This penguin lost his waifu , say nice things to him

>>156588809
Did they remove her or something?
That's fucking sad

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>>156588824

>>156588824
He wasn't eating because he kept giving his food to his waifu

Is this just a publicity stunt by the zoo? Just shoot a couple of pics when we just so happens to be by the cut-out and claim that he's in love with it and always around it?
I thought animals were attracted to pheromones and shit, not physical attraction.

>>156588873
They put the old penguins over that side of the fence at night. They do this to stop them falling into the pool. This photo was taken days ago and he has since been right back next to her. They even did a live broadcast on Niconico where they laid out a floor mat for him to lay on by her.

>>156588969
This is false.

>>156589029
I was mistaken he was just straight up not eating

>>156588873
No they always move the old penguins back there at end of the day. Otherwise they might fall in the water and drown at night.

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>>156589010
I have read that what you see the penguin doing in this photo is typical penguin courtship behaviour its called an ecstatic display and unpaired males often do it towards females they are interested in to say they are available.

>>156589121
That's also false. As confirmed by the zoo itself. If you have read that somewhere you are reading an incorrect report based on speculation by random Japanese people on twitter. False news.

It's an interesting case study on how 2D destroys society.

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It's just like those beetles trying to mate with beer bottles because they got the right color and texture.

I guess Hululu chan's design is accurate enough.

>>156588873

requesting ntr shoop

>>156589131
Penguin Otaku

>>156589131
>>156589194
Grape-kun is one of us.
He learned that truth lies in moe.

>>156589646
He is quite clearly obsessed with the 2D cut out and probably even trying to court it but he isn't literally starving himself to death over it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snl-WsFm-kc

Grape's ultimate fate.

I want more studies into animals preference between cute 2d and 3dpd. Can 2d overcome the barrier of instincts?

Why the fuck are people calling an old man -kun?

>>156590734
>20 years old
>old man
what

>>156590945
60 something in human years

he is quite old my man

>>156591039
And he is still looking for a partner?
No wonder he chose the 2D waifu

>>156590734
He's tiny.

>>156590945
-kun isn't strictly for young boys although thats the most common usage. I think its just because penguins are cute and diminutive.

>>156591096

For you

>>156590734
grape-kun is old actually , but that doents matter , many people of 20 or more years watch anime too , nothing to feel shame

>>156589072

>>>/v/ermin

>>156591135
>many people of 20 or more years watch anime too
What did he mean by this

>>156591191
Dunno, the bulk of the Kemono Friends fanbase is over 20. In Japan the most common age range is 30s.

Penguin behavior is weird.

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>>156591737

>>156588809
Punished "Venom" Grape

A penguin robbed of his soul mate.

>>156588809
I want to steal his waifu, she's too cute for him

>>156591737
>>156591806
wait, the lonely penguin is a girl?

>>156592503
No. It's an old man in penguin years.

>>156592533
so its like me...forever alone, then i found a waifu.

>>156591737
No justice
No peace

>>156592754
>then i found a waifu.
Who is it? This is important

Why doesn't he just hang out with a real penguin? Won't his parents be disappointed?

>>156592841
fuck off shes mine faggot, im not going to let some anon rub one out to her with me knowing.

>>156592759
Prosecute the Police!

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>>156593196
I doubt she's worth rubbing one out to Anon.

>>156590220

＞8 blows a second

goddamn

>>156593285
trying to lul me into posting her pics eh? it aint gonna work on me

>>156590220
Fucked up

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>>156593425
Not really, I already have one, and I only rub one out to her.

>>156593417
What the fuck kind of quote is that?

>>156593425
I just have to rub one for every anime girl then, I'll get your waifu eventually

>>156589194
>the penguin wasn't giving his food to his waifu and getting starved because of that
What a fucking normalpenguin pleb

>>156594181
its someone you lest expect anon, god be with you.

>>156595294
>god
Retard spotted.

>>156589128
He's actually trying to drown himself because he realized how shit 3D is

That penguin deserves a medal

>>156589349
One lonely old guy who wasn't going to breed anymore hangs out with 2D imaginary love interests?
Oh, the lamentations, how society is irreparably injured.

>>156595294
Can't you give me at least a hint? Otherwise I will prob die from dehydration

>>156593564
kill yourself pedophile

>>156593781
＞I t ' s l i k e t h i s

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>>156591892
We already have a Kemono Boss.

>>156595494
＞A m I d o i n g i t r i g h t ?

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If only /can/ was still alive.

>>156593564
Is she the "teasing" girl? Why would you have her as a waifu, awful taste 0/10

>>156589131
>do mating dance
>cut out doesn't respond because it's a cut out
>Grape-kun commits sudoku
Press f to pay respects

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>>156595435
Have you fulfilled your nightly role as being a moron?
Good, now time for bed, you have gradeschool in the morning.

>>156589010
Everything going around on the internet about the penguin being in love is from the visitors.
The official stance of the zoo is that the penguin seems to in fact be interested in the cutout, which they said on the start of the third day of the collab where they saw the same penguin(purple band) staring at the cutout again at the start of the day.

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>>156595595
This is at least the 10th idiot I've met on /a/ today.
How /a/ has fallen.

>>156595434
sure, shes a qt3.14

>>156591039
>>156591076
Truly one of us.

>>156589741
i wonder how much stress the zoo keepers/owners are with this false rumour floating around

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He's still with his waifu today.

They took away the mat though.

>>156589741
the starving himself bit came from when he missed feeding time literally once

>>156590220

3d females really are disgusting, even penguin ones.

>>156596195

>trusting 3DPD
>ever

Even a goddamn penguin knows that 2D is superior.

I read that the penguin thought the waifu was a human and was waiting for to be fed by it

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>>156589131

I heard that Grape kun is old and has a disease? What was it called again?

>>156596377
That's the prevailing theory, but like with all animals, we don't really know what's going on in his head unless he either starts attacking or trying to fuck the cutout.

>>156596591
Oneitis

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>>156596591
It's a fever you and I even have it's called "Love"

>>156596061
any pics with the mat?

Has Grape-kun had a mate before?

Is he just waiting for Hululu to respond like a regular female penguin?

What will happen if the zookeepers give them a round, egg-shaped rock?

>>156596770
please don't torture grape-kun, he is already suffering for not making Hululu watch him back

>>156596770
on one hand, that sounds really cruel
on the other hand I want to see if he'll try to incubate it if they get a convincing rock

>>156596770
They should give him an egg to hatch, like they do with gay penguins.

http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv297069500
Tobuzoo livestream

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>>156593417

>>156596962
>It's raining
>Zoo is low on traffic
>"Hey zookeep intern, take this camera and livestream as you walk around"
>"This is the most attention and money we've made in years"
>"Just do it"

>>156597162
Oh no he's streaming from an iPhone

>>156596962
>"Here we have Mai-chan the hippo"
>"Mai-chan"
>"All right, Mai-chan..."
>"The wind is strong"
>"She's about 3 tonnes right now"

>>156597284
Oh no he's making his way to the penguin exhibit

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>>156597284
There's a Hippo cutout too, but that one is as unpopular with the real Hippos as the character is with the fans

>>156596962
A fucking domesticated dog

>>156597433
>>156597403
>>156597424
Oh no Emu cage time

RIP

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>>156597472
>The alpaca has been replaced by two parrots

worst bait and switch ever

>>156596962
>he's in the corner and isn't moving
Did she reject him?

>>156597984
depression is a hell of a thing anon..

>>156597984
Maybe he finally got tired of the cutout.

Then again it's raining, maybe it's his only chance to stand and cry without anyone noticing

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>>156598037
preaching to the choir anon

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>>156598066
h-he's no cry anon, he just got a little dirt in his eyes so he using the rain to help him get it out.

holy shit this is hilariously autistic

thats why i like it so much

>>156595434
That's the risk you took embarking on this journey, anon. Be a man and face your fate head-on.

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>>156596377
Now you ruined it for me, and you're probably right.

>>156598825
>Now you ruined it for me, and you're probably right.
It makes no sense that Grape-kun was the only penguin to think this though. So more likely he sees something none of the others did.

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>>156588809
SHE'S MINE NOW

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>>156599489

I imagine it like this, just with pengis instead of monkeys.

>>156589128
>>156589029
Hururu pleases old penguins for fish confirmed

>>156588809
Even penguins like sluts and it's still sociably accepted.

Give up on your pure waifus and christmas cakes

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>>156591737
#freegrape #freegucci #freelexplorer #penguinlivesmatter #justiceforgrape #hashtag

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Grape ojii-san has been doing it for 1week now. Even the other pengins laugh at him

>>156600143
gucci been free for a minute now, shitposter salamander

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>>156600238

>>156590220
H-haiyai

>>156596377
It seems like he stopped seeing his waifu when he learned she wasn't going to give him food.

>>156590220
I guess 3DPD transcends humanity.

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>>156597424
I like this one for the latex bodysuit

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Grape is the Madarame of Pengi Prison

Why would he fall in love with the most retarded penugin?

>>156600238
poor bird

>>156590220
Grape-kun won't fall for this, he will love 2D forever and escape that fate.

>>156590220
>women

Does anyone know the tag on pixiv for this?

>>156602917
I'll give you a start:
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=grape-kun
Hint:
?

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>>156602987
Thanks, found it.

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>>156603041

>>156590220
>Not even penguins are safe from the power of chad
This is extremely eye opening and is really making my brain matter work.

>>156590220
>women are shitty in every species
really makes you think...

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>>156603321
This is true love and nobody will tell them anything different.

>>156590220
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>>156588969
What a true gentleman though, giving his own food to his waifu in place of his own.

>>156596048
I bet it gives them more renown so it's good

>>156600238
Grape-kun won't let inferior penguins get between him and his waifu.

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Haha what a LOSER. Probably couldn't handle REAL PENGUIN WOMYN.

>>156590220
Just wait for that bitch cunt to sue him and ask for child maintenance.

>>156604410
Damn penguins jealous of Grape-kun because he's got a better waifu than them.

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>>156590220

YAMERO

/h/ doujins when?

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>>156590220
Mother nature truly is a fickle and forgetful bitch.

>>156600917
It's the only one he has access to.
Inferior 2D is still better than 3D

>>156590220
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why do penguins have such hard lives?

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Looks like I have to watch Kemono Friends now.

>>156606375
Make sure to complain about the animation and CG to the threads after the first 5 minutes and to keep on asking "why is this so popular" after every episode.

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>>156606375
>not watching it two months ago

What the hell were you watching to miss a show blowing up

never forget

>>156606255
This. They need to breed Grape-kun because he's clearly the only penguin that's got good taste.

>>156606354
Why does he want to go to the mountains? Webm cuts off there without telling us.

>>156606521
>implying that Grape-kun would ever touch a disgusting 3D female penguin

>>156606530
The penguin's sense of direction broke, so he thinks the way back to the ocean is in the opposite direction.

They're not smart enough to understand that all that awaits them there is death.

>>156606530

You shouldn't have to ask why if you're here.

>>156606530
He's tired of everyday penguin life and wants to end it all.

>>156590220
Joke's on him. The "loser" already passed down his genes.

>>156606530
He hears the call of the old gods, slumbering deep within Antarctica's ice...

>>156606530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y-hfG-6OFA
Insanity, also they occasionally commit sudoku.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/calgary-zoo-penguin-deaths-results-1.3942842

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>>156606354
>>156606530
Some animals just can't take the real world.

You think NEETs are new? No, we're just the monks of our time.

This Penguin has no bible, no anime; he only has the mountains, and only they can offer him refuge from his reality.

>>156606548
This! Grape-kun will live for his waifu and die for his waifu while keeping his body for her only.

>>156606530
the Gods are calling him to Paradise

>>156606598
Lovecraftian Friends?

>>156590220
3D is always PD.

>>156589010
There was a swan in Germany who fell in love with a swanlooking pedalboat.

>>156606375
spoiler: Kaban-chan is a human

I hope they don't take that thing down any time soon. He'll be crushed.

But if they leave it up, he'll probably die by it eventually.

RIP, Grape Oji-San

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>>156590734
Social status.

>>156606375
It's CG. Kyoanifags wouldn't like it anyway.

>>156607110
Never heard it in any context for an old man. Not even for the old village idiot and drunkard.

>>156607153
>It actually has a story; Kyoanifags wouldn't like it anyway
FTFY

How can an abomination of a species like penguins even exist? They're like a sack of shit that can walk around and has a beak.

>>156607191
>shit on penguins
I bet you think panda are useful.

>>156607181
He's a little Penguin.

Presumably they called him Grape-Kun when he arrived/hatched and kept doing it, because he's still cute.

>>156606588
Counts for nothing if the home wrecker is in a position to and decides to kill his kids to get them out of his own kids' way. I don't know about penguins, but nature's often cold like that.

>>156607219
Penguins are the biggest goddamn meme on this planet. They're just walking globs of fat and meat that reproduce quickly and serve as a food source for many animals.

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>>156607181
YOU JUST FUCKING DID, IN THIS CONTEXT RIGHT HERE.

「グレープ君」isn't a name /a/ just made up. Penguins can be penguin-kun because of their lower social status, dumbass-kun.

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>>156607191
Yeah, they taste like rotten, oily fish. But still much better than cats.

>>156607274
You just answered your own question.

>>156607274
So, successful animal = meme, fascinating.

>>156607274
How are you still alive? You're even more useless than penguins.

>>156607274
God loves memes, obviously.

Haven't you read the Selfish Gene?

>>156607274
Hey, as least unlike you they do reproduce

>>156607325
Organisms seek to reproduce.
Memes spread quickly.
Ergo, animals want to be memetic.
Humans are the biggest memes on the planet.
We are memes that make memes, the same way Kemono Friends has memes that make memes.
Ergo, we are so successful as a memetic animal that our memetic creations have their own memetic creations.

>>156590220
NTR
T
R

>>156607354
Unlike penguins I can set my own value. I am what I think I am.

>>156607274

No thats pandas. Too stupid to fuck, fake pregnancys and are generally just an enormous drain despite the tourism they bring in.

Pandas are big fat hairy leeches.

>>156607442
Your own value means nothing to NatSel, the one true God.

>>156607442
So say if I think I am a cute anime girl, I can cut my dick off?

>>156607442
>I am what I think I am.
Okay, pros and cons of anon and a penguin, we can mark "potential for self delusion" as an anon con. What else?

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>>156607498
You're just Trans-Dimensioned and Transsexual.

Just take the little pills your doctor gives you, and whine on Tumblr.

>>156607385
They get cucked and fall for 2D so I don't see how they have anything above humans in that regard.

>>156607553
"Penguins are cute" can be put in pros for penguins. On the other hand, "tries to convince strangers on a chinese cartoon forum that he is woth more than an animal" can be put in the anon con section.

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>>156606631
>that filename
You bamboozled me right, anon

>>156607940
Oh, that was just the first file in another folder that I accidentally clicked on when I was mashing past it.

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>>156607966
>>156607940

This one

>>156590220
This does sounds like some NTR plot.

>>156608198
>sounds like some NTR plot
That's because it literally is.

>>156607225
>Little
A 20 years old little penguin, that's basically more than 60 years old in human terms.

>>156590220
"he flips out"

hah

>>156606530
TEKELI TEKELI

>>156607250
I just remembered a vid about a new alpha monkey went and killed the children of the previous alpha so he can mate with their mothers.

>>156608287
Yeah, and he comes up to a Nip's Shins.

He's a cute little birdo, no one's going to care if they call him -kun

>>156607191
>They're like a sack of shit that can walk around and has a beak.
That's like, 2/3 you anon.

The old penguin has poor eyesight and recognizes a human silhouette. It's been kept in captivity all its life and recognizes a human silhouette means food handouts. It's waiting for the cutout to feed it, unable to understand that it isn't a real zoo person with a bucket of fish for him.

>>156608534
>Implying I can awkwardly waddle

MUH LAIGS

>>156608287
"in humans terms" is just a meme measure. That penguin is still 20yo.

>>156590220
>3d females of any species

>>156608606
They live to 20 in the wild
25-30 at average in captivity

>>156608606
"in human terms" means, relative to its total lifespan in a way humans can understand. The bird is very old. It's approaching the end of its lifespan. It's lived to the point where the performance of its body has already been steadily degrading for many years. It likely has little eyesight or hearing left and in the wild would also likely lack the ability to catch enough prey to keep itself fed at this point

Senescence is not a meme, anon, it's just easier to understand relative ages when put in human terms.

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>>156606530
Because it was there
Godspeed little penguin

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>>156606530
He heard about what antics go on in the next colony over and wanted to see for himself.

>>156608787
Can someone else comfirm that I really just watched a walrus raping a penguin?

>>156608787
>Sea Lion just raping the shit out of that penguin
>All his pals are too much of a bunch of pussies to do anything about it

Fucking pathetic. Those penguins should be ashamed for being so weak and cowardly.

>>156608857
It's a Sea Lion (Walruses have tusks and tons more whiskers around their snouts).

But yes, it is indeed using that penguin as a living fleshlight. Fucking fucked up honestly.

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>>156608739
If I can understand dragons ages, I'm sure as fuck I can understand penguin ages, this "in human terms" bullshit is just lazy thinking for lazy people that can't bother to learn about other species

>>156608929
So in human terms a 600 year old dragon is like 60 years old right?

>>156608929
>this "in human terms" bullshit is just lazy thinking for lazy people that can't bother to learn about other species
Exactly, so it's perfect for most discussions.

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>>156608929
>lazy thinking for lazy people that can't bother to learn about other species
>posts dragons

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>>156608939
NO MORE PENGUIN ABUSE

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>>156609007
>he doesn't believe in dragons

>>156608787
>>156608857
>>156608923
But is there actual penetration or is it just humping it?

>>156590220
>those bite wounds
Penguins can be pretty aggressive when it comes to fighting NTR

>>156608787
tags: bald fat old man; NTR; drugs; submission; rape; public sex

>>156608787
>berserk.webm

>>156606530
He found himself in possession of the One Ring and began his great journey to dispose of it

>>156600238
Hang in there Grape-kun.

>>156606603
This penguin has traveled 80km towards the mountains. God speed little fella.

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>>156588809
That penguin has good taste in waifu material.

>>156609555
That pose is magical

>>156608787
a penguin's life is suffering

>>156609555
He's afraid?

Hululu bestiality doujins when

>>156609784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGe6017JwPw

Hululu

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>>156606631
Can someone post a version which is not cropped?

>>156610372
Yandex worked for me.

>>156607274
>Penguins are the biggest goddamn meme on this planet

Pigeons would like a word with you.

>>156610750
Dodos are objectively the memeist birds.

>>156607274
>They're just walking globs of fat and meat that reproduce quickly and serve as a fuel for boats

FTFY

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Penguins really hurts my feel. First was that Penguin who just went straight to the mountains and now this...

are penguins /ourguys/?

>japanese pronounce penguin as pengin
>americans prnounce penguin as penquen

>>156611075
Holy fuck way to out yourself of all people

>>156607470
Pandas aren't too stupid to fuck, they're just not normies fucking people they don't even love

>>156611524
I know people with lisps that pronounce it pengin

>>156611524
PEING-win

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>>156611524

>British pronounce it pengwing

>>156599729
Well, that was unexpected
Prepare to sawn-off'd, buddy

This is cute af.
Hope Grape-kun is happy.

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>>156599847
1000 hours in ms paint

i feel bad for grape kun though. I mean they will take Hululu away once the promotion ends.

>>156608606
Finally. I thought I was the only one that thought this way

>>156610372
>not recognizing the artist
jun

>>156612162
>>156608606
Without this "meme measure" we wouldn't be able to tell how old the penguin is.

>>156610372
you mean to tell me you haven't fapped to this girls giant eyebrows before?

>>156612206
?????
What

>>156590220
>shes got no time for LOSERS

DAAAAAYUM NIGGA

>>156612206
You a special kind of retard, aren't you

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3_1meghwTQ

>>156612130
Considering the massive publicity plus the fact that it's just laminated cardboard, I could see them leaving it.

>>156613143
Man, I loved that show. Comfy as fuck.

>>156588809
I don't get it, why does that Penguin like Hululu so much? He should like other Penguins. This is wrong.

>>156613794
>t. disgusting 3d female penguin

>>156613794
Go back to /cgl/, filthy fujo.

Nice /a/ you got here.

>>156614124
Tough luck bud, it is protected /a/ heritage

>>156588969
This is true.

>>156589029
This is false.

How did the other animals react to the cutouts? Are there any news yet?

>>156614384
The hippo sharted all over it. Like a true american hero.

>>156614384
tapir keeps trying to eat its cutout
everything else was chill

Grape-kun really is lazy
https://twitter.com/MuzyouWT/status/859025813013880832

>>156614690
Poor zookeeper. This is most of /a/ screaming to their mom asking for more hotpocket while they continue fapping to their waifu.

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>>156614690

It really just doesn't give a shit anymore. Run to the mountains, you magnificent bastard, they're calling for you.

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>>156615361

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>grape-kun will die in you lifetime

>>156615710
So will Wakamoto and Jackie Chan.

>>156615592

Saved.

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>>156615592
Perfect.

>>156606530
HE HAS AWOKEN

>>156615592
Truly a symbol of /a/.

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>>156616408
SOUND THE SIRENS

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>>156590220
3DPD not even once

>>156606530
He can hear the call of the elder things and wants to get himself an albino qt waifu.

>>156591191
Exactly what they said, retard.

>>156588809
Quick rundown on this bird? Why's his name grape? Will his love ever reach his waifu?

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>>156590220
>tfw he becomes the cuck
Fuck man I wanted him to win

>>156616872
Look under his left wing.

>>156588809
When will they ever learn?

>>156616917
It was a lose/lose situation regardless of the outcome. Even if he did "win" the fight, his prize is an unloyal mate.

>>156616872
Purple wingband. Yes, 2D love is direct and pure. And yes, retards still call him -kun despite knowing that he's an elderly penguin who could die of old age any year now.

>>156616959
In the animal kingdom there's no such thing as a 'loyal' mate. That behaviour is a product of a complex social structure that even humans don't seem particularly good at.

>>156608320

>>156617159
Rocks mate for life, checkmate atheists.

>>156589010
It's possible that put some kind of scent onto the cardboard.

>>156617159
>Black vultures stay together as it is more beneficial for their young to be taken care of by both parents. They take turns incubating the eggs, and then supplying their fledglings with food. Black vultures will also attack other vultures that are participating in extra pair copulation, this is an attempt to increase monogamy and decrease promiscuous behavior.

"Loyalty" might be too big a word because they do it out of convenience, but there are monogamous animals out there.

>>156617315
But if humans evolved from rocks, why are there still rocks? checkmate athetists.

>>156617159
>corvids

>>156617159
I've read that penguins tend to be loyal to one another and they breed with the same partner, even after a long time of separation they seek out each other. That one must have been a huge bitch.

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>You will never ever get together with your waifu

>>156608857
>>156608923
>>156609111
Dolphins rape everything they can so I wouldn't be surprised if other sea mammals do the same.

>>156617600
>not an old man
shit/10

>>156617477
man fuck that hoe 2D is truly better

>>156617346
Shit. You got me. You win this time, godless atheist.

>>156617670
Aren't dolphins the only creatures beside humans who feel pleasure during sex?

>>156617159
>In the animal kingdom there's no such thing as a 'loyal' mate
I guess that's your mom right there.

>>156617803
I think they just actively seek out sex for pleasure, and not just for procreation, unlike many other animals. It's not that they're the only ones who feel pleasure.

>>156617477
Many species will tend towards monogamy for practical reasons, but a female will usually tend to favour whatever suitor expresses the best array of selected traits. Monogamous mating pairs remain stable simply due to the lack of the of a better suitor to compete. Unpaired males tend to favour unpaired females because there's less competition. Once again a practical thing. Trade-ups like that are uncommon simply because there's no good reason to fight off a paired male just to raise his kids for him, but it's not like the female is going to say no to a better-selected mate.

Disloyalty likes that helps keep physical strength as an explicitly selected trait. Strong birds not only live longer and eat more, but are also favoured for mating, and thus propagate those genes.

>>156617886
Considering there is a video of a sea lion raping a penguin and also a walrus masturbating in a zoo, I have to question whether that's even true. I also thought pigs were known to be promiscuous.

>>156615361
>>156615592
I DON'T CARE WHAT HAPPENS TO ME
I DON'T CARE WHAT HAPPENS TO THE PACK
BUT HOLULU...
AT LEAST HOLULU...
I'LL DEFINITELY SAVE HER!!

>>156617886
Dolphins also get high as fuck for fun. Truly advanced animals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFgwUWHnVv8

https://twitter.com/dizzy_ziddy/status/857851192809881600/video/1

Discuss.

>>156590220
>All the memes about American nature documentaries were true

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>>156606354
>>156615592
Not like this man. Not like this.

>tfw no anime about cute cockatiel-tans

>>156618753
It's alright, he's in a better place now. If we're lucky, we'll also go soon.

>>156618753

The full documentary even said the camera crew tried to save him, but the scientists told them he would refuse their help and just keep marching to his death. Even if they put him in the colony with the other penguins, he would just instantly take off for the mountains again.

There was not way to save him from his frozen fate.

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>>156618821
oh fuck

20 yo penguin is a elderly .
means he's a faceless fat dude in human form .

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>>156618863
He just protects her, he doesn't try to fuck her. Also Grape-kun isn't even overweight.

>>156618767
>cockatiels
I miss those birbs.

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>>156606354
>>156615361
>>156615592

This is deep.

>>156618947
>sidemouth

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>>156615592
He's going to waifu heaven.

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>>156618987
Its anime dude.

>>156615592
I have tears in my eyes.

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>>156618953

>>156607100

At least he'll die with a pleasant dream.

>>156615710
>But he will be in heaven with his waifu
Best ending

>>156618833
To me it would be interesting to force-feed him or something, so he can keep on marching and we see what his destination is.
Maybe he goes to the entrance to the hollow earth.

>>156588809
INSTALL GENTOO

>>156618851
Its his choice. It will be painful, it will be hard, be he knows what's waiting for him on the other side. He just needs to do it.

>>156621186
The sad truth is that he doesn't realize what's waiting for him. His senses are failing him.

>>156621304
That suicide behaviour isn't due to sensory failure. When removed from the path, they actively seek it back out and find it again. They know where they're going.

It's actual suicide behaviour. The penguin is knowingly running off to die alone. Why is anyone's guess, but it's not as simple as nearsightedness or a confused sense of direction.

>>156589349
>Society
>A single penguin living in a fucking zoo
Give penguins a way to play galges and then call me back when their reproduction rates start going down massively.

What do you think he's seeing? I've read that penguins have a fairly good sight, but I wonder what can he see in that cutout that is much larger than him.

>>156622054
Plenty of people here with thicc and giantess fetishes

>>156622054
Birds can see more colours than we can, he can appreciate his waifu's looks more than you can possibly imagine.

>>156615710
>grape-kun is older than most people that browse /a/

hahahah stupid birb

>>156604410
Reminder that adelie penguins rape corpses, chicks and their females prostitute themselves.

>>156606548
Artificial insemination.

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>>156622054
He sees a cute ningenmimi.

>>156623739
>nibbling on her ear
Lewd.

>>156623739
I guess she likes her ears nibbled.

>>156623739
Wouldn't the ink make it feel nauseous? Didn't they think of all this before placing those cardboard cutouts?

>>156624039
Maybe they did, and found out that ink won't make it nauseous.

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what we see and what Grape-kun sees

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:L

>>156609243
you forgot vore

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>>156625838
That's Gen and a Gentoo Penguin, anon.

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*blocks your path*

>>156626685
>Order: Pilosa
Order of pillow animals.

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>>156626685
*blocks your path*

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>>156617600
>>156617684
It should be more like this as cute as a still relatively young, or at least stylishly dressed old man is.
A grandpa figure like Hassan here, but instead of having killing in common it's the idol aspect. Grape goes to all her concerts to cheer her on with her friends.

>>156617803
what about those chimps that use sex to solve all their disputes

>>156606354
>watching webm while this plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWlfyXi0KYs

It fit surprisingly well. What is at the mountains.