i just got a pinktoe tarantula

Squish it

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>>2141002
hey fuck you

>>2140998
You can pick it up and prod her slightly I guess. She might get a little antsy though.

>does she even care about me???
uhh... sure I guess

>>2140998
>does she even care about me
I'm not sure to which degree arthropods even understand that humans are animals. To them, larger animals are probably just considered ground to walk on, and potentially also a source of nutrition.

>>2141008
>>2141013
im going to be alone forever with nothing but this ball of soulless, poisonous hair to keep me company im going to have to marry her im going to have to make love to her she is going to be the last thing i see and she doesnt even care goddaMNIT

>>2141005
No fuck you vermin lover

>>2141015
She's not soulless and I'm sure she loves you very much!

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>>2141017
i will feed u to her.

>>2141018
<3

>>2141015
> poisonous

>>2140998
>>2141015

>>>/r9k/

No, Avicularia are very skittish and won't stand for the advances of a drooling NEET. Wait for her to shed, and if you rack up enough good boy points maybe she'll let you hug her old skin at night whilst crying yourself to sleep.

These are the kind of questions you ask before you get a tarantula.