You are on your way to home. Suddenly you see this fucking bird

bIG PUNCH

Say:
>Why do you wear that stupid bird suit?

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>>2336746
Save the princess

looks like a pelican sorta
their native here so wouldnt be anything out of ordinary

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>>2336794
Are you sure?

present it with a lungfish as a gift so it won't murder me

It's probably just trying to figure out if I'm a human, so it's fine.

>>2336746
Shoot it and have a delectable dinner

>>2336746
Wave a munchkin in front of it, then chuck it in the other direction. Rinse repeat until you enter the door, then throw the entire box out.

"Are you a human?"

>>2336746
Turn 720 degrees and walk away

>>2336791
I unironically enjoyed that game. The only thing I specifically remember disliking about was opening chest times and aiming my sword at the sky to charge it or whatever that was.

lol il punch him and shoot him because im really tough its just a dumb bird

Fling poop at it

Bow and shake my head at it like that cute jap girl at the zoo

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He's only staring at you for the sake of staring interesting things, not that it's angry or something. It's just his neutral look which happens unfortunately to look grumpy.

I would bow down to him, and if he bow down to me too, then I would get near to him and caress every part of his body, including the head and the wings.

I wish I had a shoebill as my pet.

>>2336751
top kek

I know your probably gone for ever but this cheered my day up so much

>>2336746 Proper shoebill etiquette is to bow. I have no bill to clack in response though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4qiM8fn-qw

>>2336853
the mystical jewbird

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>>2337202
>>2337919
I knew I would find Shoebillfags here.

>>2337497
Their proportions are unsettling. The head looks 3 times bigger than it should be compared to the body.
Even whoever drew >>2337919 thought so.

>>2336746
Bow to it to show respect.

>>2337919
Goddammit, Japan! Someone get the rolled up newspaper, Japan is doing it again!

>>2336746
AA-12 and an exorcist.

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>>2338664
Shoebills are cute but they freak me out a little.

>>2337919
me on the right

>>2336746
Genuflect

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>>2336746
pet the burd

Take him to my cafe and feed him the lunch special, hoping to get into his magazine.

>>2340293

>OP doesn't know that shoe bills are freindly

>>2340293

Wow look at that.

i guess size matters. His behavior doesnt seem so birdy. It seems intelligent enough to have some personality, judging by the slower but deliberate reactions.

>>2340625
They seem to be generally the most pleasant bird to be around. Not noisy, willing to accept human contact, can probably survive in most moderate environments.

>>2336794
Turns out they actually are related to pelicans.

>>2340647
>willing to accept human contact

Interesting. Technically, that would make him more humanoid than me.

I sort of feel bad for animals unafraid of humans, It usually doesnt end well for such animals.

Thank you for the tip. I will look for yt vids about them now. It sounds like a pleasant animal to learn about.

...

Well, I was unable to find a single quality vid. But I found a lot of ho-hum clips. Here, you can hear one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4qiM8fn-qw

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>>2337004
>I unironically enjoyed that game

>>2336746

Slap it for being a cunt parent/sibling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ArjlPAU_X4

>>2340780
It is not like it is different from humans aborting girls.

>>2341059
That's scary.

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>>2341060
Why? It's just a bird airing out it's wings.
Nature has much, much more scary stuff than that.

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>>2341063

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>>2340171
Uhm can anyone tell me why shoebills can push their spines out their bill?

>>2340171
Looks like one of the worms from Tremors

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>>2341248
To stretch or something most likely

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>>2341279
Holy shit I had no idea this pic existed. Perfect

>>2336746
whatcha doin' burd?

>>2341280
Anon this is the wrong board for this. I would suggest trying these boards:
>>>/co/ aka comics and CARTOONS
>>>/b/ talks about almost anything I think but alot of lewd there.
>>>/trash/ would probably be better but your most likely going to end up getting lewd stuff posted if you get replies.

Also threads with only one posted image are usually treated as requests and bannable AFAIK. Should familiarize yourself with some of the rules silly anon.

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>>2341289
thingken of birb stuff

>>2337202
I want to hug Shoebill!

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>>2337984
Crested Ibis is better

>>2337004
What about Navi 2.0 aka Fi?

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Drop trou and start diamond mining

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>>2336746
Engage in the most intense staring contest I've ever had in my life.

I actually think Shoebills are pretty cute because of how goofy they look, but they can be pretty horrifying at times. I love Japan's weird obsession with them.

>tfw not having a bird but the gf is still causing horrible shoe bills

>>2341645
Control your woman

>>2341645
kek

>>2341059

Is that Edinburgh zoo?

>>2341063
the weak should fear the weak

>>2336754
why do you wear that stupid man suit?

Dammit /an/, now I want a shoebill as a pet

>>2336853
what is this from?

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>>2336746
Stare back.

>>2340279
Underrated

>>2340780
What if people could go and get the rejected ones and raise them? We could domesticate the shoebill in no time and have giant birds in the house and everywhere. There could potentially be twice as many shoebills as there are now.

>>2345298
they're an everloving bitch to raise in captivity which is why you don't see shoebills in zoos often (in addition to being rare and expensive animals to procure regardless of memes).

you will never be able to own one as a pet, unless you own many acres of land and have a couple hundreds gs to blow on caregivers and enclosures. This is assuming you could ever get your hands on one in the first place which is laughable considering they're a threatened species. I know >muh pet everything is the vogue on /an/ right now but you can't own everything, anon.

https://sci-hub.cc/10.1111/j.1748-1090.2012.00186.x

>>2345338

Ah the heck with that. I know a cargo pilot with connections, and my basement is plenty big. I probably wasnt gonna finish it anyhow.

>>2345338
Wow, way to bring everyone down Captain Bringdown.

>>2344059
Fucking beat me to it

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>>2341063

>>2337919
I want to rape Shoebill.

>>2340767
>Skyward Sword is bad

Nice bandwagon opinion there, guy. Try forming your own at some point.

>>2347190
Why rape? Don't you want to be wanted?

>>2347219
It's okay to have bad opinions. Just keep them to yourself next time.

>>2347184
kek

Run to the hills!

Karate chop that beak

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https://youtu.be/4ArjlPAU_X4

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>>2349220
damn

any info on who actually pays the shoebills?

>>2349560
Husbands, am I right fellas?

>>2336746
beware the honking jew and there schemes

>>2336746
give him all my money before he robs me I guess

>>2337919
10/10 would fuck both. Me on the right.

>>2347184
The weak should fear the strong.