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Is there any reason that semen would be bad for my fish? I have

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Is there any reason that semen would be bad for my fish?

I have fed my guppies some of my sperm on several occasions, and they go absolutely nuts (no pun intended) over it. It's so funny to watch.
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>>2299943
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>>2299945
I'm poor and running low on fish food and it seemed crazy enough to make sense at the time. Sperm are like little swimming fish, no? So they can get prayed on by larger ones.
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>>2299943
Well sperm are basically free protein, kind of like you eating an egg, so it's unsurprising that they like it.
Unless you have something infectious that can be dangerous to them I don't think it's any harm.
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>even OPs fish are faggots
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>>2299948
Fish food is cheap and easy to steal.
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>>2299954
Stealing is wrong.
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>>2299955
So is jerking off into your aquarium.
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>>2299956
It's not wrong if they like it (which they seem to) and if it's not harmful (which I'm trying to establish).
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>>2299958
It's still bestiality, which is considered wrong unless you are some israeli goatfucker.
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>>2299956
>>2299958
Also I didn't jerk off into the aquarium, I did it into a container then transferred a portion to the aquarium.
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>>2299959
>bestiality
How is op's case in any way bestiality? He's not raping the fish, he doesn't directly fap to them and he doesn't even force them to eat the cum.
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>>2299960
wow okay that changes everything

who the fuck is even too poor to pay 3 bucks for fish food
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>>2299962
Is it rape when I secretly put semen in my gf's food?
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>>2299963
>when
*if

I meant if.
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>>2299963
That most certainly falls under some kind of abuse and the police wouldn't just laugh it off.
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>>2299966
Yes but how would they ever learn about it? That's the beauty of the system.
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>>2299943
You have a mental disability
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>aww yes bitch suck my cock and swallow my cum you whore
>wtf op feeding semen to fish is evil you belong in prison

Really makes you think.
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>>2299985
what the fuck kind of point are you even trying to make
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>>2299943
What the actual fuck, man?
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>>2299943
Its bad because it contains land animal protiens and fats. Which is very different to aquatic/marine fats and proteins. This is why you find foods that contain less land animal contents and more marine protein. Also land animals tend to have a higher fat to protein ratio, so your fish can develop bloat or some kind of intestinal blockage. So all in all you can technically get away with feeding human sperm for a short duration. But over a long period of time it wouod cause nutritional failures in your fish due to their inability to properly absorb nutrients from land animals.


Also you must be pretty fucked up if you cant just drop a chunk of blanched veggies. Also guppies tend to eat algae, so you can actually leave your lights on and grow some, they will nibble on that in between feedings. Also if you must have land animal products just put a piece of hard boiled egg yolk in there. That will get them through the hard times.
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>>2299956
Kek
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>>2300002
>hard times.
I see what you did there
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>>2299959
>Beastiality
Its called inter-species erotica, fuck-o.

Also in alot of states in the US its not really all that illegal. Technically in my state up north, its not exactly illegal to have sex with cows or livestock. It sure is looked down uppon in society, but still not illegal.

I only know this cuz i have a very weird uncle that likes sheeps, or goats.
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>>2300000
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>>2300005
Also to stay out of this kind of sticky situation, they could try and set up a mosquito larvae bin outside during spring or late summer. Or maybe start an indoor brine shrimp hatchery. But thats just me. I try to let nature do my work for me.
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>>2300015
>sticky situation
you did it again
I'm on to your games
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>>2300015
>they could try and set up a mosquito larvae bin outside during spring or late summer. Or maybe start an indoor brine shrimp hatchery
how would that get him off?
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>>2300018
Well, technically he could feed the brine shrimps his seamen?? Like they did in southpark, he can then be the king of his seapeople and wage war against the mosquito non believers!?!? Idk, im just thinking of the fish. I figured since OP is jerking off anyways, he wasn't gonna stop. Just maybe he will think twice before feeding it directly to the fish. Thier biology isn't designed for it long term.
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>>2299956
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>>2299943
There's plenty ways to collect insects to feed your fish, earthworms chopped up often even bring fish into breeding mode. Maggots are very easy to farm if your fish are large enough, so are fruit fly if they are small, if you have a garden a water container can easily be used to farm daphnia the shrimps you can buy as live food in pet shops. All are far more sustainable than pet food, and I'm sure the diseases my tropical fish used to get occasionaly where from the food as they had no problems since switching to fresh or live food but it may be as simple as their life enjoyment improved once being able to hunt.
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put me in the screen cap
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If feeding semen to fish is insane and/or qualifies as bestiality then so does eating caviar.
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>>2299943
Please include me in the leddit screencap
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>>2299955
Nothing wrong with practicing your thievery skills
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>>2300029
Good?
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>>2300038
no you fucking idiot, what retarded logic is that
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>>2300043
Lame
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>>2300043
>>2300039
Fuck you
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>>2300044
>fish eating human reproductive cells is bad, said the human munching on fish reproductive cells
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milt
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>>2300049
>Hey farmer Bill, mind if I buy some eggs for lunch?
>No problem kid!
>Hey farmer Bill, mind if I jerk off into your chicken's water tray?
>*cocks shotgun*
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>>2300057
that's just a problem of social ettiquette regarding other people's belongings
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>Anon what the hell are you doing?!
>j-just feeding the fish haha
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>>2300057
I wouldn't like some guy giving any random seed to my chickens either.
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>>2300046
here's how to reddit screencap
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>>2299956
>eww sex is icky.
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>>2300065
needs more reaction images
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>>2300065
Thanks, Now I'll go post it on /r/4chan for the karma
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>>2300082
ready to downvote with 10 accounts kid
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>>2299943
Go back to /b/ you fucking weirdo
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>>2300092
it's not /b/ tier until he posts pics or even a webm
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>>2300038
well put.. both are legitimately fucked
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Well, /an/ has met a new low.
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>>2300065
2/10 needs more reactions
>>2299980
>>2299986
and
>>2299992
for a start
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>>2299943
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>I only know this cuz i have a very weird uncle that likes sheeps, or goats.
Don't worry anon your secrets safe with me
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The screencap needs to involve more of these we quality posts
>>2299963
>>2299964
>>2299966
>>2299974
>>2299980
>>2300038
>>2300049
>>2300057
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>>2299943
>>2300002
Also semen has a lot of zinc and some chlorine in it, which isn't great to be feeding fish.
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>>2299950
might fuck up the pH or the high levels of nucleic acids and salt could also be bad for them
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>>2299963
>>2299964
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freudian_slip
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>>2299943
Ew. Thats gross. What if your parents indirectly fed you cum because they had no food in the house. Hmm...Perhaps they did.
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>>2300428
>"Honey, my nut wasn't very big this time. You think you could manage to squirt a little something in there?"
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Just waiting for OP's fishtank's filter to get clogged just like the drainage does when you masturbate in the shower.
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Why?
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>>2299943
Please stop with the golden replies guys, The screencap is getting larger
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>>2299948
This confirms this post is b8
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At least the fish swallows...
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>>2299943
That's a weird fetish you have their OP
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>>2300633
>weird fetish
oxymoron
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>>2301398
That would imply that fetishes aren't weird.
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>>2301443
My fetish is sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.
How's that weird?
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>>2300008
>I have a wierd uncle
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>>2301445
Just informed the sex police about this post.
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>>2300008
Nice clerks 2 reference
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>>2299986
>gorilla
>forest animal
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>>2300038
consider the following posters are always the worst
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>this entire thread
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>>2302422
It really isn't that funny
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the """"meme""""" abstinence that this site has been suffering has pushed its users to make fake stories
although this kind of threads have been made some other times, then it would have been either ignored or mocked at, whereas now its praised and forced to become funny
depressing
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>>2300040
Nope, especially if its from a big corp ;)
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kek, enjoy giving you fish diabetes
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>>2299943
>he fell for the mermaid meme
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>this entire thread
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Op you got stick your dick in their tank too. And ya gotta call them a whore
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>>2299960
>a portion
W-where'd you put the rest...?
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This is some of the best shit I've seen in a while.
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Maybe too much protein is dangerous and causes kidney damage. Google for sperm protein content and see if it's too far off from what they eat usually. I wouldn't do it for too long op,sperm isn't just protein. It has shit like sugars and stuff.
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1st thread on /an/ and you guys have me hooked. Fuckin kek'd me brains out.
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And that's how a sperm whales is formed!
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>>2304514
Gotta make use of this book at some point.
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>>2299943
God bless OP
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