>this time it would be his own

this thread is going to be deleted, already notified the moderators

>>1108729
Previous is on 8th page, this one is legal

>>1108720
God I would love to splooge on those big juicy natural titties

>2016
>rollins STILL can't hit a Phoenix Splash

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who /fox/

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>>1108736
>natural

>>1108738
>living paycheck to paycheck

>>1108745
> still trying to get it over

>>1108763
have sexual intercourse

>>1108773
>forcing outlaw memes

What are the Wyatt's plans at WM?

>>1108773
reduce your mass

Hope Shane doesn't jump off the fucking cell.

I can really see him dying at Mania.

>>1108779
ANDRE THE GIANT MEMORIAL

HAHAHAHAHA

FUCKING
BURIED

Guys, I'm having a bad day, can I get some (You)s?

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>>1108800
>5.5 is pretty big

>>1108800
There you go buddy

>>1108799
Sooner or later Wyatts will be basically Ryder-tier

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Charlottefag 2 of 30 reporting in. Would like to see certain wrestlers wear different gear? Like, I think Sasha would look better in long tights.

How does Bray Wyatt's beard smell?

>>1108812
Like old food like any bearded mans smells

>>1108818

Please take your autism medication

>>1108812
I actually have a friend who has a Brayy-like beard and it smells of some shit he uses on it, also wax

>>1108820
source: I've had a beard

Post your jaw babyface

>>1108824

Post a timestamp 3 years from now when your balls finally drop

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>>1108722
>you are now imagining a teary-eyed Cena standing by his own child's death-bed making his final wish

>>1108829
Nice picture babyface

Post your jaw faggot, my dick is ready

>>1108810
Sasha would look better in a saddle

>>1108824
unlike you, bray goes outside of his house, so he might like, wash his beard.

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>>1108841
>He thinks a beard can he "cleaned" with just soap

Well done youngfag. Keep that logic rolling.

>>1108832
>"Dad... I want to make my wish now"
>"Yes, son?"
>"I want you to..."
>"...put over Wade Barret."
>his kid breathes out his last breath as John sits there with a blank expression

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>>1108800
here you go, champ

>>1108844
there are products for cleaning beards.

>>1108812
>you will never smell Kevin Owens' armpits after a long match

>>1108849
>living paycheck to paycheck

>>1108824
>admitting to being an ex-neckbeard
Shameful

>>1108849

There are also products for losing weight, but you ignore that too

>>1108855
Not all of us are hairless manlets

>>1108853
>you will never smell and taste Nia Jax's toes after a 30 minute iron man match

>>1108812

Bray is cute!

CUUUUUUTE!

>>1108855

> living paycheck to paycheck

Scat spammer made this general better than what it currently is.

>>1108824
>tfw being 21 and barely having any facial hair
life is suffering

at least my hairline is not Dean-tier

>>1108854
>implying i work regularly.

>>1108856
i dont need products for losing weight, because i dont have weight to lose.

/b/ here You guys realize Wwe is Fake right Lol

>>1108862

>21 year olds today were born in 1995
>Literally a toddler pooping himself when Bret Fart was killing ratings

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>>1108720
Tell us why you like charlan.
Post your top ten matches of hers and detail what you liked about her performance.
And dont samefag without your name, actually answer the question you tranny loving cunt.

>>1108857
>im proud to be a neckbeard
The shame keeps growing

>>1108868

So is your sex life

>>1108869
To be fair I only got into wrestling about 2-3 years ago because of a friend who used to tell me shit about Rey Mysterio

>>1108872
Post that hairline baldy

>>1108870
the resemblance is uncanny holy shit lmao.

>>1108861
>living paycheck to paycheck

>>1108870
>THIS mad over someone else's taste
I bet you're so fun to be around

>>1108861
fuck off, faggots like you who idolize posters are what makes these generals cancer.

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Even though we never talk about wrestling we still are leagues better than /woo/ or /plebbit/

>>1108887
> being proud of being gay
>>>/lgbt/

>>1108881
Post bank balance

>>1108886
>we
>we

>paycheck to paycheck
Didn't know this place could outdo itself in the awful meme department

>>1108894
How does it feel living in a house full of rented furniture?

>>1108896
This is an almighty shitposting community

>>1108887
Because im calling you out pussy.
Don't start crying like a faggot, if you actually like her as you say then defending her and listing 10 matches should be not only easy to do but something you're passionate about.
You're either a faggot just using her for attention or just sexually attracted to trannys.
Your move charlan fag, and quit replying to me twice, its pathetic.

>>1108881

Haven't been here in a week, what is this retarded line meant to be about?

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>1108884

I don't idolize anyone you moron.

>>1108818
Post jaw you low test babyfaced fem boy

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>>1108908
Here you go ;)

>>1108904

We get it you like Charlotte, now stop shitting up the general.

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>>1108901
>im calling you out pussy
Try not to cut anyone

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>>1108806
>>1108891
>>1108904
Sick deletions bro

>>1108901
>literally asking somebody to be a white knight
We are not all as pathetic as you, pikey.

>>1108898
>>1108902
It is literally just one very sad guy that thinks it is funny and worth forcing.
It is cringeworthy as fuck

>>1108899
Have you ever said anything funny in your whole life?

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>There are tripfags who pretend to be more than 1 tripfag

Please seek a therapist

Charlotte fag run out

Btfo

>dean mark gets btfo
>starts a shitty paycheck meme
Congrats I guess

>>1108921
>replying to me without your name and avatar
Literally all you do in every thread is whiteknight your ugly tranny you stupid cunt, so you're full of shit.
All you do is defend her looks, im asking you to defend her in ring ability and discuss why you like her, you know, actually discuss wrestling.
You just want to waifufag like a cunt obviously and know nothing about wrestling so fuck off.

>>1108919

What happened is the mod came in and banned him, and his posts got deleted, and he got exposed as samefagging all those posts and three different personas.

>>1108922
Please acquire a razor and bring it to your throat

>>1108932
Thanks John Madden

>>1108928
Ptp preceded dean mark getting btfo

>>1108932
I remember he said that there are 3 people posting charlotte in the previous general that was deleted.

Turns out it was just him. Lmao

>>1108933
Please say something slightly amusing

>>1108937
I know for a fact it wasn't just him because I was one of the people who said I liked her too

>>1108941
Posting from your phone, charliefag?

>>1108920

>>1108940
How does it feel not being able to make ends meet?

>>1108937
he blatantly posted once as two different people.
One saying hes a charlotte fag with the filename calling her chargod
then the next guy said here for based chargod with a similar filename
yet people thought there was more than one guy pretending to like charlotte.

>>1108941
> not just a homo but a schizophrenic homo

>>1108949
BEGGING YOU to stop living paycheck to paycheck

>>1108949
Yeah, and every person that posts harpGOAT or BMJ is one guy too?

>>1108945

Stop promoting autistic wrestling "channels" on here.

>>1108948
You cannot make the ends of your belt meet you unfunny fat fuck

>>1108950
Stay salty that you're incorrect, fatty.

>>1108954
Well there is evidence on charliefag samfagging on different occasions, unlike Harper or BMJ marks

>>1108957
>needing to wear belts
Please lose weight you obese animal

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IS

IT

MY

EYES

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If you could do 1 lewd indecent thing to Becky Lynch, what would it be?

>>1108962
WHEN YOU DON'T SIGN MY PAYCHECK

>>1108962
WHEN I JOBBED FOR YOU

>>1108965

Buy her a box of lucky charm cereals

>>1108961
>living paycheck to paycheck

>>1108961
All these chances and not even a slight chuckle
You arent very good at this are you

>>1108965
Cuddle with hand holding

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>>1108901
>>1108930
That other guy was not me. The reason i like Charlotte is due to her athleticism in the ring and actually being pretty good at grappling. She is also tall and muscular like any good wrestler should be. Her finisher is a cool twist on a submission lock everyone and their dog has used. Since her heel turn her promos have gotten really good and she had the perfect babyface to turn on in Becky and their feud has been the best main roster diva feud in years.

There you happy now gyppo cunt?
>>1108927
Janny timed me out for 10 mins for Ban Evasion (??)
>>1108937
There was another guy posting Charlotte in this very thread you fat cunt
>>1108943
>>1108949
>>1108950
>>1108960
The other people still aren't me faggots

>>1108962
WHEN YOU FUCKED MY SHIT

THEY ARE SO GORGEOUS

THEY'LL PUT YOU OVER ME

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>There is 1 guy who sits in /wwe/ all day with a notepad of tripcodes open pretending to be multiple tripfags

Please seek a therapist

>>1108965
>that tryhard attention seeking facial expression
She is starting to go down in my estimations desu lads

>>1108971
get a trip so I can filter you

or go back to Dean Mark

>>1108975
I got a time out as well for some reason, despite not being banned at any point. Wtf is Janny's problem?

>>1108975

>Gets banned and his posts deleted where he just got exposed posting as 3 different people

>w-w-asn't me

Reaching levels of autism that shouldn't even be possible. If this is what the rest of /sp/ saw when they came to /wwe/ threads then they were right.

>>1108979
> he also thinks his paycheck line is funny

>>1108982
Well it has been proven that janny is a airsoft guy and hates us being here, so i guess he takes out his rage by throwing timeouts and thread deletions around

>>1108980
>literally complaining about a fucking facial expression
How do you people function in the world if you are so easily triggered? Jesus Christ.

>>1108980
PLEASE
HAVE
SEX

https://youtu.be/e3T0YFtlW_U?t=108

>>1108980
Please touch a woman's skin

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>>1108983
Those other people were litteraly not me, i don't know what to say here

>>1108983
The worst we had was blissfag and his lighthearted chirpiness autism

These neo aspie tripcunt(s) are a whole new level of autism

>>1108991

Before you got banned, I told you to stop shitting up the thread. Why is it impossible for you not to do that?

>>1108993
Who died and made you the fucking boss?

>>1108993
Everyone can post here can't they?

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>There are people ITT trying their hardest to prove who is the most autistic
Are you proud of wanting a trophy made of shit?

>>1108991
I'll back you up and say one of them was me

>>1108991
Why havent you been banned for avatarfagging yet?
Mods pls

>>1108986
> literally complaining about people complaining
How do you people function in the world if you are so easily triggered? Jesus Christ.

>>1108998
Samefag. Both of you post birth certificates and bank accounts with timestamp

>>1109001
meh I don't really care it's him who's under the cosh

>>1109000
>waah waah wahh
Paycheck to paycheck etc

>>1108995

>Haven't heard this line since I was in middle school

>>1108996

You never post anything of note, you literally just spam the threads with instagram photos of Charlotte. Wtf are you trying to achieve if not to be an annoying troll? I get that I might be outgrowing this website's culture but this isn't /b/.

>>1109000
I did get a 3 day global ban for avatarposting which is why i namepost now

>>1109006
A few days ago, then?

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>>1108967
>>1108969
>>1108977
THEY

ARE

SO

GORGEOUS

>>1109007

>living Paycheck to paycheck

Enjoy your rental TV

>>1108984
18+

>>1108965
Wait for her to bend over after dropping something. Rush up. And perform cunnilingus on her before she can stand up.

>>1109010
MY SHIT IS FUCKED

>>1109006
>You never post anything of note
Welcome to /wwe/!

>>1109014
PRINCE SHITTER IS HERE

PART MAN

BUT ALL JOBBER

Save us Dean Mark

>>1109007
You still accompany 99 per cent of your 'posts' with a picture of your unattractive handsome squidward in a wig waifu though
That is avatarfagging

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>>1109006
>You never post anything of note
Is there a quality post quota now?
>>1109011
>still forcing this meme

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>>1109018
W-what could it mean?

>>1109020
>squidward in a wig
top geg

>>1108975
>Said a bunch of nothing
>did not list ten matches
>says he doesnt have to defend himself but does so anyway and fails
You obviously avoided my questions before because you know you couldn't answer it, look how long it took you to just write a bunch of nothing a child would spew.
Just like that nathan loving cuck, fucking children who know nothing about wrestling that are just waifufags
Kys you avatarfagging loser.

nice wrestling discussion

i want to kill myself and have my creamated remains sprinkled in kevin owen's food

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>>1109014
COULD

IT

BE

MY

WALK

>>1109033
Please interact with another human being

>>1109026
>this coming from a paige mark
fucking kek

>>1109031

Please have sex without crying

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>>1109024
>>1108904
Nice ban bro.

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>BREAKING NEWS
>SNOOP DOGG TO BE INDUCTED INTO THE CELEBRITY WING OF THE 2016 CLASS WWE HALL OF FAME

>>1109035
OR JUST MY LOOK

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>>1109033
>>1109024
Nice b8

It's all 1 autist after all

>>1109039
18+

>>1109020
>handsome squidward in a wig
Made me laff there man. Good job
>>1109026
Well i tried, also you forgot your trip gyppo

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>>1109047
THAT

MAKES

YOU

FREEZE

>>1109051
How much of your neighbour's internet do you steal every week?

>>1109054
AND MAKES ME LOSE

I've never had Mountain Dew am I missing out on anything?

>>1109059
No. It sucks.

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>>1109058
SUPER

GOOD

LOOKING

>>1109059
Nah, it's crap.

>>1109059
Tastes like lemon lime soda mixed with shit

>>1109061
EVERY MATCH I JOB

>>1109059
No. Mountain dew is shit.

>>1109061
EVERY MATCH A LOSS

>>1109059
I tried it years ago before the energy drink phase and it was disgusting

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BO TRAIN

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>>1109068
>>1109065
EVERYONE

LOVES

THIS

GORGEOUS

FACE

>>1109052
So I'll take that as you do not have ten matches you can list off the top of your head?
Pathetic, and you can't even avatarfag anymore, whats the point of your existence you loser cocksucker?

>>1109072
I CAN'T DENY, I LOSE A LOT

>>1109073
Please get an education and stop stealing bikes

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>>1109074
IM

EVERYTHING

THAT

YOU

ARE

NOT

>>1109078
PART MAN, BUT ALL JOBBER

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>>1109078
DON'T WORRY TYLER, YOU CAN GET YOUR CAREER BACK AND ONE DAY WIN THE WWE TITLE!

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO

IS BOOOO LIEEEEVE

>>1109073
Post top 10 paige matches

>state of this general
I'm glad the mod cucks you faggots

What is the worst WrestleMania match of all time?

>>1109088
Nah we're back now our thread gets deleted at 300 and we get a new one

>>1109090
All of them featuring celebrties

>>1109090
Cole vs Lawler is up there

>>1109084
inb4 the shitty one with her mam and >ring psychology

>>1109084
the first nxt arrival vs emma

>>1109090
every single 20 minute vince match

>>1109073
> whats the point of your existence you loser cocksucker?
Wew

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>>1109088
THIS GENERAL WILL BE GREAT ONCE MORE IF YOU ALL JUST BO LIEVE

You see Roman, I bled for this company. While you were moving furniture with your cousins, I was carrying this company singlehandedly.

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AM

I

WHAT

YOU

WANT

AM

I

WHO

YOU

FOLLOW

>>1109091
>thread hits bump limit and moves slower than the woodflip general while you wait three days to make a new one.
ftfy

>>1109090
Brock vs Goldberg
Lawler vs Cole

>>1109084
I hope you don't expect serious answers. Charliefag at least genuinely likes her. Slag Fag is an autistic meme spewer

>>1109100
Vince v Shane at X7 wasn't that bad. Probably just cause of the amazing Zombie Linda Performance though

>>1109107
you're living in the past

this is a new era now we reached a compromise

OWWWWWWWW HAVE MERCY

What is an example of an actual, non meme burial by Triple H?

Protip: there isn't one

>>1109116
Booker T
RVD

>>1109116
Booker

>>1109090
>unironically discussing wrestling

18+

>>1109111
Even if I don't get a serious answer I'd seriously like to see someone attempt to put together a list of paige's top 10 matches just to laugh at it.

>>1109116
Booker T and RVD from the top of my head

>>1109090
In terms of the size of the match in comparison to how the actual match was

The breaking of The Streak is by far one of the worst all time

>>1109116
Not letting Booker T go over at Wrestlemania.

Going over CM Punk randomly.

>>1109116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biDecnMIE9U

>>1109116
Punk
Booker
RVD

>>1109118
>being an anti-contrarian demi-pseudo neo-transsmark

18+

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Why DID the Rock go over CM Punk?

>>1109130
why not

>charlie autist gets told to defend Charlotte
>he does so
>SlagFag gets asked the same thing
>he fucks off
Lmao

>>1109130
Vince has a samoan fetish

>>1109130
>living paycheck to paycheck

>>1109130
He's a bigger draw.

>>1109116
Booker
RVD
Stink

>>1109130
Rock had to "stay strong" for his Cena match

>>1109120
I'm sorry mate. My shitpost meter is full for today.

>>1109116
Not a huge one but when Edge was the top face in smackdown he rocked up and kicked him off the spot.

>>1109130
Twice in a lifetime maggle

>>1109133
He's googleing Paige matches to write down.

>>1109138
sting asked for it thougn

>>1109130
Because Cena is a mark and wanted to get his win back

>>1109140
18+

>>1109021
>Is there a quality post quota now?

Yeah and spamming pictures of this tranny is way below the bar. So are you going to answer the question or do you just want to admit you're an autistic attention starved troll?

>>1109142
Sit down, mark.

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DON'T TRY TO FIGHT IT

YOU CAN'T DENY

THIS IS PERFECTION

PERSONIFIED

>>1109148
18+

>>1109148
What question? Also
>le tranny meme
Funny lad

>>1109130

Cause he's a bigger draw than him

Genuine question for those who come here on a regular basis.

Why?

>>1109155

What do you achieve by being an attention whore on an anonymous anime imageboard?

>>1109148
>living paycheck to paycheck

>>1109158
It hurts so good

>>1109162
Please purchase your own furniture

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>>1109158
#greatestbrosintheworld

i love this community

based charlotte getting the smarks worked again

Why are basically all of the WWE divas hideous face-wise besides Lana? All of them have some huge defects, like Natalya having a man chin, Bellas looking like Khali, Bliss like rat, etc

>>1109162
I don't know what i achive posting here. What do you achive by posting here?

>>1109165
i work in the kitchens at ikea

ama

>>1109084
>being this new
I have posted them before so ill go aheadand do it again
>AJ Lee vs Paige: Summer Slam,
excellent match, the story told in the ring was phenomenal
>Paige vs Emma for the NXT womens championship:
Very crisp match with a great finish, started the divas revolution
>Britani Knight vs Saraya knight WAW OO:
Ring psychology 101 here, great mother vs daughter storyline, 5 star match, all time classic
>Paige vs Aj Lee HiaC
Solid follow up, they just continue pulling off 5 star matches with excellent storytelling, all the divas need to check this one out and take notes
>Britani Knight vs Blue Nikita
Very great crisp match, straight up wrestling clinic
>Paige vs Nathan wwe main event:
Very underappreciated gem for the diva championship, one of the best matches nathan ever had thanks to paige carrying her, solid storytelling
>Britani Knight vs Violet o Hara
Crisp match with some of the best hard hitting womens wrestling you'll ever see
>Paige vs Nikki Raw 3/15
Despite the weak finish a very solid match with great storytelling
>Paige vs Aj Lee battleground
Best of the trilogy, quite possibly the greatest divas match of all time, ring psychology, ring awareness, storytelling, workrate, everything is 10/10 a MUST WATCH
>Paige vs Alicia fox Raw in UK 2014
Paige lost but this match was a clinc, great finish, underappreciated gem

I could go on but none of you kids understand any of the terms i threw out there and will just meme anyway

>>1109101
>>1109111
>samefagging so horribly
18+
>>1109140
The nathan mark who cant even list one match trying to act smug
18+ you're probably just another identity for the charlanfag

>>1109169
Lana has a face like a smacked arse.

>>1109158

I used to come to /wwe/ everyday when it was still on /sp/. Don't get me wrong, it was awful but what's going on right now has superseded it.

This is the first time I'm here this month cause it's wrestlemania week, and I already see a bunch of unfunny autists are hard at work trying to entertain themselves cause everyone knows they can't get their fix from WWE.

>>1109175
B A S E D

>>1109175
Love you too m8

>>1109171

So you're practically admitting to be autistic

>>1109175
>litteraly seeing me everywhere
Seek help

>>1109175
>AJ Lee vs Paige
Opinion discarded. Their feud was steaming, hot, melting dog shit.
>crisp
>crisp
>ring psychology
>workrate
Why would you go to all this effort just to be an epic memer?

>>1109090
Undertaker vs Giant Gonzalez

>>1109158
I do, this kind of ironic shitposting makes me laugh

>>1109189
Poes law though

>>1109106
I TRIED TO FIGHT IT

VINCE SAID DON'T TRY IT

YOU ARE A JOBBER

PERSONIFIED

>>1109188
Giant Gonzalez hall of fame when

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>>1109175

>ring psychology
>ring awareness
>storytelling
>awareness

>>1109190
I understand there are people who are honestly extremely autistic, but most of it is shitposting

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PIERCING

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A

CHISELED

JAW

>>1109175
>this list
I'm conflicted. On the one hand, nobody could actually ever consider anything Paige has ever done as 5 stars. Nobody. On the other, there was some work put into this. Would a troll go to this length?

remember when they hyped charlie sheen hosting raw for a month and it was just 3 1 minute long skype segments

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>>1109175

>An autist typed all this out in an epic bid to be an epin troll

I don't think we've gone far enough, we're just getting started

>>1109175
Terrible list full of unremarkable filler matches.

>Britani Knight vs Saraya Knight WAW OO
>5 star match
>all time classic
The state of English "wrestling"

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>>1109186
>no avatar
you're a bore, literally nothing going for you if you're not defending your ugly tranny pictures.
Time to switch to a new "gimmick" you pathetic underaged faggot
>>1109187
>>1109194
wew, exactly like i said, i know you guys only started watching wwe in 2014 and never seen anything past raw and nxt but maybe brush up on your terms and learn what they mean before calling them memes you cockbreathed yellow rat bastards
>>1109197
18+

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MOLDED

BY

THE

GODS

WITHOUT

A

FLAW

>>1109158
I live a sad pathetic life

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>awareness
>crisp

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>>1109203

>crisp ring psychology

>>1109158
I've posted here so long there isn't much point in stopping now

plus it's pretty funny as long as you don't try to argue about anything, which is an exercise in frustration

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How will WWE embarrass themselves this "going home" RAW

>>1109203
>crisp ring psychology awareness
Kek, smarky's first month

>>1109210
inb4 they literally repeat the spot but with Haitch instead of Brock

>>1109185
Sorry mate i can't tell you what i get out of posting on a Siri lankian fuzzyfelt forum
>>1109203
Well mate im trying to get the janny of my back and i will return to Charlotte posting soon, maybe in the RAW thread later tonight. Feels good knowing that you miss it though <3

>>1109210
This segment was based

The Roman Empire rising in the face of the Beast Incarnate, showing no fear and grappling with destiny itself.

I had shivers.

>>1109203
>yellow
We aren't discussing your teeth, you worthless limey gypsy.

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>>1109216
>Siri lankian

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>>1109204
CAN YOU FEEL THE PRESCENSE

OF GREATNESS NEAR

THIS HAIRLESS LOOK

PRINCE PRETTYS HERE

>>1109210

>Mfw go-home show to Survivor Series was a divas contract signing where Paige drew heat by insulting someone's dead brother

Expect to be disappointed

>>1109216
Shit, I totally forgot Raw was tonight.

>>1108720
Ugly trap.

>>1109210
IM TAKIN BACK MY TITLE AND I AM GONNA SHOW YOU WHO THE REAL AUTHORITY IS AND YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT

>>1109216

>Can't explain his impulsive desire to spam threads with hoodrat selfies

So it's autism then eh?

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SUPER GOOD LOOKING

EVERY HAIR N PLACE

EVERYONE LOVES

THIS GORGEOUS FACE

>>1109223
It was such a weird reference as well

why would the average casual know that Charlotte's brother committed suicide?

>>1109223
But her story telling
her crisp awareness of mic psychology

>>1109210
Reigns stalks and beats up Steph and steals the belt from Haitches house,

>>1109229

Ric Flair himself didnt know they'd be using his son to build up a feud that never even got a proper conclusion. This company is truly awful.

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>>1109228
YOU CAN'T DENY

MY "BEAUTY" SHOTS

>>1109216
><3
kill yourself you pathetic cunt.
You've already been cucked by me, I'll continue making sure you get banned every time you avatarfag like a loser.
Unless of course you can list your top ten charlan matches with a reason why you like each like an adult would and not like a baby
>ex. i wike this mash because it was really fun
No you fucking child
>ex. this match was very solid, they told a very good story of the struggle of trying to win a match with an elbow injury received during the match, very good selling by the competitor..
Yes, this is how an adult who has an informed opinion about wrestling talks about his interests.
>>1109230
Mocks what he doesn't understand like a butthurt child
pathetic, 18+

>>1109210
Reigns kicks down Triple H's door, takes his wife, steals the food off his daughter's plates and goes on a drive with his car

>>1108965
Become her panty.

>>1109236
Goddamn, this fucking crisp trolling. Amazing chan psychology.
>Paige vs. Her mum? Easily 5 stars.

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h-here's the thing game

you talk about authority all da time

well heres the thing

that title around your shoulder

thats your authority, that's the symbol hunter

not the suit, not the tie

the title my man

and here's the truth and you betta believe dat

this sunday, wrestlemania 32, i'm walking into dallas texas as roman reigns but i'm walking out as the authority

you know why game

because at wrestlemania 32, I t-take the title from YOU!

and i see you grinning game but come wrestlemania you won't be grinning because

it's GAME OVER

BELIEVE

THAT

>>1108991
Quit posting that ugly man looking thing.

>>1109236
So to tell you why i like something i need to spew buzzwords and memes like you. Ok senpai ill remember that

>>1109234
I wouldn't mind them doing this if flair was notified and gave the go ahead but the fact that he didn't know is a bit dodgy

>>1109241
I am the authority now game

>>1109241
You forgot the obligatory MORE LIKE THE LAME

is RAW 1am tonight?

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U CALL URSELF THE GAME

THATS FUNNY

CUZ STANDING HERE U LOOKING MORE LIKE THE LAME MY MAN

SUFFERIN SUCCOTASH U GOTTA BALEE DAT

>>1109244
You need the awareness man

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>>1109247

Yes. Just like usual Brit friend who stays up till 4 am to watch Big E gyrate on the ropes.

>>1109247
Yes

>>1109248

HHH is my favorite natty wrestler, closely followed by Ryback and Scott Steiner.

>>1109252
>crisp
>not a buzzword

>>1109252
>!
18+
need to grasp that right amount of crispness with your posts

>>1109250

>anyone staying up to watch stale day

what is this 2015

>>1109241
That would be one of the best promos he's ever cut if it was real

Anyone else at Raw right now? The beards are starting their chants

>>1109241
This isn't even a bad promo

>awareness

What did he mean by this?

>>1109262
it ties into the psychology of knowing the position of these four ropes

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You see Roman, you and I... we aren't so different.

We're both at the top of our game. We both are the best of our respective generations. I respect you Roman. You almost have it all...

But here's the thing Roman, you don't have that killer instinct. You can't get the job done Roman. It won't change. Just like your buddy Deano Roman, he challenged Authority but I beat his ass Roman.

You see Roman, I don't think it's dawned upon you. I'm not just the authority standing here, with this suit and this tie. I'm not just the business man.

I'm the Authority in that ring Roman.

You know why? Because in that ring... I'm not the business man, I'm not the COO, I'M THE FOURTEEN TIME WORLD CHAMPION. I'M THE RING GENERAL. I'M THE LEADER OF EVOLUTION. I'M THE MAN WHO TOOK A DAMN TANK TO WCW AND SHUT THAT PLACE DOWN.

IN THAT RING ROMAN, I'M THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN, THE KING OF KINGS.

I AM THE GAME ROMAN.

So you better smarten up by Wrestlemania because you ain't challenging authority. You're challenging the Game.

You're grinning now but you, like all these fan favourites, you all bow down to the king.

At Wrestlemania Roman... it ends.

>RAW is in muh city tonight

Can't even be arsed lads. What a horrific show. Wouldn't even go for free.

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>yfw RAW opens with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-swF-ycY-XE again

YOU SEE ROMAN

THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS

AND QUITE FRANKLY

THE THING IS

>>1109268
>Now that's a real man

>>1109267
Yeah I was offered tickets but i declined.

>>1109268
>not just watching the youtube videos after RAW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySXG4IVSN9g

>>1109267
You should've come down, BMJ is gonna make his triumphant return

Anyone having Easter dinner today?

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>>1109266

How many of Haitch's buzzwords can you count for the remainder of this promo?

https://youtu.be/6hcKjU2Y3YI?t=636

>>1109275
>celebrating the resurrection of a fictional character

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>>1109248
You think he can put his legs together or does his muscles he in the way.

>>1109275
Easter was yesterday mate

>>1109268
>mfw

>>1109273
>WhatCulture Wrestling

>>1109277
Whats the point of pulling the arms back if BMJ straight away pulls them to his face. At least wait till your closer to the mat if you're gonna do it.

>>1109277
>here's the thing
>this business
>this business
>business
>this is not business, this is personal
>i tried to keep it business
>not the businessman, not the coo...
>not the game
>JUST A MAN
>A MAN THAT IS GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS

This is the promo that spawned the Haitch buzzword meme promo

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>>1109175
>they just continue pulling off 5 star matches with excellent storytelling
this cannot be real

It doesn't feel like Wrestlemania.

>>1109292

YOU MADE THIS INTO A PERSONAL ISSUE

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>seth rollins has a small pecker

>>1109278
>he doesn't mark when taker's music hits

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One of the best clothesline sells ever?

>>1109300
Bradshaw probably shoot knocked him out desu

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>Too young to say dick so I say pecker

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We need new, more original meme names for the Shieldshitters.
Deanetty and Jasethy are shit. We don't even have a solid one for Roman – "Ramen" and "bbgurl" aren't used exclusively insultingly.

I propose:

>Dean Ambrose = Jarvis Liquid-Shit
Because he has the skinny body of a runty outlaw. Also he's shit.

>Seth Rollins = The 2.4 Outlaw
Because he's a spot-monkey outlaw vanillashitter who drew a fucking 2.4.

>Roman Reigns = The Big Slog.
Because his segments are a slog (this one is my pride).

Thoughts? Feedback?

>>1109306
Too complicated

>>1109292
This really feels like just-another-ppv-night really.

Fuck, this is horrible thus far

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>>1109300
Neville selling the clothesline from KO was great.

>I don't have the webm