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Shit where did you find this? It seems like the solution for one of the millenia math problems, this is worth millions, holy shit thank you OP, time to cash-in

>>18075590
[fish] Exhaust ? wind cow !

I'm not entirely familiar with that dialect, but I think it roughly translates to nip nong ching chong.

>>18075639
can confirm, was eating at a chinese takeout place and showed it to the cashier and said the same thing

Thank you a lot everyone

>>18075689
try >>>/int/ or >>>/a/

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meet me? old bridge!
I think. The last character is rather ambiguous, it looks like pic related (means bridge)

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>>18075958
Think of it, it looks more like this character, in which case "laopo" means wife
Meet me? wife!

>>18075590
Can only read half of it, and not a whole half. It's in that abomination called simplified Chinese.

>>18075590
Direct translation.
>meeting? Wife!
Interpretation's up to you.
t. living in Singapore

>>18075590
It means that the phrase "约吗?老婆!" is written on a white surface(eg. white toilet seat cover) with ketchup.

OP i asked my girlfriend who is Chinese. It means Call me if you want sex

Not even shitting you. But it's in gramatically incorrect Chinese, so probably not a chinese person?

it means "wanna meet up, wife?"

And it makes no sense at all. ^ is probably right that it isn't a chink the wrote this

>>18077116
That is largely inferred. The person who smeared this may not be neurotypical, in which case it simply means to request his wife to meet him.