What's a quick fix for crippling depression?

drugs

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>>18069037
do a shit ton of dissociatives and deliriants every day until you spin out and nuke your brain and either become an empty burnout staring at the disinfectant-treated walls of mental wards or have a magnificent breakthrough trip that unrepresses your childhood traumas, allows you to make peace with the world you were forced into and gives you the guidance to step into a new life of renewed potential.

t. i ended up being the first one for a few years

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>>18069030
Guns, hiking, animals, guns, video games, drifting, look at pics of guns, look at pics of puppies, really wanting guns despite your state being so cucked, look at pics of kittens, lifting, talking on online discussion board when you should be fixing your life, really wanting that gun you admired since you were a kid, redhead porn, Asian porn, reading, and watching a movie or two.

So what I'm saying is, you should visit >>>/an/

Also amphetamine analogs that make you not want to eat until you lose all your weight.

Watching Gurren Lagann.

Quick fix? Honestly the only true quick fix is suicide.

Any and all treatments for most mental illnesses take a long time. You've got a lot of brain rewiring to do. It's possible and I've personally made progress, but you have to get yourself thinking positive again and have to snip downward cycles before they develop.

>>18069121
Suicide is correct.

>>18069030
Marx Brothers or Buster Keaton mlovies

Masturbation. Not kidding. I've used it as a crutch though years of depression and anxiety.

Granted, now I have trouble getting it up... Just don't overdo it like I did.

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https://www.youtube.com/user/torahthinking

Torah is all you need

>>18069118
Row row fight the powah!

>>18069112
Why do you like guns so much? Just curious.

>>18069144
This is bad advice. Masturbating may provide brief relief but can negatively impact your dopamine response leaving you in a deeper hole than you started in. Seriously man that is really irresponsible advice.

The only "quick fix" I've heard of are guided DMT/psilocybin experiences. In the case of Ayahuasca, you trade hours of potential hell for a potential breakthrough. You can always try ECT + Ketamine if it is truly crippling.

>>18069318

Seconding this. I wish I could get hold of DMT where I live.

There is no quick fix to treat depression. Anyone that says otherwise is lying or stupid. It's a long hard road to recovery but it's worth it Anon.

Kill yourself oh yeah!

>>18069030
yes drugs are a quick fix.

you don't want a quick fix though, you want to find out why you're depressed, and what you can do to change that. only you can answer that though

>>18069612
Where do you even start tho?

>>18069030
Caffeine

A good friend and a six pack.

You'll loosen up after the first one, and let your emotions talk it out for you.

>>18069030
Either kill yourself or do drugs, I recommend weed and lsd

>>18069317
Grew up watching military channel as a kid, dad's a civie engineer for the army, in a no-fun allowed state, etc.

It's kind of a forbidden fruit.

>>18069030
No such thing .. diagnosis, medication, professional help and time

>>18069037
Cocaine helps me desu

>>18069030
endure and overcome hardship
you will regain pride and confidence

Sleep

>>18069676
You start by finding people you trust irl to talk with about this.

I want to say happy music. some kinda techno. like maybe look up shiney things by or4nges

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>>18069030
Holy shit I had such celebrity crush ( I still do...) on Ellie Kendrick (woman in OPs pic) that it actually gave me depression.

>>18069030
grab a drink, some music, and stare at stars for a bit m8. figure out what you want in life, dream big and dial it back to something you could reasonably aim for.

It only takes 5-10 minutes to clear your head and enter a meditative state, allow your mind to follow a stream of conscious for a bit and see where it leads

Suicide

Quentin Tarantino movies

>>18069030
I take 4-FA on days I have to leave the house. Completely masks the urgent need to die, as well as the depression. It also elevates my mood, makes me more sociable and increases my mental focus.

>>18069030
Messrs Smith and Wesson will fix up very quickly.

>>18069090
>>18069318
Dear God I really want to try dissociatives and/or hallucinogens, but I don't know anyone who would have it. The best I have is a friend who could walk me through a DXM trip.

None of my medication has made me any less depressed. I'm at the end of my rope here.

>>18069030
kys 12 times

>>18071630

Go to a rave.

>>18069318
You're telling me that masturbation is irresponsible advice to give but telling a depressed person to take heavy drugs is a good idea. You idiot.

>>18069318
>>18071679

Yeah, taking hallucinogenic drugs is really dangerous if you don't have the right mindset for it. It can be one of the most profound experiences of your life, or it can just destroy you mentally when it brings to the surface all of the bad things you already preoccupy yourself with.