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>On Craigslist at 5 in the morning
>Find a really nice couch I want
>Owner replies back at 8am
>Head out to grab uHaul for couch
>Get to owners place
>Owner is a milf
>Recently divorced
>Walking around house in PINK sweatpants
>mASSive
>Dick gets hard asf
>couch is too heavy
>She calls a name
>"JESSICA CAN YOU COME HERE PLEASE"
>Girl my age comes out of a room
>Also wearing sweats
>Dick harder than titanium at this point
>She sees me
>BIG
>BLACK
>MAN (6',3")
>Starts turning red
>My dick is vibrating at this point in my shorts
>She helps me carry couch to uHaul piece by piece while he mother makes breakfast
>We talk about life and lord knows what
>4th trip she climbs into uHaul first
>I catch a glimpse of her ARSEnal
>dick practically could rip through my pants at this point
>last trip she tells me she's usually around my part of town and we should chill
>gives me number
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>>18656803
OP again
Now I have a white gf already but she's not nearly as thicc as this girl.
so guyyys you gotta help me
how do I go about getting this girl to let me smash?
I look like a Chad but obviously you can tell I'm not.
Also I found a nickle while unloading the couch today
want to text her something like
>Hey you forgot something
>Haha what?
>Send pic related
>Omg lol just keep it
>Hey you gave me the nickle, guess it's time to give you a pickle.
I know that'd never work.
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You mistakenly clicked on the wrong board. >>>/r9k/ is that way.
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>>18656805
You text her, ask her if she is free on weekend and invite her to dinner. Bring condoms?
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>>18656805
How about now cheating you twat
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>>18656822
My gf is off to college, it's not like she's not gonna cheat.
>>18656819
It's not as easy as you think, do I text first or do I wait for her to text?
She didn't just give me her number she added her name in my contacts so I know she's DEFINITELY interested.
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>>18656836
>waiting for girls to do first step in anything
If you want to fuck, you text them first. Of course, i am not chad, so maybe you dont have to and simply waiting will do the trick too. But my advice is clear: ask the bitch on date! Dinner?
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What is with housewives selling furniture and getting horny as shit for niggas? I picked up a used dryer a few years back and the I could've taken the woman who sold it upstairs and pounded her in her marriage bed she was mirin so hard.
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>>18657564
nigga tell me about it
other day I was delivering pizza (Dominos delivery boi here ya knooooo)
Milf asked me to come inside for the tip
waited in the living room as she slowly made her way out the kitchen with nothing but a bra on talking about she had to go somewhere soon but was really hungry.
could've taken her right there and then but I had other deliveries and the pizza was getting cold :/
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>>18656805
>Hey you gave me the Nicole, guess it's time to give you a pickle.
You'll do just fine.
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>>18656819
>Burnt the coal
>paying the toll
Kek
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Don't over complicate it she clearly wants to fuck you. Keep it simple.
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ask the thicc girl out but after breaking up with your current gf.. don't cheat
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