What are cakes for, /a/?

Unknown.

>>160540291
age gap yuri

loving

/ss/.

>>160540291
Settling for
Getting divorced by
Pump'n'dumped
Ignored
Crying with

Eating

>>160540291
Precocious brats to love/discipline.

>>160540291
Younger girls

Promiscuous sex in public baths

>>160540291
Putting icing on.

>>160540291
marrying and impregnating and growing old together

>>160540690
>growing old together
That might be a problem, she already has a head start on you.

>>160540804
>being young in the first place
Must be nice.

>>160540291
Teach little boy about sex.
https://nhentai.net/g/196005/

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>>160540598
A layer cake needs a good cream filling.

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>>160540375

Wew

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I wonder if she's old enough.

>>160541000
Is she over 25?

>>160540291
So what happened to this? Is it being serialized now or what?

>>160541586
Dead.

>>160540375
my nigga.

>>160540375
Yuri is disgusting.

>>160540291
Please stop posting my picture on /a/.

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>>160541354
If I knew, I wouldn't be wondering.

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Play tricks on the poor boys in the neighbourhood.

When do cakes start being cakes?

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>>160543040
When they accept reality?

>>160543040
After 25. It's based off the thing about Christmas cakes being expired after Christmas day or something.

Dying alone with over a dozen cats who won't hesitate to eat her face off after only two days.

>>160540375
SPBP

>>160543101
Is that an actual belief in Japan or something, that women become much less desirable after that point?

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>>160540375
I wish there was more of it.

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What do you do when you realize that in a few years, you will be older than any cake you see in anime/manga

Marrying for their money.

>>160543728
Nothing

>>160540375
this

>>160542746
>t. traps-are-not-gay fag

>>160543623
Maybe? I'm not sure, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was.

>>160540291
>Reassuring her that she's still pretty despite her age
>Being teased by her at unexpected times during the day
>Meeting her for lunch
>Massaging her back and feet after a hard day at work
>Snuggling up with her on the couch and watching trashy movies under a blanket
>Going out drinking and laughing as she starts making a fool of herself
>Hugging her from behind while she's brushing her teeth and breathing in her scent
>Play-fighting with her over some minor argument until you're both aroused
>Waking up in the middle of the night to find her splayed indelicately over you
>Encouraging her to try and get in better shape
>Watching her blush as she tries on her old school uniform
>Resting your head in her lap as she soothingly massages your temple
>Persuading her to bite the bullet and let you meet her parents
>Picking up ice-cream for her on the way home from work
>Learning how to cook meals with her so you no longer have to live on am instant ramen diet
>Still finding her beautiful when she walks around the house in boxers and a vest
>Calling her at work so she can vent about how much she misses you
>Blushing uncontrollably as she asks you what you're wearing over the phone
>Making her the happiest girl in the world when you propose to her and prove that she's still desirable
>Finally impregnating her after months of trying and watching the tears of joy flow from her face
>Raising your children together despite your age difference

>>160540291
Pantyhose

>>160543882
Traps are also disgusting.

>>160540646
God I just hate when anime have big tiddy anime girl...

>>160540291
gods miracle

>>160540291
Calling into your office during late night overtime, pinning to the wall, kissing, and unleashing your pent up desires after having to deal with boring paperwork for the past

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>>160543728
31 is just about ideal.

Sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

>>160543728
>in a few years
I'm already older than any cake.

>>160540291
Please just give me an office cake anime please oh my god.

CHILD BEARING HIPS

>>160544263
That wont bear any children.

>>160543941
So many nice faps to the one on the right. Screencaps from the bath scene.

>>160541586
>>160542531
Moved from web to monthly serialization.

>>160544284
Not with that attitude, I won't stop trying til her womb gets impregnated

>>160544304
Isn't just about anything a step up from web publication?

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>>160544253
Saabento x Saabisu?

>>160542746
its not disgusting its just boring, all girls can do is foreplay, i dont know how they call it sex.

>>160544404
Shhh you'll bring out the angry yurispammer

>>160544404
At least guys can actually penetrate each other with their genitals.

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>>160543728
S-suicide!

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>Suiiti... janai.

>>160544402
There comes a point where tits get too big

>>160540646
>one piece doesn't have big titty girls

>>160543918

This is basically my relationship with my (Japanese (cake)) wife.

I recommend it.

>>160544921
>not wanting your entire body to be consumed by that titflesh
I just want to melt in there and cum vigorously forever between her tits while semec oozes from her outfits

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>>160544921
But this isn't it

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>>160540291
That's very obviously an OL.

Hunting younger men to collect their virile genetic information

>>160545119
enjoy your autistic children

>>160545170
You are so full of shit.

It's vaccines giving kids autism, not parents over 25.

>>160545170
>having children

>>160543728
Complain about lack of representation of my current age group like ever american would do.

>>160545275
I honestly see more people complaining about america than americans complaining

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>>160540375
You know it

>>160545170
Young sperm actually helps revitalize the zygote. No risk. Also.

>Implying autism isn't hilarious

>>160545440
>Young sperm actually helps revitalize the zygote. No risk.
That's the bro-est broscience I've ever heard in my fucking life

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>>160545499

>>160540291
Did translation die? I enjoyed that cake.

>>160543653
She looks way to young to be part of the pastrie party

>>160544964
artist is hyji

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>>160545499
>younger girl grows up to be taller than the older girl despite the age gap

>>160545592
Nope, the weekly test serialization just ended and it got approved for monthly serialization.

>>160544938
eh, almost every girl in OP is a skinny bimbo with big tits

the ones that aren't are usually disgusting like big mom

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>>160545499
Truly delicious.

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What if the reason cakes are single is because they lost the MCbowl when they were in high school

>>160545779
Sounds like 9 times out of 10 they dodged the bullet.

>>160545268
Please don't have kids.

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>>160545499
>~10 years difference
You call that a gap?

>>160545170
But my mom had me at 30 and I turned out just fine.

>>160545863
Huh, you're browsing /a/

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It's cute when 2D cakes drink, right?

>>160545170
I love this meme.

>>160545861
That's pretty cute, actually.

>>160545317
Nice rack, but the rest of the body doesn't match.

>>160545922
Fun fact, hops make your boobs bigger.

>>160545922
Yes, because all cakes are cute/sexy/sleepy drunks, unlike real women who almost always just become loud, angry, obnoxious skanks when drunk, if they aren't that already.

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>cakes used to be hot because older women and what not
>in two months I pass the cake threshold and they become my peer group
>tfw

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>>160545958
>>160545996

>>160545996
naisu buroggu

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Cakes are for marrying, breeding with and eventually sending them to the Colosseum to participate in combat.

>>160545958
>loud, angry, obnoxious skanks
That's not necessarily a bad thing

>>160545996
I still love older women. Even if they're 30-50 because it's all 2D and they still look hot.

>>160540291
Cakes are for going out to a nice resturaunt with and having her get wasted, and then calling a taxi and taking her home because she's too drunk to drive and you don't have your license because you're a junior in high school and she's your super hot and super smart medieval history teacher and she's got a crush on you. When you get to her house you lead her to her bed where she collapses and falls asleep and you sleep on her couch to make sure she's okay. In the morning she's hungover but happy to see you and gives you a kiss for being such a good friend and taking care of her.

>>160540375
Why the fuck is this so rare? There is more results for guro + yuri than age-gap + yuri for fucks sake

>>160546135
you wanna hear about the 50 years old hooker I visit

>>160546153
Lack of taste, basically.

>>160540291
cakes are really sad, i'v never heard of a woman who was glad to be single at such an old age, they end up rushing to fix it before their ovaries dries up and then be alone forever, also there must be something wrong with them if they don't have a partner, mentally, or its that situation where they just want to work and never find love, both men and women regret that 100% of the time, nothing happy ever comes of it, and usually it goes back to example one of them behind desperate when they realize they're alone. Between those two things they are more pathetic than sexy.

>>160546144
You forgot to give her a bowl of eggs

>>160540646
> jojo
> no big tiddy anime girl
Fucking animeonly I hope they'll all get cancer

>>160546144
Good thing 3d is pd or I'd be calling you a massive retard for not smashing your drunk teacher.

You're a massive retard anon what the fuck, you had a chance to escape wizard hell and blew it

>>160545846
Actually it was revealed a while back that some vaccines were pourposely created to do that.
Was created by a little cabal who thinks that they have the right to cull the planet of people.
They're the same people who've been telling others to concentrate on other things rather then have children relationships etc etc and lionzed the notion that the planet is running out of room and overpopulation is a thing.
Just be happy it isn't that vaccine that was forcefully given to that one sizeable tribe that sterilized their women.

>>160546169
Sure.

>>160546252
You can't make someone contract autism you fucking faggot it's a genetic defect

>>160546252
How the fuck does autism cull people?

>>160546285
she started to clean my appartment the first time I brought her home, said it was not good to live in bad conditions. Then she started getting Mom like protective on the next few times. Maybe I have a baby face ?

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>>160546235
>Having sex with someone who's blackout drunk
Also
>Implying that actually happened
I made it up, it's just what cakes are for.

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>>160546189
>>160546144

>>160546030

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>>160546252
This is a cake thread, get the fuck out.

>>160546290
Yeah, and there aren't drugs that can make people full on homosexuals.

>>160546394
Lowered chance of having children, higher chance of having children that are easily controlled.

>>160546418
Does she roleplay in bed as your mom as well?

>>160546531
Not yet but I might try it out since I'm seeing her tomorrow. Did not think about it, I can't force things out tho if I play it right I could get a mom figure I could keep at home after all

>>160546479
>Yeah, and there aren't drugs that can make people full on homosexuals.
Saying you can make someone contract autism is like saying you can make someone contract Down's syndrome or harlequin icthyosis. It doesn't make any fucking sense.

I love cakes, but unfortunately cake threads always turn to shit because they attract all the normalfags who then start talking about 3D women

>>160546653
3D women can be cute cakes too

>>160546695
>this triggers the /a/

>>160545341
Same. I point it out whenever my friends start acting up online.

>>160546695
They're also not anime or manga and thus have no place on /a/.

>>160545170

they say that the line between autism and geniality is very thin and I honestly believe that's true, my mother had my younger brother at 38 and he's intelligent as fuck, like always got straight 10's in all grades from middle school to high school. Nowadays he's in med school and still getting a bunch of 10's, holy shit.

>>160545733
that's my point too

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>>160543728
I`m already older. Now I just need some cute lonely OL. Whete I can find her?

>>160547024
Japan. But they are 3DPD and going for a gaijin is a bit of a step for them. So keep to waifus.

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>>160547024
You're waifu will find you. Please be patient.

>>160546868
Some autists get obsessed with physics or programming and become leading geniuses in their fields. Some get obsessed with Sonic and become failures. Others still end up unable to speak and shit themselves in their room while screeching all day.

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>>160540375

My man

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>>160547024

>>160545170
>>160546868
I went to a prestige high-school where a lot of smart kids went to. My classmate was in the top 5 by grades and his mom had him at 40. Then there's my aunt, who's only 7 years older than me and her mom (my grandma) had her at 45 IIRC. No problems whatsoever, she works as a nurse now. A few of my mom's friends who are over 40 now also had kids and they all turned out to be fine. At this point it all just seems like an overblown shit to me when people start screaming how the kids will turn out to be autistic if they have them when they're 35yo+

>>160545499
So goddamn cute

>>160547106

My little brother is a bit autistic with plenty of things, but I think he's 80% genius and 20% autism.

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>>160540375

>>160540375
/ss/ is clearly superior

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>>160547568

>>160540375
I see you're a man of culture too

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>>160546695
>3d women
>cute

>>160547568
I like both

>>160543728
Men don't expire like women do anon.

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>>160540291
Sensual foot massages

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>>160547796
Woah mama

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>>160540375

>>160545861
Macron'd

>>160547853
Their sperm gets weaker iirc.

>>160547796
Now post the unedited

>>160547796
how many operations she had and how much makeup she have on?

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>>160547862
>that artist

>>160544284
It will, they'll just be downs

>>160540646
To be honest I admit putting huge boobs on any girl to make her hot is a thing Japan does way too often. Kinda trivializes the cow tits power.

>>160548014
After you hit like mid-sixties, and even then the little guys still have enough fire left in them to hit the mark. Look at Barron Trump's powerlevel.

>>160543653
Why do some girls do that pinky to the lips thing?

>>160548033
Don't have it. 2D are all made to look pretty too, so a touched up picture of 3D is fair in this case :^)

>>160548037
Dunno, maybe a couple. She's Chinese. Most Chinese women look pretty bad when compared to Koreans or Japanese. Koreans are notorious for having plastic surgeries. Parents there give their children a birthday present of getting a plastic surgery when they turn 18.

>>160546060
>fat shit

chubby chasers get out and stay out

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>>160543728
>even as a cake, she looks like a loli
Is there a more perfect woman?

>>160548419
She's had so many babies put in her she'll never lose that fat.

>>160548524
>baby

not a christmas cake. MILFags need to leave too

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>>160546653
>muh normalfags
Worst meme to ever hit /a/

>>160548576
I did say that cakes were for breeding with in >>160546060

>>160548576
Cakes are unmarried, not un-impregnated

>>160548589
NOT A CAKE

GROSS ASS FATTY FUCKERS NEED TO LEAVE

Cakes are for deceptively gaining spousal visas and residency fast tracked in Nipland.

>>160548386
>smiley
Please don't do this.

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>>160548580
/a/ always thinks in extremes.
>someone disagrees with me?
>normalfag, newfag, redditor, etc.
>someone likes 3D alongside 2D?
>Probably a lying normalfag, newfag, redditor, etc.
I hate it as well, but you gotta live with it. I tend to avoid talking about 3D stuff and sometimes even avoid cake, milf or big tits threads because it always attracts some triggered autists who start screaming that everyone's a normalfag for liking them.

>>160548785
Tall cakes are the best especially when they have a complex about their height.

>>160548791
reddit get out

>>160548791

Good way to filter out bad opinions and unwanted people

>>160540804
25 is not really old.

>>160549063
When you consider that most people here are underage or just finished HS, it might seem too old for them.

>>160540291
Me.

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Phallic

>>160549120
I'm 19. 25 is definitely not too old for me. Fun fact, my dad was 17 and my mom was 25 when they got together.

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>>160540375
Does this count?

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>>160543623
>>160543912
Why does Japan consistently have such shit taste?

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>>160549260

>>160547142
>my anecdotal evidence disproves statistics
You're not very bright are you?

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>liqueur cake
Unf.

>>160549199
What's she thinking, /a/?

What is the best thing about cakes, /a/?

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>2025, the Year of Cakes, is still over seven years away

>>160549648
How hard they truly to please you, because they know younger girls are always on the hunt.

>>160549326
I never said it disproves anything though. All I've said is that people seem to make those facts overblown.

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>>160545401
Her knees...is her head on backwards?

>>160550296
You're either an idiot or phoneposting.

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>>160550296
Fag

>>160550292
They are both bent inward, forming an x. The art isn't very good

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>>160540291
>that cleavage
Holy shit

>>160543653
> zit-like highlights
Everyone who does this should be forced through artist reeducation camps

>>160550446
>>160550414
Getsuyōbi no Tawawa

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>>160540291
Enjoying a loving family life with them and making little brothers for your daughter.

>>160549547
>hmm. I'm kinda hungry.

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>>160550930

>>160548821
This
The ideal woman is like a fleshy ocean

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>>160551467

>>160548785
Not a single of his works to be found on exhentai. what the fuck is this shit REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>160551467
Giantess where the guy doesn't even reach up to her pussy is too much

>>160551870
Meant for
>>160551809

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Businesswoman cleavage is the best

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>>160551870
>>160551894
Not wanting to be used as a dildo

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>>160540375
>>160545499
>>160545683
good taste, lads

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>you won't experience doing cute things with your cute 31 year old boss
>update when though?

end my life

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>>160552131
This boss is for bullying then loving.

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>>160540375
FORCED age-gap yuri.

>>160552293
>not a loli pervert who secretly loves dominating older women
So close yet so very far away

>>160552553
Yuzumori-san kind of fits the bill.

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>>160552553
>>160552730
She is PURE dammit!

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>>160540291
mutually deluding yourselves into believing that the relationship you formed in your mid 30's is actually one of 'love' and not of a desperate desire for companionship in a world where you feel more and more like you're completely and utterly alone; at least in the sense that no one actually gives a fuck about you. I mean, sure. She won't LOVE you. But she can at least put on a performance that EMULATES love. You can return her moves with steps of your own, completing the hollow dance of mid life marriage. Neither will love the other. Later in life, neither will mourn the other. But they will PRETEND. They will PRETEND to swoon, and PRETEND to hurt. And for someone like us, what more could we possibly hope for?

>>160553630
That still sounds incredibly comfy, like two strangers on frozen tundra cuddling up close for warmth, but relationship wise. It might not be what most other people have, but that doesn't make it bad. It might even be what some people want the most.

>>160553630
As long as she'll let me shitpost for hours what's the downside?

>>160553727
she shitposts with you

for the low low price of 12 payments of $98.99, a cake can be yours today!

Dial 1-800-MY-CAKES and pre-order the collector's edition; LOLI CAKE!

>>160543728
idk

fap at high school girls like any good faceless old man?!

>>160551160
>Forefer
Kek

>>160553811
> tfw you will never look like danny devito and be part of degenerate doujins for a living

>>160553630
Well, maybe love doesn't even exist and we're all just pretending. Maybe all those young people falling in love is just us dumb monkeys supplementing meaning to basic brain chemistry that says "you want to make babies with that person". Then the "love" goes away and you're stuck with some asshole and you wonder what did you ever see in them as you fill out the divorce papers.

i love cake threads :)

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>>160552293
Why doyou never source, anonnnnnnnnn

>>160554272
Is it really so hard to combine yuri and lolicon tags?

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>>160540375

When does a cake stop being a cake and start being just old?

>>160554503
About 45ish

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>>160545996
>>160543728
You are the worst kind of fucking plebs

Cakes are for grownass MEN who can support and satisfy them -- it's what YHWY intended.

>>160547024
You have the right attitude.

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>>160554840
>Implying grown men dont just want lolis due to their patrician taste

>>160551828
https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=120880

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>>160549336
/fit/ cakes are superior.

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>>160555170

>>160545264
Hey anon help me out here with a source, this doujin looks super interesting.

>>160554840
Know the source of those panels?

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>>160555266
Are you saying this would be cute irl

There is a real obvious disconnect between anime features and human features

and I dont mind either

>>160555367
It's fucking retarded as a drawing so I don't want to think about what it's like in real life

>>160547125

I would take her out.

>>160555450
You'd take anyone out, you desperate bastard

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KEIKI AIDORU

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>>160555437
The point is is that it isnt the same, holy shit

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>>160555346
https://exhentai.org/g/513301/f999389435/

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>>160555472
That's not true, but ok.

>>160555507
I wasn't saying it is the same but lolicon normalises paedophilia and that is not a good thing

>>160555526
Ah, thought I'd seen it before. Thanks.

>>160555587
Nah, I was only ragging on you.

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does she count as a cake?

she's unmarried.

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>>160555649
Normalized or not, itll still be illegal and no one over here would want to commit public suicide
wanting to change that

I think lolicon is a pretty good outlet desu

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>>160555499
Missing the best keiki aidoru.

>>160555730
Yeah, a cake for cucks more like...

>>160555730
A sponge cake cuz she soaks up all the sperm

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>>160540375
Truth.

>>160556163
Sweet Christmas, she sounds like a cat being gutted.

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>>160555260
Too flat and skinny. (That Mumumu doujin of her is great, though.)

Aki desperately needs a timeskip.

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>>160555797
You wouldn't a JcaKe.

>>160556163
That's not regular porn moaning, that just sounds extremely painful.

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>>160555499
Rum cake

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>>160556523
Oyasumi, Pun-Pun.

>>160556835
Did she died?

>>160556246
Well he is getting into her guts by way of her poor pussy.
Ah, to make a woman scream as if she's getting murdered through the power of balls deep rage and dominance fueled massive dickings.

>>160556356
That's "Caught her making out with another man now I'm going to make her remember who she belongs too" or "Ran the car into a lamp post while texting her friends and nearly died but she's okay" tier anger sex. It happens in relationships.

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>>160556859

She's fine maybe not fine in the head.

Okay seriously is there a single anime in the history of the world where the MC tries to go for the cake? I would literally pay money to see that shit at this point.

>>160555499
i think i just fell in love with one of those girls

>>160557033
Only if the main character is himself a male cake.
Otherwise it really doesnt make sense picking the cake over the plain jane that wont piss the normies off

>>160556612
>16歳
>17歳
Not quite, anon.

>>160556299
Cute bulge.

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>>160557127
Is it KWSM?

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>>160557365
>korbo-pahi-wulwa.jpg

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>>160557388

>>160557388
no though she is much cuter in those images you posted, i fell for the girl behind her.

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>>160557465
Rumi-chan?

>>160543653
Mommy

>>160557566
yes

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>that math equation

Virgin shota cock.

>>160543623
Yes. Being older than 25 and not being in a seriously committed relationship is usually taken as red flag, and is "curious". If you're a single 30 year old woman, you'll be questioned as to why.

>>160557611
You chose well.
https://www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag_full&word=和久井留美

>>160557905
this picture made me homicidal

>>160558026
She's only 21.

>>160558026
MOMMY

>>160557908
i did, i love her hair!

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So was this thread made simply to give me an erection?

>>160558428
>tfw no christmas cake elf business woman gf

>>160558428
Purefoire when?

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>>160558494

>>160540291
sex on the side of the road

>>160558349
> tfw you will never be 10 again and adopted by a childless yandere cake with incestuous impulses

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>>160558597
All cakes not voiced by Hayamin should be voiced by Chiaking.
True or false?

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>>160558633

>>160558663
>Her clitoris pops through her panties
gross

>>160558349
>>160558710
that is orutoro, right?

>>160557033
Happy Lesson is a cake harem with harem end

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Kuroi-sensei is a keiki!

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>>160557905
>still no new translated kloah doujins

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>>160558889
yes

>older than most cakes
I want to die

Side story where christmas cake is wooed by an older well to do well connected man and becomes his completely submissive and loyal pet/sex toy ala 50 shades.

Yes or No.

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>>160540375
Second post, best post.

>>160540291
/ss/ with a strap-on

>>160559107

Why would you want anything like 50 shades to exist

>>160559107
>Side story where christmas cake is wooed by an older well to do well connected man and becomes his completely submissive and loyal pet/sex toy
not original, but i'll take-

>ala 50 shades.
you lost me

>>160559107
change it to a younger man

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>>160540291
Tit sucking and paizuri

>>160540291
Cakes tasted good, but noodles taste even better.