Left or right?

>lazy bitch who also wears socks with sandals
Kill her

>having a boyfriend
Dumped.

>>160483968
>being against socks with sandals
This meme must die. Enjoy your hot sand and your splinters.

>>160483968

socks with any kind of sandals is completely common in Japan

>clothing meant for summer
>hot
Shitty traditions need to be discarded.

>>160483945
I pick right. I love traditions.

Right.

>>160483945
Who makes these pictures?

Left is so cute

If I was a cute 2D Japanese girl I'd be the one on the right.

>>160483945
right, I'm gonna enjoy her sweaty pits afterwards

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Left or right?

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>socks and sandals
The synonym of garbage people in Poland

>>160484195
This one is pretty obvious.

>>160484195
right is me and i want to fuck myself because i am cute so right

>>160484195
Right again.

>>160484195
Just hold the left cutie to warm her up

>>160483945
The two girls are pure and innocent. I can´t choose. They are too good for me.

>>160483945
left because she seems way more fun to spend the evening with

right is an idiot who goes out wearing geta
that strap is going to break dammit and i'm the one that is going to have to carry your heavy ass

>>160484024
Just wear normal shoes then.

>>160484195
right again.
She has her priorities right and peeling off all the layers is gonna be fun too

Fuck this malaysian fag

>>160484195
The question here is Do you want to use your gf to warm up or warm up your gf

>>160484195
>girl who sticks to her ideals, even when the whole world goes against her
I will take left.

>>160484195
i appreciate left's efforts but she is an idiot so I will go with right

this is of course barring left being a childhood friend in which case the childhood friend is always the right choice

>wants to enjoy the date but doesn't bother putting any effort into it

>>160484195
>what is winter fashion
Neither.

>>160484391
>which case the childhood friend is always the right choice

So you would always go with right?

>>160484391
but osananajimi always lose

>>160484216
why you hate polacks

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From left to right.

(1)- Basic school swimsuit

(2)- Arena

(3)- Speedo

(4)- Mizuno

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>>160484705
None of them have ass, so they can go to hell.

Depends on the date performance. Left has some ground to make up, but I doubt right will be in top form given her self imposed handicap.

>>160483945
Right.
Yukata is god-tier.

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>>160484543
Because we self-hating nation

Mix of socks and sandals are terrible, just as not taking off your shoes when going to someone else house

>>160483945
Right

>>160484195
Left

A girl who's comfortable is more fun to be with than one who isn't.

>>160485027
Then why'd you pick the less comfortable girl both times?

>>160484106
iqdb

>>160484705
Its that a trap, thats a man's ass

>>160483945
Right obviously

Casual
Winter clothes
2007 school girl

Did I miss somthing?

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>only posting two
FOOL!

>>160484216
It's a universal synonym of garbage people everywhere.

>>160485248
>tfw I'm the girl on the right
fug

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>>160485248

>>160485248
left

>>160485279
right

>people seem to lean towards yukata-girl in one picture and warm clothing girl in the other even though both images boil down to fashion sense vs. comfort

fasntng

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>>160485274
>>tfw I'm the girl (male) on the right
FTFY
>>160485279

Who's the artist for these? They look cute

>>160485248
>>160485279
Right everytime.

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>>160485311

>>160485315
Fuck if I know.

>>160485311
>FTFY
nah
then again, "there are no grills on 4chan" and all that jazz

>>160485248
>>160485279
my dick says left

>>160483945
Right
>>160484195
Right
>>160485248
Right
>>160485279
Left

>>160485248
garbage choices

all but masochists will choose right

>>160485274
What's that? Roastie want attention? Open wide whore the (You) is coming!

>>160485315
see >>160485120
Dumb newfag.

>>160484024
1) sandals in general are not ok, unless you're A. a girl; B. under 13; C. over 30 and Madrid (cause then you can just say "fuck it" and press like a restare, like lots of married men do); D. in a situation (job or sport) that requires them.
2) sandals with socks are NOT ok, period.

get some fashion sense, ffs.

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>>160485344
And that's pretty much all I got. Couple more semi-related.
>>160485345
I shouldn't be responding to you but since I always make a point of being friendly in these threads, hello!

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>>160485405

>>160485295
Because gal fashion is shit-tier, and a girl all wrapped up and comfy looks the best.

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>>160485248
>girls that won't cook
Absolutely disgusting

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>>160485344
>tfw I was exactly like that in high school
>mfw I can't resist a younger, female me from the past.

>>160485405
>I shouldn't be responding to you but since I always make a point of being friendly in these threads, hello!

Holy shit fucking kill yourself. Neo-/a/ is a complete shithole I swear.

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>>160485442
And that's that folder. Might have one more somewhat related image. Its buried in my unorganized files, so I'll look.
No promises, but I ought to anyways.

>>160485279
Oh my god left

>>160483945
>right is going to be slick with sweat by the time the night is halfway over
is there even any decision to make here

>>160484216
>The synonym of garbage people in Poland
And Germany, and USA, and Japan, and ... wait...

>>160485477
Here another (You) for another roastie.

>>160485295
Multiple reasons. Summer one is a special, rare event, winter one covers several months of the year. Summer girl wears the yukata because of her boyfriend's request and only seems to experience mild discomfort, winter girl is doing it by what seems to be her own will and seems to suffer great discomfort just for fashion. Summer girl comes off as thoughtful and dedicated, winter girl comes off as vain and stupid.

>>160485400
>sandals in general are not ok
>get some fashion sense
fuck fashion.

All this thread is totally right. Fuck the lefts.

>>160485344
Thinking through conversations hours in advance and then immediately fucking them up was the worst thing about high school probably. The plan always failed absolutely immediately.

>>160483945
>>160484195
>>160485248
>>160485279
right

>>160485525
>only seems to experience mild discomfort
You know how fucking hot and muggy it is in Japan in the summer? It's reasonable discomfort.

>>160485563
>Fuck the lefts.
With pleasure

>>160485344
This one, my heart

Be the:
>>160483945
right
>>160484195
right
>>160484705
neither, water polo > swimming
>>160485248
right, my future husband will be fat and fluffy
>>160485279
left, am an innocent (slut)

Date the:
>>160483945
right
>>160484195
left
>>160485248
left
>>160485279
right

>>160485571
>Making plans

First step to fucking it up, Anon. I never made plans and thus had no way to screw myself over.

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>All this talk of Poland hate
>Left vs. Right
> >>160484262 mentions marxism

Did I end up on /pol/?

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>>160485507
I can't tell if you're a fellow sweat lover or not.

>>160483945
Left because I care more about my girl than what I want her to wear.

I'm already married to my beautiful waifu though.

>>160485548
I'm sorry, sometimes I forget what kind of people browse 4chan. Go on Anon-kun, keep dressing like a retard and being an eyesore.

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>>160485486
>pokemon go, re zero and meme souls posters

>>160485358
4/4 for shit taste anon, grats man!

>>160485664
Nope just an normalfags thread.

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>>160485664

>>160485248
They should just date each other.

>>160485683
t. ugly

>>160483968
>>lazy bitch who also wears socks with sandals
>wanting smelly sandals
The only sandals that are appropriate to wear without socks are shower sandals.

>Kill her
I do not disagree.


>>160483945
If I'm going for a nip waifu, I want a nip waifu. If I just wanted an asian, I wouldn't be in japan for a date.
Right is the only option.
Also peak temperature in japan is like 100, I can't wife someone who can't handle slightly warm weather.

>>160485344
I am a sucker for those "please poses"

>>160485664
You ended up on 4chan circa 2017 (post-GG, post-2016 election). Turn back now and take me with you.

>>160485683
>sandals
>keep dressing like a retard

Go fuck yourself. Your brain is damaged enough.

>>160483945
Left.

The girl on the right is significantly more likely to leave you due to a repressed disdain for you she develops from following your requests (even though technically she's just as responsible for not having the independence or will to express her will).

Long story short, the girl on the left is her own person, she will stay with you because she cares about you and loves you. The girl on the right stays with you because she likes you right now, but doing what you say even when it's bad for her will eventually lead to her resenting you and leaving.

Also left looks more fun and carefree and therefore more fun.

>>160485679
Documentation or it wasn't legally recognised.

>>160485344
Imagination > Reality

>>160484216
Why do they do this?

>>160485779
hello armchair freud

>>160485679
And I guess the thread continued.
>>160484195
Right
>>160485248
Right again but I'd help her, having fun in the kitchen if you know what I mean.
>>160485279
N/A
>>160485344
Someone post the real reality one.
>>160485780
Well shit, I don't have one right now.
Hopefully in the future I will, once I purchase my waifu's mangaka rights.

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>>160485779
>Also left looks more fun
> therefore more fun.
Great argument

>>160485843
Fun things are fun!

>>160485757
Sandals + socks are for retards
You either wear shoes or trainers, or sandals without socks if it's hot

>>160485779
This is a lot of words that ultimately just boils down to "I can't keep a woman in line". I imagine you're the kind of shithead who would let his "children" run around screaming in a public place because you don't like the idea of discipline.

Left is a whore who will leave you for the next guy in a heartbeat, right has some degree of emotional dependency and is far less likely to run off with the milkman.

>>160485820
It's 2017, Japanese men have been marrying their daki's and DS's for over 10 years. Step it up sempai!

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>>160485915
left is a boy so right

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>>160485747
>japan for a date
Pic with time stamp or you're a damn, dirty liar.

If real then give us some backstory man.

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>>160485912
In Japan.
I ain't no Japanese citizen, nor rich, for now.

But hopefully once there is more actual freedom on freedomland I'll marry my waifu for real, by purchasing the rights and truly legally marrying her.
Maybe even pay the mangaka 1k for a beautiful drawing of my waifu on a wedding dress as well and actually at least endorsing me because I'm literally the best [my waifu's name]fag.
But it is just a "dream"

>>160485915
Right with Left, and then Left.

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>>160485486
Can't find the thing. Very sad. I probably just overlooked it.
Guess I'll post some infographics and CYOA instead.
>>160485695
Probably drawn by a normal/moefag. I don't know. I got these images from threads like these and I just like to pass them on.
>>160485915
Left.
>inb4 fag
I just like fluffy cunts.

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>>160483945
>I'll wear a yukata next time alright?
>Dumps you before it happens

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>>160485986

>>160485915
left i like long hair and big butts

>>160486018
This. Festivals with a yukata wearing girlfriend are the only reason to stay in Japan during the summer.

A girl who can't even agree to the most important request of the year isn't worth dating.

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>>160485984

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>>160486049

>>160486052
Anyone who says anything but 3 is a complete pleb.

>>160486060
>3DPD

Fuck off normalfag.

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>>160483945
Both are pretty cute

>>160486052
3 > 4 = 1 > 2

I hate these threads. When will /a/ stop having them? They're not even about anime.

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>>160486074
I like traps so you're right tho

>>160486052
Marisa is trash.

>>160486103
I'm talking in hypotheticals here faggot, I haven't left my house in like 3 years.

The only girls who date gaijins are hunters anyway.

>>160485915
Why does the boy have the bigger butt.

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>>160486052
Four and three, I'm torn betwixt them. Three is cuter, but It bothers me to imagine that she might lift her skirt for anyone who asks.
After that, probably 1>2
>>160486082

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>>160486052
1 kinda appeals to that bit of sadism in me.

>>160486109
Template threads are hot shit you know. Make one and you reach bump limit easy.

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>>160486156

>>160485779
Cont.

>>160484195
retard waifu < Utility waifu
Right

>>160484705
Google tells me that b-d are brands...
dating: Full one piece swimsuit for public and tan lines, bikini for private.
Married: Full one piece swimsuit for public, bikini for tan lines, and in private highleg one piece or micro bikini top with highleg bottom

>>160485248
A degenerate or a wife... Really fucking hard choice. Right.
Left is only acceptable if somehow she can beat $170,000 and I'm Mr. Mom'ing.

>>160485279
If only right is virgin, then right.
If only left is virgin, then left.
If both are, then left.

>>160485311
Left, if she grows out her hair.
Right, if I can force her to fix her socks. Women should have long hair.
If neither, then right.

>>160485344
This isn't a valid either other. Fuck you.

>>160485442
I chose the child over the whore.
bottom.

>>160485486
I choose the child over the whore.
Bottom.

>>160483945
Left. I'd never ask my waifu to suffer pointlessly.
>>160484195
Right. I bet she likes to cuddle.
>>160485248
Right. I fucking hate cooking.
>>160485279
Right. Cute as fuck.
>>160485915
Left.
>>160486156
E2 is top tier.

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>>160486220

>>160484195
I want to see these two FUCK

>>160484024
No, fuck you and your dirty smelly socks. If you have sensitive feet, wear shoes or water slippers.

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Left or right?

>>160486255
>pointlessly.
You disgust me.

>>160486109
>i really hate these threads grr!!
i don't like em either but your autistic blogpost is just as bad if not worse

your reason isn't even good, this thread is tangentially anime related but bad, a thread's quality is usually totally unrelated to whether or not it's on topic

>>160486156
>ahego
???

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>>160486302
Left a cute.
>>160486256

>>160486302
Osaka is straight up better in every single regard. Anyone who doesn't want a cute talkative Osakan Okaasan wife is straight up wrong.

>>160486156
E1 sunk my battleship

>>160486256
Onee-chan YES

>>160486156
>Girl
A4, E1, O1,
>Guy
A2, G3

>>160486292
>Implying smelly dirty sandals are preferable to smelly socks
WEW

It's called not being a degenerate and having quiet shoes. It also lets you loan and borrow sandals without the spread of hpv (all warts are caused by hpv, it's not just an std) and other diseases.

>>160483945
The one on the right is a complete slut.

>>160486302
I don't speak moon, but right.
If left was in a dress instead of the longest pleated skirt ever, I would have gone left.

>>160483945
Right. If she's that hot in her yukata, she can take it off in the bedroom, after the festival.

>>160484195
Right too. This girl is clearly built for hugs.

>>160485279
Left : best type of gap moe.

>>160486052
3

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>>160486345
I've pretty much run out of anything closely related to post. I am reluctant to post CYOA's however, they make these threads explode.
So I'll post some funny /a/ shit. Speaking of which.
>>160486380
Brilliant.

>>160486420
I like your stuff.
How would you like a freelance photography gig at the daily bugle?
Best thing in the world for a kid your age.

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>>160485671
not him, but I like you

>>160486380
You have to give out hugs too so there's no net gain

>>160486420
Pictures of japs, get me pictures of jap waifus!

>>160486483

Hugs are like money. Circulation is a multiplier.

>>160483945
I want the one who will make me a homecooked meal in exchange for a hug.

>>160486483
does that mean the "free hugs" fad from years ago was a scam the entire time?

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>>160486540
woooow who woulda thought

>>160486473
Stop trying to bump your shit thread.

>>160486560
Fuck you Isuzu, I'm hungry and a hug is basically all I can afford.

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>>160486473
If you wanted the thread to hit the bump limit in under an hour, I'd say go for it. Would be a personal record as OP.

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>>160486478
>>160486500
Did I make a reference to something without realizing ?

>>160483945
Right is wife material.

>>160486618
I just agreed with your decisions and was semi-shitposting/memeposting.

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>>160486572
Its not my thread, I just work here.
>>160486601
Why not? Although it might be good thing, since it seems the shitposters have been drawn in.
Ok, I'll do it.

>>160486221
>Cont.
I... clicked the wrong post.
I meant:
>>160485747
cont.

>>160485971
It's a hypothetical...

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>>160486677

>>160486677
>>160486716
Who makes these dogshit quality images, anyway? They're so fucking bad, I can't even get a sentence in.

>>160486677
>>160486716
What the fuck is this dumb shit.

>take well known characters and give them different name and personality

This was obviously made by some retarded normalfags ironic weebs who doesn't even watch anime.

>>160483968
næs meme

>>160483945
Submissive women are boring. Ill take left

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>>160483945

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>>160484283
>peeling off all the layers is gonna be fun too

>>160486793
It's an or choice, not an xor gate.

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>>160486779
For you.

>>160486847
>gentle femdom
Literally the worst thing in the world. I'd rather read a million role reversal doujins than listen to a bunch of cucks talk about how much they want a second mommy to fuck.

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>>160486925
Tough crowd tonight.

>>160486847
>cake
>amazonian
>athletic
>average
>child bearing
>adrogynous
>sex hair
>caramel
>predator
>erratic dom
>pragmatic smug tomboy
rate my tastes brehs

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>>160486847
Don't forget the other part.

>>160486074
Best girl, shame she's gonna die horribly.

>>160486388
If you can't wear sandals without socks for whatever reason just don't wear them at all you fucking moron.

>>160483945
left because socks+sandals signify a healthy mind
>>160484195
right because comf
>>160484705
(1)
>>160485248
right sounds delicious
>>160485279
I want to say right but I doubt I'd be socially articulate enough to sense that bitch getting wet
>>160486049
torogao is like a fine wine
>>160486817
read a book luser

>>160484335
What if I pick the right one and I'm wearing as many clothes as her so we're both warm?

>>160485027
Are you retarded?

>>160486847
>fresh
>equal
>athletic
>average
>child
>noble
>sex hair
>fair
>receptive
>mostly equal
>charismatic feminine lightweight meanspirited

>>160486847
I'm not a cuck so I'll be modifying this as I please.

>age
college, age 17-18

>size
Equal, if I determine her size.
shorty or fun sized, if she determines my size.
t. 5'11" manlet

>physique
mix between regular and athletic
(Also, chubby depicts a fat, not chubby.)

>tits
C cup that is a mix between the depiction of avg and busty.

>hips
Child bearing. Waifus exist for children.

>face
These are all shit choices.
Round chin, somewhat pronounced cheeks, nip eyes
(read as: anglo-germanic, with nip eyes)

>hair
long and straight, no bangs

>skin
fair

>sex
receptive

>romantic
>cuck choices
Proper wife in public, offers discourse in private, accepts my decisions

>personality
stoic + smug + pragmatic.
read as:
High functioning autist + high functioning autist. Our 7 children will all be engineers and autists.

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>>160486847

>>160487076
I bet you walk around locker rooms barefoot.
Enjoy your mrsa.

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Left or right?

>>160485400
>get some fashion sense, ffs.
>>160486292
>No, fuck you and your dirty smelly socks.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>160487195
What's sad is that you think anyone is going to read this.

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>>160487255
I'm just killing time trying to reset my sleep schedule.
Have a semi-random picture.

>>160487311
don't worry anon, I did read it

>>160486847
Cake
Towering Giant
Regular
Busty
Childbearing
Gloomy
Long and Straight
Pale
Receptive
Mostly Equal
Kind-hearted Pragmatic

>>160487335
10/10 except for gloomy in my opinion

>>160487250
Left.
I finally have legitimate justification to buy a couple thousand acres and start a clan.

>>160487244
I thought it was obvious that conversation was about outdoor wear.

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>>160483945
Right, but she is slightly mad about wearing it and makes sarcastic comments all night

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>>160487444
Right of course.

>>160486847
>Fresh Graduate
>Equal Height
>Regular Weight
>Average Breasts
>Tight
>Gloomy
>Long and Straight
>Bronze
>Dionysian Nymph
>Mostly Equal
>Cool, Pragmatic, Pervert, Tomboy

>>160486847
Gonna need a source on that smug in the sexy card.

>>160486156
E1 is the normie answer but G1 is the patricians choice

>all bald models

fucking why

>>160483945
Right if she isn't wearing pantsu

>>160487444
If left isn't a tan, than right.
Otherwise: (presuming left is just a tan)
If only right is a virgin, right.
If only left is a virgin, left.
If both are, left.
If neither are, right.

>>160483945
Yukatas are overrated. Why do people find them attractive? Left looks prettier.

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>>160485344

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>>160485248
>initiating cooking mode
Goodbye waistline.

>>160485651
Please have mercy.

There is nothing more offputting than a girl using sex and hugs as rewards

If it's not enjoyable to you as well, what's the point? Are you saying you hate me so much even touching me is hard work, huh? You think you are better than me? Then why are you still here, my money? Waiting for someone better to ditch me? HUH?!

>>160487653
You sound like a casual. I bet you don't even get aroused by napes.

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>>160487678

>>160487712
Anon, girls meant this when you have to do some huge workload in a little amount of time in order to motivate the fuck out of you.

But yeah, I never thought of that way either, you're a smart anon, senpai.

>>160487653
Same reason dresses are more attractive than skirts.
pretty < cute < beauty
(male perspective, not the meaningless pretty/cute from a female perspective)


>>160487712
>Then why are you still here, my money?
... It's like you're completely unfamiliar with biology. Money = resources.
Yes, women want your money. If you don't have sufficient money, you're a poor choice for a mate.
There are diminishing marginal returns to additional money.

Just don't be a poor stupid faggot and get a prenub, you'll be fine.

>>160487811
>Same reason dresses are more attractive than skirts.
Depends on the dress

>>160487811
>>Then why are you still here, my money?
>... It's like you're completely unfamiliar with biology. Money = resources.
It would better to find out how a girl is like. Maybe she likes someone's face more than someone else's money, for instance.

>>160488028
Yes, and there are men who aren't predisposed to mechanical thought. Freaks of nature don't change evolutionary biology.

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>>160486847
>fresh graduate (24+)
>shorty
>athletic
>bee stings
>tight butt
>gloomy
>sex hair or pixie cut, I honestly can't choose between those two
>caramel
>sexual predator
>erratically dom
>smug, tomboy, heavy drinker, pervert, romantic

Yes, good.

>>160488028
>>160488070
What I'm getting at is that women are predisposed to be risk averse and less inclined towards acting on sexual selection.
Women rate most men far below average, leaving a sliver rated average and a sliver of a sliver above average.
The male curve for rating based on physical appearance is evenly distributed.

Women are pickier for sexual selection, but if that was their prime motivator, they wouldn't breed.

Sexual selection is the prime motivator for men which is why their sex drives are substantially larger and their rating of women are in line with reality.

>>160487536
haha, she saw right through me.

>160488070
Your post is bullshit. Writing the term "evolutionary biology" doesn't prove your claim. Strange theories on the internet won't tell anyone how a girl or a guy is. People have to find out themselves how other people are. EOD

>>160488206
Most girls do

>>160488237
>Broad trends with high correlation factors have not bearing on the likelihood of the characteristics of an individual
It's like you're retarded or something...

>>160488028
>Maybe she likes someone's face more than someone else's money, for instance.
This isn't true for most women. It's hilarious how quickly a woman's opinion of a man changes when she finds out he's rich. If you're average looking and rich, you can get any girl. If you're ugly and rich, you can get most girls.

>>160483945
Left
>>160484195
Max comfy
>>160485248
Right
>>160485279
Left

>>160487195
Are you me? Literally the same exact tastes. Even the nuances. I wish you the best my brother.

>>160483968
Nice.
This thread is finished.

>>160486847
Who even makes these

>>160483945
>>160484195
Bang left, marry right.

>>160485248
Right.

>>160485279
Left, but then dump her once I realize she's a slut.

>>160486847
>high school
>shorty
>regular weight
>average breasts
>child bearing
>cute
>long and straight
>fair
>receptive
>mostly equal
>possessive, smugtacular, charismatic, feminine, pure, kind-hearted

>>160484339
This.You can really see who all the tasteless faggots are when they pick right.

>>160492416
1 > 3 > 4 > 2

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>>160483945
Right. Yukatas are cute

>>160492416
1 = 2 > 3 > 4

>>160484024
sup bavaria/tyrol

>>160492416
3 > 4 > 2 > 1

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>>160492416
1 > 3 > 4 > 2

>>160483945
Right.
>>160484195
Right.

>>160483945
Right

>>160486847
>no loli choice
Kill yourself.

>>160483945
Left, bad fashion sense aside I'd like her to be comfortable and I'm not that much of a fan of yukatas

>>160486049
AHEGAO
アヘ= Probably abbreviation of Ahen what means Opium.
顔 = face

TOROGAO
トロ= Probably from a onomatopoeia of something melting down.
顔 = face

GESUGAO
ゲス=Despicable person. Low-life. Boor. Sleazebag.
It originally meaned "humble rank person" but humble my ass!!
顔 = face

Why they didn't translated the Sukekomashi as lady-killer; philanderer in GAMERS?

>>160486152
>hunters
so, they'll hang your head on their wall once they're finished?
what kind of traps do they use? strawberry pocky?

>>160484195
obviously right

>>160485248
weirdly left

>>160485795
It's so simple... all rooted in poorfaggotry.

1) Unless you go Vietnam ghetto and pick crocs (which started as viet garbage dump workers wearing pieces of old tyres), wearing socks with sandals means that at least some of the sweat is intercepted before your sandals are so saturated they need replacement.

2) Proper pedicure is a problem for many lazy poorfags. Socks help hiding that, and allow you to continue saving on either visits, or doing it yourself (and buying all the necessary paraphernalia).

It's pure poorfaggotry - it's in your HEAD, you can be really poor and still avoid that, but then it costs your time and EFFORT... and a pair of new sandals every now and then.

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>They don't wear matching socks with their Nike slides.
This is why you don't get any pussy.

>>160484195
Left is risking serious health problems, particularly regarding her reproductive organs and urinary tract. Depending on how often she does that, she may even end up sterile AND incontinent.

So, yeah. Right has her head on straight. And I don't care how she looks to others on the street - I care how she looks and behaves when we're alone, in private.

>>160483945

Right because she's deliciously naked under that yukata

>>160483945
This has no point if there's no context.

You don't request a formal dress for no reason beyond "i want to see you in it" at all.

YOU PARTICULARLY DON'T if you intend to show up in trunks and a T-shirt.

So, yeah. Right dressed up, she has full right to expect to see her date in a hakama, and formal treatment as official significant other.

Now, left... either is too dense to read between the lines, doesn't want to step up into the role, or just knows her date well enough to know to expect them to casually dress too.

Either way, right is prime waifu material, left is more suited for a pet.

>>160494427
>prime waifu material
>pet
Same shit really

>>160485248
Do you really like pets?

Right can be metric fuckton of fun if she's willing to let you get in on the action. Just lazying about when a cute girl gets in this mode is super-boring. Now, if she kidnaps me and makes me a trooper with something to do together, that's fun.

>>160487251
>>>r/forwardfromgrandma

>>160483968
I prefer socks with sandals since I view it as slightly more formal.
However, in line with that, no one can convince me to wear shorts with them. It looks home-tier awful like in >>160484216.

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>>160483945
Right

>>160485400
>get some fashion sense, ffs.

Hihi! I blabber the same stuff everyone else does, so that means I've got a sense for fashion!

>socks alone can ruin a girl
The more you know

Socks > Barefeet. Cute girls in cute socks are the best.

>>160493011
You have to build her you fucking idiot

>>160484216
>hi i'm from poland notice me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Right but I would wear a kimono as well

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>>160486847
>College Student
>Equal or Shorty
>Regular Weight
>Busty
>Average Behind
>Gloomy
>Long and Straight
>Fair
>Regular
>Mostly Equal
>Heavy Drinker+Pragmatic I guess. I don't like anime tropes that much to be honest

Rate my taste

>>160485795
when you're wearing socks at home and you want to go out and are too lazy to lace on normal shoes and too lazy to take your socks off and just don't give a fuck anymore about keeping up appearances

>>160483945
Right
>>160484195
Right
>>160484705
(1)
>>160485248
Right
>>160485279
Left
>>160485311
Left
>>160485344
Bottom

>>160494427
>So, yeah. Right dressed up, she has full right to expect to see her date in a hakama, and formal treatment as official significant other.
This is something that angers me, the girls are always prettied up in Yukata, and the guys show up in whatever. I see this in anime, and H-manga unless it is a period piece set pre-WWII.

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>>160487678

>>160486847
cake
equal
regular weight
average breasts
child bearing
cute
long and straight
fair
receptive
mostly equal
stoic, feminine, cool, romantic

>>160486483
Personally, I wouldn't mind if I hug or if am hugged by cute girls.

Left = pure maiden
Right = Used goods filthy slut

>>160483945
Left.
>>160484195
Left.
>>160485248
Left. I like to cook.
>>160485279
This one is a bit hard, but I'll go with right.

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>>160485344
The bottom girl is every single conversation I have with someone outside my family.

It hurts!

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>>160501119
>>160498247
>>160492792
>>160491590
>>160486255
>>160486221
>>160485820
>>160485651
>>160485600
>>160485358
>>160484087
>betas
wew lad

>>160483945
right, because I'd be wearing one if I asked her to

>>160501776
weeb

>>160500218
left

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>>160501834
yep

>>160501770
>>>/v/
>>>/whatevershithole/

>>160501875
Oh, you.

What is the point of these pictures when right is the superior choice every single time?

>>160485405
Is that the tomochan artist?

>>160485248
I've said this before, but they're meant for each other.

>>160502783
Yes, that's Fumita

>>160502802
Kill yourself yurifag.

>>160484195

Warm girl smarter. Warm girl better.

>>160483945
This is a hard decision. I'm left all the way, but i really appericate the effort right went through.
>>160484195
Right. All day long. I love winter, but you have to dress for it.
>>160485248
Right, no question.
>>160485279
I'd probably feel more comfortable talking to the girl on the left till i got to know her, I'd also probably be too intimidated to talk to the girl on the right.
>>160485915
Whichever one is a girl.
>>160486052
1. For whatever reason i like them to be aware of the situation but unable to disobey the commands. I know that isn't how hypnosis actually works but i don't care.
>>160486847
Oh boy.
Cake, shorty, scrawny, bee sting, child bearing, cute or gloomy, no curls so i guess sex hair is okay, pale, regular, erratic, kind

>>160486847
>Christmas Cake
>Equal
>Chubby
>Average Breasts
>Child Bearing
>Noble
>Sex Hair
>Caramel
>Receptive
>Publicly Traditional

>Pragmatic
>Cool
>Stoic

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>Hurr durr
Left or right?

>>160486052
I think we can all agree that 2 is trash

>>160484216
>german tourist with sock and sandals
T-these were our allies once

>>160483968
This anon is the only one with some sense in this thread.

>>160484195
STOP BULLYING LEFT

>>160505812
Do you really want the mother of your children to have such fucked up priorities that she gives your kids frostbite?
Idiot Waifu < Utility Waifu

>implying anyone on this board wouldn't just settle with whoever they can get

>>160507085
>implying everyone on this board doesn't have impossible standards from decades of literally perfect girls
Why settle for anything less?

>>160507085
Because I witnessed the hell my father went through by settling for stupid harpie that became massively fat.
I would rather pay surrogates than have a bad wife.

>>160505812
>>160505971
All it shows that she has no fashion sense when she can't wear something that gives her warmth.

>>160504735
2 is only ok if they later switch to 1 or 4, or they remember the whole thing. 2 + forgetting is shit tier.

>>160486052
2 with thought bubbles from 1.

>>160486052
why are there so many saimin doujins for touhou alone?

>>160509516
Because it's a convenient excuse for why you can rape a youkai. Lots of people are into seeing strong girls humiliated.

>>160484195
What's fashionable about wearing summer clothes in the winter? Can winter clothes not be fashionable?

>>160501875
kek

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>>160483945
Girl on the right basically saying she loves you and would do anything for you.

>>160484195
Girl on the right is smart. If she would mother your kids they'd likely inherit this intelligence as well.

>>160485248
Girls that can cook means your future kids won't go hungry, Right.

>>160485279
This question is Amagami-tier. Right.

>>160485311
2007 is better at everything BUT girls. Right.

>>160487678
Yes, thank you for reminding everyone that we'll all die alone. I know that already but thanks anyway, Captain Obvious.

>>160509947
>Girls that can cook means your future kids won't go hungry
Anyone can cook. The key to making food the children enjoy to keep the food plain and separate.
The principle of don't poison/contaminate the source is supreme.
"I don't like X" --> "yeah, ok so don't eat X. You've got A, B, C, and D in front of you"

To put it in a real example. Lets say a kid dislikes tomatoes, instead of being an idiot and trying to hide tomatoes in the food, just prepare food that doesn't have tomato already in it. If you're making pasta, serve pasta and sauce separately, there is no good reason why you must mix them together. If you're making burgers, then don't assemble it for your child, get them to do so.


>tl;dr
You can't fuck up food if you keep it separate and allow people to flavor/spice/assemble it as they please.

>>160486925
What's wrong with that?

>>160484024
Germanigger pls go

>>160483945
Left. Only the weebest of weebs like yukatas.

>>160510682
>Anyone can cook.
Yes, Gusteau, but not everyone learned how. Even though it's a necessary skill I know a few girls who only eats take-outs.

>>160511234
>but not everyone learned how.
Neither did I, but you don't need to learn how to read dates and compare them to the current date, and fully cook food.
Everything else is extra and just personal preference.

Japanese virgin/chad meme.

>>160483945
Right is a submissive meat toilet.

>>160512090
Not a negative trait

>>160483945
Dating is a mistake, whether 2D or not. Romance is for idealistic fools.

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>>160485405
>Friends with her for 7 years
>Started hanging out with her way more often about a year ago
>She casually brags about being my awesome wingman to our buddies
>Too afraid to ask her on a date because I don't want to risk a great friendship

End me.

>>160511638
Right. Best girl, best body, and will win the Hikki bowl.

>>160485486
REMMM

>>160483945
Right. She has endurance that's uncommon in women today

>>160484195
Left. I like that haircut

>>160485248
right

>>160485279
Right in a heartbeat

>>160485344
MUH

>>160485915
right

>>160511638
As far as I can tell, I'm picking hair color, hair length, and eye color.
I've got black hair and black eyes, so my mate's features don't matter.
I chose left because degenerates tendencies/characteristics and long hair have negative correlation.

>>160507753
Beggars can't be chosers

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>>160487678
Thanks for the reminder. I almost enjoyed my escapism for a minute there.