Homestuck #22

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>>579730
We all do.

>>579454
All I have are reposts from earlier threads...

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I wish the MSPARP room wasn't so dead.
Speaking of which anyone know of any really good Vriskan fics?

>>579454
recommended fic list is good but it's a mix of ws and explicit fics. What are some of the raunchiest fics from the list or otherwise?

also, the homesmut prompt thing migrated to another site, did it just die a quiet death there or was there nothing worth linking from there?

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I don't have the full versions

>>580262
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>>580279
that's loli, anon

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This threads are too slow

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There needs to be more carapace stuff

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>>580512
The Doc

>>580286
i call editfags

So, dumb question... I don't know how many of the people in this thread are fans of the actual comic as opposed to just in it for the open, but I guess it can't hurt to ask.

Would anyone here be interested in various 3D printed "stuff"? Stuff like various logos, icons, etc. from the comic, maybe even scale approximations of like weapons or objects.

So far I've got the sun icon (or "Light" icon), green slime ghost icon, Roxy's icon, and the SBurb logo made. The SBurb logo and Light icon have stands as well.


I'll post images of what I have tomorrow, just wanted to gauge if there's any interest at all for this.

>>580114
it's got good stuff but no one's ever compiled them into a list for some reason

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Bump with an edit

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>>581321
This is an example of what I mean.

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>>582029
What's the point of that? Just post the normal version instead.
Also, that's a pretty shitty edit. Pixels everywhere...

>>582029
Edit that "censored" Kan over here, and we will talk then

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>>582053
I preferred the color I changed it to, and wanted to remove the horns and Aradia. I know it's a shitty edit, just wanted to get the thread moving is all.

>>582048
I think these are pretty cool but you realize this is a porn thread, right? Please go ask the HST on /co/

nepeta a cute

>>579569
I never thought I'd see mobster kingpin porn

>>582048
take this to tumblr they will love it
not even joking

>>581321
I'd be down for little 3D trinkets. I need a doom logo for my cosplay soon too.
Do you have a tumblr? I'd probably link it on /co/ unless you dont mind dropping it here

>>582347
>>582700
Yeah, didn't really know where to put it, sorry.

I'll pop over there tomorrow I guess. Thanks for the advice.

>>583293
No, don't have a tumblr (for these, yet) but I'll be making one for it soon I guess. Will be posting on /co/ but will be sure to mention it back here.

I'd honestly be up for printing whatever, as long as I don't get buttfucked by whatever company the logo/whatever is belongs to / is copyrighted by. Still very new to this so I have no idea what the laws are on it.

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>>582141
>>580286

anybody with actual editing skills free to finish the job

Is it alright if promote my own fics on here? I've been writing a lot at http://alcumia.tumblr.com/, mostly long-ish prompt fills with a few projects of my own that I post on Ao3. I focus almost exclusively on ladies with dicks, and I especially love futa on male stuff, because there's never enough of it.

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>>584922
I don't speak for everyone but personally I'm ok with it. I guess it could cause a minor problem if it was constantly spammed 24/7 but if not then it's fine.

>>585085
thank you new memes
now I just need to see nepeta in it

>>581365
damn, too bad

>>585098
>red blood

>>585288
The people on the HF page pointed that out, original artist didn't give a fuck apparently

>>579454
Is it considered gauche to put your own work forward for the recommended fic list?

Any new thicc ha art come out recently? Figure the finale would rekindle alot of those artists' inrerests

>>585611
well, deliver, and we will think if it's worth it or not

>>584922
>I especially love futa on male stuff, because there's never enough of it

you are national fucking treasure. Do you take requests for fic ideas?

>>585950
Yep! I take requests on my blog, and my inbox is always open. Though I honestly don't fill as many as I probably should. Work keeps me busy.

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>>585935
If you say so famulimus

http://pastebin.com/xU7jhq6c Condy/Erisolsprite, Sexual Slavery & One Woman Gangbang
http://pastebin.com/nsCKSDur Sollux<3/<>Aradia, Mouth Fucking
http://pastebin.com/dyxA5PCg Spades Slick<3Ms. Paint, Sickfic
http://pastebin.com/NEXPXDx5 Vriska/(Vriska)/Meenah, Bullying
http://pastebin.com/9d27fdQs Vriska/Karkat, Prison Sex
http://pastebin.com/AgAiEACh Clover cucks Dave

I also have a couple more on my Ao3 that don't really read well without the text colors and formatting

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6735121/chapters/15393619 Rose<3Kanaya<>Karkat<3<Rose, Spitroasting
https://archiveofourown.org/works/6885982 The sequel
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6867895/chapters/15672340 The 'Vriska 8eats her moirail' episode

>>586068
>>584922
Dropped off a request, you can probably guess which one

Anyone have any drawing requests? Tonight only

>>587007
half-naked pregnant jade lying on a bed with a strawberry in her mouth

>>587007
tumblr jilling off, thinking about MSPAF buggering /hsg/

or Condy/Karkat

>>587007
Karkat fucks grub!Vriska like a fleshlight

>>582048

I would buy those for sure.

>>587025
seconding any of these

>>587007
A panty-wearing John or Dave getting fucked in the butt by Rose with a giant black tentacle dick

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new from DA.

>>587007
kanaya biting on rose's neck while rose feels up her bulge

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Seems I've arrived just in time.

>>587007
Dave breeding Rose, cumming buckets in her.

>>587092
Cool. I'll drop by here once I've got more stuff out; I also hang out on /co/'s HSG now that someone's pointed me to it.

>>586238
I thought Prison 8itch was already on the list! Turns out, it wasn't. Now, it is. Your AO3 is now listed in the "more writers" section.

I also added that first fic. As an aside, I didn't realize while reading it that it was Erisolsprite getting fucked. I thought it was just ordinary Sollux. Maybe I've forgotten the subtle differences in their ways of speaking?

Oldie but a goodie:

Rose x Kanaya (FF)

http://archiveofourown.org/works/195088

>>587857
This is Roxy and...?

>>587546
I'd like to second this request.

>>587061
...or this one. Don't judge me.

>>589035
Based on the size, I think HB?

>>587007
Grandpa Harley with a cock-shaped shotgun blasting jizz all over a fine selection of bitches.

>>588951
Shit, thanks

>I also added that first fic. As an aside, I didn't realize while reading it that it was Erisolsprite getting fucked. I thought it was just ordinary Sollux. Maybe I've forgotten the subtle differences in their ways of speaking?

I included all the double 'v's and 'w's but looking at it now there are 'ing's that should just be 'in'. I might activate the Homestuck work skin on the Ao3 version so I can also use text colors there.

>>589002
Neat. IDK if it's yours but
>Kanaya was the only one of the Alternians that appeared at all in literature

should probably be

>Kanaya was the only one of the Alternians that appeared at all interested in literature

>>589143
Actually since it's from 2011 I'm guessing that ship has probably sailed

>>579972
Sauce on this pic? Reverse image search got nothing, and couldn't find on any boorus. Looks like either faustsketcher or norasuko though right?

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>>589729
Same with this

>>589729
>>589739
I have no idea who the artist is. There were like 3 images, clean and 'wet', which had different facial expressions; I edited them to have each possible expression.

>>589729
If I remember right, it's a picture someone commissioned from Fausketcher (god bless their soul).

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>>589729
>read the filename
Commisioned by some anonymous, strangely the artist never posted those on any of his websites.

>>589821
>>589838
>>589989
Thanks. I could have sworn I'd seen them before somewhere, but couldn't find them anywhere.

>>589143
What about Karkat and his romcom novels?

>>591330
I think 2011 might actually have been before he canonically liked those. In his intro he likes shitty movies but books I don't know that we ever got until later.

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live damn you!

Bump I need my troll sex.

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idunno man, it seems like i already saved/fapped to everything worth attention
homesmut slowly loses its appeal for me

Any good Meenah fics? Seem rare.

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>>594522
Lemme just check my bookmark barrel. It looks like almost all of them are Karkat/Meenah
https://archiveofourown.org/works/666530 Karkat/Meenah
https://archiveofourown.org/works/534261 Karkat/Meenah again (the only non lewd one in here, holds a special place in my heart)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/1882092 Meenah buys Karkat as a fuckslave
https://archiveofourown.org/works/2233203 Meenah and Feferi simultaneously knot Karkat
https://archiveofourown.org/works/2333924 Meenah and Feferi simultaneously knot Karkat again
https://archiveofourown.org/works/389880 Meenah/Roxy

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>>594609
https://archiveofourown.org/works/500461 Meenah and the other Beforus girls gang fuck Kankri
http://archiveofourown.org/works/2256234 Meenah and the other Beforus girls gang fuck Kankri again (scroll down)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6918565/chapters/15826051 Meenah and Vriska double team (Vriska)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1402495/chapters/2940859 Meenah/Damara
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1219861/chapters/2780221 Human!Meenah takes advantage of a younger Human!Vriska
http://archiveofourown.org/works/943682 Meenah jerks off

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And as long as I'm posting fics I might as well drop off one I just finished

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6986527/chapters/15920218

Vriska accidentally knocks up Karkat, then is surprisingly sweet to him while he gestates her 8rood.

Anyone got any mind control stuff?

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>>594834
I filled a prompt for Vriska mind controlling John and Tavros, making them fuck each other while she fucked John. (Yeah, I know Vriska can't control humans, so I just handwaved it and said she found a way to just control his movements.)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6919705

While I'm dumping fics, here's a few more that aren't just prompt fills.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5155031 - John/Vriska. Vriska catches John stealing her panties, so she makes him wear a thong and fucks him in the butt.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6191233 - Dave/Kanaya. Dave is dressed up as Rose and Kanaya doesn't know. She fucks him in the butt.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6218446 - John/Rose. John and Rose get married for purely symbolic reasons. John wears the dress. Rose has a huge black grimdark tentacle dick. She fucks him in the butt. (And mouth!)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6423496 - Eridan/Feferi. Feferi walks in on Eridan in his March outfit. She puts on his clothes. And then she fucks him in the butt. (And mouth!)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6673693 - John/Jade, Dave/Rose, Karkat/Terezi, Sollux/Aradia. Based on that one dumb panty raid comic that I was going to link to, but holy shit I think I actually made them delete it (see pic). The girls punish the boys for stealing their panties. Guess how they do it. Honestly, this is probably my magnum opus.

>>594609
>>594615
Sauce on the author of these?? probably the only hot condy art i've ever seen

>>595700
holy shit my dick

>>581321
Can't wait to print my own shitty swords

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>>595700
>All that butt-fucking
This pleases me.

>>584922
>futa on male
you know what's even more rare ? Male on futa
Such a shame we see so little of it

>>585085
I personally would prefer that the black-haired girls with the black ones, while the blondes with the white ones.

>>597606
I respect your opinion toward the fashionability of putting cute girls in color coordinated undergarments and find it agreeable.

>>594609
>>594615
Anon, could you narrow down to the fics they only have one gender? It nearly kills my boner to read all the way only to discover Meenah has a dick/tentacle and now I have to use my imagination to make it begone

>>595700
Oh, hey, I loved "Red Suits You", and "Wet Dreams" from your newest stories. Parent Trap But With Dicks was my favorite before those, too! Great job.

>>598181
Thanks! And we're a bit of an Aradia fan, aren't we? Those are a few of my prompt fills, but I haven't put all of them on Ao3 yet. I recently filled an Aradia/Reader prompt that might be your speed. If your speed is getting fucked in the butt. (And mouth!)
http://alcumia.tumblr.com/post/144981230131

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Not a lot of art in this thread so here's a screencap of a commission i'm working on. It's some big foursome with Vriska and Mindfang

>>598411
Plzerino posterino when you're finisherino

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How's it going? I'm compiling a collection of nudestuck even bigger than the last. Speaking of, does anyone know what torrent site I can reliably post it to? Last time I checked the Pirate Bay bit it in a legal battle.

Oh, and ripping private videos from Vimeo. There are a few on there that I want to shove in. I know that passwords and such but I'm still having trouble.

>>599014
Do you have anything from mewdstuck?

>>599037
No but I'll certainly look for some. It's not the first time I've dug up pics from a defunct nudestucker.

>>599037
>>599045
M'kay I think I got everything. Hard to tell with the deactivated accounts. Especially those I didn't follow before.

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>>599014
holy hell, that looks like a quality collection

>>598837
Will make sure that happeninos, Nick Bonino

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>>599135
Yeah it consist of what I believe to be a majority of nudestuckers out there. All I really need now is to finish the last bit of downloading, clean out junk like avatars and icons, and find a place to upload it. The only thing I likely can't get is videos they sell as I suffer from an acute case of being poor. If there are any nudestucks you want me to add, just say so and I'll hop to it.

>>599171
>and find a place to upload it
just use Dropbox or Mega.nz

>>599171
Hey cool this means I can get my deleted stuff back if it ever disappears off my computer.

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>>599181
Well I mean if they accept files that are over ten gigabytes then sure, I guess that solves one problem. Now I just need to figure out how to rip those Vimeo videos and take some requests if there are any.

>>599202
Dropbox sucks. Use mega. You get 50 GB free. How/why is it that some of those files are 10gb+? You're not making it all one giant huge zip I hope?

>>599283
All together the collection comes to 10gb+ yes. Though if you've a better idea I'm all ears.

>>599293
Misunderstood. I thought you had individual files in the collection that were 10gb+.

Use Mega, as I said. You can upload entire folders using the upload queue thing. No need to zip it into one single file. Then people can download individual files/folders at their leisure, instead of having to download a single massive zip file, blind to its contents, and hope that nothing fucks up in the process.

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>>600214
Noted though I do plan to make a torrent if possible. Low priority though. This is the full list of nudestucks in the collection so if you've any requests then now would be the time.

>>600486
>requests
I do enjoy most anything with Rose/Roxy and the occasional Damara, if you'd be so inclined.

or am I completely misinterpreting what this is?

>>600486
Find any good male nudestuckers.

>>600625
Kinda. I mean as in give me nudestucker names. Though I can appreciate your tastes.

>>600661
Fair enough. Any suggestions as where to start?

>>600686
See what the girl nudestuckers reblog. They might be kind of shameless but I'm sure they still have standards. If they tag their shit just start punching in male character names and see if anyone semi attractive (or stomachable) comes up. Idk, seems like a fun challenge and a great way to deflect someone stumbling on to this huge stash and calling it some kind of act misogyny just because there are no dudes.

IIRC the last big dump on r34stuck didn't have any guys and that was a big shouting point for the girls.

>>600794
Good point. I do follow caliboner but that's mainly because he's a fantastic Caliborn. But yeah I'll start with him.

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>>600909

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>>600914

>>600915
This is awful. It's really a shame Homestuck didn't get many quality comics or any kind of doujins

>>600919
Heres some higher quality smut
i-am-your-lord.deviantart.com/

>>600929
Tbh they're not too far apart

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>>600933

>>600929
Come on, it's not THAT bad

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animated tentabulge

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more animated goodness

i would like more jade stuff

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>>602817
>>602819
>>602861

bump to save my life

>>603105
its dead now

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>>603000

>>600486
Any progress on this?

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Haven't seen this before, I think it might be from mindwipe's patreon

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>>603000

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Oops I just realized that >>603861is genderbent John, not jade. Disregard that picture.

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>>603915
YOU FUCKED UP

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>>604197

>>603597
Almost finished with cleaning out junk and such. Afterwards I'm gonna add some dudes, clean those out, and then upload it to MEGA.

>>604306
I eagerly wait with a boner

>>604325
Jesus fuck, I can't believe real people exist and look this flawless, and are down to earth enough about it to cosplay nudestuck.

>>604325
>>604439
Can someone dump her? Not really interested in any other cosplayer.

>>604781
No way man we're happily dating I'd never let her go just for you

>>605124
Thanks a bunch.

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>>605133
No problem, sorry for taking so long with upload. I've been procrastinating getting the dudestucks so I'm to blame. As for shinoda... Help.

>>605147
suggestion: upload the ladystuck now and the dudestuck after, either as a separate file or added in

>>605179
>>605147
yeah i don't want to waste time and disc space downloading men

>>605179
>>605190
Mmmm... Alright. I'll upload it later today.

>>605230
cheers mate

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Pick your poison, /aco/

>>605254
start with megido please

>>605190
>yeah i don't want to waste time and disc space downloading men
just don't then. Barely anyone wants that anyways.

>>605205
there is no source. I don't know where they came from (Ithink it showed up on the original nudestuck.tumblr as submissions) but there was never anything more than those 3 pics.

>>605254
Seconding Megido, requesting Lalondes after

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>>598411
>>598837
>>599167
Well, finally finished this. If it seems a bit flat color wise it's because the guy was really specific on how he wanted the style of it.

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>>605256
>>605272
I have a fuckton of Lalonde, and only a handful of Megido. I'll dump all my Megido starting with this.

1/11

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>>605289

2/11

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>>605290

3/11

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>>605294

4/11

>>605296

5/11

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>>605300

Picture didn't post for some reason.

5/11 again

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>>605319

6/11

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>>605336

7/11

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>>605341

8/11

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>>605369

9/11


kek

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>>605374

10/11

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>>605377

11/11

Will start upload on Lalondes a little later.

>>605413
Her mollywhops are indeed mighty mirthful.

>>605441
Pretty sure this guy deleted his porn blog because he was discovered to be a Paradox Space artist in his "main" online identity

>>605521
But it was okay for Hiveswap artists to draw porn?

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About to start Lalonde dump. Fuck man, I have a lot of Lalonde.

>>605624
It was okay, yes, I just think he got spooked/ashamed, not knowing it was okay

>>605649
brrrring it

>>605649
Well? I've got my dick out. You're killin' me.

>>605649
Is Lalonde man kill?

>>605838
He died with his Lalonde porn folder open and ready to go. They saw everything when they found him.

Guys, help. I'm trying to find a John/Terezi/Karkat fic that parodies a film noir where John starts up handcuffed in Terezi's office but escapes and commences sexytimes. Where find?

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Working on a big Karkat/Dolorosa sketch collage or whatever the hell you call it when it's a few different positions in one image. Felt like posting the first one on its own here for no real reason

>>606124
Awesome, man. Can't wait.

>>605441
Kek

>>606124
Where's her dick

>>606124
big fan of your stuff

>>606195
She's tucking

>>606202
Thank you! I'm glad you think it's worth liking

>>605649
What the hell, dude?

>>605230
And you, too, what the hell, dude?

>>595700
Write Cockanaya fucking /hsg/

>>599171
Do you have, mirthfulmollywhop?

>>606124
Sir, could I ask for a Dolorosa X Karkat smutfic as well?

>>606220
Sorry... It's all cleaned out but I got hit in the face with depression. I'll get on it. Once again I'm quite sorry.

>>606645
Could you please just request Kanaya/reader you fucking memelord

>>580128
Im ashamed I want this

>>606729
It's okay. It happens. Take all the time you need.

>>605649
I hope you deleted your files and history before your stroke took hold. RIP.

>>605649
F

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>>607293
Thanks for understanding. I'm feeling better but now there is a new wait as seen in pic related.

>>607978
I can fap to this image right now

>>607985
Well I'm certainly not going to stop you. You do you, anon.

>>579569
ewww

>>609002
shit taste

>>607179
I'd request myself fucking your mom's ass, but this is supposed to be fanFICTION

>>607978
ETA? I assume it's changed over time.

>>609598
Twenty-two minutes I guess? I'm not sure MEGAsync's estimation is accurate though I'm willing to bet it will be finished by today.

>>595700
>white and black wedding
jesus fuck anon, yes

>>607183
it's alright anon i want it too

>>609603
Oh, sweet, I'm so ready.

>>607978

Any update yet?

>>607978
hyp

>>610189
>>610563
After a few hours it's finally down to six minutes. I'd recommend putting away you hand lotion until after I post the link. It may still be a while.

>>610572
oops
too late

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>>610627
And yet so far.

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The thread has basically ground to a complete halt in anticipation of this mega dump.

I have been masturbating this entire time.

No regrets.

>>610778
Sorry about that. Didn't mean to get everyone stiff with anticipation.

>>610844
Don't you dare apologize for my boner. I will fucking end you.

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>>610658
anything?

>>611310
>that filename
fully represents my reaction to the picture

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bUNp

e

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>>612140
I agree

>>612521

Woo!

>>612521
holy shit
may the porn gods be in your favor

>>612521
HELL
FUCKING
YES

>>612521
>cestlabooty
Haha I forgot about her. I dated her for a bit. Terrible, terrible person

>>612534
>>612624
>>612744
I'm glad to see this pleases you.

>>612760
My apologies if I've brought back some bad memories for you. Though I will admit that my inner gossip lover is curious as to why she is so terrible.

>>612521
Every single fucking time I try to download one of the folders it fucking shits itself. What the fuck do I do?

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>>612823
Not bad at all, just kind of laughing about how shitty she is. If you want, here's the story.

Basically when I met her she was living off her rich parents. She had no will to get a job and let her parents pay for her to go to cons and do whatever she wanted.

She was poly and pretended to be trans. I say pretended because while her exact greeting was "Hi, I'm Allynn, I'm trans!" whenever she was around anyone who had known her for more than a week it was "oh yeah you can call me a girl if you want I don't mind."

She shit talked her friends. She had really sweet friends too, like a little kid who would cosplay John/Jake, who she sent hate to about how "lmao you can't even go outside much less function in the real world until you stop acting like such a wuss" and encouraged her followers to do the same.

She forced herself to be the center of attention, to the point that at a con photoshoot she made herself one of the moderators, basically just walked up and shouted with actual people in charge (that whole experience was miserable I never wanna do a photoshoot again).

After the con she called to break up with me and I told her I didn't really care, then she acted really offended because I wasn't upset and said she had to go, then texted me a lot saying she cheated on me at the con, idk if it was true, but I think she just wanted a reaction.

A couple weeks after that, we were on a group chat we were part of where everyone pretty much hated her because of her selfishness and confrontational attitude. One night after she went to bed we were all riffing about the things she'd done to slight each of us and how annoyed we were, so I suggested we all just leave the chat and make a new one.

When she woke up the next morning everyone but her was out of the chat and she kept bugging me over text to start fights. I forget what I said to get her off my back.

Last time I checked she was back to being a girl and using her real name, still causing drama.

>>612846
I'd recommend installing MEGAsync. It's what got it up there so it should be able to get it onto your hard drive.

>>612858
Christ man, sounds like a burden. I'm not sure what she's doing now as I honestly didn't care for the personal posts but I believe she recently posted gifs of her working at a strip club.

Huh, my post with the link in it was taken down. How odd. Does anyone have any idea why?

>>612867
Wouldn't surprise me. She doesn't have any experience, she went to a community college, and probably has cosplay photos for a "resume" she's only sending to dream jobs.

>>612876
No idea, might be accidental pruning

>>612876
Because 4chan mods are literal Nazis

Fuck me I hate 4chan mods more than I hate Hitler!!!! Can who ever posted the MEGA thing post it again please? Or send me a link to it if I post one of my account names?

>>612883
Which shall likely remain just that, dreams.

>>612884
The funny thing is that the link is still up on the /co/ thread despite being a blue board. I guess you can get away with posting quite a bit on them as long as they aren't cat dicks.

>>612891

>>>/co/834534468

Hope I did that right.

>>612893
The line is telling me, "No you didn't you twit"

>>>/co/83453468

>>612891
https://mega.nz/#F!IM8lHD5I!3mGDqLemBGkLgtmdakOVjw

>>612893
>>612895
Thanks.

>>612898
I got it. Thanks though. I just hope that these new links to it don't get taken down

>>603990
>filename

>>612893
>going to /co/
>ever
>>>/Tumblr/
>>>/lgbt/
And stay there :^)

>>612898
holy shit, my dick is going to be sore for weeks

>>612876
its because the picture was nudestuck, which isn't a cartoon.

>>612898
>mega.nz

how the fuck it even works

>>612898
>all the fat
>all the ugly
>all the pics are just resized thumbnails
I wasted several hours of browsing, downloading and checking if you had anything new of the few nudestuckers I have collections of but found absolute zero of save-worthy material. What a letdown.

Remember kids, [quality > quantity].

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>>613060
yes?

>>614013
pls upload your own collection, not joshing just want more!

>>614013
I'm with >>614483, mega your select pics.

>>589047
>...or this one. Don't judge me.
fic it

>>614573
Seconding

why is mega such a laggy piece of shit of a website, anons? How bad at IT you have to be to make a website that takes 30 mins and 2 crashes to generate a fucking link for sharing....

>>614573
I'm considering ficing it myself, but I've never written that sort of thing. Not even sure where to start.

>>614616
1. it's built on javascript or something, which is an ancient language that runs like ass because reasons.

2. Browsers don't like it because it is a memory hog. This problem gets exponentially worse when you're downloading big files.

If you use or want to use Mega heavily, get he Mega extension for Chrome. Basically it makes the site work not like shit, particularly when one is dealing with large files.

Ah, finally.
>>614483
>>614570
I'm a lazy piece of shit, but since the anon put so much effort into it, I guess I can share something he didn't have. Contents:
1 quality nudestucker. (Fyi I save only the things I like, so the link should provide more content)
+1 Xenophillicbroad's video

>>614626
stupid, forgot the link:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5VjQAII!IAt-PDJ_GDyzmXjk60aEhw

>>614622
thanks, quite informative, actually.

>>614626
aww, thanks anyways! could you maybe post the names of fav nudestuckers not in the other mega link, if yer feeling lazy I'll track 'em down for myself.

Yo I wanna try and start making a homestuck doujin but I'm lazy and i don't want to write anything, I just want to draw it, yafeel? Anyone got a fic to suggest for a script or anything?

>>614815
I don't think I have any other sourceable unbetold favorites. After all, nudestuck is mostly just lazy camwhores anyways, so unless I accidentally see something I really like, I don't bother searching and/or saving it that much.

>>614891
http://archiveofourown.org/users/CidGregor/pseuds/CidGregor/works

Pick one of these, always good for a fap.

>>615297
literally cancer

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>>615303
no, this is cancer

>>615297
I'm going with the second one.
because it's funnier and those people don't even register as dave and jade

>>615311
You're right, karezi IS cancer

>>614891
I could write you a script?

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>>615311

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>>615443
I agree, katnep is terrible

>>615575
Every time I look at this image I start smelling rotten eggs.

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>>615605
That's usually a sign that you've got some sort of terminal disease

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>>615620
Okay. Anyway since you seem to be having a fit of asperger's, I'm gonna dump some KatNep so this thread can at least die with dignity

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>>615636

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>>615645

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>>615651

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>>615654