Friendless ugly girl, no guys like me. What should I do?

>>18344880
:( kill them all.

If you don't have friends, then chances are your social skills aren't up to scratch. Work on those before you try pursuing guys.

stop being fat

Lose weight. The world doesn't owe you a boyfriend or friends and attractive people will have more of both. You will also become more confident.

>>18344880
>they laugh
Damn, cold.

Hmm, well, just be patient. You're definitely not the only one waiting for something good. Desperation is essentially setting yourself up for failure. Have you tried going to major events associated with things you like?

Diet and exercise sweetheart.
Here's a video on preventing loose skin when loosing weight.
https://youtu.be/yKLlTyTC3Ko

>>18344888
Should I start with myself?

Lose weight. There's no excuse.

Focus on yourself. Pick up hobbies, and get where you want to be in life before you worry about guys.

>>18344901
You think I'll have loose skin? At 5'9 I'm only moderately overweight. Thank you though.

>>18344880
Stop being fat

Try to get happy with yourself first

Don't turn into a tumblrwhale

God bless

>>18344893
Working on it. I used to be 220 pounds. Ugh, I disgust myself.

>>18344909
Also stop being in denial. I am a 6ft male and I weight 180 with lots of muscle and am still kinda chubby. 5'9" female at 180 is approaching harpoon country.

>>18344899
I think it's more of a "I can't believe this is happening" sort of laugh rather than a "making fun" laugh. Maybe a bit of both. Rather annoying any which way. Yeah I've had a bit of success going to events, that's where I cold approach.

>>18344910
Never ever will I become a tumblrwhale lol. in trying to avoid that I absorbed a bit too much of meninism and the red pill. Listening to me online people assume I'm a "misogynist"

>>18344917
yeah i guess it's not that I'm lying to myself, it's just I'm not a hamplanet.

>>18344891
True. I thought I had freaking aspergers for a while, just turns out I'm not socialized. Homeschool sucks. I'm getting better.

>>18344880
>>>/fit/ read sticky, count caloriels, lose 1~2lbs per week, adopt some cardio like swimming and dont stop until you hit 25bmi.

If you want to attract boys, the first step is to be attractive, aka not being fat. Or lower standards (which almost nobody is willing to).

You can also get instant attention by posting timestamped boobs on /b or /soc.

And after that just hit online dating, social events you hate or friends friends and let silly boys hit on you.

Otherwise this is /adv, not your personal hug box.

>>18344908
This is pretty good advice, thanks. I know some deaf people from work and they want to name me, (for those who don't know deaf people choose a word in sign language to be a person's name, based on their appearance or personality) but I and them can't pick out any personality traits to name me after. I'm also pretty unremarkable in the looks department as i've already said. Depressing.

What I think it might be is I don't LIKE doing anything. I'd rather eat and sleep and watch tv or browse 4Chan or Reddit all day than do anything else.

>>18344950
sucks, how ugly is your face?

>>18344947
Thanks. I've found I love swimming. I need to start going again. The only downside is I have nice long hair, my only redeeming trait, and chlorine destroys that. And damn that boobs thing sounds pretty good but mine are horendous. Stretch marks, huge areola, breast cysts, saggy....the whole nine.

>>18344960
The thing is, it's more your personality and social skills that'll be letting you down instead of your looks. Fat girls can get guys just fine, and looking at women of your height and weight in mybodygallery, you would honestly look fine. I highly doubt it's your looks that are letting you down

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>here is some proper advice from a actual person.

be happy with yourself first. you cant love anyone if you dont love yourself first.

there are chubby chasers out there. yes guys who like the bigger girls. please have a intrest outside 4chan and the internet.

go out and meet people. doesnt matter if you meet anyone its the getting used to being outside in the fresh air.
dont expect to meet the love of your life to knock on your door like a takeaway pizza #someeffortrequired

>>18344914
I'm like that right now. Being fat sucks

>>18344957
meh, mostly old ladies tell me I'm pretty. That tells you right there. Guys have said I'm pretty before, but nothing comes of it. They only want to score usually. I have brown eyes, almost black. Surprisingly, I like those. Looks cool. I consider myself a "joker," a girl who looks all right with her resting face but when she smiles it turns to absolute shit. My nose widens and my big cheeks get bigger. My jaw looks more square. I'm white at least. I live on the border of Mexico so people are always complementing my skin tone.

>>18344976
lulz ok. You're a funny person at least.

>>18344970
Thank you, truly. (: I hate it but since I'm a girl I'm a sucker for that type of talk.

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>>18344976
Lose more than 45 pounds and you should start to be somewhat desirable. As long as your face isn't dogshit you should be able to be at least a 5 if not a 6

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>>18344960
>hair
Swimming hat to keep them dry chlorine free?

>huge boobs
With this trait like 50% guys doesnt care about anything more. Really, they are big and that is that. The guys blood goes from head to his pants and he is no longer to compute anymore.

>>18344976
>nothing comes off it
Well there are girls you want to have sex with and there are girlfriend material girls. Not being fat is huge bonus for that, but you shloud also be
>not a total bitch
>able to controll your emotions a bit
>able to have a conversation on your owm
>have practical skills like cooking, childbearing or somethibg similiar
>ability to take care of yourself

>>18344960
>Stretch marks, huge areola, breast cysts, saggy....the whole nine.
I have all of that and I could stand to lose about 20lbs and I've never had complaints.

>>18344968
You're probably right. Like I said to that other guy, I'm not a hamplanet but I do need work. So personality it is. I also mentioned deaf people are trying to name me at work but we can't think of anything because I'm an unremarkable shell of a person devoid of personality.

>>18344995
Definitely sounds like a personality problem. Your weight isn't at a point where it's an issue anymore. Now that you're at that point, you need to work on your personality. You can lose all the weight you want, but it's probably not going to make much difference from here on in.

>>18344981
its the truth.
you have to be happy with yourself. fuck what anybody else says.

if you need a personality: practice aloud
you sound like you need to have a life outside the internet.

how can you find someone else if you have nothing to really offer them? sounds like you need to work on yourself first.

>Swimming hat to keep them dry chlorine free?
Haha right. I'm an idiot not to think of that.

>huge boobs
You misunderstood. They're all those disgusting things I mentioned but small too.

>not a total bitch
Lol yeah got that one down.
>able to controll your emotions a bit
Can do officer!
>able to have a conversation on your owm
Absolutely.
>have practical skills like cooking, childbearing or somethibg similiar
Yup.
>ability to take care of yourself
This one needs some work.

Thanks anon

>>18344880
> just dont be fat

thats all you had to do.

fuuuuuuuu

>>18344999

Yeah, the answer that was staring me in the face. Thanks. I'll have to work on the ol sense of humor. People laugh so they don't cry, right?

>>18345031

Yeah you're right. Honest you are. We'll see what happens, I'll try to control the gravitational pull of my maw before I become hamupiter

>>18345034
I can't tell if you're being genuine, or if you're being bitter and sarcastic.

>>18345011

You're right. I like the question, "would you date yourself?" Probably not.

>>18345043
>genuine
Yee I'm being genuine.

>>18344994
Do it you fat bitch.

>>18345058
What the fuck does that even mean?

>>18345058
Do what, comrade?

>>18345059
it means lose the 20 lbs

>>18345064
Why should I?

Okay let's say you get a boyfriend. You are together for a year and you have started to gain weight again. What would be the best way to tell you that you need to lose weight? Would you go crazy at the slightest hint?

>>18345065
Because you said you could stand to lose 20 pounds you fat bitch. I don't care if you do or don't, I was simply explaining what anon meant.

>>18345065
because you know you are fat yet do nothing about it.

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>tfw no fat ugly femanon gf to cuddle with

>>18345064
Workin on it sugar. This thread made me realize beyond a doubt it's my personality. (as if that's any better lol)Highest weight was 220. Pretty sure I damaged my knees just by walking. The heels sure didn't help.

>>18345070
>>18345069
But I'm fine with how I am

>>18345069
Haha dude that wasn't me.

>>18345070
Wasn't me lol that's a troll you're talking to

>>18345072
Over a 100 kg of walking lard. Disgusting.
>>18345074
If you were fine you wouldn't say you could lose 20 pounds. Either you are happy with yourself or you arent.

>>18345075
Yes, I am aware that it wasn't.
>>18345074
That's great, really. Thanks for sharing with us.

>>18345082
>If you were fine you wouldn't say you could lose 20 pounds. Either you are happy with yourself or you arent.
I was pointing out to OP that losing weight isn't the be all and end all. I wasn't saying that I was unhappy with my weight. I could lose it and be happy, but I'm also happy now.

>>18345082
>Over a 100 kg of walking lard. Disgusting.
You're not very good at math, are you? 180 lbs is just over 80kg

>>18345066
Well I used to have a bf before our ultra Christian parents made us break up because they caught us having phone sex. He admitted I was fat although he was kind about it. He was helping me lose weight. He was a body builder so he knew what he was doing. After the break up I'm pretty sure I spiraled into depression or something because I'm gaining weight and I don't want to do anything.

>>18345088
220 pounds isn't tho. I'm aware she isn't that fat anymore.

>>18345017
>saggy
>huge aorela
>strech marks
And small?

I think that combination is not possible. You are just insecure like 90% girls.Time to post tits or gtfo femanon.

And you failed in giving me (You).
>post tits please, this thread is going nowhere, time to get serious

>>18345082
Comment where I said I weighed 220 was me. Second comment that said "I'm fine" was a troll, kek

Fuck all these people being critical of your weight. Pieces of shit who have no place being here giving out "advice".

That's not to say you shouldn't strive to improve your appearance, but fuck it does no fucking good to tell someone "lose weight fatty". There's plenty of guys out there who'd date you even if you weighed 220. Me included.

So just try to dress nice. Get better at makeup. Try to be a nice wholesome person, but don't be a doormat. Pick up a hobby that's not sitting on your ass on 4chan all day.

Or y'know move to Louisiana. I'm available.

>>18345099
Of course you would date a fat girl you cuck. Have fun with your pool of mediocre women.

>>18345094
Nah doesn't matter to me if you believe. I'm part native American so I got the dinner plate areolas. I'm about a C cup. Bad genetics I guess with the stretch marks. They're textured they're so scarred lol. Generally people lie to make themselves look better. Honest, my boobs are shit.

>>18345100
Fat has nothing to do with mediocrity. And dating fat women has nothing to do with raising children that aren't my own.

>>18345099
White knight to the rescue? No matter, I appreciate the kindness. Didn't expect any. I'm still losing weight.

>>18345099
Kek this fucking guy. Good for her that she is losing weight but fatties should be shamed till the message makes it through all the layers of blubber around their brain. Also don't br so pathetic to beg on a fucking image board. Have some self respect.

>>18345106
Well it does a little. Don't take "mediocre" as an insult. Being fit is not only more attractive but it's healthier. Thanks for standing up for me though.

>>18345113
Fat shaming does ZERO FUCKING GOOD in convincing fat people to lose weight.

>>18345113

Kek yeah white knights are nice at least.

Hmm shame does work but what I find, especially with women, gentle empathy and persuasion with a little team spirit helps more.

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>>18345099
Telling people that they dont need to improve themselves is shortsided. Fat acceptance is what will destroy fat usa population.
>>>/fit/41539907


>>18345104
>C
>bad
My lower body parts disagree.

>>18345106
Being fat is mediocrity incarnate. Can't imagine someone who seriously typed that message to be successful with girls. Either you're trolling (6/10) or you just aren't good with women. Although I hope is the former I believe it is the latter.

>>18345123
Fat shaming got to me. So it I suppose it does work. I didn't make an effort until some cyberbullying happened in my case. But I do agree, other methods work much better. Most often they'll only become defensive or aggressive.

>>18344917
>>18344917

i like it when fat dudes try to make themselves feel better lmfao you're a fat fuck your body fat is probably 25% or some shit

>>18345126
Its about the band size my man.

You don't have a job? It's not hard to make friends with coworkers.

>>18345125
It could also be that you push people away. I just extended a friendly offer and here you're writing me off as a White Knight, just because I pointed out that people were being a little too cruel for helpful advice.
>>18345126
Talk about being narrow-sighted, you didn't even read the second part of my post.

>>18344880
I think you should attention whore on 4chan and rely on the desperation of loser guys and the ability to hide your hideous face to pretend you're finally the center of attention with a bunch of men like you've always dreamed but could never actually have.

Oh wait.

>>18345126

>My lower body parts disagree.

Nothin makes my self esteem go up faster than a man saying my body makes him hard. Kek but fr this is the compliment that got to me. Thanks.

>>18345135
Yeah I know I'm actually a 34G but I said C cup to put it in terms most guys could imagine.

Ignore the retarded faggots screeching "LOSE WEIGHT!!!". Looking at the pics posted they want you to become a skinnyfat mess.

Focus on lifting and building muscle. You can be 5'9 and 160 pounds and look good if you have a good fat distribution and a strong body. I'm sure 70% of these faggots are fat as hell but are acting arrogant over other fatties. Very sad.
>>18345139
You sound mad and you're probably hideous yourself, except no one cares to support you about it

>>18345138
Haha all right. Comfortable giving me some contact info?

>>18345146
>34G
Okay now you're trolling. Fatties are 38 and up

>>18345150
You wouldn't happen to be the retard >>18345099? Oh yes you are lol. When you fuck a tub of lard do you even try to find a pussy or just stick your shrimp dick into whatever fold of skin you can?

>>18345139
Blast, Sherlock here caught me. Kek

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>>18345158
Nah, it's just someone else who also has more sense than you.

>>18345150
I agree. I started lifting last year but lately have been slacking because of the break up I mentioned here. I'm actually impressed with my quad gains. Glutes are not too far behind. Need to kick it up a notch with my hamstrings though. Centaur bod for life.

>>18345155

Cross my heart, I'm not lol. I'm pear shaped if it helps your disbelief.

I feel bad for women nowadays. They think they liberated themselves with feminism, but they're all a lot less happy and they now compete with men for jobs and don't marry until late into the 20's or early 30's because of it. As a result, they gain weight during college from the stresses.

They should have been married in their early teens to a young man in his 20's with a stable job. They would have been a lot happier then.

With that said, losing weight is a good start. Guys are after quick fucks in college. Maybe wait it out I guess.

>>18345142
So since i managed to lift up your ego a bit and you clearly arent here for advice, but for some chat, why dont you tell us something about yourself?

State, job, hobbies, favorite type of porn, favourite memes and how does your ideal boyfriend looks and his personality are?

>>18345170

Hard to say if you're trolling. I agree with you on feminism, not so much on marrying during the early teens, lol

>>18345163
I was right, you are the same desperate person. Ya sure you have more sense. It's funny but you are the archetype of the pathetic whiteknight that never really gets far with women. OP wants your contact info so maybe this time it will be different. Cheers!

>>18345172
>>18345150
>>18345099
>this guy is actually pathetic and desperate enough to think he might get laid with the swamp monster using him for a quick ego boost

Goddamn how sad.

>>18345182
b-b-b-but buzzfeed taught me kissing women's ass and being a nice guy is the way to meet the girl of my dreams!

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>>18345180
>Too stupid to figure out how (you)s work
>>18345182
You're not much brighter either.

>>18345172
All right this'll be fun. Honest I was feeling down but chat builds me up.

>State
Texas

>job
Office assistant and volunteer teacher

>hobbies
Cooking, ASL, Reddit, Swimming

>favorite type of porn
spanking, prefer girl on girl because when men are involved it's usually ridiculously brutal or has to incorporate anal

>favourite memes
I'm really appreciating those "saturdays are for the boys" memes right now.

>and how does your ideal boyfriend >looks and his personality are?
Black hair, light brown skin, with around 5'6, (Idk why I've always preferred guys shorter. Tell me I'm weird, everyone does kek) you know those awkward loserish types that tell "lame" yet witty jokes? Makes me hot. Or Jeff Seid. Fuarkk he's attractive.

>>18345196
>Waaah every guy, even the ugly ones want a babe
>Is literally ugly herself and wants a babe

>>18345196
>Or Jeff Seid
kek

>>18345204
Lol yeah you're right. I'm not complaining about the fact they want a babe at least

>>18345208
Yeah....I know.

>>18345196
>spanking
Classical submissive girl.
Would date if was in texas :-)
Too bad i would be probably too tall for you. 6 3 lanklet.

>asl
American sign langiage? What?
And your meme game is weak. I dont know how are you planning to keep guys interested without quality memes.

And what and how do you
>volunteer teacher
How does that work? We youropoor dont have something like that. You either are teacher or you cant teach children.

>>18345204
"Ideal" =\= what actually looking for, or expecting to get.

I'd love a millionaire. I'm not going to only settle for one.

>>18345215 (You) #

That guy was right I don't know how yous work haha. I've always just ignored. Is that right?

And yeah literally nothing else makes me wetter. I like tall too but doesn't every girl? I think what I like about short is they often compensate for it and if they can still dominate me they're a total alpha.

doesn't count as a hobby? That's fine I guess

Yea my meme game is weak. What do you recommend?


Office assistant is my job, volunteer teacher I should have put under hobbies sorry.

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>>18345221
Pic related is my favorite meme. Maybe because i am still kind of manchild who plays videogames in his free time. But good luck finding guys who dont play these days. Even normies do, they just dont take it seriously and play on easy settings :-)

And there is nothing better than triggering >>>/v/ with console wars.

And what do you teach? Explain the process to me. You just go to school and tell them you want to work for free? Dont you need some education to do that? I cant imagine that. I am from czechia and no such thing here as far as i know.

>>18345229 (You) #


Yeah I understand that meme but don't find it very funny desu. Actually I'm pretty sure I'm familiar with a lot of memes but it just so happens my favorite at the moment is a lame normie one.

I teach ASL. I'm not certified or anything but it's all casual anyway. Call me a craiglist teacher? I consider teaching asl to be a bit of a public service, it gives more people the chance to communicate with the deaf.

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>>18345196
>reddit

>>18345244
no tee hee

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>>18345238

Stop typing that (You) manually there :-D
All you have to do is to click once on number of post you want to reply. The (You) will be automatically generated only to the person you respond to.
>normies, when will they learn?

Anyway good thing you are trying to help deaf people.

Anyway good day / night to you, good luck with your quest to become gf material girl (and not just easy prey for man sluts) and dont lose hope.

Yeah and dont mention that
>>18345244
word here, because honestly it is one big echo chamber where every unpopular opinion is downvoted to the oblivion. Even /pol/ is better source of info on certain topics (still very bad in general) than reddit.

Bay bay :-)

>>18345251

Thanks (-: bye

>>18344983
Well, too bad for those 'too tall' amazon women. Toss them into the trash, they will never be proper women!

>>18345260
Exactly.