What if she was Naruto's sensei?

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>>155665434
Hopefully she wouldn't have gotten fat

>>155665434
They would die agaisn't zabuza,naruto would kill sasuke on the hospital and etc

Naruto had good music.
Debate me.

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Anko>Samui>Tsunade

What if you narutofaggots stopped making threads and fucked off for good?
Fuck off.

>>155665434
She'd probably die to Zabuza.
Failing that, she might have made Sakura actually competent.

>>155665669
hey snowflake

>>155665485
Anko wouldn't have died against Zabuza, she would have had to reveal being snake pozzed though.

>>155665434
there would have been some really hot surrogate mommy stuff with naruto

>>155665434
Anko is high level jounin.

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>>155665649
>Fishnets

>>155665649
Naruto's gonna have a hard time training when all he does is focus on his sensei

>>155665649
Most underated girl in all of Naruto

>>155665434
Kakashi was the most interesting part of Naruto before sharingan became Space Ripper Stingy Eyes.


Also more complex jutsu requiring dozens of handsigns was interesting as it created a balance between actual fighting and using ninjutusu.

>>155665569
No debate, m8. It's got a pretty damn good soundtrack.

Do we really need two Anko threads?

>>155667665
Do we really need the trap thread?

>>155667665
>>155667962
do we really need /a/?

>>155667486
Handsigns were supposed to help shinobi to cast a jutsu. Good shinobi can make the same justu with less handsigns or without handsighs atall

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>>155665434
>never seen in part 2 until they search kabuto
>lost and turned into a chackra battery
>stuck unconscious in a cave for almost 200 chapters
>then finally seen as a fat fuck after the time skip

I'll never be this mad in my lifetime.

>>155667665
where is the second one?

>>155665434
Anko didn't deserve to be forgotten, but I still prefer Kakashi as a character.

>>155665434
She struck me as a hardass who wouldn't have had problems killing any hostiles or compromising in any way.
I doubt however that Nardo would have changed. He was inherently merciful and compassionate, to a fault even.

>>155668620
Deleted.

I don't know why but I've been on a fanfiction spree. Help me.

>>155669181
read a real book.

so i haven't read a naruto since like volume 45

they good? kinda wanna get into it cause the games have that fucking bomb ass music and makes me wanna get some closure

>>155669478
No it's fucking shit and you could use your time infinitely better.
We're just the poor souls who never got off the ride we jumped in when we were 12.
But since you're that far already it's not a terrible investment if you just want to be done with it forever.

>>155669736
damn

i always liked the music and the books were ok but I guess I was pretty damn young and silly

i might spend a day catching up, is the series actually over?

>>155669181
>reading Naruto fanfiction
Half of them are literally "MUH OCS/Naruto has ALL THE POWERS AND WOMEN/NARUTO CROSSOVERS

Its all shit for self inserters.

>>155670027
That's fanfiction in general.
I doubt there is even one single passable on Naruto, the fanbase just isn't compatible with the kind of person who could come up with a bearable fanfic.

>>155670243
Hurrican Suite is pretty good desu.

>>155669181
I remember when I was obsessed with Harry Potter fanfiction
What a shameful memory...

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>>155670481
>mfw I found Harry Potter/Naruto crossover stories

>>155670027
>reading a Sengoku Basara/Naruto crossover because, hey why not, ninjas in Sengoku Japan works
>first chapter, he defeats and forcibly kisses Kasuga and it's implied she likes him
>fucking DROPPED
I want to fucking KILL

I want to make a Haku X Harem fanfic with Naruko as one of the girls just to clown on these Naruto and Sasuke dickriders.

>>155670481
I know one that is legitimately good enough that I wouldn't hesitate to recommend it to my friends, which I have actually done.

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>>155665434

>>155669181
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9255749/1/Déjà-vu-no-Jutsu
The best self insert I have ever seen. Set in Minato's generation, has legitimate mental health issues from dying in combat on Earth, said issues get better, but realistically without dragging the story down. Power level is consistently below the heavy hitters of her contemporaries, she has actual difficulty with developing certain normal ninja skills, has believable interactions with canon characters. A decent amount of dry humor, and good storytelling. The grammar can get a little convoluted at times, but it's tolerable. Novel length and complete.

>>155670481
>not still reading a few once in a while, 13 years after your first fanfiction
There is only shame in reading the shitty ones.

>>155672026
How do you even find good ones then?
I know like maybe five, two of which are only ironically good.

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>>155669181
Can someone recommend me a good evil!Naruto fanfiction without the "chased by an angry mob" bullshit, I want a real sociopathic Naruto like pic related

>>155672315
I look up recs on google and tumblr and browse AAA by kudos and pairings/genre. I have higher chances of chancing upon a good one this way.

>>155665434
She would have had to reveal her snakestuff against Zabuza, which would probably lead her into telling the gang about Orochimaru ahead of time. Sasuke may have realized the snake lady in the forest was Orochimaru and not gotten bit, which would have caused him not to leave the village in a lust for power. All in all, a better life.

Madara would come later and wreck everything though.

>>155672403
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/3745099/1/People-Lie
Includes: Ibiki as worst/best/gendo father figure
Jounin mind games
A dash of Lovecraft
Likable Sasuke
Helping Hinata almost assassinate Neji on a D-rank farming mission

>>155669181
Dude I've read a lot of naruto fanfiction, whats the matter?

>>155673963
Two things, which are Naruto and fanfiction.

>>155673963
I think I'm addicted.

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>>155672786
>AAA
I mean, AO3, obviously.

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>>155674248
>AO3
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't that site practically dedicated to nothing but ship- and slashfics

>>155674388
Well yeah. There are a few genfics though. I don't read them though, unless they're strongly recommended.

>>155674227
Ain't nothing wrong with that. As long as its not naruto wearing a fedora and trenchcoat, which happens way too often.

>>155670481
I don't usually read fanfiction, but someone recommended me methods of rationality a year or so ago, and I thought it was alright.

>>155675197
Which title?

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>>155675197
>it was alright

>>155665434
Narutards actually spamming Naruto fanfiction threads now

Just how cancerous can Narutards get?

>>155675527
Let me rephrase that: Sure, the focus on "rationalism" and science was cringy and kind of autistic, Harry Potter turned into even more of a Mary Sue and the resolution was a load of crap, but it was still enjoyable.

>>155675703
It's not really Harry Potter turning into more of a Mary Sue.
One can argue whether he is one in the first place, but Harry isn't even a character in Methods in Rationality. "Harry" is the author's masturbatory self-insert.

>>155675866
I'm aware. As far as masturbatory self-inserts go though, this one was tolerable because it got its powers in a somewhat acceptable way, namely by exploiting the inner contradictions of the hp universe. The story isn't just "self-insert mc gets bs powerups for no reason because the ego of the author demands it".

>>155673841
One of my favorites, shame the author stopped writing.

>>155675637
Slightly less cancerous than people who use the term narutard unironically.

>>155677009
>>155676289
>>155675866
>>155675703
>>155677009
>>>/trash/
>>>/out/

>>155677112
This is what underaged newfag Narutards actually believe