How do I become a cold, distant high-functioning sociopath?

>>17564689
Go back in time and abuse yourself a bit as a child.
You really don't want to become mentally ill, you just want to grow the fuck up and stop being an emotional little girl.

>>17564698
Except my chink dad verbally, physically, and emotionally abused me when I was a kid. I'm 18 now and I harm my kitten and dog from time to time. I don't know why I do it, I just think it's really fun to blow off some steam.

>>17564706
Take some time to think about the meaning of everything, and then contemplate why you come up with nothing.
Do it correctly and you can build yourself up however you want

>>17564689
Tweet "How do I be like you" at Martin Shkreli. He'll probably answer you, and there you'll have it.

>>17564689
>>>/r9k/

Study business. It's working great for me. I'm taking an human relations management class right now where I'm learning how to let employees go without severance pay during a merger or hostile takeover.

>>17564689
live alone and have a ton of hobbies that are more fun when theyre alone ie blasting porn lol or watching a warner bros movie those are solo movies

>>17564689
or major in comp sci

>>17564689
You are either born a sociopath, or are abused enough at childhood that you disconnect with emotion. No other way.

by not being an edgy fag and make achieveing your only goal independantly

>>17564689
Force yourself into a traumatising situation. I'd advise joining the army.

If you want to be an edgy faggot like Sam Hyde, not an actual sociopath, just say hateful shit whenever you feel like it, especially if you think it'll get a few laughs.

>>17564706
I ritually adopt animals, grow attached to them, and kill them in a painful manner.
It provides some meaningful lessons.
Learn to detach, while maintaining the ability to attach.

>>17564689
All these fags talking about abuse and trauma are thinking of dysfunctional sociopaths that belong in a mental hospital and mybe you do as well if you go out of your way to hurt animals when it does you no benefit.
All you need to do to achieve what you want is become a narcissist. IE not caring about anything except for yourself. Make goals and then work to accomplish them no matter what, fuck everyone else. If someone is in your way make them work for you or get them out of the way somehow.
When I was younger I used to be "on top of the world," cuz this attitude makes you successful and even though you are a complete dick people like you and wanna be around you cuz you are so successful. But thats not even why you do it because who gives a shit about these nobodies.
Then I re-evaluated my life and realized living for yourself is no reason to live at all. So now I make an extra effort to make life comfortable for everyone around me. Still successful but I feel like I could be way more successful with the prior philosophy. People don't care as much now. Life isn't as fun. Its really cuz the ambition has been replaced by altruisim. But I have the upside of being an upstanding member of the community and a moral high ground.
Now that I am older still, I am wondering if I made the right choice because so few people are working to help each other and are just vile trying to become successful much like yourself which makes me wonder if my conscious attempts at being "good" are worth it, even just as being an example to others.
The moral high ground is nice but people dont appreciate it as much as pure ambition. Depending on how the people I meet in my life behave, if I completely lose confidence in humanity I might switch back and realize the full potential of my ambition again in order to get as much as possible for myself and my family.

>>17564689
Try to be as loving and kind as possible. Especially to women. They will stomp all over you, use and abuse you, and take advantage of you as much as possible. Then once you realize that all women are whores you stop giving a fuck.