Birdys Flying In Front Of Cars For Amusement

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>>2346010
The two birds in question made it safely to the other side. As do about 99% of the birds who do this stupid shit.

Last summer a bright red male cardinal did this shit to me and I ended up killing him with the grill of my car.

>>2346010

Another shit thread about OMG I KILLED/ABUSED ANIMALS GUIZ

>>2343077
>>2343513
>>2345421
>>2343313

Get a new shtick.

yer gonna start posting happy furry critters doing funny things that make us laugh or you'll post nothing at all

We have a happy board culture full of joy and you're gonna get with the goddam program or get sage/reported. No exceptions.No objections. No weird or provocative/politically immoral solicitations.

Now delete this goddam monstrosity of a shit thread-for-attention, find some fuzzy kittens playing with yarn and post that pic asking how cute they are like a normal person.

Everything here is happy and nice and you're gonna fucking get used to it or else get saged, reported, doxxed and referred to authorities in your range for potential abuse and cruelty.

This is /an/ and we aren't fucking around. Fuzzy happy critters now or you'll be hunted down like the likely animal abuser you are exposed to the world for whatever monstrosities you're responsible for.

>>2346010

>posting random pic from Daily Mail complete with URL in pic file name

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2584954/Caught-camera-Pigeon-drag-races-against-cars-crowded-Australian-freeway-speeds-90km-h-55mph.html

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/03/20/article-0-1C6F035A00000578-302_634x310.jpg

They aren't even trying anymore.

>>2346024
Is this your way of asking for 500 new gore/abuse threads? Because that's what you're doing.

>>2346039

The sooner we smoke the vermin out, the better. Summer is coming. We're gonna need a purge anyways.

>>2346043
>we
who we?
>>>/b/

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>>2346024

Brother, you need to take a chill pill. I was just asking if anyone knows anything about this phenomena I've witnessed.

>>2346026

Yes, that picture was not OC. But I google searched for literally 10s of minutes and this was the closed picture I could find to express the situation.

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>>2346057
>>2346058

Its okay, Im done trolling. But thanks for playing. It was fun.

>>2346010
It's because they're not good at processing the speeds that cars are moving at, especially when the cars spook them. They either misjudged the time they had to get across the road, or they panicked.

Some of them could be catching insects

>>2346097
>Haha, Totally not a retard! Just trolling, Haha. You got trolled haha, Erekt. Get the camera mom XD :^) dankmemes dude.