Ed, Edd, n' Eddy Thread

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>>1539728

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>>1539728

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I apologize for what little I have to share.

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>>1539728

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>>1539728
ez

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>>1539783

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>>1539782
>ez
Nope

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need more May

>>1539802
Nice retort and contribution fag. Post more Kankers if you're so tough

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>>1539816
Forgot this

>>1539827
Is she riding a jawbreaker?

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>>1539839
I think so

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>>1539847

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>>1539849

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>>1539850

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All three kanker sisters are very hot in my opinion.

>>1539839
Edd should tattoo "jawbreaker" on his dick

>>1539885
>Lee
>Edd
Eddy*

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Someone call for EXTRA THICC?

>its a shop though

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ayy

The eds wind up marrying these redneck sluts right

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>>1541597
Problem Eddboy?

>>1541646
ROLFED

>>1541646
Kek

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>>1540522
I always wanted this.

>>1541597
I wish that was cannon.

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I made this a day or two ago

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>>1539728
>>1539736
>>1539783
>>1539784
I don't know where the trend of Marie wearing this extremely tiny skull shirt on it came from, but I fucking love it.

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>>1544475
>>1544474
>>1544473
Sauce?

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>>1544478
>>1544477
I assume an artist at some point crossed a reference wire and it just stuck.

>>1544423
I love that artstyle man! Do you have some sort of blog where you post your art?

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>>1541399
I'm sorry. I had to.

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>Ed gets over his fear of cooties in high school and manages to bumble into May
>She grew tits, stopped stalking him as much but is still obsessed, and shares his interest in shitty old movies because that's all mama kanker had
>Ed manages to figure out that having a bucktoothed qt that lives for his dick isn't a bad thing and the two hook up with nearly half a brain between them
>neither really has the head for college so they go right into the work force and May winds up popping out 3 or 4 puppies by the time she hits 35

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>Marie and Edd sort of naturally drift towards each other, being the sharpest tacks in their groups
>She figured out damn near raping the kid wasn't half as good of an idea as simply asking him
>Edd, being Edd, hits puberty and winds up working surprisingly well with Marie in a Chem lab
>She trades sex for homework help and that's no longer a lopsided deal in her favor
>Eventually they both catch the feels and wind up hooking up towards the end of high school
>he helps her get her shit together and she helps him unwind
>She goes into automotive, he goes into engineering
>she never stops wanting the double d and he's too beta and overworked to cheat in college so they wind up actually marrying a bit after
>the irony lost on neither of the two

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>It's college age and both Eddy and Lee are appalled at the betrayal of their cohorts
>Eddy for his crew breaking up, leaving him without brains and muscle to back up his cons
>Lee is jealous of her sisters for winding up with the Eds
>Eventually despite mutual vitriol in general while confronting each other they wind up becoming hate-fueled fuckbuddies despite neither being mutually exclusive
>Eddy slithers his way through high school and aims to get a business degree from a local community college
>He winds up getting Lee preggers after a night of drinking
>Their toxic POS relationship gradually morphs into something hideously beautiful as they realize that the other makes a fairly good partner in crime
>Flash forward a few years and the two are a banter-heavy and corrosive couple in a dysfunctional but EXTREMELY sexually active marriage
>Eddy and Lee McGee are a pair of extremely successful shysters and fabulists who've managed to make a fairly solid profit off the suckers of the greater peach creek are and eddys horndog ass filled up her baby cradle a few more times after

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>>1550731
>>1550760
>>1550790


best fan fics ive read in a while, and they arent even 15 part sagas.

>>1550731

>May
>no head for college

Into the trash it goes. She is the only one that will go somehwere.

>>1544423
I like their hair.

>>1544477
>>1547076
I commissioned one image, which an artist made the top, then used that image to reference in other commissions i made.

>>1550863
Bih dumb

>>1550972
bitch is hella dumb?

>>1550973
Not even, the nogs have managed to contract bitch from bish to bih

That works too though

>>1550846
Thank you

I'm better at scenarios and articulating ideas than scenes because I suck, which makes greentext an ideal format

>>1550863
Lmao she was good at chemistry as a one-off gag, she's ed-tier retarded

Lee gets shit done in general, even uneducated she's not going to be far from success (especially when shes hooked up with Eddy) and Marie is a canon auto repair whiz who'll definitely find work as a trade worker in an overeducated generation while Edd is simply smart enough to make STEM work even as a white dude

>>1551009
Afterthought; Ed's a dipshit but he's creatively inclined (flute/pop culture encyclopedia) and strong as an ox. He and May aren't necessarily retarded but I'd be hard pressed to see them cruising through higher education. I'm certain they'd live pretty happily, albeit modestly, as long as they remember to do shit like pay their bills or not put forks in outlets.

>>1551002
that's extremely retarded
do they have no shame?

>>1551033
It's a meme I guess

Idk a creole of post-post-ironic nigtwitter slang, creative expression of both bigoted and profane curses, and SAT words is a rough approximation of what my sense of language has devolved into

>>1539843
This gif is giving me a stroke

>>1550731
>>1550760
>>1550790
cute

>not called thred, thredd, n' threddy

I'm disappointed /aco/lytes

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Bumperino. Edd's ho-humming over Marie missing out on her education but isn't making a big fuss about doing it because of the fat, juicy punk bitch BJ he's getting in the bathroom next period

SEX LIVES OF THE EDS/KANKERS

>Ed and May

Ed is a very simple man, who enjoys the simple pleasures of life. He comes home from his job of picking heavy things up and putting them down, has dinner and a beer or two with his wife, and then bangs her brains out while old b-movies play in the background.

May's a horny girl, like all the Kankers, and only her Big Ed can satisfy. She enjoys having her curves, the biggest of the sisters, and likes going rough and raw because fuck condoms. Being enough of a ditz that she forgets her birth control not infrequently, it was only a matter of time before she got knocked up with a dumb little bundle of joy...and she loves it. May's big leaky tits flopping onto her swollen belly is an image that makes Ed damn near spill his gravy on sight.

She gives awful head though.


>Edd and Marie

Double D's a neurotic, and his already stressful (albeit rewarding) job pushes his general sense of tension through the roof. One of the places he finds solace is in letting his wife tie him up and drain his balls dry, but lately he's been finding himself more comfortable with a proactive role.

Marie's a bit of a freak and has a bit of a Dom kink as well, but her real secret is that she wants Edd to grab her by the throat and rape her against a wall one of these days, although she loves having a sense of control. When she got pregnant with their first kid, she made him wear a dick ring for a week beforehand so she could slip a finger in his butthole at the moment of truth and get filled like a cannoli.

Tl;dr they flipflop between sub and Dom

>Eddy and Lee

These two are spiteful yet passionate, hatefucking after damn near every argument. Lee, despite herself, loves getting spanked, choked, dickslapped, and fisted as much as he loves giving it out. At the end of the day, they genuinely do love each other, it's just that they constantly fight and constantly fuck.

>>1552234
cute

>>1544423
this is rad!

Shout out to the real MVP dumping Kankers rn

>>1552376
>Marie in a Bible Black school uniform
Fuuuck yes

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>>1539781
>will role play no matter how stupid it looks

Truly, there is no other

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>>1550760
>automotive
Should've made her a mechanic. There is something about white trailer trash chicks with mechanical skills that gets me going.

>>1552234
>Ed and May sex live
>Not one "i'm a woodpecker" joke

>>1552626
That's pretty much what I meant, she likes it and is good at it canonically

>>1552872
I have a semblance of shame and a character limit

>>1552588
She likes it just as much as Ed does, but the best part is definitely the "genetic sample collection"

>>1552626
I've seen a few fics of her as a mechanic when she's a teen/young adult

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>>1553329

Holy shit.

I just realized Lee Kanker looks like my literature teacher

>>1553329
Links to any Kanker smutfics would be much appreciated

>>1552330
You got one without the stupid censors?

>>1554666
They weren't smutfics

>>1539799
>L-Lee, hold still. A prostate exam is no joke...sheesh, just be lucky I still decided to examine you after coming to me looking like that. Honestly, do you KNOW how many doctor's offices you would of been thrown out of?!?

>>1555209
>prostate exam
muh immersion

>>1544423
Terrific!

>>1539729
she is best but she ought to have some fuzz on the mound.

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All I have are normal arts for the thread.

>>1557513
Niiice. Sauce?

>>1541646
Take the dick of this son of a shepherd!

>>1558144
FOOLISH BLUE HAIR KANKERGIRL KNOWS NOT OF THE POWER OF THIS SON OF A SHEPHERD AND THE DICK OF THE OLD COUNTRY

>>1539741
I have to say some of the art of her looks really nice. Wish I could draw like some of these.

>>1539829
brooklynlynx?

>>1541399
the art is okay but the fucking idea behind it is fantastic.

>>1552344
>>1541994
realistic vag. no thanks.

>>1558361
Trolling or gay? The world may never know

>>1541399
>new fetish acquired

What is it about this show that makes adult versions of its characters so fappable?

The perpetual banter being something not unlike sexual tension? Good designs?

>>1559335
For me it's the designs

Marie is cute, almost predatory, smart, clever, and talented. It's really a very nice package.

>>1547274
holy shit

>>1560400
The way the eds and kankers mesh personality wise is interesting to me

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Straight from the drawthread, hot off the presses

>>1559335
Well I never watched the show so probobly a thing for goth girls. Plus a lot of artists interpret her as a kind of heroin junkie teenager, and that's kind of hot to me.

>>1561655
>mynigga.jpg
I know exactly what you mean dog, skanky, dirty, goth and punk girls with tats and smoke are fucking sexy to me as well.

>>1561688
also piercings, especially nip piercings

Anyone got the glory hole pic edit?

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>>1562562
this?

>>1539776
G O L D
O
L
D

>>1539728
Amen, Marie is the sexiest

>>1562625
Nah, just a dick with a pretty busty red head.

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>>1563115
This-un?

>>1547264
not the poster but the artist blog(s) are @DerekLeStrange
He goes from lovecraft to random shit cool dude though

>>1563395
Yep, but the dick was white

>>1564727
get cucked

>>1550731
>>1550760
>>1550790
What, no relentless breeding for Marie??
Making babies is so my jam

>>1564768
There's two versions

>>1539807
>tfw real life will never be as perfection as the fictional world

>>1564875
Hurts, doesn't it? Maybe if there's a next life we won't blow our chance.

>>1564913
I hope there is.
I'd even kill just to have a good group of high school friends in the next life.

>>1564508
>buenos dias nazz

>>1564789
Marie and Edd have kids, they're just smart about it, both of them have fairly demanding jobs unlike May and Lee who are a secretary and diner waitress respectively.

Again, when Marie gets knocked up, she makes Edd build up for a straight week so he can blow a gallon into her. He manages to nut a pair of twins into her.

>>1564918
>>1564913
>>1564875


I mean, first and foremost >>>/r9k/

But in all honesty anons high school sucks and is overrated

You have the chance right now to not be pathetic pieces of garbage. Realizing you actually aren't that shit is a good start

>>1555209
Protip, girls do not have prostate glands up their arses.

>>1567098
kanker (male)

>>1562562
>>1563395

How's it an edit?

>>1567918
It's not (https://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/CaptainJerkpants/296064/Raffle-Prize-Lee-Kanker-and-Jawbreaker) They want one with the white cock b/c they are super concerned about cocks

>>1564727
I know what you're talking about.
I need to find my SD card though

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>>1561458
>>1572619
That was a mighty fap. I shall dedicate the entirety of my Marie folder, at least whatever hasn't already been posted, in honor of that magnificent image.

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Might be some repeats, I'm not doing a hard re-check of the entire thread, just going off what I recall I've seen.

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There's 20 for now, gonna resume at a later time, but I will be watching this thread

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>>1539827

>>1572705
sauce

Why is Marie the best?

>>1572955
I'd put money on that being a fluffy sketch.

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>>1573590
Can't put my finger on it myself, but whatever it is I love it

>>1557895
nice, love this style

>>1564875
>>1564913
>>1566950
LOL i dropped out of high school at least three time and got banned

>>1566950
HS didn't matter to me that much, the only good thing out of it was that i was in a good school and managed to get closer to my now best friend

>>1574405
t,kt,r,rrksnshehueeylrmdbsdj

>>1544423
>all these unironic exclamation points

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>>1552234
>an image that makes Ed damn near spill his gravy on sight
That got me harder than it should have

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>>1552234

>>1547274
I know this was like a week ago but on the off chance you read this, I just want you to know you nearly killed me today.

Why are there so few fanfics of best girl?

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>>1579734
I think part of it is that people have difficulty writing anything remotely serious, or even adult, about such a childish and bizarre show. Marie gets tons of art because of her more serious 'punk' style, but everything else has always been super limited.

>>1552626
>thicc Marie
MORE LIKE THIS PLS

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And one more for the night. I have not given up this thread yet, you WILL have my entire folder. Gradually that is.

Anyone got the pic of Marie showing her tits, and insisting they are real?

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what about rolf?

>>1582661
That image brings shame on the son of a shepherd.

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>>1582661

>>1578059
Muh dick
And I'm usually hypercritical of veering even remotely away from the original design

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>>1582780
>That image brings big honor on the son of a shepherd.

ftfy

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>>1582661
I came here to fap, but that is no longer possible.

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>>1585508
But Rolf want's in on the Kanker Girls

>>1586276
Those faces are amazing

>>1551009
That was awesome

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>>1540502
>>1540507
>>1540516
>>1552305
>>1552310
>>1552319
>>1552341
>>1552352
>>1556878
>>1572640
>>1572672
>>1572676
>>1574158

>punk girl
>now with lewds

my god i fucking love marie

Bless this thread

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>>1589830

>>1582661
You dirty son of a shepherd...

>>1572688
gawd that link poster is killing me

it's like this thread wants to die but the people won't let it

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>>1592592
I can't be arsed to post the rest of my collection in one go, so I've been posting them bit by bit for a few days now. Not that /aco/ moves quickly either, I could leave the thread alone for 24hr and it'd still likely be up.

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>>1592592
This is a problem how? It's not like /aco/ has a quick turn over

>>1539872
I can't get past May's squirrel teeth.

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>>1594100

>>1561458
Please tell me there's more like this with other characters

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>>1594145
Not the guy who posted it, to my understanding it was a drawthread request

>>1582661
you deserve a Three Shoe Beating.

>>1550790
I imagine them exactly like Pat and Paige from tbfp, hateful spiteful and made for eachother

>>1539831
the leg twitch

Does anyone have the one with Jimmy and Sarah and Sarah tells him that she is gonna fuck the gay out of him? I need a laugh tonight...

>>1580917
>>1604873
Thank you Anon.

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>>1601634

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>>1606057
A good one, but not the one. Its almost in the same style as the actual show. I cant seem to find it anywhere. Will contribute as well.

>>1592386
Wasnt there a video that starts with this sorta image?

>>1592386
For the love of all that is holy someone please sauce this vid or post the webm

>>1572702
>>1572681
Holy shit. Sauce? Please?

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>>1607692
>>1607712
>>1607909
I'm sorry, but I am unable to assist you. I am a mere collection agent, almost everything I own has been gathered from here or sites that do not list creators. Have you tried reverse image-searching?

>>1547274
top fukin kek

>>1540507
>>1540516
pierced nipples marie is kino

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>>1578059
Now that just looks plain dangerous.

holy shit, how long has this thread been going on

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>>1608510
at this time, 25 days and 20hrs

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>>1607909
whatsalewd

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>>1592386
>>1607692
>>1607712
I am your savior
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCMIYAjHiH4&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DVCMIYAjHiH4&has_verified=1

>>1608573
Thanks man.

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>>1564875
>tfw never had a romance

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>>1608596
>that vid
fuck the hell yes. Is there more?

>>1582661
>hammer hat
>NOW!!!!!

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>>1613479
>>1582661
>It is the Hat of Discipline, DO YOU LIVE IN A CAVE?!

>>1539728
Why would I want to disprove you when you're so right?

>>1582661
People like you and the artist who created this are why god doesn't talk to us any more.

>>1614066
Amazing

>>1553495
this is actually a really fucking cool piece.

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And we've hit the post limit! Good thing too, I think I'm out of images now myself, but other anons joined in! This was a quality thread!