Shit guys, found this little crowbro by the side of the road,

>>2131057
Get him to vet. they might be able to put him together.

>>2131057
Take him to a vet or zoo you retard.

>>2131057
vet or kill him

>>2131059
>retard
>suggests taking it to a zoo

>>2131057
plz take crowbro to vet

>>2131058
>>2131059
>>2131060

Called three vets and wildlife conservation things already bros, their vets are unavailable and they told me they'll call again but it's been 2 hours

>>2131061
they usually have facilities there to deal with things like this. It's not retarded at all.

>>2131063
kill it, it's in pain

>>2131063
>called a vet during work hours
>unavailable

how are they still in business?

>>2131057
did you try googling?

>>2131066
yeah wtf

>>2131057
Make sure he has food and water if nothing else. You could try bandaging the leg yourself. This is definitely a fatal injury for a wild animal, so it's unlikely that you'll be able to help much.
Even if you're a fucking amazing animal nurse, the stress of being taken away from the habitat is usually too much for wild birds.
That is to say, if the injury doesn't kill it, stress probably will. No harm in trying, though, anon! You have a big heart

>>2131057
probably just feed him,
dont stress him an try to let leg fix itself
>wont be able to squat but if you keep him you can have him on your shoulder like a pirate

>>2131069
>try bandaging the leg yourself

no, don't do that. It needs surgery, don't fuck it up even more

>>2131061
I used to live literally 10 minutes walk from a zoo. They had a wildlife centre for injured native animals to be brought in and treated. Sorry you're an ignorant faggot.

>>2131061
pick one

>>2131071
>Implying any vet will perform free surgery on a wild crow

>>2131074
>implying no vet will
>implying you can't pay for it if they don't

take it to an animal hospital you tard. Prepare to pay big bucks for him else they will just put him down.

>>2131074
OP here

One of the vets called, I'm off to get crowbro fixed.

Yeah I'll probably have to pay. Got 50€ on me, do you think he'll charge more?

>tfw Greek
>will have to live off whey and sardines until Tuesday for my next wage

>>2131070
imagine the winggains crowbro could achieve

>>2131057
Birds survive with one leg all the time OP. You need to find some sort of vet.

>>2131077
Fuck it I guess I'll have to ask for the price of the procedure before we start and try to haggle it down to 50€

Im not leaving the vet with the bird still broken and in pain.

>>2131077
Greek? Can't you just, like, take things on "credit?"

I thought that was how Greece works. How do you even have 50 euroland funbucks?

>>2131080
where do you live?

>>2131077
Thank you based god. Crowbro will be the best pet ever once he is fixed.

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>>2131077

Keep us informed about the progress of cowbro op.


Since you're greek I kinda have to ask: Going on vacation in a week to Greece for two weeks. Is there anything I really have to see and certain things that are way overrated?

>>2131077
No idea m8, but try and see what happens. I'm sure you can figure something out if they charge more. Gl to the crow

>>2131057
Fly right crowbro

In all likelihood the vet will put it down, which is probably for the best as there is really no way to rehab a wild bird for free

>>2131077
ωραίος ρε φίλε εγω είχα σώσει μια νυχτερίδα που ειχε υποθερμία.την ειχα βρει στο σπίτι μου kαι την πηγα σε μια φιλοζωιkή kαι έγινε μια χαρά. σώσε τον crowbro.
godspeed

>>2131087
translation for the plebs ?

>>2131088
saved bat from hypothermia

>>2131088
i congratulated him for his noble act and mentioned that i myself saved a batbro in the past.took him to an animal shelter and they saved him from hypothermia with a tiny aluminium blanket.

op that crow is in dire need of either pickle-pee or pump-a-rum.
Try giving him an alluring skull!

>>2131087
how the fuck do you guys write with all that math in your language?

>>2131077
You could try asking if they can arrange a payment plan so you can pay back over time, and offer the 50 as a deposit.

I hope the crow family doesn't blame you for this.

>>2131086
Someone I know adopted an injured australian crow, and it became more-or-less domesticated. They are smart animals and know when people are trying to help them.

If you are willing to take responsibility for it, it could be saved (assuming it's medically possible).

Crush its skull with your bare hands and eat it for test gains

>>2131092
we dont write.we type.

>>2131057
>>>/an/

bump for crowbro

This is why birds with long wingspan shouldn't low bar squat

PS, my GF stuffs birds. Every time birds wait outside. They know.

Also, in the UK the government / the queen pays for treatment for any wild birds. I've taken them before.

>crow
>bro

pic neither and eat crow bro, there aren't enough gains for both of you

>>2131057
in case you have other animals, keep him away from them until the vet checked him for lices or other shit. Found a magpie once and a day later one of my gerbils died because of lice.

>>2131057
Petting zoo employee here. People bring us birds that fell from nests all the time. They usually fall prey to cats if left on their own device, since the parents will reject the young when it smells like human.

However, crows are very intelligent and team oriented, and I have high hopes that they will understand what you are doing.

Keep us posted. The world needs more people like you.

>>2131095
>>2131100

Back to /b/ underage faggots

>>2131103
I could understand helping a dog but a crow? Do people really do this.

OP please keep us updated, make a new thread later on if you have to. I will lift for crowbro today and I want to know what happens

>>2131105
this,we all lift for crowbro

>>2131104
Oh wow, you actually are edgy underage /b/ cancer, aren't you?

>>2131057
Put a pan on the oven till is really hot. Later add some olive oil. seal both sides a couple minutes and and salt peper and rosemary. Cook till desire point. Enjoy

>>2131066
they make money off of overcharging to treat peoples pets, they don't give a shit about some crow

>>2131057
Whatever you do with crowbro, I commend you for your kindness. You are racking up some karma points here.

>>2131105
Will lift for crowbro as well.
>Today I'll do my flyes
>tomorrow you'll soar in the skies

>>2131109
I know a vet that helps people after regular opening hours for free just because he cares about animals.

>>2131077
instead of living off whey and sardines you could live off of crow, face it he'll never squat again, but through you he could live to squat on

>>2131104
Crows are based as fuck

Crows are so fuckin sweet
CROWBROS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDmCxUncIyc

>>2131113
>>2131110
This
Don't be a liberal cuck

>>2131057
I you can't pay the bill, leave your paypal adress, I'd donate for crowbrow's treatment.

>>2131110
meant
>>2131108

>>2131117
I'll chip in too.

>>2131057
roast for natty gain.

>>2131057
That crow is fucking ugly, I never saw a crow like that our majestic german crows are deep black and look like Ravens.
Good on you for trying to fix him though bro, I would donate something too but I don't make any money until octobre

>>2131117 I would donate too

>>2131121
Your face is ugly. It's a jackdaw or a hooded crow, both are pretty based.

I was feeling hypomanic today, and then I read OP's story and am now getting all emotional knowing that there is an injured crow out there somewhere.

I too shall lift for Crowbro.

>>2131057
vet or eat him for gainz

>>2131102
>since the parents will reject the young when it smells like human.

That's actually not true, I believed it for the longest time, but found out that it started with paresnts telling their kids that so they don't touch fucked up animals and get diseases.
If the parents do reject the chick (kick it back outta the nest) it probably has something wrong with it like it's too weak. The birds don't give a fuck, it's survival of the /fittest.

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>>2131057
>>2131117
>>2131119
>>2131122

I'm really impressed by the compassion on this board, you guys are gonna make me crie

I hope Crowbro makes it

>>2131127
Fucking faggot
No upvote here

>>2131117
This, OP.

Squat on, crowbro.

>>2131129
>Big squats crowbro

>Not Straighten up and fly right

>>2131129
Big squats crowbro

>>2131129
Squat on crowbro

>>2131129
Straighten up and fly right!

>>2131129
Squat on crowbro

>>2131129
squat on crowbro

>>2131104
not helping crowbro
anon i can tell you how i know you aren't going to make it

>>2131129
sqat on crowbro

>>2131129
Squat on crowbro

>>2131104
Crows are basically dogs that can fly.

>>2131129
Squat on crowbro

Is op here or at the vet?

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I took care of a little bird my friend found on her neighbors porch that hurt its leg while i was in elementary school with my best friend for two weeks
I even snuck him in my bag to school which was dangerous cause he like to do his little chirps in my bag. I fed it budgie food and bread, water obviously too
Eventually mom found out and we let him free, he could fly pretty decently but not for a long time or go really high, I'd like to think he lived and had little bird babies

>>2131129
Squat on crow bro

>>2131129
Squat on crowbro

>>2131144
He probably died by an cat fucking cucks dogs birds reptiles are all shit tier
Masterrace cat bro reporting in lmao

>>2131129
Squat on crowbro

>>2131147
do people from/b/ come to /fit/ in the summers?

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>>2131144
Oh yeah and this bird became pretty tame for some reason, it'd fly to my friend and I and liked whistling after me
Wish I got to keep it, it's leg was not nearly as bad as OPs though goodluck OP

>>2131147
Stop

>>2131129
Squat on Crowbro

>>2131149
somewhat, but it's more that /b/ is a shithole because it's populated by 14 year olds, and during the summer there is an overall increase in the number of 14 year olds on the site as a whole, leading to all boards going to shit

fucking vegans

>>2131129
Is this what it's come to....squatting for a crow! Well damn it SQUAT ON CROWBRO! I lift in your name tomorrow!

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Need update to saga. Also, squat on crowbro

>>2131129
Squat on Crowbro

>>2131057
You have to amputate the leg. If you chop it and keep the bird it will adapt. Chop the leg, cauterize it. But there are probably internal damage that will kill it anyway.

>>2131157
Posted before I read the whole thread. I'm glad you took crow bro to the vet. Keep us posted.

>>2131129
Squat on crowbro

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I hope crow is ok soon, they are smartest bird and will remeber this. Raise it and it'll be metal af. Wish I had a crow bro but don't wish it was like that.

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100 posts and I'm the first? for shame

OP, animal control if you don't have a sanctuary nearby. crowkid is done for either way, your responsibility is to make sure he doesn't suffer

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and the ending

bump for crow

>>2131111
Underrated post

>>2131129
>Not take these broken wings and learn to fly

Missed opportunity.

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>>2131091
>Y-you, you.

>>2131129

SQUAT ON CROWBRO

>>2131111
its funny because I actually do flyes today

>>2131129
Squat on crowbro

>>2131129
This is the kind of stuff I wish the news would report.
>inb4 grinchposting.
Squat on, Crowbro.

>>2131077
good luck OP you're awesome, I hope it ends well for crowbro

>>2131077
crows before hoes man, good to see some people still want to help .

p-pls update

>>2131129
Squat on crowbro

What is the status of crowbro

>>2131057
Basic medical splint of sorts should help?
You say vets are unavailable. Wtf. Although they would probably euthanize :/.
Clean wound with an antiseptic of sorts. Adjust leg with toothpick or Popsicle stick so it's straight and can heal properly. Change bandages daily. :( feed crow healthy bird bro meals. Poor thing hope it gets better

>>2131057
I am surprised and very pleased to see /fit/ actually care about animals.

>>2131173
>>2131175
>trips and dubs requesting

go on OP

>>2131129
Squat on crowbro

>>2131117

nah mate he will just lend the money from us germans again somehow, u all should thank the glorious country of weisswurst and porsche for this crows life

Put him on an ec stack and get him on ppl asap. Maybe a bit of tren and dnp after. This is all the advice I can offer. Squat on crowbro

>>2131129

Squat on Crowbro

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>>2131177

4chan secretly loves animals, save for some edgelords.

>>2131129

SQUAT ON, CROWBRO

>>2131129
Squat on crowbro

>>2131177
We've all got cats and dogbros, /fit/s full of normies, remember? The robots don't bother posting in these kinds of threads, they are an outspoken minority.

>>2131126
I looked it up, and you're correct. Thanks for enlightening me.

Also, Squat on Crowbro!

>>2131057

Don't want to be a pessimist but I think the bird is done for.

Blunt force trauma and haemorrhaging has a really bad prognosis with birds.

Hard to tell from a picture. But in a best case scenario crowbro would only have something like a luxated hip and knee with local haemorrhaging. I really hope you don't have to pay for the treatment. Because € 50 isn't close to covering the costs: consultation - medical imaging - surgery - post-operative care.

Would consider euthanasia.

>>2131129

Squat on, crowbro

>>2131177

Or atleast this crow.

>go, crow bro! live long and prosper!
>anyway, time to eat some dead chicken

>>2131077
OP don't be a faggot and fill us in on what's happening.

Squat on crow bro

>>2131129
Squat on crowbro

>>2131177
Except when it's a vegan thread, then fit is all "mmmm, they's tasty, I don't l care if they die all I want is my protons"

>>2131176
I'd also say buy some vitamins for the crowbro, and give him a nice box to rest in. Preferably keep him in a somewhat secluded place so he doesn't get stressed out by your activities as well.

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>put down my rat-bro this monday

I hope crow-bro makes it ;_;

>>2131177
same here. so sick of the sociopaths on other boards.

>>2131077
Youre my second favorite greek now anon. Odysseus, then you, then milo

What a bunch of fucking redditors

Sage and reported

A downed bird is a dead bird.
They also have crazy fast metabolism. If he isn't eating every 35 min he is gonna die
Broken bones are an avian death sentence. Hollow bones and little to no chance of repair

>>2131183
it's because unlike girls, their pets are forced to love them

>>2131201

Joke's on you, my cat hates me

>>2131194
you have to understand that it's not easy for the average person to stop doing something he loves because of a moral reason, +eating meat it's pretty much accepted by the entirety of our society

we are masters at lying to ourselves dude

>inb4 vegan hate thread

pls fuck it, we are here for crowbro

>>2131057
It's ok you can get him flying again in no time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCQGghTFlso

>>2131188
Birds can surprise you man, I nursed a fledgling magpie back to health after it was hit by a car.
Got it a shot of antibiotics, local and some anti-inflammatories from a vet and kept it comfy and fed for about a week, then brought it to a wildlife centre and the little sucker was sorted out

>>2131084
Not op but Athens has a load of cool shit in it. Ancient Corinth is tight. There's an acropolis on the mountain beside it that is equally tight.

Greek food is based. Have some giouvetsi.

>>2131129
Squat on crowbro

>>2131202
na he doesn't hate you anon, you're just afraid of him or too clingy, so you look like a stranger to him

approach gently, a cats confidence is hard to earn sometimes, it takes time

>>2131057
If you're cool to crowbro he'll pay you back 10 fold.
http://imgur.com/gallery/6c45f

>>2131057
I found an injured bird once

I waited for the women to stop cooing over it and leave, then I took a shovel and put the poor thing out of its misery

A wounded animal rarely recovers enough to survive in the wild especially when treated by an amateur, better to just finish it off

Stop being soft, these are the actions of women

>>2131202
that's what you get for having a bitchy cat instead of a brotier dog

where i live they got a helicopter to get a seagull with a broken wing unstuck from some powerlines thay were over water, bcz some dickhead took a pic of it dangling there and they put it on the news.

unless you can get half a million idiots to feel sorry for it somehow i'm afraid its up to you to wring its little neck and put it out of its misery. this is what youve been training for.

>>2131203
>tfw I've had to put several rabbits down at uni after doing surgical practice, did one today
>tfw cuddling my cat tonight, the fur feels the same :'(

>>2131104
Anon part of making it is caring about others, stop being self centered

>>2131057
Squat on crowbro.
Tomorrow I'm gonna PR lowbar squats for you buddy. Pls don't give up x

>>2131117
I mean if people actually are then I will as well. only 5$though
>Mfw minimum wage cuck

>>2131214
You guys are the biggest pussies I've ever seen

>>2131213
Why? Did you mess up something and had to put the rabbits down?

>>2131214
no wonder you don't get laid

>>2131129
Squat on crowbro

>>2131219
>He can only get laid by tearing others down

Know how I know you're not gonna make it?

>>2131217

>caring about other living creatures is being a pussy

I pity you. Unnecessary cruelty is the sign of a small man.

>>2131222
Unnecessary cruelty is keeping that busted ass crow alive when it doesn't have a fucking prayer

Mercy kills are exactly that, you massive dripping pussy

>>2131213
sorry to hear that buddy

don't beat yourself up too much if it's not really your fault, and if it is just move on and compensate for it in the future

>>2131218
No, didn't mess up, it's just classes aren't allowed to try and rehabilitate lab animals after surgical practice until we are more qualified postgrads. It wouldn't be fair on them to wake up after and have to recover and deal with pain from tracheostomies and the other surgeries if people fuck up and carve out too much tissue

>>2131129

squat on crowbro

>>2131223
If you didn't give up so easily maybe your life would be happier anon

>>2131224
Hopefully they'll let us stop killing and start fixing soon

>Cat brought back a mouse a while back
>Both its legs were broken
>Was 11pm, couldn't take it to a vet
>Mouse wasn't making any noise, just closed it's eyes and curled up and was breathing heavily in the palm of my hand
>Decided the most humane thing to do is put it out of its misery
>Didn't want to break it's neck in case I fucked it up and hurt it more
>Took it into my yard and gently laid it on the ground and hit it as hard as I could with a brick
>Friends all called me a fucking psychopath

I don't understand
There is absolutely no way it felt a thing

>>2131223
mercy kills are normally because you don't actually give a fuck or don't have the will to help the animal, don't kid yourself man

I actually saved a few animals that didn't seem to have a chance to survive at first, life is pretty fucking tenacious

>>2131129
Squat on crowbro

>Last week
>Got paid a full day's worth for sitting three hours after work with a bow and killing the two cats who used to crawl in at work and eat the fish and piss everywhere
>Unceremoniously dumped the carcasses in the ocean without a second thought
>Went on /fit/ and browsed a dogbro thread
>Lifted, showered, changed, went to my mate's place for a bit of pre party
>Played with his two cats, both of which I love to death
I don't understand, am I cruel?

>>2131232

>Killing two cats with a bow
> am I cruel?

Yes and you might be retarded for asking that question.

>>2131232
you may be a pretty fucking messed up person if you played with those cats without a bit of remorse for what you did, I know I would feel bad and I'm not even vegan

again this may be b8, so why the fuck should I care

>>2131229
Pull and twist anon.

>>2131223
>dripping pussy

I bet that you don't see many of them in real life.

>>2131232
Couldn't just call animal services, could you?

>>2131229
Dude man you should have just broken its neck you fucking freak.

>>2131232
You're just a loser

>>2131232

Why is it that when someone makes a thread about animals some edgy shitlord chimes in and posts these fucking stories

>>2131065
You'd be a shite doctor.

>>2131129
squat on valiant crowbro!

>>2131232
>people from /b/ thinking theyre relevant.

Looks like his shit is pretty well fucked, you have my respect for trying to help it tho

squat on crowbro

>>2131243
took it a while to bleed out, considering it had its aorta torn open

>>2131232

well, that's life as a chinese person

Crows are super intelligent and if crowbro survives, I guarantee he will remember your efforts and become your bro forever. He will bring you all sorts of shiny objects and spread word of your kindness to his crow brethren. You will become known amongst crows as The Crow Savior and you will have your own murder of crows to do your bidding. Remember this moment gentlemen, we are witnessing the birth of a new superhero.

>>2131129
SQUAT ON CROWBRO
PS: LOWER FAGGOT

TAKE
THESE BROKEN WINGS
AND LEARN TO FLY AGAIN
LEARN TO LIVE SO FREE

>>2131246
Nah, the monkey didn't get any major arteries or veins. He was eating the glute muscles, didn't seem to nick the femoral artery or vein, and certainly didn't get the descending aorta.

Why would you even try to save a fucking bird?

Im not trying to be edgy but come on its a bird.

>>2131102
>since the parents will reject the young when it smells like human.
American education.

>>2131251
Idk m8, pause at 0:35. I'm pretty sure the whole abdominal cavity is already empty and you can see the spine.

>>2131104
/b/ro go back. You're making us look bad

>>2131252
Go back to /v/ edgelord

>>2131210
>kills a helpless animal with no need
American, right?

>>2131057
Farrk man I'm out here eating my vitamins and praying for crowbro, hope he makes it.

>>2131253
Some animals do.

>>2131254
It's empty looking cus the intestines fell down into the chest cavity or were thrown out by the monkey, descending aorta is pretty much right on the spine, there was a bunch of connective tissue and muscle still covering that area

>>2131256
I don't even like videogames

>>2131257
Aussie actually

>>2131129
Squat on crowbro

>>2131261
Perfect, you'll fit right in

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>>2131102
>since the parents will reject the young when it smells like human.

Just like Pajeets, huh?

>>2131259
We're talking about birds, man. BIRDS.

How good do you think birds can smell? I'll tell you - they don't smell shit. Might as well have no nostrils at all, they don't give a fuck about smell.

Yes, that means when that bird ate your awesomely smelling apple pie it just wanted to mess with you. It couldn't smell any of it. It just saw you were about to eat something and thought "Yeah, I'mma ruin this fucker's day."

Give us update

>>2131265
DESIGNATED

>>2131057
I don't think its leg is supposed to point that way

>>2131527
Sounds like it is you that should consider offing himself.

>>2131531
Don't reply to the sad boy.

ITT: Misguided empathy for subhumans.

>>2131698
No one itt or otherwise has any empathy for you though faggot.

>>2131700
I have empathy for him

>>2131266
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkey_vulture

"The turkey vulture forages by smell, an ability that is uncommon in the avian world, often flying low to the ground to pick up the scent of ethyl mercaptan, a gas produced by the beginnings of decay in dead animals.[7] The olfactory lobe of its brain, responsible for processing smells, is particularly large compared to that of other animals.[7] This heightened ability to detect odors allows it to search for carrion below the forest canopy. King vultures, black vultures, and condors, which lack the ability to smell carrion, follow the turkey vulture to carcasses."

There are some birds that can smell quite good.

>>2131266
"birds can't smell" is a myth.

To be fair, "Birds won't take care of babies touched by humans" is also a myth soooooo....

>>2131262
Even worse.

>>2131721
Its more that the parent birds are realistic, if a baby falls out of the nest and gets snapped up by one of those big nasty ground-dwellers they figure it's fukken dead and cut their losses

>>2131241
Is about fun

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>>2131210
>what is professional wildlife rehab

>>2131253
Why does this myth still exist?

Harmon's parents didn't have any trouble recognizing him, and that was after nearly a week in a rehab center.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b1OPED3svE

Fuckin' cozy man.

>>2131203
I think what you mean to say is that the average boy is a sociopath and since we have abandoned eugenics now we have to put up with edgefaggotry 24/7 until society collapses under their burden.

>>2131243
This is a blueboard, you evil faggot. Take that edgy shit to /b/. If assholes like you were in charge, literally nothing would have a happy end. May you die screaming.

>>2132259
Just hide and report, Jessica.

>>2132259
you seem upset

want me to post shoveldog or bridgedog and cheer you up

squat on, crowbro

>>2131057
AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED?

>>2132339
And then thread thread got moved to /an/ and OP never found it again. the end.

>>2132686
Where was it originally?

>>2132844
/fit/

Its a crow, they are pests.

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>>2131252
Because we can.

>>2131196
I'm sorry anon.

>>2131705
>an ability that is uncommon in the avian world

So yes, it's safe to say that most birds don't have a very strong sense of smell, and there for won't give a shit and will continue raising their chicks if a human puts them back in the nest they fell out of.

>>2132873
Pest?

You realise crows are endemic non-invasive species most of the time?

Pigeons are often pest not crows.

>>2132847
The fuck was this thread doing on /fit/?

NEED AN UPDATE

>>2133467
Invasive has nothing to do with it being pests or not. Crows are pests because they are smart as fuck and are huge in numbers, and they know how to get food and they steal really good.

>>2131129
Squat on crowbro

>>2131057
put a string above the wound and tighten it to cut off circulation, and make its removal the following day less painful. the string must be crushingly tight. you dont have the skill to set that nor the small suture needles to close the wound nor the antibiotics. it will have to be removed, use antiseptic on it twice daily cover it the first few days then open with antiseptic application.

>>2134928
when you remove tighten the string beforehand. after you cut you cauterize the end with a red-hot knife just the wound not the living flesh nearby.

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>>2131057
IN THE POOPER!!!!!!

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the kar-kar lives with us for over 6 years (sister found dying bird on street)

poor guy have only 1 wing and damaged legs

>>2134936
Did it shit all over the floor?

TAKE

TO

VET

I AM SO SICK OF THESE THREADS ASKING WHAT TO SO WITH INJURED ANIMALS

MODS!!!!1'

Update when?

Update OP?

The bird died.

>>2131129

squat on crowbro

Update please

>>2131129
"Squat on crowbro"

Pls update.

>>2131104
Crows are man's best friend of the sky. They're smart as fuck and remember people.
Hell, even /b/ has an awesome green text story about crow bros

>>2131129
Squat on crowbro

>>2131183
This honestly. We all make fucked up jokes but only a few here a nut jobs that don't get that we're joking and think it's serious.
>>2131161
>>2131162
This is what I was referring to. Love this.

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>>2131196
F

Dead.

>>2131161
>world war crow commences

Fucking actually lol'd, I needed that today.

>>2131213
>work near racetrack with heaps of racehorses
>one trainer poisons the hundreds of pigeons
>personally euthanized about 8 yesterday as I'm the only one there who grew up killing animals for food/hunting
>never broken a small bird's neck before
>how do I do this?
>pull harder than necessary
>holding a body in one hand and a head in the other
>what am I doing with my life

>>2137128
Why did a trainer poison a bunch of pigeons?