>could have taken Hanekawa's virginity in the gym shed

>>160015656
>doesnt molest or marry hachikuji
He does get a handful of her quite often though.

I feel like people on this board might have alot of different opinions but we can all agree that crab is hands down the worst character in the series period.

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>>160016609
no where near; its snek. crab is under cat, bat, and monkey but above the rest

>>160015656
He's also a cuck, gobbling up Kaiki's sloppy seconds

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>>160016857
kaiki did not do anything to crab, stop with this nonsense. shes the cuck - shinobu is the true endgame and shes just something to fuck for the duration of his human life span

>>160016609
Snake, then crab.

>>160016609
yes crab is fucking terrible

>>160015656
Crab is life

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Snek is best girl.

>>160016857
Yeah, Araragi never took anyones virginity.
Which makes him all the more relatable by /a/.

>>160016727
>>160017020
Snake is literally best girl though.

>>160015656
>>could have taken Kanbaru's virginity in the classroom

>making top dyke straight for the MC

I knew there was a reason why I stopped paying attention to this trash other then it just being WORDSWORDSWORDS

>>160017082
that's not bat

>>160016922
sounds more like Shinobu is the cuck to me. and Araragi will be the cuck later because Shinobu already had her ancient Japanese man

Crab is his muse. He wants her as a companion, not a sex toy. They do fit well together.

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>>160017047
>>160017082
worst taste imaginable

long haired kanbaru is too hot

>>160017077
>Yeah, Araragi never took anyones virginity.
wtf i thought he fugged crab

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>>160017162
having past relationships does not make a person a cuck or cucker. its about being with another person while being romantically involved - he is married to crab, but he is emotionally and spiritually engaged to bat

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>>160017203
thats exactly why she cut it again, summer sucks with long hair

>>160017245
she wasn't a virgin

Why is book Hanekawa so much better than anime Hanekawa?

>>160017340
>she wasn't a virgin
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SOURCE?

Ararararagi will never satisfy Crab after Kaiki used her as a cock sleeve. What a fucking whore

>>160017365
>source
Kaiki's big dick

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>>160017340
STOP
SPREADING
LIES

>>160017347
Book hanekawa doesnt suffer from animes cartoony tits.
Her entire character design in the anime is basically "that girl with TITS and nothing else going for her."

>>160015656
shitty pasta

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Best

>>160015656
No one who watched the anime considers him to be a harem protagonist. He has already chosen one gf in the first arc.

Only superficial retards consider him a harem protag.

>tfw Senjougahara had better chemistry with Kaiki
http://openings.moe/?video=Opening6-MonogatariSeriesSecondSeason

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I like this snail.

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>ywn steal a 500 year old vampires first kiss to shut her the fuck up

>>160017585
how many dicks do you think have been in that ancient mouth

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>>160017468
yea, i cant possibly see why the guy with a buncha girls fawning for his cock would be considered a harem lead

>>160017563
Adult Mayoi and adult Shinobu are so much better than their loli forms

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>>160017443
seconded

>>160017637
At least once a day since she has nothing else to do but fuck.

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>>160017637
thousands, considering she doesnt even leave bones behind when she eats people

>tfw she ate the guillotine dick

>>160015656
The most unbelievable part of the Monogataris for me is that Araragi didn't have any friends despite being cool as fuck.

>>160017731
He is a child molester who's into incest and non-christian open relationships after all.

>>160017731
why the fuck would he need friends?

he probably just ignores any male that comes around him because knows girls are going to fall on his dick.

>>160017817
And despite all of that, you're telling me he didn't have any friends?

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>>160017731
he's a literal edgelord pervert at the beginning of the series

>>160017731
he was just an autist at first, then he learned how to be cooler after becoming a vampire. though that doesn't explain why Hanekawa wanted to fuck him right away

>>160017882
He had to learn those habits from somewhere so its probably her mother not letting him bring anyone visit him home lest it might interrupt their s/m sessions.

>>160017900
I want Araragi to molest me

>>160016727
>crab
>above snail
>above math

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>>160017916
she was desperate for any distraction from her miserable existence. sex is a great answer when you're depressed and jacked up on hormones

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>>160018035
ok, below snail for sure. but above math in all ways

>>160018067
I like this memetic parody. Please post more.

>>160018067
>a Hitagi Senjougahara
>a
Huh
Try again next time

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>>160017563
>saw kizu 3 last night
>snail comes back to me in a few weeks

this is a good time to be alive

>>160018081
What a psycho bitch
>you're so beta you accept to date the first anorexic bitch to ask you out

>>160018186
Will she have over 5 minutes of screentime?

>>160016922
>crabfags are now trying to make their waifu less of a slut by falseflagging
Yeah, yeah, crab a shit

>>160016609
Bat > Kizu Cat > Crab = Snail > Monkey > Bee > Bird > Math > Doll = normal Cat > Snake

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>>160018238
the arc is called mayoi hell. take a wild guess

>>160018298
Monkey > Bat > Kizu Cat > Snail > Doll > normal Cat > Math > Crab > Bee > Bird > shit >>>>>>>>>>>> Snake

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>>160018231
but he stays with her because he loves her and she loves him. their relationship changes pretty fast and she becomes top tier marriage material, aside from the working overseas thing

Does anything even matter anymore if Kaiki can't win?

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>>160018522
kaiki has always been a loser though

>>160018466
Kaiki > Snail = Math > Monkey > Bat > Bee = Kizu cat > Bird > Snake > Normal cat >>>>>> Crab > Doll

>>160018425
>hell

snail is heaven though

what was meant by this?

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>>160018575
Since when?

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>>160017267

>>160018522
Kaiki will win Senjougahara after Araragi breaks up with her for Shinobu.

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>>160018670
no, she went directly to buddhist hell

>>160018711
Tbqh, Kaiki has much better chemistry with Crab, she even tries to imitate him. I wish they tried harder to be happy, but Kaiki sacrificed his love for her to be happier.

>>160018785
>3d snail

DELETE THIS POST FROM THE THREAD

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

>>160018684
since college. he was in love with kanbaru's mom but never made it happen, then she died and now he is keeping an eye on his former love interests daughter. also, the other specialist think he's an asshole

sounds like a loser to me

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forget best girl, who is the most kissable/would give the best succ?

What was the point of Sodachi?

>>160015656
what is his endgame?

>>160019001
>who is the most kissable
kiss shot
>give the best succ
kiss shot (hundreds of years of succ experience)

not even up for debate

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>>160019001
Imagine that bee teethbrush scene exept with arargi using his own cum instead of tootpaste.

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>>160015656
>doesnt molest or marry hachikuji

>>160019086
Are you a salty crabfag who wants to be smashed in an argument about best girl's chastity or do you mean bloodsucc?

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kaiki is a cuck

>>160019008
Her point was being best girl.

>>160017245
He just walked her home gently.

>>160019164
there is literally no way even if crab was the most gigantic slut imaginable that she could match the succ prowess of someone over 10 times her age

come on now

>>160019228
>is she's older that definitely means she's a slut who can succ
So this is the power of western values
I'm not arguing again, it's been discussed a thousand times

>>160015656
Well, the underlying problem you have is that Crab is the most realistic woman of the whole series. By pairing Araragi with her, Shaft is trying to get it into your dense head that she's an excellent option

You don't find girls like Crab IRL these days. Not that much anyway

>>160019001
Cat

>>160019402
>Crab is the most realistic woman
>you don't find girls like Crab IRL
What did he mean by this?
inb4 tv

>>160019390
>So this is the power of western values

it's the power of common sense you stupid fuck

bat has been of sexual age longer than every other character in the entire settings

it would be
>le western puritanism meme
if she DIDN'T succ a few over all those hundreds of years

>>160019467
Her being the most realistic girl in the series doesn't imply she isn't still greatly exaggerated as a character. The rest of the girls in the series are absolutely fictional. Crab is the only one that is even remotely tangible

>>160019402
>You don't find girls like Crab IRL these days
>girl who was sexually abused and then flocked to the first chad thundercock (her words) she sees for emotional security

those are literally a diamond dozen nowadays

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>>160019036
>under a month until we see her and Snail again
I don't think I'll be able to take it.

>>160019691
Simply not true, but enjoy jerking it I guess

>>160019808
maybe you could elaborate on what you meant instead of being a smug faggot?

Look, all the girls have their ups and downs. You can focus on the downs or choose the ups. The important thing is you find one with the important ups to you, and someone whose downs are just ramps to reach the ups. If we can agree on that, we can all agree that snake is worst girl.

I think people forget how much of a fucking bore cat becomes. Kizu cat is prime for sure, but post tiger she makes me want to skip half of her scenes

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>Yoimonogatari (Mayoi Snail, Mayoi Snake) -> Amarimonogatary (Yotsugi Body, Yotsugi Shadow) -> Ougimonogatari (Ougi Light, Ougi Fright) -> Shimonogatari Part 1 (Deathtopia Destiny, Deathtopia Destination) -> Shimonogatari Part 2 (Deathtopia Death Education)

Nisio will never stop writing for this series. I definitely need to get my hands on Ougimonogatari when it comes out though.

>>160020873
do the novels have nice anime tiddy pics

>>160020915
Best I can do it loli vampires having an elegant chat.
>>160014768

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based harem master

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>>160020873
>Shimonogatari Part 1 (Deathtopia Destiny, Deathtopia Destination) -> Shimonogatari Part 2 (Deathtopia Death Education)

>>160020873
>Nisio will never stop writing for this series
It's so silly. I was sure 続終物語 would be the end. Like seriously, a continuation of the end is absurdly titled enough.
It is nothing short of great.

>>160021412
>Death Education
Is Araragi gonna go to hell again?

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I think they should bring back more SHAFT slides.

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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

>>160022004
THERE IS NEVER ENOUGH SHINOBU

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all i want is bee and birb to have a threesome with araragi

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I wonder what this one is. Four new girls?

>>160022121
>birb isn't blood related

what are you gay?

>>160017251
>having past relationships does not make a person a cuck or cucker
t. cuck

Greet your wife's son from me.

Is the anime going to continue past Owari? Are we really going to see shit like police officer Araragi?

>>160019864
If you were less of a woman-hating MRA shitlord you would realize that a girl not being a virgin and having past relationships does not make her a worse person or worth any less.

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>>160022312
It will likely have zoku. I can see some specials like zaregoto for off-season stories.

>>160022312
>manlet police officer
A policeman needs to command respect. A manlet could never do that, he would never be taken seriously.

>>160022330
not only did i not imply the meme you are spouting but crab was a virgin and didn't have any past relationships at the time she snibbedy snab with araragi

i was just saying that girls like crab exist in real life. which is what you said, too (albeit not in current year).

cuck

>>160022431
>unironically claiming that 3DPD could compare to 2D
That's haram.

>>160022312
I'm sure it prints enough money to warrant animating every single little bit.
There's already 75 full episodes, 12 half episode side things, and 3 movie parts out.

Hope it never ends, honestly.

>>160022526
2d is literally based upon 3d no matter what delusion you have

even the most perfect diamond was once a piece of shitty coal

>>160020667
she's barely even in it post-tiger. she's got a great couple of scenes in hitagi end and she's fine in sodachi lost but when else does she appear?

>>160022573
Being based on something does not make it the same. 2D resembles 3D but it does not have the same kind of imperfections that ruin 3D. Cease your apostate ways.

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>>160022330
>a girl not being a virgin and having past relationships does not make her a worse person or worth any less

>>160022752
2d is just the perfected ultra refined version of 3d

you cannot deny this

>>160016857
THIS LMAO
crab also continues to cuck him with Kaiki

Experienced cock is always the best

>>160016609

Easily the worst.

>>160022838
2D is composed from the same basic components, but the compositions you find in 2D do not occur in nature.

>>160022693
She has good scenes in Kizu, and good scenes when Ougi is bullying her in Owari. Both of them are good because she's dropping the tedious Little Miss Perfect persona (and Ougi adds some neat subtext). The rest are dragged down into shit because she's such a boring fucking person, regardless of what crazy bullshit she's facing or pulling off.

>>160015656
easy answer: Inferiority Complex + he's a loser

/thread

>>160016609
not even worth to talk about it, but your right anon.

>>160015656
No matter what Monogatarifags try to tell you, Araragi is still a viewer self-insert and as such he's not allowed to seriously cheat because that would clash with romantic otaku ideals.

I don't know but I hope Kaiki gets a happy ending. I lost interest in Araragis love dodecahedron by Nekomonogatari (white).

>>160023039
No, that would clash with moral norms the world over. If you're seriously so deep in that you think not cheating on your lover is a "romantic otaku ideal", please never try to be part of society again.

>>160023265
>>160023265
no monogamy literally only exists because americans hate sex dude

>>160017162
>ancient Japanese man
Shinobu this acient japanese man over Araragi without hesitation.
Araragi found fighting for the right to stay at Shinobu's side more important then helping Hitagi and Hanekawa who were both in trouble
>I can't image a future without Shinobu in it
Try harder faggot, Araragi can live his life without Crab in it but he literally does not want to live without Shinobu. That's his selfish desire. Crab will never be that important to him.

>>160023265
You must have not consumed a lot of western media lately.

>>160023675
>if it's portrayed in media, it must be a social norm that everyone will be fine with IRL
SERIOUSLY, stay as far away from society and other people as possible.

>>160019633
Read the novels shitstain and understand her backstory and lore before you try talking again you fucking inbred

>>160022125
his partners at his specialist/oddity detective agency i think. pretty sure they're all women

>>160023823
Portrayal in media normalises a certain type of behaviour and it only reflects norms and customs. In fact there is research from South America that the report rate of domestic violence went up after they've featured a plot where a woman stood up to her abuser in a popular telenovela. This is the subject of research - also for the purpose of social engineering. Refer to the research of Dr. Ernst Fehr for example.

>>160023886
>loves bat so much he gets anal anhilated when someone implies she had sex at least once over the course of hundreds of years
>not enough to post text source that proves she's a pure virgin

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>>160019402
>comes from a broken home
>falls for an older man who promises to help her out
>falls for the next guy who helps and treats nicely
>gropes her romantic rival to assert her dominance
>initiates sex with her bf (that we can safely assume is both tender and kinky as hell)
>plainly states that she would leave him if she met someone better
>breaks up several times but always comes back

to fucking realistic desu

>>160024068
>falls for an older man who promises to help her out
Disgusting slut.

>having a waifu that everybody hates
it's a good feeling.
none of you fags is going to take her away from me

>>160024068
>>falls for an older man who promises to help her out
yep, pretty realistic alright

>>160024156
She was already taken by many others before. That's the consequence of having a slut as you're waifu you fucking cuck.

>>160024156
But Nisio literally said that he wrote Snake to be unlikable.

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>>160023985
>Greentexting
>>not enough to post text source that proves she's a pure virgin
It's the opposite though there is enough text source. Try harder faggot. You should know how many idiots try this. Read her backstory before you start talking. Hell, you don't even need to read her backstory because even Kabuki shows that Araragi is more experienced in romance then Shinobu is. Hell, the entire anime portrays her as pure. What do you even expect if you read her backstory? Everyone in the world sought her out if she got to close, upon looking they killed themselves. She asked Deathtopia to make her a vampire because then at least all those deaths would not be in vain. Then she was just traveled and fought her whole life till she met Araragi for 400 years after she was worshiped as a goddess.

Using "muh Seihsiro" as an excuse also does not work, since nothing in the novel indicate anything but that the two hunted Kai together.

>>160023039
that's why Kizu was shit. Araragi had to puss out of fucking Hanekawa because of this shit

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>>160024423
>completely pure
>into light bondage and BDSM

riiiiight.

Arguing that Shinobu is a virgin is like arguing that Horo is a virgin

>>160017711
My fucking good i didint considered this before, fuck you anon

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>>160024618
It's not even arguing when the novel itself proofs it and even puts emphasis on it
>>160024561
>Not even trying to hide the bait anymore
It's because she can literally read his thoughts without trying. She knows what he likes, she's been doing her part of the teasing throughout the story. Her feelings towards Araragi were implied since Kizumonogatari idiot, also
>>into light bondage and BDSM
Taking that really far

>>160024068
God i love crab man, look at her

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>>160024827
if it makes you feel better shes stopped munching cocks and now subsists on donuts

>>160024068
>breaks up several times but always comes back
huh?

>>160018707
Snake is pure sex

>>160024156
But I too like Gaen you fucking cuck.

>>160015656
>could have taken Kanbaru's virginity in the classroom
So what fag, she took his anyways.

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>>160024964
happened in the last book. they hit a couple of rough spots because she was working overseas, but it ends with her moving back in with him

>>160025086
>That terrible edit in more ways then one

Are Gaen and Kagenui virgins too?

>>160015656
ararararararargi is in love with crab
he doesnt need sex anyone else

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>>160025143

>>160016609
At what point did you decide this? I am partway through nise and I really enjoy her character. I particularly like the way she talks.

>>160018785
Who would let their young daughter dress up as a character that regularly gets sexually assaulted as a gag?

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>>160025460
that chick is literally in her 20's

just like snail

>>160025502
Oh what the fuck
No way

>>160025544
reverse search it, she does gravure stuff and music videos

>>160025544
Yeah, she's a gravure idol. Her boyfriend looks downright silly.