How do I turn this into me getting laid?

Get her phone # and address?

>tfw you will never ever pick up women this easily

looks like you already got it in the bag, just netflix and chill or some shit

How desperate are you?

>>18580602
Very. I am rebounding from a failed relationship and don't care about who I fuck.
I think this girl looks attractive anyways though.
Feels good having low standards.

m8 you don't need to do anything except give her a time and address.
but when you're with her don't ask permission to have sex like an autistic sperglord

>>18580581
Pic op. I wanna know how much do you look alike ed sheeran

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>>18580610
Haven't you seen my Tinder threads on here lately? I changed my bio to something more simple, btw.

>>18580621
You look better than ed sheeran to be honest.
He looks kinda like a frog to me.

Kudos for being in the tiny 10% of ginger men that actually look attractive!

>>18580621
I don't know how relevant this comes off as seeing as though I am not a female, but you look like a 7-8/10 going for a 4-5/10 girl

and then asking 4chan how to go about it.

troll thread?

>>18580621
Nice dude! Go down on that taco pussy!

To answer your question:
"Works for me, my place or yours?"

>>18580621
>>18580581

>tfw the cutest ginger in the world is going to get his dick sucked by some fat chick

i would you my king.

>>18580621
Omg OP you're hecka cute.

>>18580672

thats probably the only reason his threads dont get deleted.

>>18580632
This. Maybe he's aware of his awkwardness and he's having a plain personality. He's like a 7 goes for a 4.

Where are you from OP?
Are you in Europe?

>>18580678
Canada.
I am attracted to average looking girls, but I also like the fact that they aren't so stuck up like Stacies and actually show genuine interest in me.

>>18580686

would you ever swing towards a dude with a nice ass?

>>18580678
Nah, this thread is most likely for his own amusement and attention-whoring.

People on tinder or whatever dating app he's using don't care if your personality is plainer than white bread - most I reckon are just looking for a pretty face to spend a night or two with.

>>18580688
Yeah I'm aware of his attention-whore attitude as well but whatever work for him bro. tinder is lame aa fuck. I deleted it way before

>>18580621
Dude, you can do much MUCH better than her. Are you kidding me? You're at least an 8. Wtf are you doing?

>>18580604
hahahahahahahaha

>>18580621
Wouldswiperight/10

And on top of that I have a ginger fetish

>>18580621
are you gay

>>18582708
Nah, just lonely and over emotional.

>>18580581
Whhhat? That's the same thing that happened to me, with a girl with the same name and everything. We banged in my car lol

>>18583612
Did she look the same?

>>18583617
Just about. She was native with big boobs, darker skin. Never contacted her after that though.

>>18583627
Okay, where in Canada did she live anon?
If it's the same girl, I'm not going for her.

>>18583647
Umm small town Alberta?

>>18580581
You're really attractive desu and if you're talk you could do amazing. If you're near Windsor I might have a friend for you, but you are a little young

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>>18583650
Oh, okay. This girl is from Ontario.

>>18583662
I'm not tall.
5'9.5
And no, I'm in Ontario too.

>>18583664
bro she looks underage

>>18583664
>tfw forgot Windsor was in Ontario

Anyways, no, I'm still not close. Near the GTA.

>>18583664
Bro no she looks young and not in a good way and she's fat, you can do better

>>18583665
She's 17, but I'm only 18 so we're good to go due to romeo and juliet laws.

>>18583668
I literally don't care. I find her attractive, and all I want is human contact and someone who will stay loyal to me. I've been hurt enough by Stacies and have given up on them.

>>18583664
You could do better, seriously. I'll let you eat my ass.

>>18583671
>17
aigh den bruv giv 'er a good slamming

>>18583671
If you find her attractive, go for it. Though she might not be looking for something long term so remember that. Best of luck to you. Keep your options open.

>>18583664
SHE HAS A MUSTACHE HOW CAN YOU FIND HER ATTRACTIVE WAA

>>18583682
My last girlfriend did too.
I don't care about that at all either.
Body hair on girls is totally hot to me.

>>18583674
Will do. I haven't masturbated in over a week now and am dying to be deep inside her.

>>18583685
>haven't masturbated in over a week
always been my dream to give some tinder chick a huge load. im working towards it, meanwhile do it for me bro

You're way too cute for that chick bro

>>18583664
she has a fucking moustache mate

>>18580621
didn't you like harass a ton of (way hotter) women by being an incessant needy bitch earlier? Then brag about it ironically on >>>/r9k/? Why not just act normal.

>>18583612
I know a girl who fits this description (and name) who at least used to live in Calgary ;)

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>>18580581
>>18580621
>being this fucking thirsty
youre pathetic

>>18580621
You look better than Ed Sheeran

>>18580581
This bitch is ugly as sin. Even with an "angle" shot you can tell she's on the heavy side amd has bitch face. You=÷ gonna wanna pass on this one bruh, you can do better.

You went easy on the paragraphs and is much more concise. See how fast you went from hello to let's fuck?

Good on you mate

>handsome little shit can only get laid with a hairy fat mexican

im glad im not young anymore, id be an eternal virgin

>>18580621
I bet you have hot as hell older sisters.