Is there any reason that semen would be bad for my fish?
I have fed my guppies some of my sperm on several occasions, and they go absolutely nuts (no pun intended) over it. It's so funny to watch.
Well sperm are basically free protein, kind of like you eating an egg, so it's unsurprising that they like it.
Unless you have something infectious that can be dangerous to them I don't think it's any harm.
what the fuck kind of point are you even trying to make
Its bad because it contains land animal protiens and fats. Which is very different to aquatic/marine fats and proteins. This is why you find foods that contain less land animal contents and more marine protein. Also land animals tend to have a higher fat to protein ratio, so your fish can develop bloat or some kind of intestinal blockage. So all in all you can technically get away with feeding human sperm for a short duration. But over a long period of time it wouod cause nutritional failures in your fish due to their inability to properly absorb nutrients from land animals.
Also you must be pretty fucked up if you cant just drop a chunk of blanched veggies. Also guppies tend to eat algae, so you can actually leave your lights on and grow some, they will nibble on that in between feedings. Also if you must have land animal products just put a piece of hard boiled egg yolk in there. That will get them through the hard times.
Its called inter-species erotica, fuck-o.
Also in alot of states in the US its not really all that illegal. Technically in my state up north, its not exactly illegal to have sex with cows or livestock. It sure is looked down uppon in society, but still not illegal.
I only know this cuz i have a very weird uncle that likes sheeps, or goats.
Also to stay out of this kind of sticky situation, they could try and set up a mosquito larvae bin outside during spring or late summer. Or maybe start an indoor brine shrimp hatchery. But thats just me. I try to let nature do my work for me.
Well, technically he could feed the brine shrimps his seamen?? Like they did in southpark, he can then be the king of his seapeople and wage war against the mosquito non believers!?!? Idk, im just thinking of the fish. I figured since OP is jerking off anyways, he wasn't gonna stop. Just maybe he will think twice before feeding it directly to the fish. Thier biology isn't designed for it long term.
There's plenty ways to collect insects to feed your fish, earthworms chopped up often even bring fish into breeding mode. Maggots are very easy to farm if your fish are large enough, so are fruit fly if they are small, if you have a garden a water container can easily be used to farm daphnia the shrimps you can buy as live food in pet shops. All are far more sustainable than pet food, and I'm sure the diseases my tropical fish used to get occasionaly where from the food as they had no problems since switching to fresh or live food but it may be as simple as their life enjoyment improved once being able to hunt.
If feeding semen to fish is insane and/or qualifies as bestiality then so does eating caviar.
Please include me in the leddit screencap
Just waiting for OP's fishtank's filter to get clogged just like the drainage does when you masturbate in the shower.
At least the fish swallows...
the """"meme""""" abstinence that this site has been suffering has pushed its users to make fake stories
although this kind of threads have been made some other times, then it would have been either ignored or mocked at, whereas now its praised and forced to become funny
Op you got stick your dick in their tank too. And ya gotta call them a whore
Maybe too much protein is dangerous and causes kidney damage. Google for sperm protein content and see if it's too far off from what they eat usually. I wouldn't do it for too long op,sperm isn't just protein. It has shit like sugars and stuff.
1st thread on /an/ and you guys have me hooked. Fuckin kek'd me brains out.
Gotta make use of this book at some point.