Today, on class /a/...

We have a new transfer student or some shit.

I forgot my textbook can i get together with /a/non?

I'm absent because I'm the 2cool4school kid.

Why am I always stuck on the seat second to last row next to the window?

Guys, has anyone seen my sneakers?

>>157459191
Not another newfag.

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>>157459272
Let me copy your notes.

Sensei! Anon's masturbating under his desk.

>>157460089
Now-now. Which one of them?

>>157459018
Is the teacher an ara-ara cake?
Also, MC-kun is going to sit in the seat second from the back by the window.

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I am your now teacher! Upupupu~

>>157459018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXB8sY3nu1g
Forgot you're OST.

Fuck class, I'm going to the library.

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I'm not a girl! Anon!!! stop treating me like one!

>>157460275
I fucking hate this track, every time I enter the classroom it starts playing non-stop for the whole day, how am I supposed to concentrate like that?

>>157459018
test

who's the teacher?

>>157461343
moot.

>>157461631
>Teacher retired years ago
No wonder this place is a mess.

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>yfw it's self study period

Ok guys, it is THAT time of the year again.
So Hunted house or Maid Cafe

Okay guys, I just got recruited into the "Master Recruitment Campaign". I expect my Servant, Saber Lily to be summoned soon!

>>157461793
>Self-study
>And I STILL don't know the rules to Mahjong or Hanafuda
God dammit.

>>157461801
>Hunted house
That sounds way more interesting that a haunted house. Let's do it.

>>157461801
Haunted Maid Cafe of course. The scariest thing though should be the bill.

>>157459018
Can someone tell SHIKI to stop killing me after class ends

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THIS IS NOW A SCHOOL SHOOTING

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I'm in love with sensei

>>157464032
Ciel-senpai sure is great, I feel like I can trust her with anything!

>>157460089
>>>/b/

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>>157463484
Shoot first
I dare you

>>157460345
I didn't do my homework.

>>157459018
Who would sit in the back near the window?

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>>157459018
Hey teach, how does my **** taste?

Teacher, is this sexual harassment?

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Shhh, Tanaka is sleeping.

>>157469987
WAKE UP FAILFAG OR YOU'RE GONNA FAIL

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Does anybody want to ditch class and go to Ihop

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>>157470636

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>>157459018
Some of you are okay, don't come to school tomorrow

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>>157459018
Guys! The headmaster is here!

>>157470804
I'm a transfer student.
What's his name?

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>>157470874
Nobody knows....

>>157460083
hey that's my textbook

>>157470874

Mating Press-sensei.

>>157460057
Holy shit it really is TYBS

>>157460345
my imouto ate my homework

>>157462253
>>157462843
Why not a hunted maid cafe?

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>>157470470
fuck no, let's go to waffle house instead

Who's the most beautiful girl in school?

yo we are gangbanging a hoe on the boys bathroom, join us

>>157471330
(You)

this chair

*eats lunch in the bathroom*

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>>157471348
As a member of the disciplinerly council, I will put end end to this maddness. Prepare yourself

>>157471460
sorry you cant beat the cock

>>157471460
That's just a reason for you to join us, right?

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>>157471315
Thats fine too

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*ASTHMA ATTACK*

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>>157459018
Everyone be quiet and sit down! The teacher is coming

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>>157471657

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>Student council president is a girl, again

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>>157471695
no phones in class anon

>>157471657
SENSEI IS COMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

Ciel-senpai, why did I die again?

Cringe

HOLY SHIT SOMEONE IS SHOTTING AT PEOPLE IN THE HALL!!

Where does Moogy sit?

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>>157471903
don't worry I got this

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>>157471901

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>That kid who never does his homework

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Oh look, the special ed students are here.

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>>157472242

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>>157472242

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Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind, pass it on.

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Assasination time students!

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SENSEI, ANON IS PLAYING THE NINTENDO DS UNDER HIS DESK

stop writing mean stuff on my desk. thank you

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>>157472555

>>157472171
>mag7
good luck hitting me

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Ayoo sensei!
Anon-kun is playing his Touhou remixes during class!

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CIEL A FAT STINKY SHIT
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What is the purpose of this thread?

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>>157472479
Somebody call quentin

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>>157459361

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>>157472731
What is the purpose of you're post?

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>>157472674
Tattle teller

>>157471417
*eats lunch at the school rooftop*

>>157471903
I'll pull my .32 on them!

Someone call antiskill

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>>157472679
t. arc

>>157459018
queue those classmates that run like naruto ninjas

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>>157472242
Kill all bullies

>tfw you're a background character in your own anime

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Stop watching other girl's underwear Araragui-kun or I will cut off your testicles.

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we have a visitor today

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Another year with no friends.

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Very well my students. Lets start a time-travel debate. El Psy Kongroo.

>>157460057
Holy shit, that's great

>>157473311
Can I use magic?

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What a wonderfull students.

>>157473390
As long as you can make jellybananas, I guess.

>>157462253
Mahjong is bullshit hard to learn, but Hanafuda is literally just matching alike cards.

I taught my 8 year old niece whose multicoloured spiky hair indicates that she's going to be important one day how to play it within the span of an afternoon.

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Don't draw on the desks, kids.

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Does anyone wanna join the ping pong club?

>>157473809
go away Chink
we haet you

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>>157473262
I'll be your friend, Anon.

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>>157473035
daily reminder that ciel loses to arc in every route, including her own GOOD ENDING

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>>157473809
I do___

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>>157473867

>>157473969
Ciel was best in the Akiha route and Melty Blood

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/a/ I need advice.

>>157461801
School festival is overrated. Do you have to participate?

>>157459018
I eat lunch alone again

>>157474700
its not her on the phone, look at the area code. its all wrong

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Alright, homeroom is starting. Stand the fuck up and bow

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>search under your desk
what's there /a/non?

>>157475565
My legs.

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>>157475565
> Reach under the desk
> Feel gum stuck underneath
> Its still moist

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>bump into some bitch boy on the way to school
>ruin my toast

You've made an enemy for life, faggot.

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>>157475746
Holy shit this. Why do people do this?

>>157475565
search your desk instead
all the Toshino Kyouko's merchandise

If you bump into a schoolgirl, does her toast land butter-side up or butter-side down?

>>157475854
to slap me of course and i deliberately grab her boobs for balancing purpose

*bzzzzzt*

>>157475829
Zero shame.

You ever think those chunnis are ex-Mahou Shoujo who got their powers revoked before high school so they'd be doomed to making silly chants and being labeled weirdos as part of some cruel cosmic joke?

>>157475854
If it lands butter side down, then she's a filthy Zook.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MNNl-oOI7I

>>157475829
Fucking savages don't know what a god damn garbage can or don't do the patrician thing and just swallow their gum

>>157475890
Maybe that's why they magical girls are so young, because they lose their power when they get into 8th Grade.

>>157475854
well science says it has to land butter side down

if it doesn't she is probably a magical girl in disguise

>>157475881
Please remember to turn off your vibrators during classes.

>>157473718
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I'll be your friend! Please don't leave school!

I just got a 100 on the exam, what did you guys get?

>>157477380
104

>>157477380
It was an exam on fractions, so I don't know.

>>157477380
A picture of the teach wearing her undies and a note to see her after class.

I think she wants to help with my homework.

>>157477503
She puts that on everyone's test

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Hopefully I sit at the back of the room so I can stare at all the cuties in front of me throughout class.

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>>157477380
There was an exam?

LUNCH TIME. I'll be on the roof!

Time to get bullied nerds.

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>>157477584
And maybe score one for the team.

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anon watches chinese cartoons !

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>>157477640
Did you see what happened yesterday on the roof?

>>157477837
i was too busy standing on the edge, deciding whether to take the step

>>157477888
What did you decide?

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Quiet down, I'm trying to read.

>>157477929
the bell rang so i'll decide at lunch today

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>>157477888
all you need is just a little push

>>157477837
>The maker of that image stopped there

At least get to the part where Nanjou shits herself

>>157474700
Shure but first tell me your name

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>>157459018
Anon stop trying to be Kumagawa and sit down

>>157477752
n-not true!

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>>157460345
Make me

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Everyone's turning gay because of Sakamoto, as always.
Myself included.

>>157477380
Crippling depression

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>>157479787

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Hey Anon~kun, do you want to eat lunch together?

>>157479926
Only if you trade me your Fruit by the Foot.

>>157475565
Twintailed imouto

>>157475964
>swallow their gum
Do you have a fucking deathwish?

I turned a corner while running with toast in my mouth, and I ran into a truck.

Now I'm a high school student in another world. This is bullshit.

>>157480277
but did the toast fall butter side up or down?
did you get butter on poor truck-kun?

GUYS

MAEDA'S BEEN KIDNAPPED BY /v/ AGAIN!

>>157480260
you wont dies unless you swallow 50 gums in one day anon. You'll just shit them out

>>157479926
I love Emilia.

>>157460089
We actually had a guy that tried this. Only rubbing it through underwear though.

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I want to go home and fuck the maids.

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>>157479964
Its the one that splits in half
we can share

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>This class full of losers

>>157470636
Learn how to greentext holy fuck

>>157461793
>make infiltration tools

>>157481873
>Pocky game
>But with fruit by the foot

Why aren't you ditching class? Nerds...

>>157460306
You are a girl if you say that you are!!

>>157475565
>*checks*
>there's only an ounce of weed taped to the back

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>want to eat lunch alone on the roof
>there's someone already there

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>>157482385
I'm studying to become a successful rich gentleman and marry a qt like pic related. What's your future?

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>>157460089
>>157481752
I was that kid.

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>>157472398

>>157464032
But she is a slut.

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Sorry I'm late guys, I couldn't find the stairs so I just flew up from outside. I sincerely hope there isn't a lone survivor who will get blamed for this and put on death row where he'll discover the secrets of his new home and get some sick blood memes and find other dudes with some even sicker blood memes and he does some shit and learns that the guy who framed him for murder was none other than his childhood friend!??!

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>>157482113
Who you callin a loser sugar?

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>>157470636
>a dubbed version of the touhou anime project
There's so many things wrong with this I don't know where to start.

>>157482779
>Setting a demon on fire
Ummm, anon, I don't think that'll work.

>>157482990
>setting anybody on fire

I'm like 70% water, I'll just put it out.

I'm gonna search every bathroom stall and every rooftop and bully all the nerds eating alone by forcing them to socialize.

>>157483301
Are you a cute girl? If you are, your show should get some decent ratings.

>>157483301
While you do that, I'm gonna cum in somebody's flute.

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AFTER SCHOOL. FLAG POLE. I'LL SEE YOU THERE.

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>>157459018
Well that's a weird name.

So what club are you guys joining?

*shoots up class*

Can anyone point me to the local undercover assassin?

>>157484372
The going home club

>>157484749
You should probably ask the council burglar, he usually knows where people are.

>>157459361
I'll sit next to you and give exposition while being a
non-character. The writers will soon forget I exist.
Isn't that girl cute?

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Guys, I need your help.

My class is terrible. Like THE worst.
First, there are so many girls. And all of them are weird. Demon girls, angel girls, alien girls, cat girls, blonde princesses, idols, magical girls, female knights, vampires, suspiciously underdeveloped little girls... I could go on and on for hours. And they all keep bothering me. Like making me lunches, asking me if I'm free, touching me, hugging, pressing their breasts against me. One even crawled naked into my bed. I tried speaking with a teacher, but she just does the same shit as the girls. What the hell do they want from me?
And on top of that, they constantly bother me with their crap: "Anon-san, I'll teach you how to use magic", "Anon-kun, marry me and become the Kaiser of Großgermania", "Ufufu, let's conquer this world and create the empire worthy of Demon Lord, Anon-sama", "Anon-dono, please become the God-Impregnator of our species, which due to magical catastrophe consists solely of absurdly beautiful young maidens". I keep telling them that all I want is working 14 hours a day as a low-wage salaryman, but they just don't listen.
Even at home I can't relax - be it my childhood friend, my imouto, or my onee-san, they just keep sticking to me. They sleep in my bed, barge into my bath and walk around the house half-naked.
And to make things even worse, all boys in the school seem to hate me. They bully me and call me "harem king" or "that lucky bastard". Lucky my ass. You know what happened yesterday? All the girls kidnapped me, dragged me into some room with gigantic bed and said that they don't mind if I want to have them all. I barely managed to run away.

I beg you guys, help me escape from this nightmare, I'm at my wits' end.

>>157485029
If you go out with one ( which is pretty hard) the sexual advances might stop. But they will still stalk you and gladly be cucked by you.

>>157484372
Magical Girl Club

Will /a/ finally not embarrass herself in the sports festival tonight? obviously not.

>>157473517
>jellybanannas
>not gelbannana

Ouch.

Good news everyone, those guys that gangraped that poor girl in the bathroom have all been expelled. They might have actually gotten away with it if like idiots they hadn't posted pictures and videos online of them doing the deed after the girl refused to be blackmailed into being their sex slave. Turns out, the school and the cops would have been willing to look the other way, and the girl herself would have kept quiet, but they blew it by putting out undeniable evidence of their crime for the whole world to see.

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>>157485029
[x] Anon-kun, marry me and become the Kaiser of Großgermania

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>>157459018
Hey, anons. Just letting you guys know that I paid your fathers to have my way with you all. I'd appreciate it if you guys would make this easy for me and just bend over your tables to wait for your turn.

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>>157485135
>going out with a girl
What are you, a faggot?

>>157471163
>TYBS
what?

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>>157471460
>>157471657
S-SENSEI I-IZ COUMING?

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>>157459018
hey guys its cool kid /a/non, just here to remind you guys to that im having a party, and none of you dorks are invited.

Hey, I heard this >>157485675 anon's imoto is getting gangbanged in the boys bathroom, let go!

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>>157485532
Post a facebook picture with compression artifacts one more fucking time and they will find you at the bottom of the lake.

Hey, what is your nickname?

>>157485946
Cumdumpster
No idea where that came from

>>157485946
Call me Anon, but my friends call me Nona

I can't wait for class to end so i can go masturbate in the girls' toilets

H-hello everybody...
I'm Anon
It's a pleasure to meet you all!

>>157459018
we rape the maids

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>puts a letter in anon's shoe locker

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Why is the corner of my desk wet?

>>157459018
That fucking chair

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>>157485410

>>157471417
Pathetic.

>>157473008
Badass.

>>157485946
Sharo

>>157460345
Fuck you, Shido!

>>157484372
Pantsu Appreciation Club aka the Photography Club

>>157459018
Some orcs burst into our school and killed all men, raping all the women in school. I'm currently hiding in a locker and rubbing my dick on a broom while watching my blonde big-boobed class president getting gang banged.

>>157485946
That guy in back.

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AY YO TEACH!
YOU GOTS A FAT ASS!
AY YO!
LEMME HOLLA!

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>>157483614
NANIIII
What are YOU doing here?!

How did this thread get flooded with crossboarders so quick?

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>>157488545
Hey there Shiki! Your new hairstyle looks like shit.

>>157485514
Thank you based SHAFT

Sasazuka, you were off by one.

Go stand in the hall.

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*blocks your path*

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Ayy this is a nice class lmao.

>>157489588
*pretends not to notice her and falls together with her, taking advantage of the situation to feel her warm body*

*teleports behind her*
*runs home ashamed*

>>157459018
Fuck, why is it so crowded near the window?
Some of you should sit in the other site of the classroom.
I can't because I'm the MC of my life

*calls teacher mom*

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>>157489983
Everybody does that.

I found this weird envelope in my shoe locker and inside it was a paper telling me to go the roof on
lunch break, should i go?

>>157485946
They used to call me Errand Boy.

>>157490350
no

>>157490350
Don't, who ever wrote that, they're probably trying to sell you some weird shit

>>157490350
Hewll naw son you gon get raped by that bully, Tomoo, and his gang
You din' hear this from me.

I'm seated in the front row by the door. Will I ever experience anything exciting in my life?

>>157490996
You get to answer the doors for kids that come by intending to confess.
None of them are here for you

>>157459018
Help, my imouto follow me to school today and I can't make her leave before class starts.

>>157485946
The Boipuchi.

>>157485946
They call me "disgusting lolicon" ever since they found me with a friend little sister half naked, it is bothersome, she was the one who took of her cloths not me.

>>157491883
It can't be helped

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>>157459018
THIS CHAIR. THIS CHAIR THIS CHAIR THIS CHAIR

>>157491956
Well, yeah, at least she still calls me to go play with her every week.

Sensei, /a/non is playing with my butthole again

>>157460306
make me

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Hey guys, i'm not the only one who thinks mechazawa looks a bit... different today. Right?

>>157492350
He has ears now

>>157490996
Atleast you are not the one sitting beside you. You don't know how sweaty shirts and autism smell do you? Well I do now.

>>157485946
Skeleton

Miss, Anon-san has a gameboy in his Jansport

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let me show you who's the boss of this class

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LOOK THE TWO ROBOT FREAKS FROM CLASS ARE GOING HOME TOGHETER LOL

>>157492732
Robots?

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I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO OUR THICK BOOTIED SENSEI

>>157492732
Huh? This just looks like a regular couple. The guy looks strong a protective too. Hmm there's something not right about the guy though...can't quite put my finger on it.

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>>157489588
What's this invisible road cone I keep stumbling over?
Must have drank too much soda during lunch.

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>>157472479
SNITCH
N
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C
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>>157475964
I was told it'd take 7 years to digest if I did this Anon.
Can you confirm?

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>>157480181
Nah, you can go straight to the faculty office

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>tfw outside of grades, I am a worthless person

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>>157459018
Guys if you elect me as class president I will make all senseis wear mini skirts!

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What's the school ghost like, /a/?

>>157494191
If you elect ME as your class president I will put senseis in the water fountains

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>Walks in Class

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EVERYONE IN CLASS IS FUCKING DEAD AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT ANON GET IN THE GIANT ROBOT

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>>157494191
They already do.
Or do you mean the men as well?

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We have a guest, a veteran of the industry

>>157494557
In case they do, I will compel them to show bare legs, not that socky hideous monstrosity.

Applies to men as well, but only if they /fit/

>>157494240
Friends enden 12 years ago.

>>157495268
Pretty sure that joke isn't specifically from Friends and is just overused considering I don't watch Friends and still know about it

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>>157472432