Help with boss's goats for Halal

>>17836827
muzzies eat a lot of goat meat, so i'd believe it.

one of my pipedreams is to quit working and create a subsistance goat farm that I maintain by selling off extra goats to ahkbars

>>17836837
So I need a Akbar or tell her to convert to Islam right?

>>17836852
yeah as far as I understand you need a muzzie specially trained in arcane sandlore and inhumane animal slaughter to get a halal cert

>>17836867
What's that under on Craigslist? Is it expensive?
We are on a budget.

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Op here. I know this sounds insane, but it's what I'm really dealing with. Any help is appreciated.

Blurry pic of goat

Just have to recite a prayer when killing the animal before slaughter. Sure there is something with draining the blood and the butcher being a muslim, but its not like Halal is a trademark.

>>17836931
So we just need a Muslim butcher that knows these prayers? I can't find anything like that on Craig's list?

>>17836827
your goats look great, pls no kill

build them a tower and let the alpha ascend to the top

>>17836977
No, ironically that was the last farm I worked at....

This is serious guys. I work for room and board.
If I cant find answers I'm gonna get kicked out.

>>17836949
real talk have you tried google

>>17836827
hey op maybe try here instead
>>17836882

>>17837021
I did actually Google "Islamic butchers near me"
Not really getting what I need.

>>17837035
This is sad, but unrelated to my current problems.

Look up the nearest mosque and ask them what to do. They are in the business of proselytizing their religion so they would properly help you.

>>17837056
Thank you good sir, you are a gentleman and a scholar.