>male character sees a girl naked >he gets hit by her >female

>>161815346
Give her the dick

>>161815346
Seeing her naked might count as a win. So can being seen naked, if you're into that.

>>161815346
Just a couple smacks to the womb and she'll be apologizing for hitting you.

>>161815346
The only way to win is to strike first.

>>161815346
>Is there any possibility to win?
Of course. I'll even give you a step by step process
Step 1: have a vagina
Step 2: don't have a dick

>>161815687
>not having both
Dropped.

IRL nobody would care. The person who is at fault would apologize and leave the room. That's it.
But if you haven't noticed by now, everything is exagarated in anime.

I really want to see a girl walking in on a guy changing. He runs towards her, dropkicks her into the hallway and yells: 'hentai!!!!'

>>161815346
Rape is always the solution.

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>>161815346
>wife leaves you
>lose kids, house, and all your money for the next 18 years
>you leave wife
>lose kids, house, and all your money for the next 18 years
So, how does this shit work? Is there any possibility to win?

>>161816111
prenup

>>161816289
No, this is not playing the game because you assume that she'd win otherwise.

The way you win is murder-suicide.

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>>161816289
>he thinks prenups actually work
>he doesn't know that if the judge decides that a prenup is """"unfair""" they can overule it

>>161816111
don't get married. use a condom.
>>161816368
or withdraw all your money in cash, then go on a vacation to russia (or some other far-away country that, ideally, doesn't have strong political ties with your home country) and "disappear"

>>161816400
This is why I hate living in California

>>161816111
>getting married in the first place

What about developing physical fortitude?

>>161815346
Yeah, if you block the punch and then put a towel on the nudity you win

>>161815346
Yes, teach anime characters how locks work. Alternatively, grab her before she can react and fuck her asshole apart.

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>>161815346
There is only one way

>>161817110
/thread

>>161816111
Dont get married you cuck.

>be a cute trap
>get pass
Fixed

Lesson here is, traps are best.

>>161815346
rape

>>161815499
>So can being seen naked, if you're into that.

AKMfaceshot_NO.jpg

>>161816454
You mean their retarded gun laws weren't enough of a deal breaker?

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>>161816111
Marry 2D

>>161817110
Kazuma once again speaks the true.

>>161817110
Didn't he kyaaaa once when one of the girls saw him naked?

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We need more Akkun in anime

No, because equality is fake

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>>161815346
Don't have a weak male character

>>161815435
this
no one can beat the dick
nope not the dick

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>>161815346
>implying getting hit isnt a win

>>161815346
Yeah, you get to see naked chicks.

>>161816111
Marry a virgin (good luck finding one) because divorce rates skyrocket along with body count. Get a pre-nup and don't be a fucking beta during your relationship.

>>161815346
don't watch trash

I enjoy it.

I'm glad the Showa meme of "girl weeps helplessly as male tears away her precious virtue" is gone. Besides, a girl smacking a guy around is just funny. They're harmless anyway.

>>161822264
>marry

Don'tdothat.jpg

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>>161822453
>exacerbating the problem

See each other naked
she hits herself in confusion

>>161815346
Just got to enjoy getting hit.

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>female character sees a guy naked
>guy gets hit by her
If you look closer at the situation, you'll notice that the moment lasts a while before she hits the guy. This is because they're analyzing the guy's body in that time; if she likes what she sees and how he acts, she'll act embaressed and the image of the guy's body will be burned into her mind while she shlicks to it later. Otherwise, she'll hit him to save face, as if to say, "How dare you show your disgusting flesh to me, you beta shitstain on society!"

>>161826264
>>>/r9k/

>>161825513
>See each other naked
>she shits herself in confusion

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>>161826004
This. Going with the flow is the sage's path to victory.

>>161816454
>living
If your in California I would hardly call that living.

>>161826472
>your
I'm retarded.

>>161821419
Not all male characters can surpass gods like Kyle.

>>161826360
>make joke
>get told by someone to go to a different board
Every fucking time.

>>161826652
Jokes aren't allowed on /a/. Only serious anime discussion for serious individuals such as myself.

>>161815346
Don't be naked, ever. Even if you're showering, have a piece of washcloth strapped on your dick.

>>161815346
Just lock the door.

>>161822224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDqsgbtpDLk

learn to parry

>>161820342
This.

>>161816111
Easy devote your life to 2dp and ignore all 3dp

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>>161815346
Both cases mean she wants the D anyway

>>161826401
>streaming

>>161821419
NAY

I AM KYLE

>>161821419
I still don't know if Kyle is a exibionist or a faggot.