A Greentext Story of Love, despair and hate

>be me
> around 17 years old, kissless virgin, pretty beta
> attend new school to get the best possible degree in my country
>schoolyear starts all new peaple everybody gets known to each other
>pretty cool guys, most beta themself since its a school focusing on biology
> even got a own lab awesome.png
> Make new friends, everything cool
>there is one girl, looks quite nice, but annoying as fuck
>nobody can stand her
>little princess gets everything she wants from her daddy
> commments sometimes realy dumb stuff during the class
> not so much friends for her
>fast forward
> school trip
>evening about to get stoned with some friends in the woods behind our hostel
> three of us on the way out.
>will be my first time doing weed. kind of excited

get to the point you tremendously unloveable faggot

>on our way out, annoying girl comes along our way
>lets call her stacy
>"hey what are you up to?"
> ehm...eh... not much, cant say that we will gonne get fucking hammered, for obvious reasons
>try to get rid of her
>doesnt work.jpg
>decide to take one for the tea and misdirect her, while the others escape to smoke weed
>hang around with her the whole evening, cant get rid of her
>talk with her about god and the world
>actualy she's pretty cool and kind of cute
>feel sorry for her since nobody sees more in her than the annoying girl
>hang around with her for the rest of the trip
>become friends
>sit next to each other in class
> start getting feelings for her. there it goes.jpg
>know she would reject me since beta, got some skin problems and glasses. low self esteem for my looks
>but not total loser, liked by everyone in class, since iam smart and kind of destroy our teachers on their own subjects
>even get elected class spokesman after stacy says i would be a great one
>fast forward a few months
>madly in love
> im the personen closest to her in her whole life by now
> tells me she needs to tell me something
> its about her crush
>describes him tall, blone, cute, super nice
>heart skipes a few beats since i am all of that
>could that be real?
>of course not, wouldnt write a greentext if it would be or?
> its her fucking driving instructor about 10 years older than her
> heart kinda breaks
> listen to her stories about him for the next months
> she gets kind of sad because he got a girlfriend and wont notice her

>>18144461
Lmao

>>18144480

is... is this the end?

>try to comfort her the best i could although the thought of her with another kills me inside
> goes on and on for months
> everyone except her already noticed i have a crush on her
> on a party
> everyone drunk as fuck
>she is talking to another girl about her miserable love situation
> nobody can hear it anymore
> drunken girls losses it
>you need to get over him, you miss out a lot of great guys, great guys like anon
>overhear this
>oh shit
>stacy looks at me
>Is that true anon?
> yeah its true i admit
> she rejects me of course
>mental break down, get escorted out of party by female friend
>drink till passout at her firends home
>next mmonday in class
>still sit next to stacy, very awkward
> dont talk a word to each other for the next few days
>listen stacy, i need to talk
>go on a walk with her, talk about it, says she doesnt want to lose me as a friend.
>the best i can get by now, one day she will notice that she has feelings for me too
>go along with it
>stay friends
>still madly in love
>still get to hear her stories about drivin instructor guy
>hear about other guys trying get near to her
>so much feelings, cant describe
>but nobody does, since feelings for drivin instructor guy
>still close friends, although i need to drive an hour or so to her house we hang out from time to time
>her family knows me
>her mom loves me, guess she wants me to date her daughter
>still no chance

You're not even an interesting enough faggot to deserve suicide

what was the point of posting this story?

> last year of school
>finals around the corner
>talk to her every evening on the phone for hours
>learn together for the finals
>partet all the things we know, everyone learns half the stuff and teaches the other half
>works great doing both an awesome job in finals
>prom comes up
>i even become her prom date
>even got matching clothes
> her mom think its sooo cute
> fast forward
>everyone about to leave for college
>ways about to part
> she is going to study law
> i kinda wanted to become a researcher some biology related, healing cancer blabla
> apply for several colleges
>get accepted in a few colleges
>but nothing in the town she is moving to
>brain sets out
> apply for an uselss degree, history and literature of some of that kind in the city she is moving to
>think i can become some kind of writer with it

>start ignoring her
>don't hang out with her much
>meet other people
>meanwhile she realizes how much she needs >you in her life
>start to thinking about you more
>can't stop thinking about you
>she thinks she is in love with you
>tells you.
>>18144422

>college starts
>instant regret
>classes are all like shit
>decide i need to change my major
>stop going to my classes
>pretending to look for a new major
>truth is i sit at home whole day
>playing videogames all day
>leaving from time to time to buy food
>downpoint of my life
>but at least there is stacy meet her up every few days
>listen to her stories
>cook with her
>still think one day i will get a chance
> see her less and less since she got " a lot to do"
> taking the bus to her
>bus breaks down
> walk an hour to see her
>lots of stuff like that
>tkaes me with to law classes since i am looking for a new mayor
>never thought i would like that stuff but its amazing
>decice to major law
>semester still goes on
>get some health problems
>doctor says somethin in my ear is beyond repair
>need operation, otherwise could kill me what.shocked
> tell stacy acts if she would realy care
>stacy started going on parties a lot
>gets nown to fraternity guys
>still wirtes with me the whole day
>the only reason for me to live by now
>the day of the operation comes up
>i dont mind just think about that i will meet stacy
>of course she vill visit me
>something goes wrong, operation lasts 5 times as long as expected
>lots of things blurry in my head
>wake up in the middle of the night
>feel sick as fuck. cant move a single inch without getting the desire to vomit

>call nurse
>what happened?
>i dont know you have to wait for the doctor
>doctor comes in about 10 hours
>beliefe me 10 hours turn into years when you know something is not going right
> got a roommate in hospital, jury terminal throatcancer
>sounds of him dying the whole night, cant get sleep
>cant move due to sickness
>start reaching for my phone
>takes me hours
>write stacy
>wish her luck for her exams
>she was worrying about me since she didnt hear anything
>glad that i seem to be ok
>guess she will visit me the next day
>next day doctor says i nearly died of blood loos, couldnt stop my bleedings for hours
>okay, look in mirror huge fucking bandage around head
>ear cut of
>pain is killing me
>stacy does not come to visit me
>spend weeks at home trying to recover stacy still writes me but doesnt come to visit me
> another girl i barely know, friend of my little sister got my nuber starts to write with me
>dont think much of it
>just a girl trying to be nice to a nearly died fag
> lose contact after some time
> help stacy write her holiday papers

>next semester is about to start

>>18144583

>wake up for school the next morning
>dont want to go but i missed so much and hope to see stacy
>I start my day, like every day, sitting on the toilet taking a dump
>im the kinda guy who has to sit there for like 5 minutes to get anything out, then theres a small rush
>then i got to wait another five to ten minutes and more will come out
>afterwards i wipe twice with the dry toilet paper
>i meant to get charmin but went with a cheap brand and regret it
>thankfully i also buy wet wipes, a few wipes with that and i feel a lot better
>the entire time im writing a 6 page text to Stacy, talking about my dump
>for some reasons she doens't immediately respond so i get nervous
>i continue to sit on the toilet texting her 'whars wrong?' and similar messages for the next six hours
>finally i realize i missed class and decide its better to just go back to sleep
>i sleep for another 4 hours and wake up, still no text from stacy
>i start calling her, but she doesn't respond
>after the tenth try i pull out amazing and start looking for prosthetic ears so my head doesn't look so weird after the surgery
>despite having shit only 10 hours ago, i feel the need again
>which is weird cuz i usually only shit twice in a day if i have more than 4 hot pockets, and I only had three today because I'm on a diet
>i go back to the toilet and prepare myself, thinking it will at least give me more time to text stacy
>i scroll back through our text log to try and figure out when the last time she responded was
>its been over a month
>weird, she talks to me in class, why hasn't she responded?
>she must just be really busy and i definitely still have a chance with her
>i decide to take a picture of my poop and send it to her with the caption 'LOL 2 POOPS AND ONLY 3 HOT POCKETS, NEW RECORD'
>shes not like other girls im sure she'll find that funny

>lots of partys in the week before to get all the guys of the same major get to know each other
>attend lots of partys try to forget about stacy
>drink till black out
>next day next party same people
>kind of awkward since i blacked out
>just say okay next round on me
>erveryone loses their shit.
>gain some reputation of party god since i drin the whole week to the limit
> last day of week in a club
>dont like clubs
>get realy drunk
>fuck stacy i wanna know how far i can get without her
> looks got better over time would say i am a 7/10 by this point
make eye contact wwith random girl on the dance floor
>smiles were exchanged
>engage in dancing with her
>buy her a few drinks
>start to talk
>want to know how far i can get with her
>kiss her. first kiss in my life. feels good
>start making out realy wild
>she whispers in my ear anon lets go to your place
>decline. i cant steel feelings for stacy
>gives me her number want to hang out with me
>leave the club alone
>few days later meet clubgirl, go on a walk eat icecream
>know from the start we are not ment to be
>end somehow anyway at her place
>obvious she wants the d
> to her dishes instead and leave
>why am i like that?

>>18144601

if you dont get to the point of this i wilol delete your thread.

>>18144601
>wake up for school the next morning
>dont want to go but i missed so much and hope to see stacy
>I start my day, like every day, sitting on the toilet taking a dump
>im the kinda guy who has to sit there for like 5 minutes to get anything out, then theres a small rush
>then i got to wait another five to ten minutes and more will come out
>afterwards i wipe twice with the dry toilet paper
>i meant to get charmin but went with a cheap brand and regret it
>thankfully i also buy wet wipes, a few wipes with that and i feel a lot better
>the entire time im writing a 6 page text to Stacy, talking about my dump
>for some reasons she doens't immediately respond so i get nervous
>i continue to sit on the toilet texting her 'whars wrong?' and similar messages for the next six hours
>finally i realize i missed class and decide its better to just go back to sleep
>i sleep for another 4 hours and wake up, still no text from stacy
>i start calling her, but she doesn't respond
>after the tenth try i pull out amazing and start looking for prosthetic ears so my head doesn't look so weird after the surgery
>despite having shit only 10 hours ago, i feel the need again
>which is weird cuz i usually only shit twice in a day if i have more than 4 hot pockets, and I only had three today because I'm on a diet
>i go back to the toilet and prepare myself, thinking it will at least give me more time to text stacy
>i scroll back through our text log to try and figure out when the last time she responded was
>its been over a month
>weird, she talks to me in class, why hasn't she responded?
>she must just be really busy and i definitely still have a chance with her
>i decide to take a picture of my poop and send it to her with the caption 'LOL 2 POOPS AND ONLY 3 HOT POCKETS, NEW RECORD'
>shes not like other girls im sure she'll find that funny

>>18144619
>wake up for school the next morning
>dont want to go but i missed so much and hope to see stacy
>I start my day, like every day, sitting on the toilet taking a dump
>im the kinda guy who has to sit there for like 5 minutes to get anything out, then theres a small rush
>then i got to wait another five to ten minutes and more will come out
>afterwards i wipe twice with the dry toilet paper
>i meant to get charmin but went with a cheap brand and regret it
>thankfully i also buy wet wipes, a few wipes with that and i feel a lot better
>the entire time im writing a 6 page text to Stacy, talking about my dump
>for some reasons she doens't immediately respond so i get nervous
>i continue to sit on the toilet texting her 'whars wrong?' and similar messages for the next six hours
>finally i realize i missed class and decide its better to just go back to sleep
>i sleep for another 4 hours and wake up, still no text from stacy
>i start calling her, but she doesn't respond
>after the tenth try i pull out amazing and start looking for prosthetic ears so my head doesn't look so weird after the surgery
>despite having shit only 10 hours ago, i feel the need again
>which is weird cuz i usually only shit twice in a day if i have more than 4 hot pockets, and I only had three today because I'm on a diet
>i go back to the toilet and prepare myself, thinking it will at least give me more time to text stacy
>i scroll back through our text log to try and figure out when the last time she responded was
>its been over a month
>weird, she talks to me in class, why hasn't she responded?
>she must just be really busy and i definitely still have a chance with her
>i decide to take a picture of my poop and send it to her with the caption 'LOL 2 POOPS AND ONLY 3 HOT POCKETS, NEW RECORD'
>shes not like other girls im sure she'll find that funny

>>18144620
>wake up for school the next morning
>dont want to go but i missed so much and hope to see stacy
>I start my day, like every day, sitting on the toilet taking a dump
>im the kinda guy who has to sit there for like 5 minutes to get anything out, then theres a small rush
>then i got to wait another five to ten minutes and more will come out
>afterwards i wipe twice with the dry toilet paper
>i meant to get charmin but went with a cheap brand and regret it
>thankfully i also buy wet wipes, a few wipes with that and i feel a lot better
>the entire time im writing a 6 page text to Stacy, talking about my dump
>for some reasons she doens't immediately respond so i get nervous
>i continue to sit on the toilet texting her 'whars wrong?' and similar messages for the next six hours
>finally i realize i missed class and decide its better to just go back to sleep
>i sleep for another 4 hours and wake up, still no text from stacy
>i start calling her, but she doesn't respond
>after the tenth try i pull out amazing and start looking for prosthetic ears so my head doesn't look so weird after the surgery
>despite having shit only 10 hours ago, i feel the need again
>which is weird cuz i usually only shit twice in a day if i have more than 4 hot pockets, and I only had three today because I'm on a diet
>i go back to the toilet and prepare myself, thinking it will at least give me more time to text stacy
>i scroll back through our text log to try and figure out when the last time she responded was
>its been over a month
>weird, she talks to me in class, why hasn't she responded?
>she must just be really busy and i definitely still have a chance with her
>i decide to take a picture of my poop and send it to her with the caption 'LOL 2 POOPS AND ONLY 3 HOT POCKETS, NEW RECORD'
>shes not like other girls im sure she'll find that funny

>>18144621
>wake up for school the next morning
>dont want to go but i missed so much and hope to see stacy
>I start my day, like every day, sitting on the toilet taking a dump
>im the kinda guy who has to sit there for like 5 minutes to get anything out, then theres a small rush
>then i got to wait another five to ten minutes and more will come out
>afterwards i wipe twice with the dry toilet paper
>i meant to get charmin but went with a cheap brand and regret it
>thankfully i also buy wet wipes, a few wipes with that and i feel a lot better
>the entire time im writing a 6 page text to Stacy, talking about my dump
>for some reasons she doens't immediately respond so i get nervous
>i continue to sit on the toilet texting her 'whars wrong?' and similar messages for the next six hours
>finally i realize i missed class and decide its better to just go back to sleep
>i sleep for another 4 hours and wake up, still no text from stacy
>i start calling her, but she doesn't respond
>after the tenth try i pull out amazing and start looking for prosthetic ears so my head doesn't look so weird after the surgery
>despite having shit only 10 hours ago, i feel the need again
>which is weird cuz i usually only shit twice in a day if i have more than 4 hot pockets, and I only had three today because I'm on a diet
>i go back to the toilet and prepare myself, thinking it will at least give me more time to text stacy
>i scroll back through our text log to try and figure out when the last time she responded was
>its been over a month
>weird, she talks to me in class, why hasn't she responded?
>she must just be really busy and i definitely still have a chance with her
>i decide to take a picture of my poop and send it to her with the caption 'LOL 2 POOPS AND ONLY 3 HOT POCKETS, NEW RECORD'
>shes not like other girls im sure she'll find that funny

>>18144623
>wake up for school the next morning
>dont want to go but i missed so much and hope to see stacy
>I start my day, like every day, sitting on the toilet taking a dump
>im the kinda guy who has to sit there for like 5 minutes to get anything out, then theres a small rush
>then i got to wait another five to ten minutes and more will come out
>afterwards i wipe twice with the dry toilet paper
>i meant to get charmin but went with a cheap brand and regret it
>thankfully i also buy wet wipes, a few wipes with that and i feel a lot better
>the entire time im writing a 6 page text to Stacy, talking about my dump
>for some reasons she doens't immediately respond so i get nervous
>i continue to sit on the toilet texting her 'whars wrong?' and similar messages for the next six hours
>finally i realize i missed class and decide its better to just go back to sleep
>i sleep for another 4 hours and wake up, still no text from stacy
>i start calling her, but she doesn't respond
>after the tenth try i pull out amazing and start looking for prosthetic ears so my head doesn't look so weird after the surgery
>despite having shit only 10 hours ago, i feel the need again
>which is weird cuz i usually only shit twice in a day if i have more than 4 hot pockets, and I only had three today because I'm on a diet
>i go back to the toilet and prepare myself, thinking it will at least give me more time to text stacy
>i scroll back through our text log to try and figure out when the last time she responded was
>its been over a month
>weird, she talks to me in class, why hasn't she responded?
>she must just be really busy and i definitely still have a chance with her
>i decide to take a picture of my poop and send it to her with the caption 'LOL 2 POOPS AND ONLY 3 HOT POCKETS, NEW RECORD'
>shes not like other girls im sure she'll find that funny

>>18144624
>wake up for school the next morning
>dont want to go but i missed so much and hope to see stacy
>I start my day, like every day, sitting on the toilet taking a dump
>im the kinda guy who has to sit there for like 5 minutes to get anything out, then theres a small rush
>then i got to wait another five to ten minutes and more will come out
>afterwards i wipe twice with the dry toilet paper
>i meant to get charmin but went with a cheap brand and regret it
>thankfully i also buy wet wipes, a few wipes with that and i feel a lot better
>the entire time im writing a 6 page text to Stacy, talking about my dump
>for some reasons she doens't immediately respond so i get nervous
>i continue to sit on the toilet texting her 'whars wrong?' and similar messages for the next six hours
>finally i realize i missed class and decide its better to just go back to sleep
>i sleep for another 4 hours and wake up, still no text from stacy
>i start calling her, but she doesn't respond
>after the tenth try i pull out amazing and start looking for prosthetic ears so my head doesn't look so weird after the surgery
>despite having shit only 10 hours ago, i feel the need again
>which is weird cuz i usually only shit twice in a day if i have more than 4 hot pockets, and I only had three today because I'm on a diet
>i go back to the toilet and prepare myself, thinking it will at least give me more time to text stacy
>i scroll back through our text log to try and figure out when the last time she responded was
>its been over a month
>weird, she talks to me in class, why hasn't she responded?
>she must just be really busy and i definitely still have a chance with her
>i decide to take a picture of my poop and send it to her with the caption 'LOL 2 POOPS AND ONLY 3 HOT POCKETS, NEW RECORD'
>shes not like other girls im sure she'll find that funny

>>18144625
>wake up for school the next morning
>dont want to go but i missed so much and hope to see stacy
>I start my day, like every day, sitting on the toilet taking a dump
>im the kinda guy who has to sit there for like 5 minutes to get anything out, then theres a small rush
>then i got to wait another five to ten minutes and more will come out
>afterwards i wipe twice with the dry toilet paper
>i meant to get charmin but went with a cheap brand and regret it
>thankfully i also buy wet wipes, a few wipes with that and i feel a lot better
>the entire time im writing a 6 page text to Stacy, talking about my dump
>for some reasons she doens't immediately respond so i get nervous
>i continue to sit on the toilet texting her 'whars wrong?' and similar messages for the next six hours
>finally i realize i missed class and decide its better to just go back to sleep
>i sleep for another 4 hours and wake up, still no text from stacy
>i start calling her, but she doesn't respond
>after the tenth try i pull out amazing and start looking for prosthetic ears so my head doesn't look so weird after the surgery
>despite having shit only 10 hours ago, i feel the need again
>which is weird cuz i usually only shit twice in a day if i have more than 4 hot pockets, and I only had three today because I'm on a diet
>i go back to the toilet and prepare myself, thinking it will at least give me more time to text stacy
>i scroll back through our text log to try and figure out when the last time she responded was
>its been over a month
>weird, she talks to me in class, why hasn't she responded?
>she must just be really busy and i definitely still have a chance with her
>i decide to take a picture of my poop and send it to her with the caption 'LOL 2 POOPS AND ONLY 3 HOT POCKETS, NEW RECORD'
>shes not like other girls im sure she'll find that funny

>>18144626
>wake up for school the next morning
>dont want to go but i missed so much and hope to see stacy
>I start my day, like every day, sitting on the toilet taking a dump
>im the kinda guy who has to sit there for like 5 minutes to get anything out, then theres a small rush
>then i got to wait another five to ten minutes and more will come out
>afterwards i wipe twice with the dry toilet paper
>i meant to get charmin but went with a cheap brand and regret it
>thankfully i also buy wet wipes, a few wipes with that and i feel a lot better
>the entire time im writing a 6 page text to Stacy, talking about my dump
>for some reasons she doens't immediately respond so i get nervous
>i continue to sit on the toilet texting her 'whars wrong?' and similar messages for the next six hours
>finally i realize i missed class and decide its better to just go back to sleep
>i sleep for another 4 hours and wake up, still no text from stacy
>i start calling her, but she doesn't respond
>after the tenth try i pull out amazing and start looking for prosthetic ears so my head doesn't look so weird after the surgery
>despite having shit only 10 hours ago, i feel the need again
>which is weird cuz i usually only shit twice in a day if i have more than 4 hot pockets, and I only had three today because I'm on a diet
>i go back to the toilet and prepare myself, thinking it will at least give me more time to text stacy
>i scroll back through our text log to try and figure out when the last time she responded was
>its been over a month
>weird, she talks to me in class, why hasn't she responded?
>she must just be really busy and i definitely still have a chance with her
>i decide to take a picture of my poop and send it to her with the caption 'LOL 2 POOPS AND ONLY 3 HOT POCKETS, NEW RECORD'
>shes not like other girls im sure she'll find that funny

>>18144627
>wake up for school the next morning
>dont want to go but i missed so much and hope to see stacy
>I start my day, like every day, sitting on the toilet taking a dump
>im the kinda guy who has to sit there for like 5 minutes to get anything out, then theres a small rush
>then i got to wait another five to ten minutes and more will come out
>afterwards i wipe twice with the dry toilet paper
>i meant to get charmin but went with a cheap brand and regret it
>thankfully i also buy wet wipes, a few wipes with that and i feel a lot better
>the entire time im writing a 6 page text to Stacy, talking about my dump
>for some reasons she doens't immediately respond so i get nervous
>i continue to sit on the toilet texting her 'whars wrong?' and similar messages for the next six hours
>finally i realize i missed class and decide its better to just go back to sleep
>i sleep for another 4 hours and wake up, still no text from stacy
>i start calling her, but she doesn't respond
>after the tenth try i pull out amazing and start looking for prosthetic ears so my head doesn't look so weird after the surgery
>despite having shit only 10 hours ago, i feel the need again
>which is weird cuz i usually only shit twice in a day if i have more than 4 hot pockets, and I only had three today because I'm on a diet
>i go back to the toilet and prepare myself, thinking it will at least give me more time to text stacy
>i scroll back through our text log to try and figure out when the last time she responded was
>its been over a month
>weird, she talks to me in class, why hasn't she responded?
>she must just be really busy and i definitely still have a chance with her
>i decide to take a picture of my poop and send it to her with the caption 'LOL 2 POOPS AND ONLY 3 HOT POCKETS, NEW RECORD'
>shes not like other girls im sure she'll find that funny

>>18144628
>wake up for school the next morning
>dont want to go but i missed so much and hope to see stacy
>I start my day, like every day, sitting on the toilet taking a dump
>im the kinda guy who has to sit there for like 5 minutes to get anything out, then theres a small rush
>then i got to wait another five to ten minutes and more will come out
>afterwards i wipe twice with the dry toilet paper
>i meant to get charmin but went with a cheap brand and regret it
>thankfully i also buy wet wipes, a few wipes with that and i feel a lot better
>the entire time im writing a 6 page text to Stacy, talking about my dump
>for some reasons she doens't immediately respond so i get nervous
>i continue to sit on the toilet texting her 'whars wrong?' and similar messages for the next six hours
>finally i realize i missed class and decide its better to just go back to sleep
>i sleep for another 4 hours and wake up, still no text from stacy
>i start calling her, but she doesn't respond
>after the tenth try i pull out amazing and start looking for prosthetic ears so my head doesn't look so weird after the surgery
>despite having shit only 10 hours ago, i feel the need again
>which is weird cuz i usually only shit twice in a day if i have more than 4 hot pockets, and I only had three today because I'm on a diet
>i go back to the toilet and prepare myself, thinking it will at least give me more time to text stacy
>i scroll back through our text log to try and figure out when the last time she responded was
>its been over a month
>weird, she talks to me in class, why hasn't she responded?
>she must just be really busy and i definitely still have a chance with her
>i decide to take a picture of my poop and send it to her with the caption 'LOL 2 POOPS AND ONLY 3 HOT POCKETS, NEW RECORD'
>shes not like other girls im sure she'll find that funny

>>18144630
>wake up for school the next morning
>dont want to go but i missed so much and hope to see stacy
>I start my day, like every day, sitting on the toilet taking a dump
>im the kinda guy who has to sit there for like 5 minutes to get anything out, then theres a small rush
>then i got to wait another five to ten minutes and more will come out
>afterwards i wipe twice with the dry toilet paper
>i meant to get charmin but went with a cheap brand and regret it
>thankfully i also buy wet wipes, a few wipes with that and i feel a lot better
>the entire time im writing a 6 page text to Stacy, talking about my dump
>for some reasons she doens't immediately respond so i get nervous
>i continue to sit on the toilet texting her 'whars wrong?' and similar messages for the next six hours
>finally i realize i missed class and decide its better to just go back to sleep
>i sleep for another 4 hours and wake up, still no text from stacy
>i start calling her, but she doesn't respond
>after the tenth try i pull out amazing and start looking for prosthetic ears so my head doesn't look so weird after the surgery
>despite having shit only 10 hours ago, i feel the need again
>which is weird cuz i usually only shit twice in a day if i have more than 4 hot pockets, and I only had three today because I'm on a diet
>i go back to the toilet and prepare myself, thinking it will at least give me more time to text stacy
>i scroll back through our text log to try and figure out when the last time she responded was
>its been over a month
>weird, she talks to me in class, why hasn't she responded?
>she must just be really busy and i definitely still have a chance with her
>i decide to take a picture of my poop and send it to her with the caption 'LOL 2 POOPS AND ONLY 3 HOT POCKETS, NEW RECORD'
>shes not like other girls im sure she'll find that funny

>>18144632
>wake up for school the next morning
>dont want to go but i missed so much and hope to see stacy
>I start my day, like every day, sitting on the toilet taking a dump
>im the kinda guy who has to sit there for like 5 minutes to get anything out, then theres a small rush
>then i got to wait another five to ten minutes and more will come out
>afterwards i wipe twice with the dry toilet paper
>i meant to get charmin but went with a cheap brand and regret it
>thankfully i also buy wet wipes, a few wipes with that and i feel a lot better
>the entire time im writing a 6 page text to Stacy, talking about my dump
>for some reasons she doens't immediately respond so i get nervous
>i continue to sit on the toilet texting her 'whars wrong?' and similar messages for the next six hours
>finally i realize i missed class and decide its better to just go back to sleep
>i sleep for another 4 hours and wake up, still no text from stacy
>i start calling her, but she doesn't respond
>after the tenth try i pull out amazing and start looking for prosthetic ears so my head doesn't look so weird after the surgery
>despite having shit only 10 hours ago, i feel the need again
>which is weird cuz i usually only shit twice in a day if i have more than 4 hot pockets, and I only had three today because I'm on a diet
>i go back to the toilet and prepare myself, thinking it will at least give me more time to text stacy
>i scroll back through our text log to try and figure out when the last time she responded was
>its been over a month
>weird, she talks to me in class, why hasn't she responded?
>she must just be really busy and i definitely still have a chance with her
>i decide to take a picture of my poop and send it to her with the caption 'LOL 2 POOPS AND ONLY 3 HOT POCKETS, NEW RECORD'
>shes not like other girls im sure she'll find that funny

>>18144633
>wake up for school the next morning
>dont want to go but i missed so much and hope to see stacy
>I start my day, like every day, sitting on the toilet taking a dump
>im the kinda guy who has to sit there for like 5 minutes to get anything out, then theres a small rush
>then i got to wait another five to ten minutes and more will come out
>afterwards i wipe twice with the dry toilet paper
>i meant to get charmin but went with a cheap brand and regret it
>thankfully i also buy wet wipes, a few wipes with that and i feel a lot better
>the entire time im writing a 6 page text to Stacy, talking about my dump
>for some reasons she doens't immediately respond so i get nervous
>i continue to sit on the toilet texting her 'whars wrong?' and similar messages for the next six hours
>finally i realize i missed class and decide its better to just go back to sleep
>i sleep for another 4 hours and wake up, still no text from stacy
>i start calling her, but she doesn't respond
>after the tenth try i pull out amazing and start looking for prosthetic ears so my head doesn't look so weird after the surgery
>despite having shit only 10 hours ago, i feel the need again
>which is weird cuz i usually only shit twice in a day if i have more than 4 hot pockets, and I only had three today because I'm on a diet
>i go back to the toilet and prepare myself, thinking it will at least give me more time to text stacy
>i scroll back through our text log to try and figure out when the last time she responded was
>its been over a month
>weird, she talks to me in class, why hasn't she responded?
>she must just be really busy and i definitely still have a chance with her
>i decide to take a picture of my poop and send it to her with the caption 'LOL 2 POOPS AND ONLY 3 HOT POCKETS, NEW RECORD'
>shes not like other girls im sure she'll find that funny

>>18144634
>wake up for school the next morning
>dont want to go but i missed so much and hope to see stacy
>I start my day, like every day, sitting on the toilet taking a dump
>im the kinda guy who has to sit there for like 5 minutes to get anything out, then theres a small rush
>then i got to wait another five to ten minutes and more will come out
>afterwards i wipe twice with the dry toilet paper
>i meant to get charmin but went with a cheap brand and regret it
>thankfully i also buy wet wipes, a few wipes with that and i feel a lot better
>the entire time im writing a 6 page text to Stacy, talking about my dump
>for some reasons she doens't immediately respond so i get nervous
>i continue to sit on the toilet texting her 'whars wrong?' and similar messages for the next six hours
>finally i realize i missed class and decide its better to just go back to sleep
>i sleep for another 4 hours and wake up, still no text from stacy
>i start calling her, but she doesn't respond
>after the tenth try i pull out amazing and start looking for prosthetic ears so my head doesn't look so weird after the surgery
>despite having shit only 10 hours ago, i feel the need again
>which is weird cuz i usually only shit twice in a day if i have more than 4 hot pockets, and I only had three today because I'm on a diet
>i go back to the toilet and prepare myself, thinking it will at least give me more time to text stacy
>i scroll back through our text log to try and figure out when the last time she responded was
>its been over a month
>weird, she talks to me in class, why hasn't she responded?
>she must just be really busy and i definitely still have a chance with her
>i decide to take a picture of my poop and send it to her with the caption 'LOL 2 POOPS AND ONLY 3 HOT POCKETS, NEW RECORD'
>shes not like other girls im sure she'll find that funny

>>18144635
>wake up for school the next morning
>dont want to go but i missed so much and hope to see stacy
>I start my day, like every day, sitting on the toilet taking a dump
>im the kinda guy who has to sit there for like 5 minutes to get anything out, then theres a small rush
>then i got to wait another five to ten minutes and more will come out
>afterwards i wipe twice with the dry toilet paper
>i meant to get charmin but went with a cheap brand and regret it
>thankfully i also buy wet wipes, a few wipes with that and i feel a lot better
>the entire time im writing a 6 page text to Stacy, talking about my dump
>for some reasons she doens't immediately respond so i get nervous
>i continue to sit on the toilet texting her 'whars wrong?' and similar messages for the next six hours
>finally i realize i missed class and decide its better to just go back to sleep
>i sleep for another 4 hours and wake up, still no text from stacy
>i start calling her, but she doesn't respond
>after the tenth try i pull out amazing and start looking for prosthetic ears so my head doesn't look so weird after the surgery
>despite having shit only 10 hours ago, i feel the need again
>which is weird cuz i usually only shit twice in a day if i have more than 4 hot pockets, and I only had three today because I'm on a diet
>i go back to the toilet and prepare myself, thinking it will at least give me more time to text stacy
>i scroll back through our text log to try and figure out when the last time she responded was
>its been over a month
>weird, she talks to me in class, why hasn't she responded?
>she must just be really busy and i definitely still have a chance with her
>i decide to take a picture of my poop and send it to her with the caption 'LOL 2 POOPS AND ONLY 3 HOT POCKETS, NEW RECORD'
>shes not like other girls im sure she'll find that funny

>>18144636
>wake up for school the next morning
>dont want to go but i missed so much and hope to see stacy
>I start my day, like every day, sitting on the toilet taking a dump
>im the kinda guy who has to sit there for like 5 minutes to get anything out, then theres a small rush
>then i got to wait another five to ten minutes and more will come out
>afterwards i wipe twice with the dry toilet paper
>i meant to get charmin but went with a cheap brand and regret it
>thankfully i also buy wet wipes, a few wipes with that and i feel a lot better
>the entire time im writing a 6 page text to Stacy, talking about my dump
>for some reasons she doens't immediately respond so i get nervous
>i continue to sit on the toilet texting her 'whars wrong?' and similar messages for the next six hours
>finally i realize i missed class and decide its better to just go back to sleep
>i sleep for another 4 hours and wake up, still no text from stacy
>i start calling her, but she doesn't respond
>after the tenth try i pull out amazing and start looking for prosthetic ears so my head doesn't look so weird after the surgery
>despite having shit only 10 hours ago, i feel the need again
>which is weird cuz i usually only shit twice in a day if i have more than 4 hot pockets, and I only had three today because I'm on a diet
>i go back to the toilet and prepare myself, thinking it will at least give me more time to text stacy
>i scroll back through our text log to try and figure out when the last time she responded was
>its been over a month
>weird, she talks to me in class, why hasn't she responded?
>she must just be really busy and i definitely still have a chance with her
>i decide to take a picture of my poop and send it to her with the caption 'LOL 2 POOPS AND ONLY 3 HOT POCKETS, NEW RECORD'
>shes not like other girls im sure she'll find that funny

>>18144637
>wake up for school the next morning
>dont want to go but i missed so much and hope to see stacy
>I start my day, like every day, sitting on the toilet taking a dump
>im the kinda guy who has to sit there for like 5 minutes to get anything out, then theres a small rush
>then i got to wait another five to ten minutes and more will come out
>afterwards i wipe twice with the dry toilet paper
>i meant to get charmin but went with a cheap brand and regret it
>thankfully i also buy wet wipes, a few wipes with that and i feel a lot better
>the entire time im writing a 6 page text to Stacy, talking about my dump
>for some reasons she doens't immediately respond so i get nervous
>i continue to sit on the toilet texting her 'whars wrong?' and similar messages for the next six hours
>finally i realize i missed class and decide its better to just go back to sleep
>i sleep for another 4 hours and wake up, still no text from stacy
>i start calling her, but she doesn't respond
>after the tenth try i pull out amazing and start looking for prosthetic ears so my head doesn't look so weird after the surgery
>despite having shit only 10 hours ago, i feel the need again
>which is weird cuz i usually only shit twice in a day if i have more than 4 hot pockets, and I only had three today because I'm on a diet
>i go back to the toilet and prepare myself, thinking it will at least give me more time to text stacy
>i scroll back through our text log to try and figure out when the last time she responded was
>its been over a month
>weird, she talks to me in class, why hasn't she responded?
>she must just be really busy and i definitely still have a chance with her
>i decide to take a picture of my poop and send it to her with the caption 'LOL 2 POOPS AND ONLY 3 HOT POCKETS, NEW RECORD'
>shes not like other girls im sure she'll find that funny

>>18144639
>wake up for school the next morning
>dont want to go but i missed so much and hope to see stacy
>I start my day, like every day, sitting on the toilet taking a dump
>im the kinda guy who has to sit there for like 5 minutes to get anything out, then theres a small rush
>then i got to wait another five to ten minutes and more will come out
>afterwards i wipe twice with the dry toilet paper
>i meant to get charmin but went with a cheap brand and regret it
>thankfully i also buy wet wipes, a few wipes with that and i feel a lot better
>the entire time im writing a 6 page text to Stacy, talking about my dump
>for some reasons she doens't immediately respond so i get nervous
>i continue to sit on the toilet texting her 'whars wrong?' and similar messages for the next six hours
>finally i realize i missed class and decide its better to just go back to sleep
>i sleep for another 4 hours and wake up, still no text from stacy
>i start calling her, but she doesn't respond
>after the tenth try i pull out amazing and start looking for prosthetic ears so my head doesn't look so weird after the surgery
>despite having shit only 10 hours ago, i feel the need again
>which is weird cuz i usually only shit twice in a day if i have more than 4 hot pockets, and I only had three today because I'm on a diet
>i go back to the toilet and prepare myself, thinking it will at least give me more time to text stacy
>i scroll back through our text log to try and figure out when the last time she responded was
>its been over a month
>weird, she talks to me in class, why hasn't she responded?
>she must just be really busy and i definitely still have a chance with her
>i decide to take a picture of my poop and send it to her with the caption 'LOL 2 POOPS AND ONLY 3 HOT POCKETS, NEW RECORD'
>shes not like other girls im sure she'll find that funny

>>18144640
>wake up for school the next morning
>dont want to go but i missed so much and hope to see stacy
>I start my day, like every day, sitting on the toilet taking a dump
>im the kinda guy who has to sit there for like 5 minutes to get anything out, then theres a small rush
>then i got to wait another five to ten minutes and more will come out
>afterwards i wipe twice with the dry toilet paper
>i meant to get charmin but went with a cheap brand and regret it
>thankfully i also buy wet wipes, a few wipes with that and i feel a lot better
>the entire time im writing a 6 page text to Stacy, talking about my dump
>for some reasons she doens't immediately respond so i get nervous
>i continue to sit on the toilet texting her 'whars wrong?' and similar messages for the next six hours
>finally i realize i missed class and decide its better to just go back to sleep
>i sleep for another 4 hours and wake up, still no text from stacy
>i start calling her, but she doesn't respond
>after the tenth try i pull out amazing and start looking for prosthetic ears so my head doesn't look so weird after the surgery
>despite having shit only 10 hours ago, i feel the need again
>which is weird cuz i usually only shit twice in a day if i have more than 4 hot pockets, and I only had three today because I'm on a diet
>i go back to the toilet and prepare myself, thinking it will at least give me more time to text stacy
>i scroll back through our text log to try and figure out when the last time she responded was
>its been over a month
>weird, she talks to me in class, why hasn't she responded?
>she must just be really busy and i definitely still have a chance with her
>i decide to take a picture of my poop and send it to her with the caption 'LOL 2 POOPS AND ONLY 3 HOT POCKETS, NEW RECORD'
>shes not like other girls im sure she'll find that funny

>>18144642
>wake up for school the next morning
>dont want to go but i missed so much and hope to see stacy
>I start my day, like every day, sitting on the toilet taking a dump
>im the kinda guy who has to sit there for like 5 minutes to get anything out, then theres a small rush
>then i got to wait another five to ten minutes and more will come out
>afterwards i wipe twice with the dry toilet paper
>i meant to get charmin but went with a cheap brand and regret it
>thankfully i also buy wet wipes, a few wipes with that and i feel a lot better
>the entire time im writing a 6 page text to Stacy, talking about my dump
>for some reasons she doens't immediately respond so i get nervous
>i continue to sit on the toilet texting her 'whars wrong?' and similar messages for the next six hours
>finally i realize i missed class and decide its better to just go back to sleep
>i sleep for another 4 hours and wake up, still no text from stacy
>i start calling her, but she doesn't respond
>after the tenth try i pull out amazing and start looking for prosthetic ears so my head doesn't look so weird after the surgery
>despite having shit only 10 hours ago, i feel the need again
>which is weird cuz i usually only shit twice in a day if i have more than 4 hot pockets, and I only had three today because I'm on a diet
>i go back to the toilet and prepare myself, thinking it will at least give me more time to text stacy
>i scroll back through our text log to try and figure out when the last time she responded was
>its been over a month
>weird, she talks to me in class, why hasn't she responded?
>she must just be really busy and i definitely still have a chance with her
>i decide to take a picture of my poop and send it to her with the caption 'LOL 2 POOPS AND ONLY 3 HOT POCKETS, NEW RECORD'
>shes not like other girls im sure she'll find that funny

> cut contact to stacy
> its not good for me
> i know since forever, but finaly decide its about time
> see her walking around campus hurts the shit out of me
> try to forget her

> hospital girls starts writing with me again
>text for over an year
>finaly come together with her
>most loving and caring person i ever met
>fast forward a few years been together with hospital girl for a few years by now
>suddenly have a dream about stacy
> decide i need to write this story down to get it out of my head forever


There are two things i wanted you to say with this
1. Cut out people of your life who are clearly destroying you
2. Out of every shit that happens something great aspires

Thanks to the faggot who sabotaged this story but this was not for this was for me

>>18144666

this story was bad and you should feel bad.

>highschool
>Fall in love with girl
>She clearly likes another guy
>i tell her my feelings
>she rejects me
>i get friendzoned
>end up following her to college
>during that time end up talking to another girl
>still have it for stacy
>eventually realize stacy isnt right for me
>end up with the other girl

thats all you had to say anon. this story wasn't epic or tragic, it was just sad in the pathetic way.

>>18144666
OP you should've posted this on >>>/r9k/

>>18144730
you forgot something about poop

tl;dr

>>im the kinda guy who has to sit there for like 5 minutes to get anything out, then theres a small rush
>>then i got to wait another five to ten minutes and more will come out

What did he mean by this?