How is Kazuma STILL a virgin loser?

>>160413747
Its a comedy

>>160413747
>90% would have smashed Aqua in the barn after a night of heavy drinking.
You really underestimate how much she disgusts people.

>>160413747
The guy is filthy rich, lives with 2 really attractive women and a loveable moron. I'd say he's pretty well off.

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>>160413921
>Aqua
>disgusting

Found the faggot

>>160414014
He's not wrong, you'd have to be challenged yourself to take advantage of someone with the mind of a child. Or a teenage girl like Megumin.
Only possible choice is Darkness.

>>160413747
as if it is that easy to get laid...

>>160414014
>Kizuna
>mobile poster

Found the ironic weeb cancer.

>>160414014
>implying she's not

>>160413747
Because a change in environment doesn't change who you are
If I were in his place I wouldn't have called Aqua, I would have gotten the cheat skill most suited to an effortless life and I would have lived as a chuuni weirdo, even more so than I am now, simply for laughs

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Maybe he's gay and still hasn't realized

>>160413747
Because he's a lazy, unmotivated piece of trash. Despite the fact that he's surroudned by "easy lays" even they can catch on to the fact that he's not worth their time. He's either too perverted and turns off any girl that might be interested or Too pathetic to get a girl in the first place.
Not only that but as a person he's kind of a prick which is probably not what people want in a guy. The only girl he's probably have a chance with is probably Darkness, which to your point, I'm not sure why he hasn't really made an attempt at her. My only thought is that maybe she's too perverted even for him. Or maybe he doesn't want to stick his dick in a girl who could crush him like a grape.

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>>160414221
kek

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>>160414221
>tfw someone saved my OC

Succubus cafe

>>160413747
selfinsert much?

>>160413747
as soon as he becomes a chad he stops being relatable. the show would be ruined. also it wouldn't be nearly as funny.

>>160413747
You'd only think that way if you're so thirsty for pussy that you'll fuck any girl who's remotely attractive, regardless of her grating personality or emotional baggage.

>>160413747
He gets the SUCC and can no longer sustain a human sex drive. Axel's secret brothel is a front for colony collapse disorder.

In a world full of sluts and whores who will literally fuck you if you buy them a drink there are still plenty of men who are virgins. It's entirely plausible for Kazuma to stay a virgin.
Simply changing the setting Kazuma is in doesn't mean he will suddenly get laid.

These thread are so fucking dumb.

You can take the man out of hikikomori life but you can't take the hikikomori life out of man

Most people end up as hikkyNEETs because they lack either the skills, the courage or the motivation to make it in the real world. More likely than not a combination of these things.

Kazuma is still a wretched little being shaking behind his facade of a perverted hedonist.

Even if he was literally offered pussy he might start second guessing himself. How will things advance from here? Do I need to take responsibility? How will this affect my relationship with the others? What if she thinks I'm no good between the sheets?

When thoughts like that start to circulate, it's not really unfathomable that he might pass on the opportunity.

And not to mention, I'm not really interest in watching Chad Thundercock & Harem : the anime

>>160414701
> Literally magic STD cures
There's no physical or moral dilemma here.

>>160413747
He knows well enough that a harem situation ends when the protagonist leaves the common route and pursues one of the love interests seriously. Maybe he enjoys the life he has right now and doesn't want to give that up. Relationshit drama ruins friendship.

>>160414591
welcome to channel 4 I hope your enjoying your stay newfriend

>>160413747
Succ Shop
No muss, no fuss, no risk of baggage

>>160413747
>still a virgin loser
It's only a matter of time. despite his ecchi nature. he will definitely vanilla fag it.

>>160414817
>Most people end up as hikkyNEETs because they lack either the skills, the courage or the motivation to make it in the real world.

You forgot the most important one. Uglyness.
If you're ugly as fuck, no matter how skilled, brave or motivated you are. The world will make sure to put you in your place, far from everyone who can see your discusting face.

What I do not understand is why there is this obsession for who is virgin and who is not, even in anime comedy deliberately over the top.

>>160415209
/fit/ culture spilling

>>160413747

Pretty sure he fucked a young succubus.

>>160415209
Because being a male virgin by the time youre 14 is considered disgusting. This has been the case for hundreds, maybe even thousands of years. Back in the days you were even a "man" until you lost it. I agree that its completely fucking retarded that this sentiment is still around but theres not much that can be done about it. Humans are still simple, dick driven creatures after all. Quite frankly I've never understood the enjoyment most people claim to gain from sex. The vast majority of women are dead fish in bed and dont have the slightest clue what to do.

>>160413747
>virgin
>loser
Your normalscum ape brain can't even comprehend it a bit.

>>160415526
>Because being a male virgin by the time youre 14 is considered disgusting
I really hope no one falls for this meme

>>160415782
I think he was deliberately sarcastic.

>>160415526
> 14
If you aren't jumping out of your mother's vagina straight into dicking another woman then you're pathetic.

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>>160413747
can aqua get pregnant? would she always purify your semen in her womb and thus be safe?

>>160416422
she would spawn the purest children. What i want to know is if Wiz can have kids.

>>160413747
Jap males are actually just that pathetic, sadly.

>>160413747
There's nothing excusable about it. The author will let him stay a virgin despite having all the pussy in front of his eyes because waifu/shipping fags would get mad and stop supporting that garbage otherwise

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>>160414405
Don't worry, I saved it too Anon.

>>160413747
No child could possibly deserve the cruel fate of being this loser's son, or Aqua's, Dorkness' or Megumeme's for that matter. Keep him virgin until they become a respectable people.

>>160416497
She'd just spawn water.

>>160417745
then she shouldn't have developed the relationships in romantic directions

>>160413747
>Why am I STILL harping on about virginty?
Simple: I am stuck in my life with only sex and its the only upside to my garbage life XDDDD. End yourself and leave /a/

>>160416301
>he doesn't save more time and just fuck his mom
Get lost, nerdo

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>>160413747
he's a MANLET! when will they learn?

>>160414084
>Sticking your dick in crazy
I'd rather the guild receptionist girl.

>>160417967
>sticking your dick in gold diggers

Seems like what a normalfag would do. Kindly leave.

>>160413921
(You)

>>160413747
Because of the Succ Shop.

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>>160417967
>>160418134
This
I'd rather stick my dick in Yunyun

>>160420655
But then you run into the same problem as Megumin because she's also a teenager. Wiz becomes the next best choice

>>160420686
>Fucking the dead
Such good taste

They also hate him. There is not a single girl in the show who likes or respects him at all and the panty thief bit ruined any stranger's opinion of him before he had a chance to meet them.

Face it, no girl would want him. The only girls that even consider sex with him were paid to and they only work in dreams.

>>160414340
>Not only that but as a person he's kind of a prick which is probably not what people want in a guy

His party was creeped out by not Kirito because of how nice he was being to them. Having a nice personality isn't exactly liked in fantasy Australia so far.

>The only girl he's probably have a chance with is probably Darkness, which to your point, I'm not sure why he hasn't really made an attempt at her.

Already is in a pseudo-relationship with Megumin, who by the way likes teasing Kazuma and leads him on at times while getting hostile with any girl that goes near Kazuma. And then there is Aqua whose dynamic with Kazuma is being bros with and drinking buddies.

>>160413747
Kazuma is above it all he has the succubus dream shop he doesn't need anything else

>>160420815
If that succubus power existed in real life I would blow money on it every single day too.

>>160420815
>Face it, no girl would want him.

>Megumin interrogates Chris on her relationship with Kazuma
>Darkness tried to rape him countless times

>>160413747
that's the joke
he thinks they're all retards thereby denouncing them thinking they not even worth the consequences after banging them
he would probably want to get with someone who is constantly nice to him or praises because he's an asshole
Kazuma is a egotistical scumbag and that's why he can't get laid even by his own standards

>>160416301
>this prancing homo wasn't impregnating his twin at the moment of conception
get lost queer

>>160420815
>They also hate him. There is not a single girl in the show who likes or respects him at all and the panty thief bit ruined any stranger's opinion of him before he had a chance to meet them.

This. Kazuma had a horrible reputation and is considered a creepy pervert. We know that everyone in town refers to him as "Crapzuma" and "Kazutrash". And the girl in the new OVA even said that everyone was making fun of her for having poor taste of men.

>>160421181
Megumin is literally the only girl who likes him. Aqua struggles to think of a single compliment for him when she was trying to get him to pay her debt. As for Darkness, she'd fuck anyone with a pulse.

>>160413747
It's called a self-insert. Kazuma won't get any better than the viewers so they can keep relating to him.

>>160421505
But megumeme actually confessed which already puts him ahead of most of his audience

>>160421332
>not fucking your twin while still inside your dad's ballsack
It's not gay if you shout no homo

>>160413747
Scumzuma is creeped out by the blonde pervert, justifiably so. Fucking Aqua is like fucking children, given how retarded she is.

And he won't fuck Megumin because he's actually worried that she might not actually like him despite every signal he ACTUALLY picked up from her.

Meanwhile he grooms lolis because he has years to get used to them, enough procrastination time to grow a spine.

tl;dr: procastination. Lolineet is just a bum.

>>160421390
It goes both ways with Aqua and Kazuma, but deep down they are friends.

>As for Darkness, she'd fuck anyone with a pulse.

Darkness has specifically been trying to get in his pants for the longest time, even in the most recent volume.

>>160421871
>Darkness has specifically been trying to get in his pants for the longest time
Yes, but he rejects her in v12 according to what I've read on 2ch. OP is not wrong.

>>160413747
>Aqua
The damegami is still a megami.

>>160421920
>Yes, but he rejects her in v12 according to what I've read on 2ch. OP is not wrong.

Irrelevant since the post he was replying to claimed that only Megumin liked him. Darkness quite obviously likes him and she awkwardly but still maturely tries to hit on him. Megumin plays the childish romance, Darkness is just trying to get a date.

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>>160413747
Its not like he hasnt had any chances, but you have to remember, it a jap LN and you know Jap birth rate is like negative for a reason.

>>160422181
>Just realized he saw darkness's cooch.

Whoa, darkness is even more of a slut than I though.

>>160421181

Darkness's taste in men is especially horrid, she wants a useless waste of a man that treats her like shit.

>>160422326
so kazuma

Because it's his story, not yours, and no matter how much he claims otherwise, he's still an anime character.

>>160421390
All 3 girls like him at some level, if Aqua and Darkness didn't they would have fucked off with Katsuragi

Funny enough Kazuma fucks off with Iris in later on, he doesn't really care as much about the party as they do

>>160422181
jesus the anime makes darkness look ugly af

>>160422411
They hang out with Kazuma because they literally have no choice. Aqua needs Kazuma in order to get back home, and Darkness and Megumin joined his party because literally no one else would take them.

>>160422437
She was hot in the marriage episode.

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>>160421866
Kazuma has shown more then once he is ready to throw down with Megumin at any time she is ready. In V10 (where it wasn't actually her) his response wasn't hesitation at all, it was lock the door and come to bed.

>>160422411
Aqua doesn't like him. Like, at all. She has never shown any true concern for him asides from being her ticket out of incarnation hell.
She cares a million times more about a goddamn chicken than Kazuma.

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>>160414221

>>160423245
He always takes a step back in the last moment.

Plus V10 was a consequence of one chance too many going by him and the girls openly mocking him about not being afraid of him anymore because they figured out that he chickens out when the moment of truth comes.

>>160423254
Aqua was hurt the most when he ditched them in volume 11
She's not going to overtly show it, but it's clear she cares about him

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>>160423338
And things haven't gotten better in this regard since. Also as a consequence of him slowly getting more comfortable with them means he's less likely to have as much issue in the future. He's already to the point where Megumin can talk romantic stuff alone with him and he doesn't freak out instantly anymore...In v12 it definitely seems it's her putting the brakes on sex for the time being (while they are trying to be secret about things). Honestly I don't expect that to last more then a single volume at this point.

>>160423584
Nothing romantic is going to be resolved until the story is done. It's just not going to happen. As much as Konosuba mocks the genre, it still sticks to its rules.

>>160413747
if the main guy gets laid then the virgin loser audience can't relate to him

>>160413747
>world with no condoms or birth control
>sex literally leads to children
>no one in this world has sex without marriage

Its not surprising why he's still a virgin. None of the women in this world would sleep with him casually, aqua is a fucking idiot, darkness is a lewd shy virgin, and megumin is... well... chuuni. So childish its sort of weird to sexualize her.

Kazuma spends all his time with the succubus shop anyway. He goes there so often he gets discount tickets. So its not like he isn't experienced (in his mind)

>>160416422
Usually demigods are gods fucking normal women (or birds), but it's possible.

>>160416497
No, Wiz is dead. She's rotting at an incredibly slow pace.

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>>160423844
I'll grant you that. I wouldn't want it to be resolved in full anyhow. What makes the kazumin so fun to watch is just how awkward and terrible and generally clumsy they both are at it. Kazuma's childhood friend trauma combined with Megumin's never giving the opposite sex a thought till now results in some genuinely cute interactions. And while resolution is one thing, a full on relationship does not mean the end of possible fun they can have with it at all.... Also....v12 Megumin warming up to the idea of having kids......

>>160423844
So basically they are going to cocktease the fans to the very end and the result might not even be worth the wait?

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>>160424039
I'd still hit it.

>>160420815
>They also hate him
So why'd they all cry when he didn't want to resurrect again?

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>>160424730
Megumin cried, Aqua and Darkness were just embarrassed by what she did while he was dead...

>>160413921
even so they would still rape
in fact because of so

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>>160421181
Why did Darkness go from masochism to pic related?

>>160423254
>Was going to buff him up and fight along side him against Megumin and Darkness when they wanted him to stop drinking in the morning.

People are really embellishing this hate thing.

>>160413747
If you were the author of a hit LN series, you'd drag it on as long as possible as well.

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>>160424940
She wants to be abused and dominated and she's realized that he's probably the closest thing to her ideal that she's going to find, especially after this scene.

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>>160414405
Shhh....i got u senpai

He could fuck Darkness at any point but he's too much of a beta to do it even when she literally asks for it

>>160428523
He rejects her in the latest volume. That's not being beta, he just doesn't want her.

>>160428571
Him not wanting her IS beta though.

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>>160428667
Nah. Having the balls to tell a model to fuck off is alpha as fuck.

>>160427356
>Cum in Megumin
>She shouts EXPLOSION

>>160428571
>Kazuma rejecting Darkness
I am disgusted by this shit. He tried fucking her earlier and was only cockblocked by Darkness abs.

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>>160429983
It was just an offered booty call, he wasn't looking for love there mate.

>>160430987
megumin's leg couldn't possibly reach that far behind darkness

>tfw have paid thousands of dollars over the years just for people to teach me how to talk to women
I wish I was Kazuma as this point.

>>160431015
Drawing is hard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB8jcv41A00
I didn't even know Chomusuke had a VA. Who voices her?

>>160415782
Well girls are becoming sluts at younger ages each generation and that's usually when a girl loses her virginity these days.

Kazuma was a loser in his old life and he's a loser in the new one.
Jesus christ anon, you'll always be a loser.

>>160431716
It's considered disgusting if a girl still has her virginity at 12 nowadays.

>>160431478
maoo nao nao

>>160413747
He never makes the first step

>>160431170
>he's literally paid a con-artist who cons women into sex thousands of dollars to teach him how to con women
>has not at any point considered that he might be getting conned
wow nice cuck

>>160431769
That only applies for men, people want girls to be virgins because why would you want to stick your dick in something many other dicks have already been inside?

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New to anime here, is chanting English phrases/words when casting abilities something a common trope?

>>160431856
You're the wrong generation dude, girls have to suck a dick at 9 to not be made fun of nowadays.

>>160431918
I know this is a joke or at least hope it is but this still depresses me.

Sex is overreted normie activity

>>160431917
Yes. Sometimes they scream grammatically incorrect German.

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>>160429983
Darkness is too weird and degenerate.

This guy in pic related knows degenerates are bad people

>>160413747
why would he fall for garbage 3dpd when i has succubus mega-fantasies that are guaranteed to please or you money back

>>160433278
>he
>i
>you
ESL go and stay go

>>160432090
No, it's not a joke. Kids with smartphones send each other pictures of their genitals all the time. It's become a pandemic.

>>160433337
My 10 year old nephew probably watches Minecraft porn.

>>160433337
When will the rapture happen? I don't care if I get accepted or not, I just want to see these degenerates purged.

>>160413747
Eris/Crishler is his waifu, show some respect faggot. Ford a shit.

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>>160433337
>tfw nephew was talking about this shit happening at his school resulting in a cellphone ban and I didn't believe him

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MAZICK EYETEHM

>>160433314
true american dont care what you says
fuck you i cum

>>160433509
HYOIZABURO

>>160433363
What a joke. If a girl hasn't made her first husband kill herself and cucked her second by age 6, then she's going to stay a virgin for life.

>>160433565
kill himself* mbmb

Ln are for teenagers . Can't do sexual stuff in pg-13

>>160413747
So you can self insert.

>>160420686
>Wiz will never drain your juices to rejuvenate herself
Literally what's the point of living

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>>160435518
>Ln are for teenagers
You're wrong, light novels are just novellas. Plenty of lewd ones around.

>>160414014
He isn't wrong.
Aqua pisses off Kazuma nearly every living moment.

>>160438118
That's a reason to abuse and hatefuck her, not ignore her

>>160413747
Because it's funnier.

>>160413747
Emotionally stable people don't randomly fuck their friends. Masturbation is infinitely more fun than bad sex.

>>160438382
What is a sexfriend, Jim

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>>160438431
A girlfriend you don't like very much

Kazuma is a beta NEET who will never EVER be a chad, and neither will you anon

>>160438176
He got standards.

>>160413747
he knows fucking either of them would ruin their balance as a party
that would make them unable to clear quests as good (they're struggling as it is)
and he REALLY likes money so yeah

>>160413747
Because it's not a type of series where MC fucks girls.
Just like Rito tripped on boobs and run away in TLR, tripped on boobs and run away in Darkness and will trip on boobs and run away in any possible sequel, because it's a series about tripping on boobs and running away, and the audience expects to see tripping on boobs and running away, not MC becoming Chad Thundercock and fucking all girls in all holes.

>>160424565
>result not worth the wait
This is anime, the result is never worth the wait

>>160414854
>Implying fear of STD is what keep virgin men from fucking
Whatever floats your boat, virginal coward trash.

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I reckon he fucked Megameme. Probably just jerked off to Aqua because she's a floppy-tit nonpan slut.

>>160433376
Don't be jealous no girl cares about you to send a friendly message frequently, let alone porn of her.

>>160424895
Raping Aqua when there are people nearby who can hear them? Maybe you want to lose your virginity in prison, but Kazuma doesn't.

>>160422283
Kazuma has seen all of their vaginas, all the girls have seen his penis. It's a close-knit family.

>>160413921
>Annoying slut right next to you
>No hatefuck
Kazuma is not only a pooosy but a faggot too? Now I know why Rance disowned him.

>>160438690
>>>>

>>160439808
>Sticking your dick in an annoying retard

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>>160413747
I think it's pretty obvious where his priorities are.

>>160439885
Does he actually fuck the succ or just jizzes his pants in a dream?

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>>160424825
>Megumin has no problem writing a name on your dick
>Darkness was so traumatized she couldn't even look at him
Is this proof Megumin is the sluttiest and Darkness is the purest?

>>160439944
I just always assumed they give the customer the dream they want, and the Succubus get's to do whatever they want with your dick.

>>160439998
>Succubus get's to do whatever they want with your dick
So, nothing?

>>160439862
>Rance doesn't care and gets pussy for it
You're acting like she's a flat sticc with no benefits or powers. If he's so damn annoyed, make some fucking ear plugs.

>>160440020
Did you mean everything?

>>160440047
For a prostitute, nothing is better than taking your money and leaving with as little physical contact as possible.

>>160440079
they are SUCCUBUS. The whole point of that shop is they give a nice dream to a customer and they get your semen in return to survive. It's a legitimate business.

>>160440079
Succubi suck the living force of a man through his peepee. Supposedly it's part of the contract to suck a small amount, not enough to cause any harm beyond some normal exhaustion

>>160413747
>Fuck aqua
>Every liquid she touches turns into pure water
>Cum endlessly without the fear of impregnating or catching magical STDs

I think there was even a doujin about that.

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Oh god, what did I just stumble upon?

It's on twitch right now.

>>160440734
holy shit, what's the name of the channel? or link if possible

>>160440787
Genkidk. Some kind of cosplay competition, all the chicks are whales as you'd expect.

>>160440674
Yep, found it.
https://exhentai.org/g/1063698/4e398d9e83/

But still, nothing compares to "mindbroken in three panels"

>>160424039
Is that why Kazuma was inhaling her so much?

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>Watch OVA
>Get to the end
>Screaming inside my head for him to steal those sluts' panties
>"Nah, that would be too perfect. He won't do it."
>He does it
Kazuma you son of a bitch, it doesn't matter how much of a loser NEET virgin you are, I can never hate you.

>>160440734
This is what Kazuma sees everyday

>>160440734
Why is Darkness so soft?

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>>160441058
It all makes sense now.

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>>160441087
>Darkness, you are fat

>>160441144
she's not fat, she just has high hp

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>>160441087
Somebody, stop me. I don't want to watch this anymore.

>>160441173
>180cm
>100kg
Imagine trying to manhandle her large body and dislocating a spinal disk.

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>>160441350
Cheeky cunt.

>>160441350
Fucking kek

>>160441350
Good one

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>>160441350

>>160441058
Then it explains why he's still a virgin.

>>160424460
Her ring is on the wrong hand

>>160441350
Maximal kek

TL;Dr kazuma is an asshole and that's that

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>>160440734
>>160441087
>>160441173
I feel violated.

>>160442316
And beta, don't forget that.

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>>160441350

Laughed way harder than I should have to this. That the (You), you cheeky shit

>>160442316
That faggot is probably the only beta MC I know with some sort of balance. Well at least it's a comedy.

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>>160440818
I HAVE SEEN THE GATES OF HELL

>>160413747
Because Kazuma, like anybody who would even consider visiting a chance, is their own worst enemy.

when you're a loser your whole life and are all of a sudden surrounded by women who want you, you just start hating women

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>>160440734
>>160441087
>>160441173
>Darkness is fat
>Aqua is fat
>Megumin is not cute
REEEEEEEEEE

>>160446057
CHIKUSOOOO

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>>160446057
Darkness is accurate

>>160446524
She hasnt develop her abs at that point

>>160446524
Darkness is fit, not fat.

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>>160446524
You are objectively wrong.
She's just a solidly built woman. Not fat.

>>160446762
How solid are we talking? Adamantite?

>>160446762
Solid like congealed lard

>>160413921
One of my friends was banging a girl while both were drunk, halfways he started to become sober and realized she was ugly as fuck and kicked her off the room. Guys and girls tend to bang even if they dislike the personality while drunk and even overlook the looks of the other one.

No matter Aqua's personality she has the looks, anyone who is straight would just dive in while drunk.

If you are disgusted by an atractive girl while drunk it means your true sexual preferences are just emerging.

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>>160446930

>>160413747
He's saving himself for best girl.

When she's ready two years' worth of explosions will make a kabooming noise as it detonates endlessly into Megumin.

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>Kazuma is a virgin
I thought he lost his virginity in the Succubus brothel?

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STRONGEST MATERIAL IN TOWN

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Despite it all, I think Kazuma is the anime character I'm most envious of. His life is super comfy, with the only stresses coming from the idiocy of his friends.

>>160448186
>Kazuma ain't smashing none of these sluts because he's a beta faggot trapped in an asshole's body
I've never seen someone ruin their own personal paradise up this badly in such a short time.

>>160441173
That aqua would make a good reaction image.

>>160448740
That "thing" should never leave this thread, to prevent further loss of life. Won't somebody give my penis mouth to mouth resuscitation? It's been limp for hours now.

Maybe he is gay?

>>160448740
>3dpd reaction image

>>160441173
That aqua looks like constanza

>>160439966
No, Darkness is still a slut since she tries to rape Kazuma multiple times. But I like my sluts mischievous, like Megumin.

>>160448230
I'm honestly envious, not just because of the comfiness, but because it does give me a certain admiration to see someone with such awful skills and party manage to succeed every time just from using them creatively, and have people know he can do that and listen to his orders.

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whats she called again?

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>>160441350
kek

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Do you guys think considering how many people like Kazuma's character the way it is now, that if they decide to adapt past volume 6 that they'll change it ever so little to keep the same consistency in quality and comedy? The writer for the OVAs were original and by the original author himself if I recall correctly. And by that implication, he's not willing to really dabble with haremshit comedy if it meant breaking the character dynamics just yet. It would be nice to see more of his own creative input in the coming anime project or seasons to come. Or would you guys still be down with the content vols 7-10 has to offer? And does at any point does the quality jump back up to previous volumes?

>>160448001
Dreams aren't real anon.

>>160451703
Is there really a point in changing anything? 7-10 don't really have that much haremshit comedy, except maybe that scene with Darkness in 7 but the same thing happened in S1.

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>>160451913
But how do the succubi steal your "life-force" without intercourse?

>>160451913
shh let him believe he's not a virgin anymore

>>160452478
How does Wiz do it?

>>160422411
>he doesn't really care as much about the party as they do

That's why he gives up reincarnating as a rich Jap kid after the ice samurai be heads him? Despite their twisted personalities and cunt behavior, the group all cares about each other in their own way or else they wouldn't have stuck together for so long. Aqua doesn't actually need Kazuma to go home, she just needs to defeat the Demon King, which she could have done with the bishounen hero without issue.

>>160452535
Wiz isn't a Succubus though. Succubi have always stolen life force via sex.

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>>160452535
She's a lich. Draining life force is kind of their hobby.

>>160452478
You need to slow down with the hentai if you truly believe sex is the only way to steal life-force with all fictional works out there.

There are a ton of characters out there that can life-leech just by being in the proximity, the succubi just need a sort of psychic vampirism to do it.

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>>160452670
>always

Not always.

>>160453025
>You need to slow down with the hentai if you truly believe sex is the only way to steal life-force with all fictional works out there.
That's not what I said though. Succubi - by design - exclusively steal life force via sex (sometimes kissing works too though).

>>160453025
>succubus: a female demon believed to have sexual intercourse with sleeping men.

It's in the fucking definition. If a succubus doesn't fuck then it's not a succubus.

>>160452670
Not necessarily many succubi just tease, torture and kill you before you can even enjoy it, many don't even steal life force, they just do it out of fun.

>>160413747
He's a manlet.

Manlets can never, ever be attractive, nor can they ever get laid.

>>160453087
I think there comes a point when manga artists need to beat off a time or two before they start drawing, otherwise they end up with at least 4 fetishes at once on a page.

>>160453337
Traditional mythology vs modern culture changing it around a bit. In D&D, as one example, physical contact is enough to do the job.

>>160453360
i know this is a shitpost, but I'm a 3DPD and I genuinely don't feel that attracted to guys under 5'10 or so and I'm 5'1

>>160453400
>Traditional mythology vs modern culture changing it around a bit. In D&D, as one example, physical contact is enough to do the job.

That's retarded. That's like claiming vampires don't need to suck blood because a couple of series have made them "psychic vampires". Unless it's canonical stated otherwise, they fuck dudes while they sleep.

>>160453445
Congratulations on being the typical vapid whore, now kindly fuck off.

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>>160453445
Nobody cares about your 3D opinions.

>>160453501
Japanese stories tend towards the more modern interpretations found in video games and other media because their readers are more familiar with that. The difference between that and your psychic vampire example is that, to them, the older version is the one that is outside of what's normally expected.

See also succubus not turning into incubus when someone drops a load in them so they can impregnate another woman with it.

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>>160448740
>>160448832
>>160448996

>>160413747
Rance is the cliche, and he's avoiding it.

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>>160453967
What did Aqua do to deserve this?

>>160413747
hes japanese

>>160440020
In most series involving succubi the act of sex is either highly pleasurable or the taste of cum is intense and amazing to them (being a literal food source to them). So either they stimulate the body while the dreamer enacts their fantasy or they wait to receive their cum however they like.

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>>160441350

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>>160454049
Between too much alcohol and wrecking her cult's income source, she's had to sell her likeness in order to make money.

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>>160454049
Gorge herself on junk food.

>>160438797
Voice of reason right here.

>>160441350
I lost

>>160453967
I lost, again.
Good Lord, I have such primitive sense of humor.

>>160448230
>There is me, that is Wiz, and my three droogs.

>>160451913
More than that, Aqua's barriers keep the succubi away.
Kazuma is a total virgin.

>>160448186
>those tits
>that ABS
>is a masochist
Would sexually bully Lalatina if you know what I mean.

>>160454739
I would bully her womb with my offspring if you know what I mean.

>>160413747
He's laying in wait to else wants his dick. He put Darkness and Megumin on hold, and now has a favorable chance at becoming royalty since the Princess likes him. He's carefully playing his cards and see how far his luck will get him.

>>160423992
Why hasn't Kazuma invented codoms?

>>160454868
He tried.

>>160413747
Because setting him on a path will stop certain fans from further supporting the series.

>>160450869
Imagine yourself stuck with a shit party on a D&D game, they are just having fun, but despise your complains, you dont really want to ruin their fun, so you find the way to make everthing work

>>160423992
I have to wonder how you end up with discount tickets for a place that takes payment in small amounts of energy.

>>160454868
That would mean introducing casual sex to the world, thus reducing his potential chances with any of the girls around him because there's a higher chance they're fucking someone else.

Having all the guys just go to the succubus brothel is the ideal situation for him.

Having said that, that guy is wrong. Condoms existed way before the middle ages, as far as ancient times. They just weren't as widespread and were of awful quality, so if people nowadays still find it better to not use condoms, imagine then when it was made from sheep guts and similar shit.

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>>160440734

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>>160454975
That is exactly part of the reason why I admire that.

I know that feel.

Fucking Kazuma
GO REAL HAREM

>>160440734
The actors are ugly as fuck but the costumes are pretty on point

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>>160455307
Haven't you people noticed how he's always talking about setting flags? How in the hotsprings town, when she helped that girl pick up her apples he wondered if he had set a flag?

He's just trying to figure out what to do to get the harem route before going in for the kill and accidentally locking himself in one single girl's route.

Even if they are all retarded, i still wouldn't be able to resist those girls as much as he did.

>>160455364
All of these things are just bought from China for 20 bucks a piece these days. We're long past the days of fans actually creating this shit, for basic garments at least.

>>160413747
>How is Kazuma STILL a virgin loser
The author is a hack who has no writing skills and the only reason people still like this shit fest is because the memes and the shitty characters.

>>160431745
the moment you accept it, it becomes that much easier to not give a shit

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>>160413747
>>160413747
> How is Kazuma STILL a virgin loser?
It's always sunny in isekai.

>>160455080
Wasn't it only in 20th century when it dawned on them to extract sheep gut from the sheep first?

>>160455755
That's where this series shines. A group of assholes doing asshole things. Hell, Megumin already hit the breaks on the relationship (which is dumb since there wasn't even much happening) to keep the status qou.

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>>160413747
The target audience is hikki neets who would get mad if he actually smashed someone.

>>160435518
There are loads of Ero-LN/Night novels dude.

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>>160456119
>That's where this series shines
No, it really isn't. None of the characters are funny or even interesting. I don't even know how this show got so popular, it's not even the best DEEN anime centered around assholes and misfits. That title is still held by Kore wa Zombie Desu ka, a very underrated series.

>>160414817
But you are specifically interested in watching virgin antics & blueballed harem: the anime?

>>160456852
Aqua is funny and interesting and she carries the series, the rest of the characters are boring

>>160457124
This. *tips fedora.

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>>160457124
>Aqua carries the series

Read a isekai fantasy harem LN with a REAL man as a protagonist

>>160457124
The only part of the series that was actually carried by Aqua and not Kazuma was Alcanretia, and it was bad.

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>>160457332
Forgot pic

>>160456852
>Kore wa zombie desu ka

Mediocre harem at its finest.

>>160457399
Mushoku Tensei is trash, though.

>>160456852
Aqua, Kazuma and Darkness are pretty funny. No one in this is interesting but no one in zombie car was either.

>>160457467
Funny cause the MC is Trash, and only takes a lifetime 'his 2nd lifetime' to redeem himself. It's good enough for what it set out to do, not like half the Isekai that has give no flying fucks.

>>160413747
> Aqua: very annoying even fucking

> Megumim: kid

> Darkness / Lalatina: fear of her, part of the fear is his virginity and the other is because she is crazy

>>160453967
Today i have seen everything,hardly anything can amaze me more than this.Its a weird chaos of feelings.

Also i made a epub of crimson magic TL of vol 11 up to ch. 2 with images n sheit.
tinyurl com /kazii-i-am-mad-AF
For the ones afraid of viruses
preview tinyurl com /kazii-i-am-mad-AF

>>160457269
> The goddess who literally brought hilarious disaster on the world
> Always finding new and exciting ways to fuck up
> Not the best comedian in a comedy

>>160458809
>tiny IRL

>>160458841
>new and exciting ways to fuck up
If you're like 12 and easy to impress, sure.

>>160458873
its from my dropbox

>>160413747
could aqua kill something by sligllty cutting it and then touching the wound and purifying the blood into water

>>160459174
she should definitely try that on herself

>>160422085
s/date/dick

>>160459204
I volunteer this anon to be the first test.

>>160459204
Wow rude

>>160459174
But that's blood magic, anon. Aqua doesn't practice blood magic and it's a typically evil art that she wouldn't allow.

>>160432358
THIS.

>>160433376
I think you're confused, Anon. The rapture is supposed to take the good, pure people, not awful degenerates like us...

>>160433512
I miss flags...

>>160438924
Anon was talking about the LN, you dolt.

>>160414533
>as soon as he becomes a chad he stops being relatable. the show would be ruined. also it wouldn't be nearly as funny.
>/a/ still thinks that pussy cures retrdedness
Don't worry, Anon, you can have pussy and still be a complete fucking idiot

>>160460334
>>160438924
Even though your point really IS quite valid...

Who the fuck invented the milk bags in that world?

>>160460346
Hush, don't spoil anons belief that if they fuck a willing girl, everyone will magically praise them and treat and think them better than what they are now.

No need to bully weaklings.

I want to have anal sex with Aqua

He's an effeminate faggot like most male anime protags.

>>160458119
>read Isekai about dude that was alpha as fuck in Highschool, he has a shitty job after graduation delivering fried chicken.
>Gets called to make delivery in super expensive hotel
>kid that was bullied is there banging a dozen biches with his super buff bodyguard
>gets beaten up by nerd that is now super rich
>on way home
>gets isekaid by earthquake
>on an island with tons of super hot elves
>all they do is eat and fuck
>its always warm and sunny
>no predators
>abundant food that heals all injuries
>Fucks QT elves
>Reeeeeees when he finds out everyone fucks everyone
>kills people
>tries to monopolize shit
>one of the male elves out dicks him
>he is stuck without food and his 2 elven waifus get killed

Ill stick with Japanese Isekai from now on.

>>160460774
Korean isekais are basically western isekais in edginess and drama bullshit.
Nothing change except the language and minor parts.

>>160457493
>but no one in zombie car was either
But they were, most notably Eu and Seraphim.
>Aqua, Kazuma and Darkness are pretty funny
No they aren't. Most jokes that revolve around them were just what their character was. Kazuma in an asshole and so, everything he says/does is something that's him being an asshole. Aqua is dumb, so everything she does is gonna be extremely retarded and annoying. and Darkness. Well she's the worst of them. I like how she was a masochist, you don't see that character trait much often, let alone in female characters. But god did everything she does have to be her getting turned on by everything?

>>160438826
To Love Ru goes to an extent it becomes infuriating though. I'm usually fine with this kind of hijinks in harem manga but Hasemi either doesn't know how to write it right or deliberately makes it grating.

>>160460938
You obviously just watched a review or something of the series, rather than watching it yourself.

>>160414087
>>>160413747 (OP)
>as if it is that easy to get laid...
Shiggy diggy

>>160461416
Or maybe anon, MAYBE, i can actually see the shit that Konosuba actually is.

>>160462192
>This series that few people found mildly entertaining is much better than a popular series
No, you're just being a contrarian hipster faggot.

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>>160440734
>>160441173
>fat Aqua

>>160460938
>Seraphim
>Ms. I am a bitch with a stick up my ass 24/7
>interesting

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>>160457369
Aqua was absent half the time in Alcarentia, fag

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>>160450882
Reaction face girl

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>>160450882
Shiba-Aqua

AQUA A CUTE

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>>160463717
Where is this semen demon? I want to see more of her.

>>160466102
>who is this semen demon
>posts a picture of her
?

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>>160466102
But you posted her.

>>160466236
Hm? Is that from the LN? I didnt got it from the anime. Also, i posted litterally the first pic i saw.

>>160460774
I think I read that one for a bit. Dude was fucking retarded, because his elf waifu had already decided to stick to monogamy with him and he still got superbutthurt and decided to go full overlord, ruining the utopia and making everyone turn violent by being a cruel motherfucker. If he ended up badly he fully deserved it.

>>160441087
https://a.pomf.cat/zzmgsr.webm

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>>160441873

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>>160466310

>>160466360
I swear, that yamerooooo is the cutest thing ever.

>>160466425
Ok... but is not that big for a proof. Also she wasnt with some other guy? I dont remember that much.

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Whats good
been gone most of the summer for work
wasnt there a season 3 announced? or something of that nature?

>>160413747

He's only a "loser" if he's failed to accomplish his goals. He tends to get what he wants, just not easily. Sex isn't everything for human beings.

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>>160463717
>never noticed before that Megumin adopted her hairstyle

>>160422437
Also mangles her tits.

>>160466512
Explaining it to you would be long, so either read the novels or this: http://konosuba.wikia.com/wiki/Wolbach

>>160424460
C'mon harem end.

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>>160466665
Oh thanks.