How do I improve?

>>17493459
get into meditations by Marcus Aurelius

>>17493459
suck a gay dudes dick

>>17493459
Probably shave your neck beard. You can't really 'improve' your face unless you get plastic surgery. Other than that, working out will remove the fat from your face but you don't seem overweight. You're actually pretty good looking. I hope you atleast have a good smile/teeth.

>>17493464
This.

>>>/lit/
>>>/fit/

>>17493470
Thanks, I actually got pretty lucky with my teeth, didn't even need braces,will definitely shave that stuff off.

>>17493459
Ritualistic honor suicide via beheading.

>>17493464

Legit not worth it. Thought it was gonna be cash because of his quotes, but it's pretty much those...in 20 pages each.

Suicide or surgery.

>>17493524
Care to explain what's so wrong that I need surgery?

>>17493544
You were born retarded

Sorry Julio its inoperable and you'll be retarded for the rest of your natural life

>>17493556
Why exactly do you think I'm retarded? can you prove that in any way? I can't seem to find a reason for you to call me retarded besades le it's 4chan let's be assholes meme.

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>>17493569
>besades

>>17493459
go here >>>/soc/
it will make you look 10 times better.

>>17493579
Do you have so little to say that you have to resort to looking for typographical errors any person can make? GG, dipshit, GG. Go tell your mommy how good you were today.

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>>17493593
I'll tell your mom today after I fuck her

I'll use a condom so she doesn't have to deal with more retarded children

>>17493599
Is that the 12 year old inside you talking? Go learn to talk and explain your points instead of trying to shit talk people who have better education, better finances, better genes than one-cell pieces of reject sperm like you. Go back to /r9k/ you pathetic piece of shit.

Shave and lose weight

>>17493459
Shave beard and mustache.
Your eyebrows look okay but they could probably be better, up to you. Other than that you look fiiiiiine

>>17493459
Stop giving a goddamn fuck and just smoke some reefer. Don't buy Reggie though, only hydro or medical.

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>>17493613
Why would I have a 12 year old inside me? Fag

>>17493632
Motherfucker can't even understand figurative speech, seriously what kind of dumbass fucking faggot am I arguing with?

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>>17493645
Look in the mirror and find out

>>17493648
>using 3rd grade insults
Are you locked at the level of 12 year ord le trolling retards?

Mods, please ban this underage piece of shit that thinks it's trolling someone and hoping It takes me more effort to ridicule his stulidity than it takes him to try to get on my nerves.

TL;DR your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you post on 4chan again, all immunities negated.

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>>17493682

I don't know what language that is

Opie what exactly do you want advice on improving? Is it about your face (if that's you) or your character?

>>17493692
Go learn English then dumbass, it's not even my first language but I'm pretty sure I know it better than you.
Also stop posting irrelevant pictures as if they help you prove some kind of retarded point

Your shitposting is so bad I'm gonna sage my own fucking thread so your cancer doesn't spread you dumb motherfucker

Shave and wear some shades.

>>17493694
Yeah, it's about my face mostly I want to get some advice about hair and facial hair because there's not much I can change about the rest, pic related

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>>17493700
A solid minute of laughter

Thank you

>>17493707
You're welcome you cuck, I'll have you know that I've masturbated three times reading your posts and imagining what a cunt your mother was and how amazing the sex was that your father didn't bail the first day he met her.

>>17493705
You're brave for posting your real face outside of /soc/. Since I am not a man I reccomend finding a reputable male barber and talk to him about shit, if you want a new haircut.

Sorry I can't be of much advice, you look average to me. No complaints

>>17493716
Do you really have to post with your trip?

>>17493715
I wish my mom wasn't so good at sex then

>>17493720
Sir I do not see a problem. I figured that if I've been lurking here for years, why not post using the trip I use? When I do post


Is this bothering you? Do you need someone to talk to?

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>>17493726
Yeah seeing you post with a trip does bother me

>>17493729
Why

This is my domain too, only I don't shitpost

>>17493729
What's so wrong about posting with a trip does it rustle your jimmies?

>>17493720
Even you fucking wish you were never born, kust noticed your name, never cringed so hard, do everyine a favor, kill yourself and stop your miserable existence.

Look I'm sorry okay. But I'm taking your advice, and I'm taking the advice /adv/ gave me.

>Life hurts
>some people aren't compatible
>be a better friend
>keep my big mouth shut about things until it's appropriate

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>>17493735
Maybe because I didn't want to be reminded of you when I come here

If you're going to insist on staying then I'll be leaving because this place isn't big enough for both of us

>>17493756
Glad to hear that, arrividerci, faggot.

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>>17493749
Someone has to play the antagonist in the story

>>17493756
It hurts that much? Maybe a break is best then. But I really don't want to stop doing something just because you told me to. I like posting with a trip sometimes especially when I'm genuinely advising

You can go to /an/ and shitpost with bugguy, it'll be fun, lighten up that board together

>>17493772
Enjoy yourself then its all yours

>>17493556
>calls other retarded
>uses a trip code

>>17493827
He's just hurting. We used to be friends

Sorry to hijack your thread opie