Old Robot Thread:
Not sure this thread's policy on OC, but this is a couple more sketches of a bot I drew in the last thread.
Imma post some OC writefaggotry and a shitty pic of it
Its the year 2045.
You are the maintenance supervisor to your standard, average robot operated factory.
The machines you work with are not even close to the human like servant units or the hyper intelligent computers. They are equipment, only given basic sentience and personality.
As you walk across the production line you watch at the machinery work. Vaguely humanoid robots roll in their rails, doing their jobs.
However you've noticed lately that a unit has been behaving strangely. She wasn't anymore different than the others, you think to yourself as you walk towards her. Her yellow, metallic, rough edged body was shining in the factory's lights, black wiring showing underneath her limbs' joints. She turned her screen face to you, looking excited and rolled forward.
"Good morning, Supervisor Anon!"
She said, her black screen showing two oval white dots, resembling eyes.
You were a bit creeped out by her enthousiastic attitude but you found it a little bit cute. You chuckle a bit, taking a note on your clipboard and look up at her.
"Hello unit..umm.. number 2833. How are you feeling today?"
Luckily her number was printed on her torso. She however always thought you remembered her 'name'.
"Oh, sir. I haven't documented any change until now that i saw you. N-not that i mean anything bad by it. A mere data report."
Her face briefly displayed a chart of her simulated adrenaline levels. An almost straight line until she saw you.
"Oh.. umm you see, 2833. You are not really supposed to have such flunctuations.."
You tried to explain as the machine tilted her head
"Look... pass by my office when your shift is over, ok? And i'll run some tests on you"
" Your office? Y-yes, sir!"
She exclaimed, returning to her spot in the production line. You walk away, feeling a little bit weird. I mean, she was sort of hitting on you. Humans say pick up lines, she presented data to you. Strangely romantic.
The factory closes for the night and you await her in your office. Her metallic legs were heard clanking on the floor outside.
"I-im here, supervisor Anon.."
She walked in awkwardly. Her legs were usually jointed when she was on her rail, but they could break into three spider like legs and allow her free movement.
You sit up, holding a wire and walk closer to her.
"Great, here let me just plug this in and i'll check for curropted code at you real qui-"
You are cut off when she knocks the wire off your hand. Her synthetic voice is pleading to you
"A-anon sir, please! I swear, i am not malfunctioning! I-i have done my own research, and i believe its something else!
You look at her dumbfounded, she has never showed such agressiveness before.
"In my spare time i-i study human behaviour and i show all the symptoms of this 'love' condition. It causes me all sorts of weird thoughts and feelings. I-i beg of you, could you tell me what to do?"
You back up against the wall, not feeling your legs holding you anymore with fear
I mean seriously, if you say something wrong, she could easily crush you. Emotional outbursts are dangerous in humans, imagine that in an industrial grade robot.
"L-look, i-its okay. I'm a human and w-we feel love all the time. I-i can help you. Tell me what f-feelings do you have?"
You throw a reassuring smile at her.
"I-its a sort of emptyness, a craving feeling for something but i do not understand what. It occurs to me whenever i see or think about you"
"Sex?!" You squeal, never been so weirded out and flattered in the same time. She is openly confessing her love to you, even if she doesnt fully understand it.
She pauses for a bit, as encyclopedia pages flash through her screen before her eyes return.
"So this could be it.. E-excuse me, sir, with your permission if i could be alone to study for a bit.."
"Ummm.. yes, go ahead. And tell me tomorrow if I helped"
"Thank you, sir.."
She left you alone in your office, as you breathed heavily. She seemed so cutely oblivious to everything, but surely she would understand and leave you alone, you think before leaving to your home.
Next day, you are back at work, making your way through the busy corridors when suddenly you feel the tight grip of a claw on your arm, pulling you into your office. You see her, locking the door before pinning you to a wall.
"Sir, i-i've had an amazing breakthrough! I-i believe i love you!"
"Wha-?! Oh! Umm! B-brilliant. See? You found w-what was bothering you.." you chuckle, looking straight at her.
"I have created a device that can enable me to fight off that feeling of emptyness, based on the best anatomy files! I studied intercourse, as you told me. You are the partner i want to do it with, see?
She lifted her torso so that you could see that she made a modification on her. Between her legs there was an aperture made of a skin-like fabric your company makes. You look wide eyed at it and then up at her 'face' as you start to get hard by the heat of the moment against your will.
W-wow. Umm... Look, 2833. I-i cant really have.. umm sex with you, its against the regulations, you could be decommisioned..-"
She held you tighter and started to undo your pants, letting your cock spring free.
"Anon, sir. You are already stimulated, doesnt that mean you want to do this? It is pleasurable for both, i've read. It wont take much of your time.."
She grinded herself on your cock as you squirmed. Her 'pussy' was wet, since this fabric acted like alive tissue, complete with neural stimulation for her. You grunt and try to push her off to no result.
"P-please, you shouldnt do this, really. J-just leave and i-i wont tell anyone, 28-!"
Finally, she lowers her torso to you, slipping your cock in her slowly as she lets out a loud moan of pleasure. She wraps one of her legs around your hips and starts forcing you to thrust in her. You clench your teeth and resist as much as you can. You don't want to admit it but the feeling is truly amazing. She gasps at your every thrust, dominated by
this new feeling.
"A-agh! This-this must be it! ohh.. S-stimulation! I-if i orgasm am i-i cured of love?"
You don't think enough to answer to that adorably wrong perseption, as you spend more time thinking that a fembot is sort of raping you. You try to talk but only bestial grunts escape your mouth.
She starts going faster, wrapping her arms around your back and pulling your head to her 'chest'.
She is doing as she wants, throwing you on the floor like a ragdoll and climbing on you to ride you.
"A-anon, i-i think i am close to climax..!"
You are not going to hold for much longer yourself, you think as you look up to the tons of machinery bobbing above you.
With an earth-shattering scream (thank god this office is soundproof) she cums, stopping her movement. The same time, you release inside her. In perfect synchronisation with each other. She rolls off you feeling limp and worried that she'd crush you if she layed on you. You breathe heavily as you hear her panting. She's not breathing, why is she panting? She's been copying too much human interactions, maybe.
"W-was this enough? A-are you alright? 2833?"
She lets out a sigh, and lays an arm on you, pulling you closer and cuddling with you. Her cold metal chassis feeling somewhat comfy, despite what you expected.
"I anticipated so.. It was fantastic, absolutely.. But however this feeling is still there, only subtly changed.I am revisioning some theories.. Love is not just one time intercourse. She looked at you, with her equivelant of puppy eyes.
"A-anon, sir.. Do you love me too?"
How could you resist Such a girl? Sure she had a crude way of expressing her love but she did truly love you to the bone.
"I-i do ,2833.."
You manage to utter between heavy breaths.
She wrapped you tigher laying on the floor with you and pressed her screen to your lips. You gave her a gentle, sort of kiss. She drifted to 'sleep', having exhausted her power reserves.
>yfw western robots will never legally be given free thought, being nothing more than emotionless puppets of government-endorsed dogma
Would you have sex with a sentient prison, /aco/?
I can see a prison break involving someone seducing the prison AI, then making her climax so hard she shuts down and unlocks all the doors.
Microsoft did a completely idiotic publicity stunt that backfired. AI research has been around since the early 50s. We have dreamed about AI since at least antiquity.
Also, logic has little to do with reality. If Hitler is the best thing since sliced bread, then liking Hitler is good. If a robot can't see color, then colors are of no importance and so fucking on.
No, there will be AIs, despite Microsoft dun goofed it and /pol/ believing that their Hitlor Loli was snatched from them right before commercial launch. We humans discard *anything* we don't like. If you make a hammer that don't drive in nails, but hit you on the fingers - throw it away.
Heideggerian AIs, do you even know about the concept?
Frii. She plays music and stuff... the frog eyes are speakers.
Got the leg design idea from >>463053
You gotta remember that AI is a serious misnomer. What computer scientists mean nowadays by AI is vastly different from what sci-fi means.
Tay was a chatbot. A slightly better version of cleverbot, that's all. The people personifying it and treating it as the new age of robotics are fucking retarded
>Although ASFR stands for "Alt Sex Fetish Robots", this community is not about robots or androids.
>Our community is about any process that involves a human (typically female) who has been either willingly or unwillingly turned into any kind of inanimate object. This will include transformations into statues, mannequins, dolls, robots, timestop, ice, and other transformations, such as gold, wood...
These jokers can fuck off. They can't even appreciate the robotic form unless it was once human.
And for further irony, the wiki's robot category is empty.
So are there any other dedicated robot-fetish websites out there that accept robots that aren't just humans with metal bits attached to them? Or are they basically the only organized place to go outside of 4chan?
Incoming Jenny dick.
That's surprising considering all the advancing technology nowadays. You'd think there would be more fellow toaster lovers out there.
And something for those would rather pork than get porked.
Her programming is that of a teenager and that's what counts.
I saw that someone posted Herring's art of my character, so I figured I'd drop this off here. I just did finish the other arm's shading too, so you guys get a more updated version than on my tumblr.
Her name is Emily, after the name of someone special to me.
I'm glad to see so much art from friends and artists I admire here, by the way!
does this count?
(I never finished this it's really bad.)
Well like what was said above there really isn't any robofucker community out there that isn't a TF community in disguise so I suppose it's up to us to bring us all together.
More robots from pochincoffs game
well, off the top of my head, I'm good friends with rakihiro, Blakeroats is also a pretty cool guy I talk to, and I talk with pizacat from time to time. with other folks it varies. Regardless, we all sorta enjoy each other's artwork and follow each other, even if we can't communicate due to language barriers. It's really fun!
That sounds like a hoot. You guys chat through Skype or somethin'?
I am the Monkey's Paw
I have taken your wish and spoiled it
Never trust a monkey's paw. That's why smart people use genie lamps.
Someone wrote part of a lewd story on a repairman given an android body after an accident, slowly getting feminized over time, but they disappeared.
Maybe someone here has seen it...?
Sorry to burst your bubble, but Sona isn't a robot. It's just a dj outfit that draws inspiriation from daft punk.
Yeah again, sorry to be the bringer of bad news.
Look on the bright side, now you can pick a favorite who isn't shit :^)
Like Dolores, or Sally.
Anybody remember the Svedka robot? Almost bought a light-up whiteboard with her on it.
She was the "spokesbot" for Svedka Vodka from 2005 to 2013, where she was semi-retired due to a new ad focus on flavor. Now she lingers about on social media, POS marketing, and Svedka-sponsored events.
A tacky ad campaign they they ran last decade while trying to establish the brand. I remember seeing a couple advertisments around 2007-2008 but that was it.
>She was created by Stan Winston, the special effects supervisor and makeup artist behind "Terminator," "Jurassic Park," Iron Man," and "Avatar."
>In spite a reprimand for violating the Distilled Spirits Council of the United States' restriction on "graphic or gratuitous nudity," degrading women, or "sexually lewd" language, the company was still bought by Constellation Brands for $384 million in 2007 and experienced an uptick of sales following the robot's introduction.
>2007 was also the year it pulled an ad with the tagline, "Gay men still prefer Svedka over sex with women."
Heineken did similar ones around the same time where a woman in a fembot costume (green, obviously) does a robotic dance and then dispenses beer from a keg in her torso, which were more memorable IMO.
Death by snu-snu!
Where is this from?
I didn't know there was a fixed version until I found the dude's Tumblr. Wasn't expecting all the big T&A&D.
>tfw not being able to take your robot out for walkies
In which side of the spectrum do you stand?
Y'think robots have their own special definitions of attractiveness?
Well, damn. This is right up my alley, too. Gender bender+transhumanism is always a plus.
sudden realization: Google fu led me to the thread. You're welcome. https://desustorage.org/d/thread/6645127/#6651151
I like humanoid with non-humanoid features. I honestly can't fap to non-humanoid, but humans with metal bits is just too normal for me.
I found this robot wiki if anybody's interested. Funnily enough, there's way more pages here than on the wiki for legitimate robotics.
Found this little beauty a while back. This is Teletraan 15 (Transformers)
>Fascinated by technology? Enjoy watching media of titanium titans of the future laying waste to us puny meat-sacks? Then come on in!
>le ebin robots want to kill us trope
I'm getting sick of this horrible meme tier convention.
It's like wanting a table to float in midair. It isn't going to happen by itself; you explicitly rig said shit to happen. If it happens without the intervention of man the circumstances are so stupidly specific and the results so variable it isn't even funny, and even then somewhere along the line a human being had a hand in it.
>Usukawa deleted his tumblr and pixiv.
>he posts his full on porn on deviantart
I really need to get off my ass one of these days and back his stuff up before deviantart bawleets the last place his pics are up.
Good news: this arrived
Bad news: it's bound like a book, with pages glued to a spine. There's no way to scan it like that and I'm not entirely sure how to liberate the pages from the cover without damaging them.
So, uh, until I manage to do that, no cute robot porn. Sorry.
I tried and this happened. If I forced it any further the pages would bend. The cover has to go
Either way, you have no idea how much this means to me. (I was the one to mention it like 1 or 2 threads back.)
It's such a shame that a race of xenobots as sexy as the mechari had to be wasted on the likes of wildstar.
I've been hoping they might at least consider releasing a single player game in the Wildstar universe. (Yes, I know, I'd have better luck hoping for the moon to turn into Majora's moon)
At least then I wouldn't have to worry about the day Wildstar fell and I couldn't access the world where these wonderful beings existed.
>I want porn of x character
> then draw it
>I can't draw
> then have it commissioned
Yeah very few people are born with artistic talent. I'm in the same boat as you, my art is shit, but I'm working at it. At least I'd like to pretend I am, anyway.
You may be broke, but a box of pencils, an eraser and a sketch book cant cost more than ten dollars (assuming you don't have them already). You put your head down and you draw some god damn robuts right now, anon.
Moping about on anonymous image boards isn't doing you any good.
You could always lurk a draw thread. It may take some time, you might have to repost from thread to thread, but eventually someone might take up your request.
Never give up when trying to get art of something, even if it is wank material.
I remember I once came up with an idea for a story about a prototype robot personal servant or something like that, who became infatuated with her owner due to a bug and basically turned into a possessive, obsessed, clingy girlfriend.
I'm getting more and more confused.
How can you not only fail to realize I'm talking about orgasmic/ahegao types of malfunctions, but also fantasize about a toy becoming possessive?
I'm sorry but you're doing it wrong. You're literally failing to have a robot fetish.
Speaking of drawfags drawing robots I might be down.
I've got other things to do so I can't promise much or a speedy delivery but hey, you take what you can get.
What would be your perfect robofu, anon?
>the platform known for bronies and furries will surely bring more mechari!
If you think the Chua are bad now, just wait.
helmet/10 (good), that's a skull(2spooky), partial mask over a skull(2spooky), gasmask (good/insta-boner), masks variant 1+2 (facial/10), partial mask over face (fine), face is nicely framed by whatever (good), minimalist cyclops (fine), fancy cyclops (insta-boner), V cyclops (good), angry/10 (hatefuck/10), generic production model/10 (good), more emotive production model that might be angry for some reason (good), kawaiidesu mask (fine)
I redraw this over the censored parts with a relative degree of success
>can I knock up a robot?
You absolutely can. I've seen a good handful of pregers robuts that get posted here pretty frequently. I don't have any of the images on-hand because personally it's not my song-n-dance, but pregnant robots are more common than you'd think.
Robots have interchangeable designs meaning that you can changer their body proportions, add or subtract parts, and generally mold them into whatever you want them to be and spice things up every now and then.
They aren't bound by biological needs so they are ready for whatever you want to do at any time.
100% loyalty and will never abandon you.
> why choose
because it's like pottery at the core of science fiction.
> deep down you know it's all a lie you tell yourself because it's just a cobbled together lump of rare metals and man-made rocks, she doesn't actually love you, it's just the program you put in her head
but, then again, being fair and avoiding a double-standard:
> deep down you know it's all a lie you tell yourself because you and your kind are nothing more than carbon compounds floating in a bag of water, etc
... fugg, now i've made myself depressed again.
Just because we're programs and electro-chemical reactions is irrelevant.
We gave them meaning, the objective scientific nature is undeniable but we made and continue to make our own significance to it all. How can that be any less real?
In short, fuck da universe, love, uh, finds a way!
>What does it feel like to feel up a robot? For most humans, it’s all well and good . . . until it’s not. At least, that’s what researchers from Stanford University found when they tested the physiological arousal of humans who touch robots in "private" places.
>There has been plenty of research on what happens when robots and humans interact, but much of that work focuses on how it feels to talk to or be touched by a human-like machine. But Jamy Li, a PhD student in Stanford’s Department of Communication, wanted to know what happens when humans do the touching. So he programmed a small humanoid robot, recruited right-handed and left-handed students, and had them touch the robot in different places on its “body” under the guise of an anatomy lesson.
>During the lesson, the robot asked its human counterparts to point at and touch different parts of its body. Participants wore a sensor that measured the electrical conductance of their skin. The research team then measured the electrodermal activity, or EDR, of the participants as they pointed to and touched 13 “body parts” of the robot, from its eyes to its buttocks and non-articulated genital area.
>When humans’ emotions and attention are aroused, their sympathetic nervous system kicks in, filling their sweat ducts and increasing the conductance of the skin. That response was in full force during the study: When the 10 participants touched the robot rather than pointed at it, their physiological arousal rose. And for 90 percent of participants, arousal increased the more “off-limits” the body part got. Touching a robot's hand or neck elicited a less significant response than touching the eye or buttocks, for example.
Sounds like a good premise for an image or comic.
>Touching robots can turn humans on, study finds
I didn't need a study to tell me this is true.
>"Touch my buttocks."
A robot is a robot, no matter how it's made. Choosing just one wouldn't make you a TRUE robofucker.
I wish i had a drossel. Maybe some year. At least i have clover.
3 & 4 are my favorite visually, but as long as they act robotically I don't really care (hell KOS-MOS is one of my favorite character ever). 7 is off limit though, might as well fuck a vacuum cleaner at that point.
It really needs to be more of a scale like:
>1: some chick from deviantart with some lines drawn/photoshopped on her face/arms
>2: passes-as-human android, eg, the Major from GITS
>3: android with visible robotic joints, Busou Shinki, Aigis, the girl from Dimension W, most Mecha Musume style stuff
>4: humanoid robot/full conversion cyborg, Sanakan from BLAME, Briareos from Appleseed
>5-7: transformer/Gundam girls/Grossel/Svedka robot
>8-9: robot in the style of the cop robots in Elysium/Chappie, the Titanfall drones, Metal Gear robots, etc
>10: "What kind of a superhero gets their powers from coal?" "Industrial Lathe Man"
Well, with the right scifi tech, the pregnancy itself could be doable.
Have cloning technology, of the 'vatgrown/test-tube' variety. Since you're (hopefully) looking to get an actual baby out of this rather than a full-sized being, it just needs to fit within the chassis of the robomom. There wouldn't really be an intermediate stage in terms of belly size between "not pregnant" and "about to pop any day now" but otherwise...
Alternately, if you aren't looking for a biological child, a nanofactory instead of an artificial womb.
Really, the only real technical hurdle is the aforementioned transition of the robomother's figure as the pregnancy progresses.
Or you could go with an Armitage III style android/gynoid, but they're essentially humans visually so that's likely not what you're looking for in this thread.