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Bit the bullet and agreed to watch Fifty Shades of Grey with my girlfriend.

Can someone please explain to me honestly, how anyone could enjoy the cringey expressionless acting that seems unbelievably forced? My girlfriend loved it, I am to the point of being irrationally angry about her loving it because of how absolute shit it is.
I understand everything is objective, but holy fuck it is horrible.

How has anyone taken this shit seriously? Surely horny stay at home housewives arent this repressed to think this is fantastic???
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It's a power fantasy for insecure cunts, and power is a good drug.
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>>18086171
*hands her toast*
Him under his breath: If you were mine you wouldnt be able to sit down for a week
Her: What??
*he leans in and takes a huge bite of her toast*
Him: I'm gonna go take a shower

HONESTLY what the FUCK
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>>18086167

Dude, unless you are some kind of movie snob, you have to have watched shit too. And you enjoyed it. Don't act all high and mighty.
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>>18086182
Cringey, but if you don't understand why women like it, you never understood insecure women. It's all about the power, and controlling the powerful savage man.
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>>18086187
Did you even read my post?
There is no redeeming factor in this dumb fucking film. They have the same facial expressions in every shot. She looks like shes holding in a fart. The roommate is a better actor than the lead. Holy shit.
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>>18086189
I clearly don't understand insecure women then.
From the actors to the plot, its full of cringe. I can't imagine them doing casting calls and they were the best they could find.
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>>18086167
The popularity of this movie just proves how women are dumb cunts.
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>>18086193

I read your post, did you read mine? You only watch Oscar-worthy performances? I don't think so.

Chill. I think you might be getting jealous of a movie, dude. Your GF is not gonna walk out on you with Gray, relax.
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>>18086202
Honestly not jealous, rethinking my relationship with my girlfriend seeing as she thinks this is a great movie.
Also, this acting is on the same scale as back-yard budget movies, yet this is a high-grossing film.
>>18086201
Thank you! What the fuck?
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>>18086211
>rethinking my relationship with my girlfriend seeing as she thinks this is a great movie.

Golden. Your GF is imaginary then. Or a total bitch and you can't admit it to yourself so you use the movie as an excuse.

Who are we kidding, this is trolling. You'd have to be really wrong in the head to talk like you are talking right now. All of this for a movie! Hahahahaha
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>>18086220
It's a dumb fucking movie Jesus christ
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>>18086221

Exactly. Getting so worked up over a dumb fucking movie is so fucking dumb. Work your issues man, you clearly have something to get of your chest and I'm pretty sure Mr. Gray is the least of your problems.
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>>18086167

Its just a fucking movie, kid. Its not indicative of any character flaws or shit-tier /r9k/ conspiracies about women.

Just a mediocre film rendition of a mildly less mediocre book. Its fine, you didn't like it. Give it 1 star on IMDB and shut the fuck up.
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>>18086195
It is, but dumb cunts don't care about that. All they care is that the guy gives them security and power. If he does, they want to tie the guy to them as much as they can, no matter what the cost, and how he uses them. If the guy wasn't super rich, the plot wouldn't work.
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>>18086201

>>>/r9k/

back to your containment board, shitbird.
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>liking 50 shades of shit
Your girlfriend is a dumb cunt. Dump her, before she does something stupid.
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>>18086234
If you liked that movie, just kill yourself.
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>>18086238
Honestly considering it.. we're 6 months in and this is a huge redflag for me.
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>>18086249

Do it, and tell her why you are doing it. I'd love to see the bitch's face when she realizes she dodged a bullet with you.
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>>18086249

>Anyone who likes things I don't like is dumb.

Good luck with your future relationships, sperggy.
You should leave her. If you're prepared to dump her over a fucking movie you've got some serious growing up to do.


>>18086240

What the fuck is it with you kids? Its just a goddamn movie. This just another excuse to whip out your redpill and start preaching about how all women are terrible?

If you were anything resembling an adult this wouldn't be a big deal. My girlfriend and I don't like the same movies all the time.

Its. A. Movie. Being entertained by a film is not indicative of anything. So what, she likes a dumb movie? Girls like all kinds of dumb things. You don't have much experience with girls, do you?
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>>18086167
Hows acting in porn videos you enjoy? Pretty bad id say.

This is Chick porn. Acting doesnt matter its the fantasy.
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